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kurva anyátok
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>why yes i break the apple chain
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barbs
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you arrive in southampton
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A genetic fusion of the two most advanced races on earth: The Anglo-Irish übermensch
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kurva anyátok
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30 posts early
janny shall be hearing of this
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need a qt gf to cuddle
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gonna cry to my mum when she gets home
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>>75975761
>>75975793
shant be using this thread
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ripping some absolute belters today lads
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need a poo
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wish my bender of a son would stop crying in front of me
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>>75975845
>>75975848
same x
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>>75975775
>a shitskin with a pitbull
>a fat lady
>a group of niggers
wtf, I hate Southamton now
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My ma had me at like 36
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>>75975861
not gay
just a depressed neet
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Bacon and mayonnaise wrap

Peng or not?
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gays shouldnt be allowed to adopt
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>>75975766
Gud post
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>>75975933
Munter
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>>75975933
coal burner 2bh
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Imagine a lad spunked up another lads arse and he became pregnant and then they took him in for scientific testing and spliced all his genes with every male in the United Kingdom and all the lads were having great big masculine orgies which resulted in a huge population boom for the UK and left women watching solemnly on the sideline

Imagine
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Seriously what do you guys even talk about in this thread?
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why is there a black man on love island but only white girls?
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>>75975944
>>75975965
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>>75975981
'ot 'uch 'e 'ust 'ave ' 'augh 'bh
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>>75975925
not against gays, but I agree with this
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>>75975993
third eye firmly shut
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>>75976010
really im sick of this fish faced coal incinerator being spammed here
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>>75975971
bit
gay
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>>75976029
Bit racist mate x
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>>75975993
for my entertainment pleasure
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>>75975925
Agree
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>>75976053
don't think so sweaty xx
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no, but seriously, what ethnicity WERE the ancient Egyptians?
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unironically looking at TEFL jobs
and guess what country comes up
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>>75976066
Egyptian
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>>75976066
egyptian
had greek pharaohs for ages though
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>>75976066
Same as they are today, big nosed Semitic peoples. They had various ruling dynasties stretching from Sudanese and Nubian families to Greek
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>>75976066
English
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>>75976066
Egyptian?
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>>75976066
they were close to modern day Armenians.
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>>75976077
Tower Hamlets
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>>75976078
>>75976085
>>75976096
modern day Egyptians are all Arabs though

there was a lot of invasions and ethnic cleansing from the various caliphates
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>>75976066
reckon they looked like modern yemenis
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>>75976066
gook
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>>75976131
Doesn't matter. Modern day Egyptian population is probably reminiscent of their past. Bedouins, Israelis, etc they all look the fucking same
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ilk is a good word.
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>>75976047
She'll grow on ya she always does
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>>75976066
this has been in the news recently:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/05/30/dna-from-ancient-egyptian-mummies-reveals-their-ancestry/?utm_term=.d532ef39122c

http://observer.com/2017/06/scientists-sequence-dna-ancient-egyptian-mummy-findings/
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thoughts on ching chongs for gf
yes or no
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zablon_Simintov

what a lonely life that must be
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>>75976066
Afro-semetic peoples from all shades
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>>75976186
Yea
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>>75976186
yes for gf
no for wife/mother of your kids
yes for nanny you get to shag
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>>75976186
categorical yes
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results and classifications won't be out til the 21st

why make us wait? they're all finalised as of friday
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>>75976178
isn't she shagging a black rapper?
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>>75976186
GOTTA
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>>75976182
>I don't know what is going on here, but this study appears to be totally bogus, DNA studies have already been done before of Pharoah mummies and they all came back positive for black African relation. All you have to do is look at the faces of Egyptian statues etc and you can clearly see they are of African type facial features, not Semitic. I don't lnow if the authors of this study are reputable or not, maybe they contaminated the samples with some of their own DNA

>Posted by a fat white man with a beard and glasses

Lmao
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cute
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>>75976066
>>75976107
this.

Anglos wuz kangz
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>>75976182
>Egyptian aristocracy being an indicator to the whole race
>Onwards from New Kingdom only
>not one mention of Egyptian conquest by the Persians
>""""Greek"""" conquests
Shant
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>>75976312
bit strange all the outrage over that casting but nobody bats an eye over a black Prince Lancelot or Queen Margaret of Anjou
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Not quite sure whether I want a partner, would rather something like a casual gf. Like a space between FWB and gf.

