/brit/

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work this morning

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The Church of Latter Day Saints Edition

>>75966735
looks like Harry Kane

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>why yes mlady
>I do apple post 10 replys early

>>75966734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3A34TTxFU

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if you were as rich as the clintons why would you only have one child
you could pump out an army and hire people to take care of them/ send them off to boarding school for the fuck of it. all the benefits of children without the worry of finances or responsibility
they must have been horrific to her to look like this too. weird and emotionless home life

>>75966748
The Mormons are probably the most pure Anglo group in the USA.

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>there are wage slaves ITT
Feel sorry for you lot

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>>75966754
reckon they're infertile
rumors say they're big drug abusers

>>75966768
In 43 minutes I shall be at my desk

>>75966773
do you know what infertile means
they literally have a child

>>75966795
i'm obviously talking about after chelsea was born

>>75966754
>pump out an army
right before bill dies he'll legitimize his army of bastards and that period of american history will become known as the war of succession or something like that

szóltam a jánosnak

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Hard graft in ten minutes

>>75966825
fuck off szekely apple cunt

>>75966763
they even sound a bit strange
Utah English has an almost archaic tinge to it
reminds be a bit of the Ottawa valley

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>>75966784
>wagie, wagie, class cuck in tie,
needs a pound to make it by

>>75966811
Doesn't he have like a half black son? Something came out like that in the election but I don't know if it was legit or fake news.

How do I cut the side of my hair with a buzzer by myself like a soft undercut.

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Gf just sent this via snapchat

What did she mean by this?

>>75966855

You're not going Richard Spencer on us, are you anon?

woke up far too late today - regressing into a lazy NEET instead if an active NEET

I was watching E3 last night and everything seemed more stupid than usual, am I an adult yet?

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https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/873810006197641216

hope i never see the name clinton, bush or obama in politics ever again

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>>75966849
https://youtu.be/rLOp2yBhuTE

This lad

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>>75966871
Just need to know the pattern to cut the side of your head. I think Nazi undercuts look gay 2bh. I like the Norman style only in this pic.

>>75966884
haven't seen an E3 is at least 5 years now
at least I think 2012 was the last time I watched the whole thing

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>not sporting a norman cut

hello anglo saxon

>>75966809
I just looked it up and hillary was 33 when they had her. dire.
probably wasn't infertile (though she was close to her expiry date), think most woman that age get pregnant because it's their last chance and just don't have it in them to have another kid
and they clearly aren't drug abusers, they're blindly driven by power and prestige. probably do nothing but work and don't enjoy time to themselves.

>>75966721
Stop doing this you fucking faggot

>>75966888
300 million people oligarchies aint cool in a land of the free.

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>>75966933
>was 33 when they had her. dire.
is this bad?

>>75966884

Probably. /pol/s reaction to it all has put me off getting involved in vidya communities desu

>>75966849
obviously fake you gullible twat

is a death kult possible in today's instantaneous, social media driven world?

>>75966940

Bit rude

>>75966944
>getting involved in vidya communities

you shouldn't do it based on how bad this sounds out loud

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>>75966933
>and they clearly aren't drug abusers,
it's an open secret bill loves cocaine and hillary is an alcoholic

>>75966948
Why is it obvious?

>>75966884
any good games revealed?

>>75966943
yea

>>75966943
it's not THAT dire, but for women, past 35 the rates of birth defects and troubled births go up exponentially

>>75966967
fuck off gullible twat nonce

>>75966961

You're right. New Assassins creed looks good tho

>>75966983
>Assassins creed
Only the first was good.

>>75966972
I hated all of them except 1 which i only liked because it looked nice and they didn't show any gameplay, can't remember what it was though

who /gamer/ and proud here? :)

>>75966972

New assassins creed looks interesting. Wolfenstein and Anthem look pretty neat. But I reckon the real smack down is going to come when Sony comes on stage.

