/brit/

kurva anyátok

limey limey limey come here boy

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*enters thread*

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kurva anime

menj innen

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YOUR BROTHER'S SHAT IS MINE

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It is time, for the Way of the Warrior

>>75978147
Bad gimmique

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Huh?

feeling very gay today
(gay means happy)

'Limey' is a tremendous slur.

black people are based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k

never had a job
dunno how to get one
scared to get one

>>75978214
What's a better one? I'm really trying to hit these Brits where it hurts.

hate it when your pooing and someone else comes in the toilet so you have to pause and hold the poo so they don't hear you
then that sigh of relief when they turn the hand dryer on and it's safe to let the poo out

pooing at work is a very delicate process

>new before bumplimit

Mr Janny, delete this thread!

>>75978194
kids show kino

>>75978147
Had a really good new lined up, shame you went and posted yours early

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>>75978147
A recurring gimmick perhaps?

>>75978214
It doesn't really make sense anyway, though. We ate a lot of limes to prevent scurvy, it's basically insulting us for being health conscious.

Dislike UBER more than any other company

>>75978236
that's not how it works you fat greasy sensitive yank
words cannot hurt us

>>75978236
really dont like to be called big dick rick

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*stares at you*

>>75978288
HATE Apple with a fucking passion, pure scum

>tfw FBI came to my home and confiscated my bitcoin mining equipment

>>75978182
sounds like a case of the ol' tism mate

>>75978289
>words cannot hurt us

don't cry bud, it's just banter

>>75978236
just talk about yourself and america a lot, thats usually annoying

>>75978236
Make fun of their teeth dude bro

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One two three four five six seven
All good children go to heaven

dwi'n cael wanc hogiau dwi'n wneud pw
dwi'n wneud meddwl caled dda amdan ti
pan fysai'n gorffen pwio fysai'n mynd i bod yn wneud
pw arall oherwydd ddwi'n hoffi pwio i bod yn onest
cael wanc ar hyn o bryd, pan dwi'n wneud pw
cael meddwl amdan ti pan dwi'n wneud pw
dwi'n eisio wneud pw
cael wanc o ia dwi'n cael wanc
cael wanc pan dwi'n wneud pw
mind i meddwl amdan ti pan dwi'n wancio a pwio
dwi'n mynd i mwynhau yr wanc hyn
pwio, wneud pw, cael meddwl mawr
wancio, pwio, meddwl amdan ti
mae'n wanc a mae'n pw

>>75978316
>says the bloke talking to himself

>>75978335
alright good idea

>>75978343
ugly teeth

Funny how I can vividly remember the fappening but not gamergate

>>75978243
The absolute zenith of post quality

>>75978380
gamergate was only a thing for gamers
fappening was much bigger since normalfags cared

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BVKOZr5lJuz/?taken-by=jacob_rees_mogg

https://www.pollstation.uk/who_should_be_the_next_conservative_party_leader

Can we meme are mogg into PM? He's at 51% in this poll

>>75978360
Big fat smelly nigger,
stares down the barrel as I pull the trigger

>walk past a group of people
>forget how to walk

doing a mental illness

remember pokemon go lads?

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Is Anime Halal?

got called a heavy dumbbell at the gym

>Walk past a group of people
>Subconsciously begin Virgin sauntering

>>75978468
I asked a saudi arabian guy and he said it is. But porn is illegal.

Keep sweating like fuck in my sleep and feel really confused and anxious upon waking. What's going on haha

any yanks in here

>>75978511
aids m8

>>75978421
i really like mogg but being PM would ruin him

communism: the radical idea of rewarding the lazy

>Surgeons save constipated man's life by removing 13kg of faeces

www.asiaone.com/health/surgeons-save-constipated-mans-life-removing-13kg-faeces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Vv8D7Og0o

americans are fucking thick

>>75978562
In a capitalist democratic system the lazy get rewarded with bennies. In a socialist system everyone gets put to work. The concept of throwing academics in with proles never happened under communism. Those who were educated and intelligent still got to succeed in whatever state appointed line of work they were granted.

