>Your country and its neighbours go to war. Who wins?

Us within a matter of days, maybe weeks

With all of them?
We're dead.

Solo:
>BG vs Greece
We get reked in a week tops.
>BG vs Romania
They beat us in a month or two.
>BG vs Serbia
Matched, but I'd give the edge to the Serbs. White peace is the outcome.
>BG vs FYROM (BG)
We beat them in a month, holding the territory is difficult.
>BG vs Turkey
We fight to the last woman and child and our name becomes an adjective.

America vs. The World
>Canada immediately surrenders and joins our side to do nothing
>Mexico implodes
>Entire world brought to knees as burgerkings gain more power than ever seen before

>>75994027
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1T-R0v00Qc4

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It'll take 6 days

The U.S. would certainly win in a formal war, but I think they'd find occupation not so easy.

>France
If we could get though the strait of Gibraltar we could get a 1% victory
If not it would most likely be a draw/France surrendering but the UK being the real losers for having so many dead
>Scotland
They would surrender after about 5 minutes
>Ireland
See Scotland

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We are in the middle of western Europe so we're dead, especially if you count the UK as neighbors.

UNLESS WE NUKE THEM ALL BEFORE

>>75992832
brazil wins, they have the strongest army in south america.

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>>75994125
how can arabs ever recover from this literal holocaust burn

>>75994249
France could smash Germany Italy and Spain senpai
You guys have a massive army with a really large conscript force

>>75994306
nah I don't think so
kys ouiaboo

Everything is easy except USA

>Estonia vs Latvia
Easy win
>Estonia vs Russia or Finland
Loss

>>75994249
Don't worry, we'll just switch sides at the right time. Switzerland would still be a bitch to occupy

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>>75994249
If we don't count the UK France has a reasonable chance.
Germans who are the most relevant are currently in horrible shape.
You'd also be the only one with nukes.

>>75994356
china would take over the east quite fast and easily considering their population and how small our military presence there

>>75994474
>china would take over the east quite fast
No, their logistic forces are too fucked up. Their attack will stop in few weeks

>>75992832
>Libya
I'd give the warlords a few days before starting to shit their pants
>Sudan
A few weeks
>saudi arabia
If we apply enough pressure the Saudi public will riot because they aren't used to having to fight for something.they have a puny navy and their only saving grace is their halfway decent airforce which is staffed by shitty pilots tho
>israel
Unless the army is willing to go all out and actually use reserve troops I don't think we have more than a few weeks before the nukes go down on cairo and alexandria

>>75992832
Depends on if we can use nukes in those hypothetical wars.
If yes then we would destroy any of our neighbours.
If not then we would probably win a war with baltics, belarus, ukraine, kazakhstan, georgia, mongolia and japan easily.
The rest would definitely show some resist and cause us a significant damage but we would win in the end anyway (russia also bordering some cunts through kaliningrad).
Except china. They would utterly destroy us.
If it's 1 on 1 war of course.

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>>75994212
>France surrendering
>1940+77
we're going to live with this stereotype forever

>>75994737
You're gonna war yourself?

>>75994697
you know nothing about it putinshill

France would pretty much pulverize us, even with conventional warfare.

>>75994788
Im Egyptian,forgot to mention that ,my bad anon

Well, we won all wars against Germany. And we lost all wars against Belgium. So..

>>75994817
I just saw that you only have around 200 000 active personnel. That's really surprising considering you're 20 millions more than us

>>75994173
I think we'd retreat to the North and do our best to bleed them. Everything to the South would be theirs, though.

Mexico

we have so many of them they just need to swarm around and destroy and shit in our food since they handle all our food

>>75994945
Don't worry. For the right price we can supply your entire country.

