/brit/

love fannies
hate women

simple as

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compare these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdKQh7pHlwc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlr90NLDp-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntT2VemnVV8

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>Russian intellectuals

Reminder that /brit/ used to love me
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/60874280/#60874971

something seems different somehow

Need a bf lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bGX5I-6OtU

big boys big tunes

>He unironically rooted through the archives to salvage evidence that he gained the approval of anonymous posters over a tuvan throat singing forum

Americans receive autism injections at birth

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>France becomes a one-party state ruled by a party conjured out of thin air by a literal globalist banker

Laughing my arse off tbqh.

hello nigger
fuck off faggot
fuck off leftypol

>>75957929
True words my friend

https://youtu.be/N7SN6LVZjbY

cum back :/

>>75957888
do you see how pathetic you're being linking a year old post
you're a fucking 30 year old virgin grow up

>>75957943
>>75958024
>Mad because you got proved wrong

>>75957917
I also need a bf
I think we can help each other out

>>75957917
>>75958054
Need the gf back... I think we can all help each other lads

Any runts here look good in a dress?

>>75958054
please come over and just sleep next to me I'm dying of loneliness

>>75957962
Mad that the communist party are getting more than NF

I thought frenchies were stubborn and racist as fuck?

love pints
love split threads

simple as

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Tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic
He said "Keep still boy, no need for static"
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap
But little did he know the lil boy was strapped
The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why'd ya hit me?"
The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney
The cop got scared, the kid he starts to figure
"I'll do years if I pull this trigga"
So he - cold dashed and ran around the block
Cop radioes it to another lady cop
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista
A shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her
Looked around good and from expectations
So he decided he'd head for the subway station
But, she was coming and he made a left
He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him
Then he made his move to an abandoned building
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor
Opened up the door there, guess who he saw?
Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope
Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap
He said "I need bullets, hurry up, run!"
The dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun
He went outside but there was cops all over
Then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova
Raced up the block doing 83
Crashed into a tree near university
Escaped alive though the car was battered
Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered
Ran out of bullets and he still had static
Grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead
He told the cops "Back off or honey here's dead"
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong
So he let the lady go and he starts to run on
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded
Before long the lil' boy got surrounded
He dropped the gun, so went the glory
And this is the way I have end this story
He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream
The cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream
This aint funny so don't ya dare laugh
Just another case 'bout the wrong path
Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast

I went to Paris and they sometimes respond French when I ask in English. They are disease

Meet her at the love parade

*smells blood in the water*
*makes 'shark' motions*

American here

can a Britain please explain this rationalization from their people?

"Terrorists are launching attacks in our capitals on a monthly basis"

"We need more Liberalism in our Government"


????
am i reading this correctly???

hate women, love women, not a bizarro bender just do/don't like em, simple as

Met him at the pride parade

listening to yank civil war music again

>>75958178
fuck off /pol/
this is a left wing general

OP suffers from autism, please pray for him

>>75958178
our liberty must be defended from outside and our own government

>>75958197
thats where i met my first bf 2 years ago

>>75958178
FOY

>>75958220
Fuck off faggot

The God that holds you over the Pit of Hell, much as one holds a Spider, or some loathsome Insect, over the Fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked; his Wrath towards you burns like Fire; he looks upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the Fire; he is of purer Eyes than to bear to have you in his Sight; you are ten thousand Times so abominable in his Eyes as the most hateful venomous Serpent is in ours. You have offended him infinitely more than ever a stubborn Rebel did his Prince: and yet ‘tis nothing but his Hand that holds you from falling into the Fire every Moment: 'Tis to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to Hell the last Night; that you was suffer’d to awake again in this World, after you closed your Eyes to sleep: and there is no other Reason to be given why you have not dropped into Hell since you arose in the Morning, but that God’s Hand has held you up: There is no other reason to be given why you han’t gone to Hell since you have sat here in the House of God, provoking his pure Eyes byyour sinful wicked Manner of attending his solemn Worship: Yea, there is nothing else that is to be given as a Reason why you don’t this very Moment drop down into Hell.
O Sinner! Consider the fearful Danger you are in: 'Tis a great Furnace of Wrath, a wide and bottomless Pit, full of the Fire of Wrath, that you are held over in the Hand of that God, whose Wrath is provoked and incensed as much against you as against many of the Damned in Hell: You hang by a slender Thread, with the Flames of divine Wrath flashing about it, and ready every Moment to singe it, and burn it asunder; and you have no Interest in any Mediator, and nothing to lay hold of to save yourself, nothing to keep off the Flames of Wrath, nothing of your own, nothing that you ever have done, nothing that you can do, to induce God to spare you one Moment.