>>75978511
anxiety m80, chill the fuck out

>>75978511
i had that once, found out i was gay the next day

>>75978614
stupid fucking nigger

>>75978562
counter point: welfare system

>>75978511
Arse cancer I think

>>75978614
Richard Spencer mentioned

>>75978614
>secret service plant fiercely debates wog over a myth that has already been debunked

Hmm... don't think I'll be watching this. Thanks for the recommendation though haha

anyone else here dumb

>>75978585
>needed surgery to remove it

What a runt, just drink a few cups of strong coffee and go for a jog aha

>>75978614
>"egyptians were black"
okay, that's dumb-
>"egyptians were white"
um

>>75978614
>spencer: Humans don't come from africa!
>black fella: Egyptians were black!

America was a mistake

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>>75978670

>>75978705
>>spencer: Humans don't come from africa!
where does he say this?

>>75978625
>everyone gets put to work
yeah and you print money/redistribute it to pay people for pointless jobs generated by the state
it's the equivalent of breaking a window and saying that a tradesman get's business because of it when obviously the money would have been spent on something the person paying for window repairs would have actually desired

>>75978739
nevermind lad I watched the rest of the video and he fessed up to it. Still think he doesn't believes it though the way he phrased it

watching harry's garage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7FjL2jfxDs

>>75978627
How? Think my anxiety has gotten a lot better because it stopped effecting me during the day, but now its manifesting at night when I'm sleeping, ffs

gonna cry

>>75978705
>Humans don't come from africa!
they actually didn't
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/

>>75978763
Production doesn't just stagnate like that. That's just stupid. Infrastructure must be built, agriculture must be sustained, etc

>>75978421
I really hope we can, feel like this could be the moment /brit/ has been waiting for. A moment to truly cement ourselves in the world stage of international memery

>>75978676
Thought I was really dumb but it turned out the old 'ain was hampered by severe 'ssion since 2007. You alright lad?

did a poste
>>>/pol/129590252

>>75978848
well i have been on meds for 'ssion for a year, and probably have been depressed for about 2.5 years now

WHY ARE JEWS SO POWERFUL

>>75978927
lies, trickery and manipulation of the media

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Finished reading a book and went on the internet to find something about it and accidentally read spoiler to part 2.
not happy desu

>>75978927
rorkes are actually the most powerful race on the earth

>>75978147
Cigány kurva anyád

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cute anime girls are literally my only reason to live lads haha how about that haha put that in your pipe and smoke it haha xxx

>>75978927
they're unironically the masterrace

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>>75978927
brain >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brawn

Being depressed since the age of 7

>>75978927
they were struck down but came back more powerful than we could possibly have imagined

>>75978927
Gods chosen

>>75978976
get on my level

>>75978976
>not being depressed your entire life
FONT

>>75978976
not a sentence m8

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you will NEVER live in a small colony of 100-300 men industriously carving out a new life for themselves with busy but fufilling work on a faraway continent during the late Medeival period

you will NEVER retire to the small local tavern after a hard day's mining or farming to chat with your brethren, all of whom you know by name

you will NEVER relax and sing joyful hymns and chants with your brothers to bring everyone together

you will NEVER eagerly stay up at night waiting for the yearly caravan from the motherland to arrive and bring toys, trinkets, and news from back home

you will NEVER live inside a dwarf fortress game

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>>75978963
tsukasa is a good girl

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>>75978927

>>75978883
SSRIs are fucking abysmal, and a cop-out treatment for doctors who can't be bothered (or don't have resources) to offer actual therapy. Look into the meme that is mindfulness and find other ways to raise your seretonin levels and raise your self-esteem, like concentrating on a hobby and improving at something.

Fucking hate meds. They make you content with your shit life

is costa rica a shit hole?

