/brit/

kobolds

anime

2nd for viva Venezuela libre

2D women are NOT important.

dont see the appeal of anime, i grew out of cartoons when i was 13

not a big fan of the picture in the opening post (op)

>>75927310
>>75927317
snap

jajajajajajaja

>>75927323
a lot of anime has adult undertones though

>>75927329
what is this meme

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https://twitter.com/PennyRed/status/873697698557423616

GUYS. IF. I. TYPE. LIKE. THIS. IT. MEANS. I. AM. IMPORTANT. LE. TWITTER. THREADS. PLEASE. VIRTUE. SIGNAL. WITH. ME.

>btw YES I am a white man and YES I am mansplaining to you but this is le so important can we just let it go for once? thanks

imperial idea : colonize other general threads

>>75927345
i find ignoring these kinds of things makes me happier
do join

>>75927337
i know which is why it's so offputting

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The Dream
*turns trucker hat backwards*

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>>75927345
hey my hobby is also to look at stuff to get upset at on social media

we should meet up haha

dont see the appeal of australia, i grew out of australia when it was 1901

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the mainstream boipucci

>>75927388
>>75927355
kill yourself

mosquitoes did me in

>>75927388
maybe you'd be able to see it if your eyes were all the way open

head is pounding
probably should have done a sleep

Fucking insomnia lads

>>75927423
figured out a trick for them.

If you drink enough, the alcohol in your blood will get them drunk and they'll fuck off for a while

Getting a bit worried about one of my mates lads
Was at a festival yesterday and afterwards he was proper fiending for charlie, I was pinged off my head at the time but it wasn't pretty seeing him lick a baggie and constantly saying we should pick up some coke. He's started using benzos to sleep as well as being on SSRIs
Nothing wrong with drug use but there comes a time when you need to really fucking slow down.

turtle you in?

>>75927457
FONT

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Eyo don't cry whitey lmaoooo

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/car-ploughs-into-pedestrians-outside-amsterdam-station-police-say-no-indication-of-terrorism-35812234.html

when the first thing you need to say after random acts of violence is;
>BUT IT WASN'T MUSLIMS
then you might have a problem

>>75927457
don't care

>>75927452
don't think drinking that much before going to sleep every night is a good idea

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>>75927368
*puts onions around neck*

where do you want to meet?

>>75927457
anyone who needs benzod to sleep has fucked themselves
were you at parklife?

dont see the appeal of america, i grew out of america when it was 1865

>>75927483
nah you'll be fine just don't pass out on your back

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Getting in deep

>>75927471
Is she the maid?

>>75927488
Nah, detonate in notts
Was good fun but not in the best state right now desu, my face hurts quite a bit

>>75927471
>>75927509
is that house impressive to you guys?

Pretty typical McMansion for the Southeast

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a study showed that lack of sleeping and/or benzo can explain 99% of things that happen in the world

>>75927508
jesus christ how do you cope? or disguise yourself? cant imagine knowing that if i slipped up somehow like breaking into a british accent that i'd be immediately be killed.

ah yes the yank who does nothing but brag about his life is here

watching secureteam10

how much of his content is tinfoil hat bullshit?

>>75927516
whats wrong with your face lad

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>>75927527
What're you on about?
I'm just in the markets

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what

>>75927518
No, it doesn't look particularly well built. 2bh it doesn't even look American, looks like something you'd find in the Caribbean

>>75927538
Feeling the gurn mate

>>75927539
well if they found out you were a british person i mean, a non-communist

>>75927527
>>75927556
absolute mong

>>75927534
0%

>>75927527
meant for you >>75927551

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Why yes i am a radical centrist

my cat, catty
i love her very much
she is scared of firetrucks tho hahaha
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>>75927539
looks like resident evil 5

>>75927556
lmao

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whoa

>>75927584
v. beautiful cat

>>75927590
kek

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>>75927585
Out in the "fresh" air now

>>75927578
wow me2

>>75927533
>does nothing
I go to work mang

Sorry not everyone in the world ran out of space to build homes in

>>75927553
Probably built between the late 80's and mid early 2000's
The coastal deep south is big on that kind of style. Not uncommon to see entire neighborhoods with mostly that style home. Garage location wastes a lot of interior space on that one.

