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JUST edition
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Cowabunga dudes
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You now realise the real Jo Cox is in hiding and can never leave her home again, all for a remain bid that didn't even work.
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>>75981460
uh
no
she died
t. did the autopsy on her
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susan
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>>75981476
slipped her a finger?
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cute boys :3
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>>75981507
you gay?
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never have i ever voted conservative
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>>75981512
delete this image immediately you filthy kuffar
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>>75981512
*calls GCHQ*
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>>75981507
terrific post
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>>75981535
yeah!
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AWOO
AWOOOOO
I REALLY NEED A
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>75981546
please explain this game to me
played it with some normies last week and had no idea if i was supposed to say stuff i had or hadnt done and just drank randomly

sometimes when i drank thered be no reaction and sometimes everyone would go 'wahey' and nudge each other but i didn't really get what was happening
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doing a quick read of the 'ran
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>>75981595
are you will from the inbetweeners
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>>75981595
Are you retarded?

People say a thing, everyone (including the person) drinks if they've done it before
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>>75981568
those are some wide fucking hips
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Love me the 'ible me
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>>75981568
>tfw have hips like this
awful feel
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are there any decent legal stimulants

you know just for a little bit of concentration
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Wish I was more passionate and emotional
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>>75981671
Caffiene
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>>75981666
PICS x
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>>75981671
jenkem
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>have nostalgia for a certain time in my life
>realize is was just as, if not more shit than right now

anyone else?
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>>75981666
pics x
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>>75981631
does the thing you say have to be something youve done?

>>75981635
i have wider hips

>>75981666
it gives you a nice butt, dont be ungrateful
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>>75981635
makes for a nice bum
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just passing the time doing nothing until I finally get the courage to do a 'cide and put myself out of this perpetual misery
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on my 7th pint can wahey banter lads
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>>75981635
so gayposting (which i used to be completely indifferent about but now since its been spammed hate more than anything else which is posted in these threads) has now reached the stage where these freaks are posting pics of underage kids
is that meant to be fine, whats the rules on that
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>>75981686
>>75981703
no x
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'ving a 'uick flick through 'stoy's 'ar 'd 'eace
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>>75981702
yup 2006 - 2007 and late 2008 - late 2009
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business idea: make islam unpopular to normies by having natsoc kek worshipers mass convert to islam based on Hitler's admiration for it
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>>75981759
found this post unreasonably difficult to decipher
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>The Dark Destroyer
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me desu lads
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am willing to bet 0.01 BTC that I have the widest hips on /brit/
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>>75981781
'
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>it will NEVER be 2011 again
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>it's an "anon cries while his mum tries to cheer him up" episode
ah yes
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>>75981783
your mother's pet name for her dildo lol
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>>75981728
projecting nonce
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>>75981811
>tfw my life peaked in 2012
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This guy on Question Time said that Labour's "victory" proved the anti-leftist media bias was failing.

The absolute state of the left-wing.
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>>75981864
dunno about antileft wing but there is an undeniable pro-Tory bias in all of Murdoch's papers which dominante the working class demographics

maybe you dont realise it cause of you being in Ireland an' all but its absolutely disgraceful over here
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>>75981854
Mine was a little before that. Late 2010 to 2011.
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>>75981781
'igger
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>>75981460
audibly kek'd at this post
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>>75981864
Labour may not have won, but we certainly didn't lose like the media said we would
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time for faggots to spam their pics again

sick of this gimmick
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>>75981901
'sheed
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>>75981901
noticed how all the Mail's hero worship of May really blew up in their faces
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>he doesn't know /brit/ is a gay general
hownew.ru
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>>75981930
>faggots
FOY
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I got us into this mess so I'll get us out
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>>75981920
Did you mate? Did you really?

