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Project retrains prostitutes as care workers for elderly people 2017-06-11 06:44:41 Post No. 75926672
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Project retrains prostitutes as care workers for elderly people 2017-06-11 06:44:41 Post No. 75926672
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Project retrains prostitutes as care workers for elderly people
Anonymous
2017-06-11 06:44:41
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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1410850/
>Heinz Oberlach, from Germany's Federal Labour Agency, said that using prostitutes as care workers is “very logical,” as the nursing home sector is seriously understaffed and has some 6400 vacancies nationwide—despite a national unemployment rate of 12% in Germany.
>“It all fits together like pieces of a puzzle,” said Mr Oberlach.
>She believes that prostitutes make excellent carers as they have “good people skills, aren't easily disgusted, and have zero fear of physical contact.”
Have you ever heard of anything more German in your life?
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>>75926672
Ask a German for the time and he designs and builds you a clock desu
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>>75926709
How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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>>75926884
None--they'll build you a socket that doesn't have threads. Just push it in and it'll lock
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>>75926672
>“good people skills, aren't easily disgusted, and have zero fear of physical contact.”
my fucking sides hit orbit
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>>75927035
>the only people in Germany without socially-crippling autism are the prostitutes and illegal slavs
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>>75927112
You said illegal slavs twice
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>>75926672
There is the small problem of prostitutes stealing people's valuables
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>>75927112
Think its just that brutal, kraut practicality that got me
"This is Helga, she has seen a cock or two and isn't afraid of poo"
>mfw when you are able to pimp out staff to oldies for a rub and tug to the elderly in the name of healthcare
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>>75927217
Shit, that's a good point. In their quest for efficiency they overlooked the fact that prostitutes tend to be shady and opportunistic.
This article was written 10 years ago; I wonder what habbened to the program.
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>>75927530
Pimping aint easy
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>>75927130
Cheeky
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