/brit/

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/balt/

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>just got home from new job
>absolutely shattered
>just looking forward to bed, after which work will start all over again

Hope Mr. Goldberg is pleased at least

anime

is knob cheese vegan

STOP MAKING NEWS BEFORE 310 YOU FUCKING SPACKERS

>>75983463
we're in here lads

>>75983342
REQUIRE coptic gf

we're in here
>>75983463

>>75983463

>>75983463

>>75983463

we're all in here

>>75983487
how do i get a job

>>75983570
you apply to them
go to the interview if you get one

>>75983529
>>75983538
>4 posters
haha wankers

>>75983589
is it hard to apply and pass an interview?

>>75983608
not if you're a normie
RIP otherwise tho

>>75983608
it depends on the job
if you've never had one before, then you'll have to apply to shit jobs and put up with them for a while to get some experience

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>>75983534

>I have a physics degree

literally translated as

>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i know about gravity

"excuse me please mate", me on my way to my job as a barrister, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre

>>75983622
reeeee
>>75983635
any idea what to start with?

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love graffiti
hate london's CCTV and criminal damage policy

not a chav just like creative selfexpression
simple as

>>75983641
state of him

was just subjected to female twitter, women are not human beings, their sensibilities are abnormal

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den kilogram ambah leaf?

ya takin the piss

>>75983650
>barrister
HOWLING
HOLLERING
SCREECHING
SEETHING
CREASING

>>75983650
tbf gravity is quite complex and interesting

>>75983662
fuck off you stupid chav cunt

>>75983659
well it depends on your qualifications
if you don't have a degree, try supermarkets, pubs, warehouses, call centres

if you do have a degree, office work, or stuff related to your degree

>>75983662
fuck off cretin

nobody cares about your nigger """art"""

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how much of an advantage is having an Oxford degree?

if I have a First from Oxford can I just waltz into any job I please or is it still tricky to find gainful employment?

olive chicken tonight lads
gonna make rice with it

>>75983690
have a bit of an interest in it now, but i sort of shafted it when I was doing my GSCEs and got my only B in it
o well

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Why does British Airways have such teensy tiny seats?

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>fuck off cretin
>
>nobody cares about your nigger """art"""

What's a good opening message on a dating site

what do niggers smoke in the uk? they love newports here

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497226857921.webm

>>75983746
"hey whats up?"

>>75983746
ey bby u wan sum fuk

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>>fuck off cretin
>>
>>nobody cares about your nigger """art"""

>>75983746
"hi"

if theyre interested in you thats all you need
if they arent then no amount of witty banter will help

>>75983719
Mate has a history degree from Oxford (2:2) and is currently signing on

>>75983733
in gravity/GR or physics as a whole
because there's no general relativity til the 3rd or 4th year of a physics degree. just read a book lol

>>75983746
alri

>>75983746
Depends on your profile
If you send her(him) a pickup line without looking the type, you'll give her weirdo vibes

I always find just saying hi and asking a question about themselves is a safe enough start. Girls love talking about themselves.

>>75983779
saying just "hi" will put them off cos it's boring

Copts usually get indiscriminately shot up or bombed once a month, including children. Such a shame really.

>>75983757
khat

>>75983781
what does "signing on" mean?
also 2:2 is pretty poor i think

>>75983719
I doubt you could walk into /any/ job but if your goal was to get a job where most of the other applicants were just normal rustler-group 2:1s then you'd have a significant advantage on paper at least.

There will be jobs where I would assume the majority of candidates have Oxbridge firsts or went to Harvard / MIT etc. Fuck knows what jobs though.

going to get a desmond for a laugh

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>those tall hoardings which make it hard to jump into the site

really annoying

>>75983694
yeah i'll have a degree soon

>>75983757
menthols

>>75983746
doing a poo

>>75983746
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

business idea: abolish gender-segregated bathrooms

British scum.

