/brit/

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Queer deterrence

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as cute as (you) x

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Lads

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need a qt gf to cuddle

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slags

>>75950819
stop slutshaming.

>>75950831
oh just fuck off

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>girl messages on whatsapp
>reply
>know for a fact she's gonna try and call me after my reply
>put phone on flight mode for a bit
>turn off later
>missed call
>tell her my internet is fucking up
>mfw

Fuck that, I ain't got time to be talking for 2 hours

>>75950796
Need this to smother my meat and two veggies

1. socialism has been tried
2. the ussr was socialist, though 1956 changed it greatly and doomed it
3. the dprk is socialist
4. cuba is socialist
5. corbyn isn't a socialist

Lads just *epo*t this sod nonce

>>75950831
looks very similar to my willy x

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>>75950843
no shaming here
wish all girls dressed and looked like slags

Yanks? No thanks.

>>75950750
love those videos on yt where a russian who lived in the soviet union talks to the typical middle-class sheltered pseudo-commies and explains how in actuality life was pretty shit for the average person and how the soviet regime was disgustingly draconian and suppressing. they obviously refused to believe it because they obviously know whats best for everyone and testimonials from people who lived it are obviously wrong.

Got cockblocked by a jealous girl on Friday night

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>these yank football chants

Literally howling.

>>75950831
I'm stoned and drunk so as someone has has quite a bit of experince with females I'm gonna say yes. Not bad length for most females honestly and girth is good.

Don't care about aesthetics and shit like that cuz women don't and you could definitely makes many women cum with that for sure.

I got a 7 inch dick but its not as thick

love bro

>>75950902
Name?
I want her to be my gf :S

>>75950928
fuck off normie
will put you in the ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gblpc4JeKy4
quite interesting to watch things like this
videos people make before they commit suicide/muder
>>75950819
need a tights gf

>>75950934
henrietta hymen

>>75950910
>russian who lived in the soviet union
i don't really care what a bourgeois expat thinks
life was much better in the ussr than modern russia. and yeah the bourgeoisie should be suppressed, who cares about them?

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>tfw no oxygen

>>75950920
>no doopin

7/10

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>>75950920
>Vamos estados unidos

>>75950920
I believe that we will win is a classic tbf.

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>>75950920
quite

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feel a bit sorry for may even though im a leftypol discord, just seeing all this recent footage of her looks like she's going to cry any moment

fucking hate gossipy cunts
just had a go at my flatmates because they won't fucking shut up about me and this other girl when I'm not around and it's upsetting her

still absolutely livid about it

>>75950902
NEED a knee-socks and tights gf

>>75950920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcPWxPoaYtY
The absolute state

>>75950991
Unironically think lord buckethead is better than may

>>75950831
would love to rub my eight inch cock against your willy

focken...

>>75951055
nonce

>>75950920
let's be honest, 99% of english football chants are shit too
the same rehashed songs over and over for decades

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>>75950934
>>75950948
>>75951007
some polish girl, dont remember the name
have a reverse search

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDVYhJKMRHc

>>75950920
>put the ball into the net and we'll go freaking mental
the STATE

alroigh moite
oim from engerland
whatsabout is you from moite?
oim a big fan of moi country, engerland

>>75951092
>polish
made me harder desu

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>>75951061

>>75950991
The prime minister shouldn't be made to stand next to attention seekers like him. Very disrespectful.

>>75950920
COME ON SEATTLE
FIGHT

AND
WIN

COME OOOOOON SEATTLE

FIGHT

AND

WIN

going to have to kill 2 people who have wronged me

>>75951122
imagine how irritating it'd be if we all typed like this
now you know why we dont like the scots

>>75950991
Business idea: fuck off

>>75950920
>one of them is in spanish
HOWLING

who /rationalrorke/here
don't hate immigrants on a personal level but hate the people who let them come here
have had this conversation with various taxi drivers who admitted there is too many pakis in this county

>>75950946
fuck off mate I'll drop you like a bad habit. Come at me you cunt

>>75951122
>oim a big fan of moi country, engerland
Literally any Englishman that says this will be sent to prison.

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>>75951141
A bit harsh. UKIP have every right to stand in the election

>>75951162
>have had this conversation with various taxi drivers who admitted there is too many pakis in this county
how would they know?

