/brit/

Poonime

getting involved

titties

smart anime

not autistic just like anime, simple as

coming out of my cage

kurva anyátok

shirt is covered in wank stains

about time i had a shower

waheyyy

phat bums

fucks sake mum rented out my arsehole while I was at uni

having a go

taking a chance

>>75928891
Is it really autism if you know you're autistic? This question has followed me my whole life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxIin_c_hYI

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>didn't buy ETH at $160 because I had "missed the boat"
>now $350

>>75928920
Yea autisum is one of those things where you know you have it

been up since 4
mental

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tehehehe

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Time for the highlight of the week; the sunday morning wank sesh

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You arrive in Bradford

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>see dream job opening
>Location : London

Ah yes, shan't be barely scraping by on a £40k salary, no shared accommodation for me.

Hi. I'm an arse

*spews liquid poo right into your gaping mouth*

>>75928950
literally a wanker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2lSBIBE9uo

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You arrive in Newport

>>75928954
Uncle drove through Bradford once. Said he didn't see a single white person and it was a bit scary.

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>>75928940
>celts backstabbing anyone but other celts

>>75928975

i walked through Whitechapel yesterday and had the same experience.

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took acid yesterday - was fucking cool. The road was curved and people looked like orcs and shit

glad I don't have a pass because failing the captcha now and then makes consider if my post is really worth posting

>>75928960
40k is well livable in most of London

>Met police release pics of fake suicide belts worn by attackers

don't get why this is a big news story...

>>75928975
Trip to London when I had to go through Heathrow did more to change my entire worldview than a million imageboards or wanky youtube videos ever did. Wasn't really political before then.

>>75928997
salutations plebian

>>75929001
i'm on a mealy mouthed 28k and i save 1k per month in London.

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which toad is this

>>75929021
where the fuck is my clover

>>75929021
>4chan pass user

sort your fucking life out m8

>>75929001
Maybe living in a muslim sharehouse in some pleb area of london a 2 hour commute away from your central london office

No thanks runt

>>75929044
Ah ok so it is showing (I'm a phoneposter)

Imagine someone paying for a cuck pass

>>75929048
You're never living in central unless you're a literal millionaire anyway
Besides it's a pretty easy commute

>>75929021
May I ask what do you do for a living lad?

>>75929005
Right? It's all part and parcel of living in a big modern city.

>>75928864
can somebody explain this meme please? x

>>75929056
Stay mad captcharunt

don't want jez to blow it

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>>75929072

>>75929065
but I'm not a 21 year old grad anymore runt, I can't live in a sharehouse, and I'm not putting my entire life savings towards some shitty runt terraced house in east london

Shan't

dont understand why the lads thought it'd be hilarious to see prostitutes once they picked me up one night
not only am i gay, it was scary too

>>75929072
I think some other general (the hungarian one?) is also called it? No idea

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BASED GEORGE OSBORN

NORMAN SAW ON ENGLISH OAK
ON ENGLISH NECK A NORMAN YOKE;
NORMAN SPOON TO ENGLISH DISH,
AND ENGLAND RULED AS NORMANS WISH;
BLITHE WORLD IN ENGLAND NEVER WILL BE MORE,
TILL ENGLAND'S RID OF ALL THE FOUR

>>75929096
Yea probably for the best then

>>75929108
ready for Boris?

might buy a caravan off the travellers and just live wherever the fuck for as long as I can before being chased off by the council or whoever

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>>75929140
yes

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>>75929108
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS

>>75929142
hope the gardai arrest you

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IT'S HIS TURN

>>75929107
I know but I was hoping somebody here would get the meaning. Don't want to ask the Magyars in case they bully me

something strange i've noticed recently is that the UK is mostly a white country

the british media would have me think otherwise

>>75929142
fucking hate gypsis so much the local park is literally unuseable

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>>75928954

Asians per square mile:

Bradford: 986
London: 2490
Newham: 9578
Tower Hamlets: 13696

>>75929096
people in Australia live in sharehouses well into their late 20s

>>75928993

what dose

someone pleast post the apu singing to a mic
thanks

>>75929147
This reminds me of a certain politician though it does not come to my mind...

It's all so tiresome

>>75929166
Wales Scotland and NI are overwhelmingly white, England is very white too overall, london however is not

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>>75929191
there ye go m8 xoxo

why do germans like the EU so much

>>75929168
Why are muslims building their enclaves in places with "ham" in the name? A subconscious desire for the forbidden?

