/brit/

really like the way multiculturalism is depicted in fiction

wish it worked like that irl.

love pints
love litres
love gallons

getting more and more brazen with these earlies

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The horizon always appears perfectly flat 360 degreesaround the observer regardless of altitude. All amateur baloon, rocket, plane and drone footage show a completely flat horizon over 20+ miles high. Only NASA and so called "space agencies" show curvature in their fake CGI photos/videos.

The horizon always rises to the eye level of the observer as altitude is gained, so you would never have to look down to see it. If Earth were in fact a globe, no matter how large, as you ascended the horizon would stay fixed and the observer/camera would have to til looking down further and further to see it.

The natural physics of water is to find and maintain its level. If Earth were a giant sphere, tilted, wobbling and hurdling through infinite space then truly flat, consistent level surfaces would not exist here. But since Earth is in fact an extended flat plane, this fundamental physical property of fluids finding and remaining level is consistent with experience and common sense

want to visit japan but im hesitant to spend thousands of pounds doing it.

>>75993895
>>75993895

janny needs to up his game with these early threads

girl called me qt on tinder and i WOULD like to put my willy in/on her but im about to leave the country for two months
what should i do x

>>75993959
why do ships disappear below the horizon until i can only see the steam funnels as they travel away

>>75993959
>The natural physics of water is to find and maintain its level.
this is the worst one of all

>>75994002
send her my way instead
and then
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*waits for comfy late night /brit/*

no idea how people go on long travels or moving abroad. the logistics of arranging everything overwhelms me.

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the 'f

*implodes*

>>75994031
do one you danish runt
*fights you for m'ladys hand*

>>75994024
atmosphere

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can't decide how to end my life

>>75993923
Genuinely admire physiques of the gays. Even the twink has a level of conditioning I can only dream of. Winstrol, I presume?

*takes 5 of my dad's senokot tablets to induce massive diarrhea*

looking forward to the blast. my guts already getting the grumbles

>>75994098
old age

>>75994067

ENHANCE

>>75994098
>>75994128
that's what you decided on?

>>75993966
Just book the plane ticket way in advance and use Air bnb. It's no more than about 600-1000 to get to Tokyo or Osaka.

how many sexual partners should you have had by 19?

at 16 i got my first blowjob
at 17 i fingered for the first time and got my first footjob
at 18 i lost my virginity to a one night stand then got my first gf a few months later

19 now, so i suppose that's 4 sexual partners, but i guess it's actually only 2 if you just count sex.

>>75993958
intense daberoni

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>>75994024
http://www.jesuswasnotajew.org/ships-do-not-disappear-over-the-horizon.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUuKIpCM2o0

WE

>>75994170
At 17 I held a girl's hand.

That is it.

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>>75994170

>>75994170

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>www.jesuswasnotajew.org

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I wonder, if several hundred years from now, the brown skinned residents of Europe will look at the old villages, the stone walls, and the castles, and feel proud of their ancestors, not knowing that they are only 1/128th European?

>>75994170

i'm 19-nearly-20 and a khv volcel with minimal female contact. females are too boring and superficial for my time. i've literally never fell in love with a girl

>>75994170
did nothing until 17

at 17 had my first kiss
at 17 had my first blowjob
at 17 lost my virginity
at 17 had my first threesome
at 18 had my first one night stand
at 18 had my first long term relationship

i have had sex with 4 partners so far and i am 18.4 years old

Should I get a job or go on the dole? The NEET life for a year might give me some valuable insights

>>75994002
help me PLEASE

>>75994243
>i've literally never fell in love with a girl
you dont need to
you just need to like/tolerate them for long enough

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>>75994181
>jesuswasnotajew

>>75994265
scram

>>75994265

why are normie children posting here?

>>75994288
why? for what benefit? i do not crave sex, i don't believe i should lose my v to conform to some social norms

i and my small, limp willy are happy as is thanks

>>75994265
think that's above average. how'd you manage that?
looks, charisma, luck?

>>75994170
at 15(not too sure) kissed a girl

at 18 I fucked a girl
at 19 I did anal with the same girl

>>75993864
Would a british girl race mix with a dane?

>>75994280
insights?