>>75951059
Poor lad thought to himself ''I'm ugly as fuck so I'm gonna get a job in a club and maybe some girl will be wasted enough to sleep with me and then they will develop a connection and stay with me''

>>75951141
fuck off you sad cunt, this is a democratic country who are you to dismiss the 249 people who voted for him? he paid his £500 fair and square

>>75950991
me on the right of may

>>75951162
oi foking ate em all lad just want them out of moi country
simple as that, you see what exacterly oi mean?
>>75951186
its a foking disgraoice is wot itis
god save oura queen

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need to spunk on their glasses and have them lick it all up

>>75951162
Don't mind islam in other countries, just want it gone from England. Simple as.

I know you're reading this, I know your names and I know where you live

>>75951162
good opinion tbf
don't dislike immigrants themselves and all but still don't think letting all of them in is a bright idea

>>75951155
when would we type like that anyway? we don't sound anything like that

wait.... you're not some spacky southerner with a bent little accent are you?

>>75950851
Just messaged every girl in the UK to let her know your plan.

YIOU'RE FUCKED NOW CUNT

>>75951038
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH dear

NEED a femboy bf

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>>75950920
Do you want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes?

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Instagram ari_maj

>>75951240
sounds more like irish desu

>>75951253
how does it feel to know that EVERYONE, even people from the uk, when they think of an englishman they think of someone who talks like me?
do you feel irrelevant? you are

>>75951252
so a million muslims are no different to a million norwegians?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HBj-sHi86Y

>>75951034
>A fucking screenshot

>>75951290
Want to suck on that testicle badly

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>>75951293
>doopin
State of yanks

>>75951225
they live in paki communities, this is taxi drivers in brum I'm talking about

>>75951290
Something something ban something something testicle

>>75951311
>everyone thinks of cockneys
erm no sweaty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFJEzIgqpNY

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>>75951059

fuck off you fick pafetic kangawoo fucking cunt

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>>75951295
good lad
knew i'd heard it before
>>75951312
irrelevant
muslims are only coming here because they are allowed to
I blame the people allowing them here

favourite sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YfRbNipdOg

>>75951383

droopin mental

Reckon the Irish techno scene beats any other

We consume the most MDMA in the world on average

>>75951312
if there were 1 million Norwegians here you'd begin to hate them
Poles would be OK if there wasn't many but there's enough to form segregated communities

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bought some new panties
theyre way too expensive

8 pairs of briefs from tescos are like £5, these cost £20 for one pair

*goes doopin' mental*

>>75951295

hmmm might have a 5th wank

Why, when people take pictures of their willy, they leave their foreskin in such an unflattering position?

The only acceptable way to have it is fully back. Not half way down, not fully up, not slightly folded inside itself etc.

>>75951415
Would shag that lass he's sat with.

>>75951441
>if there were 1 million Norwegians here you'd begin to hate them
yeh im sure i'd hate a civilised and enlightened people.

>>75951447
pics x

>>75950910
don't think whatever govt system happens to be du jour really matters in a Russian context

Russia is oppressive by its nature. always will be. They will always be ruled by some Alexander/Lenin/Stalin/Putin

even Khrushchev was ousted for being 'liberal' by their standards

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>>75951322
Honestly don't remember why I couldn't just save the image

>>75951447
doopin mental that

>>75951162
>have had this conversation with various taxi drivers who admitted there is too many pakis in this county
>taxi driver just agrees so the drunken slob doesn't punch him whilst he tries to make a living for his family

Microsoft is going to shit the bed royally. Should be fun to watch.

>>75951415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C4xnIdiXHo

Not a sketch, but it's actually funny

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>Men! We face adversity, a band of brothers, dedicated to the warrior's code of strength and victory. But we will never know defeat while we stand together! This day we add another triumph to the history of our people! We will be honoured as men!

