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Cheer up grumpyguts edition
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alri
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no, fgt
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>>75972212
don't need to stack shelves when there's no food
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Jews aren't actually real, right? They're just like those monsters under the bed right?
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>>75972205
>grumpyguts
Sounds like an Aussie expression. Not complaining. Just saying.
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Here's how labour can still win:
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>>75972243
>tfw can't disagree with any of that
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>>75972205
actually made me smile
thanks :)
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fun fact: Stalin outlawed homosexuality as it was seen as a fascist deviation
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>people mixing communism with facism

uhm, try again sweetie, the USSR under Lenin was a literal paradise, only after the FASCIST Stalin got in power did it go to shit.

Note how every communist leader has also been a fascist dictator, proof that humanity cannot lead itself, as power corrupts them too easily.

Communism of the future will be lead by machine learning AIs, and will usher in a glorious age for us alll
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Jeremy Sanders

Bernie Corbyn
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>>75972121
A political ideology that views the state as an organism and promotes health, strength, purity, unity, and beauty as the primary virtues.
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>>75972251
I laughed pretty hard at this.
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the more holes people poke in communism the more i understand why the commies built a huge fucking wall (literally and figuratively) to keep everyone in. fucking lol. state of pinkos and their fascist dogma.

if i lived in the soviet union or cuba i'd want to leave too.
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>>75972212
Because ask any surgeon whether they'd rather do surgery or stack shelves all day
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wish i was dead lads
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statists are mentally ill
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sadists are mentally ill
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>>75972304
were*
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>>75972306


who /NAP/ here
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>>75972293
Hey I hear cuba's alright, even with the giant US embargo
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3780289/oap-teeth-thrown-to-floor-travellers-nature-reserve/

>the absolute STATE of Britain
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Sadie is mentally ill
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any orange lads in?
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ancaps are nonces
ancoms are virgins
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Can't believe it, Little Caprice has been BLACKED
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fooooooooooooooood revyooooooooo
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>>75972335
'President' Scronald Blumpf here ama
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Coming soon to Netflix ..

WHAT THE NAZIS DID FOR US

A fascinating look at the outstanding achievements and lasting effects of Hitler and his heroic rise to power

'Brilliant. Just Brilliant'
Kay Burley

'I was literally goose-stepping around my living room by the end'
Piers Morgan

'Literally changed my fucking life! a Must-See'
Tony Blair
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had two hours sleep lads
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"Fascist"- something I don't like.
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>>75972369
alri
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>>75972335
me lad
no surrender
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>>75972358
>degenerates who whore our their bodies for cash act like degenerate whores
ooh shocker!
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>>75972358
looks like an attractive kate mara
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wishing for a war to go through and collecting bennies after
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so many fucking scrotes itt
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right wing = bad
left wing = good
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>mfw I BTFO the capitalist shills who are living in the greatest inequality since capitalism began

It's like stockholm syndrome, the jews take their money and the capitalist shills thank them for it
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>>75972402
always thought that desu
but mara is attractive too
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>>75972304
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|-----section tim-----|
|--he's mentally ill--|
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The horrific betrayal of
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Holy shit lads so many good games coming out

Literally creamed myself when I was the new metro game
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>>75972328
Yeah, look at this happy family just on their way to Disneyland for a holiday.
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>>75972445
you dont get sectioned for being mentally ill.
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SNP? hate em
Sinn Fein? hate em
Labour? hate em
DUP? love em
Orange Order? love em
Americans? hate em
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>>75972455
watching the bethesda conference right now and it's doing my nut in.
Microsoft was good last night though
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>>75972442
shes ok with her hair down
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proud crony capitalist here - it's the superior system
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>>75972455
>bethesda's paid mods scam

howling
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>>75972425
this is unironically how my mates see the world

they were taken aback when they found out that me, the polite, respectable, quiet one of the gang was a right-winger.
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>>75972455
>new metro game
>open world

