/brit/

anyone else ever had a threesome?
i had one last year that was pretty good

it went well because the guy me and my bf got in to fuck us was very sexy but had a shitty personality so there was no possibility of jealousy or cheating afterwards

i was a pure bottom, my bf was verse, and the third guy was a pure top, so I got a LOT of attention and felt overall very pampered :3

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anime

>>75936523
DELET THIS

>>75936549
whore

Anyone here never seen a girl naked

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england i love you
but you're bringing me down
england i love you
but you're bringing me down
like a rat in a cage
pulling minimum wage
england i love you
but you're bringing me down

>>75936595
the weak should fear the perfidious

>>75936549
bit gay this

>>75936616
how does having a consensual threesome with my monogamous partner whom i had a longterm and loving relationship with make me a whore

>>75936621
me

literally the ONLY way to earn enough to buy a house outright before 50 years old is to deal drugs

>>75936621
a girl showed me her nipple once

antifa are getting rekt in manchester lads

leftypol are having a right 'mare

here's how corbyn can still win

>>75936523
LOVE this gimmick
>>75936549
sounds great, wish I could have one

>>75936523
Is this some weird /polska/ meme?

more i interact with gays in real life the more I dislike em

HELLO?

>>75936663
>threesome with my monogamous partner
herein lies the contradiction

>>75936625
me but with London

>(1974) Germany. German. An unlikely relationship develops between an elderly woman and a Moroccan migrant worker in post-war Germany.
ah yes, will definitely be watching this

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>>75936549
My friend Jen did a threesome once. She said she cried for about an hour afterwards but I'd definitely like to try it sometime!

>>75936710
t. keeps getting turned down at the gay bars

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sue

the more i let lads use my arse the more i'm convinced i don't like it and i'm straight

FUCKs sake

fell asleep at 10am and just woke up

want to see su0001

>>75936717
neither of us had a sexual *relationship* with another man

we just had sex with him once and then never again

am I weird for not enjoying the "happy ending" part of the massage?
both parlours I've been to here start into it mid way through and its been just weird each time, told the girl just to stop and continue with the massage this time.
it doesn't help that the way she did it was really silly and that my dick needs a death grip to get off

>>75936752
good post

>>75936762
ugly freak

>>75936691
>LOVE this gimmick
thanks love you too x

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May calls early general election
>that Rorke feel
>Government elect la
>look at Theresa what heart
>we vote again! xD
Lead starts to go down
>was always going to be close la
>how many will be beat Labour by
>still going to have the largest majority since Maggie
Dementia tax u-turn
>were still top of the polls la
>being in opposition is easy
>the debates are a fortress Corbyn won't win there
Tories do shit in debates
>Lib Dems will do us a favour
Terrorists attack Manchester and London
>it's n-not May's fault, forget she was the home secretary for 6 years
>P-pakis, L-Labour will keep letting them in
>its still on if the polls stay good
YouGov poll shows there will be hung parliament
>b-but May said elections are easy
>w-wait for the exit poll la
Exit poll: Tories to lose their majority
>S-Scotland will do us a favour
>b-big Ruth with the 5am winner
>i-it's not over yet
Tories don't get enough Scottish seats
>b-biggest party was the aim
>w-we overachieved in 2015
>n-next election is the one
>coalition government is an amazing achievement

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position in the polls with a whole election campaign to go, if you had gone into Downing Street today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - George Osbourne

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Margaret Thatcher

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.

>>13

the more I have gay anal sex the less I care for it

>>75936789
despise benders

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>>75936751
west germany = cuck germany

hate homophobes

>>75936803
didnt read this lol!

>>75936790
you're used to masturbating
feeling your dick stimulated is more common than feeling a massage
so you prefer the massage

>>75936827
you must be one of those repressed homophobes

>>75936666
>he doesn't do sports betting full time

100k~ a year tax free m8

tv show idea:

get some middle england old pint-loving proud dad runts give thme a bunch of DMT film it and then interview them afterwards

>>75936786
wait until the next thread. i think the understanding with the janitor is only one sue post per thread, any more is a bannable offence

>c-c-corbyn can still win
>l-l-l-leftypol didn't lose

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>>75936803
love this pasta

surely a coalition with the DUP violates the good friday agreement?