yanks? love 'em
part and parcel sweaty
not complicated, simple as

Was anyone here at that boiler room session in Belfast? The last one? I was yoked out of my face at it

>>75958101
God I am too, I want nothing more
>>75958082
Close your eyes, I'll suck you off, pretend I'm a girl

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>>75958206
>fuck off /pol/
>this is a left wing general

yes

letting more refugees into the UK is clearly the answer

Trump is right, the UK is fucked.

*gets an erection from Irish posts*

>>75958291
fuck off faggot

Can imagine him shouting "Fuck off faggot" in that stupid fucking typical gay yank accent. I bet he sounds and looks like Richard Spencer, I'm creasing

>>75958287
>>75958317
fuck off faggot

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justify this

>>75958317
I know ahahah, white americans must have the most cringeworthy unintimidating accents in the world. The lads just embarrassing himself at this rate.

>>75958313
I can only imagine you saying "MORE REFUGEES NOW!!!!!" everytime a terrorist attack happens louder and louder each time it is said

am atheist myself but will happily engage in christian-orientated practices so long as it resists the muslim invasion of Europe

based yanks btfo gays itt

no need to thank us /brit/, it's our duty

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Fuck OFF faggot! Like... RIGHT now! I mean it! Just FUCK AWF!

>>75958346
don't care but I thought they were cute when I was at the isle of wight

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>>75958390
dying

>>75958390
this picture HAS to be shopped

Such an emotional tune, almost drives me to tears

https://youtu.be/yndityNBbJs

>>75958346
cats

>>75958346
can't really read that with flux on x

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>>75958372
>based yanks btfo gays itt
>no need to thank us /brit/, it's our duty

Question: Why is an American defending the Redcoats that invaded our country twice, pillaged our houses torched our white house, skinned our politicians and raped our wives?

Imagine being so cucked that you forget your own country's history

>>75958346
Just another thing Yanks have ruined

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>>75958368
yes, I must say I do the same
'tis the only way to stem the uncivilized tide of sand people and their backwards belief system

>>75958424
gay

>>75958436
what anime is this

>>75958346
Grey squirrels are the Protestant invader of the animal word

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Flight in 3 days. Going to miss Australia.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497051099328.webmhttp://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497051099328.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497051099328.webm

>>75958468
amazing post

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>>75958468

>>75958424
aye la, it's mighty nice

I'm an ordinary man, nothin' special nothin' grand,
I've had to work for everything I own,
Well I never asked for a lot, I was happy with what I got,
Enough to keep my family and my home,
Now they say that times are hard & they've handed me my cards,
They say there's not the work to go around,
When the whistle blows the gates will finally close,
Tonight they're going to shut this factory down,
Then they'll tear it down.

lads holiday soon no idea how I'll fare
obviously chad will mop up the fit birds but hopefully there's enough uglies for me to eat too

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*rides up to you*

THE TIME HAS COME

love cheap beer and lesbian porn

>>75958424
I prefer the Wolfe Tones version.

>>75958458
where u going

>Go to overtake someone on the motorway
>They speed up to match me and I have to floor it to get past them
>As soon as I'm past they slow right down again

Twats desu.

>>75958513
*screams and runs away*

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>>75958536
Back to the UK

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>>75958452
>what anime is this

it's a shit anime. even shit anime sometimes have amazing characters, anon

>>75958536
London to be a barkeep

>>75958369
>don't know how to correctly stress multi-syllable words
Yeah this is something I'd noticed with only passing efforts to learn it - does it get more intuitive as you progress though?