>>75994737
>Libya
You don't border them tho

>>75994989
Sigh im Egyptian anon I forgot to mention that

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>Canada
Too easy, I'd feel bad if we shot at some poor innocent Canucks

>Mexico
Harder. We would actually have to send more mechanized forces than we sent in Iraq to subdue the population, assuming we're following rules of war

>Russia
Very hard war to fight. We out class them in the air, ground, and sea but a war of attrition could be very costly for us. We win with heavy losses

>Cuba
Air strike the central government and assassin the local leaders. Airdrop tons of food to win the local population. War won easily.

>Bahamas
Send in a coast guard ship. War won by dinner.

>>75994793
shut up retard

>>75995028
Are Egyptians treated well in the Fake Kingdom of Arabia?

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>>75995028
Cool, I've heard the army is a faction of it's own in Egypt, so they should have resources.
I've heard they're also less than competent.
But than again the country is huge. And as the doctrine of the emperor goes quantity is a quality of it's own.

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I want to go in a war with the United States

>>75994945
Perfect. America loses weight while going to war with Mexico :^)

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>>75995186
Why tho

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>>75994984
Jewtherlands strikes again

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>>75993106
>>75994027
>>75994173
>>75994945
>>75995098
Wrong.

>>75995227
See

>>75995186
>declares war on U.S
>loses, gets billions of aid money for the cost of a military base
>focus on economy and healthcare while USA becomes your military

>All our neighbors decide to invade France
>nuclear apocalypse ensues

Yeah, don't

>>75995308
Fug

>USA
Well...
>guatemala
Literally mexico jr
>belize
lol

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>>75995308
>20 March - 1 May 2018

>>75995227
Too much bullying.
Also I want them to entirely pay their debt from the war of independence, and I want them to pay the real price for Louisiana or we take it back

>>75995312
>declares war on U.S
>loses, gets billions of aid money for the cost of a military base
>focus on economy and healthcare while USA becomes your military
what

>>75995372
Will Mexico ever become an empire again and retake the central states?

>>75995420
It seems whenever a country declares war on us we throw lots of money at them. Iraq, Japan, Germamy

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>>75994125
lol 10 years ago you guys couldn't even beat Lebanon

The power gap between Israel and its Arab neighbors is nowhere near as great as it was 50 years ago. Against Syria and Lebanon you guys probably lose, especially if Egypt and Jordan join in. Your only trump cards for victory are nuclear weapons or American intervention, but either of these could trigger a third world war

>>75995464
When did you throw a lot of money at us?

>Luxemburg
Comon...
>Belgium
Walk in the park, even with our retarded army leaders
>Holland
Same
>Denmark
Leos don't even have to brake for hills or what ever
>Poland
Well, that would get more interessting. Pretty sure we would win by technology, mass and money. Would be expensive victory, tho.
>Czechia
Not as hard as Poland, would still cost some men.
>Austria
They could go Taliban in the Alps, but pretty sure it would be an easy win.
>Swiss
Well... it is said to be really hard to conquer. Still I would guess modern technology would make it possible to find all their hidden bunkers etc. early enough to bomb them away.
>France
No chance with our current army.
With like 3 years time doable through technology, mass and money.

>>75995562
You didn't declare war to the US

>>75995431
Just mexico fuck central america

>>75995593
We kinda did https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasi-War

>Switzerland
>War

>>75995142
If you aren't saudi or a gulf citizen you are a turd in their eyes

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>>75992832
Not again

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>>75995713
We're also here, Italie

>>75995156
It really depends which part of the army you talk about. If we go face to face with israel
>tanks
Our tank crews are autists let's face it
>air force
We are good but the israeli military doctrine depends on getting air superiority at any cost so they will go full apeshit with their airforce from day one
>navy
We stump them in this one.thwy haven't upgraded their navy in some time I think and we have been doing rigorous training for our marines in the last 5 years
>artillery
It inflicted a huge amount of casualities in 1973 and we train our crew frequently
>infantry
We learned the difference between an illiterate farmer with an ak 47 and an actual soldier

I guess that balances it

>>75995589
I think your forgetting we're the biggest small country with 17 million people. And have war time defensive canals.