>>75966951
yea
islam

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>>75966888

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>yea
>islam

>>75966992

I preferred the second and black flag.
But because I've got a hard on for ancient history I'm almost inclined to go for Origins

Currently holding in a poo

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the only games i enjoy are 1990s point and clicks and Dwarf Fortress

i have the autism methinks

>>75967020
how is it not a death cult? they utterly enslave themselves for the benefit of a tranquil afterlife

>>75966992
This is the thing I loved ACII when it came out and got really into the plot etc. but I replayed it recently i realised how fucking dumb it was, like some shitty Dan brown book

>>75966998

After today I think I'm up for gamer genocide desu

>>75967030
haha look at him go!

>>75967010
You are so welcome here Vietnamlad

>>75967030
still play day of the tentacle and sam and max hit the road sometimes desu. also grim fandango.

>>75966963
honestly if this were true it would make them more endearing
they're just boring poshos who do everything for their careers
>>75966967
media would be all over it

>>75967033
>expecting a cogent reply
hehe

Bada bing

Bada boom

>>75967055
>it would make them more endearing
honestly it's a pretty bad look to be a clinton-lover

>>75967030
no, those are quality
I only play old games as well

>>75967054
love day of the tentacle and grim fandango
Beneath a Steel Sky is my fav tho because I'm a sucker for cyberpunk

australia has shit urban planning, simple as

>>75967055
>media would be all over it
The Clintons have deep ties with the media, there's a plethora of credible information on this.

Finna slap a ho

>>75967033
then why aren't malaysians out bombing feddy wop and lil giger concerts for *LL*H?

checkmate sex tourists

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>>75967100
ah yes australian architecture

>>75967102
bet you believe all that podesta pizza noncery too don't you nonce

>>75967073
do yanks not understand english
I despise the clintons, I'm saying they might actually be likeable if they weren't soulless robots and did something mildly naughty like drink alcohol

>>75967102
don't argue with it
there are literal normies itt who have no sense of awareness

>>75966898
thats a celtic tonsure, not "norman style", whatever that is

One of these days I'll replay Baldurs Gate 1 and 2 and Icewind Dale 1 and 2.
Take some diazipan and replay Planescape.

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Reminder /brit/

>>75967102
genuinely pathetic you believe someone could control the media like this
they obviously like them but they still have a business to run. if there was a shred of evidence bill had an illegitimate child they would follow up on every lead given his affairs
why would they ignore potential children but cover all those women who made sexual abuse claims against him?

>>75967157
I never do my best though

>>75967157
I did no such thing, I half-arsed it like every other day

Fuck you Jackie Chan, you sarcastic bastard

>>75967121
What were they thinking?

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>>75967160
>>75967163
That's ok, try better tomorrow :)

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>telephone interview in 1hr 30mins
>haven't done any preparation

>>75967170
No

>>75967170
nah

feeling a bit depressedfroogie1.png today

>>75967173
>>75967174
Don't reply to me again you little insects

>>75967109
killing people isn't the only aspect of a death cult
Christianity is a death cult as well in many ways because it treats the "now" and life as something which needs to be sacrificed and scorned in order to enjoy the glories of the afterlife.
hell Christians even have pseudo-cannibalism where the god is consumed in his death

alternatively a group can be very violent and kill loads of people yet not be a death cult

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>>75967158
i can tell you haven't been paying attention at all over the past year

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>>75967170
don't like this apu

>>75967157
Really like Jackie I feel bad I'm wasted on beer and vodka now.
I didn't do my best today.

*enters the thread*

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>>75966721
DELET THIS

*enters the jap sex tourists arsehole*

>>75967130
All I know for sure is there's something fucking strange going on there, the pictures and videos coming out of that place are definitely suspect. You can't deny that.
>>75967141
I'm not really arguing I was asking a legit question and he happened to reply.
>>75967158
There's no need for the tone mate, you can have a discussion without it and you actually make a fair point. It might have something to do with the timing, if they came out against him during Hillary's campaign it'd only hurt her and the big outlets are blatantly partisan, I think fox did a thing about it though iirc.

