*autistic screeching* edition
/cum/
/cum/
>>75963370
It was fun tho. It's like kikeposting on /pol/
>/semen/ in the thread
gross
>>75963416
It's not just in the thread
Southern nationalism and agrarianism.
Gonna be a carpenter and move to the Canadian wilderness buds
No one's going to nuke Canada
>>75963576
>moving north
Best states:
1. New York
2. the rest
>>75963219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QwQPX_yjnM
>>75963596
rude
>>75963596
It's too fucking hot here
If I had a chance to give the South the climate of Alberta I'd do it in a heartbeat
>>75963651
my god
>anyone can be a gamer
>even if you do a "suduku" on your phone
she should commit sudoku
watch the bethesda conference buds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbslVwy0XzY
night /dixie/
>>75964168
Goodnight senpai
We need another Northern Crusade.
>>75964168
sleep tight
Hey, folks. Little busy earlier, I'm on here now though. Better late than never, hm?
>>75963798
"Yeah, I'm, like, sooo totally a gamer. I play Candy Crush every day for an HOUR."
Morning y'all
>>75970725
Morning kurwa
>read about General Lee
>realise how based he was
>end up becoming a dixieboo
>>75971876
>being named after a CAR
Remove an*tolshits
>>75973180
wut
>J*nkee humour
good morning /dixie/
>>75976645
Morning senpai
>>75976729
just started my days off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHGgixtvl14
>>75976768
About to take a test with Dave Chappelle
>>75977652
is that a metaphor
just had a chiggun bisget for bregfust
not as good as bojangles tho
>>75977862
No. My professor looks and acts like him
Hot as fuck rn
>>75979519
why
you doing something strenuous for once kek
>>75979583
I had to walk for about 5 seconds from my truck to my apartment door
>>75979709
>5 seconds
senpai i was outside yesterday in the 90 degree heat for 8 hours and when i got off work i drove to bryant to plant a seven foot cherry tree for some family friends in some rocky clay
PERFECT MED WEATHER
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>>75980117
raining rockets?
hail of bullets?
>>75979877
Sucks 2 suck senpai
>>75980231
nah it was a great day
i made money at my gainful employment and then helped out some folks and got to have some free moonshine afterwards
reading old /tg/ writefaggotry
>>75980642
>HFY threads
I remember those
there's a big fuckoff collection of those on imgur
>>75981228
i might check those out
its been a few years since they started, im sure theres some i havent read
>>75981399
I thought tg hated those
there was a good one for mass effect but the author stopped updating it
>>75981779
i was around when they first started up, /tg/ moved on a long time ago but ill still read HFY when i find it
it all arose from /tg/ being butthurt at Avatar, the sentiment was "why the fuck wouldn't they just glass the planet from orbit to mine the resources without hassle"
>>75981904
>why the fuck wouldn't they just glass the planet from orbit to mine the resources without hassle
Radiation
>European income tax rates
>>75985041
Their corporate taxes are lower than ours tho
Yet another condemnation of Godless socialism
Deport everyone not of Anglo-Celt descent
OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF COTTON, OLD TIME'S THERE NOT FORGOTTEN
LOOK AWAY
LOOK AWAY
BURNING ATLANTA
>>75986607
I enjoyed this post, I'll admit.
>>75986773
he obviously tried very hard
>>75986258
oy vey
>>75987868
Oi I thought you had Scotch-Irish blood
>>75988136
Only half
>>75988163
You're still of Celtic descent, are you not?
>>75988618
I thought you meant full blooded
>>75988639
who the fuck is full-blooded anything in the US
>>75988639
Of course not. I'm only 3/4 Anglo-Celt myself. People with Anglo-Celt descent that isn't minuscule or whose family has been here since colonial times can stay.
So when Port of Rico becomes a state, where will Rican posters post?
Will turx receive special rights in independent /dixie/land
>>75989558
>special rights
no
but they'll have equal rights
>>75989558
Yes, shoot on sight.
