kurva anyátok
we did it reddit
Doing a wank
how many apples will the next thread have
>>75941261
really good gimmick
cant wait until we reach 11 apples lmao
that yank virgin abnormie spacker reminds me of my weeb cousin
luckily he has no access to firearms
>>75941319
this is me despite having a gf
>>75941340
she's cute, do you think that she got double eyelid surgery?
>>75941321
2 million x
literally only exercise because it makes my cock harder and lasts longer
>>75941341
rofl
the latest shooter even resembles dylann roof and adam lanza
>>75941399
dont know what that is but youre correct in assuming she has had some surgery done
not a lot however
>>75941321
>>75941400
oh wait thats not feasible at all even if the apples are 1px sorry x
with every extra apple, closer comes the inevitable bedtime before impending toil at first light
reposting here
Who else here /london/ ?
Went to Leytonstone for the first time today. Left the station and a junkie was lying passed out in front, walk roughly 20 metres and three slavs are drinking polish pisswater by the trainline. One of them calls me a pederasta (faggot) and my gf a kurwa (whore) as we walk past. Decide to leave and as we're waiting on the central line carriage to move some eastern european thug, who epitomised the foetal alcohol syndrome look, decides to have a go at me, looks like he wants to kill me, but eventually pisses off.
I have seen some shitholes in my life but that really, really took the biscuit.
current viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGvYw5GcIFU
>>75941467
Go back to NZ no one cares you numale mong
>>75941447
I hate common people
ermmm tights?
funny how all these twats end up actually being girls inside
doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1ZbdGBAqZQ
>>75941502
Bit harsh m8
These days, if you say you're an Ulsterman, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail
>>75941467
Live in London and never had anything like that
Visited Reading once and there were fucking druggies with dogs everywhere shouting at me. Criminal place in general
>>75941467
my oneitis is from leytonstone hope she's okay
>>75941531
Cut your fucking hair and go to a gym
just woke up from my nap
>>75941509
me in the middle eating grass
>>75941467
me
went to St James Square to go to my library and it turned out they were having an international Mens Fashion Week runway show on the street, so i hung around for that a little.
I went to the sculpture garden and talked to a retired Major about the Korean War and then he introduced me to a Cambridge professor who told me about Hong Kong in the 80s.
Then I read some Paul Alster in the victorian reading room of the London Library.
Presently I nipped out to Chinatown and got a buffet meal of chicken, pork and rice that I took to St Annes and ate in the courtyard there.
After my meal I had a pint in the Rupert Street Bar, bought 3 cans of spraypaint from Berwick Street and talked to the cashier about the weather.
Then I took a bus back home to my house in Notting Hill
just gotta know the right places my friend - civilisation survives still, even in London
>>75941467
>Leytonstone
That is barely in London
Why would you visit the capital and then go to such a grim East End shithole?
>>75941319
I wank to Bobbi starr
New age alt right in conflict with butthurt boomer "get out of here Nazi" "right wing" military larpers
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gXRbIdaLD4Q
dead in one hit guaranteed
london is so peng
>>75941509
I read "ermmm" as emma and assumed this was emma roberts from the thumbnail for some reason
was VERY disappointed when I opened it
>>75941571
This
t. fellow millionaire patrician
>>75941340
thanks xx
t. last thread
@75941571
what the fuck is this
>>75941571
you are the epitome of those irritating young professional well dressed cunts who I want to punch in the face. normie shitbag
>>75941599
Milo Kuzuopolous
>>75941620
my day yesterday
was an unusually good one but still very possible to have that kind of experience in london still if you know what youre doing
>>75941571
the dream lifestyle
what are you going to do with the spray paint?
bought a size 28-30 swimsuit instead of 32-34 like it was labeled and i can just barely get it on. it's shorter on the thigh that i actually like, but my dick's kinda visible through it, should i still wear it?
could obliterate anybody in this thread
>you are the epitome of those irritating young professional well dressed cunts who I want to punch in the face. normie shitbag
LANDAN
OH YaeH I LOVE LANDAN
I LOVE DA CITY
WTF WHY ARE PEOPLE SO RACIST
WE'RE NICE IN LANDAN
>>75941687
haha
chance would be a fine thing
normies live everyday like this. unbelievable
>>75941571
>>75941686
>swimsuit
>penis
Yanks
>Walk around London yesterday (Pakichapel)
>False flag graffiti on the walls proposing a 50% tax for being Muslim opposite the East London Mosque
The utter STATE of pakis trying to get sympathy
>>75941719
stop saying that
>>75941705
isnt deano part of that caste
https://youtu.be/GJtAbUj-0KY?t=1806
christ alive something needs to be done about the virgin problem
Richard Hammond really needs to consider a new line of work lads
hate niggers and pakis. anyone else?
