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Hitler edition
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/fr/
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>>75992230
How did you get past the British censors with that post?
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would give him my devil finger if you know what i mean x
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>>75992230
Germans ironically suffered the largest ethnic cleansing in world history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3fIX8L7yBk

Funny how the tables turned on them.
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literally cannot envisage myself ever having a girlfriend. most likely going to be alone my entire life.

not much point in continuing iih.
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>>75992279
I would rape this anime girl.
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what is "cuckball"?
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>>75992295
serves 'em right desu
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lads haven't brushed my teeth in like a month
reckon i could pass as honorary brit
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>>75992297
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have had a gf for over a year now, probably breaking up with her before the year ends.

reckon i could find a new gf soon after though
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>>75992292
Is that dyed blond hair the staple of the poof?
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>>75992295
naziboo revisionism is so cringey
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>>75992306
same
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>>75992338
the "I only date black men" hairstyle
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http://www.studymartialarts.org/school-detail-result.php

for about £5000 for 1 year you can go live and get trained by some chinky shaolin monks. food and accommodation included

STRONGLY considering this desu
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>>75992295
>a forced population transfer is ethnic cleansing

huh?
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>>75992338
>14 years old

honestly what the fuck kind of chemicals are yanks putting in their water
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love romanian deadlifts
love wide grip bench
love ass to grass high bar squats
hate curls
hate tricep extensions
hate lat pulldowns
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Fucking cringe at young people. Hate how they all think they are revolutionaries that will change the world. Just the smug self self righteous look on their faces absolutely. Completely unaware that they are being played like pawns and have been brainwashed by the media. Absolutely rage inducing
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Any chance of a Venezuelan gf? Cheers.
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>m-muh poor germans!
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>>75992385
Ethnic cleansing just means depopulating an area of a specific population. It doesn't have to include mass murder.
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>>75992318
this reaction time though

>>75992328
this is impossible
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>>75992400
Love deadlifts
Love weighted dips
Love weighted pullups
Love rows
Hate barbell squats

simple as
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>>75992415
screaming
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love shoulder day
love chest day
love back day
hate training legs

simple as
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would probably kill myself if i didnt have a lot of family and friends who would be upset.
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>>75992436
alri babby
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>>75992457
same
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>>75992415
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>>75992409
Heard the government had seized them all so that they have the means of producing children lol
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what do you think about when you have an erection in public and you need it to die down? personally I think about a named guy lying down in bed with a shaved arsehole slightly raised
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do black people even drink alcohol

never seen it
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have friends
have good looks
have brains
have fairly regular shags
still hate myself and wish I was never born
simple as
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>>75992482
I don't get boners in public
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>>75992501
wray and nephew
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>weighted dips
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Which Pepe would you say best sums up your current mood?
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>>75992482
what's his name?
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>>75992482

doesn't really happen to me because I'm not 13
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>>75992529
*crushes your yank skull with my strong pectorals*
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>>75992427
NEED to do this with ireland
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>>75992517
got none of this
still enjoy what i can in life

simple as
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have an insatiable thirst for knowledge
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>>75992533
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facebook is suggesting videos to me from pages like "The Young Tory" and "The Deep Left"

in the eyes of the data collectors, I am a radical centrist
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>>75992533
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>>75992577
don't do it, broooooooooooooo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2EPG4dxPBM
are nige
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>>75992533
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>>75992355
Yeah mate the BBC is run by Naziboos
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why don't you do some reading, kiddo? marx is based
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>>75992533
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I thought I heard the Colonel crying
March brave boys there's no denying
Cannons roaring - drums abeating
March brave boys there's no retreating
Love Farewell

If I should fall in far off battle
Cannons roar and rifles rattle
Thoughts fly homeward - words unspoken
Valiant hearts are oftimes broken
Love Farewell

Will you go or will you tarry
Will you wait or will you marry
Would this moment last for ever
Kiss me now and leave me never
Love Farewell

