/brit/

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Babs

gonna have a wank lads

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anime

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Bane

wtf is wrong with her accent, sounds half english half chipmunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00W6dp4ZvpI

Quaker you beautiful bastard!
I was hungry today
and in an attempt to allay
I found another way
to cook you into a savory fit for a gourmet!

onions, chilies, peas and carrot
a dash of bouillon and salt to make it exquisite
roasted you ever so slightly
filled the room with a cense ever so lively

boiled for a minute, maybe two
walla, a dinner /fit/ for this Hindu!

from /ck/

sing a song of sixpence
a pocketful of rye
my tender bollocks
baked in a pie

sucking my bf's 'ly as i type this

>>75973928
you been watching Jordan Peterson, lad?

>>75973987
terrorists among us

>>75974008
bit gay

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theyre literally trying to change the acroynm from LGBT to QUILTBAGPIPES, not even a joke

i fucking hate """"activists"""" pulling shit like this

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Im going to say it again because i only got 2 (You)s last time
Little Caprice has been BLACKED

Love X (Y)

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so depressed i barely have the energy to post

@75974024
Don't care

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"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a CIS white male's testicles - forever."

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OMG OP

Can't express your love for Christ and patriotism without being associated with Rorke runts thesedays. Why can't they understand Christ is best for this county, all colours and all creeds?

>>75974037
kys

>>75974024
not really BLACKED until they do a proper BLACKED scene

want to use this image but havent had an excuse to yet

someone post something that this would make a good reaction to please

>>75974051
KYS YOURSELF

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Miss Gadaffi, lads

>>75974047
*hands you a calender*
ummm check the current year sweetie

>>75974013
Up the provos

>>75974051
wow rude
>>75974037
live a long a fulfilling life

>>75974062
kysysys

>>75974018
mean to say my gf's 'is

>>75973991
What in the fuck

>>75974036
me on the right

>>75974060
/brit/???? more like /shit/!
aaaaaammmmiiiitriiiite?

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>>75974060

>>75974009
who?

>>75974078
dont miss him but he was better than what's there now

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>>75974098

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>>75974078
Same led, they're trying to do Syria just like they did gaddafi. Resist.

killed myself a while back and am posting from heaven. still depressed

noodles for lunch

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>>75974078

>>75973991
@2:20

hot

>>75974101
Soort yoorself oot bucko!

name me one artist/musician/actor/director who got better with age
spoiler: you can't
early work is always the best

ur a gaydo

>>75974037
This desu

Does anybody get the feeling that they don't fit in even on /brit/? It's a hive of activity with funny and quirky characters with sharp wits, but all the while I feel as if I can only sit here and watch or occasionally make a really half-arsed post which might get a couple of (you)s if it's well-timed.

Nigger.

>>75974143
doesnt sound like heaven to me mate
are you sure youre up there and not... lower?

>>75974164
I know YOU are, but what am I

>>75974162
http://www.gigwise.com/photos/105145/11-bands-artists-musicians-who-got-better-with-age-national-miley

>>75974143
Go talk to Jeanne

>>75974037
not sure what your getting at

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>>75974176
i just mainly wojakpost

>>75974162
Rod Stewart

you're already dead. 4chan is hell.

>>75974176
nope not at all have started many gimmicks and had my OC reposted numerous times, never miss a post timer cooldown

just can't relate to that weak shit

>>75974138
>>75974078

Terrorists (I.e. irish) OUT

evil within 2 looks really good lads

After I found out that eating kosher includes not eating animals with the stuff it produces (eg. not eating chicken with egg, not eating beef with milk-based dairy), I've started doing it. Just seems a bit gross to eat an animal's meat mixed with other stuff that came out of it when it was alive.

Not Jewish, just don't like it.

>>75974176
No
fuck off

>>75974176
>a hive of activity with funny and quirky characters with sharp wits
all me

>>75974190
>david bowie
>radiohead
retarded list

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>>75974176
just bee urself

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>>75974079
2017 AEEY. DEE checkmate atheists

>>75974226
bet you voted tory too you filthy kike

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love isley from /plg/
wish i lived in london so i could fugg him

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>>75974176
>a hive of activity with funny and quirky characters with sharp wits,

doing a poo xdddDddddd
Just sucked of my bf hahaha bit gay ok sweaty x ;)

>>75974263
nary a gander

>>75974266
Voted UKIP haha don't tell anyone.

>>75974176
doing a poo

>>75974226
imagine not having blue cheese on steak. absolutely subhuman

>>75974269
>plg
wat

>>75974279
leftypol OUT

>>75974269
Which one looked like a monkey in white skin. Was it tinytrip?