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felt nostalgic about a memory that never actually happened and I just made up to post about on /brit/

>>75994321
>18 years olds are children meme

out, grandad

want to kill myself every time i go back home and see the disappointment in my mums eyes when i report, again, that im still single.

i try to be a nice person and dont ask for much but no, im not allowed to be happy it seems. looks like the universe doesn't want me around much longer.

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screeching

>>75994239
No, it takes that kind of mental illness that's specifically American to do that

really, really regret my first kiss
was to a gross chubby chav slag

had very nice kisses to other girls afterwards though

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>>75994343
>>75994350
Dane?

>>75993864
Shouldn't your birthday be the day your parents concieved you? makes more sense

>>75994322
>why?
sex and companionship
>for what benefit
sex and companionship

girls are a lot easier to talk to (not just chatting) than men if you're a fucking drip like me

>>75994362
haha i hope you remember that post when you're 30 and realise that you were definitely still a child at 18. arrogant little twerp.

>>75994239
that would be white pride and thus racist

>>75994330
im gay and quite handsome so it was kind of easy

>>75994390

don't care

genuinely think i've fucked my todger up permanantly from years of humping my mattress to masturbate

>>75994239
I've wondered the same about there and what here will be like. A bunch of dumb mutts with little to know genetic or cultural connection to the people who built this country.

>>75994410
foetuses aren't alive

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beware the Ides of March

>>75994410
how could you be sure what day that was?

↓This man is polish

>>75994445
ahaha i did that when i was 11-13
why havent you figured out how to properly wank you dipshit

>>75994458
I will come and rape you in your own shelter, you inbred island primate

dreamed I was being interviewed by Ethan from h3h3, am I going insane lads?

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ah for fuck's sake just remembered when I was off my tits on pingers on saturday night I was going up to girls I just met that night and asking if girls like chest hair and how much is too much and showed them my hairy chest right there and then in the club

>>75994478
sperm doesn't live very long after its been spunked out

>>75994239
So basically like modern Greeks

>>75994483
>why havent you figured out how to properly wank you dipshit

because it doesn't fucking work for me, do you not think i've tried

>>75994483
lol me too
bit weird to recall

>>75994425
>having a lot of sex when you're gay

no real accomplishment there. boo.

>>75994368
Your mum loves you regardless of whether you have a girlfriend or not. The special thing about mum's love is perfectly unconditional (the only bond in this life that is truly unconditional) and she treasures you more than anything, no matter what xx

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Britain_Bill

NEED this to happen

>>75994487
remembering cringe shit you did while drunk is the worst
hate it

>>75994478
I mean, we could start marking the date we had sex and normalize the act, im pretty sure kissing in public was a taboo a hundred years ago, but it's totally normal now.

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going for an ice cream lads

love london

>literal 18 and 19 year olds unabashedly posting here
state of /brit/

>when flat earthers cite scientific articles saying the earth is not a perfect sphere (of course it isn't) to conclude that it's flat

Wish I could live in east germany


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg98dUQoUzs

>>75994537
argue why we should

hate being a february baby, everyone's depressed when it's your birthday

>>75994542
>>75994410
Koreans literally do this

>>75994577
1999 here. deal with it

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Thinking about showing my therapist this general tomorrow cause i spend so much time here.
Thoughts?

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>>75994577
>tfw was born in 1998
>MFW WANT TO GO BACK TO 2011 MY GOLDEN YEARS WHERE I WAS DROWNING IN PUSSY

How do I convince my friend not to go back to college to study "film studies/production" Christ

Poor lad has his heart set on it

>>75994577
i've been /brit/posting since 15. i have been an active member here for almost 5 years and have seen a lot more than even some of the older posters here

>>75994425
>gay and 18

let me guess, leftypol as well

Was born in 1999

90s kid, deal with it

Jo Cox has become the Martyr of the Labour Party. Her halo is the pure ring of fire that is the defining Light of the Labour Party within which are its policies and principles to guide and wisely lead us in government.

Although her strong views her husband referred to after her demise could never have exceeded toeing the party line at all times as Labour MPs have to, even more strictly so than any other member, she may had privately held views of her own.

That she had anxiety and fears about how politicians were portraying their individual Party's image and aspirations to the public at large were real and she was said to wish differently for a more calming approach from MPs when putting their policies across; often over-simplified, thus more strong-seeming than they really were, to reach everybody's understanding. She had been well aware of the dangers of inciting instability in potentially dangerous individuals and she never thereby crossed the party line of safety.

