/cum/

Ive gotten to the point where Im awful at every single video game I play

delet

>>75926016
Isn't that exactly why they make Telltale """games""" and mobile """games"""?

>>75926029

Yes there are plenty of game for people without fingers

cum haha

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drumpf

>>75926006
are there any real ways to fix the nigger race? the problems it has is becoming to big and too many lives and property are destroyed

>>75926051
>black people don't have jobs
Makes sense

If Puerto Rico becomes a state I should move there and buy a ton of land

I hate the word vibe now

>>75926008
>>75926008

real thread boys

>>75926055
Blacks seem to think breeding with anything that isn't black is a good idea, it's like they knowingly reject themselves.

>>75926070

you're crashing my vibe, dude

I just realized something
>cara de huachinango
>Cara
Whoa

>>75926083

Cara means face in spanish

Thats why cara delaverga is a funny joke

I shall accept defeat

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>delivering pizza
>car with 4 girls pulls up next to me
>girl in passenger says "hey bitch"
>once I look over at them they all start cackling
>get the green arrow and turn

why are girls such cunts? why must they toy with my confidence during my quest for a gf? what bothers me is that just from looking at me they thought they could get away with saying that to me. fuck. fuck. fuck why must i be autismo?

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>>75926102
Trumped

Mia Khalifa blocked me on twitter wtf, I was just DMing her a little

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>>75926095
mira aqui manoplas

Do I look like I understand how to speak Hot Sauce?

>"Reality Winner" is a person´s name in america

why

tell me it is a weird name even for americans pls

>>75926112
my edition was way better tho

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>>75926110
Why didn't you just shoot them wtf?

>>75926110
so this.... is the power of the flyover gf

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>>75926132
Doesn't mean much in the end does it Hillary? :^)

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Summer has been really good lads. Hope yours is too.

Zannydoblogramplumberpumf DRUMPF

>>75926134
>female genocide when?

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>>75926148
what the... ?!

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>>75926016
Play Morrowind, it's basically a table top RPG with 3D graphics
Very little actual skill involved, the game is more about crunching numbers and trial and error than juking your opponents 2bh
As long as you're not a brainlet and you're willing to invest a few hours into figuring the game out you can't possibly be bad at it

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>>75926182
ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj

>>75926194
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

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>>75926194

>tfw LITERALLY a white county

>>75926194
Montana confirmed for the best state.

>>75926214
>not Maine

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would you accept me in your neighborhood

>>75926229
Maine is literally just Canada: United States version

>>75926228

>instakill bosses

shit game, would not fund

>>75926236
No but I would accept you if you were in a different neighborhood and were a coworker

>>75926236
maybe if you were mowing my lawn.
ha. ha. ha.

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>>75926229
ahem

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If you question your sexuality gimmie a Hell Yeah

>>75926247

what?

>>75926110
Reminds me of something that happened to me a few days ago
>Speeding down the street as usual
>Reach a road that intersects a highway
>Light turns yellow just a couple seconds short of me being able to clear it
>Hit the brakes
>Car stops right in the middle of the pedestrian crosswalk
>Homeless Asian man begging for change on the sidewalk nearby starts laughing and gives me a thumbs up when I look at him

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>>75926255

>the municipality of the northeastern seaboard

>>75926255
What the fuck Minnesota

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>>75926264
I wouldn't want you as a neighbor but I wouldn't mind working or spending time with you getting shitfaced

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Scots are something else

>>75926236
All people are welcome to this neighborhood.
>>75926255
I just like forests in maine more desu

>>75926285
They have a lot of people who trace their lineage to Sweden

>>75926288

i wouldn't go out with someone gay tbf

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>>75926305
I'm not gay though

>>75926305
wtf you fucking homophobe

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>not gay

>>75926297
Prior to what?

the older brother is having a party in backyard and got the younger brother drynk. the younger brother is now in his room on /cum/

>>75926312
questionable 2bf bud

>>75926330
try masturbating and tell me if you suffer from burning penis syndrome while drunk

>>75926297
>talk to Scot
>So me manager says tae me that I was lazy, and as-laat, "Naw am-ur-nay!
>This pub is heavin, ye canny even get movin.
>That lassie is pure reekbeek lad
I cannae speak Dwarvish lad

>>75926297
yeh scottish people are nuts. when I was in glasgow it was quite a riot. someone warned me about getting glassed by neds down east side, apparently I ended up in east glasgow somehow because I was by celtic park, walked all the way back toward the other side. I was probably a bit too drunk. Fun times

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>>75926336
When you ascend to the realm of bicycle, the bender vs straight debate becomes meaningless, and the infinite spectrum of booty opens up to you like the legs of every man and woman who crosses your path

Also nobody dates you at all and if they do they become incredibly insecure and eventually break up because they're incapable of comprehending the ability to like two things at once

>>75926345
negative

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>>75926345
>burning penis syndrome

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>I like duds, but Im not gay

>>75926376
>neds
Isn't that just the scot term for chav?