>>75989721
Good post
>>75989851
GREAT post
>9/10 nap
now for vidya
Cock
>>75991277
Does anybody even know what they mean when they use the 100 emoji?
>>75994480
some millennial bullshit
>>75994480
"keeping it 100 percent"
so doing well or something, I dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9XNzcqA42s
reminder that n'wah are ruining society and do not believe in the righteous almsivi
Reminder that you literally worship a shemale
>tfw she actually liked me and I blew it
I fell for the three date rule. We were on our third date and hadn't even held hands yet, so I tried to make some sort of move. I told her I really liked her, and wanted to keep going out with her, kind of broke the fun we were having, made an awkward moment, and then left. First date she was making cute jokes about where she wanted to get married. Third date she said let's just be friends. I blew it and now I sit here again, posting on anonymous Thai interpretative dance forums about how I'm a bitter kissless virgin, working out and posting my body on /fit/ so men compliment me because women don't. Not gonna end it yet lads, still too young, but if shit doesn't change by the time I'm twenty I'm out.
[spoiler]I'm not even sure if she's had her first kiss yet btw[/spoiler]
>>75996781
you're not even twenty? fuck's sake don't take it so hard. That said, it sucks my man. Wish you could go out and get a drink.
>>75994731
I mean, I know it's got a generally positive meaning. Upchurch (country rap guy I've posted here a couple times) uses it in his Facebook posts sometimes even, and I get the idea behind it, but it's not one of those ones where you could just as easily have written a couple words in its place.
>>75996871
I have plenty of alcohol in the house rn. I am just afraid I'll an hero if I get drunk.
>>75996781
never tell a girl what you're thinking senpai
always let them assume something or another, the shit they make up in their heads will always be more appealing to them than the truth
>not telling the person you're with what you're feeling
sad
>>75996919
look man, there's always another girl
dont fall for societies memes about everyone around you constantly fucking and falling in love, shits hard on everyone
>>75996964
theyre women not people
if you tell them how you feel they use it against you
they live life by a different set of natural laws than men
>>75996936
T-thanks space ghost.
>>75996919
>committing suicide over a breakup when you're a fucking teenager
Jesus Christ, don't be so goddamn hard on yourself. You've got years and years ahead of you to find someone to spend your life with, shit ain't always gonna come up roses the first time around. Find some other cool stuff to distract yourself with. Seriously, I hardly care whether or not I'm in a relationship because there's so many other things in my life that matter to me.
>>75997055
Now there's some penman wisdom. That said it still fucking sucks.
>>75997031
>if you tell them how you feel they use it against you
>>75997034
never let a woman keep you down anon
personally i look to stoicism to help me through shitty times
http://classics.mit.edu/Antoninus/meditations.1.one.html
understanding that the emotions you feel are physical reactions, but never losing control, as the mental state is a choice
>>75997229
i almost miss when i didnt understand them
>>75996781
>not even twenty
Please be my guest and kys
honestly though, can we agree that Tennessee is the best Southern state to live in?
>highest percentage of whites
>cultural hub
>low crime
>no state income tax
>cool flag
I'd be open to moving there one day.
>>75997734
fuck off
no bully in /dixie/ turk
>>75997814
its also right in the middle of the south
excellent positioning
>>75997877
yeah that's true, you can pretty much reach anywhere from there by car in a dozen or so hours.
Daily reminder libertarianism is comfy
>>75998029
GREAT post
>>75997055
I'm not committing suicide over a break up. It isn't even a break up. That is just a small part of it. It just helped me fully realize how much of a shit human being I am and I don't know if I will change.
What would be the best city in the South of the United States for me?
I hate racism
I do not like xenophobia.
I look for very religious places.
I really like soccer
I am a fan of Major League Soccer (MLS)
I hate snow, ice, and winter
And I can only live in places that are warm all the time
>>75998029
Ya. I still want environmental regulations tho.
