You wake up in the Ice Age

brrrrr brbrrrrbbrrrrr

don't survive because poo eyes

>>75983861
oh fug I'm buried under 4km of solid ice :D

global barming isnd real :DDD

Realistically speaking we're going the other way around now. Shit's gonna be hot. I don't want to experience heat death, mane.

>>75984060
fpbp

>>75984242
global climate destabilization doesn't work as you think it works
there will be hotter temperatures yes, but also colder. it will be unberable for crops and we'll have to eat money bills to survive.. o wait they're not edible. sucks to be us/our kids

Go to the beach

>>75984326
Well yeah I was implying that shit's fucked regardless. It would be almost cruel to produce children at this point.

>>75984427
lol anon but if you don't produce kids, the niggers will nonetheless. guess what happens afterwards

as for the thread's topic, well shit i wake up in the middle of the jungle with a bunch of killer sloths and birds looking for something to munch. oh blasts

>>75983861
Good. Now I can actually travel places without melting. Well, once I get on top of the ice that is.

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I'm suddenly under several kilometers of solid ice.

Nice, finally what I've been waiting for. I'm tired of 20~40 degrees.

>racemixes with neanderthals

Gee, I can't wait for the great lakes to exist and all the good fossils to be removed from my area by retreating glaciers.

>>75984242
Don't worry, you'll be long underwater once it gets too hot.