/brit/

NEED a quebecois gf

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can't sleep and the alarm is 298 minutes away
might have to roll a little spliff although I have hardly any weed

you want to know how to take a short trip to hell?

Democratic Unionist Party

>>75960046
I hope you go to jail, stoner degenerate

real babestation hours

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doing a read

>tfw to intelligent two be hungry

>>75960049
no i already know how to get to my ex-wife's hahaha

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up the ra

I thought the north didn't want to reunify with Ireland

>french people fucking disgust me
>want to genocide the planet except for myself and the remaining tiny amount of whites in america, the brits, the eastern euros, the japs, and the koreans
French people are better than all of the groups you mentioned apart from brits
let's genocide yanks instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKlzOimrw2w

Sinn Fein

>>75959977
fuck that, that means we would have to bail out their country instead of germany

doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ8V2AFUq0

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mates gf added me on snapchat and no idea where she got my username

>>75960110
it's okay to be jealous, rasheed

>>75960169
Off your mate?

for the people who disliked this post go burn in hell my brothers died trying to protect you and your family

Quick my British lads
Opinions on the spray-tanned fat sack of shit we have as our president?

>>75960140
ah yes, men who are slowly dwindling

>>75960210
loved him during the election campaign
not a fan of him after he was elected

fuk whitey

edit: wow thanks guys I'm overwhelmed with the support, many upvotes and reddit gold! I love this community!

>>75960049
get on the first train to edinburgh?

>>75960176
don't have the mate in question on snapchat..

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I'm late to the party.

Did he run in the Silly Party, or the Very Silly Party?

>>75960169
Think they can add you via phone number

>my brothers
AYO
I THINK YOU MEANT
MUH ANCESTORS

https://youtu.be/GKt6vRfNvuc
based black man BTFO antifa
love civic nationalism

People like to shit on Bieber, but most of his songs are innocent tunes about love, whereas most singles from other pop icons nowadays are just about having proliferate sex and partying and the night is never going to stop do shots suck cocks

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/james-arthur-dating-adult-television-2670878

>>75960281
will i click this video?
no, i shall NOT click this video

>>75960276
TERRORIST SYMPATHISER

>>75960287
hence why people like to shit on him

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Been away from /brit/ for a month and a half

missed you x

>>75960281
the left are actually mentally ill

it's not a meme

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Communism doesn't exist

>>75960315
never has x

Does anyone else hate their das arguing voice? really makes me want to spark the old crippled cunt out

>>75960287
I unironically like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzSHLmChfg

>>75960281
>>75960308
christ

thank god i live in the countryside

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>>75960306
Never should've come back lad.

Now we have to reinitiate you with the re-initiation paddle.

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>>75960281
>fat, leather clad white woman calling a West Indian Brit a racist fascist

Best timeline 2bh

roody-poo

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>>75960288
>that nu-male runtoid got to shag her

https://www.t-51.com/lori-buckby-2017-06-10/

>>75960340
paddle me naked
ignore the throbbing erection I'll have

>>75960343
>West Indian Brit
uh

Those Japanese capsule hotels look extremely comfy lads

>>75960386
Sierra Leonean or something he said later, my bad

it's now officially been a month since i last spoke
wahey

roody-poo

Gonna fucking go into the kitchen and tear the head of that stupid old drunken fucking wanker if he doesn't stop his whining

That whiny fucking high pitched nasally voice is driving me fucking mental, I'll go in there and break his leg for him again stupid crippled fuck

>>75960321
Never can, the whole concept of it is false

been phlegming into a burger king cup for days, there's at least 150ml of pure slimy phlegm
so grim and it smells funny too

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just took 400ug of lsd

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>>75960407

>>75960416
>Gonna fucking go into the kitchen and tear the head of that stupid old drunken fucking wanker if he doesn't stop his whining

You shouldn't be talking about your dad like that anon

>>75960322
was terrified of him even though in retrospect he never did anything (other than kicking my arse one night) whereas my mother slapped the shit out of us with the wooden spoon anytime we got out of line

What size feet do you have lads

Size 9 here

>>75960416
Incredibly rude thing to say about your father.