>>75998111
Georgia/Florida
>>75998143
Which Florida city would be the most ideal for me?
And which Georgia city would be the best for me?
Alright. I have a bunch of pains all over my body. Whiskey or Advil? Not gonna do both.
>>75997168
>Now there's some penman wisdom.
The funny thing is, I'm not even that much older than the dude.
>>75998118
CO2 emissions were already decreasing before the EPA started regulating the shit out of everything. The only thing they've been good for is dioxin
>>75998187
I second Florida. I would say texas cause I live there, and we are real nice to Latinos because half of us are Latinos, but honestly our beaches suck and our cities are pretty bad too. Sarasota is a pretty nice, inexpensive place to live in Florida, although if you go east coast there is slightly more history.
>>75998187
well atlanta is basically rhe hub of georgia, and it's really the nicest city in the state
as for florida you've got a lot of choice, and a lot of beachfront if you can afford it
it gets more latin further south near miami, and more culturally southern around the northern panhandle of the state
for florida i'd recommend a smaller town, the larger ones tend to be tourist hot spots, but nice towns 45m-1hr or so from the coast are probably the most affordable
>>75998199
Alright no response so I just drank some vodka instead. I feel like it was the right choice.
>>75998400
>t's really the nicest city in the state
no godammit, Savannah exists
>>75998266
>>75998400
my city in Florida
-> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando,_Florida
>>75998493
oh yeah, savannah is nice
but its turned into a liberal/hipster paradise
>>75998529
its nice, disney is there tho, so everything is gonna be a little extra expensive
>>75998111
jesus christ are you the guy who posts on /sp/ constantly asking for a city where the soccer team is more popular than the other sports teams?
>>75998657
>recognizing other posters
>>75998657
He is
>>75998111
Honestly you would probably like my state a lot. It's DC United territory, has a high latino population already, and there are very religious areas just like all of the South (some of which are Catholic). We do have some pretty bad winters sometimes though.
>>75998712
he sticks out in my mind because he made the same thread constantly and refused to listen when he got the same answer about how the MLS is a niche league at best in any given city.
>>75998794
soccer just doesn't compete with other sports in the US
its just reality
>>75998712
man I can recognize people on this board who don't even have the autism flags extension frequently. I need to get a fucking job.
>still haven't gotten a call back on those jobs
>>75998872
im only on /int/ for /dixie/ for the most part
then /tg/
occasionally i lurk /k/, and ill lurk /pol/ when a happening is going down
>>75998899
are you going in person or doing online apps
>>75998931
Online because I haven't had time
about to go to the places in person now since I have time
>>75998984
online apps are shit
you'll do better going in person, seriously
What should I say to my new tinder match?
>>75999009
if dubs
"ayy gurl want sum fugg"
>>75999008
I know. I've just been really busy since school started
>>75998984
This >>75999008 desu
Online apps are awful. Just go to local places with paper apps, most of the time you will get the job right after the interview. At least that is my experience doing entry level cooking and construction jobs.
>>75999008
what jobs can you apply for in person nowadays
>>75999047
I was gonna put "if dubs" but I didn't wanna hijack the thread. Thanks tho.
>>75999047
>>75999009
Rollan for same
>>75999067
in my experience most places with quick online hiring have high turnovers from being wageslave jobs
private owned businesses will usually all be paper applications, altho having a resume is useful too
>>75999094
how about "lemme squirt bebi in u"
>make a thread about habbenings in the SCS and what people think will happe
>10 replies
>make a thread asking about their height
>already at 100 posts
i give up
>baneposting is 5 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1N39MqfdRA
not bad
>>75999421
I do have a thing for bossa nova, I'll have to give that a listen.
Currently cooking my second chicken cheddar broccoli hot Pocket of the night because I have the house to myself and don't feel like cooking. Should I start drinking? I'm only one shot deep so far, I don't wanna go more than two unless I know I won't need to drive.
