/brit/

would like to see her front end by the way x

sage

Second

>>75932224
iirc it's flava D, not much of a looker

might visit switzerland next weekend

>25 and still living with mummy and daddy

JUST, the worst part is I have a job

Anyone done DMT? Thinking about trying it soon

>>75934336
Same. Thinking about moving out though, eyeing this flat:

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/photos/36165868

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rorkes are just pale pakis

>>75934369
ah yes, that famous tenet of shariah law; "gets very upset about symbols"

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*reads up about the success of exuberant tax rates on the rich*
ah yes

>>75934355
£400 a month. 'kin'ell lad. i don't even live in london and a bedroom in a paki's shed is 30% more

>>75934407
alri gramps

>be born in to wealth
>go to the best private school
>classmates are all sons of billionaires too
>walk straight in to oxbridge on your school name alone
>graduate
>Tarquin's daddy offers you an executive position in his oil company starting at £100,000/year
>votes tory and ponders how people don't just "stop being poor, I mean I did it and it was easy"

>>75934403
frogs being incompetent isn't an argument

I'm in dire straits lads

>>75934369
Except none of that is DUP policy
Just because Paisley said something in 1963 doesn't make it party policy

>>75934403
>exuberant
think you mean exorbitant, Tory brainlet

>22 in london
>earning above average wages and in a good career path
>utterly miserable

i hate flatsharing, i hate working 40 hours a week, i hate that i'm doing the 'rgiht thing' but it feels wrong, i hate that i thoguht the dormitory-type of living would end when i finsihed uni but in fact its only become more compartmentalised.

i want to move abroad when i get enough experience. had enough of the pUKe

so what happens when this government inevitably fails, do we have to vote again?

how do i get a job?

>>75932138
Broken Britain.

>>75934507
corbyn becomes pm

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>>75934355
paying £100 more than that and I've got 2 fewer rooms and no washing machine

tax should really be handled on the supranational level. it would give rich people fewer places to hide.

>>75934520
Have you considered applying for jobs?

t. gainfully employed wagecuckold who has worked in a call centre for over 1 whole year

cute boys

>>75934558
lgbt discord I presume?

>>75934558
post 'em

>tfw fell for the higher ed meme

should of become a welder or sth

>>75934544
>>75934355
paying £300 more than that and i have literally a bed, a cupboard, a tiny table with my computer on it and a chair.

the rest is all shared facilities - 2 toilets between 6 people, a tiny kitchen between 6 people.

>>75934588
good post

>boss told me i can't apply for a promotion to a job i could easily do because i don't have a degree
looks like i've hit the glass ceiling lads

>>75934558
tremendous post

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>>75934582

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>>75934612
>>75934355
>>75934544
forgot to attach x

Have all the tree huggers buggered off now the election is over?

>>75934588
People always say shit like "oh yeah bro just learn a trade just become a welder dude" but the only way to actually get a foot in the door in such occupations is to know a tradesman either through mates or relatives.

>dude just due an apprenticeship lmao
If you google "apprenticeships" all you get are pages upon pages of 'Subway Sanwich artist apprenticeship' and 'Retail assistant apprenticeship' scams.

>be born in to wealth
>go to the best private school
>classmates are all sons of billionaires too
>walk straight in to oxbridge on your school name alone and meet maybe 5 wogs in your entire life
>graduate
>Tarquin's daddy offers you an executive position in his oil company starting at £100,000/year
>votes Labour and ponders how people can possibly hate more wogs and pakis in their neighbourhoods

mental when you think about it

>>75934612
just end it all lad

https://twitter.com/FIFAcom/status/873870564384923648

IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING
FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME

couldn't even PAY me to move to london, up north in manc or preston is place to be atm lads

>>75934552
>Have you considered applying for jobs?
did once, got rejected, cba since

Going to do a poo. Don't post anything until I'm back

phimolad ya there m8?

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>>75934588
this tbqh

>Tfw too smart to be a sparkie

*posts lots of stuff*

>>75934651
yeah it's not like I could except anyone to give me a leg up me being a lonely autist with no extended family

race war soon right maybe I'll draft

>>75934678
alri

>Donald Trump has told Theresa May in a phone call he does not want to go ahead with a state visit to Britain until the British public supports him coming. Patrick Wintour reports.

Toilet Bog Fart

>>75934669
Midlands is THE place to be kid, want to flatshare with me in Worcester?