>>75979059
can't think of a hot country that isn't

>>75979059
yes. it isn't even half as rich as our poorest state

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>>75979021
you will never sit in a room as the fort supervisor commands some peasant to continually pull a lever activating wooden spikes in the floor until you become a dwarven god who is able to effortlessly dodge bolts and smash entire legions of goblins single handedly

>>75979042
>>75979042
>hobby
FONT

>>75978708
>a man with gyno thinking he's genetically superior to anyone

>>75979098
dont mean in terms of poverty, i mean in terms of murder etc

>>75979042
i took SSRIs at the same time as getting therapy from the NHS and without them i would probably be dead

they totally nuke all emotions, so that i wasnt happy OR sad, but they did stop the immediate suicidal impulses and allowed me to stay alive long enough for the therapy to work

not everything can be fixed with le magic of positive thinking meme

>>75979121
yes

>>75979098
uk isn't even that lol

Had a three hour lecture on 'person-centered care' in't hospital and still don't understand what it means. Makes you wonder what alchemy goes in these management meetings where they can create buzzwords that are complex enough to create several lectures on, but are still somehow so utterly meaningless enough to completely forget about

>>75979134
oh that's a shame desu, it's one of the most eco-friendly and happiest nations on earth
seem like good lads, hope they sort out the old 'caine problem

>>75978201
Good post

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on the train

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>>75979183

>>75979119
those are toned pectorals, skinnyfag

doing some job career tests
not liking any of the answers

>>75979186
>happiest nations
memes. denmark is consistently ranked the "happiest nation" yet they are the top consumers of antidepressants per capita

>>75979222
they're REALLY not, yank

>>75979243
>they are the top consumers of antidepressants per capita
I'm pretty sure that would be us here in Northern Ireland

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Wow

>>75979124
Good point actually. Was entertaining very serious ideas about the ol' 'cide before going to the GP out of desperation and getting drugs strong enough to numb the pain completely. Wasn't offered any therapy though, just progressively stronger drugs, the useless cunts

>>75979243
still the eco friendliness thing is cool, they're a million times better in that regard than other south american runt nations

wish the mods would go back to banning generals

like mixing with other cultures desu

what ssris are you lads on? lexapro (Escitalopram) here

>>75979301
jude

>>75979214
hello nigger

nobody leaves till half past three

>>75979264
>MD is less dangerous than cannabis

what the fuck

will be swallowing pills regularly now

>>75979264
really made me think

How you lads reckon you'd fare in some third world gangland prison? Reckon I'd do pretty well myself, carve out a nice hardman rep for myself

How do I into Deano

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Business idea

>>75979318
sertraline

>>75979264
ones on this list that should be legal:
nicotine
lsd
steroids

>>75979264
would like to see the article tbqh

cat saw me wank into the bin

>>75979318
Was on citalopram before stopping cold turkey a year ago

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>>75979222

>>75979318
got prescribed sertraline but i dont take it

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>>75979376

>>75979399
>>75979399
>>75979399

thread for brits, krauts and frogs

>>75978818
things are producing according to prices and demand, not at the arbitrary times that central planners decide

RUN AWAY TURN AWAY RUN AWAY TURN AWAY RUN AWAY TURN AWAY

>Anti-Muslim marches held in several US cities

you could learn from us

Recently found out a person living near me is a drug dealer.

Never done drugs apart from the odd joint when I was younger but I quite fancy getting into it as I'm not planning on being around for much longer so some interesting experiences might be enjoyable. I know they sell mostly cocaine and LSD but do pretty much everything and are quite friendly.

How do I go about buying without being ripped off or coming across as an idiot? And what would be a good amount/price to start with?