>>75983840
Agree. Can't wait to be using a urinal whilst simultaneously hearing girls fart and poop

>>75983802
wrong
if youre hot it doesnt matter
women really dont care what you put as an opener

t. woman

>>75983816
claiming bennies, unemployed, on the dole

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>>75983781
>tfw just finished doing a history degree

>>75983824
what in?

gravity is just a theory bro

>>75983869
Civil Service lad, it's like life's safety net for the mediocre

business idea: fuck off

>>75983874
>>75983869

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OCD is a fucking nightmare

>>75983816
>what does "signing on" mean?
FOB

>>75983864
please be in L O N D O N

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results aren't out til 21st

>>75983891
guffawing

>>75983806
>Arabs ruining everything of worth around them
A shame indeed
Who's idea was sticking them in the cradles of civilisation?

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13 hours until work begins

>>75983915
iktf lad I go see a therapist every week

>>75983899
fast stream is insanely competitive

>>75983913
>>75983869
history
err
right
office work then

'hoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

>>75983929
>begins

*resumes

Begins suggests that you're currently free, not just on an overnight break from your weekly shift

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>>75983802

if you're attractive, you can say whatever you want to a woman and she'll love it

if you're average or ugly and say the same you're a creepy weirdo and will get blocked instantly

>>75983891

Me in the red

I helps if you live in a big city if you're looking for a job. I graduated (English) and struggled to find a job for a bit but when I moved to London I found a job within a month at a publishers that is perfect for me.

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>trying to watch the latest Angry Dad video and the internet cuts out

>>75983946
I meant just normal civil service, yo history degree isn't going to impress grad scheme people

>>75983944
Does it help with the OCD?

got pissed again haha

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>>75983899
is it hard to get in?

what the actual fuck happened to ./britfeel/?
it's just LARPing nonces

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I really want susanna to stand on my bollocks

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>me
>average job
>work really hard for my money
>earned 35k last year
>decent wage but not amazing
>won't to do so much
>so many things I want to try and buy
>limited by funds all the fucking time
>bills bills and more FUCKING BILLS
>have rich friend
>both he and his family are very rich
>has so much disposable income
>can just go out and buy all the newest shit and have 7 holidays a year
>new top of range motor ever year

FUCKING LIFE SUCKS!!!

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Doing something like English or Sociology or History of Art at Oxford or Cambridge gives you better prospects in life than doing Maths or Engineering at one of those rustlers group meme unis. The strength with which the STEM meme is pushed by those autist failures just confirms it further

>>75984005
Yeah desu try it lad might help ya

>>75983973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm6neDnTnnc

better remix

>tfw ugly manlet

shan't be bothering with women

>>75983956
i suppose, although i think i'd get pretty bored. would prefer to be outside, or at least not in an office

Oi lads

>>75984017
Fast Stream (grad scheme) yes

Otherwise no, the recruitment is standardised and the competencies you get asked for on the application and in the interview are basically a tickbox exercise.

>>75984043
become a gay twink

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>>75984033
>tfw

>>75984043
kys

manx

>>75984031
>>earned 35k last year
FONT

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>>75983978

>>75984074
no thanks

>>75984062
>otherwise no
What is it then? Just 22k office drivel for 40 years>

>>75984033
mong
prestige of top unis has nothing to do with choice of course

given the choice between STEM and non STEM at the same uni the STEM student will 95% of the time have more prospects

big up bobs burgers

>>75983978
doubt the validity of this image and doubt the validity of your claims desu

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the jeff, about to munch munch on her sandwich :3333

>>75983342
NO MORE DEAD COPTS

>>75984017
>>75984062
I applied for the lowest rung job with the civil service back in my NEET days after it was shilled hard on /britfeel/, didn't even make it past the first stage of the application.

Don't get your hopes up.

>>75984109
don't think anyone has ever smiled at me like that too bee honest

>>75984011
follow up post: bought a leaf blower for £87 on amazon

only got a communal garden with my flat haha it doesn't even have leaves in

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>>75984118

>>75984109
mentally ill freak seek some professional help

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>sell Xbox on gumtree
>get people asking me if it's still for sale in broken English
>Search their number on Facebook
>see it's a paki or a pole
>"sorry mate just sold it"

What are some good online games out right now? Used to play tons back in uni and was pretty fucking gifted at them, but kinda sad that one of my best talents were games.

I stopped playing when I started working and kinda miss them, so I want a new game that I can play in my spare time.

As long as its good I don't care about the genre.

