flowery twats edition
THAILAAAAAD
fuck anime
just got fired thanks
>>75925568
The so called bf.
>>75925587
but that's me???
Funny that the 'powerlifting' mongs done dare fucking show their face when they realise that actual strong lads have worked them out Lol
>>75925574
you
thairad!
... going out in style selfie ... 11 June 2017...
it was a conversation about fawlty towers that got me my first and so far only gf, both of us loved older british comedies.
Olympic rifles look so cool and futuristic
>>75925615
tragic hairline
>>75925623
>>75925629
hello poocunt
>it was a conversation about fawlty towers that got me my first and so far only gf, both of us loved older british comedies.
>>75925625
FONT
alri thailad
eating grapes
>>75925643
alri
Can't fucking wait to lamp this fucking '"""powerlifting""""" retard
>Funny that the 'powerlifting' mongs done dare fucking show their face when they realise that actual strong lads have worked them out Lol
>Can't fucking wait to lamp this fucking '"""powerlifting""""" retard
>>75925626
Yes, and expensive, but the cartridge is cheap and easy to find
i dont want to get a job lads
slept 2pm - 4pm the madman i am
>>75925624
the bit at the end of the barrel isn't cropped out and it bugs me
>>75923820
>>75923820
>>75923820
yanks need to get the fuck out of brit right now you're all permanently banned for calling that a bubbler
>>75925686
O homem mau
>>75925682
well then don't, fake autism or something and live the rest of your life on bennies
>>75925672
>match-grade ammunition
>cheap
umm no sweetie sorry x
got a pooey bum i reckon
making a trip to the privies asap
>>75925682
same
been putting applications off for TWO weeks because don't want to do interviews and assessment centres
SHART
*doo doo*
IN YOUR
*poo poo*
MART
>>75925691
what do brits call them
>>75925691
we call them bubblers too
>>75925700
.22 is less than R$1,00
Got absolutely shafted by the housemates when I told them I voted Tory
Should not have done that 2bh need all the mates I can get
>>75925695
any tips
>>75925718
jolly wolly water launchers.
>>75925686
meant 2am-4am but didnt cancel the post in time so it posted anyway REE
>>75925719
never heard that here
>being productive
>>75925709
>>75925718
only ever heard it called a drining fountain down south
>>75925732
you must live somewhere reddit like melbourne or adelaide, in queensland they are bubblers
>>75925550
antifa
>>75925722
Nobody cares what it costs in brazil sweetie
lads what are my chances of getting a decent job?
>just finished masters in STEM predicted 1st
>did a summer research internship last year
>know a programming language barely anyone uses (python)
>mediocre social skills
>>75925722
retards in NA buy out all the .22 because they think its superpowered cop killing bullets
>>75925743
lived in brisbane as a kid and back then it was a water fountain
>>75925751
>python
i'm so sorry
>>75925743
i like how reddit has become an adjective
>>75925750
Sorry but why do you engage the conversation between me and the burger?
I did not invite you
>>75925760
well you clearly lived in a very reddity part of brisbane then
>>75925718
Water fountain
>>75925751
can you work a cash register or a fryer?
>>75925751
>>know a programming language barely anyone uses (python)
mate....
lads i want to kys myself today. fuck this "life"
>>75925722
>R$1,00
>30 cents
>>75925770
>>75925778
>>75925780
>>75925587
Enjoying that cheeky bulge there
there is something there?
>>75925751
>python
python is used for statistics, bioinformatics and boring math shite
If you're into anything other than that I'm sorry you fell for a reddit meme
>>75925725
Students?
>>75925781
fuck off ryan
>>75925759
We call .22 as "kill pigeon" because is weak as fuck, that can't be that dumb...
>>75925773
I can talk when I want jungle monkey
>>75925751
You're supposed to learn C++ and Java after python.
>>75925751
>>know a programming language barely anyone uses (python)
>>75925775
you keep using that word
I do not think it means what you think it means
Are we still posting about the election lads?
>>75925794
didn't choose it desu just what my uni teaches, wish they would have done C++ or something instead
I want to work in data science
im a junki so... fuck this, i wonder what is on thi other side
>>75925807
>data science
not useless then
but do as thailad says
>>75925805
redditor detected
how unpopular is it for uni students to vote tory
here lib voters aren't really that stigmatised
>>75925800
ok then Icelandic volcano mongoloid, my city is more relevant than your nation
>>75925806
"Can I be leader of the Ra anymore?"
"Of course you can!"