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>>75974279

theres an owl in my bowel

>>75974269
hes the most autistic cunt, and he stuck up for trappy even when it was revealed it was just some nutter using pictures of his ex gf

>>75974226
its gross to eat an animal.

>>75974298
powerliftinggeneral on /fit/
it actually has an almost identical culture/posting style to /brit/

>>75974302
yes lol
hes a hairdresser in sheffield now i think

>>75974279
caterwauling

theres an owel in my bowl

conference pear

meeting banana

Doing a poo

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any leftypol discord man in

>>75974326
i thought that was just a cover trappy used to pretend like they got the doxx wrong?

not enjoying this chinese sauce i put on my noodles. far too sweet.

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You arrive in LA

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feeling like a right fat cunt

>>75974368
Username upthebhoys1888 checking in

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>>75974368

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you arrive in Huddersfield

>>75974376
nah it was confirmed real, it was livia's ex bf (can't remember his name)

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Alri lads

>>75974392
can guarantee i'm the fattest cunt in these threads

>>75974333
I'm sure if I thought about it for long enough, or saw it being "made," I'd agree with you. Got a load of meat in my freezer that I don't want to waste though, especially lamb and bacon. Think I'll leave meat off my next shopping list and then do a think about vegetarianism once I've eaten it all.

Never going vegan though.

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>>75974418
How much do you weigh

https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_

she's back

eating lidl hot salsa dip haha

>>75974427
60kg

>fat cunts flaunting their obesity about
revolting
you vile cunts should be hidden away in a cellar and certainly not allowed on /brit/

>>75974335
BELLOWING

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>>75974368
yeah, it was a successful campaign imo
just waiting on word from Labour HQ when to begin the next assault

>>75974436
literally twice that wahey
*sits on you*

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>>75974432
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/874173147062423552
wonder if i can bond with her over taking sertraline

>>75974466
How tall are you? I'm 100kg but 6'6

>>75974453
*chews loudly in your general direction*
whats wrong mr skeltel, can't handle a REAL meal?

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hot

imagine being one of those people you hear about on the news who are out walking up the hills or somewhere and come across a dead body

must be shaking

Business idea: Teach a political science course in which I ask all communists to put their hands up, then rob them all at gunpoint and distribute half of the takings equally amongst them, keeping half for myself.

Twenty deck of benson and hedges gold

Thoughts?

>>75974466
6'2

on the so called 'oo

>>75974493
pretty much everyone could bite off a penis if they were psychotic enough though

>>75974491
*pukes up the single slice of dry toast I've eaten all day along with a gallon of water*
vile slug

>>75974476
what does it do

>>75974515
'let

Where is Aisha even from? she types like a scot would but that may just be because of Sara's influence

>>75974530
replaces sadness with nothing

Girlfriend is fucking annoying lads. Clingy fucking twat just leave me alone for one fucking day.

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>>75974497
Would INSTANTLY go through their pockets tbqh
Worked in an abattoir for a bit so I reckon I could handle it

>>75974466
sorry meant 600kg
skinny little runt

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she's a bit deluded eh

>>75974530
makes you numb
>>75974549
norfolk i think

fucking hate when the gf sucks my dick and grinds her pussy on my face when i'm trying to get stuff done i mean for gods sake give me some peace woman lol

>>75974549
Norwich South constituency

Reminder that Sara and Aisha are mental for Irish cock

>>75974432
Catholic commie?

>>75974549
she's at uni in norfolk

she's from manny

>>75974575
filthy pikey

How the fuck is Aisha a catholic and a communist at the same time? Is she literally retarded?

>>75974560
Sertraline didn't do that for me, it made me trip out like a motherfucker. Tripped harder than I've ever tripped, harder than on acid or mushrooms. Saw and heard all kinds of things, and still hear voices in my head years later.

Works for some people, apparently, but it seriously fucked me up.

>>75974497
I have frequent anxiety dreams about finding a dead body in my house so it would probably be pretty harrowing

>>75974613
she is not from manny, she's from the home counties

>>75974604
*glaswegian cock

irish are too traditional for them

>>75974604
Only thing she'll>>75974610
be blowing is republicans brains out ahahah WAHEY

>>75974622
yeah that probably wasnt sertraline m8

>>75974619
Yea actually

>>75974619
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_theology

best of both worlds 2bh . the worst part of communism/fascism was its atheism

>>75974593
>>75974613
one of the pictures posted on here was unmistakably from UEA
t. went to UEA

>>75974619
shes a teenager.