>>75934558
*fires a warning shot*

hungry to be desu

>>75934474
>work tirelessly throughout your life to provide the best possible upbringing for your children
>told you're literally hitler because every tourism and cake design student in the country wants everything for free

When the lefties and lgtbnqtoysrus have let the Muslims take over and have been subsequently eradicated, what country are you lads planning on seeking asylum in?

Midlands? never heard of it mate

>>75934651
apprenticeship vacancy at audi just opened up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-40052026

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anime

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>>75934737
still a better president than president nigger or president woman would ever have been

>>75934737
I support him

>BBC shows where overweight British couples in their 50s get toured around Spain / Australia looking at properties they will literally fucking never buy on a free holiday paid for at the license payer's expense

ah yes, the pinnacle of television

hmm

explorer.exe decided not to start upon start up and I had to do it manually
how odd

Midlands? nah I never read the books, saw the films though, that Harry Gorn lad was my favourite

>>75934771
>work tirelessly throughout your life to provide the best possible upbringing for your children

this is where you're wrong yank, most billionaires are born that way

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>president nigger

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>president nigger

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>still a better president than president nigger or president woman would ever have been

>>75934774
Oz or NZ I reckon

>>75934787
not really though lmfao

>>75934787
fuck off literal child

>>75934803
haha no way, love computers me

did the HDD partition? mental. What level was the uninstall wizard?

>>75934776
>mr cheese
HOWLING
would have offed myself too

>>75934817
>>75934814
>>75934820
hmm
a realtime method of communication perhaps?

>>75934774
you just erased aces and aros

>>75934803
ctrl+shift+esc - > File -> Run -> explorer.exe

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>>75934814
>>75934817
>>75934820
Leftypol: activate!

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>still a better president than president nigger or president woman would ever have been

>>75934800
fucking hell I hate the underclass

always want to be in their little Englishman colonies with a red lion pub and PROPA ENGLISH GRUB for brekkie - NONE OF THAT FOREIGN MUCK FOR ME MATE

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just got a cactus lads

>>75934850
>>75934863
britpol discord, I presume?

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>Leftypol: activate!

>>75934858
yes I know, that's what I did

>>75934880
rasheed

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corbachev and i are like goku and piccolo at the start of dbz
we both have a common enemy, in goku's case it was raditz
in my case it's jews

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>>75934828
>>75934837
>>75934820
>>75934814
>>75934817
>>75934868

thread REEKS of rasheeds today, getting VERY agitated as its nice and hot outside and they can't quench their thirst for another 9 hours because a pile of dust formerly a pedophile said it would be VERY bad for them

>>75934902
good lad

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>Leftypol: activate!

me irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtGxl5MNW7o

>>75934863
good work exposing the KEKS itt loyal servant to the God emperor Trump. We shall feast in your honour tonight - SHADILAY!

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>thread REEKS of rasheeds today, getting VERY agitated as its nice and hot outside and they can't quench their thirst for another 9 hours because a pile of dust formerly a pedophile said it would be VERY bad for them

President nigger poo

wish r/the_donald would fuck off

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>thread REEKS of rasheeds today, getting VERY agitated as its nice and hot outside and they can't quench their thirst for another 9 hours because a pile of dust formerly a pedophile said it would be VERY bad for them

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>Leftypol: activate!

business idea: everyone fucks off apart from me and the canadians

>How to get paid £456 everyday without a job in the UK

change my race and claim bennies?

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>thread REEKS of rasheeds today, getting VERY agitated as its nice and hot outside and they can't quench their thirst for another 9 hours because a pile of dust formerly a pedophile said it would be VERY bad for them

>>75934813
not even close to being true. If you had googled it, 80-90% of millionaires and 70% of billionaires are self-made

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>thread REEKS of rasheeds today, getting VERY agitated as its nice and hot outside and they can't quench their thirst for another 9 hours because a pile of dust formerly a pedophile said it would be VERY bad for them

>>75934962
>>75934976
>>75934996
ahh yes, the rasheeds I presume?

fish... an a rice cake

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Stop shitposting

do NOT start hatposting, and do not take this post as a subversive opportunity to hatpost

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>>thread REEKS of rasheeds today, getting VERY agitated as its nice and hot outside and they can't quench their thirst for another 9 hours because a pile of dust formerly a pedophile said it would be VERY bad for them

>>75934652
But these kinds of people vote Tory. If not it's some socialist phase in their young adulthood

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>ahh yes, the rasheeds I presume?