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>>75929191

>>75929108
cor he proper fucking hates her doesn't he

literally just because she gave him a shit office

>>75929069
student

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>>75929191

>>75929166

We're still about 85% white, but lefties cry if we don't stuff blacks and pakis into every bit of media

We're literally 3% black but they want a black James Bond and need to give blacks all the prizes at their shitty award ceremonies, it's all VERY patronising to minorities

>>75929211
thanks Hans xxx

>>75929158
if you ever have the time look up when moggs came north to visit south shields
poor brave fucker

>>75929216
because they own it

it's revenge for WW1/2

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 45% (+5)
CON: 39% (-3)
LDEM: 7% (-)
UKIP: 3% (+1)

(via @Survation / 10 Jun)
Chgs. w/ GE2017

Going to have to go through government vetting lads

Hope they don't find anything haha x

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yank gun gf when

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>>75929222
thanks la xxo
>>75929237
rude

Fuck me this Monkey Madness quest is hard lads

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time to rhythmically expel reproductive mucus

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40003514

wtf at this

>>75929166
If you watched British media you would think it was a majority minority country, pretty much every newscaster is swarthy, meanwhile where I live you step outside and half the people are blond blue eyed

hate my life
hate myself
wish I was dead
simple as

>>75929257
I'd let her yank my gun if you know what i fuckin mean cocksucker

>>75929255
Civil service?
BBC? Just found this out about the BBC the other day btw it's pretty weird I thought. And then we take the piss out of russians and RT

>>75929268
still can't work out why these fit girls do this

not that I'm complaining

>>75929264
you can do it mate xx

>>75929275
dirty old town

>>75929292
Civil service. On the fast stream innit.

We have to do something about the rise in hate crimes after terrors attacks

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>>75929191

>>75929298
currency

>>75929298
Money

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>>75929298

they must pay quite well

>>75929321
nice, a rare one to sing cumbia

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>>75929248

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anyone going to London Pride?

might be going with some /britlgbt/ lads, anyone else interested?

>>75929318
Ah ok
Well they'll ask you quite a lot about your internet habits as I'm sure you know x

MUST acquire more bio-survival tokens

>>75929362
It's why I'm quite happy I only ever post on here. I've got no paper trail really.

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>>75929319

if we kick all the muslims out then there's nobody to commit terror attacks and nobody to suffer hate crimes afterwards, win-win

>>75929239
If I went to a majority black country and was paraded around by their media like some kind of specimen, I don't know how I'd feel. I'd probably enjoy the attention. Wouldn't enjoy being presented as a perpetual victim of racism though, even if I was one. That's got to be embarrassing, assuming on your behalf that you can't handle the banter, and it's always going to rub people up the wrong way.

>>75929360
no
its dumb

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>>75929364
do you mean these? x

>>75929360

No and you shouldn't be flaunting degeneracy and filth in public

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>>75929321
who is this meant to be

>>75929275
Looks fun

>>75929362
wait do they

ive been thinking about joining MI5 (got approached recently, natch) and i didnt know that

what stuff do they look for?

>>75929399
morrissey

>>75929364

Money = freedom

Money is EVERYTHING, and I'll never have it

FUCK

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might need to make an apu folder
have a lot of them and they're clogging up the pepe folder

Love how the BBC always hurry out their brown reporters with weird names to report after a terror attack

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>>75929392
those are the old tokens

>>75929411
See you're not a terrorist or marxist probably.

What did they approach you for?

>>75929188
200ug

did that lad who had applied to the civil service four times get it?

>>75929413
looks hispanic
doesn't help that his biggest fanbase is Mexican

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>>75929411
>mate works for MI5
>is given a 'cover story' for his job
>told us all anyway

can't wait to be held hostage by ISIS

>>75929360
Mad that gays think their ways aren't accepted when they have Google, Starbucks and Barclays sponsored floats

In there a more insipid aesthetic than a corporate logo superimposed onto the rainbow flag

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...train selfie 11th of June 2017 Sydney...

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn says he can "still be prime minister" as he aims to thwart Theresa May's attempt to run a minority government.
He told the Sunday Mirror: "This is still on. Absolutely."

get her jezza

>>75929478
nice swipe down... DPD dentist...