That this cross came to her own door means that every spoken word she ever said to us will be enshrined in nobility, wisdom and truth forevermore. We will dwell on the things she taught us and her reasons why and her light will always live on in her dear memory.

>>75994509
every time you have a cheeky wank it's like a mass abortion really

>>75994542
but how could you be sure which act of sex was the particular one that caused the conception? pregnancy test erry day?

>>75994603
1998 here, you 1999's are the biggest faggots to ever set foot on this earth, please kill yourself

just had a handsfree wank

but i did NOT want to orgasm because seeing the gf tomorrow

accidentally did, but i did it mentally. the power of nofap boys

>tfw been posting on 4chan since I was 13 but now I'm 21 so I can get mad at the young-posters

fuck off kids!

>>75994537
>The House of Lords would be replaced by an elected House of the People, with equal representation of men and women;
>British jurisdiction over Northern Ireland would be ended.
shant
what the fuck is the point of the lords if they're elected too

>>75994577

they were 8 years old when i started posting on 4chan

fucks sake, state of them, clueless little babbies

>>75994587
Literally a shithole which required a fucking giant wall with armed guards to stop people escaping to capitalism

>>75994537
like the abolish the monarchy parts
don't like the others

January 1999 reporting in

>>75994644
1998 here, the official cutoff status for non 90s kid is 98 not 99 , the 99s are still underage b&!!

1997 here

anyone born after 1997 must be culled immediately

>I was 17 when 4chan was created

only had a very brief period where I could have done some underage posting, didn't even find the site till like 2008

Born in 1989 here. If I'm the oldest person in this thread I will literally quit 4chan forever, swear on me mum.

who /1999/ here

>>75994644
janny

>>75994694
fuck off grandpa you creep

not interested in the opinion of anyone under 25

>>75994675
don't understand why we need 2 houses of parliament at all desu

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>>75993959
good post, fuck globeheads

1985-1994: fuck off granddad
1998-2000: fuck off child
1995-1997: inheritors of /brit/

>>75994710
you're not

>>75994710
1986 here

>>75994719
it's past your bedtime kiddo

>>75994733
>1995-1997: inheritors of /brit/
oi oi

>>75994733
i agree wholeheartedly. good post

>>75994710

88 here

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love Sokurov's works simple as x

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24 next week

really need to get off this site

May 1999 here

9GAGGERS UNITE

>>75994733
GREAT post

12th june 1999 here

>>75994747
>1986

same here pal

>>75994747
>>75994768
fuck

>>75994796
how convenient

>>75994797
good lad

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stop ageposting, it's making me feel old and miserable

t. 1991

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>>75994733
>tfw November of '94

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>I was born in the 1980s

>>75994848
>he was born when the Soviet Union existed

literal dinosaur

>>75994848

I'm glad I didn't spend my uni years on this shithole like all these moronic kiddies are doing

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what did he mean by this

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>>75994848
hello fellow OAP

http://i.imgur.com/ZTOnjXM.gifv

>>75994864
how the fuck did you find this pic of me?

you may only post on /brit/ if you were born after the collapse of the soviet union and before 9/11 desu

There are people ITT whose parents were born in the 80s

13 june 2017 here x

i was born in september 1997

think i narrowly escaped being a runt

>spending the best years of your life here
bit sad

>>75994930
just let the janny know about this post. enjoy your ban

>>75994916
ya'll niggers didn't even get to witness 9/11 in action

Columbine is so iconic

just found out that my good friend (who is very handsome) has a MASSIVE willy
really makes me think

>>75994939
My life hasn't had any good years to miss tbf

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Why is British comedy so fucking awful at present?

>>75994608
98 here ... I've never even seen a pussy
Wish I was a continental

>>75994983
it's a psyop

you may only post on /brit/ if you remember the death of diana

quite happy i spent my formative years on 4chan so that i have patrician opinions and know what parts of society are cringeworthy as fuck and what things are utter pleb filth and not worth enjoying

>>75995002
i was born exactly 2 weeks after she died

>>75994991

>3 years old on 9/11

LMAO

lads
Do you ever feel like the penises you see on a screen look bigger than what they actually are if you saw them in real life?

I've measured my girth and I'm literally 5.75, my length is shit but you'd think my girth would be fine.

But every cock I see looks bigger.
i even saw a porn website where the pornstars literally listed their size and for some of them we were the exact same size yet their cock looked bigger.

