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how are you marking National LGBT Awareness month, boys?
finnish gf is sleeptalking
the lads are all here
the gays, leftypol and the racists
Thread not even a few posts old and already it stinks of rasheeds flooding in from their /leftypol/ discord
reminder that these creatures are your average corbyn voters
>>75930515
Sounds like pretty standard /brit/
*checks my gimmick portfolio*
hmm, "X discord" indexes are up 4.3%, impressive
"simple as" appears to be down 0.82% though, might bail out and cut my losses
Need a hobby to replace video gaming, preferably something to improve myself
>>75930512
I dunno, maybe shag a tranny?
future doctors and engineers and care workers
>>75930515
ah yes, diversity
good
hate discord
simple as
>>75930515
what about the normblots (me)?
>>75930530
Don't ever block the names
>>75930530
Someone post the hideous malformed malnourished beasts on /pol/ marches
*makes honest attempt to understand your viewpoint*
no. sorry but you're a complete fucking idiot. we're done here
>mixes the chili sauce packet with the ketchup packet
>>75930530
take it from a bunkerfag, /leftypol/ discord is fucking awful, full of fags like that turbovegan authoritarian paki
>Someone post the hideous malformed malnourished beasts on /pol/ marches
PHWOARRRR
>https://static1.e621.net/data/a8/4c/a84c4f7bdb265b0a89079087edc2ee17.gif
hellow dare laceyh
>>75930588
>bunkerfag
you make it like I am meant to know what that is you crusty fedora poof
>>75930594
theres only one weirdo in that picture, the guy on the left
the rest all look totally normal
>>75930598
hmm will I be opening this virus? no I don't think I'll bother actually
what's the plan today lads? might mow the lawn.
>theres only one weirdo in that picture, the guy on the left
>the rest all look totally normal
>>75930573
>>75930631
>not knowing e621.net
fag
>the absolute raging leftypol fannypain over the existence over a norn party whose name they had to smash into google two days ago
>>75930488
What is it with the Hungarians posting an apple as their general pic?
UNDER 20'S WORLD CUP FINAL EDITION
MEMEZUELA VS ENGLATERRE
>>75930634
go to church
make lunch
clean the house
semtex some republicans
>>75930631
>he thinks a gif is a virus
>>75930647
>DUDE BASED SERBS XD
>>75930647
cringed
>>75930639
me with the best korean flag
>>75930634
Do the dishes. Play Civ 4. Have a bath.
>commies and benders vs rorkes and /r9k/ all over again
*closes tab*
are carbine
Increasingly becoming an anarcho-blairite
>>75930676
it's coming home
The country DID vote for a hard brexit. How many people do you truly think went to polling station and voted leave wanting and believing that things like free movement and the single market would stay the same? If they wanted that they would have voted remain
>>75930691
Which mod?
>e621 is a website designed to archive and redistribute furry and anthropomorphic content
>not knowing e621.net
ah yes cpgb-ml truly represents the british left
>>75929323
>>75929323
>>75929323
they're bullying us again ,_,
>lefties celebrate losing to the worst Tory candidate possible because they "didn't lose as hard as last time"
wew
nothing more triumphant for lefty's than heroic defeat. winners are baddies and not true leftists
>>75930707
this but the media will never accept it
>>75930722
>venturing outside of /brit/
Shan't
>>75930707
No, the country simply voted to get out of the EU sweety.
We're gonna go soft :)
>>75930647
>top-right
is he the guy /tv/ is always implying is a pedo?
>>75930647
Please do not lump Nige in with that collection of cringelords
>>75930722
rorkes deserve it
>>75930710
Realism Invictus.
>>75930662
*Researches it for 2 minutes*
*Posts on reddit about them with lazy stereotypes and is massively upvoted*
Most my friends suicidal
The so called gf is on her period
>>75930759
All for literal children
>>75930707
and lelbour only got as many votes as they did because Corbyn said he wouldn't block brexit, and his shadow chancellor said that Labour would seek to end freedom of movement
The fact that 84% of people voted for the only two major parties who promised to carry out a hard brexit is a HUGE mandate for it, meanwhile all the parties that promised to block brexit in any form took a fucking battering
>>75930800
shag her
young men of brit riddle me this.
What is knowledge?
>>75930798
concentrate on the bit that's not x
gf dumped me
well, that's my last reason to live gone
>>75930807
seeking lizard titties
>tfw too intelligent to ask stupid questions
Done a poo now my arse hurts
>>75930744
what a misogynist shitlord
>>75930752
ummm...it's rasheed who will be impacted by this most sweetie, as far as I'm aware only libtards have been caught looking at tentacle porn xx
Funny how leftypol and reddit didn't know or care about the DUP until now.