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>>75929372
fair enough if you're comfortable with that, any reason why? I mean it's 4chan

Haven't been vetted myself (in uni still) but I'm doing a years placement with them. looking through the document the only real question I remember was one about having used the Tor browser lmao

Imagine basing your entire identity on the fact that you prefer to put your cock in a blokes arse

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>>75929395
right ive HAD it with these runtposts

Yes, Pride is overtly sexual sometimes and yes there will be weird leather costumes on display. But for chrissake thats what EVERY festival is like, straight or gay. When I went to the Notting Hill Carnival last year there was a woman literally giving head to a guy on the float. But theres no media outcry about that because nobody gives a shit if its heteros.

Mardi Gras + the Notting Hill Carnival are a THOUSAND times more degenerate than London Pride has EVER been, and im sick to death of moggers like you parroting this shitty meme opinion.

rorkes OUT

aspergers is literally the next step up in human evolution

low functioning autists however should be killed

The election result is a blessing from God. He has given us a brief period of mercy. We need to capitalise on this by embracing a Christian leadership in a godless country

>>75929495>I remember was one about having used the Tor browser lmao
literally why would anyone just not lie on these?

if Boris becomes the new tory leader then Corbyn wins the next election in October

so lads

my mate went to bang a girl he talked to once in his life during pre drinks and then met us out after we booked a taxi for half an hour there.

grim for her 2bh

>>75929499
Pretty sure that's a muslim you just replied to.

>>75929466
kek

>>75929239
>it's all VERY patronising to minorities
this is the biggest reason i dislike the current left

they're not helping anything

>>75929478
...ran while parked...i know what i've got...no tirekickers...

>>75929448
dunno, im still in university

guy i met at a party took me out to a pub, said he'd heard good things about me and asked if i was interested in government work then gave me a card with the MI5 logo and a number and told me to call by the 20th at the latest

>>75929495
Yeah it's 4chan, but I've not got anything to hide particularly. It's not like I'm some runty turbororke.

>>75929496
just like straight people base their whole identity around the fact that they're straight? talk about wives, have children, get married, die, get burried together?
and who the fuck is doing that you mong

>>75929360
pride is counter productive to making lgbt accepted in my opinion because it makes it seem as if they are celebrating being separate and segregated from normal people. same reason i don't think "coming out" is a good thing. if you have to broadcast to everyone that you're some kind of deviant then you aren't really equal at all; if you were, you could have just gotten on with your life because it would be perfectly normal and no one would care

>>75929499
raaah cuz, yah cannah be a white bwoi talkin shit bout de carnival boi, who d'ya tink y'are kiss me teet, dat a part a carribyan culcha bwoi watch yer tung ya get me

>>75929496
are you aware that probably 45% of all conversations are heteros discussing their lovelives/crushes

off yerself

>>75929499
>because nobody gives a shit if its heteros
>why arent we ever held to the same standards as heteros????
Because you aren't.

>>75929499
Rahimakallah for defending the scourge of civilization

>>75929510
lying on them is against the law and god knows what they do already know about you

>>75929478
another fine addition to the collection

NO PYRO
NO PARTY

>>75929578
>45% of all conversations are heteros discussing their lovelives/crushes
Maybe for women. Lads talk about pints and footie.

>>75929360
>london
>>75929496
>muh identity

>>75929535
Call them. Can't hurt.

>>75929609
prefer demoman

>>75929535
stop posting you fucking moron

>>75929570
>if you have to broadcast to everyone
Have you gone 5 minutes into a conversation without anyone asking you if that slag is fit.
You're all forcing me to "come out" all the time, heteros.

>>75929506
excellent opinion

>>75929634
nice strawman, i'm bi

>>75929570
gonna address your two stupid opinions in turn
>Pride is counterproductive
The point of Pride isn't to make LGBT more accepted. The point is to, obviously, let young gays see a usually invisible subculture and feel like they are not alone. It is not the 24/7 duty of every homosexual to try and make breeders feel comfortable, thats retarded. The rest of the year can be for snivelling campaigning and careful PR management - Pride is supposed to be *by* gays, *for* gays. Heteros aren't relevant. So fuck off.

>Coming out is a bad thing
Good luck ever getting asked out if you're closeted. Consider that 3% of the population is gay, for a second. That means that because the chance of rejection is literally 98% if you ask out a random guy, gay guys will only ever ask out people they suspect or know are gay.

If you are closeted, you will never ever get a date except off Grindr.

>stop shoving your identity on my face, I'm the real victim here you degenerates
>2 minutes later: tfw no gf

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>>75929535
>dunno, im still in university
>guy i met at a party took me out to a pub, said he'd heard good things about me and asked if i was interested in government work then gave me a card with the MI5 logo and a number and told me to call by the 20th at the latest

>saying "hetero's" as if it were some distinct, alternative sexuality
>those damn oxygen breathers!!!
I bet he says "heteronormality" as well.