What does bum sex feel like?

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>No.75935045

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>wish r/the_donald would fuck off

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>14:00
>in 3 hours time it will be 17:00 i.e the time of day when the free-time remaining left is no different to what one can expect on a typical wageslavery day

the rapid slide towards tomorrow's work continues

>>75934652
>those
>labour voters

Wind your neck in

>>75935075
I bet it feels amazing, I'd love a big willy in my tight perky bum right now

>>75935075
ask your dad haha

>>75935075
nice if you're the bottom
giving it though is a bit boring

http://news.sky.com/story/amp/research-examines-fake-news-hate-speech-and-4chan-10910915

A shitposting site is considered the darkest corner of the internet lmao

everyone who has ever owned an england shirt, an england flag or has a patriotic tattoo of a bulldog or some other english symbol should be genocided as soon as possible

not a paki just hate the underclass simple as

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uh uuh orderrrhhhh ordeerrrhhh... UH- UHORDER ORDER

need I remind the right honourable members of this thread that hat posting is a violation of the rules regarding spam and I will be forced to take action should it continue

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>get called a tory and a rasheed in the same thread
I have finally ascended to radical centrism lads

>>75935103
pshh don't mess with me kid

>Hate immigrants
>celebrate winning the u20 World Cup when the team is full of Nigerians

hmmmm

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>everyone who has ever owned an england shirt, an england flag or has a patriotic tattoo of a bulldog or some other english symbol should be genocided as soon as possible

>>75935106
wish this short arse would piss off

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just had my 3rd wank of the day

>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn says he can "still be prime minister" as he aims to thwart Theresa May's attempt to run a minority government.

>He told the Sunday Mirror: "This is still on. Absolutely."

What an absolute melt

>>75935075
feels good to be dominated by another man, feeling his cock sliding in and out of you and his hands grabbing your hips and your arse and your hair, hearing him pant, knowing how much pleasure he's getting from fucking you

>>75935133
ummm they're english though sweetie x

>>75935142
too depressed to wank 2bh

>>75935144
they're calling for a second election now, they've gone full hillary
>>75935151
>>75935075
>>75935095
>>75935101
woofters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_IhTPNPCUY

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>>75935144
he's clearly trying to undermine theresa may, making her look weak and make himself look like the PM in waiting so her government will collapse, another election will be held where he'll win a landslide victory

literal 4D chess from are jez. he'll be in power before the year is out

>>75935191
ah yes, a bog standard Pedocrat/Labour voter

>>75935103
miss when 4chan was considered the darkest corner of the internet because normies thought it was full of illegal shite

Execute Corbyn edition!

>the conservative party in australia here needs to form a coalition with TWO other parties just to have only 2 more seats than the labor party
kek
righty cucks btfo

>>75935142
haven't had one yet because I think I might get a shag
will probably end up pissed off and frustrated and have to crank one out anyway at 2am haha

>>75935185
>they've gone full hillary
hello /r/the_donald

how many of you lads reckon you could take my eight inch willy in your bums?

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>*sips tory tears.jpg

>he's clearly trying to undermine theresa may, making her look weak and make himself look like the PM in waiting so her government will collapse, another election will be held where he'll win a landslide victory

>literal 4D chess from are jez. he'll be in power before the year is out

>>75935238
pics x

>>75935211
fuck off proxy rorke falseflagging

>>75935220
>labor
FOY

>>75935207
Don't really browse /sp/ much but as recently as the last world cup there was extensive mozarella spamming going on. Saw some legit stuff which I won't describe here for legal reasons.

>>75935197
kinda sad that someone is unironically invested this much in left wing politics. Can't imagine you have led the best life to get to this stage you poor sod

>>75935255
they changed the name to that in 1912
blame the americanised easterners

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PRAISE KEK

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>>75935103
>Dr Stringhini told Sky News that the paper, titled Keks, Cucks, and God Emperor Trump, showed that there was a limit to addressing hate speech online when occurrences were considered as isolated incidents.
>this is literally being funded

>>75935250
>Oh no, he can prove that socialism doesn't work

soo.. what's yer 'hing

>>75935211
Whats it like in venezuela la? is it dangerous? do you get the impression of collapse soon?