I thought I heard the Colonel crying
March brave boys there's no denying
Cannons roaring - drums abeating
March brave boys there's no retreating
Love Farewell
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>>75992386

would be married and pregnant already in 1800
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Hes here
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bedtime lads night x
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>>75992385
Yes it does you mong. Ethnic cleansing and genocide are not the same thing.
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>>75992567
what do I have to do to achieve this mode?
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WOW
just remembered something I repressed for a very long time

when i was 13 i tried to kill myself using a blunt razor i found in the bathroom bin with wrapped around toilet paper as a makeshift shiv handle. i liveposted my suicide on /b/ and they gave me advice on where to cut and at what angle but after an hour i wasn't bleeding nearly enough so I bandaged up my arm and went to bed and nobody ever found out

god i feel so sick, like im gonna puke
cant believe i forgot this

fuck fuck fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
official /brit/ choone
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>>75992501

they like cognac

also uganda drinks the most per capita
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>>75992533
annoyed by the communists
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Is it easy or hard to get around Edinburgh?
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stop frogposting

it's racist and anti-semitic
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>>75992444
love squats
love overhead press
hate bench
hate deadlifts

simple as
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>>75992665
bit of both
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>>75992638
Ethnic cleansing just sounds like such a negative term
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>>75992653
why are poo people so strange
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>>75992665
easy enough
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>>75992672
>hate bench
bender
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>>75992637
*waits until you get into bed then starts tickling your feet periodically*
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>>75992650
try to forget it again desu, nothing you can do about it now it's in the past.
Hope life is better for you now than it was then, maybe talk to your parents about it or something?
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>>75992650
>/b/
>13
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>>75992672
t. mark rippetoe
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>>75992665
tram, bus, walk or drive
it's fine
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>>75992672
love squat
love deadlift
love cleans
hate snatches
hate bench
hate ohp
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>>75992695
dips are better
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watching some stewart lee
i hate 'im
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>>75992690
better than ethnic dirtying imo
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>>75991901

looked at her facebook and her top photo was of a horse drawn carriage carrying a coffin, weird
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Have I missed any good ballbusting posts recently? I imagine some of you must have written some Manchester or London Bridge-themed howlers
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>>75992560
tried and failed faggot
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>>75992517

How do you get regular shags? Never managed to figure it out. Do you settle for fat girls?
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>>75992672
>hate deadlifts
actually bent
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>>75992669
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>>75992701
im not sure if i should
it will only upset them, surely

>>75992710
/b/ is exclusively used for underage shitheels
i haven't been on there for 7 years now
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>mfw white people still exist
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>>75992712
rippletits loves deadlifts
>>75992721
wish i could do cleans properly but also can't be arsed to learn
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>>75992759
that's a toad, completely different
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>tfw to smart too lift
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really really wish most people weren't so unintelligent
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what's your favourite non-english language lads?

they all sound gay to me
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>>75992292
not really
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>dips
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>>75992672
good post
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>>75992796
Welsh because I have a strong hatred for vowels.
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>>75992750
you just go out regularly in my experience
i go out once a fortnight and probably get laid 3/4 of those times
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>>75992733
ballbusting posts are a lost art form x
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>>75992672
>hate deadlifts

Why
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>>75992722
love dips
hate shoulder health and mobility
simple as
>>75992771
>it will only upset them, surely
it might do but if it's making you feel the way it is, maybe talking through with your parents might help? don't say it was attempted suicide, you could just say it was self harm
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people think that i am somewhat mental
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>>75992796
bit of a fan of the moon runes
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>>75992796
French
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>>75992787
love to kick this bloke in this bollocks midset
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you arrive in alcester
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>>75992733
last monday i had just finished work on my new explosive testicle-destroying device and was just about to test it when i was realised i had to take my niece to some shite popstar concert at manchester arena. i decided to take the device with me and by the end of the show i was so desperate to try my new device i candidly slipped it under my boxers and initiated the fuse. needless to say the blast was a lot more powerful than i had anticipated and my bollocks were not the only casualty.
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>>75992230
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>>75992757
>not doing romanian deadlifts