>>75936827
Don't be homophobephobic

>>75936850
desu I really don't care about getting jerked/sucked off when I can get the gf to do it how I like without paying
I just want a good massage with no fuss
she did a good job otherwise though, feeling really nice

honestly had enough of anglo shitholes, recommend me a country with

>nice weather
>cheap cost of living
>easy to learn language
>qt women

>juncker asked may to call the election because he knew she would fuck up and hurt brexit
874d chinese checkers going on

>>75936705
just want to see how many apples i can get lol x

>>75936876
There was a programme a few years ago where they gave an ex-squaddie some MD and he just got really agitated and uncomfortable.
they only gave him like 90mg though, a UPS or something might have been better for trial purposes

>>75936905
death to the good friday agreement annex eire NOW

>>75936955
only corbyn can give us a proper brexit

>>75936803
>>75936901


how fucking thick

i know you postmodern lefties don't believe in objective reality but Tories are in power and will continue to be in power; they won the election and are entering a coalition with DUP.

>>75936946
japan

need a bf

>>75936803
very good

>>75936994
pls be a trap

>>75936994
brisbane x

>>75936946
'Nam for everything but the language

but I guess its easier than the rest of Asia since they use real letters instead of squiggles
I live pretty cheap here

>>75936946
South Africa

>>75936955
unironically believe she intended to lose about 6 seats in order to weaken her hand and get us a soft brexit

>>75936946
You'll miss it the moment you leave lad
Anglo western cunts are literally GOAT, you should consider yourself lucky you were born here

>>75936978
fake news, not a coalition

why does not one single australian have redditflags

>>75937027
vietnamese has 6 tones doesn't it? And a very complex grammar system, so it's more difficult to learn than chinese
>>75936946
argentina

>>75936978
>postmodern
umm no

Your thoughts on The Cranberries

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>how fucking thick
>i know you postmodern lefties don't believe in objective reality but Tories are in power and will continue to be in power; they won the election and are entering a coalition with DUP.

>>75937054
there are loads of chinese languages though
Cantonese has like 6-12 tones or something

there's basically zero grammar though in Viet, less than English at least
and Duolingo offers a course for it which has helped me a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h3JB4ZJR5A

quite glad I don't live there

>>75936978
Lmao check out this positivist philistine and his formal logic

>>75936523
büdös cigány

>>75937063
utterly irrelevant besides their IRA song

>>75936946
Malta

>>75937028
enjoy your AIDs

hmm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496664480053.webm

absurdism is clearly the only valid philosophy lads
find it sickening how any of you runts can be thick enough to fall for blatant lies like cartesianism

>>75937097
cantonese has 6, mandarin has 4, but you could get by in pretty much all of mainland china with just mandarin

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added poo poo colours to the bender flag i am ROARING

>>75937149
your thoughts on Eurythmics?

>>75937182
that's fucking cool

>>75937105
what a nice lady

>>75937182
that was the last thing I expected

>>75937232
only in america luckily

american benders are so cucked by BLM its not even funny

>>75937182
great Hamish + Andy ep about that iirc

>>75937232
hahah don't remember them in any rainbows I've ever seen

>>75937232
I don't see any white on that flag, bit racist

>>75937117

what does he give those children?

>can't move out, don't earn enough
>can't get a GF, because I live with mummy and daddy

ah yes, quite the catch 22 i find myself in

>>75937279
what does BLM have to do with gays?

>>75937312
what a loser

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4 wanks, getting a bit bored now

>>75937250
I have none
my thoughts are entirely focussed on such indie greats like the vaccines and bombay bicycle club

>>75937311
money I think

>>75937312
Hint: every normo and his gf had bfs/gfs when they were 15/16/17 and still at school living with mummy and daddy.

You don't have a gf because you're ugly and or unpleasant to be around.

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>what a loser

>>75937320
large crossover with the GNAA

>>75937226
yea, but you still need to learn the Hanzi
mandarin is definitely more difficult than Viet, but there are also way better resources available to learn it
there's fuck all for Vietnamese

>>75937321
honestly wish I could get a 5 bed mcmansion in some flyover state for $100,000

>>75937320
nothing
but in America they keep trying to force themselves into it

last year they barricaded the route of the Philly pride parade and halted the entire festival until the parade organisers agreed to take the police department float off the parade plan

fucking HATE it, makes me so mad they pulled that

Where do I start with Evola?