>>75941551
n-no
>>75941571
I live in the west end too, so I'm not tarring all of London. But I've been to Peckham, Brixton, Tottenham, parts of Hackney, Dalston, Deptford, E&C, Southall - while awful, they paled in comparison to Leytonstone. I genuinely felt unsafe there. Only Mitcham would compare, but that's hardly London.
>>75941583
I'm looking to buy a flat in the Docklands and since we were over that side decided to venture to Leytonstone for a Lithuanian restaurant. We didn't even make it there though the place was so horrid.
>>75941599
Fuck off bogan
>>75941614
you dont have to be a millionaire desu
except for the living in notting hill bit but thats just because im visiting my parents who bought the house in the 1970s when houses were affordable
>>75941673
there is an art museum opposite my house with a communal graffiti wall i thought id have a go at
Business idea: Pay a women to dress in latex and kick me in the bollocks
Just got back from Cornwall
lads the chinese is absolutely lovely
basic veggie stuff, tofu, rice, and some amazing cheesy chips x
>>75941747
>gif
fuck off
... sunny day selfie ...
>>75941719
*obliterates you*
now on to my next target...
>>75941756
*rattles the bar of your runt cage*
No more peroxide hair eye for you!
*you squeal and cower into the corner*
Hehehehe
More eggs, runt. Lay more eggs!
Hehehehehehehhohooo *breaks down into a coughing fit* Aha, AHAAHAHAA
>>75941720
That's not a normie day. Here's mine
>friend picks me up
>go to another friends house
>drink cans and play with their nieces and nephews
>kids go to bed
>play drinking games, listen to music
>wake up
>drive to town
>get food, hang out
>go home
want to live the city lifestyle in a central apartment with loads of things in walking distance
will never be able to afford London but was thinking a mid sized city up north such as Sheffield, Leeds or Nottingham
any thoughts or advice?
>>75941742
No Deano is a pretty lowly sort who only goes into central London to go clubbing occasionally
>>75941719
>>75941741
chance i might start using this gimmick as well, quite fond of it
>>75941744
>animefag
not one bit surprised, these cartoons will destroy the west
>>75941798
haha
chance would be a fine thing
Duff...
Gardens...
Hurrah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCSUmwP02T8
>>75941744
state supplied comfort women for virgins over 21
as a kid in London I used to explore random areas by foot. also liked to hike in the neighbouring counties since the tube went so far out
such a big city you could always find somewhere new
>>75941833
great post
>>75941798
manny or leeds
>>75941744
i really really really hate how virgins like this think their trivial petty little cunt "issues" are even worth a picosecond of thought or interest
>>75941798
it's a dire existence
what kind of pondlife aspires to that
>>75941851
this
love london
>>75941840
He's losing his hair
>>75941851
>>75941887
rasheed
Anybody else just love the smell of my cock sweat?
Makes me so hard, reason why i exercise to much and avoid showers as much as possible. Pretty sure my cock emits sex pheromones
>>75941851
driving fast on empty country roads is more fun
>>75941905
Stop trying to join in with our gimmicks you cringy fat fuck
>>75941933
FONC
>>75941909
um pheromones dont real sweetie (for humans)
you just like the smell x
not sure why making a bait thread on /pol/ and coming back to see all the angry replies feels so good but it does ngl
>>75941813
doubt I will get a chance but need to plan an escape route
>>75941853
manny and liverpool are non starters
simply shan't
>>75941882
my existence now is infinitely more dire
One step closer to /blackgf2017/ lads
paris is getting a bit redundant
>>75941909
Love this meme desu
>>75941845
better to liquidate them for pig feed
Lads on Tor
would rather live in a cottage somewhere in the peripheral areas of a medium-large city rather than the city proper
>>75941840
dont like this style of delivery/speech if im being honest
the prime reason why ive never been a fan of lindybeige
>>75941984
revolting. literally looks like a man
>>75941985
wanna get a flatshare in sheff with me
we can go hiking in the peak district too
black women look like black men with long hair
>>75941984
are you walking towards london?
what do you call tourettes that you can control in public?