>>75930807
WHAT
DOTH
LIFE
>>75930829
how badly?
bored lads. might go for a drive but I'm probably still way over the limit and can't even think of anywhere to go
>>75930817
what about lizard titties
>>75930800
If the river runs red take the dirt track
>>75930759
>anarchy
humans don't deserve freedom
how long has she got left lads
>>75930862
5 years
REALLY want to top myself
just got the shirt i want to wear tomorrow out of the wash
how long do shirts take to dry?
>>75930817
and lizard bums and feet
In the aftermath of the Tories disastrous election result the establishment, Murdoch media and (to a certain extent) the older Tory demographic are coming up with excuses as to why things went so wrong. So they have come out with gems such as young people getting bribed for voting for policies that appeal to them and that it's Corbyn's fault for being too popular. Wut?
They got it served to them by a generation they derided as snowflakes or apathetics who in fact proved relatively immune to their propaganda. The Millennials know their place in the world and why things are the way they are and they wanted solutions. They are the Internet generation with access to any information they need and they used that to see through establishment deception.
Most are also, despite what you've been told, actually very well educated and are used to thinking with reason rather than with emotion. This has just broke the Murdoch machine, the Daily Mail simply can't handle it. Who are these Millennials and their reasonableness?! Why can't we indoctrinate them?! Stop being so popular Corbyn!
It burns them. They're melting.
So well done young people, keep reading and keep seeking knowledge for it brings power.
EXTRA: This is not to say that older people didn't wake up a vote for Corbyn as well. Many are old enough to remember the pain Thatcher's government inflicted on there communities and are as cynical of the Tory agenda as younger voters are. Many older voters were horrified by such monstrous policies are the 'dementia tax' and repealing the triple lock on pensions and were not convinced these policies were necessary. Some may have been thinking of future generations also when they cast their vote.
>>75930807
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
>>75930836
Ideology aside, I'm surprised May even aligned herself with them considering they're currently mired in corruption scandals
>tfw rorkes think that May will last more than 3 months
>>75930836
"they're basically like umm US Republicans ya know??"
>>75930883
nary a pixel
>>75930844
I'll live
Millie B you're such a slag
Millie B yeah, are you mad
Millie B tries to act bad
When every night she's on a new lad
Funny how reddit is arse ravaged about the dup and christians not wanting queer marriage but its perfectly ok for muslims not to
Also quite funny how the DUP are sexist yet are led by a woman
>>75930862
She'll be gone by next Friday
Recently purchased the Weber Genesis ll (E-310) and I can say I'm pleasantly surprised.
I use it for pork chops, steaks and ribs of course! It's powered by GS4, which is Weber's new grilling technology.
I picked it up for just £799 at my nearest Weber retailer, John Lewis.
>>75930862
8 months
>>75930883
Kafkaesque
>>75930804
hate muslims
hate the dup
love willies
simple as
>>75930896
hope it gets infected really badly and you have to go to the doctor to talk about your embarassing bumhole problem x
>>75930910
nice 'q m8
>>75930887
link to news articles?
UNARMED BLACK MAN JUST TRYNA BUY SUM SKITTLES SHOT BY DA EVIL WHITE FEDS!!!!
>>75930923
Josie?
>>75930903
That is VERY funny lad rorkes btfo
How to win the youth vote:
Step 1: Promise free shit
Step 2: Congratulations
Remind me not to see this client again. It was non-stop pounding for almost 1 1/2 hours straight. He also thought it was my job to make me cum countless times. Never again. It was like he wanted to get every single minute of his money's worth.
Normally, my clients are not like this at all. I took a long hot bath last night, and I'm still completely swollen and raw today. It totally WAS NOT worth it.
>>75930954
Pretty much
>>75930931
NO....IT WAS OUR TURN!!!!!!
>>75930910
>Tfw will never have a property to fill with kitchen appliances
causes me pain lads. how i dream of cooking chicken in a tandoor or doing a wok over a chinese jet-fighter-exhaust-style stove or clay oven for bread and so on and so forth.
alas I can finally see though the establishment deception
>votes for slimey greaseball establishment party #2 with the big clown in red dancing out front
>>75930954
>Step 1: Promise """"""""""""free""""""""""" shit
FTFY
>>75930953
glad you liked it bud
>>75930951
Nah
>>75930954
Basically
>>75930975
same lad. really want a big garden wood oven like jamie oliver has with a man whose job it is to keep it burning all the time in case i feel like cooking something
believe the state should protect the lives of future humans?
you're just a meanie woman hater!
>>75931001
Brian?