I'm a manlet, it's got no length, and I'm pretty unintelligent tbqh.
My girth is all I have lads.
Pls answer.

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post your degree and a pepe that accurately sums up your degree

chemistry

am a radical centrist December 1997er here

>>75994991
same here lad
>>75994963
stop listening to shit rap, try Niro

>>75994939
think the best yeasr of my life will be raising my prodigious son(s) 2bh.

going to raise them up real good. teach them maths, programming, science and encourage them to read literature and basic philosophy from quiet an early age. eventually teaching them the inner secrets of life and the universe

have them swimming and playing team sports, and then lifting and learning combative skills when they're 15

teach them practical skills during the summer holidays from mechanics to outdoorsmanship and so on. whilst making sure they are good at extra-curriciular shit like music and languages in term time.

>>75994891
awful photoshop
not even a willy

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>>75995056
computer engineering

the best years of my life will be the death of the white race

>>75995096
>gif
fuck off

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feel so fucking stupid sometimes like i cant learn anything else

im almost completely clueless about things like politics and the economy because when i try to educate myself the information just doesnt stick at all

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>>75995056
don't have one

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>>75995056
biology

>>75995058
'tober '97 here

>>75995103
followed shortly by the worst days of your live as civilised society collapses and you revert to savage barbarity

>>75995108
>In Richmond
>Posting a redneck image """representing you"""

wew lad

am a March '93 baby

the gf is a September '98 one

>>75995174
'nce

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>>75995110

>>75995123
Not everyone can do the smarts m8 just be strong instead

>>75995165
t. hangs out at Walmart on Hull St. with a CSA flag in the bed of his dad's truck

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>>75995163
life*

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ok I get, I'm old, pls stop

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Why is Wojak such a pathetic runt?

>>75995070
Pushing your children and making them hate you: the post

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>>75995056
physics

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>that moment you reach where you realise that nobody is actually old and they are just youngsters like you that have stuck around for a while to the point that their external shell has degraded and that when they were your age they were the ones considered to be young and fresh

*solves a rubiks cube using the 3 layer method*
genius at work here

extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/13174508
http://www.strawpoll.me/13174508
http://www.strawpoll.me/13174508

extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/13174508
http://www.strawpoll.me/13174508
http://www.strawpoll.me/13174508

scotland is living evidence that a place can be white and third world

>>75995279
gyms are synthetic

got that organic work aesthetic

>>>/pol/129636890

welsh lads, find it please.

is there any reason you need to eat fresh veg or can I just eat frozen veg and be fine?

it's so much easier having a few bags of frozen veg in the freezer i can just chuck in a pan when I'm cooking tea and not worry about it going off soon

Raskolnikov decided to change his life at 24.

>>75995284
I'll have something to say about that as soon as I finish shooting up this heroin

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niggers are so fucking pathetic they actually die of diarrhea

always makes me wince when I see british 'houses' in the captcha alongside normal american homes which are mansions by comparison

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Spooky

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>tfw union job with full benefits and pension since age 18

>>75995328
I can tell you right now that was written by an indian

>>75995334
you gonna kill your local jew loanshark lad?

>>75995309
disturbingly few people understand this

fields and forests fit is far superior to gym fit
I don't lift weights and I have the best body on /brit/

>>75995328
seems legit

>>75995382
what do indians have against kurds?

>>75995328
This is why we shouldn't let them in, they bring their retarded tribalism too.

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>>75995309
this you la'?

i have a really ugly body. gyno, skinnyfat, strangely proportioned torso, sickly-pale

>>75995375
always cracks me up when people unironically care about their pensions, as if that's even going to fucking matter at this rate

>>75995382
It'll be a turk.

Got four girls on the der who replied to my first message and then fucked off

Stop stealing my bloody girls Chad

>>75994539
>remembering cringe shit you did while drunk is the worst
this, missed a shag on new years eve because I was too drunk and high to understand the girl wanted me to take her upstairs, ended up sleeping on the couch

It's shite being Scottish!
We're the lowest of the low! The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash, that was shat into civilisation!
Some people hate the English, I don't. They're just wankers!
We, on the other hand, were colonised by wankers! Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by!

*crawls across your arm*

Computer, load up celery man please.