t. UKIP supporter
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>>75992796
Welsh or Cantonese
I like the lull of welsh babble
and i like the 10 singsong tones of Cantonese
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>>75992750
>Do you settle for fat girls?
never

usually I'll meet a fairly regular girl and end up shagging. at the moment it's my mates flatmate who I met when I was at his place for a bbq. soemtimes it's a girl off of tinder or a girl I meet at a club who gives me her number.
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>>75992775
the 'toe does not like deadlifts that's why he only has 1x5 one time a week
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Sick of Ulster getting the credit for all the ballbusting posts written here. I've written some of the most classic ones but everyone thinks he wrote them
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>>75992796
ulster scots
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What have you done today, lads?
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>Put £1500 into cryptos over the past 2 weeks
>portfolio currently worth £3800

wew laddos
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zyklon ben at it again
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wish i had a deep booming voice like this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGHmr3D4Mnc
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What is everyone getting for daddy on father's day?
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>>75992501

I go drinking with black gym m8s. The Africans like dark beer, the West Indians and Carribeans red stripe and as another anon said, they all drink cognac.

They laugh about fat white girls who are into them. They're trying to set me up with a black girl. Don't know why, I don't find black girls attractive.

Got invited to one of their kid's birthday parties. They go all out on these things. Massive amounts of food and alcohol.
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think norn iron is for me desu
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>>75992787
lmao this is the guy who utterly embarrassed himself in his first ipf meet because he came off tren or whatever too fast and lost all his strength, yet still tried to do his roided strength lifts and failed
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>>75992911
worked an 8.5 hour shift then came home
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>>75992911

work
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ulcer scats
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>>75992796
Italian

want to learn Spanish though
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>>75992821
just don't like em simple as

do rack pulls below the knee for back and glute ham raise
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beware the Ides of March
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>>75992860
howling
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>>75992911
Ate some bread
Played some KOTOR
Made carbonara for dinner
Posted on /brit/
About to start drinking
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>>75992915
>tfw won't be able to get into cryptos until the end of august

JUST

it's not even going to be worth getting into then
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>>75992819
>>75992873

I used to go out regularly. Never got laid. No game.
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>>75992911
4.5 hours of maths
3 hours of Dwarf Fortress
ate 6 bowls of cereal
wanked 1 time

>>75992919
every time i think i cant possibly cringe any harder than i did at the last cartoon
but here we are

wow
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>>75992956
Inefficient
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>>75992925
don't care
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ah nevermind, the ukrainian girl had blocked me after not talking to her for 2 months
disappointed in myself, but i hope they live a good life
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anime
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choon via 'dit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlr8duyToKo
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>>75992911
my washing
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>>75992919
ffs the alt right is so cringeworthy
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>>75992985
i should have mentioned that im gay so its probably much harder for you than it is for me
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Got called a gay nerd at the London Library
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>>75992919
PJW became the mainstream meteor
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Who is most likely going to become the next Prime Minister after Theresa May?

It shouldn't be too long until she is gone...
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>>75992986
>>75993038
reddit
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>>75992306
saber would destroy you effortlessly, never make such a post again
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>>75992981
Yes it will

Normie money hasn't even begun to flow in yet

I used to hold dozens of BTC & ETH and spent/sold it at very low prices. It's not too late.
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wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R07JiT0PlcE
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just got back from work
any cultural enrichment activities whilst I was gone?
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>>75992959
et tu, boris?
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>>75993023
I've been there, quite cool desu
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>>75992919
i bet JP hates being associated with them.
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>>75993043
did you actually though

>>75993059
MOGGY MOGGY MOGGY
OY OY OY
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>>75992985
it's easier if you're good looking
my friends just stand at the edge of the dance floor watching awkwardly while I dance
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>>75992981
What do you think will happen? Not exactly going to disappear
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is it possible to strangle someone so hard that their head explodes?
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>>75993039