>>75942023
Sheffield mentioned
>>75942002
live in a peripheral city area it's shit
>>75941840
*tenderly dips my scrotum in and waits*
schadenfreude
Who /Nottingham/ here?
>>75942023
>sheffield
i think i'll pass
>Leytonstone
cycled through once it was ok>>75941467
>>75942077
don't fuck with Gideon
he is the true puppet master
>>75942002
>suburbs
boring
>>75942036
talking to yourself
>living in the suburbs
umm no sweaty
>>75942075
I love these so much
could make a virgin poo pic but cba 2bh
>>75942113
what the FUCK are those lines
>>75942005
What style do you mean? I think they both have quite different styles
I used to be a fan of Lindybeige until I realised he was an arrogant and autistic pseudo-intellectual
>>75942162
ghosts
>>75942036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ao_ht92fww
>>75942162
light photography you yank cretin
car light trails
>>75942162
spiritual demon energy, can only see them if your sharkas are aligned
>>75942171
>I used to be a fan of Lindybeige until I realised he was an arrogant and autistic pseudo-intellectual
EXCELLENT post
i 100% agree
have the politirunts left yet
>>75942133
it's more than talking. i do weird bodily spasms and facial ticks and all that. i woke up this morning and just squated like a chimp for like 3 minutes with my arms swinging between my legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMCgEzkgGbM
HOWLING at this
he did the voice for his cartoon waifu
>>75942171
cant put my finger on it just the way they talk, the inflections they have and so on so on
i dont hate it but find it grating after a while
>>75942075
I love how these are getting more and more exaggerated and fantastical
i look quite good today ngl
>>75942162
car lights, something to do with the shutter speed of the camera, I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXRbIdaLD4Q
crease
>>75942199
>for like 3 minutes
i don't think that's tourettes
>>75942199
mild tourettes
>>75942062
more interested in the proximity to a city than the area itself, which I imagine would be rural and more somewhere to retire on a daily basis to than somewhere to be 'out and about' in
>>75942216
in what way?
whats different to normal?
>>75942221
the exposure, yh
>>75942216
pics
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKjGaTytWM4
>Politics AND pints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdPwW80PrnI good song
>>75942252
something in the eyes i think
look cuter
>>75942234
but isn't the whole point of tourettes that you can't control it? i can completely control it when i'm in public
>have the politirunts left yet
>>75942227
what the fuck is going on here
*destroys the British fleet in one heem*
>>75942227
stupid spic
>>75942292
t. politirunt
>>75942199
>i woke up this morning and just squated like a chimp for like 3 minutes with my arms swinging between my legs
ah. we call that one mental retardation
>>75942320
kek
>>75942227
wow i never quite realised how much i hate the altright until now
the description and comments of that video are 100% concentrated cringe
>>75941587
fucking COAL BURNER
>>75942320
>implying the virgin piss isn't in the cubicle
Official /brit/ List of Good Things™
White Genocide
Jeremy Corbyn
Slags
Anime
Football
Ba'athism
>muslims are violent
White people started two world wars.
>>75942320
Love these
>>75942212
I think I see roughly what you're getting at
But Tom Scott is a really good editor. His videos are well-informed, but seamless and digestible
Lindybeige will ramble on for 10+ minutes on random tangents about his LARPing expertise and then imply he knows more than actual historians because he ran around in a field once dressed as a hoplite
woke up this morning with lumps all on me arms
probably spider bites
how does that make you feel?
Are Indians European?
They're all middle class and look European too. Just brown
>>75942351
>tfw such a virgin i still have trouble peeing in the cubicle because i know they can still hear
>>75942364
>Continentals
>White
needs to get the bus in 5 mins lads
>>75942227
>you now live in a time where people seriously use the word meme in public
Makes me want to top myself desu.