How to win the elderly vote:
Step 1: Promise free shit
Step 2: Congratulations
>>75931025
Nah
97% of people voted for parties that are fine with 350k a year net migration
mummy brought me some tea but i spilt it on my trousers
:C
>>75931039
umm, sweetie, don't be a racist
>INTP
>causes me pain lads. how i dream of cooking chicken in a tandoor
going to a working class estate style shopping centre.
going to go to pounland to buy some cheap stationary and also to go to b&m bargains to buy some cheap spices. may also get a fresh pastry from greggs.
r8 plan
>>75931010
dude nhilism bruh
you'll be dead anyways just have fun and b urself everything is like a simulation anyway so nothing (that you care about) matters
the stuff I care about like meme genders and noble savages are VERY REAL and important
when i was a kid i came up with a theory that the reason people die is because they figured out the meaning of life. once you realize what the universe is all about something instantly rips your soul from your body and the universe kills you
Hungover
>>75931045
hahaha
>>75931061
>greggs
>fresh
you know they just heat them up, right?
>or doing a wok over a chinese jet-fighter-exhaust-style stove
>>75931059
are you going to follow up the second thing i mentioned in that post with a picture of a chinese man and a the third thing with an italian man?
aldi are selling retro mini-ghettoblasters. might pick one up just for the A E S T H E T I C
would certainly not be for functionality anyway as I haven't had any cassettes lying around in years
>>75930856
Doubt she would be pleased with this
>>75931053
iktf
List of drugs I've done;
>weed
>etizolam
>desochloroetizolam
>flubromazepam
>flubromazolam
>clonazepam
>xanax
>clonazolam
>Diclazepam
>Pyrazolam
>AL-LAD
>lsz
>lsd
>shrooms
>diazepam
>lorazepam
>zoplicone
>codeine
>mph
>4fmph
>3fpm
>synthcaine
>bk-mdma
>mdma
>speed
>cocaine
>ritalin
>ket
>mxe
>mxp
>25i
>25c
>DMT
>AMT
>6-apb
>5-apb
>mephedrone
>mda
>bk-mda
>mdai
>opium
>dxm
>dph
>phenibut
>lyrica
>2cb
>weed
>alcohol
>>75930888
This is the salient point desu. The DUP won't try to force social policy down the cons throats, it's irrelevant. The corruption is what they should report on.
IF everything is free then why should I have to pay taxes?
wtf i love russia now
>or clay oven for bread and so on and so forth.
>>75931039
that's fine, soon the country will be in such a dire state that our emigration will be in the millions
>>75931101
me:
weed
alcohol
jesus
>>75931101
*krowns you the koolest kat in /brit/*
>>75931101
On the cross
>>75931115
hello putin
>>75931061
girl just tried to kiss me but I was having none of it and turned away
was well embarrassing, don't know what got into her as I'd made it clear I'm not interested haha
>>75931101
List of drugs I've done:
>Paracetamol
>Ibuprofen
>whitening toothpaste
>>75931061
Good plan lad
What are you gonna get from Gregg's
>>75931124
what if we're full
venezuela hehe
>>75931115
Quite a few achievements there
>>75930573
which ones
>>75931176
suck it
>>75931141
yeah precisely this sort of affair.
>>75931150
katsu chicken thing and the new mexican thing.
being proper fancy and exotic like
>>75931115
мaть poccия!
Having a wank is murder because that sperm could become a person
>>75931101
No idea what most of these meme drugs are
>>75930903
>arse ravaged about the dup and christians not wanting queer marriage but its perfectly ok for muslims not to
not sure why people are saying this on here
islam and christianity, like all religions, should be annihilated
>>75931223
would love to know how many wanks i've had in my life
>>75931195
how's it going in venezuela?
anyone else wish they were an american vietnam vet living in New York in the late 1970s
i try to dress like i am but its just not the same :^(
>>75931115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DSRuBZa2k
>christianity, like all religions, should be annihilated
was screaming in my sleep again
woke myself and the gf up
not too good
>>75930903
muslims don't have a political party 2bh.
their lack of support for fgay marriage is a fairly irrelevant to anything.
>>75931263
1-0 england on top otherwise same as always
>>75931268
i like the jacket lad
>>75931223
Yet another revelation of the DUP's disgusting policies.