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gf and me

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>>75984108

http://thoughtcatalog.com/clint-conway/2017/03/this-guy-made-a-fake-tinder-profile-to-prove-that-girls-never-think-hot-dudes-are-creepy/

>>75984165
idiot

>>75984127
>back in my NEET days
so what do you do now

>>75984109
your juice bottle is adorable

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Milkman's missus' looks like Robert Carlisle haha ...
hahahahahhahaha

>>75984103
Truly successful and influential people are good with people. People people are more likely to gravitate towards humanities. That's why most Prime Ministers, CEOs, celebrities etc. did meme humanities degrees. Obviously it goes without saying that if you can't get into Oxbridge to read a meme humanities degree you're not destined for any success whatsoever

>>75984203
don't care

>>75984108
retard

>>75984206
You're not getting it, Rasheed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etr80gU0xk4

>sold a nintendo 3DS XL
>was in mint condition when I sent it out
>included the original receipt
>get email over a month later from the guy that bought it
>says its broken and he threw away the receipt which he needs for Nintendo to fix it
>asks for a duplicate
>why would I have a duplicate

Something isn't right here. What's this guys plan?

>>75984102
EO is 23k (national), 27k (London). That is the first management grade.

HEO is 28/32k, and is junior manager and is the grade you should be aiming for as a graduate.

You can be an office drone managing a team, you can be an immigration officer, you can be a Bee Inspector, or maybe a different type of office drone that works with Ministers or writes government policy. Civil Service has a huge variety of careers that make ok money and don't require any particular skills, contacts or talent.

Like I said - nature's safety net.

>>75984257
FOY

>>75984282
'ce

>>75984283
to get a free 3DS off you lol

>>75984282
She's married to Valeriya ASMR and they're gaydopting a kid

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>>75984298
>Like I said - nature's safety net.
i'm gonna fall through it

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should probably get ready for work I guess

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>realise the benefits of having money are far outweighed by the lost freedom of soulless work
>still do it anyway

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UN-FUCKING-CANNY RESEMBLANCE HAAAHHAHAHAH

>>75984222
Work in a call centre.

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>meet white girl
>doesn't speak spanish
>having a hard time speaking with locals
>offer help
>she's really happy
>she came from sweden because she's interested in horses from this region
>she takes a liking of me
>she invites me to her house
>I go and spend the night there
>no sex just cuddling
>apparently she's afraid of aliens
>swear to protect her
>she falls to my arms
>[spoiler]wake up[/spoiler]

I don't ever want to wake up again.
Why is G*d so cruel, /balt/?

business idea: money but it buys happiness

>>75984338
think you have face blindness desu

I believe I can see the future, cause I repeat the same routine。

the public sector is the comfiest sector

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Can someone explain exactly what bizarro rorkesheed is? And bizarro rorke for that matter

>>75984352
because fuck you thats why.

also this isn't balt, ricardo the retardo.

>>75984349
ribena?

>>75984349
Have you considered working in a civil service call centre?

>>75984298
whats the progression like? in terms of money over time

>>75984381
pretty sure that image was created to explain that question. are you thick mate?

I'd honestly rather do basically anything else than work in a call centre. I'd definitely rather stack shelves or work some menial factory job.

>>75984283
Hope you recorded a video of you boxing the mint 3DS, placing it into a parcel with a stamp and with the buyer's address and posting the parcel all in one continuous take with no cuts / edits for proof. Otherwise you're fucked.

>>75984381
bizarro rorkesheed is a paki that hates pakis and immigration
(secretly good lads)
bizarro rorkes are just slightly right wing people

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same hairline too hahahahahahahahahaha

BUT HOHO, AT LEAST THEY ARE "HAPPY"
HHAHHAHAHAHA

>>75984381
its supposed to be an extremist muslim, but because its bizarro, they support the west

bizarro rorke is perhaps they are rorkes but sometimes support liberal shite

the chart isn't that well made

>>75984381
me on the bottom right

>>75984379
interesting period mark

the working-class is a timebomb. The revolution will come, and it will come with music!

>>75984397
No. Also I make more than poley, much to his annoyance. Though his work is less stressful than mine because he doesn't have to deal with customer complaints and these days he's on emails a lot of the time, not even talking to people.

>>75984403
Maybe once I get sacked from here, why not. Been here over a year and I'm still on £17,000 which is utter shit.

