>his cunt doesn't have a Wizardry School.

>>75957021
Rowling is such a retard.

I don't wanna share a wizard school with burgers and leafs.

Feels bad man.

>>75957021
Spain has one.

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>>75957021
>>75957255
>implying eurocucks can compete with AMERINDIAN MAGIC

>>75957255
you would be too poor to go

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>>75957021
>China, India, Bangladesh, the Koreas, Japan, Indochina, the Philippines, and Indonesia in one school
>UK and Ireland have their own school
That asian school must be pretty big

>>75957021
>Rowling came to teach in Portugal and stole a bunch of our traditions and landmarks onto the movies
>Doesn't bother giving us a wizarding school

Ungrateful cunt, the cunt.

>>75957021
>be a multi-billionaire author of one of the best selling novel/film series in history
>still don't even want to spend a penny to have a supervisory person who speaks Japanese check if her idea is good when naming a fictional place in Japanese because fuck details

thank god they grouped us with Brazil instead of Mexico

>>75957021
Only schools that makes sense on that map are Hogwarts and Salem desu

>>75957726

:3

>>75957779
>Australia and New Zealand go to the North American school
It doesn't make sense Nigel

>>75957875
>It's magic I ain't gotta explain shit
Still it makes no sense that there would be multilingual schools unless there was some sort of spell that translates them all
And then there's the Japanese one which will probably have to fuckheug to deal with all the Chinese and Indian students

>You get to be a wizard
>But you have to go to school with a bunch of Poles

Hmm

How do you apply to be a muggle?

>>75957986
>North American school has to be trilingual
>meanwhile the Asian and African schools need to have instruction in hundreds of languages
Truly the greatest writer of our age.

>>75957621
IIRC Rowling had the number of wizards ridiculously low, as in 10,000 for the whole UK. I guess that applies to the rest of the world.

Are we Anglo now?

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>>75958182
>yfw there is a Mexican-Cuban rivalry in the magic school

>>75957021
Saudi Arabia has Islamic Anti-witchcraft school where they are taught to deal with sorcerers

>>75957021
>fucking sandniggers
Nope

>PNG in the asian region
>Mexico with the rest of North America
>asian subcontinent not its own
>latin America based in Brazil
>arabs lumped with sub-saharans
>South Africa with the rest of Africa

Is JK, dare I say it, ignorant?

>>75958237
Why would there be a Mexican-Cuban rivalry when our countries have always had a good relationship with each other?

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Not even Brazil's culture of samba and carnival could save this from being one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>75958524
chicanos and cuban-americans are already rivals, spreads to the actual mexicans and cubans.

>>75958588
>chicanos and cuban-americans
Stop reading right there.
I hate when people pretend that retarded diaspora relationships inside the US matter outside the US. They don't.

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>>75958566
>Harry Potter copypasta guy is german
It all makes sense now.

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>>75957021

>>75958680
persians would never go with arabs, but it's an improvement

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>>75958664
Oye pinche ese, we be the REAL mexicanos comprende vato?

>>75958726
India should also be independent.

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>>75958759

>>75958813
yeah, india, burma, sri lanka, nepal, bhutan and maybe bangladesh and pakistan should be a separate one

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>>75958828
I forget aztlan, tierra robado, pinche gringos, we wuz indios/aztecs etc. etc.

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Better system

>>75958680
still dumb af. there should be dozens of schools, for example theres no reason why Spain and Portugal would be in French one, or Straya in Northern America, or India Japan and China should each have their own. and different traditions of schooling should also be present. boarding schools aren't really a thing outside of anglo culture. why not have wizarding clans teaching their kin and habing annual sabats in Eastern Europe, or multiple wizarding dojos in Japan, or ancient egyptian and south american wizarding temples, or indian tribes in north america practicing magic in harmony with nature, or virtually anyting imaginative and calling back to the original culture of the location rowling you dumb ignorant british cunt

>>75958984
give us PNG, South Africa and the pacific islands
give India Sri Lanka and BUrma

otherwise good

>>75957255
And caribbean niggers

>>75957726
At least im not a sudacaca

>>75959155

el mexiCOCÔ

>>75959155
sudacas > mexicacas

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>>75958984
Why would Pacific Islands go to Hogwarts?

>>75959155
>trying to argue with the colombian autist from medellin
What are you doing mate?