How do I desensitize my willy? Feels like my bellend is being electrocuted every time it's touched
>>75931268
New York was by all accounts an awful place in the 70s
>>75931268
>>75931302
sad cunts
having a wank is NOT murder
it is the path to heaven
Just cut the arms and legs off my fetus because it isn't a person and doesn't have any rights. Can't wait for the little fucker to be born
>>75931315
*unzips mouth*
Why do girls love horses so much
>>75931315
*unzips willy*
>>75931268
Yea
>>75931347
big willy
>>75931347
as bad as the episode of qi where they have that woman and all they talk about is horses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKAHXZw9zuI
>>75931317
exactly
>>75931384
is she old enough yet
>>75931384
the last I saw she was singing WITH little T
wtf happened?
>>75931444
he tried to finger her outside greggs
>>75931384
dont have a clue who this is, probably because I'm not a normie bellend with a twitter account
the rasheed bf
>>75931368
why do you have a canadian flag?
i have the red skull of the 34th US Infantry infantry on mine cause my godfather was in them and gave it to me
>>75931384
Josh you're dirty bro
And Josh yeah you are hangin
So I'll catch you on Stanley Park
With a few nonces gangbangin
Badly need to go to the laundrette and do my washing
Got no clean clothes
>>75931490
or because you're a newcunt on /brit/
W-we won the election!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNe_ceka2-Q
Does Boris Johnson want to regulate the internet as much as may
>>75931490
First week on /brit/? Back to r/uk you bellend
Dad wants me to work for him by assembling shit and delivering/making pick ups of things for his company
Said he'll give me a partnership
Should I do it?
>>75931541
they all do.
fuck the tories. (labour does too don't worry)
How many 500ml paracetamols would it take to OD?
Can't remember if they're 400 or 500ml
>>75931539
would love to force my willy into her bum
>Labour now 5 points ahead of Tories
>>75931572
it's mg mong
https://youtu.be/dxWvtMOGAhw
We wuz kangz
>>75931572
>ml
>>75931572
a lot, this person survived 120x500mg
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16565765
but one is 500mg yeah
>>75931595
do you think niggers know how cringeworthy and inept of any semblance of originality or cultural relevance they are?
>>75931589
>>75931604
I'm not a pharmacist
>>75931595
tfw kino hasn't really been produced since the 90s.
films have degraded so far
>capeshit
>shitty hipster arthouse
there is no longer many unequivicollay good films
>>75931508
because I'm Canadian
I wish I had more patches, have some old ones from cadets but don't like to roleplay much with foreign patches I didn't earn that don't belong to family.
Anyone else a pathetic runt?
Just drank 500ml of ibuprofen, see you in the next life x
>>75931609
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16565765
>codeine-based cough syrup equivalent to 360 mg of codeine
ohoho nice
>>75931630
>being this much of a pleb
>broadcasting it
What's the name of that site you can watch all the new films for free in decent quality on?
>>75931669
gomovies
>>75931669
https://thepiratebay.org/
>>75931669
Piratebay?
>>75931666
i caught you m8
>shitty hipster arthouse
sorry but your movie about a feminised bloke drawing on 80s tropes is not kino
>>75931595
what a timeline we live in, eh lads?
>>75931666
>le golden age of film and television!!!!
>endless capeshit, reboots and remakes
hmm interesting
Broke my airer
>>75931632
>khhv
>poor
>friendless
>shy
>lazy
>no hobbies
>>75931631
punks have tons of patches, go to a punk market and youll get more patches than you know what to do with
i went to the london punk area in Camden Market and got tons of em
At some point Lauren southern wants piss on her
>>75931630
because the "middle" grade of film has evaporated completely
its either no budget meaning even god ideas have a hard time being shown as intended,
or massive budget meaning they need to be as basic and lowbrow as possible to make all that money back
with "mid-budget" films they had more money to play with, but not so much that if they flopped the studio would be bankrupt.
>>75931515
is The Incredibles the only truly capekino film ever made?
Drinking piss to own the libs
>>75931723
>punk market
doubt I'd find that here bud
Business idea: never do drugs again
>>75931748
the m night smahakalalaltuan one was pretty good
with bruce willis and sam jackson
said girl who tried to kiss me just said she want to shag me
really makes me think
When was the last time you went cinema? Went to see boss baby with the family a while ago
>>75931765
anthropoid last year
>>75931748
umm, no sweetie.
>Hulk 2003
>Blade
>The Crow
>Spiderman 2
>>75931765
saw A Streetcar Named Desire with the bf last month
dont much like blockbusters. i liked Mad Max but thats about it tbqh
keep having proper strange dreams.
last dream was that i visitted this indian girl in some shitty market town who lived on a shitty estate. we went to the high street, then i had to hide in her house when her dad came back.
next dream was that i went to paris with my family. we were sitting in some weird church thing and then my dad went out through the wrong exit even thoguh the sign said 'don't exit through here', we went outside and caught with my dad, and some big french swordsmen came out and offered my dad a sword and challenged him to a duel (as punishment for going out the wrong exit). my dad threw the sword to the ground as a surrender.
had another one i can't remember.
anyone remember ben 10
good show that was
NO SURRENDER
>>75931819
yeah but anyone else remember the cuckio meme?