>>75942367
the only thing that i hate is Tom + his autistic mates fake laugh - HATE it
that aside i think he makes pretty good content, far superior to Lindy
Playing Knights of the Old Republic lads
>>75942403
India's in asia lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHCN8bynfF0
esoteric choon
On a plane lads
>>75942364
they were really only european wars ft. nippon to make it seem grander
DIY done
getting swole and ready for the class war lads
>>75942351
>prefers to use stall
They're not always available
time to dial up the chinky
>>75942364
G*rmans aren't white
Ah yes, ANOTHER terrorist attack
>>75942460
Then you just leave and hold your bladder, you can come back later when no one's around.
>>75942449
standby for a bomb threat called in x
stop bullying lindybeige
>>75942485
where you idiot
>>75942449
>runt air
hello runt holiday goer
>>75942449
*in a plane
idiot
Can someone post any of those Virgin vs Chad memes?
Thanks in advance x
>>75942485
where now?
honestly lads, i kinda want a job that's outdoors and based around manual work
despite having gone to uni and studying history
i think i will watch a film tonight
>>75942543
>>75942510
tricked you
The Virgin Chon Post
>>75942508
Not until he admits the Katana is the ULTIMATE sword.
>>75942554
same
cannot be FUCKED using my brain anymore
would much rather be a manual runt
>>75942554
grass is greener mate
>>75942566
>rorkes resort to lying to push their agenda
huh...wow... really makes me think
>>75942554
same lol but my parents expectations are too high
>>75942449
why you going from london to belfast on ryainair flight FR1274 lad?
>>75942563
don't
>>75942571
katanas were shite mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn7AaW6WwzY
the new gaff
>>75942554
I have a warehouse job doing physical labour.
Would much rather be outside too instead of indoors sweating it out with 40 degree bullshit next to an industrial oven.
>>75942563
which film?
>>75942589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FoOH-Qk740
>>75942554
>>75942574
>>75942592
If any of you live in Somerset I do scaffolding work and we're hiring. It's all on the job training you don't need to have any experience.
>>75942595
did you check the registration of the other plane and see where it was taxied and you found the other one x i wanted to do it maybe x
wearing a skirt
>>75942599
why not lad
>>75942627
ill have a look at my backlog
wheeeen the last light warms the rocks and the rattlesnakes unfold
>>75942641
Sponsor me and sign me up m8
>>75942620
wrong
its genuinely as meme to say they were shit as it is to say they were the best. you are a horrid little memer
>>75942642
yeah and now the police think there's an IRA member on board
>>75942364
*drops comically oversized vodka bottle in one hand and bacon-wrapped hotdog in the other and converts to Islam*
>>75942643
im kind of gayposted-out desu
lets have a day off before we get back into it, mmkay?
x
they say you learn something new every day. what did you learn today anons?
>>75942653
film is a dying medium
Ryanair is literally the best airline. Most likely to be on time and extremely cheap.
>>75942668
ye they were though
>>75942641
in devon but shant be working for anybody on /brit/
>>75942675
im not gay
>>75942668
they were shit
nips had terrible quality metal, not their fault but thats just how it was
>>75942680
I learned film is a dying medium today.
WHITE
JEANS
OH
SIDE
>>75942641
my parents would have no problem with my doing that
just don't know where to look
plus i imagine most people in that sort of work are turbonormies whereas i'm a bit shy and spergy
bumming a nigger
Who is going to watch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idoU4zc8RDo
>>75942687
do you think im going to watch something that was released this decade am not a runt
>>75942689
i wouldn't call it the best
it's the best if you're poor sure
>>75942660
photographic rape is a real thing, anon
>>75942715
meant for >>75942592
not in somerset sadly desu
>>75942448
the more of these guys vids i watch the more i am convinced there is some strange genius in them. a primitive new wave avent garde.
@06
parroting memes elicits an @post and an end to any further communications
do not reply again
>>75942727
me in the middle
have they unveiled project scopio yet
Anyone else can't decide whether they're natsoc or libertarian?