James McLean hates the fucking queen!
Dada da da dada da da dada dada

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>>75951493
ok x

>>75951436

saw jeff mills at district 8
it was good

*unites the Arab peoples under one flag*

>>75951483
He said Norwegians mate

DUPin mental x)

>>75951441
>if there were 1 million Norwegians here you'd begin to hate them
fuck off rasheed

>>75951536
Stop that you haven't even united all the Germans yet

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In the middle of making this

I need some ideas for what to include in Category A and B

They should test, roughly:
>A: one's aptitude for progressive social values
>B: one's aptitude for islam/brown people/etc

official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqoGBuYVJVE

>>75951536
yeh, the german flag.

gonna have 3 8% pints i think.

>>75951542
norwegians > paddies

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*complains about my shit life on /brit/*
>Meanwhile there are people like this going about their lives

>on bus last night, coming down but still have eyes like saucers
>two girls ask me if I know anyone selling coke
>hear people saying 'he's had a good one 'ant he'
>on the journey some old cunt kicks off at another bloke for apparently touching his mrs's head
>nearly sparks off a massive brawl
>really couldn't be arsed to start heeming cunts despite being a 6'4 brick shithouse
why are provincial English towns so tragic?

>>75951441
>if there were 1 million Norwegians here you'd begin to hate them

Why? They all speak English anyway

>>75951573
kill yourself you sad cunt

>>75951590
t. gaz

need a tall gf

Join the Territorial Army
y/n

>>75951592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vqaih8PoOU

>>75951072
not an argument, there's a HUGE difference between English and American chanting even if they're saying the same words, case in point below
https://youtu.be/ncG88Mym5TQ
vs
https://youtu.be/GXNTXHB9WdM

>>75951620
y

>>75951620
who?

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>>75951583

utah?

>>75951602
just a paki lad trying to smear the name of our northern brothers

nobody would hate norwegians or danes, maybe swedes because they're a bit poncey

>>75951653
she's my girlfriend

>>75951620
Don't they just play soldiers at weekends? Join the proper army.

>>75951600
>why are provincial English towns so tragic?
They're not, they're survival of the fittest locations. Those that survive get to go to London and keep it the only good place in Britain.

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>>75951573
what am i lad?

my mind is in a very dark place

>>75951637
Honestly think it's the accent. Yankcent sounds really pathetic and quiet.

Why do different english accents form e.g. southern english accent, aussies etc

Keep trying to adjust my sleeping schedule but I end up sleeping 13 hours instead

pissed myself walking back from spoons but don't want to show up at home like this

how long will it take to dry?

>>75951636
jamaica is probably a whole lot of fun if youre a tall skinny black man

>>75951637

ah liverpool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_zISpqwO2c

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anime

>>75951737
linguists think the aussie accent formed due to a drunken slur of the english accent
As for regional accents it's probably due to different invading groups/languages (south east would be influenced by how anglo saxons speak, for instance)

>>75951775
>posting a shit anime
why?

>>75951637
America
>Little cheeky chant, wave at a cute fem boy in the other crowd, have a tailgate and crack open a beer with the other supporters after the game
England
>FUCKING WANKER, GO ON SON STAMP ON HIS HEAD

AAh yes, culture

>>75951768
deserved it desu

Fit Somalis

https://youtu.be/Bgk85Sa3szo

Also >sat in a pub drinking cider with her Somali uncle

Some of the better integration I've seen desu

Regardless majority of Somalis I see in Bristol... Just want them gone simple as

>>75951744

How? I cannot sleep longer than 6hrs without benzos

question.
I lived in oxford last year and I noticed that aside from the university gown population. the town working class population are probably the most destitute bunch of people i've ever come across.

they all look fucking miserable. they don't look like chavs even, but rather like rednecks. i saw one guy walking around with a shirt saying 'i eat pussy for breakfast'.

i started to think that actually poortherners are just people who were slighted by structural changes to the economy. southerners who are poor are literally people who have had everything handed to them and still go around stuffing their faces on mcdonalds till they no longer even look human. I remember seeing one woman unnecessarily swearing whilst asking for the price of something in a shop.

Traveling to London on the 25th of June. Anyone want to meet up for a pint? Being completely serious.

Thingken about chebs

>>75951799
the aussie accent is literally cockney mixed with how people once spoke around suffolk iirc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDSK3NThCk

ahh yes , love that memory

hate it when people post our sports chants its downright mean

I've had a girlfriend for almost 9 months now.

Ask me anything.

>>75951800
its a good anime

>>75951832
not a word

>>75951799
Then why do they sound like gay benders when Anglo Saxons spoke a deep, monotone angry German variant of English?