>>75926397
y'all never experienced this?
it's like you constantly have to pee for 1-2 hours despite their being no pee
worst feel
need an icepack on my dick to relieve the feeling
now i just don't masturbate if i get drunk

>>75926382
Gay guy I went to school with told me homos think bi-benders are a bunch of fakers.

Dated a couple bi girls tho and they were alright. Never quite worked out on getting their friends involved, was a bit disappointing.

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>>75926401
Factually accurate statement

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>>75926405
Basically. I did see some, didn't bother me tho.

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>>75926420
Yes they do think that

And girls don't like you because they think you're a big fucking faggot for liking guys and aren't satisfied by poos poos, vice versa for faggots

The only really secure and stable relationship I've had is the one I'm in now because he's also bicycle

>Im in a relationship with a dude, but Im not gay

bisexuality is a fucking meme. My sister is going through that phase now and dating another girl while my parents are on suicide watch. she insisted to me she only intends to marry a man, but she will date girls.

>>75926420
Bisexual women are just exploring what all women naturally feel, some more than others.
Bisexual men don't exist.

Stop giving it attention, faggots crave that.

just made a ban worthy thread

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>>75926484
I wanted to clarify something but I failed to realize that nobody in /cum/ has serious conversations anymore

>>75926461
>>75926472
>>75926458

>>75926455
Sounds frustrating

Still a fan of your original biological gender?

>>75926472
been fappin to both since middle school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfBNsyIgGg

>>75926486
On /int/?

>>75926486
bye felicia

>>75926516
good post

Guys are not hot. You guys are just gay and in denial

>>75926517
no. I probably won't get banned for it

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>>75926507
Very

Yes I am still attracted to both genders

>>75926511
same but I don't consider myself attracted to men

cant say Im surprised a brit has gay porn saved

>>75926528
good point you just convinced me

>>75926541
you mean not attracted to a certain type of man

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>>75926516

>>75926544
it comes on all windows 10 pcs in britain kinda like how apple includes that u2 album on macbooks

>>75926565
no I find m/m kissing like >>75926538
to be revolting but am not offput by m/m fucking with dicks flopping everywhere

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Sometimes want to buy a Jeep and go camping in the mountains and stuff but only when I've done a little drinking

When I'm not drinking I just want money and racecar stuff

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man if you like dudes you are just a faggot

no around it desu

>>75926589
that's what i mean
i'd fuck a twink but i wouldn't fuck a bear (that's gay bro)

>>75926606
yea, we get it you retard
we're exploring the deeper meanings behind sexuality as it obviously isn't as straightforward as you faggots think

I would have sex with a guy in the right situation and I'd only top so it isn't gay

Really only a fan of seeing my own willy 2bh

Big fan of that one though, never leave home without it

>>75926612
i'd enjoy watching a hairy bear get fucked by a muscular futa

>>75926614

You are here trying to defend that liking dudes doesnt make you a fag

and you are a calling me a fag?

>>75926629
this is what anime does to you

>>75926632
being a faggot has nothing to do with being homosexual or not
fucking faggot

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>rule violation

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He didn't kill enough

>>75926632
cara didn't you post your dick on this board?

>>75926647
wonder what she'll do when she gets up

shouldve let the krauts take britain

There are absolutely no circumstances under which sex with a biological male wouldn't be gay (unless you're a biological female)

The oceaans no plaaace for a squirrelllll

>>75926655

Yes, but what does that has to do with this

>>75926627
good post

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>why yes, I watch house of cards

>>75926621
is cuddling gay?

>>75926665
showin your dick to other guys is pretty gay

Well the girl I loved got married today lads, I attended and was in pain the whole time. Oh well. She will still be my friend. I just never said anything because I didn't want to be selfish

holy fug some people are really talented to make shit like this for private servers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTDSBS6njuM

>>75926692
don't worry bud that feeling dies eventually

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the ol' razzle dazzle

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>>75926692
lol cucked

>>75926665
That is improper homosexual behavior

>Willing to show the penor but not the face
Pero porque estas tan feo

>>75926734

ill showed my face here before.

>>75926722
>It's another federal quadrilateral with square counties episode
Comfy

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>>75926748
This you then?