>>75999743
i too am drinking
go hard senpai
>>75999743
No shots, but have a beer or two.
Soon enough every video game franchise will have their male lead be replaced by a woman.
>>75999904
Is that some kind of feminist retribution for games having male leads?
>>75999921
Yes. Also Jews wanting western men to be weak and feminine.
>>75999904
I wouldn't mind if it wasn't so fucking forced all the time. I don't need to be reminded that she's a stronk womyn every five seconds
>>75999797
No beer rn. I actually really want milk. I'm also texting a grill rn so I'm gonna not go too hard. Maybe just two more shots.
Corporatism:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporatism
What do I do lads?
>>76000067
mirrors edge and lara croft games did it right imo
or maybe i didnt undrestand the english enough to see that it was forced
>>76000151
Not use cheesy pickup lines next time
>>76000184
The new Laura Croft games straddled the line but I think they were ok
>>76000151
Cut down on the number of Facebook icons at the top of the screen.
>>76000189
I'm gonna go with a strong
>"no"
, bud. Thanks tho. The cheesy pick up lines help you stand out from the one hundred "Hey"s and "What's up?"s.
>>76000262
>redditor
>unironically defending pickup lines
what a surprise
>>75999904
>>75999953
these are good posts
>>76000299
The Reddit app is just for the SAT subreddit from first semester senior year of HS. I am too lazy to uninstall it.
>>76000392
There's an SAT sub? Huh. I guess there's one for everything, I shouldn't be surprised.
Post your SAT scores:
1360.
>>76000501
2130.
>>76000413
those fuckers are prolific
the plebbit hivemind creeps me out tho
plus the rabid sjw censorship
>>76000413
It was actually pretty helpful. It turned it into kind of a hobby, like reading or lifting, so I would just casually study a bit. I wish I got into it earlier than two weeks before my test, but I still did much better than I would have.
>>76000501
1450/1600
I'm >>76000392
>>76000518
Yeah, I wouldn't try discussing politics/news/etc. there or nothing, but there some subs for less serious topics that I like.
>>76000501
Got a 35 on the ACT, never took the SAT
>Extreme statistic improbability that you will meet your ideal woman, much less marry her
Horrible!
>>76001509
If Trump likes Saddam why does he hate Assad?
>>76001543
why indeed
>>76001543
Because his daughter hates Assad
Hate spics and niggers tbqhwyf
>>76002002
Rude
>>76002053
Sorry just what I feel
>>76002002
>>76002156
b u r s e l f
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>>76002284
Have those guys been fired yet?
>>76002316
ones going soon, especially since the little shit came in an hour early each day last week and got like 5 hours overtime at time and a half (which isn't allowed obviously)
the others a part timer so i think he'll be fine actually, he stepped up this weekend and we got a shitload of work done
>>76002382
What a cunt
>>76002412
we dont get overtime unless we absolutely have to, he basically jewed himself like $50
>>76002469
>the jews actually invented a forum sliding app to flood /pol/
god damn it
>>76002524
It's not like reddit hasn't been ruining /pol/ for free for years
>>76002561
this shits different
>>76000501
2360. It's almost 10 years ago
>>76002579
>now we'll get 100 identical posts a day defending Israel from da mean stormweenies instead of 60
Don't really give a shit anymore
On a related note, I think they're about to start ramping up the BDS shit at the school
>>76002661
>BDS
wut
>>76002691
Boycott, Divestment, Sanction
Muslim Brotherhood/Hamas supported anti-Israel group that tries to get universities to boycott Israel because they kill the people who are firing rockets at civilians. Muslim version of the Soviet funded anti-nuclear protests
>>76002716
ah
there are certainly more muzzies than jews at UCA
>>76002753
I hate the Palestinians here more than I hate Jews and that's saying something. 500 MT nuke on the ME when
>>76002661
>I think they're about to start ramping up the BDS shit at the school
People on both sides of the issue would make a big racket about that where I went to school, every month or so. Student government made an issue of it too, to the point that one major 'party' had it in its platform to encourage the university administration to not buy Israeli products or whatever, while its main competitor was anti-BDS.