i want
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>>75972463
me in the white shirt shrugging with this music playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
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Did you know that the Caribbean isn't the only place with creolised languages? One of the only creolised languages in Europe is shelta, the language that Irish travellers speak. It's a unique creolisation of Irish and English.
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>Americans? hate em
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Funny as fuck looking at the lefties making up conspiracy theories about why labour lost and the evil intentions of the tories whereas the right would be ridiculed if they made up anything like that
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Glad I don't play video games anymore. But a get a second hand embarrassment when I hear other people talk bout it
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>>75972515
because they're actually right honey x
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>>75972455
Bit gay mate x
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>>75972519
Haven't played in six months but recently broke up with a significant other and could do with the escapism
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>>75972500
think I've heard this on a train once
couldn't understand what they were saying but some words sounded English
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Why did everyone make fun of Theresa for the field of wheat thing? What, would everyone have preferred that the naughtiest thing she's ever done is take hard-core drugs in uni or what?
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love tim
hate marcus hausen and dentists
simple as
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Been using those hand gripper things
can do 200lbs on my right hand but only 100 lbs on my left
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>>75972519
if it's in public like at a party or something then yeah talking loudly about fallout is cringe but not on 4chan
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>hierarchy is go-
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>>75972445
what exactly is Tim's official status anyway? kind of weird that someone like that can live alone given the possible risks they can be to themselves. surely there is some health worker or something who comes around to make sure he's managing
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>>75972463
Should send them all back, they don't belong in America
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>>75972565
You're not one of the lads until you've stuck your cock in a pig.
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putting stuff up your arse actually feel good or is it a meme
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>>75972535
aren't they all male? lol
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might succumb to lunch
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>>75972587
didnt like it when i tried it, felt very uncomfortable
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>>75972587
dont think people would do it so much if it was just a meme
wont try though
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why is it that in private or in anonymous environments, right-wing ideas get talked about a lot more?

feels like mostly leftist thought is publicly tolerated by society
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>>75972549
They often use it to communicate with one another, it's not just the typical Irish sounding accent in English. The entire language is different and its believed shelta has existed since the 13th century. Travellers are so weird, no one really knows much about their history. I think it's most likely that they're just Irish people who held onto ancient clan like tradition.
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>>75972608
wow kill yourself anytime
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>>75972599
it's nine o'clock on playschool clock though
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all pikeys should be killed
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NEED an ABC produced documentary on the lives of the different Australian posters
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>>75972608
it's a hangover from the conflicts of the last century
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>>75972608
the right wing is more individualist
while the left is more communal/social
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>>75972627
sensitive post
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dear mentally ill fat cunt

i'd appreciate it if you didn't autistically play your little piano tomorrow you virgin nonce, stacy is coming over.

sincerely,
your neighbour, chad
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Ah yes
America
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>>75972638
you dinnae have my consent
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>>75972627
Can't tell if this is clever satire or genuine leftypol "outrage."
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>>75972608
average people are dumb and perceive liberal shit like equality, tolerance, and white guilt as being morally superior
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>>75972655
*turns up the amplifier to 11 and shakes you bedroom down on top of you both*
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don't really see the appeal of gaming for hours on end the way many people do

guy I work with constantly talks about how he's up til 4-5am playing FIFA or GTA or something. I gave my PS3 to my nephew bout 2 yrs ago and I haven't even thought of getting a PS4 or XBone cause I'd just get bored of the games and just wind up shitposting instead
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>>75972656
Lena Dunham is repulsive
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>>75972656
>millennials
>end of capitalism
EL OH EL
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eg on tost
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who /leftypoldiscord/ here?
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>>75972656
rancid
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>>75972608
you don't have to support your claims in an anonymous environment and you can just be angry and act as if you're correct
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>>75972656
ah yes, Judaism
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Literally addicted to ejaculating lads