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Went on a nice date today.

>>75926768
uh, i don't see white+blue in your flag
what are you doing posting that picture??

>people continuing to name their babies after penguins players
You'd think the first names would be enough, but no. People are naming their kids things like Crosby, Kessel and Bonino.

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>>75926729

>>75926778
una vela AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

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BOUT THAT TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLSsx6mBXbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIW2H-wgC54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtAJRhP_BWE

>>75926779
Parents are silly. At least mine is normal, dad named me George and my last name is Harrison and it wasn't a coincidence. He was just a bit fan.

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>>75926769
how did it go

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>>75926795
GM guy myself but for some reason I tend to end up in a lot of supercharged mustangs

Damn things don't hook up worth shit tho. Spin city.

>>75926813
I don't want to give my kids names they'll got overtly noticed for. Might lead to bullying or something. Can you believe there are people out there who have the name Naruto now. Imagine that.

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Apologize!

>>75926853
I'm okay with George, because like my dad I'm a big fan as well. But ya you do get noticed for it. Anywhere your name appears people feel a need to comment on it.

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>>75926846
>Having brand loyalties
I just like cars man

Lucky you though, the fastest car I've ever sat in was a sleeper'd Civic, can't remember the specifics but it pushed me into the seat real good when we merged on the highway

>>75926817
Went really good. We went to the zoo bc they had a discount thing going on. Then we went to a Mexican restaurant. My food was bad but she enjoyed hers. We then just hung out, cuddled and talked.

10/10 day

I shower like once a week and no one notices

>>75926912
fatty

>>75926912
My hair gets dry if I shower a lot. I shower normally 4 days a week

wish my professors would post my grades already

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>>75926897
that's cute
i'm glad you had a good time

>>75926912
i think they notice anon

>>75926871
I'm a fan too. This song makes me cri.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qgf8fYGcmk
>>75926889
Nice post. I have a 09 GT, but I get to ride in my brothers 2016 one sometimes, so nice desu. Wish I could afford one.

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i got noiseless headphones recently and ASMR vids are crazy with them on

>>75926939
No one has said anything

>>75926936
tfw failed 5/7 courses

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Time for sleep

>>75926943
Sounds neato

I have a Cutlass Supreme from 79 and it's a fuckin meme shitbarge but it's easy as balls to keep fixed up so w/e

>>75926971
not to you, that would be rude

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>>75926889
Safety and emissions regulations here are nearly nonexistent and car culture is pretty heavily rooted in the southeast so we get a lot of quick cars. No emissions testing at all in my area, need lights, brakes, tread on your tires (1 strip is fine), no dash lights and iirc a windshield to pass inspection. Pretty easy to slip somebody a couple bucks for a sticker too and the cops generally don't hassle you unless you're being a dick or they're looking for a reason to search your car for drugs.

The older I get the faster the cars seem to get. Got an unmolested s13 I'm dreaming of LS swapping and hoping to buy an 04-06 GTO by the end of this summer when I can pay cash up front for it. Insurance doubles if I'm still making payments which kinda sucks.

Siri, play Freddy vs Jason r34 ASMR

>>75926897
This is a nice post. Sounds comfy. I hope it doesn't have anything to do with the fake date post from last night

>>75926975
wish my parents didn't push me into college

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>>75926965
Is there a more forgotten character in ST than Kes?

>>75926979
nn

could really go for some thighposting 2bh

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Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3nfweteZck

>>75926979
Gn
>>75926939
Thanks
>>75926993
What fake date thing? Did something happen?

>>75926979
Pretty jealous 2bh, all the old cutlass-esque stuff here is donked out and rusted to shit.

Would daily a big old yacht anyday

>>75926994
Would rather kms than end up in dead-end minimum wage..

>>75926998
desu her voice is amazing
Balana and Kim were boring as fuck.

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Ive had a rough year, /cum/

>>75926979
night anon, sounds cool
>>75927017
Nothing, don't worry about it. Sounds like a nice date

>>75927013
stupid

>>75927023
Both were underutilized characters. Voyager never delivered on what it should have tbqh.

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Which one would be Mexico, USA, Canada?

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>>75927006
some thighposting?

>>75927013
doing his best ted cruz impression

Religion is fucking stupid. Wish trump would try to step back from it a bit.

>>75927067
ca mx us

Im behind

is it a new anime season yet or are we still in spring

>>75927075
He wants to see /cum/ anon thighs for what ever reason

>>75927084
That would be counterproductive. People vote for moral figures, not competent politicians.