I get a lot more approaches from guys than girls. Men come up to me and tell me I'm gorgeous. I once went to a gay club with a gay m8 and was beating them off with a stick. The m8 told me I'm attractive but girls will expect me to make the first move. I have zero confidence to do that.
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>>75993059
whoever the deputy pm is
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going to sleep goodnight
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>>75993059
Boris, Gove or David Davis probably
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>>75993059
Boris I hope
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>>75993059
Boris lmao
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>>75993096
>>75993084

what cryptos should i get into?
or alternately: how do i figure out on my own what cryptos to get into?
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>>75993102
Yes, done it several times
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>>75993084
what coins do you reccommend getting into?
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>>75993059
Corbyn
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>>75993113
>girls will expect me to make the first move. I have zero confidence to do that.
me too. hate myself for it.
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>>75993096
the cost will be too high to get into for a small amount of money a la bitcoin
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>>75993162
*punches you in the face*
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>>75993059
Would NOT mind

Mogg, Gove, Redwood, David Davies, are Nige

WOULD mind

Amber Rudd, Ruth Davidson, Osborne, Anna Soubry, any other signalling neo-liberal pro-migration bellend,
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where to buy cryptocoins and where to store them?

my only experience of this stuff is buying bitcoins so i can buy drugs
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>>75993138
Just look at what is getting shilled on biz
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>>75992998
when you're squatting twice a week on an upper/lower doing deadlifts and frying your cns would be inefficient
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Imagine being a grill and having this low self esteem, begging another grill not to take your man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGEubdH8m0s
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>>75993202
sexist post
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>>75993059
I work for CCHQ, ironically I think May will hold onto power because nobody else wants to deal with this shitshow.
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don't like any of you haha
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>Japanese is finally coming to Duolingo

Now I can make all my dreams come true
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>>75993217
fuck you, this song embodies my fear of Chad
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>>75993186
Bitcoin is a dead meme anyway
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>>75993138
>>75993148
that's the golden question. crypto is like the wild west, nobody knows what is going to the moon. you can get good at predicting though.
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>>75993225
would love to fuck George Osborne in her fanny
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his smile and optimism: gone
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>>75993202
>likes Mogg but not Osborne
???
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Why does this etherium currency keep rising in price? What value does it have as a crypto vs bitcoin?
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>>75993252
me
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thingken of ma childhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVNdTXEJv1A
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>>75993212
You're routine should be based around deadlifts
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Is it normal for a computer to be extremely slow after a couple of months of no use?
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>>75993259
a bunch of nonces keep buying it because they're trying to make money of it
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>>75993253
Osborne is a proud centrist liberal

Mogg's an old fashioned Tory
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>>75993253
??? very strange post this, most likely from a rasheed nonce no doubt
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>>75993138
Put 80% of your capital into solid coins with good design, fundamentals, tech, promotion and team

Some examples would be:
Waves
Bancor
Factom
Ethereum

Maybe use 20% for /biz/ pump and dump coins, these can often go 3-5x value in a day, then fall again as everyone dumps
>Mooncoin
>HTML5-coin
>Kidscoin
>RDD
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doing a think how easily it would be to end my life tomorrow morning

just got to step off the platform when one of the fast trains come through, don't think i'd feel anything
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>>75993232

Do we know each other? Which department?
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>>75993253
They have different politics even though they are both posh.
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jealous of abortions 2bh
wish I was aborted
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>>75993252
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>>75993283
no
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have 2 gfs and 1 fwb

getting girls is so easy, dunno how ppl don't do it more lol
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>>75992911
watched tng all day and helped mum bake some round things made out of coconut and egg whites
had a nice afternoon nap
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>>75993259
>What value does it have as a crypto vs bitcoin?
exactly 0.14122000 btc
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>>75993329
love kay burley

quintessential radical centrina
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>>75993246
i'm aware but it wasn't when it was $9 for one coin and that's what going to happen with the other coins
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>>75993272
this you lad?
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>>75993338
you're hogging them all you cunt
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>>75993248
should i practice by predicting coins but not investing for a few months or just dive in?
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>>75993338
Last time a girl showed interest in me was when I was 10.
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>>75993338
you're a slimy bastard la
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>>75993248
how can i get good at predicting?
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>>75993374
Based around not comprised of
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>>75993338
i had 3 simultaneous FWBs at one point last year