>>75967191
As opposed to what, a big insect?

>>75967213
I did
trump won
if the clintons control the media why couldn't they rig the election?

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>>75967232
*blocks your path*

becoming quite the fat cunt

>>75967250
Most Trump voters can't read

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>>75967254
*walks towards you*

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how do i get a gf like this

>>75967256
would you like another cream cake?

>>75967256
gone quite skinny myself
on the verge of twinkmode

>>75967250
because the clintons are dirty as fuck and everyone hates them

>>75967250
um russians hacked the election honey xx

>>75967271
By going to group therapies for drug rehabilitation

>>75967277
I would but I know I shouldn't

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*exits the thread awkwardly*

don't know what's wrong with fatties 2bh
cannot fathom liking food so much that you eat enough to become disgusting

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Wonder what games him and Ivanka used to play as kids

The nature of the stone monkey was irrepressible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ1C2DlQssQ

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>>75967292
sounds cute

>>75967327
fat people dont really like food
at least the dont appreciate it and mostly eat slop and rubbish

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>>75967217

>>75967379
but why, dear nonce? what could be the reasoning behind it?

>>75967331
zelda

>>75967331
marios

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still thinking about that twink from 3 days ago and his 8 inch willy tbqh

think i might be gay? this is all very confusing for me

VERY slow thread

>>75967395
do you ever see fat people who eat well?
to get fat you need to eat tons of junk food to the point your palate is so numb and worn out you can barely taste anything

you can't get fat eating quality meats, veggies and fruits unless you're eating inhuman amounts, and even then

>>75967458
BIT gay

>>75967462
yes, you said that already
the mystery is why they eat so much bland shite
is it hunger? I know I barely ever get hungry and, especially in the mornings, it is a chore to eat

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>it is a chore to eat

>>75967488
addiction I guess
and high cal food is less filling
a tiny amount of butter has the same amount of calories as a ton of veggies.

but even then idk why, surely someone does but I think its just a lack of care or willpower
I know for myself when I even "feel" fat I get an urge to work out

>>75967488
because im bored, emotional issues, not eating anything while drinking for a day then binging on insane amounts the next day, repeat cycle forever
jesus christ you act like youve never heard of people being addicted to anything, yes people can get addicted to food and anything

>>75967458
>still thinking about that twink from 3 days ago and his 8 inch willy tbqh
proof that having a huge dick doesn't make you manly

>>75967244
wasn't giving a tone, just a bit immature to actually believe in /pol/ fantasies. exposes a lack of real world understanding
yeah most media orgs will support the clintons and the democrat camp but something as sensational as an illegitimate child would be impossible to ignore or suppress. lefty papers are still more interested in coverage than their affiliations, and there are loads of other organisations (fox and breitbart would be some) that haven't devoted any serious attention to it or found the kid and asked for a blood test or anything.
and there are foreign newspapers working in the U.S. who aren't beholden to the clinton boogeyman, why would the BBC not follow up on it if there was a shred of evidence on it. I'm sure news outlets have been waiting for a long time for a clinton kid to pop up given his reputation

>>75967516
>>75967523
ok, so it's addiction
and of course I can understand that, I'm badly addicted to ciggies so obviously I understand now why they can't stop eating. I know what it's like to go without ciggies for a couple of hours ffs.

all you had to say was that it's an addiction

i'm addicted to posting in /brit/

>>75967547
also, smoking suppresses appetite

>>75967508
t. subhuman non-lanklet

>>75967527
>that haven't devoted any serious attention to it or found the kid and asked for a blood test or anything
they've done exactly that

your ignorance is frustrating

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>>75967458

>>75967527
Interesting you'd bring up the BBC they were incredible during the past US election period. Did you follow any of it?

If you want to explain why something like this for example isn't touched by the news:
https://youtu.be/jUDTcxIqqM0
but how many scoops of ice cream Trump has is virtually a national scandal, I'm all ears.

