/brit/

>>75990688
nonce

arrroooooooooooo

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YANKS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YANKS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.
HATE.
HATE.

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the gfs

>>75990688
quite sick of you repeating editions tbphwy lad

need a bf lads

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

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the fu

love pakis

hate pints

simple as

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>wagies get home
>/brit/ suddenly filled with unironic commies

>>75990736
Sorry I won't post it again, it is a good pic though. They DO look like anime.

wish i was passionate about something

>>75990759
alternatively:

>school finishes
>/brit/ suddenly filled with the underage

>>75990688
disgusting whores have no dignity whatsoever

>>75990759
ahh yes everyone finishes work at 21:40

Socialism: the involuntary organization of production and the distribution of proceeds independent of the contribution to production. It is dysgenic and non meritocratic, and provides insufficient incentives to produce enough to meet demands. But this prevents the lower classes from being ‘left behind’ which is their central fear and intuition.

>>75990767
same

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The media called this a far right EDL march

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKfDhJ-gT7k

quite like priti

>>75990767
same

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the ol' 'f

london night buses are peng

>>75990781
'once

>>75990781
rasheed

>>75990779
The last several hours have been nothing but capitalism vs communism

>>75990792
lmao what a queer

if you get married there's a 95% chance one of you will cheat

>>75990781
'sheed'once

>>75990817
better make sure it is me then lol

>>75990781
yeah agree with that

love the ' 'mick

>>75990817
big if

>>75990827
nonce

GET OUT OF THAT REFRIGERATOR RIGHT NOW

SKREEEEEE

If you live in Theresa Mays constituency can you just pop in for a quick chat with her whenever you want?

not looking forward to the rest of my life

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on the 'rain

>>75990781
forgot your proxy thainonce

Love surplus value
Simple as

why are yanks so fucking awful at ecstasy? '''EDM''' and rappers talking about ''popping mollies'' are absolutely tragic. Even seen pictures of them using fucking dummies

>>75990792
>Gays against Sharia
They finally read an article about Sharia laws, huh?

In Chechnya they torture and kill gay people because of this Shariah. They execute gay people in every Islamic country. Yet Western European leftards still protect them.

>>75990843
Good gimmick

>>75990856
no

what did you do this weekend lads?

me? i had a run through some wheat fields with the lads x

purple drank
y/n

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>>75990843
grim. a proper roastie bint with greasy hair well past her time carrying fish and chips.

>>75990893
the so called gf

Told a commie girl I know that I wanna extract her surplus value. Wonder how she will take it.

>>75990897
had a wank and got semen everywhere

prefer gays to muslims

had a wank today

>>75990897
wanked to traps, got a chinese, then wanked to more traps
decent weekend

>>75990897
did lots of flake
went for a walk
foraged for plants to make a cordial

was alright

early start tomorrow lads

should be in bed

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>>75990897

might vote for corbyn in the next election
voted tories in this one but i'm beginning to realise that the current milquetoast tories will never go back to being proper conservative right-wingers unless they get voted out of government so they can reinvent themselves while they're in opposition

hate socialism but i'm willing to have a socialist shithole government to do this

tfw babylon de pon me case

just did a wank

can't take communists seriously

dismiss them as petulant children who've never had a real job

>>75990940
What's flake?

had a wank about an hour ago

*stares at wrist*
what-ho! 'tis wank o'clock

>>75990897
I've been sitting at my computer and playing Dota 2. And I have an exam coming in three days, yet I'm completely not ready. Instead of studying I spend my precious time shitposting on 4chan. What kind of retard am I?

>match with a very tidy bird on the ol' 'der
>send her a message
>she unmatches
>match with her again today
>ask /brit/ what's going on, any chance she just unmatched by accident last time
>/brit/ says message her and find out
>send her a message
>she immediately unmatches
rubbing my face in it now. fucking hate dating apps.