thats my alltime high
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>>75993400
make them show interest
>>75993403
er, why?
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desperately lonely. really not good for my wellbeing. cant see it getting any better either. might be better off just ending it all.
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How
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhhwCSxbn-o
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Is that big dick twink around??
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>>75993338
getting a gf makes other girls attracted to you, not sure why

when i'm in a relationship girls are always flirting with me
when i'm single i'm looked down at like a leper
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might have my second cup of tea of the evening
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>>75993268

Used to have a crush on Nicole Appleton.

I was going to post Louise's Naked video but it's blocked in the UK
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>>75993272
this
a good routine is focussed on deadlift as the primary pull and either bench or ohp as the primary push, other lifts should be used as accesories to these
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>>75993436
what racist publication is this
>>
dont think girls like shy awkward introverts. haha thats me fucked then.
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>>75993393
>should i practice by predicting coins
yeah you can do this for a while, that's what I did. then I started out with ~$100
>>75993434
analyzing charts + experience. you get good with time
http://www.investopedia.com/university/charts/
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>>75993393
read up on technical analysis
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>>75993480
how'd he take the pic if he's laying in bed with her
>>
william ulsterman
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goodnight lads x
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THINGS
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>>75993540
she was with another man lad.
>>
>>75993465
>not sure why

it means you're not some "creep" and they become jealous
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>>75993465
its a confidence/sexual biology thing

if other individuals have accepted you as a sexual mate its a sort of testament to others of your "fitness" much like money, good looks or status is
>>
>>75993565
CAN
>>
new assassin's creed game looks fun
>>
The commies are just waiting until October for their revolution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmkySNDX4dU
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>>75993540
stop posting this image
>>
Is two days in Edinburgh enough time to see all the good stuff?
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>>75993580
>it's a "mongs get angry that the southern part of the egyptian empire is modern day sudan" episode
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the kot
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>>75993570

She's not that attractive. Surely he can do better?
>>
>>75993570
oh
>>75993587
foy
>>
>>75993624
if you know what you want to see then probably yeah

I'll show you around if you like
>>
>>75993636
she is better than anything I could ever get so dunno
>>
I haven't touched a girl aside from hand shaking/pleasantries/accidental brush pasts and one hug on leavers day, don't have any siblings or relatives to touch in that way.
I'm 20, never been in a relationship probably never will be in a meaningful one. My life is over already, need my bollocks cut off t bh
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>>75993633
looks like a gay version of my cat
>>
>>75993627
alri mdongo
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ONLY
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>>75993660
I'm 22 and I have had hugs from girls and I held a girl's hand before. But that is all I have done, never kissed etc.
>>
>>75993583
rasputin was the most gangsta ass nigga of all time
>>
>>75993678
Thanks Tony
>>
>>75993627
he doesn't even look subsaharan tbqh

looks like a very tanned egyptian, he even has light eyes
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>>75993627
alri mandingo
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>>75993660
at least you dont know what you're missing. ive had a few girlfriends in the past but the last 5 years or so have been very lonely for me and i've just got more depressed, shy and introverted. dont see it getting any better either.
>>
>>75993698
Took a lot to kill that motherfucker, survived the poison and a gun shot, think they had to stab him, tie him up in a sack and throw him in a freezing river in the end
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Feel like pure shit just want them out x
>>
i actually feel bad for people who don't get to kiss, snuggle, shag, hold hands while walking with girls

genuinely the best thing
>>
>>75993694
If you've got that far there is genuinely nothing stopping you going further and you are basically a normie already. you are completely unrelatable to the hugless virgins who cant talk to a woman without sweating profusely
>>
>>75993709
maybe he's meant to be mixed race or something, half egyptian half nubian
>>
>>75993758
>shagging while walking
sounds difficult
>>
Why are people still banging on about Joe Cocks?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3785263/ed-sheeran-andy-murray-stephen-fry-and-bake-offs-nadiya-support-the-great-get-together-to-remember-jo-cox/
>>
>>75993756
would genuinely laugh if I saw a bunch of them drowning. they are barely human
>>
>>75993763
I'm a failed normie. I do everything else normies do except get gfs or have sex.
>>
>>75993763
damn, you're almost giving me hope here
>>
The personal life is dead in Russia. History has killed it.