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>>75927509

>>75927617
absolute retard

just ate another tub of egg and bacon sandwich filling

I am the apex Yank

>>75927518
No, it's certainly big but it looks like shit and you can tell even from the low quality image that it's built with poor materials

>>75927590
the yank defo isn't a mong then ahaha wahey

>>75927635
>low quality image that it's built with poor materials
looks like a typical african home that'd be built with what bungalows would be made of

>>75927518
Yes

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So hows the secret society working out for you?

>>75927654
nowt wrong with a bit of the ol' 'nglo 'xon 'premacy

Just got called a poopey face in Toys R Us

just got called a nigger at the klan rally

just got called a furry at Jeans West

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>>75927290
Yui AND Azusa

just got called a minger in topshop

everybody knows shit's fucked

>>75927624
not an argument
at all

>>75927635
had to pass modern building codes to be constructed and that pool shed was probably an addition, the carport/garage is wasting a lot of downstairs living space, the balconies look cramped, etc.

>>75927652
Plenty of land to build neighborhoods full of McMansions in the Southeast. UK housing market is mostly trashed from what I've seen. Don't run into those kind of markups here outside of the cities.

will shouting and flailing my arms around increase the chances of this fucking fly finding its way out the window?

>didnt get called from anyone

Accidentally got a bit drunk drinking coke with vanilla extract

mental how atlantis managed to become a huge legend despite being a minor plot device in some greek nonce's books

>>75927705
>not an argument
it is when you've demonstrated the reading comprehension of a 5 year old

The world is becoming more uniform before our eyes; telecommunications are improving; apartment interiors are enriched with new gadgets. Human relationships become progressively impossible, which greatly reduces the quantity of anecdote that goes to make up a life. And little by little death's countenance appears in all its glory. The third millennium augurs well.

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just called a based black man a nigger

did any party (except the greens) actually talk about ecology?

>>75927554
happened to me last week haha
had the biggest comedown in work too. Just sat at my desk and didn't do any work

https://twitter.com/NumbersMuncher/status/873722551876374528
>both politically and otherwise
what did he mean by this

>>75927764
fascinating
*walks over and plays the fruit machine*

Men are destroying our society by being NEET losers.

http://nypost.com/2017/05/13/childish-men-are-to-blame-for-women-having-kids-late-in-life/

My personal theory is that white boys can't handle the fact that women are now beating them economically and educationally, while demanding to be treated as humans, so boys throw a tantrum and take their ball and go home keeping their angry heads down. If we had smart leaders in the office, we would have HEAVY single male tax put in place long time ago.

Please stop acting like spoiled children, go outside and fucking man up already. If you have nothing to show for yourself then START WORKING and find a woman AFTER you got your shit together.

>"""fruit""" machine
>dispenses money not fruit

>>75927764
we're going to have a massive infestation of inbred shitskins in a few generations and this will probably send us back to the stone age if we don't take care of it

>>75927759
y u always so mad tho mayyytee

take 'er easy bruv, no need to lash out if you're feeling a bit frustrated

>>75927808
its named after the fruits who play it

>>75927705
Obviously you have a lot more space but it's not like were full up on placed to build good affordable housing, outside the South/England it's not even that bad. But yea the housing situation overall is pretty dire.

hate yanks so much
they're like clueless children

>>75927806
I won't be having kids at any point in my life, so I don't care

that new Arcade Fire song sounds like fucking Dancing Queen

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>>75927837
noo neeeed tooo laasshh ouuut ifff you'rree feeeeling a biittt frustrateeedddd

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my hayfever is starting again lads

>>75927806
already know all this and don't care

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>yanks

>>75927920
Excuse me, but I am einen Deutschenfargen-Amerikaner and therefore Evropean

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>yanks

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>>75927806
like most bad things in life, liberalism is to blame

>>75927841
yes good goy, collect your white genocide tokens and $200! at GO

>>75927832
good post

hate taigs
simple as

>>75927920
the thin one near the dog could get it

>>75927952
GOOD post

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might go to bed soon

Why haven't they kicked that squatter out of Number no.10 yet?