>>75984349
whats that like

I think I used to have a voice。
Now I never make a sound。

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>tfw got £36k of student debt + interest but in a few years corbyn will wipe it all off

>>75984404
You can get promoted through the grades, you'll struggle to ever get over 45k unless you have private sector experience and parachute into the upper grades, or you follow a strict career path working for ministers.

Pay progression in-job is 1% a year because of Tory austerity requirements.

If you still have ambition or hope then ignore what I'm saying. This life i for people with neither and just want a fairly comfy job that you can never be fired from.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0ncJpJ9JoQ

>>75984381
>radical centrist not in the centre

>>75984499
ludders

was meant to meet someone for research for their dissertation today
just didn't go lol oops

>>75984381
literally me top right

What is the cause of the fluidity of manpower?

The cause is the wrong structure of wages, the wrong wage scales, the "Leftist" practice of wage equalisation. In a number of factories wage scales are drawn up in such a way as to practically wipe out the difference between skilled and unskilled labour, between heavy and light work. The consequence of wage equalisation is that the unskilled worker lacks the incentive to become a skilled worker and is thus deprived of the prospect of advancement; as a result he feels himself a "visitor" in the factory, working only temporarily so as to "earn a little money" and then go off to "try his luck" in some other place. The consequence of wage equalisation is that the skilled worker is obliged to go from factory to factory until he finds one where his skill is properly appreciated.

In order to put an end to this evil we must abolish wage equalisation and discard the old wage scales. In order to put an end to this evil we must draw up wage scales that will take into account the difference between skilled and unskilled labour, between heavy and light work. We cannot tolerate a situation where a rolling-mill worker in the iron and steel industry earns no more than a sweeper. We cannot tolerate a situation where a locomotive driver earns only as much as a copying clerk. Marx and Lenin said that the difference between skilled and unskilled labour would exist even under socialism, even after classes had been abolished; that only under communism would this difference disappear and that, consequently, even under socialism "wages" must be paid according to work performed and not according to needs. But the equalitarians among our economic executives and trade-union officials do not agree with this and believe that under our Soviet system this difference has already disappeared. Who is right, Marx and Lenin or the equalitarians? It must be assumed that it is Marx and Lenin who are right.

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>>75984511
>leftists actually believe this

drinking a small, rhesus negative bloody mary

Democracy has gone too far. We need to start rolling back voting rights. Start with people who don't pay tax, public sector workers, the Irish etc.

>>75984243
screeching

>>75984513
>This life i for people with neither and just want a fairly comfy job that you can never be fired from.
sounds good
thought the civil service was undergoing huge manpower cuts though

>>75984560
>public sector workers
>take the vote away from the people who write all the laws

makes sense

>>75984560
timocracy when

>>75984540
hmm no shan't bother

Corbyn will be PM on January 1st 2018

tim farron's wife is DEFINITELY trans

>27k GBP student debt but it's interest free

>>75984585
In the early days of austerity yeah, it's pretty much levelled off now.

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need mo money fo dem programz

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>>75984506
Working in a call centre is pretty hard tb?h. Not hard as in "you have to be intelligent" but you have to hate yourself to stay afloat.

They will work you relentlessly. There is absolutely no time to slack off. Every mouse click on your computer is monitored, collated, timed and analysed. Likewise for every phone call you make and they are, of course, all recorded and samples periodically audited.

If you don't take enough calls you will get in trouble. If you don't do ALL the necessary after-call work in the smallest amount of time (anything above ~5 minutes is deeply frowned upon) you will be in trouble. If you make too many outbound calls you will be in trouble. If you don't follow complaints procedure to the letter you will be in trouble.

And the turnover is constant. There will literally always, ALWAYS, be fresh meat coming through the door to be interview and later trained because people are always leaving the job in some form.

At least in the call centre where I work there just simply is not enough time in which to do the job properly and thoroughly. I also literally don't know enough information to make the right decisions because the training was so vague. In the end the result is that the customers get completely shafted in order for you to keep the job and keep treading water.

Everything you do is a careful exercise in making it look like you are a competent worker who cares and does the correct thing. I fob customers off on a daily basis and outright lie to them with information pulled from my arse so they will fuck off. When a customer refuses to fuck off it makes me hate them. Most of the customers you speak to are angry and expect you to care about their anger when you couldn't give less of a fuck.