everyone's trying
to decide
where to go
when there's no place to hide
i follow the bombs as they're coming down
this must have been
hallowed ground

>>75960466
12

>>75960466
size 12
I'm a big guy

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>>75960452

>>75960466
12

>>75960452
>>75960475
Don't care. He's driving me up the fucking wall, stupid old fucking cunt never cared about me so fuck him I'll smash that wine bottle over his fuckkng head.

charging my phone
NOT looking forward to what's going to be there after 6 months off

flat earth is real

>>75960481
>>75960487
>>75960518
Pics

>>75960522
So leave his home, you weirdo

>>75960466
size 12

>>75960466
14 in US size 13.5 in UK size

>>75960460
Still terrified of my Father. He's very nice n has mellowed in old age but he's not one you can argue against and if he ever snapped he could destroy me.

>>75960511
>24 celebrities you would never guess are actually black

WE WUZ

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>>75960452

>>75960460
>>75960562
I could slap my father about and I'm very seriously considering it right now, think tonight is the night I'll snap on the cunt

Fucking idiot flatmate put his milk on its side after her already opened it and now there's milk absolutely everywhere in the fucking fridge

>>75960401
Why are you interested in them?

dancing a jig

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>>75960540
my size 12s

>>75960562
You aren't truly a grown man until you and your dad realise you're the one who'd win in a fight

>>75960597
State of those nails

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>>75960534
there was nothing there

my dad is dead

>>75960592
Just saw a video about one on the 'tube

just killed some fat yanks dad

>>75960636
bit rude

>>75960630
hopefully you're not too far behind

Lads did your fathers really care about you? Mine was a drunken lout and he never once in my life told me he was proud of me or that he loves me.

just saw a nigger lads

>>75960597
>those fucking nails

>>75960647
very rude

>>75960665
did you say hello

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>>75960617
>phone company cancelled my account because I hadn't made a call on their network in over 8 months

>>75960678
hello nigger

>>75960665
>>75960678
>america
>implying youre not all black
your blood has been tainted, there's no longer any reason to be racist :)

Tell me about yourselves lads. What do you do, where abouts you live, who you live with, your loves, your dreams, your wants, your desires. Your most favourite things.

>>75960617
haven't checked my voice mail in 7 years haha

>>75960700
all me

>>75960697
ha ha i'm not black

>>75960700
doxable info

>>75960616
>>75960676
wh-what's wrong with them?

>>75960700
hello gchq

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hahhahahahahahah gypsies

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>"""people""" who have tiny toenails like this

Literally not even human

>>75960663
he cared, but there always seemed to be a silent underlying resentment
i was always a depressed, introverted lout. still am.

>>75960663
Have you ever confronted him on the matter, non-aggressively?

>>75960700
mum's maiden name is Taylor, childhood best friend was called Jake, first pet was called rover

>>75960700
cant tell you about my dreams cause then they wont come true :/ x

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How are my toe nails lads?

>>75960729
They're all yellow innit

>>75960700
>What do you do,
Lawyer-in-training (articling)
>where abouts you live
Vancouver
>who you live with
I'm alone
>your loves
All unrequited
>your dreams
All unachieved
>your wants
All unsatiated
>Your most favourite things.
Love
Friendship
Being wanted
Being happy
Being a good person

>>75960762
Did no one tell anyone about you then? :3

>>75960773
Interesting. Thank you for answering. You might be hearing from me again soon.

>>75960751
my big toenails are so big they grow into the toe meat and are ingrown

>>75960699
honestly this

>>75960780
>Did no one tell anyone about you then? :3
what

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>>75960744
I hate Stewart Lee. He's like Ian Huntley to me. Seriously, when there is the comedy equivalent of the Nuremberg Trials, this fucker will be hanged from the highest fucking lamppost and pelted with wasps' nests and dog shit before being roasted with a flamethrower. Fucking hell, I can't put into words how much I detest this utter fucking cunt.

>>75960700
>do
student but currently out of action because i'm heavily depressed
>live
northern ireland
>with
nobody
>loves
nothing
>dreams
none
>wants
a way out
>desires
to not have autism
>favourite things
the things i've legitimately enjoyed i've stopped because of fears of being judged by others. kayaking, tennis, cycling, all short lived bursts.. i just don't want to be seen.