>>75958495
>>75958520
https://youtu.be/ntGIkGuFBL8

going to listen to laura marling and cry myself to sleep nn x

>>75958559
To Wales?

ah yes, the ol sunday night existential dread, welcome back my friend

>>75958563
WHAT ANIME

>>75958507
chad will fuck them all as well
he may permit you to watch from the cuckshed

>>75958129
Aye we have all played GTA San Andreas mate pipe down you little shit

>>75958569
>It's pretty cool though, its very mechanistic and rule based unlike English.

That's how all languages you learn from an academic side seem, including English.

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>will be at my desk in 440 minutes

anyone else's mother LOVE telling them to do obvious shit, or, tell you to do what you're currently doing?

>>75958636
the people who I am going with are good looking chads, they'll pull birds and there will be friends for me to deal with

>>75958649
get to bed

mr noseberg wont be pleased if you're there in 441 minutes

>>75958682
Everyone gets some in shagaluf

>>75958572
That sounds like something out of a Sergio Leone film, it's class.

>>75958655
If you're being abused like that maybe you should move out

>>75958700
Even me? (I'm gay)

the sumo wrestler from the Ed Sheeran video was an assassin in John Wick 2

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>>75958586
I've been dox'd

>>75958718
Sure but I shan't be giving you any , I don't swing that way lad

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>>75958608
A SHIT ANIME

going on a date* with the scoliosis** gf*** tonight

*we're just walking through a park
**she has scoliosis
***its only our third date but ive been building up our relationship for months

>>75958735
Fair enough like

Post greensleeves
>>75958669

>>75958608
http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Tohru_Adachi

going on a date with the phimosis bf tonight

>>75958735
The only thing you willbe swinging on is my wood when I'm giving you my good pipe

>>75958737
WHHHHHHAT

ANIMEEEEEEEEEE

http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/being-right/

>Hitchens has a tag on his blog for all the times he predicts something and can say "I told you so"

kek, smug git

Be Happy, Be Healthy, Be Helpful. Also, be Bi.

>>75958809
I've always wondered, what happens when a power bottom meets a power top? Is it complete chaos?

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>>75958790
Fuck you, fucking redcoat

bit coincidental that saudi arabia's (sunni) main enemy is iran (shia)

>>75958837
You'll be the power bottom then little taig

>>75958826
who did he vote for?

>>75958882
he's not voted in thirty years, he thinks the UK is doomed

>>75958864
What I find even more puzzling is Americas willingness to do business with Saudi Arabia despite their vile human rights violations and Wahhabi connections yet they criticise and sanction Iran? Wtf?

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I want every Brit in this thread to apologize to me directly for 1812

Right. Now.

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need some white pussy

>>75958899
What does he advocate? From all his whinging about drugs and degeneracy he sounds like he wants some authoritarian government meddling in the minutiae of people's lives.

>>75958837
like cartoon fighting animation i imagine

>>75958916
You had it coming fat bastards

>>75958872
Don't fool yourself, I'd kill Ye with a slap black cunt

Swipe down ... for white pussy

>>75958712
i will as soon as i am financially stable

>>75958940
I'd rape you all clandestine like in a public toilet and leave you for dead you little ginger Ed Sheeran looking taig

swipes up

>>75958908
america just wants to destabilise the region to maintain its supremacy.

Gf's 16 year old sister is always coming onto me. I'm gonna be straight, she is fit as FUCK for a 16 year old with massive tits and a gorgeous face.

Can be awkward at times but honestly if she was 5 years older and I was single I would fuck her so fucking hard, man.

Couple weeks ago she climbed into bed with me grabbing on my cock when my GF had to go see her friend in hospital.

Gonna admit I got so hard but I told her to fuck off cuz I care about my GF.

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>>75958939
>Canada
>1812

Of all people, it is you, that defends the bong

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>watching Based Dave Rubin

funny how a gay kike can serve as the only window between the retards on both the left and the right

>>75959006
Some boy lol..

>>75958977
We can settle this at the next boiler room session in Belfast. I'll rip your lower mandible out of your face you rat bastard. Dirty smelly Hun cunt. Sepco united dirty Hun cunt.