>>75929448
lol at the fear of socialism

fuck off biscum never reply to me again

>>75929630
what
the 'tap on the shoulder' system isnt classified, its public knowledge

>>75929625
and, of course, poo

hetro scum out

we run dis joint now yo

Gave up looking for snake wine
Bought whisky instead
Couldn't find any Canadian rye so I settled for bourbon

>>75929478
if i ever see you on the same train as me i will not hesitate to give you such a thorough heeming that it will set a new standard for all future heemings worldwide

Where have all these gays come from all of a sudden? Am I on the wrong board?

are we being raided by the /lgbt/ discord?

a retarded kid who went to my school liked to pretend he was an undercover CIA agent

reminds me of the lad pretending he's becoming an MI5 agent

>>75929704
you should have seen yesterday

some lad with an 8 inch cock appeared and we had 3 consecutive threads of solid gayposting

was a good time

>>75929704
PTSD from the interracial breeding grounds

>>75929668

cisheteronormative patriarchy

haven't noticed any fagposting, but then i am extremely self-absorbed and mainly focus on my own posts

>>75929676
I didn't say delete I meant stop posting while you're ahead but seems not much more happened anyway

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>>75929704
are you a retard
just because i make posts saying i love pints
sometimes
baffling to think homosexuals dont exist

MY MINDS TELLING ME NO
>>>/trash/9823170
BUT MY BODY
>>>/trash/9823170
MY BODYS TELLING ME YESSSSSS

tfw the only good gay porn is furry gay porn

i didnt want to be a furry but market forces are conspiring to make me one

fucking jews

I probably wouldn't be friends with someone who goes to gay parades or any sort of parade, but it doesn't really affect me
>>75929704
>tfw the "love willies" gimmick is real

LGBT DISCORD OUT

ignore ALL homosexual propaganda

>>75929652
nice strawman
>make breeders comfortable
is that related in any way to the point i was making?
furthermore being proud of your sexuality is just another prong of divisive identity politics. i'm not proud of being lgbt. im proud of being who i am.
inb4 >leftypol
>>75929674
nice /lgbt/ gimmick, keep in mind that i am still half a faggot

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the fu

A drunk person asked what I wanted to do with my life last night, Very bluntly told him 'just waiting for it to end'
He left me alone after that

don't mind faggots just hate it when they won't fucking shut up about it

don't want to hear about cocks.

>>75929786
why are you basing your whole identity around being heteroscum?

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>LGBT DISCORD OUT
>
>ignore ALL homosexual propaganda

>>75929764
Agreed 2bh

I don't like furries but if you're quietly just getting off to the porn I don't see the problem.

gcwill7

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>Americans literally have alarms that detect if you're exercising

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eAj08nAFP4

>>75929786
reckon she'd be a minger without makeup

>>75929747
>>75929764
the jews did this to my willy

A bunch of deplorables will be running our country soon. Who will protect gay rights or lgbt concerns against the neanderthal DUP?? May has lost it.

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>>75929803

Client has sent me 6 emails asking for help this weekend, just going to pretend I haven't seen em. He has my number.

QUITE surprised he expected me to check and respond to work emails on the weekend,

A traditionalist with an open mind; a pacifist at heart, ready to fight for Truth and Beauty...We must reclaim the sense of our greatness or face our demise...

>>75929677
You wouldn't believe the load I dropped the other day, it was a central pillar and it had braids going up from both sides

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I was gone with the self of the day, gone
WITH THE SELF OF THE DAAAAY GONE

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Broke out the ol' travel diary.

Doing a reminisce.

>>75929875
shant

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what happens here

>>75929811
v. good post

>>75929875
hahahah gay cunt

Political parties are becoming blurred

>anything rorkes don't like gets discussed
>waah waah we're being raided!!!
>gay/leftypol discord g-gtfo!!!
Noided

>>75929830
That facial structure says no

>>75929901
hello lgbt discord

>and rapped on the door

hahahahah who the fuck speaks like this in this day and age

pathetic specimen

>>75929893
fuck all

>>75929926
hello nigger

>>75929844
Ruth Davidson

Printed out a fake card to give to some runt pretending he'd been "selected" for mi5. Going to put him on speaker when he phones and record it so me and the lads can all have a good laugh at it later.