>>75960700
poo

wank

>>75960771
struggling to care

>>75960832
You're a dream come true x

>>75960754
Really? At least he didn't show his hate for you directly. When I was a child he would beat me and spite me, but as I grew I became taller and stronger than him and he stopped but still cracked down hard on me with his emotional neglect. He was also drunk a lot of the time. I really hate him, I hate everything about him. Wish I could have had a nice father that cared for me. I think a lot of the issues that I have today with anger and anxiety are a result of him.

>>75960758
No, he wouldn't listen or care anyway. It's hilarious, I bring something up with him that I care about, something personal and he'll completely deflect it. His ability to just deflect and ignore is amazing.cits frustrating.

>>75960845
This one is funny though

https://youtu.be/nwkEEqXT3uQ

>>75960869
Thank you for responding. I'll have to think about this one, I might be able to help you with all of that if I can work something out.

think there's a bender among us

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>this was literally me
lousy traumatic childhood

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>>75960891
I love Stewart Lee, he's an idol to me, one of the funniest men I've ever seen.

>>75960869
I knew there was a strong correlation between unionism and autism

>>75960869
Hope you feel better soon Anon. What prompted your depression ad what were you studying?

>>75960891
unironically one of the greatest living comedians

>>75960907
Oh... I think that's me, I'll be going now... :'^(

gf just called me this >>75960933

we need summa more programs fo the youth
get em outta juvy and into dem sports

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A cultural bully from the Oxbridge Mafia who wants to appear morally superior but couldn’t cut the mustard on a panel game.

>>75960890
That sounds really awful lad. Can you move out and not have his spectre haunting you constantly?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497229903803.webm

me in the front row

>>75960972
strange post, would not leave you around my kids

>>75960891
*surreptitiously claps for the IRA*

>>75960992
>he thinks panel games are the height of comedy
dear oh dear the state of you

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>>75960913

i met my love by the gas works wall
dreamed a dream by the old canal
i kissed my girl by the factory wall
dirty old town
dirty old town

>>75960993
I'm only 19 and don't have enough money to move out, believe me I've been looking. Trying to find a mate who will move out with me. I'm unfortunately dependent on him for now.

>>75961022
>the state of you
How fucking autistic are you, lad?

>>75960919
i was raised catholic and i'm a taig. i'll likely be taking a short trip to dublin for when these shits do their yearly march
>>75960922
was studying history but was probably going to switch to something related to chemistry, since i saw that the job prospects were dire.
what prompted my depression was seeing that i would never be normal. every single social action i take is not natural, i try my damnedest to fit in, and it became increasingly obvious that i simply don't. i tried interacting with other spergs, but it just feels uncomfortable to me. one day i just snapped and just stopped.trying, and well, here i am.

>>75960281
this video is filmed where me and my friends would meet up during secondary school and sixth form
how dare those lefties screech on sacred ground

>>75961033
Wish I could help you out, I know that desire to escape all too well

>>75961043
lol alri mate reckon Dave has some reruns of Mock the Week you should be watching, off you pop

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gimmick idea: feed the squirrels until they're so obese they can't move, and then they'll fall prey to house cats

>>75961025
makes sense (it doesnt)

>>75961058
Cheers mate, hopefully I'll figure something out soon. In the meantime if this keeps up I think something is going to snap mentally in my head, right now the old bastards after polishing off a bottle of wine and he's stumbled to bed.

>>75961048
Your experiences are very similar to mine and I can completely relate 100% so you're not alone. You should take advantage of that NHS and seek psychiatric treatment, the longer you postpone it the more you'll regret it.

What'll you be doing in Dublin? Just drinking?

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we need mo money fo dem bonfires

>>75961130
dem bonfires an murals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHeGL-KueYQ

>>75961067
Mate, you're embarrassing yourself here. Jumped in on an exchange you weren't following and making yourself look foolish.

Learn to Google next time.

>>75961082
You seem dumb. State your IQ, studentexamen results and any degrees earned.

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Why are some animals cute but others aren't?