>>75990759
people that actually work aren't commies because people that actually work want to work for their own money and keep their earnings

it's the NEETs that want the benefits of a welfare state

>>75990963
its cocaine when it hasn't been cut to benzocaine so it doesn't give you that numb feeling and is much cleaner/stronger

>>75990961
Agree desu, or they're lazy NEETs

>>75990897
got really, really fucked up on saturday and spent sunday chilling

>>75990961
t. NEET

>>75990961
worked loads of jobs and i'm a commie

>>75990893
2spooky4me

>>75990985

it's just a roastie ego massager, get off it

business idea: magic job tree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHo3EbPrCcA

classic /brit/core

>>75990856
no but you can send her an email whenever you want and waste her time

as I do frequently.

Last week I sent:
>Hello,

>I am a constituent of yours.

>Two days ago I dreamt me and my family went on a 2-week holiday to Crete >with you. In the dream, when we went to pick up our rental cars you insisted >on driving the larger and more comfortable of the two. I very reasonably >suggested we could swap cars after the first week, but you flatout refused. I >thought this was very selfish and disappointing of you, and even though it >was only a dream I always say theres no smoke without fire.

>Care to comment?

And I got as a response 2 days later:

>Dear XXX,
>It is my job to make sure that Ms May and her staff respond to the real problems that her constituents bring to her. This does not extend to commenting on or interpreting people's dreams. However as and when you have a real problem we will be pleased to assist. (But in order to do so we would still need a postal address from you.)

>Yours sincerely

>Robert Atkinson
>Head of Office

>>75990986
NEETs understand the problem with a welfare state better than anybody.
If a NEET is a communist, it's because he wants to see the world burn.

im a neet and not a commie at all desu
i accept that my failings are my own

>>75990986
why do champagne socialists and rorke neets exist then? just saying le everyone is selfish is retarded

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hate it
hate it all
most of all i hate myself

>>75990989
> cocaine when it hasn't been cut to benzocaine

what does this mean?

Planning a wank
Any 'mmendations?

>>75990963
beak

worked loads of jobs and I am an an-cap

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>>75990883

well those chechnyans aren't real muslims x

>>75991007
>keep getting fired/quitting because of feelings of bitterness and resentment towards employers making more money than you
>you turn to communism

mmh yes i have analysed your ideology thoroughly
next

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>it's just a roastie ego massager, get off it

>>75991058
she has nice shoes

Druggies will hang with the homosexuals on the day of the rope

>>75991060
I work for the government but am a libertarian.

>>75990961
>>75991000
CONGRATULATIONS
you have fallen for enought propaganda that you now outright dismiss all communist ideas without even looking at them

your prize is: a boot on your neck for the rest of you and your children's lives

hooray!

>>75991037
how does a NEET understand capitalism any better than someone working for a low pay and high labour job?

>>75991058
quite like those shoes

>>75991046
i meant with, not to*

benzocaine is similar functionally to the stuff they use in the dentist to inject in your face

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>Druggies will hang with the homosexuals on the day of the rope

>>75990897

read books

>>75991086
single thread linkers will be the first to dangle

>>75990986
Yet in USSR we had no NEETs as communism demaned every person to contribute for society.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs - slogan of communism.

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need a phimo bf

>>75991091
Only people with shit jobs are commies

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>up at 04:55 for my 08:00 shift tomorrow

killll meeeee

>>75991036
hmm might send one to the local sinn fein woman to give her something to do

>>75991091
>you have fallen for enought propaganda that you now outright dismiss all communist ideas without even looking at them
This.
You all need to go read Marx.

>>75991104
guessing all cocaine i've had has been heavily cut then

>>75991121
me on the left

>>75991135
good wagie

>>75991046
benzocaine is a different drug sometimes used as an adulterant in cocaine because it produces a feeling of numbness in the nose/mouth that is often associated (by idiots) with quality coke

>>75991056
gays need to bugger off from the right wing
social conservatism means not supporting bum banditry

>>75991120
That slogan has nothing to do with working. It refers to changing the way the economy works from one which is meritocratic and based on skill, into one in which people only have to work to fulfil basic need.

the ultimate dream is to make enough money that you can afford to be lazy and enjoy life as much as you can

communists actively work against this dream of mine so i can't be doing with them

>>75991094
>how does someone living off someone else's money understand the problem with living off of someone else's money?