>>75951823
To be fair I wake up quite frequently which may be why I sleep so long, as I wake up tired and fall asleep for another ~half an hour.

>>75951904
It's really not its generic moeblob anime v2

>>75951896

favourite german idealist

>>75951737
bear in mind in the past people didn't travel so much beyond their home regions unless they lived along major trade routes, so speech patterns, slang etc homogenised. Dialects and accents are actually declining now due to globalisation.
For example in Derbyshire where I'm from, until my parents' generation people would still say thee and thou, and for time would say 5-and-20 past instead 25 past.
People talking like that get funny looks in a lot of places in Derbyshire now

>>75951811
regularly get the bus through barton hill (where all the somalis are) and im really surprised at the amount of white people i see.
gentrification perhaps? hope so.

>>75951915
come to the south east and say this to my face

>>75951799
>>75951880
Aussie accent is a drunken amalgamation of Scottish, English and Irish accents

>>75951896
why don't you post this on r9k? most us have/had a gf here

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>>75950975
>>75950982
>>75950986
>>75950987
>>75951038
>>75951072
>>75951119
>>75951144
>>75951160
>>75951293
Only like 5% of our entire population watches soccer at any given time


Guarantee those chants were created by a man, in his Ronaldo jersey, sitting at home watching the game alone, because no one else in a 50 mile radius is interested in soccer

What's the oldest thread on 4chan you can find?

>>>/wsg/1572018
This one is 99 days old

>>75951968
oops meant lawrence hill.

>>75951896
thoughts on liberating the proletariat?

>>75951896
My girlfriend hasn't texted me back in 2 weeks. What should I do?

>>75951768
What did he do that they're so upset about? Other than presumably he isn't northern scum and they are

>>75951573
change "i support it/hate it" to "love em" "hate em" and add pints

>>75951941
we must make do with what we have

>>75951799
>south east would be influenced by how anglo saxons speak
nope. The oldest accents around in Britain today are less than 1000 years old.

>>75951984
It's the airplane thread on /po/

the more alt right figures i listen to, the more i realise they're just spoilt middle class boys who hate everything

>>75952055
Was literally about to link this, 572 days old

Is it possible to train myself to suck my own dick?

right now im nowhere near flexible enough

>>75952028
break up with her right now with a text and go shag around (or try to while getting pissed)

how is that even a question???

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>>75952001
U
N
C
A
N
N
Y

>>75951980
>same as NBA

Bet you would never claim NBA is irrelevant

Posting some real mf 90s shit niBBa word is bond rip big L

https://youtu.be/WWMjRMJ0dTI

>>75952050
m8 there are a lot of better ones

>>75951799
There are places in the USA which sound British. Also, southern American accent is very Elizabethan. Shakespeare sounded like Hank Hill

>>75951980
It says 32%

>>75951947
I haven't looked into philosophy for quite some time, my girlfriend is probably not into it that much but would be like "yeah that's cool", however Fichte's quote here

>The Power liberates itself from Instinct, to direct itself towards Unity.

is great, makes me want to delve into the subject more

>>75951976
OK, good idea. Shit really? Last time I was here everyone was talking about wanting a gf for 2016 or 2017. I must be out of the loop.

>>75952101
I'm double jointed and just about managed after much stretching
was really shit, and doesn't compare to having it sucked by a girl anyway

i like yuri on ice + ghost in the shell but not really anything else

pls subscribe

>>75952021
she would probably support that since she voted labour

>>75952028
seriously? my gf and i talk all the time every day. are you sure she isnt dead

>>75952148
Stfu yank retard do you even hear yourself

LETS GO UNITES STATES SOCCER LETS GO!
LETS GO UNITES STATES SOCCER LETS GO!
GO THE BOYS IN THE RED AND WHITE SHIRTS, GO THE BOYS IN THE RED AND WHITE SHIRTS!
YOUR SUPPORT IS DOOPIN QUIET! YOUR SUPPORT IS DOOPIN QUIET!

MOLOTOV COCKTAIL THROWN INTO A RESTAURANT IN PARIS

PART
and
PARCEL

>>75952175
you gay?