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>kinda sad that someone is unironically invested this much in left wing politics. Can't imagine you have led the best life to get to this stage you poor sod

>>75935299
socialism does work though

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Beginning to get a bit bored of Drag Race desu lads

it always gets all faux-emotional and 'deep' towards the end and i can't be arsed with it

i want to see bitchy homos squabble and fight, not see them talk about AIDS or dead parents or whatever while crying and being told their 'so brave honey'

just my wee opinion

are there any black page3 girls? can't ever remember seeing one desu

>>75935335
What kind of news do you get up there? We're on pre soviet dissolution civil war here

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:3

>>75935144
bernie can still win

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>>75935299
>implying socialism can work in 3rd world countries wrought with corruption

>>75935325
HA! love it... 'hing

classic... love limmy... accent... so funny

>>75935325
i like to imagine and write short stories about a ficitonal bar where nothing ever happens

the barman just stands there and sometimes people have conversations

its sort of like a replacement social life for me

>>75935144
>implying theresa may won't get ousted by her own party

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>socialism does work though

>>75935386
fuck, i'd just heard about food riots etc, i didn't know it was that bad. Good luck lad
>>75935404
>implying socialism doesnt create third world corrupt shit holes

how does it make you feel to know that jeremy corbyn will never be PM?

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>ywn play ruggers with your alpaca

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>HA! love it... 'hing

>classic... love limmy... accent... so funny

corbyn called chavez a friend of the poor

he loves them so much he wants more of them and doesn't want them ever not to be poor

>>75934355
Paying £50 less than that and living in a 3 bedroom semi-detached house

Only people who believe in socialism are those young enough not to remember a time when the world was actually full of socialist shitholes,s o they're able to block it all out and pretend it hasn't been tried before

bless 'em. tbf we all had that phase

>>75935420
am I supposed to know what government chile has lol

>>75935442
he'll literally be in downing street this time next week
screencap this

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I wish I had a suit of armour lads

>>75935442
>>75935476

settle down Theresa
havent you got dementia homes to set fire to or something

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execute all right wingers

>>75935487
it's been consistently capitalist as opposed to the "neo-socialism" practiced in most south american countries

>>75935420
Argentina and Brazil are the largest economies in Latin America and neither are socialist. And Pinochet greatly harmed the Chilean economy >>75935482
I'm old enough that my father remembers the post war consensus. Literally the only reason I'm not working class

>>75935420
>measuring socialist economies by capitalist metrics
>qualitative measures that mean nothing in peoples' daily lives

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>1 year ago
>KILL LE OLD PEOPLE. THEY HAVE LE DESTROYED OUT LE FUTURES!
>now
>OMG LE POOR OLD PEOPLE VOTE LABOUR THEY WILL SAVE YOU!

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>strong and stable government

>>75935500
scrawny, estrogenic hands wrote this post

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>I wish I had a suit of armour lads

What was the first domino to fall in the death of the West? Can't work out if it was women being allowed to vote or gays being allowed to exist.

>>75935495
and why shouldn't old and disabled people be killed off

they are a waste of resources

>>75935494
I do wonder what it would be like to fight 30 unarmed peasants with a full suit of armour and a mace

i mean, would they even be able to hurt you?
Im not sure they would.

>>75935544
WW1

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>What was the first domino to fall in the death of the West? Can't work out if it was women being allowed to vote or gays being allowed to exist.

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>and why shouldn't old and disabled people be killed off
>they are a waste of resources

>>75935522
>yeh but everyone lives in a little square commie block you can't put that in GDP figures mate life is immeasurably better here that's why we built a wall to keep people in

/r/socialism needs to grow up or fuck off. simple as

>>75935544
Germany unifying in 1871
The beginning of the end

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>scrawny, estrogenic hands wrote this post

>>75935544
post WW2 when we let the jews take control of our country

fuck everyone in this thread

>>75935544
when Nadia won big brother

>>75935522
but you also don't accept the aspects that do have an impact on people's daily lives, like the starvation in venezuela or zimbabwe

*fucks everyone in this thread*

>>75935597
you just fucked yourself

>>75935593
That was well before WW2. That was Cromwell's doing.

communism is extremely good

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>>scrawny, estrogenic hands wrote this post

>>75935597
I'm not gay

>>75935546
I bet it'd be a tonne of fun, if I were rich I'd set that up on my private island. Steal some Haitians or something, promise them dirt cookies if they fight me and live long enough.

a-am I too late to the thread to get fucked? OwO

>>75935544
Separation of church and state

retreat back to the discords lads we need to discuss new tactics

>>75935630
real communism hasn't been tried apparently so how can you possibly know

>>75935614
good post for a yank

>>75935672
it has, and it was very, very good, actually

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>communism is extremely good

how long before the first current major western leader gets assassinated and who will it be

>>75935662
*fucks you with my massive, thick oiled dick*

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Is the aussie from the end of the last thread here? Do you follow her?