>>75927103
Spring still. VERY disappointing too.

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>>75927075
Is there more

>>75927084
unironically this

There are 2,141 Mexicans in Japan

>>75927123

yah, nothing really interesting that kept my attention

at least LWA is finally getting interesting

>>75927131
(that they know of)

>>75927105
This is wrong in trump's case on so many levels. He was voted in to be a non-corrupt and competent politician. Not because of his morals. Grabbing pussies left voters unphased because they only care about him being non-corrupted.

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how can someone be so pretty

answer me

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>>75927126
i think this is her
i just have these two

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>>75927163
SILVERY

>>75927026
You'll be ok buckaroo

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Is it Real Nigga Hours yet?

>>75927104
is that still a thing?

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>>75927182

Everytime im in is RNH

>>75927154
sure thing lmao, that's why his twitter feed and rallies are massive virtue signaling farms

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>>75927182

>>75927182
Depends on your timezone nugga, rnh are 2:00am to 5:00am

>>75926867
My bad :(

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>virtue signaling farms

>>75927223
>it's only virtue signalling when leftists do it

>>75927210
3:27 right now

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>>75927241
It kind of is, leftists mostly whine about their own set of neologisms like dog-whistle politics.

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>>75927163
An actual pound of makeup

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cute

>>75927260
And conservatives often lump liberals into a box, calling them lefitsts and disregarding their arguments entirely

>>75927286
She looks like a clown with that much makeup

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STOOOOOOPPPPP

>>75926029
that's all modern games

>makeup

>>75927260
they are a bit like rick santorum fundies with a different vocabulary

>>75927293
>only conservatives do this

>>75927260
Wow, I guess the literal definition of virtue signaling doesn't matter because allegedly leftists do it more.

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>>75927293
Which leftists often do towards rightists calling them alt-right or the more common meme far-right. Hyper partisan politics are the norm.

what's a good website to start learning how to play piano? or music theory?
20 years into violin, but I doubt there's any intermediate memes

DES
PA
CITO

>>75927348
>being a dip
So you didn't understand my post?

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>>75927347
>putting words in my mouth
>>75927350
You forgot neo-cons. You also forgot the virtue signaling of the right. It goes both ways and bickering about who is more childish solves jack shit

>>75927365
I'd buy it

how do I propose to my gf /cum/

>>75927359
not sure about beginner piano, but i would recommend czerny's school of velocity and the art of finger dexterity for intermediate
hanon also has a book that's good for intermediate-advanced players, but i think the czerny studies are more effectual

>>75927397
>>putting words in my mouth
don't be dishonest, isn't that what you were implying?

>>75927441

hire a black guy to talk with her alone in a room

>>75927441
don't
make her propose to you because we live in an equal society now

>>75927441
1. Get down on one knee
2. Remove ring from pocket
3. Will you marry me?
4. ????
ezpz

>>75927441
replace your cock ring with a wedding band

>>75927441
You can't marry Taylor OR Rei, sorry to burst your bubble

>>75927441
do it during sex

>>75927446
No, it wasn't

>>75927441
>getting married
Cuck

>>75927463
It sounds easy, but it's very stressful. I suck at reading moods. I don't want 2 mess anything up because I want a yes. I'm 97% sure it will be but you never know if it's done shittily

>>75927441

So, no shitposting now.
Be sure that you want to spend your life with her. Really think about it again.
If you find out you could imagine staying with her, find some romantic location, or go to some special place (Don't know place you first met or something like that). Then follow >>75927463
Reserve some place in a restaurant to go there afterwards.
I guess that is what I would do.
You could also do something crazy, like hiring some guy with a plane to fly by with a message if your girl is that kind of person that needs something extraordinary.

>>75927474
>implying
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/12/16/japan.virtual.wedding/index.html

>>75927497
so you were responding to the cali anon who was reacting to the term 'virtue signaling' because you thought he was being dismissive toward the canadian?
or responding to the canadian (even though the guy he was responding to didn't have an argument himself)?
retard, please clarify what you mean

I want to get married desu.

Hey
I'm back you stupid sons of bitches.

>>75927639
i can't imagine it
first need a gf

I want a gf

I want all of the above
But in the mean time I'm just me

might marry a brit desu

>>75927642
Hows DANKmark?