>>75929901
fuck off creepy cunt

Anyone watching the under 20 World Cup final?

>>75929889
>>75929898
Not saying you should, but if you ever travel you should keep a diary. It's great to read a few years later.

>>75929875
Reading old diaries from years ago is a weird feeling. There's an affection for that innocent, naive person you were, but there's also the shame and embarrassment of having been a loony lefty for so long.

>>75929901
hello lgbt discord

can someone send me a link to the lgbt discord. Thanks x

>>75929949
Cracking gag

>>75929958
I was right wing by then at least.

Funnily enough India helped me cement my being a rorke. Not a turbororke, just a regular one.

>>75929955
hello rajesh

>>75929956
I just take photos

>>75929973
Explain

>>75929975
Names Moshinda actually

>>75929973
t. ultrarorke

Imagine having an identity revolving around you enjoying a willy in the bum

>>75929937
doesn't quite work in this situation does it mate?
never mind, just think before you post next time

>>75929970
>lgbt discord
no such thing
>>>/lgbt/8419079

wonder how my sense of humour has evolved since my teenage years. would I still laugh today at things that made me laugh back then? have my wasted years on 4chan played a role if not or would it have changed anyway?

>>75930010
*imagines it*

Vile

>>75930010
my bum is currently revolving round a willy

shit cunt willy queef

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So are they going to form a government then or what

>>75930017
poo

wank

>>75929993
Nothing much to explain really. I just spent the time thinking that what the British did there was good for them in the long run, and imagined myself as a colonial officer of some sort.

Also it made me realise how much I fucking HATE hippies.

Am a bit of a rorke but have no problem with letting EU citizens already living here to stay in Britain when we leave the EU. Don't understand why it's a left/right thing

>>75930035
no

imagine constantly complaining about other people's identities because you don't have one

>>75929993
No

>>75930031
PATTERING at this post

>>75930046
Why the fuck not
Fuck Cornyn

Brexit isn't happening is it lads

>>75930035
She should try and form a cross-party war cabinet for Brexit and to 'unite' the country. Anything else makes her look stubborn

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*blocks your path*
Oi lads!

>>75930065
corbyn will form a government for the many not the few

>>75930065
corbyn literally has a higher approval rating than mummy now

>>75930078
We already triggered article 50 didn't we?

>>75930083
>>75930086

Reeee leftylgbtpol discord OUT

>>75930086
shame that policy isn't reflected in the makeup of parliament

looks like Corbyns got the MPs of the few and not the many hyuk hyuk hyuk

>>75930043
why would the right pay to deport hundreds of thousands of people? that would cost billions. they want to stop them coming in, this has been twisted by the left to mean that they want to kick them out too,

>>75930083
greasy twats

would really love some beans and potato waffles right about now

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>>75930078
like it's up to the UK now

*un-triggers article 50*

>>75930101
>literally triggered

how do I deal with insomnia lads

Listening to techno, it really interests me

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doing a watch

in all honesty and just for the record i didnt come here from any discord gay or otherwise

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Insomnia Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Go To Sleep Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

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>>75930148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lol5eYB1nBU

>>75930159
ahh i see you're from the 'í didnt come here from any discord' discord

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dont mind black people
hate black activists

simple as

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>>75930169
closed my eyes for 4 hours yesterday and nothing
was tired but did not fall asleep

Tesco's knockoff weetabix taste better than actual weetabix, dunno how they manage it.

>offend girl
>nuclear response from girl is always something along the lines of "virgin" or "you're not successful with women"
Why do women objectify themselves and why do women think this is the Achilles Heel of men?

spill em lads, current top four
Aphex Twin
Boards of Canada
Death Grips
u-Ziq

>>75930208
>better
so it tastes exactly like nothing?

>>75930214
Does this even happen past the age of 18

Enjoying the Osborne-May saga right now. Hope it ends with May getting gunged.

Hate Anna Soubry and George Osbourne. Leftards parading as conservatives, simple as

>>75930117
We'll brexit but it won't be real. DUP involvement all but confirms it will be soft.

>>75930083
>see some lads in town campaigning for tories
>all big lads, look like rugby players, well spoken, intelligent, overall good blokes

>couple of days later see some labour campaigners
>one womyn with warning hair, one pudgy lump of grease who couldn't give me any convincing reasons to vote for jezza and one manlet who looked like the lad on the left and who did nothing but agree with pudgy boy

so THIS is the power of socialism.....huh....