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the fu

>>75974701
rasheed

>>75974646
proofs?


recon she's from leicester or sheffield

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woah

>>75974709
I'd shoot hot loads down her throat if you catch my drift

>>75974736
UEA not UAE you baiting goose

>>75974751
oi

leave off

>>75974693
>worst part of communism/fascism was its atheism
that was the best part, actually

>tfw one of Leo Tolstoy's relatives is an English writer and a UKIP member

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Tolstoy

>>75974757
oh lol

Jellied eels are a traditional English dish that originated in the 18th century, primarily in the East End of London. The dish consists of chopped eels boiled in a spiced stock that is allowed to cool and set, forming a jelly. It is eaten cold.

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>>75974759
no need got my own m8

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she's fae Horsham

>>75974765
r/ atheism

>>75974746
President nigger poo

>>75974497
If it was a little kid I'd freak out. Never be able to stop wondering if there was something I could've done to save them. Might get nightmares. If it was an adult, I think I'd react quite calmly after a second or two controlling myself.

Pretty sure my first thought would be "Oh shit, what have I done THIS time?" Like when that earthquake hit (East Yorks.) about 7-8 years ago. I felt like I must've fucked something up and was going to get in trouble for it, until I realised it wasn't my fault.

>>75974746
Francis playing the 4d chess game

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the new screen saver

rate

>>75974787
U

>>75974591
you making fun of me cunt? Will heem you so fucking hard in the face, you'll be unconscious long enough for me to go through all your belongings, sell them at CEX in Sheffield, come back and heem you again after you come to.

>>75974796
she looks really sick

want to make her chicken soup

>>75974807
this is a blue board
both rorkes and rasheeds are against this, certainly not haram mate

>>75974830
actually being unconscious for long periods of time after being knocked out is mostly a hollywood creation, you would not have nearly enough time to do that

Irish nationalism is being rebranded. Characteristics of violent struggle for the achievement of nationhood are being carried on but now it must be intrinsically linked with nationhood and Catholicism.

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>>75974792

>>75974678
Sertraline Hydrochloride, prescribed for manic depression after trying virtually everything else. I still have the packet. Wasn't taking anything else at the time, and on the list of side effects is "hallucinations."

I added "Paranormal abilities" to that list when I was tripping out, because I thought I could control the smell of our wheelie bins by doing push ups.

>>75974807
>having a naked woman as a screen saver
utter pikey move

>>75974493
Would spark her before she got anywhere near my knackers.

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>>75974853

>>75974807
are you literally a teenager

President Nigger Poo or President Trump, who was better?

>>75974852
exactly

>>75974852
Yeah but when you get knocked out your in a daze. You don't know what's going on after, everything's blurred and spinning. Not nice.

>>75974889
Obama. Shlumpf is an embarassment.

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schoolgirls shouldn't be allowed to wear short skirts and tights

Wouldn't mind eth going to $1k by the end of summer tbqh

>>75974792
Always think this is tabby from the thumbnail.

>>75974908
'nce

>>75974884
>>75974869
go have shit opinions elsewhere

>>75974908
'ce

>>75974853
Good, hold the faith strong

>>75974908
'e

>>75974908
'phile

>>75974908
'

it's a long way to tipperary
it's a long way to go

>>75974908
paedo

>>75974908
sweaty fucking paedo nonce slot badger

>>75974908
'ong 'un

stick a pony in me pocket

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Are you people serious

>>75974807
you're a twatty little pikey child m8

>>75974908
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer

>>75974966
ARMBAR

>>75974966
liked and shared on the 'ook

>>75974796
I remember when I had a corkboard of cuttings and pics I liked, and a dreamcatcher, and naive political views. And long hair. Never got a piercing though thank fuck.

>>75974962
not a badger

>>75974953
wailing at this post

>>75974966
fedora
reddit
/b/

>>75974975
it's called culture and tradition sweaty x

>>75974967
Polly Polly pocket~

love a good old small bean

>>75974975
>his leader doesn't read speeches that are written on goatskin vellum
you can't expect to become civilised if you don't embrace civilisation

>>75975016
Fuck the fuck off Jacko

XO > either/or > from a basement on the hill > figure 8 > s/t > roman candle

>>75975030
'

>>75974966
good ol' prop-based visual humour

fuck off bender

Williea

>>75975005
>reddit
>hating Islam

The only religion leddit hates is Christianity you edgy fedora poof

>>75975062
fucked that right up I did

need a wee

The new mordor game looked nice
Liked the orc banter

>>75975044
'i 'a

>>75975061
'pent fag'

did a wee in a saucepan

>>75975065
how would you know unless you went to reddit
t. world famous detective

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>yo bruv I heard u were talkin shit about Muslims online?