Is that a thing?
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>>75976291
ugly cow
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>Introduce Sheldon
>He's a shy boy, but generally not all that strange
>Has a small group of average friends, not too popular, but not losers either
>24 episodes of just them getting into hijinks and learning life lessons

>Season 1 finale
>Sheldon comes home from shooting off model rockets with his buddies
>Walks through the door
>His mom is laying in a puddle of blood, lifeless
>His father is standing above her
>Sheldon runs to her crying
>His dad shouts out to him
>"Hey Sheldon!"
>Through the tears he looks up
>"Ba...Zing...A"
>Blows his brains out in front of him
>The bullet ricochets off the wall and hits Sheldon in the head
>Three month coma
>Wakes up with brain damage and a phrase he repeats ad infinitum.

kino
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G
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Didn't get the job lads. Was even asked to call them back to get rejected.
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>>75976287
DEY WERE
>>75976328
>Egyptian aristocracy being an indicator to the whole race
KANGSZ
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>>75976345
At least she doesn't get steamrolled by africa ever night
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>>75976182
>“The other big surprise,” Krause said, “was we didn't find much sub-Saharan African ancestry.”
lmao
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>>75976355
wew I'm back after a lengthy ban

the mods heard my appeal hahaha
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listening to mind-numbing top 40 music
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>>75976359
pathetic weeb runt
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>>75976182
darkies btfo
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>>75976340
leftists and sjws are hypocritical racist idiots.
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>>75976386
still banned from /mu/
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>>75976345
Thanks but areolas are too small
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>>75976359
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in winchester by the alfred statue
come find me xx
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had to dial back the ol' shitposting lately
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>>75976345
nice pancake nips lmao
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>>75976442
i'm the old lady at the bus stop next to the church hmu
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>>75976377
>>75976409
If you like that you may also enjoy:
http://www.newsweek.com/first-hominin-europe-east-africa-human-evolution-613494

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/05/22/ape-that-lived-in-europe-7-million-years-ago-could-be-human-ancestor-controversial-study-suggests/?utm_term=.459427247497

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/
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>>75976386
Hey mods, I plead not guilty to 9 counts of shitposting and indecent exposure xD
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utterly caterwauling at the fact that a meme pushed by retarded black nationalists like pic related has actually been accepted as a possible theory by scientific experts despite having zero evidence apart from "EGYPT IS IN AFRIKA SO DEY MUST'VE BEEN BLACK"
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Doopin mental
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>>75976359
Keep trying m8
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>Wishing death on old people because they have a different opinion to you you

Stay classy Aisha.

Also I love how she calls herself "the worst Catholic." That's because she's not even a Catholic, she's LARPing as one for attention and because she thinks that being 1/8th Irish means she's oppressed.
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>>75976503
'bsolute 'tate of yanks
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i put jalapenos on all my sandwiches
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Don't see why it's so hard to get a simple answer. We're ancient Egyptians black or not?
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>>75976485
A lot of ruling dynasties of Egypt were believed to have been Nubian or Sudanese but this is for a small minority of its rule. As a general rule the population was never sub Saharan.
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>>75976481
objection m'lord *tips wig*
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>>75976528
hope these tweets come back to bite her on the arse when she grows up
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>>75976485
idiot
there were some blacks in ancient egypt, and a couple of black dynasties
egypt was very multicultural
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>>75976505
not him but the attitude of persistence needed is why i doubt i'll ever get a job
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>>75976528
would love to ravish her papist pusy
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>>75976478
hmm interesting, they recently found some shit in morocco as well
http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-40194150
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>>75976546
their slaves were
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you degenerates should be at work/school
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>>75976472
you ever see the groups of tourists that flock on the high street?
the french groups are always majority black/maghrebi
pretty odd
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>>75976545
Good lad
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>>75976546
some were kangz
most were peasants
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>>75976503
What sport is this for? Baseball?
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doopin mental scenes
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>>75976546
"black" is a very vague term made up in colonial america
whoever ancient egyptians were, they didn't think of themselves or anyone else as "black"
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Just bought a new car (on GTA online)
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>>75976528
I agree desu, nothing to like about May
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>>75976546
No
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Sweating my fucking cunt off today lads. Madrid is too much
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Emperors of China were Indians because China is in Asia 2bh
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>>75976427
kek I remember your ban from a while ago
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOOmJWy7--g
DOOPIN EPIC CHANT
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>>75976571
compared the dates yet?
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>>75976582
gizza job
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>>75976469
virgin 15 year olds are not allowed in /brit/
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do you guys mention your height on your job applications?
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if blue and green eyes originated from the middle east how come they all have brown eyes now?
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>>75976625
pics of cunt x
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haven't had a dream in a long time.
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>>75976673
no because I'm not an actor
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>>75976680
They don't all have brown eyes
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>>75976680
who says they originated in the middle east?
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>>75976680
>if blue and green eyes originated from the middle east
proofs???
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Used enjoy mowing down pedestrians on GTA but after the recent troubles I feel guilty doing it so I don't do it anymore
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>>75976478
>implying homonids didn't migrate
I'll wait for more fossils before I accept the possible narrative your pushing