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>>75958995
this. they have their orders from israel

>>75959006
good lad
don't be a manwhore

eating a few crisps here n there

>>75958908
Better to have influence with them than leave them to their own devices, same reason they have links with most militaries in the region.

>>75958990
For black dick

could unironically heem all 40 of the runts posting itt

limp-wristed faggots

>>75959006
this story has me foaming at the penis

>>75959006
why didn't you just shag her you dickhead

>>75959006
you had me until "she climbed into bed with me grabbing on my cock"

bet you saw something similar in a porno you dumb faggot

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>>75959056
Why does Tim have a Canadian moose doll?

>>75959035
Boiler room? You'd like us to get all sweaty wouldn't you power bottom taig cunt. I'm going to tiocfaidh ar la down your throat, arse and on your brain when I cut open your skull

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*heems the fat yank*

>>75959033
Dunno what you mean. Bit fucked up now, that's only reason I'm posting this
>>75959041
Not really, I honestly find her attractive even though she is 16. Her body is so fucking perfect and she literally foams at the mouth for me

>>75959087
because of my GF

>>75958649
>desk
Jog on billionaire

>>75959110
this lass from canada watches his videos and sent it him because she wants to shag him

>>75959065
you know it x

>>75959122
Some boy lol... Some fein you are hey... Mouth..

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>>75959122

the p in Islam stands for peace

everyone in this thread should send tim a bear

it would make his year

>>75959136
Damn is he gonna?

>>75959103
Nah I'm being serious. Back before I actually met my now GF and just spoke with her on the phone she was always telling me about her sex mad 16 year old sister. When I was talking to her she was always asking to speak on the phone with me. Couple times she got my number and rang me while she was alone in the house telling me how horny she is and how bad she wants me to fuck her.

She is proper fucked up.

Just committed a crime against my toilet
Christ lads it was brutal

>>75959184
he's trying to get a US green card so you never know

>>75959153
Please leave Yankshirt, you're not welcome here. DO NOT MAKE ME HEEM YOU.

*PUTS MH HEEMING PANTS ON*

>>75959191
what a bullshit story, fuck off

iSlam

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>hey, you! yeah, you with the skinny neck and the funny walk! come here! haha

what's your next move

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>>75958390
Based Richie

>>75959223
Offer to suck them all off

>>75959152
I will drink from your skull make no mistake about it, your dad still nail bombing kids?

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Dunno how anyone can follow the murder cult that is socialism

>>75959223
FOY *carry on walking*

>>75959223
don't mind the outfits but the bowties make them look retarded

>>75959223
The fucking STATE of these cunts. They look as soft as a yanks phimosis ridden cock! I swear to fuck, they look like they've never had a dirty booze fuelled scrap outside supermacs at 4 in the morning! If they ever came to Limerick city I'd slice them a new arsehole...

>>75959232
please explain this to me

>>75959218
Nah I'm being serious. Honestly I can see where your doubt comes from and I would have said the same before I met my GF.

Thing is she's really rich and her family is very popular due her dad being a big businessman so they're always going to these crazy parties and know tons of people so they're all really 'out there'

I am so fucked up rn

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Lauren 2bh lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/13166120

>>75959191
bullshitartistfrominbetweeners.jpeg

>>75959276
who the fuck is this

>>75959273
"There are a LOT of gay fascists, therefore homosexuality is good for the white race" or something

>>75959232
He was talking about the defence of traditionalism/Anti homosexuality you Jewish prick.

>>75959278
are you trying to pass off some movie plot as your life? fuck off, nobody believes your stupid fantasy

>>75959254
>Work hard
>Your boss keeps 99% of the profit from what you produce
>You get a pittance for your work

Great 'system'

>>75959276
How much weight has Tim gained over the past year?

>>75959249
Yeah Fermanagh and South Tyrone brigade 2nd battalion checking in, how's your oul one

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>>75959311
>He was talking about the defence of traditionalism/Anti homosexuality you Jewish prick.

alri, calm down Richie

>>75959276
haha who took this? did tim really set a timer on the camera and pose?