I get my news almost entirely from alex jones.
sorry not sorry

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>>75967590

Do any British people (as in *actual* British people living in Great Britain) actually want Northern Ireland to be part of this country? We just keep having to bankroll their benefits and we don't really have any shared identity, despite loyalist claims.

>>75967642
don't care tbqh
only care about england and wales

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hav amnesia
cant remember anything from 2013-2015

>>75967527
thainonce is a gullible rorke nonce that buys into any conspiracy theories that support his rorke views tbph.

>>75967673
its ok nothing happened anyway

>>75967673
shit time anyway

>>75966590
>Spying another wedding taking place, Mr Guiso had an idea.

>'I said "that could be us",' he told The Toowoomba Chronicle.
business idea: marry a dog

>>75967642
honestly, no. aside from a few right wing rangers/chelsea fans

>>75967673
me neither really

have a vague memory of getting grand theft auto 5 in 2013 but that's about it

more like poorthern direland

>>75967675
don't even necessarily believe it, never said I did, was just putting it out there as a topic since someone else brought up illegitimate Clinton kids and he lost his mind.

>>75967675
do you really think it's impossible that a president who was impeached for fucking an intern could have an illegitimate child?

>>75967614
The BBC are good for natural history. David Attenborough. Used to be good for comedy but not now. Never ever trust the news agency. It is not impartial it has an agenda and that's not good.

>>75967673
ukraine crisis
mh370
charlie hebdo
rise of corbyn

>>75967675
he's also a nonce

>>75967731
>charlie hebdo
oh, you mean islamophobic bigots getting what they deserved?

remember 2009?

>>75967745
sheed

>>75967757
I literally cant think of a single significant event from 2009.

>>75967728
>Don't even have Top Gear anymore
Once Sir Dave shuffles off this mortal coil, I honestly have no reason to watch anything the BBC produce. Sad.

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I shared a link and a business idea where the fuck are my (You)s?
this is unacceptable

>>75967783
i imagine muslims killed a bunch of people. but thats every year really.

>>75967787
you dont like the multicultural costume dramas?

>>75967783
michael jackson dying

>>75967783
michael jackson died
fred became the first channel on youtube to reach 1 million subscibers

>>75967736
VERY good post

Fuck everyone in this thread

remember the japanese tsunami? was mad

>>75967804
I wouldn't watch them even without the diversity factor

>>75967805
>>75967806
ah yes 'died'
wake up sheeple

>>75967818
happened right after our big earthquake so I didnt' really care

>>75967783
the sri lankan civil war ended
also iraq and Afghanistan were still things
people were depressed because they were poor from the recession

im hungry and cold

ate too much and sweating

>>75967849
do a soup

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>live in small town
>already repulsed the tiny population of women on dating sites
bow before me, o ye normies

>xbox one x
what the fuck is this

>>75967892
x is the coolest letter so adding one makes it a cool name

remember 2006?

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>E3

>>75967880
but did you marry your dog?

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want someon to chew on my ear

>>75967920
Yes

>>75967892
um sweety its just the same old xbox one
but gayer

xbox one x

>>75967934
no i was trying a recipe from your country so i have no dog anymore

I'm holding out for the xbox one x 360 extreme limited edition

https://youtu.be/1ZB4e4-2io0
https://youtu.be/MxPuqjrhuFg
https://youtu.be/weLbqGuopKw
>etc.

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>>75967967
>that flag
must've mistakenly used a recipe from yours

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

how do you pronounce it
xbox wunks?

>>75967978
wow 2006 seems like a decade ago

Getting my daily dose of insomnia

>>75968003
going to need you to slow time down a bit if you will.

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>Molyneux and Sargon

might trim the face pubes

>>75967978
/brit/ began when that volcano erupted in Chile

>>75967783
obama inaugurated

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job interview tomorrow lads

getting my daily dose of sertraline and vitamin D

>>75968041
hmm

>>75967121
>yank education

>>75968040
done that the other day, now you can see my double chin
shan't be doing that again

Remember 1948?

