/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

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anime

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>>75979399
fuck the teutons scum and fuck the perfidious anglos
also checked

>>75979448
>fuck the perfidious anglos
Thats literally a German saying though

mind boggling how anyone could have thought how the election could yield a greater majority when the issue that it was fought on was only previously decided on a margin of 3%

>>75979399
>a cock, a bitch and a majestic eagle
Well, not surprising in the least.

evening lads

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Where do I get a french gf?

>>75979547
>a cock, a bitch
Macron and May

wouldn't call Merkel majestic though

>>75979547
Eagles are so common as symbols they barely mean anything anymore

>>75979561
if you ever find out make sure to tell me

>>75979561
In France

>>75979399
>ywn live in the ultimate fug timeline where all three teamed up
>Britannia ruling the waves
>France ruling the lands
>and Germany supplying both with stuff

>instead you will always live in the trash timeline where we just hate on each other and go to war every now and then

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>>75979561
French Guiana

>>75979601
Merkel is the leader of the free world, you renegade swine!
>>75979631
They still can kill cocks and feast on their flesh.

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>>75979561
desperate for a marion gf

>>75979653
Don't worry, that'll happen when the global warming mass migrations kick in

>>75979631
But our eagle has laser eye beams

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English bulldogs would be top bro if they weren't such sickly inbreds, and it's hard to find mixes that have strong enough genes to fix the crappy nose and legs somewhat and don't look absolutely silly.

You must speak the three languages to post in this thread

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The Great War
28 July 1914 - 11 Nov. 1918

16 million people killed
Europe's genetic pool altered
Psychological trauma for Western civilisation
The end of the Austro-Hungarian Empire
The end of the German Empire and the crippling of Germany
The end of the Ottoman Empire
The end of the Russian Empire and the Tsarist autocracy
The birth of the first Communist state
The decimation of Britain's aristocracy
The start of Britain's decline
The seeds sown for World War II
The burying of the 19th Century
The creation of the 20th Century

R.I.P the Glorious Dead

>>75979561
In french riviera

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>>75979729
This mix on the other hand doesn't work AT ALL.

>>75979701
>>75979547
Nice d&c there mister cuck.

I hope you are just a butthurt muslim. Would make it less pathetic.

>>75979735
4 Language Masterrace /here/

>>75979735
Tips for learning french?

>>75979837
Don't

>>75979837
Tu's auf die deutsche Weise, hock dich hin und lern.

>>75979712
God fuck I want to see that happen

>>75979837
why are you asking that to someone who was born in it

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>>75979729
>if they weren't such sickly inbreds, and it's hard to find mixes that have strong enough genes to fix the crappy nose and legs somewhat and don't look absolutely silly.

our dogs must match our people

>>75979735
I speak German and English and have a Latinum, does that count? I'm also hoping to learn French sometime because it's so qt.

>>75979837
French learns you

>>75979837
Start with some basic shit, like the grammar and stuff
Expand by consuming French media
I'm sure the wiki in the /int/ sticky will help you

Compared to German, French has a simpler grammar, but a lot of exceptions. It's also more beautiful.

>>75979907
Never a wrong time for cheeky kebabs with the drunk lads though.

Lasses not allowed.

>>75979729
English bulldogs are cute tho.
They have this innocent retarded image that makes them so adorable.

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r8 my meme

>>75979907
Your women are so fugly, it starts becoming not fun anymore. I feel sorry.

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>>75979943
It's also the language where five things are spelled differently and pronounced identically, and where native speakers refuse to speak to you if you don't speak it perfectly from the beginning.

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HENRY DE LESQUEN MUST WIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dmGSIzvvHc

>>75979985
How can we make the brits mighty again?

What's up with the attendance in the french election? Is ist a big deal half of the voters didn't vote?

>>75980028
I don't know where this meme comes from, I have never witnessed it myself

>>75980012
it's often joked that British food, British weather and British women are the reasons that helped the British go out to the seas and create an Empire so far-reaching and successful

>>75979653
It would be my dream to see, France and Germany are the two highest civilisations in my eyes, but honestly, it will never happen, the history of relations between the UK and Germany that had no real cause for enmity bar a deep fear are testament to that.
The tragic part is that without a triple pact, the strength between us has been bled out to the Americas and to an extent the Far East instead

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>>75979969
I don't mind retarded dogs, but I do mind health problems. Wouldn't feel right purposely getting a dog breed with considerable health problems when there are healthy breeds to pick from, for example from Wales where only the people are inbred, not the dogs.