>>75975016
Don't really want smooth puffs to come to me so I won't be following directions from this picture.

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1400s-late 1800s: Aristocracy
1914-1960s: Timocracy
1970s-present day: Oligarchy
Near future: Democracy
22nd century: Tyranny

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you arrive in newport

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>Timocracy

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is this halal?

>>75975142
>>75975143
hmmmmm

>>75975143
I knew it

>>75975149
don't think the 'ran says anything against eating farts

>>75975016
let me get that for you jacko
*lights ciggy*

>>75975149
Post more muslamic slags pls

This is a fetish of mine

>>75975132
your autism is probably inhibiting your awareness but you're overdoing this meme mate. dial it down a notch.

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>>75975143
... revolution selfie 12th June 2017...

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>>75975194

>>75975195
No

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What Ireland would look like if the British left us alone!!!

just put the car in the car hold

>>75975257
me walking the 'og with my noodle arm

>>75975268
*hole

>>75975280
>>75975257
laughed

>In The Republic, Plato describes five regimes (of which four are unjust). Timocracy is listed as the first "unjust" regime. Aristocracy degenerates into timocracy when, due to miscalculation on the part of its governed class, the next generation of guardians and auxiliaries includes persons of an inferior nature (the persons with souls made of iron or bronze, as opposed to the ideal guardians and auxiliaries, who have souls made of gold and silver). A timocracy, in choosing its leaders, is "inclining rather to the more high-spirited and simple-minded type, who are better suited for war". The city-state of Sparta provided Plato with a real-world model for this form of government. Modern observers might describe Sparta as a totalitarian or one-party state, although the details we know of its society come almost exclusively from Sparta's enemies. The idea of militarism-stratocracy accurately reflects the fundamental values of Spartan society.

hmm

>>75975304
>the persons with souls made of iron or bronze, as opposed to the ideal guardians and auxiliaries, who have souls made of gold and silver
ah yes, shall be taking this seriously

remember the hoosiers lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeNNfS0ZTnU

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Trailer of Nolan's Dunkirk film has a clip of Tom Hardy, in a plane, removing a breathing mask. He's also wearing a sheepskin coat.

Is he fucking with /tv/?

>>75975284
baited much

why is /brit/ so slow, post more you cunts

>>75975368
No

>>75975346
>he doesn't believe in the value of souls

lel, alri then...

>>75975368
>sheepskin coat
what does that have to do with baneposting?

Am I doing the poo, or is the poo doing a me?

>>75975365
yeah there was a lad at school called ray who we used to sing 'worried about ray' to, which then also grew to include goodbye mr ray

>>75975371
Evenings it's fastest
Wagies truly build brit

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>>75975194

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>>75975391
Me on the right.

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was he our guy?

>>75975388
souls dont exist though. unless you consider electrical signals and stored memories in the brain as a soul. but they certainly dont go somewhere when you die. thats just silly.

wonder will there be a third season of The Truth Detectives

>>75975465
really hope so, favourite program ever tbqhwy

>>75975449
>>75975465
you gay?

>>75975432
ah right
that's not from the plane scene though

>>75975484
yea lol

mum had me at 37

very dire

>>75975516
it was funny at school when someone had a really old mum
I would have bullied you for sure

ditto really fat parents

So they're making a movie glorifying the cowards that fled Dunkirk instead of staying and fighting

Fires up my plasmoids

>>75975516
My mum had me at 18. Would've preferred a more mature mother tbqh, it's tough being raised by a child.

<3

>>75975516
same

>>75975546
Dying is easy. Winning is hard.

>>75975516
about the same. think my paretns are the oldest of all of me mates

>>75975553
:3

>>75975516
32 here

Could have been younger but whateves

>>75974269
nice bod x

>>75975516
same

i wonder had the nazis won the war and if they became the world superpowers imposing their narrative of history for 70 years in the west, would that timeline's equivalent of /pol/ be full of churchillboos and jew sympathisers?

>>75975516
29 for me

celebrate good times

>the users of /brit/ all have old mothers past their prime fertility date

hmmmm doing a big think about this

Loving London again is such a huge step for me, the bad memories and trauma I associated with it are starting to fade

>>75975741
>>75975741
>>75975741


new


>>75975741
>>75975741
>>75975741

I was saying poo-urns

don't know what age my mum had me
haven't got a clue how old she is
havent seen her in more than a decade
maybe she's dead, maybe she's lost her memory, wouldn't know either way

>>75975106
*unsheathes my DEX main*
let's go papi

might make a coffee

>>75975757
that's a bit fucked mate