"Well I wasn't before.."
>>75925795
ye
>>75925813
*intentionally misspells things*
dude im so high and drunk right now lmao fuk life
if there is nothing... well well ... i believe in reincarnarion
>>75925817
>>75925805
you're both reddit and that's okay x
>>75925806
god irish women are hideous
>>75925823
""""""City""""""
Zoo you mean
im kys-ing myslef rite now, dont stop me its my lif. see you there friends
>>75925820
Pretty unpopular, they act like you voted fucking BNP
I'll join you lads since this is the fastest tread on the board
>>75925841
there's a billion things online to help you mate, it all starts with a google search.
>>75925859
all venezuelans should be killed
>>75925864
don't you need a portfolio for it to be any use in job applications
can't work on projects properly as a neet
>>75925859
Mate why are you in 4chan and not helping your starving people to overthrow Maduro
cat just sucked my cock
my life, im going to kill mi self. dont call d police
Which one of you is this?
>>>/tv/83794978
>>75925830
you're off to a better place now lad
believe me this is a mercy
*hits you dead centre in the forehead with a palm strike instantly killing you with a concentrated chi blast to the penial gland*
you're off to Nirvana now
@skydavidblevins: BREAK: DUP has NOT yet reached any agreement with the Tories. Sky sources: Downing Street issued the wrong statement in error.
>>75925870
Just make a webpage use Github etc., but you're a long ways away from having to worry about that.
>>75925869
y tho
>>75925884
Dude its 2am there's no night guarimbas near here
>>75925895
/tv/ is dire. it's just redditors spouting memes all day
>*hits you dead centre in the forehead with a palm strike instantly killing you with a concentrated chi blast to the penial gland*
>>75925828
why did you do that then lol
>>75925830
Me too, i even follow a Christian cult based on Allan Kardec books
>>75925900
>>75925900
it is
>>75925841
just from googling "learn java"
https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-java
https://www.sololearn.com/Course/Java/
http://www.learnjavaonline.org/
https://www.tutorialspoint.com/java/
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnjava/
just from googling "learn java for programmers"
https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/155659/java-language-book-for-an-experienced-programmer
https://www.udemy.com/introduction-to-java-programming/
>>75925909
>but you're a long ways away from having to worry about that.
what do you mean by this? need a job asap desu
>>75925911
*votes for socialism again*
based chaves
>>75925917
its nothing, im a god. u 2
>>75925911
Ok then
>>75925924
apply for python jobs then, mong. you don't sound like you even know python at the career level if you're asking all these questions
>>75925924
Just take anything you can get at this stage, if it's shit it may even motivate you to develop skills to help you gtfo
!! https://youtu.be/_UVku05qk4E
>>75925943
this 2bh
>>75925943
well I can't do much else with my degree
>>75925915
We were obviously talking about the election and I thought they'd respect my democratic right to vote freely, that they were mature enough
Instead they just started calling me a Tory I don't even care about politics much
>>75925959
what is it? it can't be comp sci
>>75925911
how many CIA-bucks are you getting to overthrow Madruo
>>75925959
if you're that aimless freecodecamp might help though it's for web development not data science
>they just started calling me a Tory
GAS HIM LADS
>>75925972
physics
hate physics now wish i did comp sci
>>75925893
Police en route
thailad
the GAYEST lad
>>75925985
oi mate.. common now.
>>75925948
3 biale 3 zielone
>>75925980
You know js, css, etc. right?
need a mainstream gay superhero
>>75925973
I wish that was true
>>75925999
*waises ickel paw*
riiiite https://youtu.be/ZDvGnptkki8
>>75925998
not taught in physics degree so no
>>75925975
Honestly felt like they were about to, just several drunk people ""jokingly"" calling you a Tory twat again and again
They all do fucking meme degrees like drama and I do economics which is less so, certainly won't be lectured to on economics by lefty morons
wish i knew how to program
i spend almost every waking moment of my life on a computer and dont even know how they work
>>75926040
socialism works sweety read marx
>which is less so
kill pols https://youtu.be/j0aAiKSUzJM
just downloaded f.lux
big fan
>>75926052
You don't wanna go that way pal
>>75926054
He's not raising 75 billion in tax is what I meant, not talking about socialism or stuff like that
might get a job at international customs
would relish the chance to be able to kick rasheeds out of the country
>which is less so
>>75926065
just downloaded midget porn
big fan
might 'cide
future looks bleak
>>75926033
here's the thing, if you want to work in IT you have to understand 90% of everything you use in real life application is self taught. You've got python down so you've got a feel for syntax you simply have no choice but to go back and learn the fundamentals now.
install wamp/xampp, download a template from here: https://templated.co/ put it on local host and get to work making a funky website, you can google your way through. Stackoverflow is great and this is a google place to learn the basics: https://www.codecademy.com/
>>75926052
>>75926078
are these the same posters?