>>75979399

Why is France's official mascot a fucking chicken?

>>75980095
Two elections in a row, each one with two rounds. It means going to the voting poll 4 times.
People are lazy as fuck.

Also, most of our sheeple have accepted Macron as our new Overlord, and don't give enough of a fuck to go voting

>>75980177
It's not a chicken, it's a cock

>>75980103
Have you ever had Haggis? I'm very curious of how it tastes.

>>75980095
it should be but since the party in power controls the media it isn't

>>75980183
That would be FN's moment to shine, right?

>>75979985
Saved / 10

>>75980177
Because the coq is a badass animal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS_1qbLLbSc

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“Je n'accepte pas le mal. L'homme est parfait. L'âme ne tombe pas. Le progrès existe. Le bien est irréductible. Les antéchrists, les anges accusateurs, les peines éternelles, les religions sont le produit du doute.”

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>>75980177
Coqs are fucking velociraptors

Post something and i will vocaroo it.

>>75980303
Coque wakes me up at 4 in the morning when I'm in my usual pension for school weeks. If I ever have chickens I will deliberately keep their count at five or lower so they don't require an obnoxious cock.

>>75980113
Germany is not empire material but more of a great supporter. Like a giant company.
Unfortunately that company tries it's best to be FAR more than just a supporter.

>>75980101
It comes from anglos who learn phrasebook tier Foreign languages and think they're hot shit. Non Anglos usually have to learn at least English well so they can gauge where they are at.

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>>75980217
>>75980303
>>75980375

nice cope

>>75980386
"Aujourd'hui, j'ai décidé d'arrêter de tenter de ruiner l'Europe"

>>75979735
Ja mon freund I spiche les 3 langues

>>75980406
>Germany is not empire material
Shamefur dispray. The Reich was great and you suck.

>>75980386
Squirrel

Seriously Herman av the best sa usage ?

>>75980442
>degenerate genetic dustbin thinks he's hot shit with his useless pathetic bird

Has anybody here ever got an interrail pass? Was wondering how possible it would be to get away with not marking the days travelled unless I see an inspector

>>75980465
Zair goute

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Egypt, Greece and Rome were the high civilisations of the classical world.
Britain, France and Germany were the high civilisations of the enlightenment.
what civilisations will arise to bring forth prosperity in the near future?
it honestly feels like all of the West is in decline.

>>75980406
Frankly I believe it could definitely be, it just lacks crucial sea access and ruling over Europe is ridiculously hard.
But it has the will to.

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>>75979399
>>75979729
British dogs breeds

1. Border collie
2. English springer spaniel
3. Golden retriever
4. Welsh sheepdog
5. Shetland sheepdog
6. Beagle
7. Old English sheepdog
8. Field spaniel
9. Corgi
10. Scottish terrier
....
223. British bulldog (not even our best bulldog breed)

>>75980453
Désolé, mais mein Mikro has quelques Probleme.

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What would've happened if he'd seized power?

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>>75980442
>his national animal looks retarded head-on
Laughing golden eagles.

>>75980688
Bread for everybody

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>>75980655
>No Lakeland

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>>75980442
FOY

>>75980589
India, China and USA

>>75980688
german genocide

>>75980453
>>75980664
Just kidding, here it is:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F96Wzx6wDZ

>>75980780
heh just banter r-right?

>>75980655
>No staf
common its the perfect mix of playfulness and meanness

>>75980833
About as much as Shoah :^)

>>75980826
KEK
It sounds exactly like the Germans in La Grande Vadrouille

Got anything you want me to say?

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>>75980655
>tfw no merle sheltie

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>>75980864
English bull terrier >>>> Staffordshire bull terrier

>>75980898
Der Mensch irrt, solange er strebt.

>>75980868
:^(

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lewd

>>75980941
those little dick face fuckers are shit mate

Seriously German av the best sausage ?

>>75981122
RUDE

>>75980951
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00LC41i0Rrj
That was hard to say, especially "strebt". I had to try several times

>>75981238
The first part almost sounds perfectly German. Your pronounciation of the "e" gets me errytime tho.

