Why do no Latinos come to Australia

if I can get a qt australian gf I might go there eventually

>>75922330
We have a saying here in the US of A: "don't look a gift horse in the mouth"

>>75922351
CHI

>>75922363
yeah I am a CHI SO WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT

>>75922330
Because its 13,000km away by boat and even Pedro isn't that desperate considering they can walk to the US which is full of brown people that speak spanish

>>75922403
CHI

>>75922526
CA

>>75922526
>>75922556
I FUCKING KNOW I AM LEAVE THE FUCK ALONE STOP BULLYING ME I NEVER ASKED FOR ANY FO THIS

>>75922570
chicANO americano

>>75922330
You got any free sunflower seeds?

>>75922330
Is that an invitation?

>>75922570
El ChicaANO señores...

There is 17,135 (2014 census) Salvadorans in Australia tho

>>75922330
It's too expensive buy a plane ticket. Only rich people and middle class retards go to other countries.

because you shoot us with eletric guns?

>>75922330
I don't like to surf and also hate hot places

>>75922330
Too SJW for our macho cultures

>>75922330
i'm going this year

i'm going there as I write this

>>75922570
CHICANO AAAAAAAAJJJJJJ

Hell, I'm onboard, mate

>>75922330
Lemme guess, brazilians and argies..

>>75923065
wow, it must be a real suffer for you living in brazil then.

>>75922330
And who said there were no latinos in Australia? From what I see on the internet it is mainly mexicans who are there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIhIlYZU85M

put another shrimp on the barbie m8

>>75923030
No, we shoot you with electric guns until you stop being Brazilian

>>75922330
They get lost trying to find Mexico.

Australian guy interrupts Mexican vlogger:
https://youtu.be/XvPOeXgssGs?t=993

>>75923151
>>75923133
>>75923106
>>75923065
>>75923014
brazilians aren't latinos
stfu retards

>>75923384
For foreigners everything from Mexico southward is latino.

I agree with you though.

>>75923384
Google Latin America.

>>75923420
i'll google your mom

>>75923425
hey, I'll ask you to stop being rude please.

>>75922816
Stfu I am a proud Chicano american. Valla con Dios hijo de perra.

>>75923266
The Latinos who are here are all Chilean or Brazilian mostly

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>>75924083
EL CHICANITO SEÑORES AJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJA

>>75922330
My best friend from childhood curently resides in Melbourne. The fucker doens't even speak english. A friend I went to uni with lives in Melbourne. A lad I went to uni with lives in Sydney. A dude I went to both highschool and uni with currently lives in Brisbane as a neet. Still can't fathom the fact that they left for Australia considering the isolation and the US and Canada pretty much offer the same thing for less hassle

Google brazilian day australia
june party

>>75923384
We're germanic, right?
What a dumb cunt

>>75924342
Being a non-mexican latino let's you slay pussy in any country given that you aren't less than a 6.5/10

>>75924466
they've told me that aussie gals are manly as hell. Sjw's everywhere, non feminine at all. Don't know if it's really true or not, but sounds like hell on earth

>>75924534
They're better looking than what most think. Although they can be pretty loud and annoying sometimes. Not someone I would marry, but I would bang.

>>75922351
>>75922356
>>75922403
I love it how the thread was aimed at latinos and CHI burgers were the first to post

LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS DE AMERICA
Kek

Too racist

>>75924534
No diría sjw pero no son muy femeninas aún cuando sean lindas.
t. Conocedor

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>>75922479
>they can walk to the US

>>75924534
No diría sjw pero no son muy femeninas aún cuando sean lindas.
t. Conocedor

>>75924083
it's vaya your stupid fagot

>>75922356
kek

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>>75922330
Spiders are scarier than guns bro

>>75923384
>>75923398
>>75923425

Brazilians -are-, in fact, latinos.

Wtf is this? Haven't talked to strangers outside work since I was like 18, can't understand this meme.

Because a plane ticket to Aus costs more than a pair of walking shoes

>>75923384
kek

>>75924534
lol

>>75925797
No, we objectively aren't. Even the US Government doesn't group us with the rest of Latin America.

Calling us Latinos is a bad meme in itself, and if you consider Brazilians latinos you're clueless about your own compatriots.

>>75925962
I consider brazil magna africa US government too has no fears about BR but had some of Argentina because it actually had white people in the past, but br is nigger race mixing central

>>75925962

Brazil is at it's core a latino country. We speak a latin language, and our culture comes from an Iberian cunt.

You can not possibly be for real.

>>75926349
So, do you think that the French consider themselves Latinos? You gotta understand that the term doesn't mean what it used to mean anymore, thanks mostly to how it's (mis)used by the Americans.

http://www.bbc.com/portuguese/noticias/2015/12/151217_brasil_latinos_tg

>>75926349
He's suffering a form of autism that forces him to use murrican definitions instead of real ones.

>>75922356
Será: "A caballo regalado, no se le mira dentadura, ese."

>>75926419
Can't do much when a country has the power to butcher a term and make it mean something completely different.

>>75926349
You do realize that Latino is short for "latinoamericano" and is basically a synonym to "Spanish-speaking brown mestizo from Mexico(or maybe Peru) that eats tacos while dancing to reggaeton", right? No sane Brazilian would ever consider ourselves Latinos 2bh. Our country has always been quite isolated and distant from the rest of the continent, we maybe only care about Argentina and Uruguay, while our rural landowners buy half of Paraguay without anyone realizing.

>>75926418
>do you think that the French consider themselves Latinos?
I cant talk for all of them, but some Spaniard and French friends I have, do. And looks like Romanians do it too.
It's really sad that burgers ignorance is spreading even among us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4MEZSmypFw

>>75926556
So you're saying that it's a matter of who is saying Latino that gives it the different meaning. Therefore, Brazil might not be Latino subjectively. But it is objectively.

>>75926717
>talks about american ignorance
>unironically thinks european latins are latinos

>>75922330
We have, they're called Filopinos.

>>75925979
Apparently there was a huge conspiracy that the U.S helped fund all the retarded governments in Argentina, so that they would never be like us. We need poor dumb neighbors in the South. I don't think the U.S will ever see Brazil and Argentina as threats.

>>75926418

You're delusional if you think I give much of a fuck tbqh. Brazil is a latin country, and no amount of butthurt from you or whatever americans say is going to have any sort of impact on that.

>>75926419

Either underage, or some insanely stupid faggot tbqh.

>>75926556

The country has never been isolated, nor distant. I see lots of butthurt, loads of more(historic) butthurt and football mouthwhoring. Though I have no fucking idea where your little cracra comes from, I gotta tell you: Get help.

>>75926837

It is in both ways.

>>75926556
Well technically speaking you guys are mestizos + mulattos. The Spaniards didn't have a love for Africans the way the Portuguese did hence why they preferred the native injuns. You guys speak a Latin language from Iberia. Latin language speakers from Europe are not Latinos they are Europeans because they are from Europe it's as simple as that. Brazillians are considered more exotic because Americans think of you guys as tri-racial people, so they are more cautious to throw you in with the others.

too long of a swim

>>75925385
>chicanos are obsessed with fences