Fascinating.
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>>75981930
guarantee you're just a salty fat cunt
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>>75981957
fuck off faggot
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>>75981962
Don't see how; she's totally fucked it
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>>75981811
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>>75981925
And, I mean, if you beat your enemy in an election, they win, after all.
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Can't stand American sitcoms fucking cringe absolutely abhorrent
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>>75981930
You're literally saying this because you secretly want them to
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monday is my get pissed, snort a few lines, strip and dance to nelly furtado day
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>>75982035
Modern Family is pretty great
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>>75982035
*laugh track plays*
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any got pictures of cute boys?
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>>75982090
*looks at my selfies*

yeah sure do aha x
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>>75982056
I want to titfuck Ariel Winter
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A woman who faked a paternity test to fool an ex-partner into believing he was her baby's father has been jailed.

>Danielle Morris, from Seaforth, Merseyside, initially told Jamie Somers in May 2014 that he was not the father, but later changed her story.

>Mr Somers paid maintenance, had the baby stay with him on a weekly basis and tattooed her name on his arm before a test showed they were not related.

>The 29-year-old was jailed for one year for fraud at Liverpool Crown Court.

>>75982056
no its not
its terribly written cringe shlock
kys
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>>75982035
'imbabwe
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>>75982109
*it's

Your opinion is worth nothing
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>MUH TORY PRESS

Fuck off. Most people don't even read newspapers just get their information from facebook
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>>75982108
Do you mate? Do you really?

Fascinating.
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>>75982090
yep i have a folder of 300 pics of cute boys called 'no homo' and a folder of 142 cute pics of me called 'reckless narcissism' on my phone

x
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>fuck off faggot I'm serious now just FUCK AWF get out of MY /brit/ thread RIGHT NOW I'm not kidding! I will FUCK YOU UP I swear!
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>>75981420
slav here

No wonder this discrimination exists here. I got to the UK recently for a minimum wage job and most of my fellow employees are Romanian. Absolutely unhygienic, no idea how to spell in English despite being here for years. The last Romanian that used my room left a paper with his ear wax on it.

It feels really really bad being labeled subhuman by any other human I see on the street. Had plans to socialize, but the opposite happened.

;_;
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>>75982132
Wrong
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>>75982132
>information from facebook
none of which are mail online links, no sir
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>>75982142
upload the album please x
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>>75982147
where are you? I'll socialise hun
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installing empire total war
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>>75981984
>>75982042
no
there's a time and a place
try >>>/soc/
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HMMMMMM

DOING A THINK
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>>75982109
When he thought it was his kid he was a model dad - paid maintenance, made her bedroom in his house, got her name tattooed on her arm.

Then the second he found out shes not his he cut her out of his life saying he'll "miss her".

She has no dad and her mum is in prison so she's going into care. Why the fuck didn't he take her when he was already basically her dad?
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will be eating food with the next 20 minutes, I will not keep you updated
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>>75981930
might have a girl licking this tummy later on today xx
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>>75982211
perfect, I'd give anything to suck it right now all day x
>>75982220
why not a boy?
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>>75982144
guy at the back looks cool
why dont they make him the leader of the nazis instead of spencer

>>75982211
really bizarre colour correction but its nice i guess

dont really feel like a willyposting thread rn tough tbqh x
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>>75982188
corbyn's first leadership campaign was brilliant
politicalkino
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remember when sershlad posted cornwall's little willy
will never forget the state of it
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>>75982211
>>75982220
good posts
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>>75982233
ummm sweaty? I'm not gay xx
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>accuse the opposition of being weak and unstable and working with terrorists
>come out of the election looking weak and unstable and having to work with terrorists
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Do you mate? Do you really?