2g of mkat straight up the booty

>>75937393
the bin

>>75937334
>talks about doing anal in the intro to that episode
>no anal at all in the scene

>>75937393
Start with Neitzche before moving on to Evola. Don't dive straight in to evola

could've sworn saif gaddafi was executed shortly after the arab spring

hmm

how much harder is Cantonese than Mandarin

how do i learn to make the weird chink sounds

pls respond

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>>75937393

>>75937232

well they do get poo all over their willies

>>75937398
you mean up the botty?

>>75937416
that's gaddafi's son
the real gaddafi was

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me on the right

>>75937353
What self-respecting girl would get in to a serious relationship with a guy who doesn't live by himself? At this age it's a must-have m8

Where would you rather live

Somalia
North Korea
Papua New Guinea
North Korea

>>75937429
ah well, i guess i shall never read evola then, ah yes very VERY good argument there

>>75937446
i know, but i thought saif was sentenced to death and then executed once the rebels took over libya

smol brane not work good

>>75937424
think it's eleven tones to mandarin's four, only know mandarin and those four are already impossible to understand
cantonese is irrelevant anyway, learn mandy

>>75937460
None probably. But what I'm saying is that even if you did live by yourself you probably wouldn't get a gf if you haven't had one up until now.

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owen jones single handedly defeated donald trump

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all yanks need to be put in camps

>>75937416
thought the same 2bh, unless it was another son. he had a bunch of them iirc. or maybe its a case of the Mandela Effect I keep hearing about

>>75937470
you shouldn't, he was a tryhard nonce

>british political options

literally as bad if not worse than what the yanks got to pick from

>>75937393
No point desu just a boring perennialist

>>75937460
depends really
are you going to uni? where do you live?

>>75937500
what county you from?

>>75937424
Cantonese is way more difficult
written and spoken are very different
LOTS of slang
more tones more "expressions"
different Hanzi

but at least there's loads of music and films out of HK, though Mandarin is much easier, very formal and logical compared to Yue (Cantonese)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY0AMmLuiqk&t=601s

>May will face backbench 1922 committee at 5pm tomorrow. Senior Tory tells me: "she needs to give a barnstorming performance to survive".

I've started using a bar of soap to wash myself in the shower. For years I was a slave to the liquid bodywash jew but now I have taken the soap-pill and my eyes have been opened (though not so far as to get soap in them as that would sting).

Seriously lads, get on board with bar soap. A single bar of soap lasts aeons compared to a bottle of coloured bodywash. And it leaves you just as clean.

>>75937469
papua has a semi-functioning government - so you can just grow your bananas and ganja out in the hills and only have to worry about bandits.

somalia doesn't

north korea is a deathcamp.

>>75937509
at least yanks had an entertaining option

>black people trying to say we can't say "nigger" or even "nigga" if we want
fuck off

>>75937496
good lad

I worked with his brother once

>>75937497
always hated him for wearing number 2 desu

Papua New Guinea is the Ireland of Australia

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>The Observer has learned that May took the fateful decision to call the election having been urged to do so by commission president Jean-Claude Juncker.

>It is understood that Juncker had advised May to call an early general election as a result of his concerns that the 17-seat majority she had inherited from David Cameron would not be enough during the pinch points of the negotiations, including over the issue of the UK’s divorce bill, estimated to be as much as €100bn.

>“During bilaterals, in the margins of summits, Juncker repeatedly told her he thought she should do it,” one EU source said. A second European diplomat added: “People don’t understand. We want a deal more than anyone. We are professionals, we have a mandate to get a deal and we want to be successful in that.”

5D interdimensional chess, haha

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/10/election-nicky-morgan-theresa-hard-brexit

>>75937492
True I guess, I'm not that bad though

>>75937512
I'm a grown ass educated man in his late 20's with a full-time job

>>75937520
same one your Ma is in!