NEED access to these images

>>75935712
you gay?

should bring back duelling desu

>>75935680
AHAHAHAHA
eternal kraut btfo

>>75935701
None of them will

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>1481356446133.jpg

getting my daily dose of the Trus

>>75935712
bit gay

>>75935725
no thanks
the only people who duelled were courageous proper chaps
slimebags always refused

so duelling just resulted in the deaths of half the best people in the realm

>>75935722
>I think the fuck not
literally a message for /brit/ trying to stalk her

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>should bring back duelling desu

http://www.strawpoll.me/13161090
http://www.strawpoll.me/13161090
http://www.strawpoll.me/13161090
http://www.strawpoll.me/13161090

*showers*
*cleans butt*
*shaves butt*
*enemas*
*showers again*
*cleans butt again*
*eats 2 sticks of chewing gum for lunch*

ready for my date this afternoon lads

>>75935722
tried a few times and couldn't get access
fuck her

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>why yes m'lady, I certainly do post images of socially awkward males with hats in order to score internet points against fellow /brit/ posters

>pray tell, may I have your hand in the union of marriage?

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>>75935722

This place was pretty comfy 5 hours ago before the commies woke up

fuckin hell its too warm

>>75935792
>butt
foy

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>>why yes m'lady, I certainly do post images of socially awkward males with hats in order to score internet points against fellow /brit/ posters
>>pray tell, may I have your hand in the union of marriage?

>>75935850
why do you hate communism so much

>>75935822
oi you little fucking cunt
create an imgur album of all lewd pictures she's posted in the last 6 months

phone app says i've walked 950km this year

Can you guys post more fedora pics? Lost my collection but from this thread alone I'm already at 15. Would prefer a few more

how did greenforggie1 get access to Rosie

need a haircut but it's too windy and shitty outside for me to be arsed to get one

shall be leaving it to next saturday

>>75935723
yeah ha

fucking hell hiromoot fix the BLOODY WEBSITE

>>75935876
does my head in because it measures me when im cycling even if i tell it im cycling.

>>75935890
buzz it

back from my pointless drive to fucking nowhere lads. did stop by tesco and got a bag of onion rings though so I guess theres that

>>75935858
only middleaged overweight farmers from Yorkshire think 'arse' sounds sexy

butt is infinitely sexier than arse,
just like dick is infinitely sexier than willy

Yanks just have the better sexual slang, lad
no big deal, just get over it

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mummy keeps talking about me getting a job

>>75935872
I don't hate communism, I hate the fucking commies

Also I had my second eggs and bacon of the year lads I'm happy af

>>75935906
sometimes I feel like buzzing it but I'm too much of a coward

dunno if it would look good ya know

Business idea: truckers in France are allowed to carry AR-15s and open fire on anyone that tries to get in their trucks.

>£1500/month without wageslaving
>£3000/month with wageslaving

which one should I do lads, can't decide

>>75935928
how old are you lad?

>>75935918
oh its this spastic
"arse" sounds better than "butt"
nobody fucking says "willy" you child, people say "cock"
bloody yankboos

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FOR HIMSELF HAS SAID IT
AND ITS CLEARLY TO HIS CREDIT
THAT HE IS AN ENGLISH MAN
HE REMAINS AN ENGLISH MAN

>>75935928
just become a communist like most people in your position do

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Feel like I've forgotten to do something very important but I don't know what it is

>>75935957
that union flag is dire

£80 better off doing a 15 hour/week job
and my mum's stopped hassling me about being a NEET

3 hours a day, goes quick
should have done this ages ago

>>75935956
i have a lot more experience of dirty talk than you do and can confidently state that i am right and you are wrong

x

>>75935918
only 8 year olds who watch too much simpsons use the word butt

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>>75935874

>>75935918
this
british sexual slang is so spine chillingly bad
"fanny" is the worst