And a whole lot of American equipment in storage. Our storages contain enough tanks to invade France.

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>>75994361
>Estonia vs Latvia
>Easy win
Yeah right in your dreams, Igauni.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBNKkLTYk6g

>>75995098
There'd be a guerilla war in Cuba. A lot of folks there really hate the US and capitalism

Miami Cubans aren't representative of the whole population

>>75995905
You'd surrender the second the war starts so he didn't even consider counting you

We beat everyone, then France drops a nuke on us.

>>75996297
Why would we surrender to Italy?

>>75995589
As someone who spends most of his time on /int/ hating and belittling the p*lish menace, they'd still beat you. The German army of today isn't prepared for a war in the same way the Polish is.

>>75995555
>Lebanon
it wasn't Lebanon it was Hezbollah - you can't "win" in those terms agains a terror organization. they just hide behind citizens and shoot and you can't do shit before the world goes "muh genocide".it wasn't really an army vs army war. Yet in a total war Lebanon's army is nothing and Hizbollah can hurt our citizens with their missiles but nothing more. they can't compete us as an army.
>Syria
they can't even beat little ISIS - a few islamists on a truck
>Jordan
lmao
>Egypt
Nowadays, and without nukes, The one and only neighbour who can give us a proper fight.

If France doesn't come help I'm good

>>75995915
>Our storages contain enough tanks to invade France.
Oh come on, I don't really think highly of our army but this is just stupid
You don't really think the Netherlands could take over France in a war?

>>75992832
Do Bermuda and Turks and Caicos count as countries ?

>>75996508
lol, we're literally your only neighbour, you are surrounded

I will tell you when it's over.

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>>75995555
Literally an argument straight from 4.6.1967, kek.

>Ind*nesia

Have the vastly superior air force, navy and economy so we win despite Indonesia having 10 times the population and a larger standing army

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>Iran
we would win eventually due to superior tech&industry but we would not be able to annex anything due to geographical reasons
actually might depend on what the turkmens in iran would do, if they joined in we could annex NE iran
>everybody else
kek

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>>75992832
>mexico
Fuck, too many mexicans
>belize
They live constantly scared of us. Not even a threat.
>Honduras and El salvador
Pic related, done it before.

>>75992832
>>75995915
The Dutch army had to buy ammo from the fucking Taliban because they forgot to pack in ammo along with their supplies.in live ammo trainings the soldiers run around shouting pew pew at each other.the Netherlands only has 18 antiquitated leopard tanks from the 70s,and only 300 armoured cars from the 80s.they have 4 ( yes 4 ) patriot missiles and 500 stinger missiles.this won't even be a fight,it's just going to be France marching into Amsterdam after losing less than 500 men at max

>>75996922
lol, you wouldnt stand a chance against iran
i remind you of euphrate and failed coup

>>75996477
The Syrian jihadi opposition was supported by every Western country including yours and mine, but the regime still won. Their army, coordinated with Hezbollah, would probably beat Israel unless nuclear weapons are used.

If Egypt joins as well then an Arab victory is assured. It's not 67 anymore.

>>75996943
You still lost them and the Federation went to shit to create small and vulnerable shitty countries that feel prey easily from USA imperialism at the end of the 19th century

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1v1

>Russia
Fucked

>Sweden
>Rolled over in a few months as the real population turns against the immigrant lovers

>Norway
>Minor bickering, decide to just share Swedish clay evenly and call it a day

>Estonia
>Tallinn slightly bombed from Helsinki and vice versa
>Troops shipped over
>See Eesti army
>Both say sorry, proceed to drink vodka and shout profanities at Russia over the borders.

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>>75992832
>France vs Germany, Spain, Italy, UK, Belgium, Luxembourg, Monaco, Andorra and Switzerland

dis gonna be gud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pqAQ1hoQpY

>>75992832
>Who wins?
If we are fast, maybe we'll be able to surrender to the USA before the first shoot is fired.