>>75979439
Start off with 10g amber leaf

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>>75978614

>>75979439
Report him to the police

nominating kurva anyátok as the gimmick of the year
bit early but I'm an expert gimmick valuer and I can tell this one has legs

>>75979272
Why not just take shrooms or E, they will both help more than pharmacuticals I imagine. Shrooms will completely broaden your mindset and I doubt you have ever experienced happiness like ecstasy. If I was suicidal I would completely indulge in drugs.

>>75979475
Don't know what that is

>>75979490
It's a woman

The dark lord Spaniard, dsl is becoming more and more tim like in his videos

https://youtu.be/y09AEi2ENYU

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help I told somebody that the dup are white muslims and he asked me to back up my statement but I cant

>>75979439
Report him to the police and improve the life of others

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>>75979485

The
Bart
The

>>75979557
>trusting a government employee not to deliberately or accidentally divulge your name to the drug-dealer you just dobbed in

>>75979548
was literally just watching this. it piss it sick goin to the gym on my way to the gym

*pffrrrrrrrrt*

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>browsing /e/ and keep getting (You)'s for posts I didn't make
>assume the (You) machine is broken
>walk through living room and notice brother is sitting on couch on his laptop using the family wi-fi

I ALSO USE THE FAMILY WI-FI

>>75979624
not how it works
(you)s are based on javascript/cookies so you can't get (you)s for posts not made in your browser session

NEED a persian gf

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>>75979624

>>75979624
what's the difference between /e/ and /h/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_5uVdy5YmA
who 'members?

>>75979680
/e/ is less lewd

>>75979672
nerd

mummy got a builder round to fix some piping outside and since shes at work i had to let him in

hes very big and handsome and is only wearing a vest and trousers

i tried to seduce him but i didnt really know what i was doing and mostly just embarassed myself
it was fun trying though

>>75979672
wrong. it's based off ip. I can make a post on wifi from my phone then go on my computer and see (you)s

>>75979624
call your little brother a nonce

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>>75979624
fake news

>>75979715
bit gay

>>75979716
fake news
just tried that, it doesnt happen

NEW AGE FUN with a VINTAGE FEEL

>>75979680
/e/ is for closet nonces
not sure the point really

>>75979716
wrong

>>75979706
being smart isn't the same as being a nerd

>>75979715
hello monica

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>>75979439
tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

>>75979715
gay twat
builders are bent little puffs like you and your mates

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Careful now, anyone who speaks sense and doesn't just herald Jesus Corbyn as the magical ingredient to success tends not to last very long around these parts. /s
We brew up so many long term problems by being incapable of thinking more than a few years in the future.
This is exactly, EXACTLY the problem with this country right now. All people talk about, all people think about, is the here and the now. People think about their own current fortunes, rather than the collective fortunes we could have if we work towards a better future, together.
Slashing tuition fees might get an 18 year old into university without the big debt right now, but if we actually provided more vocational training in real world jobs, they could spend 4 years doing something, getting paid, and being useful at the end.
Software engineering, for example. University won't give you a chance at entering this world anywhere above bottom level if you learn everything you know from the course. You'd do much better to get a junior position at 16/17 and learn from experienced folks, rather than spending money on a degree.
University used to be for scholars, now it's just an extension of formal education, and it's giving us a generation of educated but unskilled workers.

>>75979694
miss 2008-2012

>>75979755
>>75979792
im trying it
reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonighy

>>75979575
>>75979485
Love this meme

>>75979715
dont do that, bet you made the lad feel uncomfortable. Leave workers to their jobs and make them a cuppa or something, don't try to fuck them you mong

>75979854
>your mother dies in her sleep tonighy
haven't seen her in years so don't really care

>>75979819
My OC pasta and you FUCKED it up

Not pleased, see me after class

>>75979819
how did you find out who the drug dealers were

>>75979854
(you) for science

>>75979510
Already did LSD and MDMA and I think both have therapeutic value to a point. MDMA really helped with social anxiety, because it drags you out of your shell and helps you realise that you can actually thrive amongst other human beings with the right mindset - albeit one that is chemically induced, but which is necessary when you're so introverted that you couldn't realistically have done it without. LSD (and mushrooms as well I suspect) just force you to analyse yourself, strip down the illusions you have and to see things with a completely ego-free eye which can be very painful if there are many uncomfortable truths you've been ignoring for several years. Pharmaceuticals have the opposite effect - like throwing an opaque sheet over your troubled mind.