>>75959223
*looks to the british loser standing behind me*

think they were talking to you bro

up the ra sounds like an insult to the ira

like saying up yours

http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/strathclyde-university-bosses-send-email-13170825
ahh yes....

>>75959341
there is nothing wrong with being gay in a masculine way

the real problem is flamboyant homos that act like women

New Zealand has more sheep than people

>>75959276
i'm surprised that fat retard can even make food for himself

>>75959331
Mate your constituency has the name of a darkie. Niggers and taigs future of Ireland

>>75959341
That was before he was truly red pilled just look at his interview with woes. He's against homosexuality/pedophilia.

>>75959314
fuck off I don't care if you don't believe me. This is how life is in Leeds I guess.

Been to more massive house parties and jacuzzi/pool parties than I can remember. Never thought I'd be at this point in my life.

>>75959345
nah one of the bears took it m8

Have the most violent diarrhea I've ever had

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>>75958390
>>75959232
He is unironically a crypto-communist

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*posts a Reddit-tier meme*

Is Boris ever actually going to try and fucking become PM or spend the rest of his life plotting for it.

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What a fucking nightmare last night.

>about 9pm yesterday and I have the flat to myself
>flatmates are either in the pub or at the gym
>tfw I'm relaxing, enjoying a few tinnies, shitposting on /brit/ and watching Youtube vids
>tfw I fancy having a cheeky wank
>tfw I spend half an hour on Empornium downloading quality lesbo rimming vids, get the Meiki lubed up and wrapped in a towel and ready to go
>tfw my phone rings
>tfw it's my hot flatmate Vicky saying she's at the door downstairs, she rolled her ankle in the gym and can I come down and help her up the stairs
>tfw I have to close the porn windows, hide my stuff, get dressed, go down and meet her
>tfw she's in her gym clothes and has a tiny bandage on
>tfw I try escorting her like a physio helping a football player off the pitch but she giggles and says I need to carry her up
>tfw I tell her to get on my back but she says "what about the front?" and clambers onto me like pic related
>tfw I carry her up three fucking floors like this and her lips are brushing against my ear and neck the whole time and it's annoying as fuck
>tfw we finally get into the flat, standing in the hall, I lower her down gently and she doesn't let go of my neck, just standing there looking at me
>tfw I LITERALLY have to prise her hands from around my neck
>tfw I've already told her forty fucking times that I'm MGTOW but she won't take the hint

Starting to get on my tits a bit now, lads. Had to sneak past her room to wash the lube out the Meiki

>>75959278
I dont believe anyone that is supposedly that sexy can be horny, im gonna need proof

>>75959379
he can do anything he learned to do before he went mental like play the piano

he just can't learn anything new he sort of live his life as if his brain resets to a certain point every time he wakes up and he forgets everything he learnt the day before like with the guitar playing

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>>75959374
Homosexuality is a mental illness. Don't be a r e d d i t cuck.

>>75959431
quality post

>>75959431
Haha le epic story my dood *likes* *upvotes* *shares*

>>75959374
reddit opinion

>>75959431
>what
stopped reading there

>>75959389
Right fukap sick talking to you Ye hateful cunt go yap elsewhere or I'll come down to your shitty little east Belfast mudhut and knock your fucking jaw off myself you scrawny little unionist sack of shite. I'd drop you like its nothing, I'd shove my boot so fair down your throat you'll be shitting out your teeth you erroneous sepco United Hun CUNT

It's a pity my daddy didn't fucking shoot yours before you were born, stupid little black cunt. I'll show you the meaning of a power bottom when I lodge my foot firmly up your arse leaving you an emasculated husk of your former self. Rodent. Swine. Vermin.

poo poo willy willy poo paki bum paki bum poo willy paki bum fanny willy wog wog willy bum poo

>>75959431
read all that? don;t think i'm up to the task

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>>75959438
Honestly don't know what you mean

you don't know WHO can be that horny? Her sister?

Please elaborate?

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Are we still talking about the election brothers?

>>75959431
that seems retarded

why wouldn't she just hop up the stairs

are you the same lad the 16 cant keep her minge in her pants for

When did you peak in life? For me it was when I was 14

>>75959431
nary a character la

>>75959431
shan't

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>>75959517
Jog on Thatcherite

>>75959521
I haven't peaked yet

I'm 29

>>75959517
But the DUP aren't forming a government, just supporting the tories.