With Guatemala, we'll move troops to the border, pretend that we are in a war and 6 months later sign a status quo ante bellum. I'm sure they'll do the same.

I mean, who the fuck would want to annex Guatemala anyway?

What's a Belize?

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We'll probably win against everyone unless China is considered as a neighbor.

>>75997425
kek, what the fuck are you smoking

>pew pew meme
years ago when there was an ammo shortage due to many active missions

>18 antiquitated leopard tanks
We lease 18 2A6 (being upgraded to 2A7) tanks from Germany. Literally the most modern tanks NATO has

>300 armoured cars from the 80s
All our armoured vehicles (CV90s, Bushmasters, Fenneks, Boxers) are max 10 years old

>4 ( yes 4 ) patriot missiles
You mean 4 Patriot batteries, each containing 6 launchers containing 4 PAC-2 or 16 PAC-3 missiles each

>>75997887
I'll never understand completely why you both hate each other so much. You were one under British rule, and while the whole peaceful independence was ruined with all those people who died after the partition.

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>>75997746
>Both say sorry, proceed to drink vodka and shout profanities at Russia over the borders.

>Finland
Destroyed from orbit
>Norgay
Destroyed from orbit
>D*nmark
LOL

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>>75998084
Religion. its one hell of a drug.

>>75992832
Bend over mapleniggers

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>>75997805
you think we can win this

>>75998167
A real shame, indeed.

>>75992832

>new Zealand
Absolutely nothing happens, official declaration is declared with no movements from either side beyond embargoes signalling a de facto peace treaty which soon becomes contractual

>Papau New Guinea, New Caledonia, Vanuatu, Solomon Islands, Timor-Leste

Even our meme of a navy would be able to subdue these within a few days

>Indonesia

Ask China or the U.S for help, seeing as Indonesia's a country that is obsessed with military, has a population 10x ours and is Muslim

>>75995555
>losing again't an arab army
lolno

>>75996477
Yeah, the "hiding behind citizens" thing doesn't work all too well for you in the context of circling and besieging an entire city medieval style

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>>75998261
>is muslim
We'll be there

>>75995589

>They could go Taliban in the Alps,
[muffled Kaiserjägermarsch playing in the distance]

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>>75998221
Well, only Britain is a threat.

>>75992832
Assuming no foreign intervention whatsoever?

>Albania
We can pwn them.
Albanians in Greece might be a problem but a solvable one.

>FYROM
Also a generally easy to win, unless they Unite with Albania, then it's harder but still very much doable.

>Bulgaria
A rather bloody victory for us most likely.

>Turkey
It depends. Back in the 80s and 90s we were better off. Now it's not clear, and Turkey is really big. If it's a fight to the death we lose. If it's some kind of coastal conflict we have decent chances.

IRL it depends on who the US and NATO will support. And this time German/EU interests might be different so a new type of shitfest will emerge, with the US, Germany and Russia each supporting different groups.

>>75997805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZujhoHZBsg

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>>75998627
Not available in my cuntree

Posting some nazi shit, Bernd?

>>75998483
>he thinks revolutionary France is the same as modern France
Times have changed, Antoine

>>75998612
I would certainly want America to support Greece.

Fuck turkey

>>75998221
>we
We won't be helping much from our basements 2bh

>>75997805
>watch comments
>surrender jokes
that says a lot

>>75998676
It's a pre 1871 german song about watching over the Rhine if the french come

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>>75998676
>tfw its available in my cuntree
India rocks, france shocks

>>75998676
Does nazi stuff really get banned?

>>75998883
yeah

But french stuff related to nazism (chants, for example) is not

>>75998805
who cares? they're kids

A pre 1871 chant? Oh...

>>75998822
SUPERPOWER BY 2020

>>75998004
>high number of missions
Even ooga booga Congo tribes can manufacture ammo and never run out of it.
>leased tanks from germany
Are we not gonna talk about
1.you have only 18 mbt
2.you don't even own them
>made less than 10 years ago
Last fennel was supplied in 2003 I think not sure.but imma let it slide.you won this one anon
>4 batteries
I could literally submerge half your country if I bombed your dikes yet you only have 4 batteries.and I know it's 4 batteries,and say that a battery has 16 missiles that makes it 64 missiles to defend an entire country from air attacks .