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>>75961181
Jumping spiders are cute :3

tfw severe yellow fever
someone help

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next pmqs

>>75961164
no u

>>75961169
hello yank

Give it to me straight

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>>75961163

>>75961221
stop acknowledging their existence

>>75961213
LOVING these shops

Are any of the Newfie posters about?
Why does your province still celebrate the Twelfth?

>>75961163
why do they laugh at him

fucking cunts

>>75961225
wtf is this real

>>75961216
This is the point where you realise you've made a big mistake.

Cocky little tit.

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>>75961204
*jumps on you*

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>Just had a shite and forgot to wipe. Would you mind taking care of it with your tongue anon?

How do you respond?

>>75961255
thought you were the mong from earlier on saying he hated are stewart, calm down you virgin

>>75961129
i'd been seeing a therapist for a year but it wasn't helping. we seemed to try a bunch of different approaches, and he seemed very fond of using a lot of technical terms that i could not give less of a shit about, but nothing really made an impression on me. he'd try to explore my issues without giving me any practical advice on how to resolve them.

and yeah, i'll probably just book a hotel and drink in the bar, or maybe just my room. i'd like to visit the national museum of ireland since I've heard good things about it, but i'd be lying if i said that was a sure thing

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*rolls toward /brit/*

>>75961270
With dirty anal, then dirty atm, probably some dirty atv somewhere

>>75961272
HOW FUCKING THICK ARE YOU????

Do therapists really work? I thought it was just a Ponzi scheme rich white Americans fell for

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>>75961258
*fends you off with a lollipop*

>>75961306
I don't think you know what a Ponzi scheme is

>>75961295
christ have a word with yourself you utter excuse
thought you were this runt >>75960845

>>75961270
girls """forgetting""" to wipe their bits is much more common than you would think

>>75961272
>thought you were the mong from earlier on saying he hated are stewart, calm down you virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Puggk5MCA

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Would you give up everything in your life to Facebook in exchange for being entered into a virtual reality MMORPG for the rest of your days?

Assume they could make you forget everything about your past life.

>>75961326
No haven't a clue just rattling off shite as usual

>>75961340
hadnt seen this one thank u x

are the UVF even still a thing?

last I heard they were biker-level drug dealers

>>75961311
bet that mantis is high as fuck from that lollipop

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>>75961330
>>75961272
>>75961216
>>75961067
>>75961022

Genuinely the dumbest cunt there has ever been on /brit/. Either that, or you're a newcunt straight from plebbit.

>>75961270
is she talking about her back bottom or her front?

have wanked 5 times today

>>75961277
Hate Walmart. Hate fat cunts. And honestly I hate most Canadians
Was in there earlier since its the only place open on Sunday and this fat numale in a green lantern shirt was blocking the way standing next to his cart looking at a flyer so I stood there for a second and waited.
After he moves and I go around him he turns to his kid and says "don't be like that son. say sorry or excuse me if you're going to barge past people who are trying to shop."

>>75961381
have a word.

>>75961381
>make an obscure reference to a not very popular stand up show of his
>someone doesn't recognise it
>this makes you sperg out
really think you should consider suicide

>>75961359
looks like the thing from splice

>>75961225
why is this shite music in the background
this was made by a yank wasn't it

>>75961270
sorry love, not a fan of bl*nde girls xx

>>75961404
you already told this story. maybe you shouldn't have bumped into him then

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>>75961412
>this damage control

>>75961368
No, not really. The entire thing is a fucking joke. There was an internal feud over drugs and a couple of years ago I think a lot of top unionist men got shot and others fled. Johnny Adair and his "C company" are now living in Scotland including Sam mccrory, his best mate who went from nazi to homosexual. State.

>>75961427
I didn't touch him

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>>75961340
>an aging cunt with an eskimo face from the 90s

>>75961437
lol
canadians are usually pretty cold and reserved in my experience despite the le they are nice meme

>>75961404
>>75961437
fuck OFF you rude, autistic clown!

haha

>>75961412
>make an obscure reference to a not very popular stand up show of his
But it's not obscure as pretty much everyone on here gets it as it's a regular thing when discussing Lee and one of his most well known routines.