1996 master race

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about to embark on a cheeky construction project

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>>75995529
Yes, Paul.

might post my dire mantits

If you're younger than 25 then you should fuck off alri

>>75995572
please don't

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>>75995532
>master race
ah yes

I have come nowhere in life.

had my first K hole this weekend lad

felt like I was in another dimension and I was completely dissociated from reality for what felt like an eternity but was only really about 20 minutes

then I got up to walk and my legs just didn't work

shan't be doing that again

>>75995529
>>75995556

Can I get a flarhgunnstow?

might post my praying mantis

went back to the town i grew up in yesterday, hadn't been there since early 2005

mental to think that youtube didn't even exist the last time i was there

>>75995384
I mean how much are you really toughening up and improving your life if all you're doing is paying money to pack on empty mass you don't otherwise use in the AC for the sake of vanity? Might as well get on the juice at that point and set a goal of a muscle magazine cover, you're just wasting time otherwise.

>>75995411
Do admittedly have a bit of a farmers tan but I could throw that bony runt on and off a truck all day long if you're paying me for it

As a Tory in favour of a hard Brexit, there's really nothing good about the election result. Not even a sliver of a silver lining

HAPPENING

LADS MUMMY MAY JUST CALLED ANOTHER ELECTION

FUCKING HOWLING
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40251996

having a quorn fry up with szechuan tomato sauce

surprisingly good

>>75995594
K is fucked, even a minute amount gets you out your tree

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>>75995613
try harder lad

Is Teresa May a busted flush?

Hey, Paul, I'm Tayne, your latest dancer. I can't wait to entertain you

>>75995613
virus DO NOT click

most so called religious people know it's all bollocks, they just go along with it for cultural reasons

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>>75995580
;)

anyone watching the apehoop later? game starts in 2 hrs.

>>75995613
wow its real

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>>75995611
But le based DUP

this worked out EXACTLY as planned, Labour BTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE stop saying mummy fucked up

Religion should be classed as some form of mental disease

Theresa Mayhem

>>75995667
yes i love watching big strong black men

what languages you lads learning then?

>>75995662
even more idiotic.

the best thing about sex is being made to feel like a slutty bitch

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>>75994487

>>75995689
Innit

astrology is akin to believing in fairy tails, or DARWIN FORBID... being a theist

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Leftypol desu

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>>75995666
oh dear

>>75995677
h____ l_______ d______

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*runs through the thread wearing nothing but Labour undies showing off my ripped body while fat rorkes run around, panting and squealing trying to catch me*

OOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYNNN
>OOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYNNN
OOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYNNN
>OOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYNNN
OOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYNNN
>OOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYNNN
OOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYNNN

>>75995656
Now Tayne, I can get into.

>>75995696
l-london?

>>75995697
half (more like quarter) considering maybe learning Polish, someone started teaching me but it's too fucking hard and probably not worth it

>immigration is bad!
um no sweetie, who would run the corner shops x

>>75995594
>not wanting to feel like you're in another dimension
hello square

cooar could go for a battered mars bar about now

Tories out
Refugees in

>>75995717
haha i know what the blanks are supposed to be!!

>>75995697
cantonese
its hard as balls and a cambridge professor straightup told me to give up on Saturday

think ive finally gotten the tones down thougu

>>75995480
once kicked a dent in the fender of a car I'd just bought after a night out drinking and an argument, had to drive around with it for a while and cringed every time I saw it

whos gonna be the next pm before corbyn 2022?

>>75995697
Ol' 'anish

>>75995697
mluvím trochu český

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0TFayRZeS8

absolutely HOWLING n SCREECHING

>>75995765
ching chong chicken chow mein

now bane i can get into

>>75995729
Polish people are filthy subhumans, why would you want to learn their language? It would be like learning Arabic or Punjabi.