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>>75927920
>dat fat dog

every time

>>75927875
I spoke to someone I work with from India about this and he said it's because Indians are so controlled by their parents, most are virgins until they're married and so they have a huge amount of sexual repression. When the internet became widespread in India they finally had a place to release this frustration out of the eyes of their parents. This, coupled with the fact that they've had no romantic interactions to teach them how to 'flirt' and the misogynistic culture of India results in these weird comments

>>75927920
>your average /r/politics user

interesting. it's almost as if there is a direct correlation between tendency to be left wing and tendency to be overweight, degenerate, ugly and all of the above

hate fannies
love cock
not gay
simple as

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>>75927980
Yea thought it was something like that

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>>75927963
because violent revolution by losing parties isn't what happens in a parliamentary democracy, rasheed

How ur boobs become melons??

ah yes got my breakfast tea to go with my breakfast cigarette

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>>75927963
that democratically elected one?

>>75927920
i really hate fat people

>>75927985
ah yes because every right winger is beautiful

how do I cook mince meat
I thought you just fry it but apparently you need to add sauces and stocks and shit

planning a hol to ibitha with the girls x

wonder woman is shit

sae to me wee bairn a yer a goshite n he sae no am no

>>75928028
read up on it mate, you may want to boil it first.

>>75927884
try cetirizine

>>75928009
>>75928017
Fucking hell you can't make any lighthearted jokes in here...

>>75928039
Hello misogynistic shitlord

As soon as I lay down the sleep goes away fuck this shit

>>75928028
what are you using it for?

>>75928039
>caring about capeshit
do one

love lizards
love lizards with boobs and bums and cute feet

The Tories cannot rely forever on the fact that older voters turn out more reliably

Unless they can find their own Corbyn, a principled and genuinely patriotic leadership, no amount of money, and no amount of slick technique can save them from a revived and newly confident Left

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>>75928047

No jokes allowed

>>75928064
alri lizard lad

>>75928060
just gonna cook it, stick it in a tortilla with chopped veggies and add some chive and onion sauce

never cooked anything beyond whacking it in the oven and taking it out when it beeps

>>75928039
>there are people on 4chan who actually, unironically paid money to what wonder woman

donald trump is the leader of the free world

didn't know that Rob Ford guy died :(

he was a character. hardly unexpected though

>>75928097
it's only £4 here might see it tomorrow x

>>75927875
all me

Just did a vomit lads.

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>>75928064
>boobs
REEEEEEE!

>>75928100
he's a daft overweight nonce with no sense of style

like most yanks

>>75928125
he's still the democratically elected leader of the most powerful country on earth

>>75927985
>implying cousin fucking rightards are any better

>>75927590

thinfags BTFO

>>75928141
>USA
>democracy
howling

>>75928141
last time I looked it was Xi Jinping

>>75928100
fuck drumpf

>>75928071
Labour's sheen will shine in a month or so and all the under 25s like you will fuck off with them

positive feelings: big willies
negative feelings: small willies

baffling how yanks still babble about toilet bog fart months after his election
no one cares

>>75928093
I mean, that's going to be quite plain mate but for that you won't need to add anything per se, unless you want to go out and get a salsa sauce to mix in with it

just fry it

>>75928141
ah yes forgot the 47% beats 49% meme

>>75928161
Mornin Rorke - will forward your message on to Mr Hitchens

>>75928123
nonce

>>75928166
yeah weird innit, almost as if he's the president lol. Stupid yanks

>>75928159
>Democratically elected

>>75928168
I am a man of simple tastes
don't see the point in adding unnecessary stuff that just increases prep time