>>75952135
that doesnt mean its not good. temper your anime expectations to reach enlightenment

>75952148
ignore this one

>>75952152
>Shit really?
yes, that was probably back when the FONT autists were still about. mercifully the majority of them have been forced out

>>75952148
yeah i've heard that too. rural Virginia is supposedly the closest accent

>>75952128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4eav7dFvc8

>>75952101
did it when i was younger

not worth it
a) couldnt do much more than lick the head, definitely couldnt actually suck it
b) just felt like licking a dick rather than having my dick licked
c) back ached after

>>75952206
fake news

Plan of action for when I'm inevitably asked to run the country :
>outlaw islam
>no more pandering to benders and other mentally ill people
>scrap all benefits
>reopen the asylums
>ban netflix and tv channels that broadcast american programmes and films
>ban all social media
>only allow professionals that we have a shortage of tomove here temporarily
>privatise the nhs but keep basic services free at the point of delivery

>>75952035

they're abusing the ref for awarding a penalty

>>75952205
It's like bullying a disabled child at this point

>>75952206
fucking trendy hipster bars haha what wacky ways they come up with to serve cocktails

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sexually peaked at like 19. have gone very much downhill since then. im pretty much a born-again virgin at this point. just going to get worse the older i get as well. i guess asking for a happy life is just too much to ask for.

>>75952218
Yeah I wasn't saying it wasn't good because of that I was saying it's bad because it's generic and boring

>>75951959
>for time would say 5-and-20 past instead 25 past
Have a word

>>75952206
fake news, get out out out

>>75952227
fantastic post

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hate to say it but i reckon i'd be happier under full-blown socialism than capitalism.

ideologically not a commie either - i think its horrible to force people to live under that system - but i personally would probably prefer it - particularly if automation could play a role and state targets were above the needs of people.

>>75952239
Sounds awful

Why can't all women be as attractive as in Poldark

>>75952227
Shits tight yo *Okay*

>>75952239
bizarro yank rorkesheed

>>75951984
>>>/i/421349
3 years old

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>>75951573

>>75952223
Oh good, that FONT shit was piss annoying, i always used to picture some screeching dweeb screaming at his computer

listening to electro swing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cF4lGmWGW0

>>75952148
i hate this meme.

elizabethan english would sound like west country english or how some of the dialects in the east of england sounded.

you'll notice that those dialects along with irish have very archaic sounds and ways of saying things shared between them - that is elizabethan english - not hank hill

June 11:

1184 BC – Trojan War: Troy is sacked and burned, according to calculations by Eratosthenes.

173 – The Roman army in Bohemia is encircled by the Quadi, who have broken the peace treaty (171). In a violent thunderstorm emperor Marcus Aurelius defeats and subdues them in the so-called "miracle of the rain".

631 – Emperor Taizong of Tang, the Emperor of China, sends envoys to the Xueyantuo bearing gold and silk in order to seek the release of enslaved Chinese prisoners.

1157 – Albert I of Brandenburg, also called, The Bear (Ger: Albrecht der Bär), becomes the founder of the Margraviate of Brandenburg, Germany and the first Margrave.

1345 – The megas doux Alexios Apokaukos, chief minister of the Byzantine Empire, is lynched by political prisoners.

1488 – Battle of Sauchieburn: Fought between rebel Lords and James III of Scotland, resulting in the death of the King.

1509 – Henry VIII of England marries Catherine of Aragon.

1594 – Philip II recognizes the rights and privileges of the local nobles and chieftains in the Philippines (an elite ruling class of native nobility in Spanish Philippines).

1837 – The Broad Street Riot occurs in Boston, fueled by ethnic tensions between Yankees and Irish.

1937 – Great Purge: The Soviet Union under Joseph Stalin executes eight army leaders.

>>>/i/501566

>>75952248
don't worry, i sexually peaked at like 18-20 and then had a 5 year dry spell now i have GF

>>75952148

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E

>>75952256
I unironically still say it like that sometimes, people at uni gave me a lot of shit for it
>>75952281
XL Records era Prodigy was fantastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_XU6UT5oL0

>>75952028
>>75952028
Same as her, go suck some black dick.

>>75952299
>i think its horrible to force people to live under that system
Why?