>>75976571
Still African and traditional "negroid" features on that skull, blacks still claim this dude
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>>75976503
>let's make this house a fortress

sandcastle more like
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>>75976610
which one
saving my cash for the update out tomorrow 2bh
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>>75976753
state of tim
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is this brian snail?
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business idea:
write letters to all my old teachers telling them honestly what i thought of them
some nice, some mean, some mixed, etc

theres no way this can come back to bite me, is there?
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>>75976603
>>75976638
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>>75976685
Nooo jijij x
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>>75976769
bit mad that it took so long for it to become popular irl
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>>75976673
>I have untold amounts of experience in all sectors
>mainly as a bar/club/pub supervisor
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>>75976753
christ
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Is there a JUST edit of May yet
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>>75976800
>dude
FOY
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>>75976753
is this achievable natty?
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>>75976848
mos def
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>>75976838
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I'm at a loss lads please tell me what to do with my day
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Gravel pit my niggga
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>>75976874
haha she looks like an egg
haha miss may the egg haha
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>>75976800
like it
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>>75976874
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>>75976907
cry
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>>75976874
good lad
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>>75976907
experiment with prostate stimulation
learn to cook pork tonkatsu + buy the ingredients for it
do some work
read an EM Forster short story
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OwO whats this
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*pedals toward you*
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>>75976911
fields of eggs haha more like
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>>75976948
>opens car door
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unironically who would win in a bike race - Boris Johnson or Jezza Corbyn?

do we have any numbers on either of their speeds?
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20 deck of benson and hedges gold

Thoughts?
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listening to Rodhåd
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>>75976987
corbs
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>>75977002
want this badly but i lost my id and look like a 16 year old
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Business idea: gather up all cyclists, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight
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How did 90s rappers encapsulate the art of storytelling so well?

I heard she brag about the way he eat her
A Irish man short slim with a tan, they say he laced her cheeba
She do be lookin weaker, now her teeth are foul
Speakin loud, peep her style, in and out of every reefer cloud
Fat ass dissolvin, like cotton candy in a mouth that's starvin
Rock the same gear daily, like a soldier in my squadron
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>>75976931
>>75976943
But these are things I can do at home

I flew to Madrid on a whim I need something worthwhile to do while I'm here
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Might view some erotic imagery and pull on my willy
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Park park wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your country, it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house
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>>75977054
Lmao your local paki shop doesn't serve you? I'm 18 and went in without an ID and the cheeky bint questioned my age
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Have 27 days of leave stored up, but I'm going to wait til my raise at the end of the year to take any because they'll all be at my promoted rate then.

Could even cash some out.
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>>75977063
its all nigger crap
feel stupider just reading that
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>>75977063
if you havent already listen to Slick Rick
he was an 80s rapper from London who pioneered the storytelling genre

check out his album The Art Of Storytelling and more specifically Childrens Story for a highlight
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>>75977110