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>>75995748
i've got one for you right here runtoid

>>75995697
will be learning cantonese in hong kong, starting the day after tomorrow x

have you ever called 999 lads

>>75995697
mandarin, arabic, farsi, french and might pick up jap

>>75995773
you're mum

i just realised how fucked up it was when my year made the fat bullied kid the prom king at prom and forced him to dance

he's skinny now and has a gf and a kid, so he's doing better than me i suppose

May calls early general election
>that Rorke feel
>Government elect la
>look at Theresa what heart
>we vote again! xD
Lead starts to go down
>was always going to be close la
>how many will be beat Labour by
>still going to have the largest majority since Maggie
Dementia tax u-turn
>were still top of the polls la
>being in opposition is easy
>the debates are a fortress Corbyn won't win there
Tories do shit in debates
>Lib Dems will do us a favour
Terrorists attack Manchester and London
>it's n-not May's fault, forget she was the home secretary for 6 years
>P-pakis, L-Labour will keep letting them in
>its still on if the polls stay good
YouGov poll shows there will be hung parliament
>b-but May said elections are easy
>w-wait for the exit poll la
Exit poll: Tories to lose their majority
>S-Scotland will do us a favour
>b-big Ruth with the 5am winner
>i-it's not over yet
Tories don't get enough Scottish seats
>b-biggest party was the aim
>w-we overachieved in 2015
>n-next election is the one
>coalition government is an amazing achievement

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position in the polls with a whole election campaign to go, if you had gone into Downing Street today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - George Osbourne

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Margaret Thatcher

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.

>>13

>>75995773
Damian Green
then Boris Johnson

>>75995786
at least arabs have had a long history of not being subhumans

there are lots of great arab works of literature i wouldnt mind reading

cant think of a single polish book, let alone a good one

>>75995798
good fucking luck
its tough

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>anon. i'm dripping wet and gagging for cock. are you going to invite me back to yours, or am i going home with the driver?

>>75995779
kek

>>75995779

talentless fat fuckwit

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>>75995779

>>75995775
danish? wow what a waste of time

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>>75995837

corbyn is the best leader of the opposition this country has had in a long time, he suits the job really well

now all we need is someone who suits the job of prime minister really well too.

>>75995775
Danish? :^)

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>>75995772
got any other stories?

anyone can join

>>75995833
im going home with the driver x

>>75995807
called 999 to my nans house for shits and giggles when i was 5

>>75995786
got a thing for polish girls, that's basically it

imagine dying but there are no ambulances available. or it gets stuck in traffic

frightening

>>75995832
Gombrowicz
Pan Tadeusz
Tokarczuk

twat

>>75995833
i don't fuck coalburners, sorry

>>75995832
even Chopin was an overrated hack

Poles are worthless

>>75995779
howling

>>75995832
found the paki lads

>>75995779
the cringe was physical

>>75995864
punched a mirror cos i was angry and cut my knuckles open
had to ask my neighbour to help me haha

>>75995879
imagine dying gracefully without being scooped up by vehicles of the oppressive state, using ambulances paid for with money stolen from you at gunpoint (sorry, 'taxed')

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoAyMLJpXig

>>75995879
>BLM protesters block the ambulance sent to save your life (among other traffic) over some bullshit you had nothing to do with and you die because of it

Has actually happened

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>>75995779

>>75995879
You won't have to imagine it if the Tories stay in power.

>>75995862
surprisingly I'm none of them, fells good

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>Chopin was an overrated hack

Can i get a 'hat wobble'?

does donald trump

>>75995864
What is that and where can I get a gf version?
Will take a refurbished version

>>75995879
gona happen more and more here.

>>75995942
people say tory cuts are destroying public services but, like, where is the evidence
the buses still run on time, I can get a GP appointment, I think everythings fine so they have to make up crises to get more funding
it's all a total charade, the NHS is fine

>>75995697
proto indo european

good job on not doing an early new lads

>>75995832
>there are lots of great arab works of literature i wouldnt mind reading

LOL

>>75995779
ah yes, the tolerant left

>>75995953
t. Jamal Kowalski, proud African-Polish-American from Chicago.

>>75995833
Your pussy fucking stinks, you gypsy bitch. Would rather wank off into a wet flannel.

>/bant/ is still up
fuck me
for what purpose

>>75995981
same
hehehe

>>75995779
>When Europeans they're experts on America

>>75995927
not bad, anon.
stitches?

>>75996000
>>75996000
>>75996000

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>>75995908
>chopin
>overrated

>>75995975
buses are privatised

>>75995975
>GP appointment
yeah in 4 weeks

*rings 999*
yeah I'm dying mate
yeah sorry your call is on hold. please wait

>>75995975
dunno about you but the homeless population where i live has very obviously quintripled in the last 7 years

>>75996011
when yanks they're experts on english

>>75995966
Gemma Arterton, English MILF la

>>75995975
>NHS is fine
>takes me two weeks to get an appointment
Hmmmmm