I dunno

>>75991141
good idea
one of my favourites is the 'electrical infetterence' pasta as it means the email staff will have to personally ask your MP if its true because it would be terrible PR if it was

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>gays need to bugger off from the right wing
>social conservatism means not supporting bum banditry

record i could floor a hippo if i saw one

*thinks of a shit northern town*
*types 'future city' into google images*

>>75991153
generally it will be atleast 50:50 (from the "uncut" the dealer gets)
but lots of coke dealers sell the other stuff separately, it just costs alot more for the weight as you can imagine

>>75991036
Howling

Genuinely hate gay people even though I am not religious because the prejudice from my christian upbringing won't go away.

>>75991211
haha

>>75991058
Imagine being her parent haha.

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>>75991199
No comrade, join the revolution!
Once true communism is implemented we'll all be living in paradise and you can enjoy life as much as you want.

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you arrive in Mansfield

the dream is to do casework for a backbench Tory MP in a small, rural constituency

>>75991047
Bailey Brooke
Katy Jayne

>>75991036
Must be a right laugh reading the mail for an MP.

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Business idea: send Theresa May a really long heartfelt email that ends with a ballbusting joke

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The gf

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think my mum has given up on me lads

https://youtu.be/LLdbEQk00Io

we need a leader like this

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you arrive in glasgow

I literally have my MP on Facebook. I could message her ANY time I want.

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You arrive in Reading

gf wants sex about once a week

>>75991354
one of history's greatest orators x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvFa4BP7AV0

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you arrive in cwmbran

>>75991385
>her

screeching

>>75991364
*hops on the first train back to edinburgh*

>>75991364
Seeing as there's an explosion in that picture and the fact that it is actually a futuristic London I think that post was a missed opportunity

>>75991351
95% sure my mum stopped loving me quite some years ago now

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You arrive in Salisbury

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I matched with my MP on tinder

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you arrive in liverpool

>>75991389
my ex used to have a more voracious appetite than that

>>75991386
Reading is a criminal shithole

>>75991395
bit sexist

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Recently purchased the Weber Genesis ll (E-310) and I can say I'm pleasantly surprised.

I use it for pork chops, steaks and ribs of course! It's powered by GS4, which is Weber's new grilling technology.

I picked it up for just £799 at my nearest Weber retailer, John Lewis.

>>75991389
all downhill from here i'm afraid laddo. time to move on.

>>75991430
wtf i love grimsby now

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you arrive in taunton

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

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You arrive at /brit/

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What is the point of Kew Gardens? Why would anyone pay £40 to go to a park?

brumffph is NOT my president

>>75991426
yeah well mine has realised i'm pathetic

>>75991466
me on the right

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>>75991436
You are greeted by a local

>>75991473
just for a laugh desu

>>75991389
reckon I'd be alright with that

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You arrive in Blackpool

>>75991453
b-but
okay

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You arrive in London

>>75991432
lel it literally never snows in liverpool

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what the fuck

>>75991463
my dad thinks he might have dementia
if you look at tapes of Trump talking 10,15 years ago he is very coherent and even charismatic

now he just blathers on like a retard

>>75991506
piggies should've paid up

>>75991506
So that's how you capture the runts

>>75991430
looks like she can handle a willy

haha you posted a picture of somewhere that isn't the place

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You arrive in Bristol

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Haha same

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my city x

>>75991534
>people literally believe this

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you arrive at deanos house

but which one is deanos house

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You arrive in Brighton

>>75991585
they're all deanos' houses

*heems you*

>>75991566
is this a political compass meme?