>>75927995
screeching
>>75928064
are you the sharkgirl lad

>>75928187
China's more of a democracy that the united colonies of yankland

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>less than 24 hours until work time

not long now

covfefe

baffling how france has gone so far left that advocating against open borders makes you a fascist

>>75928186
change disk

>>75928187

*glances at flag*
*looks into the camera*

>>75928202
Whatever, they own my economy

Need a cute girlfriend that likes cuddles.

>>75928189
prefer not to say

we

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>>75928188

yesterday during these hours some lad shared great dub/rocksteady/funk choons
you there?

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>>75928208
haha the bad republican man we don't like misspelled a word haha he spelled it wrong omg let's make it go global omg keep retweeting lmao have u seen this look how he spelled the word everything he says must be wrong now haha

dem

>>75928220
France has been ultraleft for close to three centuries with a slight blip after the franco-prussian rapetrain

>>75928230
except i'm not eating out, retard

>>75927934
Don't care

>>75928188
for taste you autistic spacker

you know when black people are like EYO WHY WHITE NIKKAS NEVER SEASON THEY MEAT YO? they're talking about freaks like yourself

>>75928236
im guessing it wasnt me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKmc5FjX3GU

>>75928253
haha checkmate Chads

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>>75928248
were you the one making these the other day? They're were shit but I still saved them

>>75928248
Guarantee 9/10 of these are things everyone does

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fucking HATE arctic monkeys. would probably have been indifferent to them if it wasn't for my shithead brother playing their album on loop for 6 fucking hours in the car on a long drive

>>75928272
this and the one i just posted i made
>shit
yeah nah bathroom one is good

>>75928220
according to who lol?

>>75928253
enjoy your virginmeal

>>75928291
according to burger education

>>75928064
me too thanks

>>75928291
The traitorous elite.

>>75928265
>you know when black people are like EYO WHY WHITE NIKKAS NEVER SEASON THEY MEAT YO?
...no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjpI6tmIQco

>>75927920
>the fat woman with the black child
every time

>>75928289
All those were hardly relatable or incredibly common on that one
was not your best lad

>>75928316
and not the people
yanks who pretend they know everything about the world need to get shot

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>>75928318
hmmmm

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>>75928226
i'm a guy but i'll cuddle x

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>>75928317

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>>75928268
no sorry
not bad, just.. average
incredibly average

>>75928349
ah yes, merkel

>>75928351
I swear to god I didn't know this was a stereotype

>>75928354
no u

>>75928318
don't care

>>75928345
>incredibly common

they're SUPPOSED to be common things that people hardly talk about so they wouldn't so quickly assume that others do like wetting the toothbrush

>>75928176
it's called the electoral college sweetie, look it up some time x

>>75928265
blacks don't say that browns/continentals do

/tv/ has the best memes Tbh

https://soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

>>75928071
>a revived and newly confident Left
>that everyone increasingly hates for their sanctimonious, self-righteous preaching and bullying

There are good arguments to be made in favour of leftist policies. It's a terrible shame 99% of the left is so incapable of making them, and instead behaves like a bunch of tyrannical little babies.

Spoiled by decades of unwavering support by the media, and socially neutered by spending their whole lives in political echo chambers, the left needs self-awareness, and the tiny amount of open mindedness and generosity needed to listen to opponents and consider compromise.

>b-but our opponents are literal nazis
Fuckhead. Get out of your bubble and open your eyes. 99% of the right is not as extreme as the trolls and stormfags on 4chan and Twitter, and pretending they are is destroying the left.

>>75928039
couldn't get my head around the invisible plane thing, that's fucking retarded

What's the biggest knife you own lads?