Neither should really be done recreationally though imo. They are dangerous; acid has put people in psychiatric wards, and mdma has caused a lot of casualties also

>>75979548
it revolting
it insulting

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Love sweeties.
HATE sweety xxx
simple as.

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*blocks your path*

why does he wear the mask

>>75979874
Fuck off, I invented that gimmick check the archive 6 months ago

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>>75979908

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzoEms2veSs

remember this tune lads?

proper good one this one was

>>75979865
he was just tightening some piping and sweeping the ground - very dull work

i think he probably preferred being able to chat while he did it, and even if he was uncomfortable that will wear off quickly whereas the selfconfidence boost of being hit on will last for much longer

my conscience is clear

this drug talk is getting me wanting to try some

can you buy it on the deepweb still?

>>75979715
Well, one day I'm sure a big handsome builder will fuck your cute perky arse

>>75979946
garbage

The chase x

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>Already did LSD and MDMA and I think both have therapeutic value to a point. MDMA really helped with social anxiety, because it drags you out of your shell and helps you realise that you can actually thrive amongst other human beings with the right mindset - albeit one that is chemically induced, but which is necessary when you're so introverted that you couldn't realistically have done it without. LSD (and mushrooms as well I suspect) just force you to analyse yourself, strip down the illusions you have and to see things with a completely ego-free eye which can be very painful if there are many uncomfortable truths you've been ignoring for several years. Pharmaceuticals have the opposite effect - like throwing an opaque sheet over your troubled mind.

1000mg (!!!) of 'cetamol tucked right up the jacksie lads
absolutely buzzing

>>75979883
see >>75979264
Obviously just like anything if its abused it becomes dangerous and lsd is no joke but as long as you are responsible and moderate when using its perfectly fine

>>75980002
tbf there have been literal medical studies that say much the same thing about the therapeutic value of both drugs

>>75979999
thanks for reminding me anon

wish I had a gf

>>75980002
Inspired post

6 pills of ground up 'cetamol snorted and 2 250ml bottles of calpol straight down the eye socket

see you lads on the other side

Haven't showered in 3 days lads

have shagged about 2000 blokes when I was at uni
got pregnant 12 times
aborted all of them

I hope there's no irishmen here, they'd get quite angry at that

>>75980083
me too
my bf doesnt seem to mind though and i have a buzzed head so idgaf

the 'showering every day' meme is only for exceptionally disgusting people, i get by just fine on 1-2 showers a week

Ate 20 frankfurters today

Pissing out my arse as I type

powdered ibuprofen up the snout, coffee enema up the exhaust pipe
ready to get wired haha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGzXwZG3MmM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>75980133
london

>>75980163
hello iceland
why have you decided to visit our humble thread on this warm Monday eve?

Bottle of tixylix right up the shitter x

>>75980180
i have a bf, creep

how to make a kiwi question his entire existence: tell him rugby doesn't actually matter

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grabbing a quick bite to eat

>>75980133
m-must be nice having a bf :'^(

>>75980252
my cat stealing the baby runts

>>75979960
alri gchq

>>75980291
have you never had one before?

>>75980252
the weak should fear the strong

>>75980291
It's a bit gay desu

mental to think there are girls here reading our shitposts and joining in with the lad banter

>>75980344
no, I really want one

Why do Aussies hate being related to us so much?

>>75980403
Sheffield?