>>75937508
t. someone who has never read his books but has read some SCATHING lefty critiques of them
>>75937424
cantonese is quite a bit harder, mandarin has one of the simplest grammar systems of any language

*mutters the n-word under my breath*

>>75937540
baffled to why you would think this was worth posting

>>75937540
I once somehow managed to get toothpaste in my eye, now that stings

>>75937540
also usually soap doesn't have parfum, fragrans, SLS and all that shite in it

>>75937496

they've been protesting trump constantly, almost weekly.

they did nothing. he cancelled cause Khan is a wanker. Jones deluded and incorrect as usual.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496686573127.webm

>>75937534
>needs to give barnstorming performance

should be easy enough for someone whose misspent youth was occupied running through wheat fields, surely must have stormed a few barns then

a large bee just tried to enter my room, luckily the window is closed

>>75937576
ahh thought you said 22 earlier
yeah you're fucked
did you move back in with them recently or just never moved out?

actually i havent posted a n-word in this internet from

not even once

tons of japs i have posted tho

if i want a place by myself in close proximity to the city (Melbourne) i'll be paying nearly 20k in rent a year

I earn 90k but then you have tax and a lot of other RUBBISH that you have to deal with so at the end of the day you're not left with a lot. So i still live at home.

>>75937609
>>75937609
ah yes the deano.

>>75937568
heard their president has an Irish surname haha

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>>75937578
was looking for an answer boy

>>75937620
let the bee in

>>75937540
how am I supposed to store it in the shower though
do you have a special container

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>>75937540
ah yes... much better...

something about chinese that confuses me is how do you sing in chinese? given that every tone gives a different meaning, surely singing just sounds the same as talking?

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>iirc

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>>75937656
never

>>75937429
just ride the tiger bro

*holds out fist*

@75937585
You will notice I got 3 concurrent, organic (You)s for my out-of-the-blue post about bars of soap. You have absolutely no idea what level I operate on. You are nowt but a squirming rodent under my talons, do not dare to comprehend the why behind my posts.

>>75937666
Yeah you get little ceramic dishes you can keep the soap in. Then you just wash the ceramic thing now and then to get rid of the dried up soap residue.

>>75937640
you can always live way WAY outside the city, far away from everything fun, pay slightly less, and commute hours every day to work :^)

I buy a bunch of soup every week and use them once then throw them out
shan't be dealing with bacteria and all that other nastiness

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>Peter O'Neill
chortling

Tried to record my x-factor audition whilst driving home earlier lads, it did NOT go well

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496713381680.webm

>>75937648
and I gave you one

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>I buy a bunch of soup every week and use them once then throw them out
>shan't be dealing with bacteria and all that other nastiness

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train selfie (repost)

>>75937712
they were given white names because they were ours until the 70s

>>75937700
honestly i don't know how people can commit to spending >20% of their fucking paycheck on rent

it's disgusting

>>75937701
you wash yourself with soup?

>>75937526
should i just give up on my dream of working in Hong Kong?

>>75937750
... train selfie (11th june 2017) ...

Top 3 UK youtubers
>nightscape
>stephen tries
>joe weller

>>75937675
listen to some chinese songs, it sounds a bit disjointed when they do it
tbf I think italians have the same issue because their language has long/ short vowels but they integrate that into their opera. chinks just make shitty pop music that's copied from the yanks so it doesn't really work

>>75937675
have you ever heard "traditional" Chinese music?
that's basically what it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stme5Xb_Y1U

>>75937783
don't know any of them

Is there a more autistic game than minecraft?

Ate a whole packet of custard creams so I'm feeling a little bit sick

>>75937755
I spend like 50% but I'm moving back with my parents soon

>>75937769
>ywn spill rope after rope of your hot sticky sperm on her toned, smooth calves

need to end my life

>>75937794
do your research bruv

>>75937769
>legs are different in the mirror

BURN THE WITCH!!