Fascinating.
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>>75982147
alri poner man
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>>75982144
Egyptians wuz white nigga
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>>75982211
>tfw never have a willy like that
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>>75982263
one night with me and you will be x
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how do i find my local dealer
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>>75982273
Wtf happened? I thought conservatives were a majority,
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>>75982294
guess I never will be then because I shan't be doing that haha xx
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>>75982294
Need a bottom bf x
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>>75982188
They do this to every politician ever. Corbynites think their man is being uniquely ganged up on because they're thickos who didn't use to read newspapers
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janny's here
where have you been mate. last 3 days /brit/ has been a gay chatroom with pics and all
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LOVE having a massive willy
so much fun
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>>75982297
yellow pages
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>>75982297
ask your mates who's got the firest gear on endz
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>>75982090
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does dry pasta go off? have an opened packet of spaghetti in the cupboard for i guess a month? will it cook weirdly?
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>>75982211
like a baby's arm holding an apple
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>>75982188
State of the press
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How do I get a big willy?
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>>75982331
ah yes
the pet yank
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>>75982311
It slipped
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>>75982328
what's "massive" to you?
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>>75982313
your loss sweaty x
>>75982318
I'll be whatever bf you want me to be
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>>75982338
Course not you fucking mong
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>>75982338
youre a spackerist
course it doesnt go off
have some pasta thats been open 6 months now
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love bent posting on /brit/
hate benders breathing irl
simple as
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How white are you /brit/? Pretty hispanic here not gonna lie.
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>>75982311
woman PM happened
not sexist just stating truths
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>>75982361
Eight inches long, six inches of girth
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>>75982366
post pics xx
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>>75982400
need that in my botty

then in my mouth

then back in the botty
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>>75982370
>>75982373
dry pasta shills out in force
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quite satisfied with the average size of my willy
happy with my butt
VERY happy with my face though, thats a corker

>>75982386
100%
mother pure english traced back 600 years
dad half english going back 400 years and half welsh going back forever

so im quarter purebred welsh and 3/4 purebred english and am white as snow
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>>75982386
100%
How've you been mate? Shagged any fit girls?
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>>75982386
60% white
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>>75982386
99% white
1% human
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>he's here
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>>75982417
day of the dolmio when
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>he's here
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>>75982447
poor alan
he never asked for that face
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>>75982147
how is moving to another country and finding work and a place to live without good qualifications? Often think about doing it myself.
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>that football yank last night posting one comment archived a year ago of some lad saying football yank is the best yank
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>>75982472
a face not even his mother could love
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May is a fucking retard pleb. We need to be ruled by Old Etonian patricians
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Can't someone just make a soc general for brit gays to hook up?
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STOP SAYING 'SWEATY'
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love tights
hate poos that feel like you need another poo but it just won't come out
simple as
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>>75982487
I've had many people say they like my posts on numerous occasions.
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>>75982504
no they'd rather ruin this one
faggots take pride in ruining what others enjoy
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>>75982504
We have that, it's on /r9k/

>>>/r9k/37663127

They're all wanking over tripfag's legs right now
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>>75982487
what did that tragic cunt do now? someone giving him shit so he went into an autistic fit?
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Trumps just been cucked again lads

so glad we dont have him here - even May's cuckening isnt as bad as this

>>75982497
agree
dont get this meme where being a member of the elite and receiving a toptier education is somehow a bad thing for a leader
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>>75982487
SCREAMING at the memory
can't fathom how much of a sadact you have to be to do that
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>>75982511
yeah that's a no from me sweaty x
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hate when you have a wank then have a wee and it feels like there's a bit of wee trapped in your bellend and it aches but nothing comes out x
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>>75982487
absolutely VIBRATING at this
>>75982526
>yanks don't understand sarcasm
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>>75982551
i duno man, you've done some pretty autistic things here too.
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>I've had many people say they like my posts on numerous occasions.
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>>>/lgbrit/
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>>75982432
This weekend shagged a proper 19 years old muslimfu who does ramadan and prays but is a literal sex goddess. We literally spend three days fucking in my room and we even shagged in public on the rooftop of my residence. At the end I proposed to see each other exclusively, she said that she can't stop talking to the guys she's talking and that we can be friends with benefits. I said that's cool because I am also seeing other girls and she became jealous and spyied on my phone while I was sleeping and kept throwing tantrums.
Also saw the 17 years old gf this weekend and today her mom (who had her at 17 and is a just a few years older than me) messaged me on fb to tell me not to see her again and why I don't find myself a gf my age. Feel like a proper nonce.
This country is absolutely fascinating.
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>>75982581
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>>75982581
abhor this as well
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Need a soft legs bf
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>>75982581
this is a very bad feel
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>>75982487
Bet he has it marked on his calendar too
My dayz blud
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post wife material

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j5z1Juoo30
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>>75982524
agree with the entirety of this post

also that slag has grat legs/feet
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>>75982581
good way to get a urinary tract infection lad x
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Why don't we call /brit/ /brint/
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>>75982632
Amazing, keep us updated, I absolutely love your posts
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Doctors, lawyers, mechanics, etc - they're all trained specifically to do their job. But politicians aren't. When Europe had a hereditary ruling class the good thing you could say about them was that they were specifically trained and brought up to rule.