Can't stop myself from cumming at least once a day
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>>75972587
its a meme for women, they lack a prostate
any woman who says she enjoys anal is either lying or purely getting off on the psychological aspect

and for men sensitivity varies, although the more you do it the more sensitive it gets

prostate orgasms are much harder to reach than dick ones, but they are a completely different feeling. a prostate orgasm lasts for much longer than a normal one (4+ minutes is common), is a wholebody sensation (not just your dick) and can take hours to build to

whenever i get one (which is sadly rare for me) i literally collapse shaking with the feeling and cant move for multiple minutes its so intense. imagine the feeling you get at the tip of your dick when you have *just* started cumming and imagine that but throughout your whole body

its pretty crazy
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Had a sausage and egg mcmfuffin this morning
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>>75972656
Hollering everytime I imagine the lofty ambitions these journalists probably had, imagining themselves as future writers, poets, or respectable journalists, only to find themselves writing rubbish to cater to a narrative for salon.com for minimum wage.
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>>75972700
>once a day

rookie
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>>75972608
take your fascist ideals to a cunt that tried them like Singapore
see how it failed there
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>>75972608
A lot of people would be vilified or rejected by their peers for having conservative or non-leftist views. That doesn't change their actual views though, just where they express those views.
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>>75972697
>you can just be angry and act as if you're correct
um sweaty he said why is the RIGHT wing popular in anonymous settings, not the left wing x
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>>75972727
Well I can't cum at work
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSmKSOvs2k
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>>75972716
teach me
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>>75972716
bit gay x
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>>75972716
Wtf i love sodomy now
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succumbing to lunch
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>>75972716
wew
im listening
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>>75972719
>egg muck muffin
Is that like chicken muck? Is it the chicken poo you get on the outside of eggs sometimes?
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>>75972731
Singapore was not a developed country 60 years ago and now it is

What's your point?
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>>75972677
Try again hun x
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Heading to New York this evening for a few pints. Anyone fancy coming?
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>>75972761
you asked x
and technically if a woman pegs you it isnt gay at all

but from what ive heard women are hopeless at pegging cause they have no fucking experience

>>75972754
just google, its not that hard
but youll have to be incredibly horny for your first actual orgasm, try nofap for a week or something beforehand

also pro tip - dont touch your dick during or youll accidentally have a dick orgasm and not a prostate one
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>>75972805
my point is satire and sarchasm
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>>75972789
pizza express?
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>>75972716
homosexual propaganda, shant be reading a word
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*angrily unsubscribes from your youtube channel*
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gonna make egg on toast lads

brown bread of course
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>>75972716
Wew lads
dont want anything up my arse still but imagine making someone collapse and shake for yonks just with your dick, that sounds amazing

mebbe i should fuck a trap
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>>75972825
hard to tell these days ;_;
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if cuba is so shit why does it have a higher hdi than all the capitalist Caribbean nations?
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Love nine inch nails (the band)
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>>75972883
'ck off 'dsteel
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we're the generation that will END capitalism
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>>75972858
I have prostate orgasms without inserting anything, it's possible you just need to meditate on it. Usually I'd manage 2 a day through this method
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>>75972881
the only HDI figures released are those by the cuban government
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>>75972844
Did exactly this with Alex Jones