>>75961415
it was me. I was about to use this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>75961452
Canadians are obsessed with trivial politeness but are also extremely passive aggressive.

why is brit dead
where is everyone

some utter autistic twat barged past me in wal mart when i was shopping with my wife's son

the nerve of this cunt

How cute is this? :3

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p055lch4

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why the FUCK aren't you donating sperm yet

>>75961619
Sleeping

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>>75961668
CUTE! CUTE! :3

>>75961668

would stamp that rats head into a bloody paste

got called racist for being white in mcdonalds

hey janny could you delete this thread x

>>75960041
The Yank obsession with Quebec is pure cringe

>>75961720
will crush your neck with my bare hands and get a throbbing erection watching you struggle and die

Springwatch is utter cancer

In actual fact anyone who watches any channel other than BBC1 (strictly for the news at 10 only), BBC4, BBC News, or BBC Parliament (borderline autistic tier) should be forcibly genocided

>>75961720
Bit nasty, lad. Are you a Pakistani by any chance?

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>pure cringe

Controversional opinion: the paras on both sides did far more harm than good

>>75961791
Yea

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>hey officer anon, we're doing a stake out, I brought you lunch, wanna bite?

how do you respond?

>>75961854
im not an officer

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>>75961842
Yes well only one of them's gonna be running the country

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You arrive in Northern England

>>75961876
Bit of a feigned outrage when no one ever cared about sinn fein running in mainland elections abstentationists or not

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going to read a book on dignity to hopefully start on the long road to attaining it
that'd be nice

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>>75961854
ate one of those the other day

was delicious

Tories out refugees in

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Size 13 reporting in

>>75961907
why do you keep posting this image

>>75961923
Are you a fat fuck or is your foot just a bit swollen?

think i'm size 8 or something
dunno don't care

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my size 10

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>>75961924
foy

>"great" shitain

>puerto rico voted to join the US
yanks is this going to happen or what

https://youtu.be/trunh3K5Lc4

chooooooooooon

>>75962036
hopefully not. they're literally 3rd world, not even half as rich as our poorest state (missouri)

do people in holland still go to hardstyle raves?

i poo twice a day

opinions?

>>75962036
Hope not
I filtered the Puerto Rican

want to cultivate a bonsai

>>75962059
not really many people though, wouldn't really be much of a strain would it?

Briefly attempted to not think negatively about other people around me.

Bit hard when they're all full of shite.

>>75962044
not enough Elvis posted here

Haven't seen Skeeter the field mouse yet tonight. Bit worried, hes usually made his evening dash across the edge of the room by now.

>>75962112
Cash would win a fight with Presley.
Just sayin.
Orbison would heem the two of them Zatoichi style.

really wish i had a harem of japanese women, several who are highly skilled in shiatsu massage, also desire a sushi chef to prepare sushi for me on demand

>>75962036
Only 25% turnout, and boycotted by one of the parties, so probably not on this one, at least.

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hate hayfever!

>>75962036
no

they would be a major drag on the nation there's literally no upside to them becoming a state

>>75962198
I have hay fever all year round because I am extremely allergic to dust. life is suffering. I have to sleep with my neck at a 90 degree angle or I can't breathe

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>>75962059
thought Mississippi was the poorest state

>>75962183
they've been unable to decide whether to join or leave through several votes iirc.

Spanish teacher back at school told me staying in their current situation allows them to pretend they're a sovereign nation while retaining the benefits of being "part of the US" but personally I think it's a bit rude to exploit our hospitality like that.

Orbison mentioned

https://youtu.be/kjq4wYuwgxs

>>75962231
He was beautiful.

>>75962225
I meant that. always get them mixed up

>>75962222
would kill myself iah

>>75962101
>over 3 million third worlders
>not much of a strain

>>75962231
>>75962231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcMVYzfXS8k

>>75962272
the EU did it :) x

flat earth is real

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>>75962283
Why do I have a Brit flag???

three pounds of flax

>>75962298
it's the jacket you're wearing gimp girl

do you lads have an album you just listen to and never get sick of
can listen to Violent Femmes on repeat and it never really gets old

>>75962283
Ah yes, Massive Attack Teardrop was original.