>>75990747
wouldn't mind having a night of passionate love making with her

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you arrive in manchester

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>>75991506
>that one flailing runt on the far left with a white coat that clearly gets trapped under the edge

>>75991577
looks like a shit version of bristol

>>75991619
*does a bang*

>>75991627
it is bristol

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you arrive at the paki shop

what'll be lad

>>75991608
ha

>>75991585
the one with the 52 inch tv playing ITV facing the window

>>75991646
freddo and 'netto Abdul. ta

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you arrive in my bedroom

>>75991646
sorry i seem to have gotten lost. i dont spend money in places like this.
*leaves*

>>75991646
10 gram amber leaf thanks mate

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You arrive at my rented flat in High Wycombe on 12 June 2017
- I show an 'Oxford Health' appointment which I was forced in to 17 May 2017
- I would have shown a re-occurring message sent to my social media by 'Marcus Hausen' - If he is to do with DPD I am a customer of theirs in my flat here - so ??? or WTF if you like! - message sent 29 April 2017 - only my PC mysteriously re-booted ???
- I show the PMT bought Gibson Guitar lead which was delivered to me about mid-day 27 April 2017 by DPD
- I explain how on 27 April 2017 between then and 12:30 someone tried to deliver a 'Papa Johns' pizza to my flat which I did not order
- I mention how when I moved into my current flat I was not given a key I was repeatedly promised - which still causes me problems! I have since repeatedly asked for it also - Fladgate removers were inconvenienced by this
- I show strange positioning of laundry outside my window 7 May 2017 during my first Piano video
- I show a strange letter sent to me 8 May 2017
- I mention I have recently applied for a USA green card

>>75991646
*suplexes the entire store*

>>75991646
12 bottles of bleach please

>>75991644
haha egg on my face

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You arrive in Exeter

my favourite thing to do on /brit/

start an argument by replying to myself and then eventually get it so some other lads are carrying on both sides of the argument without any input fro m me

>>75991709
screeching

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>>75991686
dying

>>75991619
is that the infamous loud building

>>75991709
*fires an RPG at the buildings*

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you (literally) arrive in Paris

theory: black supremacists, we wuzzing and stuff like >>75991665 are just blacks having a really good sense of self-deprecating humour and are satirical in nature

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Who here /future aristocracy/?

>>75991686
GOOD post

>>75991646
10 gram amber leaf please mate

>>75991534
Simpsons did it

Look on jobsites several times a day even though I know I won't apply for any

>>75991329
NO ARSE
O

T
I
T
S

My daughter will become an anime

>>75991646
*in strongest fake paki accent*
I would like 16 bottles of bleach please. Also do you know the directions to parliament?

>>75991749
nah reckon they're completely serious

>>75991739
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>75991729
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCcGUvmZDE

>>75991749
no. they are literally deluded enough to believe in what they say

>>75991760
It's the thought that counts

>>75991760
Worth looking though lad, you never know one day you might come across one of those rare £70k masturbator jobs

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You arrive in Uzbekistan

>>75991775
nonce

>>75991534
the top picture is from this lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21lhiKfc1p4

>>75991329
imagine being that confident in your own body
legitimately completely alien to me

*fucks off*

>>75991686
Why did he order a papa johns pizza when he knew fine well that he was cooking his lunch??? is he ill??

>>75991820
hate modern simpsons

writing a freelance article for the guardian about the black appropriation of eygptian (indo-european) culture

>>75991827
go hit the gym you fuck
one of my favourite things to is showing off my body - so much so that my problem has switched from anxiety to narcissism

what happened to that Singaporean who was arrested for making videos criticising some king or politician or whatever?

applied for a machine operator job in london

£10 an hour

required experience: 1 year machine operator

Don't know who I hate more
Yanks or the Beckham family
A tricky decision

>>75991820
Didn't laugh once and I hate Trump. Simpsons is shit.

>>75991646

10 gram amber leaf mate

>>75991866
i'm a manlet, i'm never going to be confident in my body

made a new vid lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M06izE4neK8

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/tributes-paid-beautiful-bright-corinne-13174671

ah yes her ex has gone and murdered her

>>75991792
that's horrible lmoa

unironically havent brushed my teeth for... 2 weeks? maybe 3?

why am i so incapable as a human being

>>75991881
'sheed

>>75991876
don't care

>>75991914
Nothing wrong with being a Muslim.