Went to bed at 7pm and just woke up feeling full refreshed

>>75959521
once i got to middle school, ever since it has been a downward spiral

>>75959521
on me way to a second, higher, peak from a plateau tbqh

I'm 29 and laugh at poo, willy, bums etc

>>75959168
What's that video where he got sent a really nice card from some people and he was almost tearing up over how sweet and thoughtful it was? That was nice. :3

leftypol offing themselves left right and centre

>>75959568
what about fannies and wanking

>>75959521
11
was well liked, best in my class, teachers loved me - all the hopes in the world
completely bricked it

>/brit/ has gotten so lazy and fast paced that they can't even be bothered to read basic greentext posts any more, a staple of classic 4chan storytelling

state

>>75959544
tories + dup = government

>autistic screeching intensifies

>>75959572
someone sent him a DHL bear recently and he thought it was some sort of plot against him

>>75959451
shocking image (not)

>>75959510
"Can I lead the IRA anymore?"
"Of course you can!"
"While I didn't before..."

>>75959521
dunno

>>75959593
But they're not in government, they will just vote to support tory policy, you know the difference right?

>>75959503
im saying only really ugly people are usually so horny that they just casually grope a guy, frankly without visual evidence I will just have to assume shes fat with a moustache

>>75959521
9

autist above remind me of something that happened to me

>Sharing a flat with some girls and some guys
>One of the girls is honestly the size of a fucking house, I'm talking documentary fucking fat. If you hugged her your arms wouldn't fit around - put it that way.
>One Friday where everyone's gone out and I've stayed in because of autism and she went out to the library as usual
>Called me to come downstairs because she really hurt her ankle slipping on ice (it was around February)
>Get downstairs and her ankle is fucked
>Literally says this
>"You'll have to carry me"
>Thought she was joking because surely nobody isn't at least half self aware
>Told her I hurt my arms lifting weights which was an obvious lie
>Had to drag her up like she was a fucking fridge and it took half an hour despite us only being two floors up
>Didn't even thank me, went straight to her room as if it was only a struggle due to my weakness as opposed to her fucking obesity

Fat genocide when?

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STUDFREE dominos 2 for 1 code doesn't work any more

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/11/the-dup-could-insist-on-nigel-farage-having-a-role-in-brexit-negotiations-6701540/

thoughts/opinions?

>>75959647
shall not

>>75959631
>implying there is a difference

>>75959521
17

>>75959667
would HIGHLY recommend you take the time.
Thoroughly thrilling.
Enjoyed every word.

>>75959665
Sounds too good to be true

>>75959589
Who are you quoting?

>>75959665
why shouldn't he

I fuck around and throw, three in your chest and flee to my rest
I'm, older and smarter this is me at my best
I stopped hangin around y'all, cause niggaz like you
be prayin on my downfall, hopin I flop
Hopin I stop, you probably even hope I get locked
or be on the street corner with a pipe, smokin the rock
I got more riches than you, fuck more bitches than you
Only thing I haven't got is more, stitches than you

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>>75959665
about time

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>>75959634
Honestly she is really fucking hot but she wears too much makeup but I've seen her in a morning without it and mate I swear she makes my bellend twitch.

Honest to god sometimes I just want to bend her over the counter top and fuck her up and down the way she prances about

>>75959695
*whom

>>75959665
but why? the DUP don't want a hard border, and Farage wants a hard brexit, which makes that all the less likely

>>75959647
grim and not as spicy as the other, shan't again

>>75959720
they just want based nige to stir some shit up and piss the lefties off

top lads

>>75959665
Probably a smart idea since he's the only one in Britain that seems to have the balls to tell the EU to suck a chode. He won't let them walk all over him.

