Countries to Move to in South/Central America?

>>76000122
>Also not looking to die of a mosquito bite
Chila and Uruguay are the only options then

Southern Cone

Vote goes for Chile or Colombia

>>76000421
>not looking to die of a mosquito bite
>colombia
Chile is the only option

>>76000122
Bogotá. You can teach english and it pays fairly well. I'm currently looking for a gringo for particular classes.

The bad thing is that is quite cold and rainny most of the year. Also, traffic is shit. Everything else is fine. Night life, food, costs and it's not a dangerous place.

>>76000435
If he's moving to anywhere in latin america he has to grow a pair and understand that countries are not memes. We don't really see beheadings everywhere, Colombia is not in a mosquito crysis

>>76000435
Only if you live in selvatic and hot weather zones. Bogota doesn't have this problem.

>>76000496
>Recommends Bogota
> Implicitly recommends Colombia
Do you want him dead? What did he do to you for
recommending him to walk straight to his demise?

>>76000686
>Do you want him dead?
Bogota crime rates are low by South American standards. It's not dangerous unless you are stupid and go to a periferic and poor zone.

I wouldn't recomend Medellin or Cali because i don't know those places and Bogota is probably prettier and better.

>>76000122
If you are not dumb, you won't die from a mosquito bite here. Then again, if you are voluntarily moving here, you must be pretty dumb

>>76000815
so he will die?

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>>76000835
We'll all die

>>76000122
>Also not looking to die of a mosquito bite.
I literally don't know a single person who died of a mosquito bite, really.

But I live on the south where the climate is sub-tropical and not actually tropical, but even if you move to the tropical areas mosquito bites wouldn't be what you should be worried about unless you actually want to go deep inside the Amazon.

>>76000122
>Also not looking to die of a mosquito bite
Then Stay away form the southern USA. I know for a fact Chikungunya and Zika mosquitoes literally ravaged the southern east coast. Your only options are either northern mexico, the southern Cone or the comfy colombian/ecuadorian/peruvian/panamanian/costarican highlands

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>>76000122
you're not going to move there, stop making these threads.

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Update: just got to panama. Got this nasty bite on my forearm. Im shitting sweating? Help?

>>76001334
nigga, you're aware this is a flags board, aren't you?

>doesn't want to work 50 hours a week
>goes somewhere with shit wages
Enjoy living miserably

>>76001368
This

>>76001368
Esto

Come here after civil war and collapse, plenty of work opportunities, music, climate. the people are very fond of outsiders from everywhere, sexy girls, many different landscapes, commie witchhunt, it's paradise

>>76001334
Malaria.

>>76001413
Is there going to be a civil war soon?

>>76001413
> enter Venezuela
> automatically get robbed
Thanks for the offer tho

>>76001455
They want to change the constitution without a referendum and they elect the candidates the 30th of july so if they don't back down there will be blood

>>76001494
>t. Santos
Just don't do anything you would do there

>>76000785
>Bogota crime rates are low by South American standards
He he he...

Keep spewing memes and entertaining me.

>>76001334
It's cancer, I had the same and died 1 week later.

Chile or Peru?

>>76000122
NOT argentina.

not here pls