There should be an academy of government where you have to study before running for election
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>This weekend shagged a proper 19 years old muslimfu who does ramadan and prays but is a literal sex goddess. We literally spend three days fucking in my room and we even shagged in public on the rooftop of my residence. At the end I proposed to see each other exclusively, she said that she can't stop talking to the guys she's talking and that we can be friends with benefits. I said that's cool because I am also seeing other girls and she became jealous and spyied on my phone while I was sleeping and kept throwing tantrums.
>Also saw the 17 years old gf this weekend and today her mom (who had her at 17 and is a just a few years older than me) messaged me on fb to tell me not to see her again and why I don't find myself a gf my age. Feel like a proper nonce.
>This country is absolutely fascinating.
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>>75982682
because that's a nickname for a girl I know and it would be weird
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>>75982663
She's a turbo normie. She deleted all her makeup vlogs when she started getting ASMR views instead.
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in a hopeless situation
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>>75982632
not a word
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>>75982656
h-hi :3
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>>75982524
voted for best post of the thread
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>>75982702
>ere should be an academy of government where you have to study before running for election
there already is, it's called the eton-oxford academy
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WHY IS GETTING A JOB SO FUCKING HARD
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>>75982725
hey xxx
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Wonder if some normie are even remotely self aware of anything bat all
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>>75982663
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>>75982682
/pint/

general for anyone who loves pints
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>>75982687
>aha that figure of speech where you say one thing but mean it's opposite
>how intelligent and subtle the person who uses it must be
Alri MTV's Daria
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where do i get benzos
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>>75982737
I prefer the Westminster-Cambridge academy
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>>75982531
the STATE of that thread
realise i've been taking our triprunts for granted all this time
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>>75982739
Move to a labour stronghold and run for election. You will get reelected every 5 years without having to do anything other than be Labour
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>>75982754
don't understand this post
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>>75982739
create your own opportunities
find a place you want, get rid of the one occupying it
accidents happen every day
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>>75982751
want me to wrap my legs around your waist as you fuck me hard against a wall? x
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>>75982739
It literally isn't?
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Bring back our Dave desu
As long as he follows a hard brexit I'd take him back
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>didn't buy ethereum at $100
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>>75982739
because recruitment has become an industry in itself and companies are the customers, allowing them to massively streamline their recruitment process at your expense
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>>75982790
yes it is, FONT
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>>75982702
MPs are elected to represent the views of their constituency. That's all.

Those appointed as Ministers are taught their role by effectively interning as a Parliamentary Under-secretary and thus being able to observe and learn from more senior, experienced ministers and the senior civil servants who have had their job for years before their election and will probably have it long after they're gone.

The Lords are experts in their particular field and serve for life. So that is a wealth of experience and expertise for the government to draw on as well.
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>>75982773
NHS gibs
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fucking plebs ITT thinking Eton is still relevant
its too notorious

all the successful politicians come through St Pauls --> Trinity College Oxford because they dodge the Eton stigma
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>>75982766
No I genuinely mean it, you're one of my most favourite posters.
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getting fat lads
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>>75982840
AHAHAHAHAHA
JUST PUT THE FORK DOWN LMAO
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>>75982789
Yeah, while I kiss you and stroke your hair and look into your eyes xx
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>>75982829
>The Lords are experts in their particular field
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>>75982840
stop eating mate
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tekken 7 any good?
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>>75982858
>>75982876
i can't
i feel hungry all the time