We could probably take denmark or finland but it would just end in a stalemate against norway because of all the mountains and shit

>>75999028
>I could literally submerge half your country if I bombed your dikes
This is really funny because it's true.

>Finland
Stalemate
>Norway
Stalemate
>Denmark
If we manage to blockade zealand then we win

>>75992832
We always win.

>Guyana
gg ez no re
>Suriname
gg ez no re
>Colombia
gg ez
>Venezuela
gg ez
>Bolivia
gg ez no re
>Paraguay
gg ez no re
>Uruguay
gg ez no re
>Argentina
gg
>French Guyana
Disconnect

>>75992832
>Canada vs. Denmark (Greenland)
VICTOR: drunk soldiers/mariners.

>Canada vs. Russia
VICTOR: Russia by a landslide, unless the war begins with a serious infiltration, then Russian by a slightly smaller landslide.

>Canada vs. USA
VICTOR: The US... at first... I think it would cost more to keep us as a territory than to just let us be sovereign American citizens under a different flag.

>>75999443
Brazil superpower when?

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>>75999443

We almost went to war with France in the 60's.

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>>75997675
>lost them
We were the ones trying to leave dumbass. San Salvador was the capital back then.

>>75995308
oh no

>>75992832
We would win both sides of the formal engagement simultaneously.

The downside would be occupation in mexico, It depends if the CIA during occupation would start doing what they do in Afghanistan there to quell the cartels guerrilla war.

Canadas population is mostly focused on the border so it would be over even faster and I don't really think Canadians as a whole outside of Quebec would be actually willing to fight.

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we would win against belgium but lose against germany. Maybe if we play defensive we could hold them off for like a few weeks

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>Sweden
Currently they have no standing army with enough men to Defend nor Attack, they have shittons of equipment but god knows they don't have the men to use them, so i'd bet we could most likely beat them to the ground
>Norway
this will be rather difficult. They have slightly less standing army but have very nice defensive terrain
>Russia
It'd devolve to another Ukraine practically just gorilla warfare till something happens.
>Estonia
I don't wanna fight them.

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>>76003088
Just call America. We of course would expect payment for our contributions

>>75992832
Poland

>>75995589
Binkov's battle ground had a good video about a war between Germany and Poland. If you're interested at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wulM9EFAu6k

>Canada
American victory, but this is because despite the possibility of what could be a good insurgency, any Canadian with a sack would know that US occupation is their best hope for a real Canada again. Think Vichy France.

>Mexico
Decisive milliary victory, but the long run occupation hinges on what we'd be ok with doing

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>>76003132
>they have shittons of equipmen
We used to have ;_;

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>finland vs sweden
hahahahahahahah
>finland vs russia
fug

>>75992832
>Your country and its neighbours go to war.
You mean all of them? Again?
Fuck

If they attack, we win. If we attack, they win.

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>>75995308

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>>76003573
t.

We'd kill pretty much everyone in days except for Indonesia, which might take a while.

>>75995431
Soon enough, just let PRI rule for 70 more years.

>>76003556
Poland can easily win against Lithuania.

>>75995915
>fucking toothpaste

>>76003586
May bright Apollo let it be so

>>76003612
Just blockade the island, bomb their ports and farms and they won't wage another war of any kind for at least 100 years.

China will go to our country if our cunt were not the slave of America.
shit

>>76003751
this is what they want you to believe. asian countries should unite and make asia the dominant power

>>75995915
Didn't you sell your very last tank some time ago?

>Our storages contain enough tanks to invade France.

Well, we also have a storage with 10.000 tanks and armored vehicles. They are just not counted as active Bundeswehr.

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>tfw my neighbors is my country