FOU
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>>75977119
>>75977124
It was the night before New Year's, and all through the fucking projects
Not a handgun was silent, not even a Tec
Outside as I'm stuck, by enemies who put fear
and blasted on the spot before the pigs were there
You know hoods robbers snipers new in sight, fuck blue and white
They escape before them flash the fucking lights
Gunshots, shatter first floor window panes
Shells hit the ground and blood stained the dice game
Whether broke callisthenic, any style you set it
Beat niggaz toothless, physically cut up like gooses
But with iron on the sides thugs took no excuses
Therefore, your fifty-two handblocks was useless
Links was snatched off necks, scars on throats
Jackets took, after bullet rips through coats
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>its all nigger crap
>i feel stupider just reading that
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>>75977080
aimlessly walk around the city and venture into the first establishment that piques your interest
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Tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic
He said "Keep still boy, no need for static"
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap
But little did he know the lil boy was strapped
The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why'd ya hit me?"
The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney
The cop got scared, the kid he starts to figure
"I'll do years if I pull this trigga"
So he - cold dashed and ran around the block
Cop radioes it to another lady cop
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista
A shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her
Looked around good and from expectations
So he decided he'd head for the subway station
But, she was coming and he made a left
He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him
Then he made his move to an abandoned building
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor
Opened up the door there, guess who he saw?
Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope
Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap
He said "I need bullets, hurry up, run!"
The dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun
He went outside but there was cops all over
Then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova
Raced up the block doing 83
Crashed into a tree near university
Escaped alive though the car was battered
Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered
Ran out of bullets and he still had static
Grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead
He told the cops "Back off or honey here's dead"
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong
So he let the lady go and he starts to run on
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded
Before long the lil' boy got surrounded
He dropped the gun, so went the glory
And this is the way I have end this story
He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream
The cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream
This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh
Just another case 'bout the wrong path
Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast
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ITT: londoners
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>>75976800
Go ahead I wish I could do something similar. Had a young female maths teacher who had a cry while hosting my after school detention. She was stressed and disheartened by kids taking the piss during class. I tried to hear her out but I didn't know what to say, following on I'd try to smile at her and pay attention in class. Found out a few days after the detention that a "mate" said I called her a bitch. Never did so but I never raised it with her. After GCSEs when I got my results I thanked her for helping me pass maths but her body language was distant and she didn't look me in the eye. Was a right pillock for not taking responsibility for that bellend and telling it straight, her trust prob took a knock that day
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Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)

Yeah, big shit poppin’
Section 80

Back in this bitch in the back of that bitch
Wit’ my back against the wall and yo’ bitch on the edge of my dick
Jump off
I call a bitch a bitch, a ho a ho, a woman a woman
I never did nothin’ but break the ground on top of the asphalt
Tire mark gave you evidence that I’m easily peddlin’ with the speed of a lightnin’ bolt
As a kid I killed two adults, I’m too advanced
I live my twenties at two years old, the wiser man
Truth be told, I’m like eighty-seven
Wicked as eighty reverends in a pool of fire wit’ devils holdin’ hands
From the distance, don’t know which one is a Christian, damn
Who can I trust in 2012? There’s no one
Not even myself, a Gemini screamin’ for help, somebody

Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)

Yeah, big shit poppin’, everybody watchin’
When you do it like this, nigga, losin’ ain’t an option

Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)

Yeah, big shit poppin’
(Ay, ay, kick her out the studio, Ali)

24/7 nigga, workin’ his ass for it, she poppin’ that ass for it
The King of Diamonds wit’ diamonds I never do ask for
They checkin’ my passport, I’m too accustomed with Customs
She call in the task force, I killed it, somebody cuff ‘im
They want me to fast-forward the game, and why you complain
When you niggas is past poor, you’ll never hop in my lane
When you pushin’ a RAV4, you wreckin’ my Jaguar
You play like a bad sport, her feet on the dashboard

Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)

Yeah, big shit poppin’, everybody watchin’
When you do it like this, nigga, losin’ ain’t an option

Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
Hol’ up (Hol’ up)
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got 2 multipacks of Go Ahead! cereal bars to last me til Thursday, no other food
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could HEEM any German officer circa 1941

me on the right built like a, pardon my french, brick shithouse
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>>its all nigger crap
>>i feel stupider just reading that
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>>75977171
But this is my 6th visit to Madrid. I've done that already :(

Maybe I need to choose new places to visit on whims because I'm fresh out of ideas
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>>75976427
ULULATING
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Barbecued wings we fed the fiends (gamble in the back) Killa shouted
And Frank tried to stop the bank loss, about what a Roley cost
Guzzled his drink, and staggered off
He's a Big Will, used to slang krill, now he own the hill
Couldn't take losin his cash, and I could feel
somethin in the air yeah, Frank returned with Pierre
A gun slinger, who niggaz hadn't seen in a year
I usually be holdin - 'specially this type of weekend
And everyone except for me had started reachin
They had gats in each others faces, with kids
and grandmothers around, Frank's only concern was his paper
My man Killa let off, half of them fake niggaz jet off
Police blitz quick, waitin for that to set off
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>>75977223
You were a kid, can't blame you for not knowing how to broach that with her
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Ancient Egyptians were Welsh.
Simple as.
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Cameron and May should be prosecuted for the shit they brought upon the UK.
Thoughts?
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>Put on a cheeky wu tang on the session
>The lads boo me off