Unsurprisingly, most of the students running with the pro-BDS party were Middle Eastern or Indian, and most of the anti-BDS camp were Jewish.
Never met a sandnigger
>>76002809
I am 1/8th lebonese, am I sandnig tier? :(
>>76002840
>12%
No
>>76002809
Jewry isn't unique to Israel. I hate Arabs so much
>>76002792
I would imagine that BDS is a lot more of an issue there. I only ever hear about the protests happening in Cali
>>76002857
I'm 1/8th Irish bit I still look like a subhuman, it's literally negligible
>>76002877
They are two sides of the same Semite coin
all my friends are moving out
>>76002932
Make new friends
E3 was dogshit this year
>>76002977
>watching E3
Reminder that one drop of blood is all it takes to no longer be white.
>>76003019
Bit ridiculous if I do say so myself
>>76002941
next to impossible here
most people who share my hobbies are generally terrible people who I have no desire to associate myself with
>>76003055
Don't make new friends
>>76003019
It's deeper than that, though. If a white kid gets adopted by "please claim your 1.3 million dollar inheritance" email scammers from Benin, he's gonna grow up like a kid from Benin, regardless of who his real parents are.
>>76003055
>most people who share my hobbies are generally terrible people who I have no desire to associate myself with
tabletop gaming?
>>76003227
Could also be cooking meth.
>>76003227
yup
christ have I tried
they're all insufferable neckbeards, obnoxious manchildren, or autistic cunts who are utterly incapable of empathizing with others
and they let their hobbies define themselves. they have zero personality outside of "omg i am such a fucking nerd about games and comics, let me talk to you for the next hour about the latest capeshit movies and my stupid ideas for games"
makes me want to neck myself
do you ever just sit in your room and stare at the wall
>>76005075
Not exactly, but sometimes I'll just look around or stare into the distance while drinking a hot cup of coffee or tea or something.
What are the prices like for rentals in outdoor shooting ranges in Florida? Wanna take my dad there
>>76006107
Can't you own pistols and shotguns there?
another fine day in Sarmatia
good morning y'all
>>76012970
Morning bud
Russian influence from the US must be eradicated. Too much of the Foundation of Geopolitics has been achieved. This great nation is falling prey to Russia's ruinous intentions. Native Americans beware of foreign influence.
>>76013238
Go away
>>76013238
don't speak ill of the motherland, comrade, they are monitoring our communications
>>76013238
done ;)
>>76013238
>muhh russia everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFrUYq72OR0
>Can't fail at achieving your goals if you don't have any
>>76017370
>>76011926
Yeah but it's too much of a hassle and I want to go somewhere warm anyway
>tfw out of Mad Men episodes
>>76025919
watch vintage porn instead
>>76026168
>>76027147
>joan
>tfw no Christina Hendrix gf
Why live?
what's up buds
>>76029880
Doing homework
>>76030033
that's cool
Any Texas friends?
>>76030233
It's not
>>76030426
well, at least it provides a distraction
>>76030697
From what?
>>76030724
life
>>76030833
I like my life though
>>76030855
then i guess it really does suck
>>76030905
Ye
>>76027447
>she was the only main actress on the show to never appear in any state of undress
kill me
>>76031168
she has the greatest
C U R V E S
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>>76031253
>read the show's wiki article after finishing it
>apparently a marked increase in women requesting breast implants occured coinciding with the show's run
>>76031321
they had to photoshop don's dong on the adverts because his bulge was too big
>>76031361
really?
>>76031425
I believe it
relevant
>>76031361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuaYqufQ3cs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=247iW_J_mb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxIbq7HkalQ
>hiro got rid of mandatory national flags on /pol/
holy shit, the place might actually become somewhat bearable again.