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>>75928396

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>>75928378
>that explosion
>the cheering
>"refugees welcome"

>>75928396
the one my greatgrandpa allegedly used to scalp some poor sod

hangs above the mantelpiece

>>75928396
my biggest kitchen knife

if harry styles was a stylist he'd be harry styles

>>75928346
The people too, brain warped by the media. Voting against their own interest in the name of solidarity and generosity, unappreciated by those who benefit from it. Just to feel validated by the media consensus.

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>capeshit

baiting out the biggest rorkes I know

>>75928426
Break the chains wagelad

State your waifu cuz

might have a shower

but first, a wank

>>75928431
yeah true
if only Mélenchon won

You’d never get a real conservative coming to the top of the Tory Party whereas Labour changed its leadership election rules, and accidentally made it possible for a real socialist to win.

>>75928459
Anna Sophia Robb

>tfw want to buy a fleshlight and some dildos
>tfw can't because my mum comes into my room and scratches around whilst im at work

>>75928346
you literally just elected a globalist puppet

opinion: only bowie albums worth listening to are those from 1970-1980 + blackstar

>>75928468
lol

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talked to this this super hot girl on the train yesterday

but i couldnt be bothered to get her number so w/e

>>75928470
Someone post the real socialism spongebob gif

>>75928486
How old are you?
>>75928491
Don't tell him

>>75928491
nah not me
didnt vote

>>75928486
Fucking state of your life

>>75928486
Get your own place. Can't put a price on it. Once you do, you can never go back, it's so liberating.

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Covfefe time

>>75928509
mong

>>75928515
made no difference to me because family actually respects my privacy desu

*enters thread shouting 'WorldStar! WorldStar!' and looking for things to kick over that won't hurt my foot in the process*

>>75928486
just hide em mate
not hard

i hide mine behind the books on my bookshelf

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>>75928350
fast cat x

>>75928515
this
moved out when I was 19 and can't imagine ever going back

>>75928503
>talking to people on trains
times new roman

>>75928515
>tfw would not be able to leave this house in at least a decade

>theresa may won the election

umm no sweaty jeremy corbyn won the election because he won the support of the youth x

>>75928497
your opinion is wrong because self titled, Outside, Heathen and Earthling exist

https://www.reddit.com/r/covfefe/

been heartily chuckling to these posts all morning. how does reddit manage to stay so fucking fresh?

>>75928535
my mum seems to scratch around in really random places whilst cleaning

dunno why.
>>75928515
can't afford to.

have muslims ever tried bombing trains? if so, how successful were they?

secondary date check there it is
11 June 2017

>>75928570
tell her to fuck off
alternatively, just leave them out in the open
when she finds them she probably won't say a thing, and you won't either

>>75928497
his 90s/00s records were great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar6vbRr8r7Y

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>>75928565
cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oDgJesMkeg

hate constructive conversation
love posting shite
simple as

>>75928583
Reported to mi6
Enjoy Guantanamo

>>75928515
clean your house

>>75928599
>covfefe houses

this only makes sense if covfefe means white?

>>75928599
that intern must've felt so proud of himself

>>75928616
not a terrorist, just paranoid

do you lads actually like Trump or just hate his detractors (or both)?

>>75928609
fuck you

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>>75928598
can't touch his 70s output

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4a9ppLMx3I

>>75928534
*starts recording you with my phone* AW SHIT DIS NIGGA CRAY

>>75928632
more the latter

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>>75928570
this is my setup

alternately just get a box, label it "private" and maybe even whack a padlock on there

if she asks what it is just say its private

>>75928625
kek, imagine the process to getting a tweet like that permitted. reckon at least 100 people looked at it and thought it was clever

boy better know

>>75928599
she's proper desperate isn't she

not even good banter but everyone in the replies is like YAAAAASSSS KWEEEEEEN

>>75928660
cringe. faggot.

