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Here's forty shillings on the drum,
to all who'll volunteer to come,
to 'list and fight the foe today,
over the hills and far away

o'er the hills and far away,
through Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
King George commands and we obey,
over the hills and far away.
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>>75918540
And did those feet in ancient time,
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here,
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my Bow of burning gold;
Bring me my Arrows of desire:
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my Chariot of fire!

I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Jerusalem,
In Englands green & pleasant Land.
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I came to claim my free anglo boyfriend!
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take my drum to England,
hang it by the shore,
strike it when your powder's running low.
If the Dons sight Devon,
I'll quit the port of heaven,
and drum them up the channel as we drummed them long ago.
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BRITS OUT
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>>75918721
Implying you weren't Brits back then instead of the human zoo you are now.
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Hello traitors.
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boobies
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BASED DUP
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Ay lads
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Let's go DUPping mental
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where are the brit boys?
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need a bf
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https://cytu be/r/britshit
https://cytu be/r/britshit
https://cytu be/r/britshit

put a dot between cytu and be
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Want this cute doggo from Battersea dogs home.
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trying to do a sex wee
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>>75923705
im prostituting myself and still no one will join my gay channel
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Backwards, violent, homophobic, religious cretins have no place in modern Britain
DUP out, refugees in
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>>75923726
Did he fit it in his arse?
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>>75923739
Ass*
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>>75923735
jokes on you sweetie the DUP are in ireland not britain x
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real bigga hours who tf up
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https://cytu be/r/britshit

join so we can put on a film or sumat
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>>75923735
don't think anyone here would stand up for DUP m8, only 80 year old paleororkes would
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>>75923732
Do you use coinbase to buy btc? Don't know what's the best site for Canadians

Also I got fucked by dgb.
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>>75923772
I went to the league final game and it was just 'Tube link
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>>75923779
eh

just join the click the link waht u chatting
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>>75923795
DELET THIS
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babestation
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>>75923795
wtf I hate Japan now
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>>75923792
meant for
>>75923785
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>>75923716
have you done it lad?
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Screen just went orange
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Ready to take down the capitalists, tovarishchi?
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>>75923795
haha bants
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https://cytu be/r/britshit
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>>75923795
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just saw riley reid do a big wee
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pirate scumbags
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>>75923912
why is she showing her ass
what is there to show ?
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>>75923901
Does Kev know he's a meme?
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why do brits call coffee tea?
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reeeEEEEEEE
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aw man i'm a meme
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Why do all Americans dress like this?
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>BONER
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>>75923979
i don't dress like that
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>>75923962
we're a mad bunch us
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtWJu2u8dFo

tune
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why does not a single person want to watch a film
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>>75923802
good lad
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>>75923931
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58a2f3a69d1c8&t=55
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>>75924008
neck yourself, you gay kike bastard
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what does it mean when russians say 'opa'
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>>75924023
russian version of "phwoar"
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ㅈ령럐 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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who london here
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THE KOREAN GF
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>>75924020
do you like me
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>>75924054
here
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>>75924067
opa
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>>75924073
where
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car attack in amsterdam today

5 injured

nobody's heard about it
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>>75924042
how do you know this
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>>75924089
im not him im a different person
im not a virgin
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>>75924116
wew
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>>75923841
Please do not post that dirty anti-semite here
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Just gonna pop over to Busan, you want owt?
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>>75924095
Hampstead
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>>75924134
peng. are you an oil baron

such a lovely area
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>>75924115
you don't?
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hate the '3 men walked into a bar' archetype
more often than not it's just americans wanking themselves off
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>you walk past at least 1 4chan user a day

weird
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>>75924123
met her in shinjuk when i was in jap
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australia is an extension of britain and we can therefore be patriotic for britain while retaining our australian culture
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>>75924144
No haha I live with my dad who's a lawyer
Where do you live?
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So an Irishman walks out of a bar
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felix argyle
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>>75924201
bit bent
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You arrive in High Wycombe
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Britain is saved
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>>75924222
cute
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is there any way to make all the cartoon people in duolingo white?
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>>75918540
wew, some newfies released a song that was based on that, talking about the >900 Newfoundlanders who led and died in the first charge of the Somme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knxR-Q2VoBE

Two recruiting sergeants came to the CLB,
for the sons of the merchants, to join the Blue Puttees
So all the hands enlisted, five hundred young men
Enlist you Newfoundlanders and come follow me

They crossed the broad Atlantic in the brave Florizel,
And on the sands of Suvla, they entered into hell
And on those bloody beaches, the first of them fell

So it's over the mountains, and over the sea
Come brave Newfoundlanders and join the Blue Puttees
You'll fight the Hun in Flanders, and at Galipoli
Enlist you Newfoundlanders and come follow me

Then the call came from London, for the last July drive
To the trenches with the regiment, prepare yourselves to die
The roll call next morning, just a handful survived.
Enlist you Newfoundlanders and come follow me