Uncultured swine
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Penitentiary chances, the devil dances
And eventually answers to the call of Autumn
All of them fallin' for the love of ballin'
Got caught with thirty rocks, the cop look like Alec Baldwin
Inter century anthems based off inner city tantrums
Based off the way we was branded
Face it, Jerome get more time than Brandon
And at the airport they check all through my bag and
Tell me that it's random
But we stay winning, this week has been a bad massage
I need a happy ending and a new beginning
And a new fitted and some job opportunities that's lucrative
This the real world, homie, school finished
They done stole your dreams, you dunno' who did it
I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS
I won't be satisfied til all my niggas get it, geddit?
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>>75977282
>37th ban
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take that! 'eed!
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>>75977366
/brit/ is a techno general
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>>75977339
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anon took some side-on snaps and they're just mode
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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE
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>tfw quarter welsh
>only know 7 welsh words
>havent been to wales since i was 14
>dont know anything about welsh history or even geography

>tell people im welsh and have a welsh flag in my room
tee hee
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>>75977423
alri Aisha
>>
is tim delving even deeper into insanity?
>>
is the goldenone natty?
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>>75977423
>>
>>75977460
no
next question
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>>75977460
yes, and glorious.
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>>75977343
just print more money
t. weimar economist
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>>75977447
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/874230118155157504

yeah he's doing almost naked photos outside now where his neighbours can see him

wont be long before he's flashing people in the park
>>
>>75977460 lol no
>>
>>75977423
I do this but with the English flag
>>
Fuck it I'm quite drunk, gonna wander around in the heat and try not to die
>>
listening to Red Ice Radio lads
>>
>>75977491
dont forget humble
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>>75977423
You should learn it. Welsh is the language of the elites
>>
https://youtu.be/pAxKsT9CZQ4
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>>75976386
>lengthy
How long
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>listening to Red Ice Radio lads
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>>75977374
youre eventually going to get permabanned from having too many bans
may be speaking from experience or not haha
>>
>>75977523
Absolute hate drinking when it's hot. I get hangover before I finish first bottle
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>>75977502
its weird to think that that profile bio was written by Timmy back when he was sane and coherent

creepy
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>>75977447
Yes
>>75976834
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wish my parents pushed me to try harder as a kid
wish I wasn't lazy and stupid
>>
bit frightening how little I actually know about cars despite driving one for years. don't even have a basic knowledge of how they work or anything
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>>75977574
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>>75977548
don't aussie tier shitpost nearly as much now and have moved house since then anyway
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>>75977343
I like how theresa may wasted millions on an election she didn't need
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anime
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>>75977585
So I've been using a microwave for years without any basic knowledge of how they work
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Hello, Louis Theroux from the BBC here and i'm making a film about lonely young British men who live their lives on image boards and forums within the internet. I'm interested on interviewing subjects about their fascination with 'normie' culture as well as their passion for Slags, crisps, and Japanese aneem.

Please contact me if you are interested in participating in this film. Thank you. :)
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literally can see my house on this pic
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This is my posting music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ_c15q3Seo&t=842s
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mum's pushing me to apply to proper difficult jobs
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>>75977574
>tfw really smart but never reached my full potential because my parents did a terrible job

still climbing out of the hole they dug for me to this day
>>
boss was ill today so i ducked out early, going to get pissed haha
>>
>Moly comes out as Alt-Right