What's the difference between hard and soft brexit

I'm 20 years old
I'm a virgin
I'm gay

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me and the gf

Reckon all this shit about the government being a shambles and "wobbly and shakey" is just the media talking. Acting as if a hung parliament has never happened before. The Tories lost a couple of seats, it's hardly Armageddon

>>75952481

let me show you *unzips brexit*

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wow there are threads on 4chan that have been around for longer than some posters in this very thread

>>75952481
hard: no immigrants
soft: lots of immigrants

>>75952494
just wait til youre in love x

>>75952481
*points at your willy*
well that's a soft brexit
*sucks it*
now it's a hard brexit

why did Trump marry some low-grade yugo slag who bore him an autistic son when he could have had literally any woman in the world?

>>75952481
hard: leave eea
soft: stay in eea

>>75952387
When was the last time you said "yonder"? Because that word is still used often in the southern USA

>Romeo: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

>>75952473
I think that although I am someone who would forsake having less for more time (without having to worry for my basic needs)

for others that system would go against their nature and thus it would necessary to suppress them under socialism to stop them from undermining it.

People like being consumer drones. given extra free time, many people would not think to start reading books - there is a reason that the celebrated persons in our society are usually vapid and non-intellectuals who waste their time hedonistically.

>>75952481
*shoves my hard brexit in your tight boypussy*

Terrorism is a problem but hate speech is a bigger problem

>>75952507
I dunno mate there's no chance this government is going to last 5 years
the question is whether we can make it to the other side of brexit negotiations

>>75952365
Why would you value the replies of virgins in the first place

>>75952537
I have been for a year :'(

>>75952570
kulaks deserved it tbqhwy

>>75952565
quite a few British dialects still say yonder

>>75952536
soft: lots of commonwealth immigrants
hard:lots of commonwealth immigrants

>>75952565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPlpphT7n9s

^ listen - it sounds like west country english.

you can hear the similarity to Southern US english - there is a similar drawl but its still closer to modern country english.

>>75952377
Check out Monsonuir (sp?) Perine

>>75952605
>value the replies of virgins
umm sweaty, I think you'll find no one does this anyway xx

>trump wins
>everyone doing what they can to get him impeached

>Conservatives win
>acting like Labour won and trying to form a government still

So the left have basically become full authoritarian communist

Flammable speech is more damaging than flammable explosive vests

Just think about it...

>>75952662
>>75952605
>>75952610
>>75952537
>>75952420
>>75952248
>>75952365
>>75952223
>>75952152
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Had a dream barron trump died last night

>>75952504
skinny jeans look dreadful. what kind of effeminate battyman wants to wear them? especially when you have a bit of muscle on your legs.

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>>75952610
i mean with someone who loves you back x

>>75952651
>>75952565
in fact these guys sound like they're somewhere in the sea between ireland and the west of england.

>>75952675
Just curious, how old are you?

>>75952713
what the heck that webm is gay

>>75952504
Is that joe weller? Think I want to suck this lads cock, he's just one of those lads you can't help but mire

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>skinny jeans look dreadful. what kind of effeminate battyman wants to wear them? especially when you have a bit of muscle on your legs.

>>75952651
how do they know this
what sources are they using

think im a closeted hetrosexual

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Thoughts on May triggering article 50 back in March? On one hand the clocks ticking and 3/24 months have gone already without getting started and we're struggling to put a government together. Although then again it made brexit inevitable and there could have been a strong remain rhetoric in the election otherwise

>>75952778
he addresses that in the video.

he says that contemparionous people write stuff about how things are supposed to be pronounced - but also looking at the way that words are meant to rhyme (but fail to in modern english)

>>75952713
Ah yes the ol mid-20 something actors wearing school uniforms

I was pretty happy with myself in last 2 months, but today I had emotional break down , after seeing my ex with Chad being happy in Instagram. I run away from home and tried to hang myself , but my brother came just after I put it on myself. He called mom and dad , now they know it. I talked with my parents almost all day , I can't see them sad ,but I can't live like this either. They try to say life will get better and so on , but these words makes me even more suicidal , because I know it's not true, I will never look normal , I will never get her back , I will never will be able to change my ethnicity. I feel so much pain right now all over my body , because I don't know what to do , I can't live , but family tries to stop me and I can't see my mom crying. Why they do that? God, I wish my brother wouldn't came..