>>75928609
good lad
>>75928632
more the former

I can feel a poo coming on

>>75928632
don't care about either 2bh.

liking trump is clearly stupid.

his detractors also seem pretty stupid and so wasting time on them in itself seems fairly stupid

thus as a centrist i wash my hands of the whole issue and continue to read about political powerplays of persian antiquity and the achaemenid empire

>>75928599
wish trump replied: "I live in a white house, not a covfefe house. think you used to live there too"

>>75928660
>GCSE

JANITOR

>>75928632
The man makes me laugh like hell

>>75928660

Fucking state

>>75928570
>can't afford to.
I moved out in the 1990s, when I was 17 and on the rock and roll, getting about 45 quid a week housing benefit and 45 quid a week dole.

Moved into a slumlord's 3 bed flat with a couple of mates. It was grim and I went hungry for years, but we had an amazing time, getting wasted, partying and enjoying freedom. Should've been acting a bit more responsibly but I don't regret that time. You need to grab independence like that in order to grow.

>>75928660
my parents have found stuff at the back of my books before when they were looking for books to get rid of

a box called private would definitely garner her attention.

the solution is moving out, but the problem is i can't afford to.

>>75928632
only said the former because I wanted the other guy to give me a (You) btw, not a rorke, despise that man

>>75928666
rumor has it she's planning to run again in 2020

the democratic party has literally nobody else to put forward. hillary owns the party

>>75928632

Got NEOCONNED hard so dont care anymore

>>75928695
its just old shit from years ago
im at uni now so my room is like a timecapsule that hasnt changed since i was still in school

>>75928713
who cares if it garners her attention
you can just stonewall her and say its private

if its got a lock on she cant do shit

>>75928711
>I moved out in the 1990s
alri grandad calm down. its not as easy as that anymore

i don't have so called "mates" who i can flatshare with. i lived away from home during uni and last year whilst working in a different city. it was equally shit. im a working in my hometown to save money.

guess my ol' prostate will just have to go without

>>75928711
>with a couple of mates

not everyone has the luxury of mates

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Based

>>75928660

are you gay or you just like some cheeky play

>>75928660
grim

>>75928660
Rahimakallah
>alternately just get a box, label it "private" and maybe even whack a padlock on there

>if she asks what it is just say its private

That's literally the fastest way to get caught

Also behead yourself

mum asked me why i shave my legs and keeps asking if i have something to tell her

>>75928751
bought them for some cheeky heterosexual play with the old gf

turns out i am gay tho so now i just use them on myself lol

>>75928748
heartwarming
my 2 fav politicians atm

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can't corbyn call for another election for PM since nobody has majority?

>>75928632
don't pay enough attention to care but i enjoy that he makes leftists sperg out

mum keeps asking me the diameter of my anus

>>75928713
what if she finds it? what the fuck will she do?
nothing if you're an adult
you aren't are you

>>75928770
... well, do you?

>>75928711
>>75928781
FONT

>>75928784
don't care

>>75928783
Only the PM can do that, and the Queen let Theresa May keep the job

>>75928788
she'll ask me if i'm gay or something.

and start acting weird around me

>stashing your dildos behind some books is a "setup"

just had a pathetic wank

don't know why i even bothered

>>75928770
just admit you're a faggot already, sweety

>>75928760
>That's literally the fastest way to get caught
Not if you hide your stuff somewhere else and have the box to divert attention.

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>>75928622

>>75928791
>>75928813
not gay just love willies. simple as

not a scalie just love the porn. simple as

>>75928809
whats your setup then

>>75928817
Clever lad

>>75928805
Well aren't you? it's current year my man...
You can also just buy a lot of stuff (over time not suddenly), like vidya or some autistic thing she won't pay much attention to, put it in a box, and put the BBCs under them
don't tell me she's THAT nosy

listening to black music

not a ponce just love big burly men up my shitpipe simple as

>>75928864
>>75928864

where's the new

>>75928839
cut out a dildo shaped hole in a spare copy of the Bible