>>75962272
across the last two years our population grew 1%, which is about what 3mil is for you
Granted they werent all third worlders as your described them but if we can handle it surely you can

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need a job

>>75962331
Excuse me?

>>75962260
also got hooked on some nose spray when I went to eastern europe that had an ingredient that was illegal in the usa because it leads to smell loss but it cleared my nasal inflammation right away, but then I ran out and the rebound inflammation was even worse and now I can barely smell out of one nostril and not at all out of the other.

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>1 bedroom chink-owned apartment in sydney : $700,000
>7 bed mcmansion in Mississipi, USA(comes with complimentary qt southern GF): $100,000

explain this

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appologize

>>75962338
And then you realise. Oh fuck. its the same

>>75962298
where are you from

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>>75962356
Did he get his parliamentary majority then?

>>75962354
Land is inexpensive here, materials are inexpensive here, labor is inexpensive here

A lot of our neighborhoods are essentially <20 home layout designs built in rotation tho

>>75962356
non chalent monsuer

>>75962356
sorry le pen didn't win and kill the eu

>>75962328
yes

>>75962332

of course it could be handled but for what purpose?

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>>75962368
I guess I can see the minor similarities in the intro.

>>75962373
Ireland.

>>75962387
why isnt that true for aus though they're just as big

>>75962352
JUST fuck your shit up senpai

>>75962410
they're Americans too

What makes blue haired girls so attractive?

>>75962428
no they're not

>>75962412
Westbrit

just kidding are you close to the border?

any london man up for some urbex

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UN THAT, US SUMTHING YA MAIGHT NUT KNUW

>>75962451
nice fedora hobby you've got there

white people are spooks

>>75962472
women are disgusting, duplicitous rodents who should be exterminated

>>75962442
Nope. Was posting with an Irish flag earlier. I quite like being inconspicuous though.

>20 fucking 17
>still no sure cure for acne that isn't accutane
why

>>75962479
it's a normie hobby you dumb yank

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How do I get an alt girl?
All I can attract are normie girls or plain 'nerdy' types

>>75962504
just wash your face bro

>>75962487
that's a slur for black people sweetie x

>>75962414
less trade, no Mexican laborers, less desirable (for residential purposes) land

A big house inside any of our major cities will be expensive too, our suburban areas are just massive. If you start in the center of the nearest city and drive straight in any direction, how long does it take to get out of the suburbs?

>>75962504
Get on Doxycycline and off accutane, that shit will ruin you

If you escape the mood swings and depression, you'll start balding at 30

>>75962513
just find a normie girl and influence her to change to your liking

>>75962490
She only looks that bad without makeup because she wears so much in the first place. Was always tragic looking at tht girl in school who vainly tried to hide her spots with a thick crust of makeup.

>>75962505
no it's not

normies don't go running around tunnels and building sites and abandoned buildings

in fact it's worse than fedora it's outright autistic

>>75962544
actual fucking idiot

t. cretin that got caught once and is too scared to do it again

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>>75960239

>>75962559
Is Rogue One worth watching?

>>75962533
Not the same, desu
Alt girls seem to have that little-bit-fucked-in-the-head thing and the surrounding aura that makes them such temptresses
Whereas a normie girl with blue hair will still talk about food all the time

go for an alt right gf

that's what i'm doing

>>75962568
Yeh it's alright

First half is average but the end scenes make up for it

do you like having autism?

>>75962613
Really bored so might give it a go.

>>75962576
my mate got one really easily haha

>>75962550
t. autistic virgin

>>75962602
I know a few girls like that and they're miserable creatures
Imagine having a pint with her and then all of a sudden she starts hammering on about George Soros and his funded protests

saw a post on reddit about a woman who was proud of her 17 year old kid, but it had a disclaimer that she was pro-choice and that having the child was her choice
what the fuck does that have to do with anything, why do these cunts make everything about abortion

>>75962623
Nah I hate it. Not so much the social side but the overwhelming fixation you form on/in things.

new thread you retarded runts

>>75962639
lol that does sound like a little much

how did you even meet them?

>>75962472
would bang the girl on the bottom

>>75962625
Seriously the ending scenes are fucking good believe me. I'm speaking as someone who hated ep 7

>>75962639
sounds pretty based desu