I just want to live in Australia

I want to build an expensive climate-controlled mansion in the middle of the Outback

I would own a private jet and fly it to the city for groceries

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>>75963626

Australia is not full

>>75963626
say it with me


FUCK!

OFF!

WE'RE!

FULL!

Ill be moving to Perth for work in 3 weeks. Does anyone have any advice for me?

>>75964279
Stay out of the eastern suburbs, don't expect much to happen

>>75963626
I don't

*invades Australia illegally*

>>75964334
*dumps you in PNG and leaves you to fend for yourself*

>>75964279
I'm from Perth

I love it because its comfy and slow paced, but there isn't a whole lot of excitement here like what you might get in the larger cities. We probably have the best weather in the country though, so there's that.
There's not too much to know. There's a few dodgy areas but they're not exactly dangerous, just a bit shit.

>>75963626
come in, we're empty