Not because I didn't like him but he was clogging up my feed with hyperbolic titled videos like "DONALD TRUMP DESTROYS THE GLOBLIST ESTBLISHMENT" every thirty minutes literally
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Love nine inch nails (the metal object)
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>>75972903
Would fuck almost all of these except far right and the couple at the back
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>>75972881
>why does it have a higher hdi than all the capitalist Caribbean nations?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index#America.2C_North_and_the_Caribbeans
Why are you lying?
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>>75972860
Singapore is the richest cunt in sea and as a lad there reminded me in our commonwealth. We won't have them migrating here. Why would they?.
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love nine inch nails (the keratin objects)
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>>75972905
>I have prostate orgasms without inserting anything, it's possible you just need to meditate on it.
what
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>>75972883
>>75972932
Fantastic gimmick, lad. See a lot of mileage in this one
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>Did exactly this with Alex Jones
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>Not because I didn't like him but he was clogging up my feed with hyperbolic titled videos like "DONALD TRUMP DESTROYS THE GLOBLIST ESTBLISHMENT" every thirty minutes literally
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Love nine inch cocks (the sex organ)
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egyptians were all black not opinion Fact
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>>75972945
>more developed than mexico
can capitalism do ANYTHING right lmao
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if you make a post and delete the image can you post the same image again in the same thread later
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NEED MO MONEY FO DEM MURALS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fz85FE0KtQ
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>>75972955
Yeah if you have complete control of your mind it is easy enough. Same with ejaculation.
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>>75972903
I would fuck all of them if they weren't evil harpies who would likely accuse me of rape because of a video that popped up in my recommended YouTube videos list.
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love tim (farron)
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>>75972519
but tones of people play video games its pretty normie these days
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>>75973019
thats bullshit fuck off
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>>75973017
VERY problematic video. Why do people bother trying to emulate jungle cultures? fucking white people
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>>75972903
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>>75973037
No it's not. I bet you've never even meditated in your life.
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>>75973037
nah he's kinda right
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Love inserting cock shaped objects into my anus until orgasming (not gay)
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ipoomisharty confirmed
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>>75973019
not entirely sure how true this is
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>>75972716
Don't believe this
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>>75973036
normies literally only play Fifa, occasionally COD
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whats all this about Bow (E3)?
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>>75973071
>>75973074
dont want any of this newage shite

im willing to believe meditation can have beneficial effects on mental health

maybe it can even make you smarter

but thats as far as i go
take your frippery back to the commens section of Alan Watts videos where they belong
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Thai > Indian >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Korean > Vietnamese > Chinese > Japanese

in terms of food
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>>75972990
>can capitalism do ANYTHING right
Yeah it can, check the top 20-30 countries on that list.
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Lads.... It's fucked up when yo minds playing tricks on ya
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>>75973123
and posters?
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>>75973125
i'm just seeing resource rich countries where people still die of starvation... which countries did you mean?
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>>75973123
>actual Indian food from India outside Goa
might as well just eat a used babies diaper
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THERE IS NO YOU THERE IS ONLY ME (THERE IS NO FUCKING YOU) THERE IS ONLY ME
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Just been out at the range
how's my stance?
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>>75973123
Thai food is way too sweet and Indian wrecks my pale Whitey cracka ass tongue nigga!
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Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-haha

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-haha

Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum,
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-haha

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-haha

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
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>>75973147
if you're dying of starvation in a modern first world country you deserve to die
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>>75973123
seriously kill yourself

as a complete whole, Chinese cuisine blows the rest of that pleb shit outta the water

>>75973108
its true
google/wikipedia it
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chinese food is objectively the best food that exists on this here earth
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>>75973177
i prefer white food
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>>75973173
>>75973177
t. never eaten real Chinese food
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>>75972990
ahaaaaa maaate stop damage controlling its embarrassing
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>>75973147
>people starve in capitalist countries
>that's why i prefer communism
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>if you're dying of starvation in a modern first world country you deserve to die
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>>75973172
haha hat

>>75973186
chinese gf here, it's great
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read a fucked up reddit story last night

this woman's husband kept getting up in the middle of night and leaving the house for hours

she decided to wait and watch him one night and he was going outside to get their baby's diapers from the bin and would just stand there sniffing them for hours

she confronted him and they separated
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>>75973186
t. butthurt thailad

just face it - the best thing your country does is food and it isnt even that good at it

>>75973184
thank you for your input, burger
now run along and let the adults talk
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>>75973215
nothing wrong with sniffing a poo
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anglo-chinese food is great
love salt and pepper chips me
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just baited out the biggest rorkes i know on /brit/ looooool
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>>75973215
i read a book called Pierce (maybe Piercing?) about a jap businessman who is totally normal but every night he feels a powerful compulsion to stab his newborn son with an icepick as he sleeps

so he sneaks down and touches the icepick to the babies side every night and struggles desperately with his impulses