On one hand I'm a fashy goy, I want a pure society, no non-whites, degeneracy is disgusting.
On the other hand, don't step on me taxation is theft.
>>75942753
yeah they are turbo normies who sit shirtless in their vans shouting at people
business idea: track planelad on his journey to belfast
>can't grow facial hair
>my arse is very hairy
worst feel
>>75942781
Baiting out leftypol: the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56CbbHZESrA
>>75942781
>Anyone else can't decide whether they're natsoc or libertarian?
you havent got long until it doesnt matter anymore, best to probably just say you are on the fence until then.
>>75942819
reckon he is in DUP and has been in london for talks with the tories
>>75942781
I'm an out and out fascist these days.
>Anyone else can't decide whether they're natsoc or libertarian?
>>75942828
>hairy legs
>hairy bum
>hairy arms
>hairy pubes
>decent chest hair
>patchy facial hair but enough that i need to shave regularly
>>75942867
found the leftypol runt
the longest i've gone without an IRL conversation is about 3 weeks
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>75942867
>fraise kek
Strawberry frogs, new French dish?
>Anyone else can't decide whether they're natsoc or libertarian?
>On one hand I'm a fashy goy, I want a pure society, no non-whites, degeneracy is disgusting.
>On the other hand, don't step on me taxation is theft.
... Taking out the Bin ... Picture 11 September 2001 ...
Why do people want Theresa May to step down when she got the most votes?
wish that it still snowed in europe
>>75942819
gonna batter his fucking ugly gub into a fine paste and then give it to the loyalist crackheads to snort the second he touches down here
wearing clothes in varying combinations is a VERY important hobby for women
>I'm an out and out fascist these days.
>>75942927
muh mandate
>>75942927
she called the election looking to strengthen the tory majority and ran a shit campaign and lost the majority altogether
*blocks your path*
>>75942876
post hairy chest mate x
leftypol get out
weird to hear brits during the election talk about the Ra in a terrorist context
been ages since I thought of them as politically-motivated. only ever see them and their racketeering exploits mentioned on the cover of local sensationalist crime rags when I'm in the shops these days. can't even remember the last time they blew something up
>>75942927
She's shit and lost her authority
>>75942971
>gif
fuck off
>>75942971
it's not that hairy
>>75942966
>that gyno
>ubermensch
>>75943011
dude
>>75942966
*offers to fix those tits*
>>75942991
they fired an RPG at the MI6 building in Vauxhall in 2000
listening to THE BEST boiler room set lads
>>75942977
>I'll drown you in my poo
>>75942977
what's this
If the disgusting rejects on OKcupid won't respond to me what hope do i have?
>>75942971
ok x
>>75942998
shit gimmick. kill yourself.
>>75942940
That lad quite clearly isn't a fascist. I bet he tolerates queers and "based" non-whites.
>>75942977
literally me
>>75942998
its dʒif
>>75943011
sexy lady
>>75943033
screeching
why do I not know about this stuff
>>75943050
bit gay
>>75943050
OH shit didnt mean to post THIS one
>That lad quite clearly isn't a fascist. I bet he tolerates queers and "based" non-whites.
Dunkirk looks quite good.
>>75942977
why do i recognise her but as a younger girl
>>75943100
I'm not English.
>>75942977
i dont want to be one of those runts thats only attracted to japs/asians, but seeing things like this makes it very difficult not to be
>>75943109
nonce
>>75943101
has there been a new trailer?
>>75943120
no one wins at everything
>In 1991 an IRA mortar shell was fired at 10 Downing Street and exploded during a cabinet meeting held by then Prime Minister John Major
what the fuck hahahaha
>>75943120
most EDL members are ethnic Irish/celts i.e. untermensch
>>75943157
that one was from the back of a truck on a timer i think
>>75943033
HAHA top lads! they were probably drunk
>>75943157
#notallpaddys
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
>>75943157
hahahha lol
>>75943157
imagine if pakis were as well-armed as the IRA were
>>75941763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlprymf-w-c
neurofunk
>>75943197
when you saw my huge cock?
>>75942415
same lad
>>75943167
keep telling yourself that anglo subhuman
>>75943047
Raw