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ours is the fury

>>75981311
What "e"? There are several ones

>>75981390
solange

>>75981396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IdUQCc5cJ6
Here is another try. Apologies for my shitty mic

>>75981323
needs more brian blessed

>>75981544
Eh, the first attempt was better 2bh. The second syllable is short.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11oth6kh3am
But yeah, anything else you got for me? This is kinda fun.

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>both pioneered science
>both pioneered great inventions like the steam train
>both pioneered industrialism
>both created great beers and dog breeds
>both are a bit ugly
I guess Saxons and Anglosaxons aren't so different after all.

>>75979985
8/10 baguettes

Saved

>>75981669
Le travail éloigne de nous trois grand mots : l'ennui, le vice et le besoin
Il faut cultiver son jardin

>>75980826
your accent makes me feel funny in my tummy

>>75981782
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k9iDoQQ5WX
>>75981788
Ja, heil!

>>75981905
Pas mal.

I mean "not bad" :^)

>>75981905
>Il faut kultiver zon jardin
I'm fucking dead over the accent. The pronouciation is good though

Anyway, your turn

>>75981982
same lost it at "zon" jardin

>>75981982
I 'm kinda torn between suppressing my accent and not giving a shit about it. I don't feel ashamed for my Germanness.

Klitzekleine Katzen kotzen klitzekleine Kotze.

>>75982068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ksu1n0LiUy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QrMf1s21TS
This was hard
The second link took me 10 attempt

>>75982253
Très bien. It's a tonguetwister, so yeah it ought to be hard.

>>75982350
Repeat "L'abeille coule" ten times. It means "the bee sinks"

>>75982467
Are you trying to bamboozle me?

>>75982580
Nein, das ist nur ein Spiel

>>75982651
Da schaust her:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DvfxeehdTm

>>75982467
Here, though I can't see the difficulty. I still suspect the words intertwirl and it gets a new sense.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yBUsgRUZQH

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>>75980773

>>75982784
You suspected right, I invite you to search the meaning of "la belle couille"
I'm waiting for your challenge

>>75982891
Something like, "schöner Schlamassel"?

Die andern Weltteile haben Affen; Europa hat Franzosen. Das gleicht sich aus.
t. Arthur Schopenhauer

>>75983106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FbF3OdIAjQ
"Couille" means "testicle"

>>75983402
lel
I wish you were a beautiful french grill and would whisper Hitler speeches into my ear.

>>75983495
I could be a twink with a lot of effort, but that's the limit

>>75982816
Maybe Poland too

>>75983106
>Die andern Weltteile haben Affen; Europa hat Franzosen. Das gleicht sich aus.

What does it mean?

>>75984226
You get an approximately correct translation by pasting it into google translation
Are you even trying anon?

>>75984226
Pierre, s'il te plaît. Au moins, ESSAIE d'entendre des langues étrangères et n'est pas un fucking stéréotype.

« Je veux imaginer sous quels traits nouveaux le despotisme pourrait se produire dans le monde: je vois une foule innombrable d'hommes semblables et égaux qui tournent sans repos sur eux-mêmes pour se procurer de petits et vulgaires plaisirs, dont ils emplissent leur âme. Chacun d'eux, retiré à l'écart, est comme étranger à la destinée de tous les autres: ses enfants et ses amis particuliers forment pour lui toute l'espèce humaine; quant au demeurant de ses concitoyens, il est à côté d'eux, mais il ne les voit pas; il les touche et ne les sent point; il n'existe qu'en lui-même et pour lui seul, et s'il lui reste encore une famille, on peut dire du moins qu'il n'a plus de patrie. »

>>75984453
heh?
>>75984226
Pour une fois que je peux demander directement à un anon

>>75984453
Pierre, s'il te plaît. Au moins, ESSAIE de comprendre les langues étrangères et ne soit pas un fucking stéréotype.

>>75984520
t. double digits IQ

>>75979985
alri bender

>>75984606
sois pas rude

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XswKmSKZAI

N.E.E.D a british gf

>>75986292
Unwise, anon.

aim for german gfs because those are the girls who most need saving from the roaches

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>>75986292
>Tunnel under the Channel
We need more cooperation like this.
The Concorde was glorious as well,even with its short life.

>>75979399
One of you take me back. Canada was a mistake.

Who /sleepinginbroaddaylight/ here?

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>>75987143
You can return if you're not a Québecois.
Tired of these guys

Will Merkon create the USE?

>>75988643
At this point might as well go with it.
Fucking hell.