>>75931669
No idea officer, I purchase all of my films
>>75931819
I was too old for that.
i was of the cow and chicken, baboon and weasel, courage the cowardly dog, dexter's lab generation.
>>75931800
>saw A Streetcar Named Desire with the bf last month
bit gay
>>75931800
please be a girl
>>75931748
>Spiderman
>TDK
>Unbreakable
the holy trilogy of capeshit, everything else is pure fedora tier
>>75931819
used to draw pictures of ben10 having sex in monsterform when i was 11 and couldnt find internet porn
maybe thats why im a furry now
>>75931692
>still being this much of a pleb
what's the matter m8
literally couldn't care less that adam west died
so glad i wasn't brought up to enjoy runtish, virgin super hero shit.
to this day i've never seen a super hero movie.
just wanked to episode 304 featuring this probable jewess. she absolutely loves it.
>>75931765
alien covenant
>>75931837
when were you born
>>75931844
>>75931845
im a bloke
also single now
got dumped recently
:^(
>>75931765
Saw Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and cried at the end.
>Ben 10
>never heard of this show
>first air date 2005
literal spotty faced teenagers in the thread lads
me with my owner :3
>literally couldn't care less that adam west died
>>75931892
gay twat
fuck off with your whinging you bucket arseholed CUNT
>>75931910
was nine when it came out
girlsdoporn is so samey and boring, also the threadcunt on /gif/ is obsessed with that one ugly bitch
>>75931837
THIS 2bh, greasy faced labour voting mugs OUT
>>75931889
not him but 1993 and I've never even heard of ben 10
*gives you the secret 90s kidz handshake*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OrEInDTFEs
never watched cartoons as a kid because we only had freeview
>>75931975
what about cbbc you twat
REALLY enjoy going on tinder and spoofing my GPS to check out the potential in other countries
Doesnt change the fact that I've swiped for months in aus without a match haha xxx
gas the rich
Why are benders so gay
1. spongebob
2. dexter's lab
3. cow and chicken
4. I am weasel
5. ed edd n eddy
6. courage
7. johhny bravo
*power gap*
900. powerpuff girls
901. cramp twins
9001. anything with air date after 2004
sent an email this year to Barney Harwood saying i liked Nev The Bear when i was a kid
>>75931765
2015, hunger games with a girl
it was crap
flying business class with etihad soon lads, quite excited if i say so myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G71kaqooAbk
>>75931980
only watched tracy beaker and mi high
>>75931975
what about citv you twat
>>75932009
this is what i got back
im still very mad about it
fuming
>>75931975
Freeview didn't exist till I was like 19...
>bucket arseholed
only films seeing at the pictures this year are Dunkirk and Blade Runner 2049
shan't be giving the cinematic jew any more dollars than that
>>75932002
>no grimm adventures of billie and mandy
you have no idea what you're talking about lad
>>75932027
tracy beaker was unbelievably high quality for a kids show
dealt with some genuinely tough issues extremely deftly and it never once felt forced. absolute belter, was the golden age of BBC kids programming
>>75932040
Nevermind it started in 2002, I was 16
>>75932072
>not getting an unlimited pass for £200 and going on weekday afternoons, sneaking food in and having the kinotorium all to yourself
pleb
>>75932026
they say a muslamic prayer before take off and the flight map points to mecca. i sat next to a jew who was whining about it.
grimm stories that stuck with me were the girl with the matches and the queen with glass in her eye
>>75932072
was gonna watch GitS until i found out it really was shit
>>75932002
>5. ed edd n eddy
kino
got my results yesterday
movies rot the pineal
>>75932072
two of the biggest good goy films this year
Don't even like going out drinking
NOT MY FAULT YOUR POSTING GRINDS TO A HALT
>>75932134
>>75932134
>>75932125
?
Both films starring exclusively white actors, no forced cringeworthy diversity bollocks like you see in practically every other major blockbuster
>>75932112
Always felt it was overrated compared to the other shows, the 3 eds were always just "meh" to me and the side characters didn't exactly make up for it. Plus I always thought that double D was a girl. Looked, acted and sounded exactly like one
>>75932159
>SIXTEEN gimmicks early
>>75930639
why is it that people don't completely criminalize waving soviet union flags like they criminalize waving a svastika?
why did soviets somehow end up as "good guys" in history books despite killing more of their own people than any other nation in the past 100 years?
hmm