You wake up in a Neanderthal settlement

>>75998557
I interbreed with them creating the white race.

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>>75998574

unlike humans who threw their dead at the end of the cave neanderthals buried their dead near the entrance or underneath their communal fire, they must have a significant belief in some kind of afterlife

>>75998574
Makes sense. Early homo sapiens from Africa or whatever mixed with neanderthal to create whites.

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>neanderthals had long been seen and depicted as little more than apes or savages wiped out by homo sapiens
>modern genetics found a considerable amount of genetic admixture derived from them in whitey, more than any other races
>whitey all of a sudden began to romanticize and hype them
>hurr they wuz such soulful, beautiful, artistic and intelligent people who even LAID FLOWERS around the dead

whites are literally the worst LARPers

>>75998557
I immediately attempt to die

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Aupa Athletic!

>>76002118
neanderthals always had some special place
and the idea that they were mixed with early human is pretty old from at least since the 70s

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I want to say rape but Neanderthal men and women alike were built closer to gorillas and could kill a large majority of us with their bare hands.

>>76002118
/r/ing the jpeg comparing the images of neanderthals before Europeans figured they had ancient hominin admixture and after

>>76002118
>modern genetics found a considerable amount of genetic admixture derived from them in whitey, more than any other races
>more than any other races
Wrong. Natives are the ones with the highest (native americans)

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>>76002283
Not my best but I tried

>>76003259
I like the result. It's funny.

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>>76002118
stop being homo sapien

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>>76003259
this

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>>76003259

>>75998557
my ancestors ;^)

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>>76003259
pic related
>white """people"""

>>75998574
No ones buying your bullshit Homo habilis, look here's a shiny rock and fuck off

>Time to stop the canoes
>Cave full

>>76002229
Didn't people even believe until recently that homo sapiens evolved from neanderthals?

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>>75998557
>Neanderthal settlement

>try to get up
>hit my head against the celing
>have to craw as the caves are too low
>can't communicate

I'll just die from starvation, no way they'll accept me in their tribe.

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>>75998557
Hello ancestors :)

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>>75998557
>you wake up in a Neanderthal settlement