>>75991923
lol

>>75991893
im a manlet too
idgaf im still sexy as fuck

did the bent lads shag each other yet

was at a rap concert once and people in the crowd kept sexually harassing women

there was one super qt girl who had made eye contact with me earlier in the night and she stood close to me on the dance floor

i tried to stick a finger up her skirt and she smacked my hand and said "dont do that!" and i just wimpered, apologized, and looked down

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imagine owning your own skyscraper surrounded by starving orphans

love god
hate abortions

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>I hate Trump

>>75991979
you were supposed to be her protector and you failed

>>75991876
Honestly how can you hate the Beckhams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0GESlaVNdE

ah yes, religion of peace

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/11/pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-blasphemy-on-facebook

>>75991988
classic stitch up
really brings the lads together

the internet is awesome but social media was a mistake and not because it's a massive data aggregate but because it's brainwashed an entire generation of young people

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You arrive at Oxford University

>>75991996
wtf I hate hitler now

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praise kek

>>75991988
Love India

>>75992010
reminder that leftists want this shit in the UK.

>>75992023
me at the bottom

tony bellew is the best heavyweight boxer

business idea: the quality of living of western europe with the social attitudes of russia

>>75992023
me in the wheelchair

*praises kek*

>>75992033
*gets up right behind him and picks him up and slams him on his back*

>>75992069
Alri Ian Paisley

>>75991566
why does he commute just to eat porridge

the plan:
>wash hands
>eat a yoghurt

>>75991988
you probably could own one in a 3rd world country for the same price as a 4 bedroom semi detached in the home counties

honestly fucking despise myself
cut off contact with a sweet ukrainian girl for absolutely no fucking reason
don't even have any friends

>>75992069
>>75992069
you probably aren't hard enough for russia

business idea: the social attitudes of western europe with the quality of living of russia

mocking the 'praise kek'/kekistani community for being underage children is amusing but let's stop to think for a minute

all it's showing is that the generation z is more right-wing than any generation since ww2 meme is actually true

>>75992118
That is basically South America

love carbohydrates
love calories
love fat
love salt
hate sugar

>>75992111
unironically did the same thing
was also ukrainian

>>75992099
porridge eater is an ancient and respected trade here lad

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Screaming

LOL

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>>75992076

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The plan
>turn the page
>wash your hands

>>75992069
can't have one without the other x

>>75992111
>>75992141
How do you get in contact with a sweet Ukrainian girl? Asking for a friend.

>>75992141
i'm considering messaging her out of the blue just to see if she hates me
can't imagine rekindling the friendship though, i've proven myself to be untrustworthy

>match a reasonably attractive girl on tinder
>she messages me saying "hey qt :*"
h-how do i respond

>>75992226
Hi, how are you?

>>75992230
>>75992230
new

>>75992212
>How do you get in contact with a sweet Ukrainian girl? Asking for a friend.
I found my Ukrainian gf on Interpals and we have been together for nearly 2.5 years.

I'm going to Ukraine again for three weeks next month.

>>75992226
"howdy partner"

>>75992001
>cuckball
Sorry mate I'm not 10

>>75992208
yeah you can

japan isn't progressive but it's got great quality of living
brazil is progressive but it's a shithole

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>>75992208
>le if a country is right wing it is poor meme
ah... yes...

>>75992208
Explain Singapore

>>75992128
of course it's true

people don't respond well to having ideology shoved in their faces and gen z grew up with lefty shite like tranny nonsense and 'le white people are EVIL!!!!!' being thrown at them from all sides

it's no wonder they're conservative

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http://www.studymartialarts.org/school-detail-result.php

for about £5000 for 1 year you can go live and get trained by some chinky shaolin monks. food and accommodation included

STRONGLY considering this

>>75990973
I did exactly this and still graduated just fine.
Don't worry about it.

>>75992303
this might be just what i need desu

wonder if it's easy to get a year long visa to stay in china

>>75992104
that one cost about $1b

>>75992296
they just think they are despite adopting pro-gay, pro-abortion and pro-govt intervention positions on most things, because they think that stuff is normal

>>75992564
About the same then

>>75992418
lol china's massive just turn up and blend in to the crowd they'll never catch you theres like a million people there

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