>>75926093
yes
>>75926078
that sounds like the sort of thing that should be illegal but i can't really think of any reasons why
>>75926092
>this is a google place
good place
>>75926093
yes
who graffiti here? rate bommbing https://youtu.be/FwIhr9Nwp0M
>>75926092
isn't this mostly web dev stuff
don't really want to go down that route iah
>>75926121
Yeah it is, but how are you going to be the only C++ developer in the world that doesn't know html? It's just not going to fly.
https://youtu.be/Z9pGRtP9WsI?t=10
>0:12
>"I buried paul"
what's the meaning of life /brit/
i ask here because you lads are very wise
>>75926170
to give life meaning x
>>75926170
Do you feel happy?
do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brr1PRBbc6g
>>75926170
Prefer not to say
>>75926170
cum inside vagina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnps4Hz_9S8
"anti"fa: "Agree with us, or else!"
>>75926170
life is the sum total of your experiences
attracted to a lesbian
THAILAD COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOR
>>75926136
overwhelming amount of stuff to learn then
reee
might just apply for jobs which ask for only python for now (surprisingly they do exist)
First and only time I had sleep paralysis I thought I was dying.
might buying skyrim
i got melanin in my skin
any melan in?
love watermelons
housemate lost the bin
it's nowhere to be seen
whats the elvish word for friend
Sometimes wish we would get exciting riots and whatnot in my but then I'm like naahhh we'd all shoot each other and so I go drink with my neighbors instead
>>75926170
I don't think there isn't really any and there doesn't really need to be
unless you want there to be. but even in that case there's no one answer anyway you're on this planet for 75 years just do what the hell you want and what makes you happy
then again this is from some runt on 4chan who likes to stay up really late so hey who knows
>>75926215
*shuts the door*
>>75926221
>overwhelming amount of stuff to learn then
Yeah, but you're supposed to enjoy doing it. Making a beautiful website or building a fun project is like a labour of love. At least to begin with, if you can't get into it you're a bit fucked.
>might just apply for jobs which ask for only python for now
yeh, do this and learn in your spare time.
>you will never leave a thick, gooey load on Winona Ryder's minge
>>75926170
wait for scalies to be genetically engineered
fucki it https://youtu.be/AtvawQyuTyo
love the banners
>vulgar posts on a Sunday morning
A bit of decorum wouldn't go amiss
You, polish poster, can you stop posting this videos?
It's kind of annoying
>>75926309
>>75926309
u can close your eys
>>75926309
una delicia hahahaha
THIS IS NOW A TOLKIEN THREAD
>>75926301
i recognise that bulge!
kekio
>>75926326
You rang?
You arrive in Hull
>>75926333
>>75926326
>>75926325
>>75926309
here we go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo7wMrtRuRk
>>75926346
*Hell
uma delicia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfxabSYFs88
LOVE old simpsons hate new simpsons simple as
>>75926346
while i appreciate what you're trying to do with this gimmick, i just don't see it taking off
i mean i'm willing to be proven wrong, but again i don't think i will
>>75926358
Oi
watch it sunshine less of that cheek
>>75926347
Why are they fighting each other?
funny how open borders mass immigration capitalists have been defined as centrists by publications such as the economist and the new york times
>>75926369
it's a great gimmick and it's been around for a while on the rest of the board I think
>>75926347
And this lads is an usual day her
you arrive in melbourne
>>75926381
it is?
i think women and seamen don't mix
>>75926431
is this Frankston?
>>75926431
Looks like Monrovia tbqh.
WOAH come with me now
>>75926456
think its St Kilda, you can see the herion needles if you look carefully.
laaaaaaaaaaadsssssssssss
i really need to poooooooooooo
somethings wrong with these bananas
>>75926515
I swear to god if bugs come out of this..
Why can't other countries queue
My record for wanks in a day is 5. My dick was sore for a few days after.
>>75926515
for fucks sake lily pad
>>75926372
>>75926390
why not? pank rok
feel bad for the m8s who are getting 2:2s
nite nite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RYUsLIwoEM
>>75926530
I asking you the reason of the fight motherfucker, are you idiot?
oi thailad since it's sunday and that how about doing us a cheeky stream?