>>75937568
Papua New Guinea is richer than Australia?

bout to watch John Wick 2

brain left firmly at the door

>>75937764
my mate is from HK and told me he has NEVER seen a non-native learn fluent Cantonese even if they were born there, meanwhile loads of people learn mandarin late in life.
they use the Traditional characters too so it makes it that much more difficult

>>75937764
almost everyone in hong kong speaks english la, the only ones who dont are old people and sometimes cabbies will pretend they dont in order to fuck you over

>>75937799
TIS-100

>>75937823
doing a HOWL

poms btfo

>>75937783
am i the only person who fucking hates lindybeige

used to like him until i saw a video i actually know something about and he was completely wrong about everything

and when someone pointed it out in the comments he got all prissy about it and generally acted like a cunt

trolling the huns is it lads

>>75937828
and your other brain?

>>75937540
I'm with you. Can get some great fragrances as well.

>>75937754
>O'Neill's father, Brian O'Neill, was an Australian-born magistrate of partial Irish descent.[4] His mother, Awambo Yari, a Papua New Guinean, came from the Southern Highlands. His father moved to Papua New Guinea in 1949 as an Australian government field officer, known in Tok Pisin as a kiap, later serving as a magistrate in Goroka until his death in 1982.[2][5]

>>75937792
sounds like the music to Ghost in the Shell

What is a Deano?

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hello :3

>>75937832
yes I heard the same thing from a Cambridge professor yesterday. but is it possible to learn enough Cantonese to get by without being fluent?

>>75937832
You should show your mate some videos of Laoshu.

>>75937860
hmm
it's still the case with others though, same thing happened with abos

>>75937841
he literally caters to yanks who will believe anything said in an english accent

>>75937783
The Trinity of Literally Who?

>>75937568

what's new zealand then

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POST RARE ROSY YOU BOGAN CUNT REEEEEE

>>75937832
>>75937879
I know 2 non natives that are fluent in canto. it isn't all that much harder than mandarin.

>>75937876
spoiler that nipple

>>75937879
no idea
I've never tried and learning Viet is hard enough for me
I can't get the tones at all, God never intended the blessed Anglo-Saxon tongue to contort in such unholy ways

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I love UK. Can I move in?

any of you lads got hyphenated surnames?

>>75937923
the cambridge don told me that he had heard similar stories about 'friends' who were fluent

but every time he investigated it turned out they werent

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>>75937925

>>75937934
F__ o__ w__ f__

>>75937935
Yes

>>75937923
bullshit it isn't
its not like its impossible but its probably one of the hardest languages for an English speaker
I think only Japanese is rated as being harder.

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*takes a refreshing sip*

how much cantonese would i need to lecture at a hong kong uni

(lessons are in english)

Got into my first K-hole last night lads after a few keys

Was a VERY strange experience

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>>75937997

>>75937969
Kek, got any more of these?

why does this britlad want to learn canto
no point, only worthwhile outcome is you get to watch stephen chow movies without dubs
nothing beyond that

>>75937934
_uck _ff _e're _ull

>>75937979
dickhead or should I say dick-head wahey wahey wahey

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the corpses were a beautiful range of shades of brown :')

>>75938018
want to live in hong kong

>>75938005
you can get around in hk knowing only english. I was surprised how almost everyone spoke at least conversational english including cashiers and that

>>75938032
literally me

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>>75938046
they all speak english anyway

>>75937769
>legs in the mirror

S P O O K Y
P
O
O
K
Y

>>75938046
everyone in hong kong speaks english apart from old people
t. stayed there for 3 months last year

>>75938049
yes but can i live there

can i make friends, deal with landlords, etc

>>75937838
:)

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>>75938046

singapore is better

>>75938113
>singapore is better
singapore is a police state m7

>>75938005
why not go to Taiwan instead?
HK is is going to be FUCKED by the PRC soon enough
Taiwan at least you can ride out its slow slide into irrelevance on a beautiful little mountain island
desu I'm thinking of going to Taiwan after I've got some experience here and going to university there or in Japan for my post-grad

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hmm

>>75938138
>china isn't
????

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>>75938103
White genocide doesn't exist!

whats with these idiots getting tattoos of chinese characters assuming in good faith they mean something cool when for all they know it could be the word for hoover or faggot or some shit

reckon any chinks they ever encounter will have a right bloody giggle at them

>>75938168
White genocide is good.

>>75938086
yes and yes. you can learn cantonese to at least a near fluent level lad, don't them itt discourage you.