>>75959665
>http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/11/the-dup-could-insist-on-nigel-farage-having-a-role-in-brexit-negotiations-6701540/
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-politics-40237776/general-election-2017-may-is-dead-woman-walking-osborne

ahhh yes, Macron's going to get a landslide

Every time I go out drinking I get so drunk I make a fool of myself, waste loads of money and can't remember anything

Not a fan

>>75959647
should have turned away and told her its for her own good

jog on white women

>>75959763
osborne is a snake in the grass
he is a globalist cunt

>>75959665
Will be interesting to see how the formation of the next assembly goes in NI and if the DUP will even bother.

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>>75959763
>osborne

okay google

>>75959769
rip france

>>75959810
whom dost thou quotest

Business idea:
Soft border between Ireland and Northern Ireland. Hard border between Northern Ireland and the rest of the UK.

>>75956021
that's a sick effeil tower

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>>75959718
Arent you getting the hint, POST A FUCKING PIC!!!

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>I can vote Labour because they're the party of mass immigration

Why are Tory voters so retarded?

lads... I think I'm in love with Tim
How do I go about telling him this?
I was thinking a series of romantic, yet cryptic letters and messages from a secret admirer, an observer, always watching him.

how do i meet girls?

>>75959864
from whence cometh thine words of green?

But when they got home at night they're fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives!


OoooooooooooooOh OooooooooooooOH

>>75959870
omg

neil druckmann really needs to just fuck off

>>75959864
tories are at least amenable to the idea of drastically lowering immigration numbers

labour only wants more
especially jezza corbyn and diane abbott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnVWWte1W-A
howl whenever tim talks back to his electronics

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>>75959864
hmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcNGYRKBfHA

a simpler time

>>75959822
better idea: just give northern ireland to the republic of ireland

business idea: invade iceland

>>75959941
even better idea: unite ireland under the crown of queen elizabeth

>>75959917
>>75959924
ah yes here come the /pol/ yanks talking about things they don't understand

it's not (and never will be) in the best interests of the conservatives to majorly reduce immigration
stop making it a labour/conservative dichotomy when they're both exactly the same

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>>75959941
business idea: no

>>75959870
this is why abortion should be outlawed

>>75959941
Better idea:
just take back the whole of ireland

you'd be doing them a favor getting them out of the EU

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>>75959977
>you'd be doing them a favor getting them out of the EU

>>75959864
>thinks you can stop EU immigration while under freedom of movement rules
>calls others retarded
lol

wish we had commieblocks here

so long it has a toilet, an electric shower and few windows, I'd happily live out the rest of my days there

fuck having a front and back garden

>>75959870
not sure if this is pro or anti abortion

>>75959969
NO!!!

>>75959995
>>75959995
>>75959995

>>75959897
HEY! THAILAD! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!

french people fucking disgust me

want to genocide the planet except for myself and the remaining tiny amount of whites in america, the brits, the eastern euros, the japs, and the koreans

>>75960000
yeah but imagine living next to some druggy with paper thin walls
would drive me nuts, need my privacy so i do

>>75959969
>>I can vote Labour because they're the party of mass immigration
so you admit they are actually also a party of mass immigration then? hmmmmmmm

>>75959999
We could end non-EU immigration tommorow but they'd never do it

>>75959964
>>75959977
nah
northern ireland is a drain on britain
the border between the north and the republic will only be more stupid as we go further down the brexit hole
it's best for everyone to just let the north join the republic

tomorrow i'm going to tell the fwb who connived me into saying i'd be her boyfriend tonight that i'm sorry for acting close to her like she's my girlfriend without wanting the label, but i really don't like relationships and i think it'd be better off if we go back to just being friends. rate this exit strat? she's really fat

>>75960027
>I can vote Labour because they're the party of mass immigration
I didn't say nor imply this
>so you admit they are actually also a party of mass immigration then?
no they stand for other things too you dense cunt

>>75960037
Labour certainly wouldn't
They love unrestricted immigration

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>>75960061
>it's best for everyone to just let the north join the republic

THERE ARE MEN IN ULSTER WHO WILL NEVER SURRENDER

THERE ARE MEN IN ULSTER WHO WOULD DIE RATHER THAN PULL DOWN THE FLAG

THERE ARE MEN IN ULSTER WHO WILL STAND TO THE LAST MAN!

>>75960097
illiterate retard doesn't even bother to read the chain of replies

>>75960151
FOY