good read
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>>75973210
quite like it myself, just had to imagine you were talking about the UK restaurant sort of food.
>>75973230
take it back rn
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>>75972455
Get a life you sad cunt.
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>>75973210
Chinese gf you say?
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Don't care what anyone says my kind of woman by Mac demarco is a fucking tune
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>>75973210
Boil the rice, pay the price
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>>75973257
why dont you go tell your friends
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>>75973271
t. Posting on 4chan on a monday afteroon
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>>75973230
>the best thing your country does
He's a Brit mate.
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>>75973309
told my leftypol mate
he said keep up the good work
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>actual Chinese food
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Hey frogman may I grip a cig?
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>>75973324
Deffo not food then lol
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pulled a muscle in my neck lads
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>>75973343
Doing what? Sucking cock?
>>
I eat almost nothing but chili at this point. nothing like making up a big pot of it to last a few days. don't even remember the last time I got a pizza or curry or whatever. got a meatball sub in subway a few months back when I was half way round the country. pretty underwhelming 2bh. remember them being nicer a few yrs ago
>>
>>75973356
yeah
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>>75973334
fancy a fetus in an egg per chance? How about animal entrails mashed up into a paste and served as a hotpot?

tbf they don't leave much of an animal to waste.
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>>75973338
/brit/ absolutely BTFO
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>>75973372
>fetus
FOY
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>>75973370
happy someone is getting something
good on you
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greetings line 1 what is your name traveler
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>>75973389
good catch
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>>75973372
foetus
where do you are Sweden?
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>>75973368
Great lad, Ive taken to exclusively eating boiled eggs and toast myself, your thoughts?
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>>75973368
you must be one gassy potato
>>
>>75973399
screeching
autism is definitely on the rise
>>
>>75973397
a dildo up thatchers dead arse
>>
foeotous
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>>75973413
absolutely baffling post
>>
Watching the qt's at the diamond league Olympics (male)x
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>>75973399
>>75973399
Reminiscent of a status I put a while ago, you didn't snag this from my 'book, nay?
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>>75973440
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>>75973397
>that episode with the chav and the rasheed having it out

quality
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>>75973399
im too empathetic for 4chan i think
this makes me feel embarassed as fuck and i didnt even do anything
>>
>>75973334
I read about a restaurant in either Hong Kong or nearby on the mainland, where they eat monkey brains right out of a living monkey's head. They have a special table that's like the medieval stocks, but on it's side so it holds the monkey's head upright and still. Then a guy comes with a drill that has a circular saw drillbit, and cuts off the top of the skull like what happens to Ray Liotta in Hannibal, and the patrons scoop out spoonfuls of brain like ice cream, right out of a screaming monkey's live, trapped head, and eat it.
>>
>>75973444
I know, distracted by
>>75973399
>>
>foetus
>where do you are Sweden?
what did he mean by this?
>>
Lads what do you think has caused the 'tism epidemic?

I think it's because of vaccines, Americans have the highest prevalence of 'tism in the world and they shove vaccines up a babbies arse from day one
>>
>>75973399
>replies are literally delet this
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>>75973463
are the krauts making fun of us
>>
>>75973479
reckon that was Indiana Jones bud
I've seen some pretty nasty food here but its hard to just walk up gawking and take pictures
>>
where do i am sweden?
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>>75973496
minecraft
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>>75973479
thats a hoax from a 1978 film called Faces Of Death
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>>75973528
'ddit
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>>75973496
Aspartame and other toxic food additives.
>>
Things that are theft:
1. Taxation
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doing a cry
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Are babs
>>
Wonder when Donald is making his state visit
>>
>>75973519
>>75973541
No, it was from an article by a travel writer. It's illegal but it happens.
>>
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>>75973399
>>
see the mägestic moose
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>>75973549
Pull yourself together woman
>>
>>75973547
Property
>>
>>75973561
reckon her feet taste nice
>>
>match with bird on the ol' 'der
>send her a message
>she unmatches
>see her again on it
>swipe right cos she's fit
>match with her again
what gives lads? has she forgotten she already unmatched with me or was it just a mistake possibly?
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>>75973593
Yea
>>
>>75973561
she's gotten fat, huh
also
>Whopping Diligent Bull
>>
>>75973547
3. other people having a gf
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>>75973587
can't
>>
>>75973547
anyone who is richer or more successful than me is a thief and i deserve to have their wealth because reasons.
>>
>>75973422
go for it lad!