spend most my wages on takeaways, used to despise fat people but now all i do i drink lager and eat
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>>75982794
>Already made $1000 from Covefefecoin
Get on it boys
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>>75982870
Excluding those on hereditary peerages (which the original guy actually wanted), name two who aren't
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Best pomade?
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>>75982840
Wish in could get a little fatter 2bh but whenever eat a lot I get paranoid I'll develop diabetes so I stop
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>>75982858
>implying the true fats eat with cutlery
trough master race
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>>75982821
only literal retards and lazy cunts are unemployed in the current year
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>>75982859
that sounds absolutely perfect :3 xxx
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ah yes mum wants me to get a job after being a NEET for far too long

bit late for that now I think
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>>75982794
I bought at about $50
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refuse to play non open-world games desu
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>>75982904
you fucking drip
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>>75982838
Thanks lad. I appreciate it <3
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pretty funny how the algerian is incapable of communicating without using greentext whenever he gets triggered by a post.
its always some pseudo-intellectual drivel as well. interesting insight into his weirdo mind.
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>>75982919
t. minimum wage """worker"""
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>>75982920
xxxxxxxxxxxx
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Bones
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>>75982937
fucking hate myself

get pissed every day, eat shit food every day, fucking end me
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>>75982754
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>>74751027
shut up you pathetic queg

fuck me you must look such a twat walking around giving it the big I AM just because you pretend to like a sport that isn't even big in your country, I suppose you're such a bog standard drip in some next flyover state that you'll cling onto anything that makes you stand out in the queue for panera bread.

The fact you've gone as far to "support" a bottom of the league championship team rather than the ones people in America actually know such as Arsenal, Man U or Man City just goes so show how much you're reaching for relevance through irony

couple this with the ironic posts such as "AR ARRYS GONNA WIN THE LEEG" trying to pretend like you're some feverish English fan despite you being 19th just goes to show what a pathetic little specimen you are

ooh your middle finger's up is it? proper ard you mate, bet you'd defend your team to the bitter end. On the front line with the firm outside your local Taco Bell are you? jog on you little runt, you're fucking nothing mate, a vague pastiche to British culture which you can emulate poorly, but will never - EVER - be accepted within

fuck off
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>>75982954
t. NEET failure
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>>75982981
just stop eating
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>>75982921
>blaming mummy for your own mistakes
ah yes
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>>75982981
I'll help you by caving your fucking head in for ya
come to neasden station at 11pm tonight xx
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>>75982972
The TVfu
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>>75983018
i'll be there
>>75983002
i can't
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>>75983000
just finished my masters at a respected uni sweetie
not a failure yet x
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posted my nudes in that /r9k/ thread
they thought id stolen them

feels good even though i know its a bit pathetic to tease runts like that
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>>75982990
stop posting this girl
very unsettling
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>>75982990
loathe this ugly freak
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>>75983059
it's my sister xx
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>>75983037
why not
just don't put the food near your mouth
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>>75982904
Just eat stuff that fills you up but doesn't have a load of calories, like rice with veg
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*crosses the rubicon, seizes power and establishes a military triviumrate*

what am i like ha
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Lads redpill me on bomermod and HPM
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drinking a £10 bottle of wine
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>>75983037
get your stomach banded
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cooking for 2 tonite
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>>75983080
don't know, maybe it's comfort eating

got no mates and nobody at work likes me, just sit on my own watching tv and posting here

>>75983083
i always have intentions to cook but instead just order stuff when i'm on my way home from work

>>75983120
i'll band your fucking skull
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going down to sarajevo, you lads want anything?
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>>75983039
Unless it's a shit degree you won't struggle to get a job
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>>75983052
>>>/r9k/37664814
?
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>>75982950
>using the word 'triggered' ironically
Alri basic millenial male with an internet connection and right-wingish views
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>>75983074
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>>75983119
£10 is the absolute minimum price you should ever pay for wine.
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>>75983151
Yeah get me a pint and a sanny xx
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>>75982485
I got here because of connections, but if prepare to live like an animal during your stay. Especially if it is your first job in said country.
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>>75983158
ah yes the same attention seeking bender from the last dozen threads