Utterly despise death grips fans

>>75930229
hello leftypol discord

>be girl
>offend guy
>nuclear response from guy is always something along the lines of "slut" or 'you'd sleep with anyone"

>>75930235
Yes. I'm past 18. Actually, women get less chaste as they age I believe.

>>75930256
wahey

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No...it was HIS turn!!!!

>>75930228
Nah, I'm never honest when I tell people my music

>>75930256
That isn't socially acceptable to do though.

>>75930229
If you're not an idiot and eat it the correct way you can make weetabix taste sweet.

You add milk, mush up the bricks, add tiny amounts of milk until a sort of wheat paste is formed. Then you eat that and it tastes great. If you add too much milk it won't taste sweet at all but if you add too little milk it will be dry and crunchy which is unpleasant.

>>75930204
these people are so weak
they are ONLY doing this because last year a cabal of nogs protested and blocked the roads for the gay pride parade to shout "WE WUZ" and demand it to be gay+BLM pride

now these limp wrist losers are giving it to them.
idk how these people equate such flimsy nature with strength
bending like a young sapling is one thing, but breaking everytime someone complains is such a joke

>>75930228
>Meme Grips
the only bad one
will never understand their appeal
If you like u-Ziq and Aphex Twin you might enjoy Plaid

>>75930208
they're usually the same products just sold off cheaply to the supermarkets cause they might have made some minor mistake in the factory and they don't want wonky looking products being sold in their name

the introduction of aesthetics into political life is fascism

>>75930228
Tomppabeats
YUNG BAE
Country Joe and The Fish
Creedence Clearwater Revival

new meme: virgin breakfast

>>75930277
typical political illiteracy from a /pol/ runt to equate corbyn and clinton

Really want to get in to metal detecting but don't want to look like a freak

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*dabs*

pssh...nothin personnel...rorke...

>>75930281
insulting is never really socially acceptable regardless of gender
stop trying so desperately to be a victim

>>75930313
is it 2015 already

>>75930313
>10 year old image

hmm yes very fresh, good contribution

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>>75930310
>Tomppabeats
good lad

>Creedence Clearwater Revival
you mean Fortunate Son?

why does gay brit coincide with lefty brit? even more than NEET hours.

>>75930228
don't have a scooby what this post is about lol

>>75930311
I like it

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One two three four five six seven
All good children go to heaven

>>75930337
Every opinion you have is wrong. I didn't know I could solidify this more than before until what you just told me.

>>75930329
>arm is raised
>in the shadow it's not

thought lefty art students were supposed to be good with a pencil

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>>75930314
I'm equated their fanbases, which, to be honest, share many of the delusions and similarities

>>75930355
bad post

>>75930369
i think its a perspective thing

im also like 75% sure it was drawn with a model as reference so i think its unlikely to be wrong

>>75930316
Disguise your metal detector as a pram. You'll look totally normal waving that around the beaches and fields and wearing massive headphones.

>>75930338
>>75930341
*nods respectfully towards you*

watching cooking programmes in bed lads. getting VERY hungry.

we have no stable government because the DUP refuses to negotiate on sundays

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>>75930311
>eats hunched over reading the back of the box
>holds spoon like picture
>eats it all in 4-5 mouthfuls
>wipes mouth with his sleeve after eating

>>75930394
kek really

>>75930368
not an argument.
the empties replies are always from a yank. Never fails

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>>75930228
Casiopea
King Diamond
King Crimson
Bjork

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No negotiations on Sundays

>>75930409
you live in an american territory buddy

imagine being such a runt you use discord to coordinate raids on 4chan

>>75930409
It doesn't matter. You have a history of reverting to retard mode pretending you were never serious whenever you're confronted with anything you don't like.

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>>75930250
It's always the same kind of disgusting nu males.
There's even been a recent study showing that these people tend to vote for socialist parties.

Absolute cringe at the fact that this election became like the presidential election and all the kiddies voted for corbyn because he was a funny guy and they actually believe that celebs like stormzy are political experts

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Sunday's are reserved for blowing up republicans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbtCFFLnMDA

PSA: THIS. IS. IMPORTANT.

>>75930453
Wow. Really. Makes. You. Think

>>75930451
>corbyn because he was a funny guy
Stop making shit up

Fuck off /pol/ discord

rorkes out in force today

>>75930451

What do you expect from a generation of brainlets who get their news and opinions from ebonics-laden rappers, russell brand and le big eared crisp salesman tax avoidance man

>>75930488
>>75930488