*smiles at lanc*

really hungry but can't be fucked to eat
had one toast so far and I burnt it, not exactly much motivation to try again haha

>>75935941
just did it one day and it was nice
far better than expected at least
if you have a thin face it'll be good

business idea: make a fake communist twitter account and follow all of the commie slags

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1gqGvbXRRwnGB

me and the lads

Is cunt sexier than pussy

>>75935822
post pics or your cat will die in her sleep tonight

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>>75935955
21

>>75935991
hows the HIV treating you xx

Note to self: don't get your car full valeted at the paki car wash whilst out of your mind on cocaine because you'll end up giving some Iraqi a 10 quid tip for nothing

how can anyone think ass or butt sounds better than arse
incredible how big melts some of the dozy cunts in this thread are

political idea: slag panels to only allow in attractive slaggy refugees

>>75936070
>melts
>dozy
further proof of how awful british speech is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZl0ro-Pnb8
does it make me gay that i really like this song

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TWO STARS ON THE SHIRT

Saw my cousin at a festival yesterday when I was pinged off my head
really not good

>>75936070
you must remember that the lads arguing for it are literal faries

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>further proof of how awful british speech is

>>75936067
facsinating, thanks for the tip mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

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>>75935997
FUCK OFF POST SOME PICS
found this rare turtlemong

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>>75936113
>reduced to supporting the youth team

>>75935993
wrong

there is a clear niche for a word that means 'ass' which starts with a consonant that 'butt' fills almost uniquely
EG: if i want to tell someone they have a cute derriere:

"you have such a cute ass/arse'
Suffers from a surfeit of vowel sounds, resulting in the 'cute ass' portion to be slightly ambiguous and slurred sounding

If you were instead to say:
"you have such a cute butt"
the extra consonant at the start of 'butt' results in a much more precise and appealing sound

>>75936045
depends on the situation

>Dimitri Payet created more chances (74) than Paul Pogba (57) in the 2016/17 Premier League season.

>>75936148
SCREECHING
HE LOOKS LIKE AN UTTER GIMP

>>75936100
t. dozy melt

>cocaine
alri billionaire

>>75936115
was she peng?

>>75936151
Shwmae, butt.
Sut ydych chi?

need a cock in my butt, my tight little ass x

>>75936045
if a posh girl refers to it as a cunt during sex it's pretty good ngl

>>75936014
stop changing your flag its confusing

>>75936148
is that really turtlemong? because I though he was supposed to be good looking

>>75936159
pulled that out your arse didnt you

>>75936191
bit gay

>>75936206
pretty much

>>75936191
idiot

"need a cock in my ass, my tight little butt x" scans much better

not that its a very wellparsed sentence at heart tbqh

>>75936197
I'm just expressing myself

>>75936148
>>75936161
>>75936204
blatantly not him you spastics

>>75936148
doesnt look like him tbH why are the panels in spanish and why does his bag says leeds
looks like your basic british runt

good performance flora duffy x

>>75936250
wow, you must be an experienced gay

>>75936194
need a posh gf who bullies me for being working class

>>75936253
Don't.

want to do a nap but ill woke up feeling weird

>>75936320
stay woke nigga

>>75936295
*sips tea*

find it REALLY hard to believe that I'm going to wageslave for the next 20 years, and STILL be unable to afford a house or a family

Where the FUCK did we go so wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O11v4WPF6A

why aren't you down here lads?

>Osborne says Theresa May is a 'dead woman walking'

went from absolutely dreading this election to absolutely LOVING it

are some 4chan pages not loading for anyone else

>>75936250
sorry I'm not used to this vernacular x

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>>75936380

Literally no point to life is there

>>75936425
leftypol are currently ddossing 4chan

Scurry along runts, it's time for a new thread

the chon is playing up

>>75936460
nope, I'm ending mine soon

>>75936425
also posting isnt working very well site is on cusp of going down as it is sometimes wont to do

>>75936460
idk probably not

>>75936457
have a nice day

>>75936171
No, she's like 30 and fat
She's a pisshead and proper ripped into me for being on mandy despite the fact that she sinks a bottle of vodka most days and drove her absolute melt of a boyfriend to depression

>>75936425
>>75936491
mummy may has activated the internet re-education camps?

>>75936523
>>75936523

>>75934502
>calling an american a tory
triggered

call him any expletive in the book, anything but that, you roundhead