>>75983154
still hard to get a job with a good degree (it is btw)
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>>75983141
every time you're hungry down a pint of water.

or just smoke yourself thin.
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>>75983141
sounds to me like you need to take small steps lad
designate days where you cook, but don't do it all week at first. get into the habit and you'll find it a lot easier to do on the regular.
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>>75983186
>still hard to get a job with a good degree (it is btw)
wrong
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>>75983141
Don't be lazy, make nandos rice. Put rice in a pot with tomatoes and onions and spice and cook it until the rice is done, very easy takes 20 mins including chopping time and it tastes nice
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>>75983011
it's her fault for not bringing me up right
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>you gotta have confidence bro, everything else will just fall into place
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>>75983214
unless by "job" you mean stacking shelves at tesco you are wrong
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>>75983229
or you could try not being a runt my Irish rorke lad
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you lads going to the reddit meetup in london on the 17th? x
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>>75983229
this is true though
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Attempting to download old Atlantean information that has been lost to the sea of conciousness.
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>>75983233
If that's the only job you can get after your degree it must be shit.
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>>75983250
yeah ill ram my truck through
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>>75983250
aha what
link me to this

im curious
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>>75983221
good option. this is another good one pot rice dish with chicken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q2W40E2--U
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>>75983229
It's literally true, think about it, every time you see a catch of a girl with a runt bf it's because he's confident
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>>75983274
any half decent job has at least 100 applicants
unless you have relatives to give you a job via nepotism it's gonna be hard
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>>75983250
aye can't decide which pint glass to bring though :/
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redpill me on crossrail
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Homosexuality should not be legitimized and should be discouraged. Marriage is the keystone of the family, the institition that has been the bedrock of Western Civilization since the Roman Republic (BC). Homosexuality should be discouraged as well as it is a perversion of the natural order.
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>>75983334
'asheed
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>>75983334
Nice spooks nerd
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>>75983334
alri' rasheed
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>>75983334
'eed
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watching a ghibli film tonight with a girl
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>>75983334
shut up you paki twat
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>>75983334
agreed
>>75983346
>>75983354
>>75983368
>>75983374
lefties
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>>75983288
Nice
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>>75983308
Wouldn't know, I had a good degree and did a summer work placement. Maybe a media studies degree from Salford uni is a bit harder to get a job from sweaty xx
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>>75982790
yeah it fucking is
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>>75983384
FOWNT (fuck off weeb normie twat)
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>>75983396
Hi rasheed how was Rammadan?
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>>75983414
did physics with a summer placement last year hun xx
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>moderately attractive
>fairly intelligent
>tall
>nice body

and despite all that i have 0 confidence. had a pretty lonesome life because of it and i dont see it ever changing. going to live and die alone probably. dont actually see much point in continuing.
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>>75983384
Watched Boss Baby last night with the gf. Made me unirinically cry at the end.
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Found out there are vegan cheeses available in Tesco's and Morrisons.

That kind of covers all bases really.
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>>75983454
you could just eat normal vegetarian foods and not just eat meme meat substitutes
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>>75983452
hello nigger
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>>75983342
>>75983342
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>>75983448
how can you have 0 confidence?

its like being handed a million pounds and starving from no food

its like being locked in IKEA and not finding anywhere to sleep

are you thick?
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>>75983425
FOT
>>75983448
Honestly don't care
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>>75983463
>>75983463
>>75983463
NEW
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>>75983164
good goy
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>>75983452
is this a biopic about Micron? haha
they're airing When Marnie Was There tonight. never watched it, hope its good
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>>75983448
yeah mate, i imagine going to any club and likely being hit on is a real strain on the ol' grey matter
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>>75983497
>>75983480
>not even at 300
fuck off
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>>75983384
Princess Kaguya is the best they've put out in years. Miyazaki is a senile old man these days and needs to retire for food.

t. anime expert
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>>75983448
Literally and unironically go to a club and take exctasy. It worked wonders for me. People will want to dance with you and there is no more wholesome feeling in this world - it doesn't matter that it's all chemicals doing it, it still flips a switch. Also you can make good friends
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