>>75952778
They can tell by the way Shakespeare attempts to rhyme, or the way his "meter" flows.

Ancient poetry is also the way people can know what ancient languages sounded

>>75952828
hadnt got to that bit yet

>>75952761
yeah he's a deano house producer now
bit gay btw
https://youtu.be/LRrmcOdsOS0

>>75952713
I'm not sure I'll ever experience that x :'(

>>75952778

glottalchronology

>>75952841
>>75952713
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>>75952239
neck yourself, tarquin

>>75952859
Fucking bitch doesn't deserve a lad like him, he's got a Herculean jawline fit for the gods

Good tune too

>>75952897
Not even remotely a tarquinesque position you mong

shall be getting revenge on certain people who may be reading this thread

>>75952908
she's miles out of his league if he wasn't a rich youtuber

>>75952908
>Good tune too
literally could be any ladhouse track ever made

Are the issues in the UK really as bad as Tommy Robinson makes it seem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWNpZ3Dwf68

Everything he says just sounds incredibly sad and depressing.

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>shall be getting revenge on certain people who may be reading this thread

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the prospective gf

>>75952967
no

>>75952984
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>>75952924
>>scrap all benefits
>>reopen the asylums
>>only allow professionals that we have a shortage of tomove here temporarily
>>privatise the nhs

that is all pure tarquin
>mummy mummy the poor people want to be treated as equals, make them suffer and treat them as second class!

>>75952859
pretty sure I've seen this lads balls
he's the type of lad I like to absolutely ruin one night, I mean just utterly fucking annihilate his arsehole, just angrily ram into him relentlessly with all your strength, leave him whimpering, sobbing, curled up, naked, a single milky tear dripping down his taint, it's crying for me

June 12

910 – Battle of Augsburg: The Hungarians defeat the East Frankish army

1550 – The city of Helsinki, Finland (belonging to Sweden at the time) is founded by King Gustav I of Sweden.

1775 – The British offer a pardon to all colonists who lay down their arms. There would be only two exceptions to the amnesty: Samuel Adams and John Hancock, if captured, were to be hanged.

1940 – World War II: Thirteen thousand British and French troops surrender to Major General Erwin Rommel at Saint-Valery-en-Caux.

>>75952984
fat

>>75952967
still 90% white, only London is done for

compared to my country, the UK is in a pretty ok place

>>75953011
More like bizarro rorke t.b.h

Real niBBa thread
>>75953023
>>75953023
>>75953023

This will be my only post in /brit/ today, I want you to read it, let it sink in, and think about what it means.
You will NEVER experience TBC era World of Warcraft again.

still not sure
they can research how specific words sounded, but i think the general "sound" of it, ie half irish/half west country, has to be either fully or in large part improvised

>>75952651
Cool, but what's the point in these twats doing this? What do we gain by knowing this?

>>75952967

yes

anyone who attempts to say anything against islamic extremism is considered racist

>>75953041
fat chicks with pretty faces are the best m8

>>75952965
his other tune is pretty much a straight rip off of gecko-overdrive
he's already got a huge fan base to tap into though so he'll sell records regardless
https://youtu.be/f_xb72CyaNY

>>75953067
never played it don't care

I'm starting to think these heteros look at any kind of lad who looks different to them and is attractive and say "wow an uggo what kind of bender wears skinny jeans"
hilarious coming from probably 3/10s

>>75952967
nah, all the terrorism related crime, sharia-enclaves, mass child-rape, increased levels of violent crime including daily stabbings and shootings is just made up.

>>75953103
that's actually shameless
he's literally just rearranged some bits of the bassline

>>75952967
Yes, already non-white births are 30-35% of the total. We are seeing the undermining of the cultural and moral norms that have slowly evolved in this country over hundreds and hundreds of years. 50 years ago Britain was 99.5% white, in another 50 years it will be majority non-white. Tell me why I, or any other native Britons whose parents and their parents built this country for our benefit should be ok with this?

>>75953206
Well why are you ok with it?

>>75951980
>4 shades of blue all looking similar
>not aware there are colors like yellow or orange
>full scale autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM
Southern yanks are alri'