>>75938138

on paper yes but you don't sense it when you're there, you hardly ever see police

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>>75938103

>>75938167
hk is better from what I've heard
>>75938197
never been tbf but their laws are madness

madness I tell you

>>75938185
alri, calm down noseberg

>>75938156
thats why i want to go to hong kong
theres not much time left to see what its like

i can always visit Taiwan or whatever later, thats not gonna change too much

>>75938187
okay thanks

>>75938176
You don't just tell the tattoo guy "give me Serenity in Chinese", you find out what Serenity is in Chinese then show them a picture of what you want

the guy who came up with the white genocide theory died this week lol
one less cumskin

>>75938239
hello nigger

>>75938219

not even hard to get drugs there. people send them in submarines from indonesia.

>>75938239
hello nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0LDvLthbw0

are the Blairite attack dogs finally mobilizing for Jezza?

>>75937934
yes as long as you answer this question correctly:
thoughts on pakis?

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Trample me susanna

>>75938165
nonce

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literally me

>>75938236
I guess, but today's HK is nothing like its golden age
I'd love to live in HK too but idk how I'd ever manage it, will definitely visit while I'm in Asia
really wish I could see late 80s/90s HK like out of Bloodsport

>>75938046
learn mandarin, they're drawing closer to the mainland every day - not just the political stuff but business is crossing borders there
everyone important who speaks canto speaks mandarin
either way 90% of foreigners in hk get by without learning chinese and do fine

>>75938239
hello basketball american

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>hello nigger
>hello nigger

>>75938247
>people send them in submarines from indonesia
u fuggin wot

indonesia got some pretty brutal anti drug laws

and submarines?

you're 'avin a giraffe

>>75938286

i would bathe in her piss

heard that until recently in Russia any beer that was under 10% wasn't considered alcoholic and any kid could just go in and buy it like they would a can of coke or something

anyone know if that was true?

>>75938032
some me
still wank to vanilla porn, not very frequently either

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Better not be virgin drivers itt

>>75937997
very cute!

>>75938040
should be "London Police commissioner says nationalities of eleven London Bridge fatalities tell a proud story of city's diversity"

>>75938304
cambridge don i talked to said although they might speak beijing they speak a weird dialect so they wont understand anything except for absolutely perfect international mandarin

love big tits

haven't watched a film in ages

what should i watch?

saw some skets at the met stop going parklife baka

>>75938337
It was classified as food for tax/sales purposes. But you still had to be an adult to buy it

New Zealand Australia Canada Kenya
Which one lads

>>75938380
500 Days of Summer

need to spaff on a pair of nigger tits

>>75938391
Straya

It's where I would want to live if I wasn't american

>>75938405
good film but ive already seen it

>>75938417
Liam

>>75938380
drive

>>75938391
not the last one that's for sure

Aus > Can > NZ

Canada has shit weather though

need a lad to spaff on my face and arse

>>75938304
>>75938369
if you can commit learn Cantonese
good to support the culture and resist Beijing takeover
it is harder but not impossible, you can still speak without being 100% perfectly fluent with no accent
better culture too, more movies, music, opera and plays

>>75938391
I know people in australia and the weather is glorious
so new zealand

>>75938434
alri

havent seen a single brit post "alri" in a very long time

only yanks and myself

liking John Wick's new doggo

hope nothing bad happens to it

>>75938484
alri swede lad

just did a big poo which was only a 2 wipe job
I used 3 but the third was mostly unecessary I probably could have got away with 2

>>75938484
thailad does all the time

are all of you real people with real lives or am I the only one? always thought about this

>>75938289
feels bad man

>>75938537
thailads a wanker (haha just banter, relax thailass (haha))

>Temperatures are expected to reach 31 degrees today and near 32 degrees on Monday with overnight lows near 21 degrees.

i want to fucking die SOMEONE just end this hell please

>>75938266
Love him, he's a right little rascal haha

And yeah they are, as Corbs has proved he can get the electorate o his side

>>75938583
>>75938583

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eating last nights left over naan bread for lunch

>>75938545
Real guy here ama

>>75938545
prefer not to say

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>work in 17 hours

>>75938907
>>75938907
>>75938907
>>75938907