>>75958984
how would greece be in the same school as russia? still far too few schools

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>other countries have to share
>british snowflakes have their own school
Why are brits so full of themselves

>>75957719
the french one literally says "nice sticks"

>>75959261
Literally who?

>>75959293
we are orthodox

>>75959390
they invited ireland

>>75959390
because Rowling could only think of Russia and France when she was inventing foreign schools because she is an ignorant uneducated cunt, and the rest is fanfiction

>>75959447
or pretty sticks, both work

>>75959390
They share with us.

>implying wizards are common outside europe

>>75959488
>we are orthodox
you should have your own ancient school, like Platonic Academy of something

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we wizard nao!

>>75957021
this map makes literally no sense

>>75958950
reallllly hope they succeed in taking those shitholes off our hands

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>>75958566
>Ulysses middle tier
>Hamlet, 100 years, Notes low tier
Oh boy

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>Salem Witches Institute
uhh...it's actually called Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
>Brazilian Wizarding School
Castelobruxo

and in the HP canon the Mahoutokoro School of Magic only applies to Japan. They're too xenophobic to accept other Asians.

>>75958950

How the fuck do they expect non-spics to fucking read or understand that?

>Mexican """"""""""""""""""""""""education""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>75961468
Where the fuck is this coming from? None of that is part of the books (fuck off I read them because I'm old and I was ten year old kid right when the first book came out and became popular, I was right in the target age group)

>tfw I have to learn spells with a bunch of fucking heroin-munching jocks

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>>75961526
The new Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them films/expanded universe

>>75958566
>a literally who is in god-tier while wuthering heights is in shit-tier
successfully rustled

China, Vietnam, Laos, NK and Cuba should have a communist school of prole magic

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Best school desu.

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>>75961788
Bestest school desu

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>>75962010

>>75957021
Apparently we go to school with scandis and germs and not with other slavs, fuck you rowling

>Brazilian Wizarding School
Don't strain yourself too hard creatively there, Rowling.

>>75962193

It's CasteloBruxo actually.

Still uncreative as fuck.

>>75957021
>Asian school
>China and Japan together
>African school
>Saudi and Israel together
>Russian school
>Turkey and Armenia together
Must be a shit show

>>75962261
Is that realy the name? Cause it's embarrassing. It doesn't make any sense in portuguese for it to be writen like that. Sounds like Rowling just used google translate and called it a day.

>>75962261
What's it mean in Portuguese?

>>75957021
Why couldn't Australia and New Zealand get their own magick school? Same with the Caribbean.

Basically same with all those huge chunks of continents.

>>75962324

Yes.

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Castelobruxo

>>75962327

WizardCastle.

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>Mahoutokoro
Really? Couldn't even think of a better name?

魔法ところ

That's not even fucking correct Japanese wtf

Rowling is retarded. India is a better candidate given history of Asia

>>75957021
>africa

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She obviously made "Durmstrang" by using the "Sturm und Drang" literary movement and switching the first letters so that it has no meaning and sounds stupid.
Good job J.K.

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>>75958984
I bring you this fresh autism

>>75962726
Why are Australia and NZ in Latin America's?

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>>75962756
Oh shit I used the wrong colors, my bad

Australia and NZ are separate

>>75957021
>he cares about a children's book

>>75957021
>magic school in muslim countries
>ozis getting cucked out of hogwarts

>>75962783
Passably good, mi amigo.

>>75962726
Why would Nederlands be in the French school

>>75963082
I didn't notice that when I was doing my version of the map.

Would they get their own school or do they fit in with the German one?

>>75958124
10k for the UK seems high. 1.1 million wizards and they're a secret to everyone else?

>>75962726
makes no sense for zimbabwe, namibia and south africa to be lumped in with the rest of sourthern africa

PNG has more to do with Australia than the pacific islands, and the pacific islands are part of our sphere of cultural influence

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If Rowling wasn't a hack

witchcraft is haram

WAAAAAIIIIT!!! there's a problem, J. K. Rowling said there are 11 schools of magic in the world (important) but has only named 8

>>75959089
good post

>>75964244
maybe rowling is, dare I say it, making it up as she goes along

>>75957021
Castelobruxo is only for south america's students

>>75964270
Unfortunately that's correct

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>>75962783
that's better