You'll be exhausted and drained after every day and you're working for shit pay. You absolutely must hate yourself to do this work and do it to a standard whereby you avoid being fired.

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>working hard now knowing that as soon as the UK inevitably elects a socialist government I can quit and get healthy bennies with my savings in the bank and never have to work another day in my life

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>>75984552
>Yank
can only IMAGINE how much student debt you're in
>oh you got shot and can't pay both your medical bills and student loan repayments? No problem, we'll repossess your (wooden) house
SCREAMING

>>75984552
Thanks for the free uni wagecuck

>>75984633
>gif
fuck off

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I'm sure she is a lovely person

>>75984560
It must go further comrade. The working class must organize a dictatorship of the proletariat and suppress the bourgeois

>>75984488
> with music
I should be a deaf-mute by that time

shadilay, my dudes

>>75984634
Fuck off Deano

Know a few Scottish lads at my English rustlers group uni

Why the fuck don't they just go for free in Scotland lol

unironically prefer 99% of american wooden homes to tiny british attached brick shit houses

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>>75983662
If people had the freedom to project their conciousness onto the holographic world around them free from any archaic idea of 'property' and 'law' the collective conciousness of the world would shift another degree higher vibrationally.

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>based corbz will introduce a universal basic income in the next parliament, making work a choice rather than a necessity

Amazing feel. UK will be a paradise of artists and NEETs.

>>75984685
probably rejected from all the good scottish unis lel

>>75984717
exquisite post

Really wish I wasn't a narcissist, I think people forget it's an illness.

Just want to feel human.

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Is it weird and gay to fill one's room with stuffed animals while being a fully grown adult male?

>>75984700
need pics of you xx

best skyrim race for bow and arrow build lads?

I want to play as a cute archer girl

>>75984685
quality varies by department and courses not the uni

>>75984720
i agree with this in principle but i think the people who choose to work get more money but also get special privileges such as the right to vote and to have children.

>>75984708
at least I've got stairs you fucking bogan pondscum

When corbyn wipes off my student loan I'll have an extra £70 to spend every single month that I don't have to give to the student loan taxman

>>75984752
you've seen me ;^)
>>75984770
fucking hell lad I need this

lads, is it illegal to bait out undercover police at festivals? Like if it's really obvious that the bloke that just asked if you have any pills is a copper, can you legally shout out to everyone that it was a policeman?

>>75984745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBM-SPqGIlE

>>75984761
bit gay

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/11/the-dup-could-insist-on-nigel-farage-having-a-role-in-brexit-negotiations-6701540/


BASED FUCKING DUP

Good evening my squalid little puppets. Ready for another night spent dancing to my tune? Excellent.... let us begin... *vanishes into the shadows*

>>75984761
>not playing as canon race nord
disgusting

wood elf

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FLIGHT PLAN

NICE AND FILED

>>75984764
t. Failed his Oxbridge interview but says it's ok 'because York is like really good for my course on the league tables'

>>75984802
don't get this
the DUP don't want a hard border with Ireland, but Farage wants a hard brexit which will only make that more unlikely.

>>75984798
of course

>>75984836
>irish
they're not very smart

>8pm
>30 C

fuck off

>>75984799
Thanks

>>75984839
why is it illegal?

>>75984764
t. Oxford Brookes student

>>75984802
Farage is a slimy yank-loving twerp

>>75984848
>ulster scots
>irish
umm no sweetie x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0ncJpJ9JoQ
>>75984848
dup arent irish

>>75984720
as much as i hate working, a country where no one worked would be disastrous.

saying this with complete sincerity: it would totally destroy society

avenue du calle

>>75984700
kill yourself you're an embarrassment to your people

>>75984752
kill yourself you're an embarrassment to your people

>>75984770
kill yourself you're an embarrassment to your people

>>75984797
kill yourself you're an embarrassment to your people

>>75984817
kill yourself you're an embarrassment to your people

>>75984852
kill yourself you're an embarrassment to your people

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Speaking of TES, I realized that killing all ***mers can solve literally every single problem in that world

>>75984902
and allahu ackbar to you ;)

>>75984902
'heed

>>75984864
sorry i meant its not illegal. but that doesnt happen mate. the cops dont have the resources or the time to take down piss-ant gurner shotters.