>>75926552
but why
*steals your silmaril*
>>75926548
cant you see? antifa on roof, left vs right
>>75926558
because i asked you nicely
>country isn't a part of the glorious british empire again
depressedfroggie1.png
>>75926546
Night
>>75926567
See? Just like home lads
>>75926560
Wonder what its like being a god and going through your edgy teen phase?
>>75926578
>>75926519
whatever this is, it's not worth it.
>>75926568
it's a bit shit though init?
>>75926571
evil empire that should pay reparations for it's crimes in Bangladesh and Southern Africa
>>75926519
This for food lad?
>>75926616
concert
>>75926588 (cheked)
fun :3
>>75926605
yeah nah its heaps good ay
>>75926630
Oh yeah, we get some of those
>>75926519
Aesthetic
>>75926634
ask me again in an hour, shan't be doing an ama in the thread if I do though, will play a game and talk to the youtube chat.
>>75926693
what gaem?
might be getting degree classification tomorrow
>>75926719
kill yourself
>>75926732
ay yo it's comfy tho and I'm quite far in so it's difficult
>kill yourself
any dark souls man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq-3_vkmdzg
been sick for like, 3 days lads
computer
internet
groceries
tv
qt
windows
sports room
books
any food
drugs
in that order
wonder if that lad I told to kill himself killed himself
actually, no I don't
>>75926805
computer
internet
tv
food
windows
doctors
drugs
>>75926719
who do you play as
>>75926883
mario
>>75926805
Computer
Windows
Furniture
Internet
Groceries
Training room
Audio equipment
Alcohol
Doctors
Cum sack
>>75926908
boring choice
>>75926917
didn't know there was any difference at first
Come Mr. Tally man tally me banana.
don't think I'll be able to do this stream anyway, the gf has gone back to bed since she had work at 5am to 1pm
>>75926983
FONT
>>75927021
are cornwall
LADS THE GAME IS IN 3 HOURS ARE YOU READY?
don't think this is the real thailad
the real thailad has never mentioned a gf
What text to speech reader is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmrHBT5h-BA
>>75927061
>the real thailad has never mentioned a gf
hello newcunt
Any comedown man in? I'm in absolute fucking bits lads
Its 3am and I'm shitposting here
>>75927094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1TQRqfvj4k
>>75927125
FONT
>>75927125
>using utorrent
>using bluestacks over nox
>the art of manliness
state
>>75927073
didn't know thailad was a normie
think less of him now
>>75927068
LADS
>>75926805
computer
luxury furniture
internet
2 plates
books
gym
drugs
booze
doctors
i dunno the girl too i guess
too easy
>>75927125
also hello Augusto
In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
>>75927148
fucking kek
>>75927148
I have been using it for a week now
>>75927158
>>75927169
whats the point of a garage door when you can't fit a car in that street?
>>75927175
utorrent is a bit of a meme but it's legit spyware
https://www.qbittorrent.org/
Bluestacks is genuinely a bad choice though given this fantastic alternative
https://www.bignox.com/
literally never understood what torrents are or what they do
>>75927216
t. been on the internet for 5 minutes
Got a bit of a headache lads.
>>75927208
I'll try those thanks lad
>>75927216
think of it like piecing together bits of stolen shit from other people that already finished piecing together the same bits of stolen shit
been putting off having a wank all day
>>75927246
Is it the cold weather ?
>>75927216
they're a tiny file you can download in a second, you then open that tiny file from a torrent client (such as utorrent, or qbittorrent)
When you open the file inside these programs you start downloading (leeching) whatever it was you were looking for from perhaps thousands of other people's computers (they're seeding).
>>75927235
you please yourself mate, just putting it out there :)
>>75927203
lived in a house like that but the car fumes ruined everything had to park outside
i've heard that learning languages is easier when you're a child but i'm having a much easier time now with duolingo than i did in my lote classes in primary school
just found out a 2:1 is equavelent to 3.5 GPA in yankland
and a 1st (70%) is equivalent to 4.0 GPA (the maximum)
>>75927267
love the smell of new tires and gasoline 2bqh
>>75925751
Sky's the limit mate, and it was a white Americano ta
fucking pirates
>>75927289
you're using that gimmick incorrectly, dumb yank
feel like arse all the time
got blood tests done and i'm in good health
don't know what's wrong with me
just really depressed i guess
>>75927216
Hello grandma
JUST