>>76036479
Do they have the JIDF and Rhodesia flags back?
>>76036479
in a dixie thread there right now
found a bunch of new memes
>>76036479
>you can even post with a Confederate flag if you want to
>>76036514
can i post with a confederate flag?
>>76036503
no it doesn't look like the same flags as 2011-2013 /pol/. It's mostly symbols for different ideologies plus a few joke ones like United Nations, "hippie", and black nationalist.
I doubt 90% of reddi- I mean /pol/'s userbase even know about the JIDF meme at this point anyway.
>>76036582
>>I doubt 90% of reddi- I mean /pol/'s userbase even know about the JIDF meme at this point anyway.
sad
>>76036582
>>76036530
>>76036514
>>76036503
>>76036479
>/dixie/ now has relevant presence on /pol/
our influence is expanding
clearly the creation of this general has had an impact
kek
>>76036865
war has changed
>>76036865
lel
>>76036934
War never changes.
>>76037045
such is life in the zone
>>75963378
>Be born in Massachusetts
>Know the CSA were just in the War of Northern Aggression, and Lying Abe was a tyrant who destroyed the very foundations and values America was built upon, as well as it's culture
>When I say this online I get called Cletus
>>76037352
t. Cletus
https://youtu.be/_Q--iGgtRn8
https://www.citizensforethics.org/press-release/maxine-waters-named-most-corrupt-member-of-congress/
>>76039019
Isn't she the one who drafted articles of impeachment with that guy from Texas
>>76039019
why am i not surprised
>>76039019
I wonder how these people keep getting elected.
>black
>D-CA
ohhh
Anyone got any dirt on Elizabeth Warren?
>>76040133
I still don't understand why that woman is relevant let alone being discussed as a possible Presidential candidate at age 67
What state is the best to find a gf
I want to become southern
>>76039019
>>76039320
The picture of her there looks suspiciously like an incompetent financial aid staffer from my university. They sent me a (real, paper) letter saying "hey, we'll give you some money for school", then made it disappear from what the system online said without explanation. I had to do a lot of back-and-forthing with them to get them to give me what they said they were going to. This one lady apparently sent her emails without reading them and turned spell check off or something, because she wrote a lot of sentences that meant nothing and used words that looked like keyboard-mashing. Ended up searching her name on Facebook for shits and giggles. Very religious black woman, somehow working for a university without having a degree herself.
Her name ain't Maxine, though.
95 degrees the past 2 days in Illinois and humidity is swamp tier.
How do you deal with it? 95 isn't even bad, but the humidity gets me
>>76042548
Sweet tea and beers for days. Heat kills me, so I just pour cold drinks down my throat until the evening comes around and it ain't so bad.
Also, smoothies. Heat takes my appetite away sometimes, I tend to lose weight in the summer without trying because of it. Put some fruit and ice in a blender, now you can eat without feeling like eating and it's good for ya.
Hsjejdi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3IJ05QntXQ quick reminder to listen to it hourly
>>76044760
Great contribution my friend
>>76042086
Virginia, you can't turn them any more blue
A crazy just opened fire on a congressional baseball team practice and hit the house majority whip and a congressman from Texas, habbbening
Are Randlet was also there but was unharmed
>>76051361
>Are Randlet was also there but was unharmed
We'll never get a martyr :(
>the shooter asked somebody whether it was Democrats or Republicans practicing before opening fire
How do we save black americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0
nooooo
NOOOOOOO
>>76057255
how do we get this fucking retard out of my state?
>>76057255
>>76057327
What are they putting in your water
>>76057255
>>76057327
Glass D.C., problem solved.
I'm going to post here.
>>76057406
Chris is from Southern Virginia unfortunately, he also has a pretty pronounced southern accent and the characters in his comics say "y'all".
>>76057507
Glass Virginia, problem solved.
>>76057571
go ahead