>>75984902
>he said posting on a chinese cartoon image board
kicking and screaming

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>>75984851
comfy desu

IN DIRE NEED of:

one orthodox gf (qt)

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>>75984902
Only a Rasheed would get this triggered by a couple of benders

>>75984888
>>75984885
ulstermen are just as irish as their republic brothers

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if u behave Tim i'll let you suck my balls tonights

>>75984890
OK but in your lifetime most people's jobs will become automated. When that happens universal basic income will become a necessity

>>75984951
sure, if you ignore their dna and their history and their culture and their language

>>75984951
go to west belfast and say that lad

gays shouldn't be allowed to adopt

adam and eve not adam and steve

>>75984944
quite a few big festivals have undercover police
it's to get dealers rather than users, but they do exist

>>75984817
>>75984852
creased at these posts you pathetic little cretins

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*blocks your path*

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>kill yourself you're an embarrassment to your people

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always been a bit scared of fucking people I know IRL tbqh lads

not sure if its irrational or not, but i fear people will respect me less if they've seen me squirm with their cock in me

i wonder if this is something girls have to deal with too

>>75984951
go to east belfast and say that lad

>>75984997
not my proudest boner desu
>>75985001
dont care 'sheed

>>75984990
their language?
The Irish speak English though?

reminder to report every gaypost itt

>>75985043
umm, sweetie, yes but only because they forgot how to speak their own language

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>reminder to report every gaypost itt

>>75985017
I would respect you more desu (and also would like to cuddle you afterwards???)

>>75985001
will stomp you into dust you squealing weasel

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just ate an entire Vanilla Cheesecake

was £1.50 in tesco, 2100 cals

>>75985017
if you're a bottom faggot you don't deserve the same respect as everyone else

@75984980
also should go without saying it would sink the economy beyond the point of any recovery
anyway no need to worry about it because its like most of corbyn's policies, theyre just vomited out to try and hoodwink some votes. during the election campaign someone decided it would be good if they started saying slogans like 'no tuition fees'. no obviously that isnt researched, costed or planned as an actual policy, but in the short term it gets votes so they go with it

howling at the homophobe runtoids squirming at their computers having been forced to acknowledge that gays exist

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The absolute STATE of americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0ncJpJ9JoQ

>>75985054
inshallah

>>75985075
>>75985081
>>75985095
>>75985116
shut the fuck up you absolute fidget spinners

>>75985110
>free stapler guys that's awesome
wew

I am a homophobe runtoid

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threads a bit gay

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I've never met anyone rich, educated, metropolitan and posh who was homophobic. Why is it always the provincial runts who get so uncomfortable at the thought of gay people?

>>75985089
you shouldn't be doing that

i used to be japanese but since i've got a british passport i am now a brit

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>mfw debtslaves actually believe they won't be working 9 to 5 for Mr. Noseberg to pay off their loans for the rest of their pathetic lives

love willies
love hairy chests
love being dominated

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>>75985181
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Big fan of leftypol and based gayposters doing rorkes AND rasheeds collective nuts in

>>75985110
Why is this woman's arse and joggies covered in her own feces? Yeah I am aware of the shart in mart may-may but for real what is the fucking deal with these people? Why don't they just NOT shit their fucking trousers? The worst part is she is clearly fueling up a recreational vehicle which presumably has some sort of dry toilet installed.

>>75985169
because the rich educated metropolitan poshboys are too busy buggering their nephew to worry about other gays

>>75985167
Tight

>>75985091
this is what im scared of

>>75985210
It's funny how you thought this was a good rebuttal

>>75985199
too early again

>>75985110
>#127

Not homophobic, just don't like maladaptive mentally ill sexual deviants that's all

>>75985251
go away woofter

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>>75983832
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>>75984086
better see this accepted on results day or i'm going to SCREECH when you fail and go to southampton solent

>>75984086
gtz

oxford physics was the literal worst experience of my life

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B
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>>75983956
A history degree is basically an English degree for people who want to work in academics or journalism.

>>75984750
if they are collectible or vintage you might get a pass.