>>75973429
am always gassy af anyway. can belch like a complete bastard practically on command
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>>75973612
wot u mean
>>
>>75973496
women having children in their late thirties
>>
>>75973609
you're a single face among thousands on a girls' tinder, doubt she remembers you
>>
Would you join ember's ghost squad /brit/?
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>The Queen may have to miss part of Royal Ascot - one of her favourite annual events - if the Queen’s Speech is delayed by a few days, the Press Association reports.
>>
>>75973609
>>send her a message
>>she unmatches
Send her another one and find out
>>
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are beb
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willy is doing a grow
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>>75973496
you dumb fucking irishman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMR_vaccine_controversy
the whole vaccine thing was debunked ages ago
nowadays it's just dumb parents trying to find something that isn't them to blame for their kids being autistic

Also there's several other reasons why autism seems to be more prevalent:
>people have kids when they're older, which leads to more birth defects/mental illnesses/etc
>lack of sunlight for the mother during pregnancy
>genetics
>doctors are better at diagnosing it
simple as
>>
>>75973671
>Send her another one and find out
The Queen does a speech in August as well? I thought it was just Crimbo.
>>
>>75973639
My ma had me then and I suffer some mild spergism but my little brother is a proper deano, is it luck of the draw?
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>>75973669
fuck off murderer
>>
>>75973669
is BBC covering this yet?
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>>75973712
fat
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>>75973720
Dunno how that greentext got in my post. Must've been highlighted when I clicked to reply to the other post.
>>
>>75973724
you're just a runt.
>>
>>75973745
really don't care
>>
>>75973639
A career is the pinnacle of female achievement. Mortherhood can be postponed. Men are sperm donors not fathers.
>>
>>75973669
This guy makes Elliot look like an alpha.
>>
>>75973712
hnghgggggg
>>
>>75973762
But does the Queen do a speech in August?
>>
>>75973496
old man sperm
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>>75973748
I'm. Not a huge sperg back the hell off!!11!
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gonna be good to see some Irishmen in westminster
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my mate keeps leaving unfunny comments on my instagram

he thinks hes being hilarious but... he just kinda isnt? how do i tell him to cut it out without upsetting him

this is just kinda cringe
>>
>>75973669
why are they all making similar faces?
>>
>>75973669
me third from left
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>>75973794
font
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>>75973793
>>
>>75973808
talentless artist
>>
>>75973793
>Irishmen
Oh they won't like that
>>
doing a german session on lingvist.com
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>>75973794
put your willy in his bum
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>>75973850
Why not french
>>
found my old uni laptop and it runs windows vista
>tfw old
>>
>>75973794
See if you can get hold of that pencil. It sounds valuable.
>>
>>75973794
bottom right is a bit funny tbf
>>
>>75973793
Dunno why they let barbaric Irishmen on both sides of the loyalist republican spectrum engage in British politics to such a degree because they're militants. It's like Israel letting the militant parties in gaza like Hamas into their parliament.

>>75973794
Cringe, that's just second hand embarrassment inducing for everyone involved, delete them
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>>75973850
what's that site like? is it like duolingo?
>>
>>75973871
too difficult

studied german in high school, got an ok foundation to work on
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>>75973847

why? Literally island of Ireland men
>>
>>75973794
uhh dude it's jsut a joke?? like lighten up u effing nerd!!
>>
cannon full of poo
pointing right at you
>>
>>75973928
>>75973928
>>75973928
>>
>>75973933
more focused on vocabulary, but yes, and without childish gamification
>>
>>75973871
Is that a vz-58? Fucking mint, didn't know the paras got their hands round that beautiful piece of kit
>>
imagine if some fuckwit made a new thread without letting the old one reach the bump limit
>>
>>75974408
couldn't imagine such a thing myself, only an absolute mongoloid would do something so stupid
>>
>>75974542
Yeah you're right, it would just be downright confusing having two (2) threads up simultaneously
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