>>75980427
probably bitter about being the ones that got shipped off to a desert shitehole

shagging the best m8s missus up the shitter tonight

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>>75979264
my ancestor :)

>>75980403
yeah they are fun
are you out of the closet? thats an important step that will make it much easier to find one

>>75980403
please be in Porthmadog

letting the virgin mate shag the missus tonight, got a secret cam recording ready to upload to ladbible aha

>>75980443
no :(
>>75980499
nope
>>75980493
I am actually. Just don't go out anywhere and I haven't really got any mates.

>>75979264
bullshit Ecstasy is that safe
i thought that makes you have a seizure and die or something?

>>75980516
CLASSIC piece of banter mate

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goga gola

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kurva anyátok

>>75980544
>i thought that makes you have a seizure and die or something?
no

the only real issues with ecstasy are that you can drown yourself by drinking too much water and any shit that's been put in the pill to cut it

>>75980551
whos this slag

what drug is the best for getting lots of energy but not coming off as on drugs

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I love bears me. They're like people.

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any anime man in

>>75980542
idea/plan for you:

Find some gay people you know of (even if you aren't actually friends), and approach them.

Explain that you're very new to the whole being gay thing, youre not really sure what to do, and ask if maybe one of them could take you out to a gay bar sometime because youre too anxious to go alone/you think it would be weird to go alone.

Ecstasy is probably the best drug on earth

Literally levels of happiness you've never felt before

>>75980596
amber leaf

>>75980596
coffee up the jacksie

How many people here unironically have phimosis?
+1 from me

>>75980596
caffeine

>>75980596
kurva anyátok

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loving all these anime posts

>>75978147
Why did you drop back to two?

>>75980624
нeт
I got the old 'cision done

>>75980624
used to as a child but stretched it

>>75980615
I'll try that, thanks x

>>75980662
FOJ

Feeling VERY uneasy about the fact that there may be ACTUAL gayboys in this thread

>>75980624
used to have it
when i was 14 used to try stretching it just to see if i could
had a horrible dream that i stretched it and my foreskin fell off and crawled away like a maggot that was so intense i thought it was real when i woke up and i still remember it to this day
but then after a few weeks of continued stretching managed to fix it and am now A-okay

Druggies out

>>75980620
>>75980621
>>75980634
>>75980638
not the serious answers i was looking for

going to bounce your heads off the wall

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>>75980693
kurva anyátok

>FOJ
what did he mean by this?

>>75980682
i can help you relax sweetie x

>>75980705
look at his face haha

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love this pic

>>75980624
Nah, it covers most of my cock head when I'm flaccid but when I'm hard it retracts completely and can only barely cover half of my juicy succulent cock head when I pull the foreskin

>>75980624
I've got it but the foreskin can easily be pulled back when flaccid and can be pulled back when hard (with a little pain) doesn't retract naturally though. Don't know if I should just leave it as I really don't want to be cut

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>>75980746

>>75980746
he doesnt like being et haha

whenever i see a picture of a cat i get an strong urge to stomp on its little head

>>75980619
>Synapses have unrestricted access to massive amounts of seretonin being released.
>Literally levels of happiness you've never felt before

Hmm, funny that.

is welsh folk music the best thing to listen to while playing Dwarf Fortress?

I think so

>>75980746
I feel the same way when I see scrawny little runts like you scrabbling and crawling around on the floor, squealing and shitting everywhere.

>>75980815
no, next question

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>is welsh folk music the best thing to listen to while playing Dwarf Fortress?
>I think so

>>75980824
Fucks sake, meant to send that to >>75980798
Going to fucking disembowel myself now

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Ah yes, Germany.

Why does valium now make me suicidally depressed?

kurva....

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That feeling when you sick in bed but you find out you aced an essay you thought you'd failed. I have now have a will to live.

>>75980876
Same way vellum takes forever to dry

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Dacw 'nghariad i lawr yn y berllan,
Tw rym di ro rym di radl didl dal
O na bawn i yno fy hunan,
Tw rym di ro rym di radl didl dal
Dacw'r tŷ, a dacw'r 'sgubor;
Dacw ddrws y beudy'n agor.
Ffaldi radl didl dal, ffaldi radl didl dal,
Tw rym di ro rym di radl didl dal.