>>75967711
yeah I'm furious
off my head

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>>75967938
*meows*
*chews it*

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>another 55 hour week ahead

>>75968048
yeah I remember that, king nigger as I call him messed it up entirely haha what a cuck

>>75967292
Kek

hmmm ah yes i'm sure the BBC are very unbiased when it comes to taxes

no conflict of interest there at all...

>>75968057
thailad have you ever flown business class?

>>75968066
yeh? write me another book about it. :^)

>>75968069
cats have rough + painful sandpapery tongues so its not fun or sexy when they do it

reckon everything from 2005-2015 is trash

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>yeah I remember that, king nigger as I call him messed it up entirely haha what a cuck

Income tax? Violation of the NAP mate.

>>75968098
mong

http://pubcrawlnewyork.com/

thoughts? i want to do this with the lads this summer

>>75968090
nah making my dinner
breading chicken wings

>>75968087
Literally every time I go to book a ticket I say 'fuck, last time was grim as fuck, going business class this time'
>see price
>Well, it's only to get from A to B, no sense in paying all this..
>>75968104
noice

>>75968094
dont think cats chew with their tongues mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44fK3WhY-V0

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wiped my arse and found fresh red paint laying on the bog roll, howd that get there ahhahahahaa

vietnam could be richer than taiwan if they adopted capitalism

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job centre today

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>>75968119
happens to me too

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the gf

put a drop of red paint on some fruitcake's bog roll hahaha wish i could see his face when he pulls that one out of his ass hahaaa

>>75968103
pub crawls are always shit
after the second pub everyone is sick of it

>>75968103
FOY with your flaccid, laughable attempts to appropriate English culture.

>>75968149
tickets are only like 16 and 22 bucks depending on the east or west village

doesnt seem too bad, says you get special privs as well

>>75967719

he wasn't impeached?

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What books you lot reading then?

>ywn look like this with a monstrous willy

http://imgur.com/a/bMVZU

>>75968165
bible

>>75968160
actually he was

>>75968165
nerd

>>75968165
lotr in bed, the magicians nephew in the toilet

>>75968165
al-Qurʾān

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>>75968159
>tickets
>organized pub crawls

>>75968165
fear and loathing in whipsnade

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>reading
haaaaaaa...

>>75968160
It was like the biggest scandal in US history for some reason, more money went into investigating it than 9/11 apparently. :/

>>75968165
rereading American gods.
Not a /lit/ cunt.
Like some subversive shit occasionally

>>75968205
why would they waste money investigating something they initiated?

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>didn't go to uni
>now a NEET
>friend invites me on one of his uni pub crawls
>go
>absolutely terrified being surrounded by normans

There's no hope for me is there lads, it was over before it even began

>>75968165
me on the end

these housewife 'exercise in front of the TV' routines are killing me

really let meself go

>>75968159
>special privs

yeah you and the other 100 mugs there

>>75968170

jus b urself :) x

>>75968197
Q: What does my $20 get me?

A: 4 of NYC’s greatest hot-spots, free drinks & drink specials, 100% free admissions, like-minded people, awesome guides, and an unforgettable night out in NYC!

i've paid 10 bucks for cover in literal shithole bars in waterloo and guelph. seems like a good deal in NYC

>>75968165
Beyond Good and Evil

>fedora.jpg

>>75968144
what's her twitter now
is she happy with the election

>>75968218
don't know, don't even see the big deal really. As long as he was doing his job, don't give a shit who he was fucking.

>>75968165
Augustus by john williams

>>75968173

actually he wasn't

>>75968239
she's never happy

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>pub crawl
>4 pubs

that's a fucking sprint

>>75968219
the only way to get good at socialising is to do it a lot
you need to practice like with everything lad

>>75968051
Are you my gf

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post commie slags

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Q: Should I tip the bartenders for my drinks?