hmm.... interesting spanner in the works, that's certainly a big change from Ancap
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>>75977574
wish my parents hadnt pushed me to try so hard as a kid
wish i didnt have these scars all up my wrist
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>>75977502
>27.4K Photos and videos
>>
kurva anyátok
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think I might be going mental like tim
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>>75977629
YOU'VE GONE FERAL
>>
>>75977309
Yeah, just the guilt. Treachery like that hurts like a bitch and I liked my maths teacher so even if it was an awkward mess I'd liked to have said a word. I met another maths teacher in college, she's a parent of a classmate there and she said I did little work and in general was not pleased. She also had a breakdown in school and a mate of mine sat down with her. Previously she'd creeped round corners a few times trying to catch me out back at school. Wonder if she believed the lie I called my math teach. a bitch and compared to her breakdown
>>
>>75977662
kur-vuh an-yah-tock
>>
>>75977636
dire state of affairs
>>
doing a mental illness
>>
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>>75977636
'xxed
>>
doing a browse of r/gonewild and really want a gf (girlfriend)
>>
Really want to go on a quiz show
I miss deal or no deal
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>>75977724
>>
>>75977642
Same, have to do it(apply) eventually and maybe you'll grow from it. Give it a shot
>>
>>75977556
Yeah me too 2bh but what to do when you're alone somewhere other than drink?
>>
>>75977329
>>
>>75977770
Might go full autism and locate every residential house in the image and post them one by one just to spook you
>>
>>75977781
Drink with AC on
>>
dydw i ddim yn gallu siarad cymraeg yn dda iawn ond ddwi'n am siarad e beth bynnag i pisio off yr saeson
>>
another consonant please Carol
>>
>tfw no gf to do autistic challenges with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9HZgIgzJRc
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>>75977771
don't have the skills required for the field i want to go into desu
>>
how easy is it to get into things like plumbing/bricklaying?
finished uni and never had a job, i don't want to become some office cuck, would rather do something constructive
>>
>>75977794
fuck off
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Enjoy this flag I do...
>>
>>75977271
why go to madrid if you have been there 6 times, theres plenty of places in europe to explore
>>
>>75977837
dwi'n mwynhau yr fflag 'na hefyd
>>
>>75977585
Some oul man was chatting shite to me in a pub two weeks ago about how to Hotwire a car and I didn't really comprehend a word by just nodded my head. Something about a flux capacitor?
>>
On the plus side the beer is incredibly cheap in this place

3 euros for a big cup of 6.2% beer that's definitely bigger than a pint

Being used to London prices this is amazing
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Gotta take some time to do the things we've never haaaaaaad
>>
>>75977811
dwin gallu siarad cymraig ond fi wedi anghofio sut i ysgrifenni fe yn da iawn
>>
>>75977811
>>75977883
llykl llahaalylhlta laltlqlqllwawaww
>>
... Swipe down. .. and a lack of white pussy here today ... Picture 11 June 2017 ...
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>>75977850
Because it's an easy choice I suppose. I know the city, the people, the language. Madrid has become my comfort zone when it comes to travelling
>>
quite like the welsh language when the gf talks in it
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Reminder to keep /int/ clean and organised.
>>
miert a kurva kicsi fasz anyad kel nektek eszt a lofaszagat csinalni

majnem belementem a rosz fonalban

hujye szemit angols
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Run run run but you sure can't hiiiide
>>
*engulfs /brit/ with my giant mooning arse*
>>
>>75977875
mae'r pris o cwrw yn llundain yn warthus, mor ddrud i prynu

>>75977883
a fi. ddwi'n cael llawer well amser siarad yr iaith yn lle ysgrifennu. mae fy gramadeg yn ddwg iawn
>>
>>75977796
Just reminded me of this superhuman autistic lad at high school that knew everybody's address and telephone number. He had a rain-man tier level of intelligence and the normies sometimes invited him to round to their house parties and fill him with ludicrous amounts of vodka.

He could even do stuff like walk around in a handstand endlessly and play that old helicopter flash game for hours without crashing. Wonder what he's up to nowadays...
>>
>>75977828
Hmm I say they won't be satisfied until you apply. I haven't yet myself but I'll have to before the month ends. Just do it and if your rejected then big whoop
>>
>>75977963
WALES ON THE MAP
>>
>>75977574
>tfw parents thought I was gonna be the good one and do good in school but they never even bothered to make sure I tried
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>>75977963
alri janny
>>
Mae Cymru yn cachu
>>
>>75977986
*ddrwg
>>
>>75977983
*stabs it*
>>
>>75977574
Parents pushed me hard but didn't care. Even turned up in uni but dropped out after 1st year
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>>75977963
ti'n iawn jani?
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>>75977991
That was me
>>
>>75978035
what are you up to now?
>>
a dyna ni, yr hogiau.
>>
pis' pos' slgs nau
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anime
>>
>>75978053
Having a poo xx
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>>75978092
>>
>>75978053
Jobless atm, might go for apprenticeship but parents want me to go back to uni. Not ready desu, rather get a job first and learn to take care of myself and handle responsibilities instead of being all chill and letting things go to crap
>>
maer sason yn arogli fel cach CFPB
>>
>>75977963
doesn't have to be page 9, you could just wait until the bump limit's been reached at the very least
>>
>>75978147
>>75978147
>>75978147


new


>>75978147
>>75978147
>>75978147
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>tfw did my intense exercises for today
>can't stop shaking my hands for some reason
>can't play rising storm 2
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>>75978160
not bump limit nor page 9 has been reached.
Thread invalid
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>>75978160
Invalid thread, not posting in TT
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>>75977637
>the comment section
Thread posts: 299
Thread images: 76


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