Dacw’r dderwen wych ganghennog,
Tw rym di ro rym di radl didl dal
Golwg arni sydd dra serchog.
Tw rym di ro rym di radl didl dal
Mi arhosaf yn ei chysgod
Nes daw 'nghariad i 'ngyfarfod.
Ffaldi radl didl dal, ffaldi radl didl dal,
Tw rym di ro rym di radl didl dal.

Dacw'r delyn, dacw'r tannau;
Tw rym di ro rym di radl didl dal
Beth wyf gwell, heb neb i'w chwarae?
Tw rym di ro rym di radl didl dal
Dacw'r feinwen hoenus fanwl;
Beth wyf well heb gael ei meddwl?
Ffaldi radl didl dal, ffaldi radl didl dal,
Tw rym di ro rym di radl didl dal

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miss the cat
love the little runt

>>75980880
brag to your friends clever clogs

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>>75980746
yeah love this pic me, forget the caption the look on his face is priceless

>>75980691
looks very weird

>>75980921
looks suspiciously like Jeremy Corbyns cat

>>75980928
>implying he has friends

but even if he does you can't brag to friends about exam results unless they take a different subject - you'll come off as a tosser

>>75979575
>english
>white

lol good one rashid

why does it feel like there are so many more gay cunts nowadays

friends on same course hate me cos i always do better than them, umm sweetie if you want to do well you dont start writing the dissertation 4 days before the deadline x

>>75980955
doesn't really tho

...anyátok

>>75980979
Because of the homosexual media turning people gay

>>75980872
rasheed btfo

>>75981011
SOLID theory lad

>>75980979
there's always been the same amount of gay people, it's just that being gay is a bit more acceptable these days so people are more open about it
(rather than previous generations who'd hide it or outright deny it and act very homophobic)

>>75980979
more liberalised attitudes mean people dont have to pretend to be straight anymore

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british """"""""""journalism""""""""""

confession: i'm beginning to like reddit

there. i said it. Still going to use reddit as a derogatory adjective, though.

>>75981035
liquid hypothesis buddy

>>75981041
Cats are obviously Labour voters. They literally live off of handouts and give nothing in return.

>>75981119
autism

>>75981140
my cat gives hugs in return for the food and shelter

used to love tight pussy and big tits now the homosexual media has made me an absolute cock slut, literally can't get enough, the more cum I swallow the more I want
thanks jews

>>75981119
For what reason?

>>75981156
>>75981156

>>75981140
They're really the true leisure class of society.

>>75981175
you fucked it up

>>75981175
>no /brit/ in the title

fuck off

>>75981164
FONT

>>75981169
banter
coppers at police station kept stealing each others' milk

>>75981175
FUCKED it

>>75981175
What thread is that? Doesn't look like /brit/ to me waheyyyy

Anon's had a mare!!!!!

>>75981175
brainlet

>>75981043
reddit is good as a place to find links to interesting material

reddit-made material (comments, """"OC"""" memes, political opinions) are absolute dogshite

>>75981175
nah

>>75981162
Your cat does not give hugs, it mooches your body heat until it no longer wants it and leaves

this is why you should have the edition in the subject field, so you don't forget /brit/

>>75981240
use reddit to get 3d porn because 4chan is absolutely shocking when it comes to non-anime girls

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Mouser_to_the_Cabinet_Office

>>75981278
why would you want non anime girls

>>75981175
>the virgin post

>>75981310
see >>75981313

Someone who isn't retarded make a new thread

someone post a non-virgin thread

new
>>75981287
>>75981287
>>75981287

HELP
NEED A NEW AND FAST

cloudflare has shit the bed in london and wont let me make a nonvirgin thread

reee

>>75981415
autism