A: This is important. Here it is customary to tip for every drink, even for average service (unless of course they are rude to you). Understand: in the U.S. bartenders and servers salaries are paid by the customer tips, and not the restaurant/bar. The more comfortable you become with this the better your experience will be.

>>75968165
war and peace

>>75968232
>4 of NYC’s greatest hot-spots, free drinks & drink specials, 100% free admissions, like-minded people, awesome guides, and an unforgettable night out in NYC!

>4 pubs
>1 free bottle of bud light at the first pub
>admission to a pub
>like-minded people aka other mugs who thought this was worth it
>awesome guides aka unbearable overexcited twats trying to start chants

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>>75968232
I'm sure you and the gaggle of other squawking nu-males will have an 'awesome xD' time

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>>75968051
glad i don't know that feel aha

>>75968165
prefer not to say

i had subscribed to /r/metacanada i thought it'd be a joke subreddit its just turbororkes

>>75968283
t. posting on 4chan for the majority of your holiday

>>75968149
wrong

>>75968277
mate don't pretend like Canada is any better, you have to tip everyone and you don't even show tax on your menus, jog on trying to take the piss

>>75968281
Oooh say can you see

>>75968279
no one reads that unless they need to for some reason. Tedious shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYlADTZf-7Y

>>75968298
>holiday
I'm living here and have nothing to do for most of the day since I'm not working.

>>75968316
there is a reason; I'm a genius

haven't been on /brit/ for a year or so, have I missed any good gimmicks?

>>75968300
literally never tip at a bar, unless i'm there for a meal. bartenders are scummy fucks who have no moral objection to short changing drunk people who trust them.

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>YO DUDE YOU HERE FOR THE PUB CRAWL HAHA IT'S GON' BE LIT MY DUDE, can I see your wristband? *ticks your name off the clipboard* ARITE BRO WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR A FEW MORE SO GO AND GRAB A BREWSKI ON US AND WE'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU HAHA- AYO DUDE, DON'T FORGET YOUR CHANT SHEET, WE WANT THESE PUBS TO KNOW WE'RE COMING AHAHA

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going downt moon
anyone want owt?

Drinking coffee while shit falls from my arse

>>75968268
>Lives in first-world capitalist democracy.
>Idolises third-world communist dictatorships without making any effort to move there

Ahh yes, 'communists'.

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Redpill

>>75968173


>Bill Clinton was ACQUITTED. The senate did NOT reach the 2/3's majority needed to fully process his impeachment. Clinton was tried for impeachment by the House on two charges. The first being perjury, and the second being obstruction of justice. Following this he was ACQUITTED by the senate.

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>>75968346

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>restaurant adds 10% service charge automatically but still expects you to tip

>>75968323
we all know you're there to nonce underage trannies lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFE2SnliiV0

CHOON
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>>75968249
If you like it try the biographies by Everett, Goldsworthy, Dio and Bleicher (think thats all correct spelling but not sure) in that order. Also Liva by Barratt and Marcus Agrippa by Powell.

>>75968299
depends how much you drink I guess
there's always one guy who drags the rest of the group down because he either drank too much or is a lightweight
pub crawls are only fun when you have a car or bikes to get around

>>75968348
lizard

>>75968332
Bet you are a genius. Still a shit book.

how do i make morrowind fun lads

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>>75968346
>(clap, clap, clapclapclap
>clapclapclapclap)

>>75968376
nah dublin has a pub or club nearly every second building it seems

>>75966721
What the fuck is this meme

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>not going to a pub crawl where the majority of people are tourists looking for a shag

HOWLING

alri thailad

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>>75968370
>trannies in vietnam
maybe in Saigon

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SPAFFING: >>75968405

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alri

>>75968401
mate you won't be getting within 10 feet of any birds looking for a shag considering you're mulling it over with us whether you should go to this Yank pastiche of a pub crawl

>>75968401
>4 girls to 15 ultra thirsty guys
DUDE ITS GONNA BE LITTY

>>75968401

you don't need to in new york

go to any pub. you'll end up a Terminal 5 or the mean fiddler