What was his problem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f-jzGNpUmo
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>>75993756
oh dear
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>would genuinely laugh if I saw a bunch of them drowning. they are barely human
>>
>>75993756
would love to use a nuclear torpedo on this negro-barge
>>
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What did the future black gf mean by this
>>
>>75993795
wooah, who's the literal potato face?
>>
>>75993846
mboko mandingo mbongo
>>
>>75993651
t-thanks, do you know any hot girls?

I have these on my list:
>Edinburgh Castle
>Royal Mile
>National Museum of Scotland
>Arthur's Seat
>>
>>75993854
>a armless
idiot
>>
The horizon always appears perfectly flat 360 degreesaround the observer regardless of altitude. All amateur baloon, rocket, plane and drone footage show a completely flat horizon over 20+ miles high. Only NASA and so called "space agencies" show curvature in their fake CGI photos/videos.

The horizon always rises to the eye level of the observer as altitude is gained, so you would never have to look down to see it. If Earth were in fact a globe, no matter how large, as you ascended the horizon would stay fixed and the observer/camera would have to til looking down further and further to see it.

The natural physics of water is to find and maintain its level. If Earth were a giant sphere, tilted, wobbling and hurdling through infinite space then truly flat, consistent level surfaces would not exist here. But since Earth is in fact an extended flat plane, this fundamental physical property of fluids finding and remaining level is consistent with experience and common sense.
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JOE COCKS
>>
TFW no epic love story to call my own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXtFRl1nSs4
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>>75993864
>>75993864
>>75993864
new
>>
>>75993847
>nuclear torpedo

bit overpowered m8, would probably irradiate half the fucking med

>>75993854
armless k
>>
really like the way multiculturalism is depicted in fiction

wish it worked like that irl
>>
>>75993854
probably the armless kangaroo desu, if you could get behind it you'd choke it to death and there'd be nothing it could do
>>
>>75993801
reminder that this is just the tip of the iceberg and within your lifetime they will be occupying every village, every nook and cranny in our green and pleasant isles. the only places you will be able to avoid them are in the remotest parts of ireland, scotland and places like canada or alaska
>>
>>75993846
greetings melanin-enriched individual
>>
>>75993756
those poor syrian children
>>
>>75993756
Poor Syrian refugees. They've had to put up with so much
>>
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>>75993854
kek i'll go with the armless kangaroo
>>
>>75993454

me
>>
>>75993846
bruv bruv senpai bruv da feds bruv iz it cuz i is black blud
>>
>>75992859
heaving
>>
>>75993854
she clearly just likes to talk about creatures that are more on her own level
>>
>>75993869
some yeah...none of them are Scottish though haha

>Edinburgh Castle
>Royal Mile
>National Museum of Scotland
okay you can literally do all of them in an afternoon, very close together

>Arthurt's seat
It's like a 25 minute walk from the royal mile

all easily doable
>>
>>75993854
>a armless
Would drop her for this shit.
>>
>>75993854
Just say "nigger". Go on mate I dare you
>>
>>75993895
this graph is tripe
>>
>>75993950
Cool, thanks for the help. I'm thinking of spending two days there and then going to London for five or six days.
>>
maybe she meant harmless and thinks there's no h in it
>>
>>75994004
that's probably sensible, when you thinking of visiting?
>>
>>75994121
I think from June 23 - July 1
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>>75993892
>>75993913
kangaroos are known for springing back on their tail and eviscerating people with their feet
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>>75994137
ok, I'll be around so just ask if you have any more questions
>>
>>75993436
Going to have to report this post to the proper authorities.
>>
alri gays
>>
bums
>>
chebs
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