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want a cute mestiza gf

>>75927497
i'm sorry, i didn't mean to call you a retard

>Have benadryl
>Can't sleep without it
>Run out of benadryl
>Sleep just fine without it
Placebo's a bitch

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Went on a hike today. Whatcom views>>>>>>>>>>>everything else

What are benefits of having gf

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want a cute fingol gf but they're usually taken

>>75927762
You can put benis in bagina without getring arrested or paying (upfront anyway)

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>>75927762
Left half

>>75927762
Sex, lewd handholding sex

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Alone between the sheets
Only brings exasperation
It's time to walk the streets
Smell the desperation

I feel so lukewarm about E3 this year

I hope EA's shitfest wasnt a sign of things to come

>>75927762
aside from lewd, you get comfy time

>>75927762
Thighs you can touch

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>>75927803
everything else is irrelevant
all of e3 has always been some console shitfest

YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p51wHlWY1uM

What is even the point of living /cum/? I have no friends and am living at home steadily gathering savings. I have this pipe dream that things will get better when I move out, but I am starting to doubt it and realizing it will just leave me even more isolated than I already am. Oh god what is wrong with me. I want these feels to end /cum/.

>>75927855
If you feel you have nothing to lose, why not trying and find something worth losing?

>>75927855
because death is final
there is no afterlife

all you need to know to want to keep living

>>75927803
EA's press conf last year was pretty boring too. I hope Ubisoft's press conference is a trainwreck. Only really care for Square, Bethesda, Sony and MS.

>>75927855
whats your real goal in life?

where do you want to be in 15 years regarding career, education, relationships, location?

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>>75927855
>steadily gathering savings
Take some time off, go to Thailand and catch a few STD's

>>75927762
companionship is nice. I get lonely easily, nice to be surprised and walk in the door and immediately be hugged, then spend the night cuddled on a couch watching shitty movies.

>>75927758
You guys are doing me a real anger

>>75927855
Save up money
Spend money on weed
Rinse and repeat

>>75927855
You'll always have us. /cum/ is eternal. It won't end. We cannot help you get a raise/gf/house/nice car/dream job.....but we can be there with you when you try.

If you have nothing left to lose go apeshit. Buy a onahole, use it without cleaning it, let it build up cum crusties, scrape said cum crusties off, bake them into cookies, give em to a group of people you hate.

Hell go even further.
Buy a 1960s hippie van. You know the one you can live in. Travel around as a vagrant searching for a thrill. Learn shit. Smoke weed with a grungy teen with guages. Get a handjob from a masculine bisexual chick. Call a stranger daddy.

>>75927758
pretty stunning

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>weed

>>75927949
can't cuddle with /cum/ tho

>>75927966
Now imagine if my phone didn't ha e a garbage Camera?

>>75927982
not with that attitude

>>75927898
any chance of a relationship feels completely unobtainable. It kills me inside every time I autistically fail to make conversation with someone.

not gay but would cuddle iwth a dude

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>>75928005

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>>75927982
Come find us

>>75928058
its only gay if you kiss him

and getting kissed only makes him gay, not u

>>75928067
>Liberal-Party-of-Canada-explained.jpg

Gn cum

>>75928067
Fuck clicked wrong pic

>>75928086

t. gay

>>75928023
relationships seem pretty trivial to attain with some foresight/practice
finding the right woman however seems borderline impossible to me when all gaymer girls are normally involved with someone else
if only i were born a decade later for the great advance of females into non-mobile games

>>75928058
liking cara instantly makes you gay

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>>75926867
>deathbyliberals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4siEWXsZBHM

>>75928103
nn

>>75928104
that makes me an expert on the subject

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>>75926867

gnight /cum/

>>75928218
goodnight anon

My aboriginal Taiwanese GF is the love of my life.

g9 > nn >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gn

>>75928023
i guarentee you your interactions not nearly as bad as it seems from your perspective

learn to take the first steps, and never get caught up in rejection. it'll get easier each time

>>75928218
nn

also headin 2 bed
night buds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84GEk4RUY3s

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I WANT SOME TACOS RIGHT NOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75928307
no 24/7 taquerias in MeJico?

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these jelly donut oreos aren't the best

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Just walk up to people and talk to them.
It's easy.
Finding a GF is literally the most natural thing on earth.

>>75928326
yeah but i'm too lazy and tired to go right now, why is life so painful?

>>75928360
Just sleep then what's your problem ese

Where my Cali bros at?

>footkraut single-handedly kills the thread

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>>75928578
Dominating

>>75926008
>>75926008
>>75926008

just as a reminder that this is the next thread

>general empty other than a schizo """"german""""
No bueno...

>>75928635
H-hi...

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>>75928657
u r mi besd frind nao

>>75928702
Woohooooo :D

>>75926008
>>75926008
>>75926008
Migrate to the mexicans pity edition

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