The stone men on Water Street still cry for the day
When the pride of the city went marching away
A thousand men slaughtered, to hear the King say
Enlist you Newfoundlanders and come follow me
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>that'll be $237 plus tip
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>>75924284
also, holy shit most pre ww1 newfoundlanders nly had most likely seen less than 300 or so people in their lives due to how isolated the fishing outports were
my dad's mom's side from a ~100 person outport on the northern peninsula
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>>75924284
not enough died imo
>>75924318
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powerpoint pic edit makes me look aesthetique as fuk
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not feeling good lads
Did a cheeky self harm earlier haha
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>>75924345
woman
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finished uni a few weeks ago
now my mum's telling me it's time to look for a job
no friends, can't drive, khv, never had a job, shit social skills, no connections
i'm fucked lads
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>>75924345
nooo x
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>>75924355
no don't bully
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>>75924375
kek'd
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>>75924356
welcome to the real world
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*flops dick onto the thread*

how's about THAT
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>>75924345
what kind of self harm? i used to cut my arm and even used to burn it until i heard horror stories about burns getting infected so badly that the limb has to be amputated
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>>75924369
Me and the lads in Thailand :)
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>>75924394
what do i fucking do?
i'm shit scared
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>>75924396
usually cut the arm and stab it with a pair of scissors
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>>75924356
>>75924411
get a job
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>>75924411
Feel like I know you desu what was your degree?
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>>75924417
i don't have a clue what job
nothing has ever interested me and i'd probably instantly get fired for being quiet or something
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>>75924396
some australians have cool accent. are you one of that few, that happy few, that band of brothers
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>>75924411
be free

be your own man

make your own decisions
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>>75924428
history
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>>75924411
get a temp job
save some dosh
move to Asia or South America
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>>75924450
why
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hmm
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>>75924436
have been told i sound english by some, american by others

not sure what to believe, although i hate the sound of my own recorded voice, but then everyone does
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>history
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>>75924464
only thing i was good at
didn't even want to go to uni really, mum made me
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thought May said she was going to resign if she didn't get a majority

what happened to that? is she just another lying, two-faced woman with no sense of honor or moral fortitude??
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>>75924447
that's the problem
would rather just be assigned a job no questions asked
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>>75924470
ok
have you heard of the youtube penguinz0
well he does podcasts sometimes
in those podcasts theres an australian
he has a cool australian accent
just posted a random recent one for example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-zjT7-iWss
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I know you can read my thoughts, boy
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>>75924505
CHOWDER
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>>75924450
you fucking idiot lmfao
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are babs
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>>75924452
>move to Asia or South America
too much of a sperg for that
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>>75924465
normie may
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>>75924493
the whole elections been a travesty sweaty this is just symptomatic x
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>>75924502
I'll assign you a job
managing and owning a fast food franchise
that's your ambition now
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to have a cigarette or not to have a cigarette

been over a month since i last had one
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>>75924523
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>>75924541
nah
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>>75924541
don't, t. smoker with trouble quitting
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>>75924433
any job
you won't get fired for being quiet

the longer you leave it the worse it'll get
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>>75924452
What posesses one to move to Asia?
No offence but to me it seems like a disgusting place
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>>75924502
i don't have the answers. i'm a 30 year old neet

but if i had a degree and any modicum of ambition i would try to get a starting position at a local company and slowly work my way up over the course of my life, buying a house in the countryside and living a quiet comfy life. maybe getting married and having kids if i got lucky enough to find a woman that isn't a conniving whore
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>>75924546
i do history too
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>>75924533
sounds like way too much pressure
>>75924557
hmmm
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NOTHING wrong with a history degree
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>>75924565
any idea what you'll do after uni?
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>>75924450
Take the train up to Newcastle and intern for Lindybeige
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Hey Britainstan, I'd really appreciate some legitimate advice on how to improve my home country

>>75915251

Thanks guys
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>>75924503
that guy actually sounds pretty similar to me

also been made fun of by yank m8s for the way i pronounce the o in words like "no" and "show" the same way he does
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>>75924560
was sick of it back home, needed a total clean break
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>>75924581
mebbe forces or merchante navy
>>75924592
then i like you
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also graduated 2 weeks ago and have not started looking for jobs yet
science tho and did a summer internship last year
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>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
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>>75924596
>merchante navy
rarr stop pushing this meme
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>>75924588
don't like diaspora so i won't be giving any
simple as
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>tfw going back to school with free tuition in September
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>>75924604
what do you mean
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>>75924554
the thing is i never set out to quit i just stopped doing it and over a month later here i am
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>>75924613
You racist or something bruv?
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>>75924631
not racist just don't like them
simple as
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>>75924622
loads of people end up getting stuck with no job
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Housemate goes out at 5:30 every morning and dunno what she does
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>>75924642
not if you do it with a company that takes on cadets after 3 years course
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>>75924650
does she return back quickly? probably early work or something
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>>75924284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Bsb-8pxG8

Love Great Big Sea
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>>75924650
i watched The Garden of Words yesterday and by that film's logic she goes out to fraternize with guys half her age
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Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 45% (+5)
CON: 39% (-3)
LDEM: 7% (-)
UKIP: 3% (+1)

(via @Survation / 10 Jun)
Chgs. w/ GE2017

how DOES she do it lads
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>>75924650
>>75924662
>>75924664
dont care
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Tried to convince my mum that other European powers including the British Empire were just as, if not worse then the Nazi regime and she went ruddy BALLISTIC lads, spat straight facts as well and she wouldn't have a bar of it. Quite ignorant if I do say so myself.
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>>75924662
Nah sometimes not back til 6pm or later
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>>75924659
prepare your CV then haha everyone wants one of those

autonomous ships are coming in the future too by the way
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>>75924676
try and convince me
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>>75924676
without british empire your country wouldnt exist fucking slut
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>>75924650
Prozzie
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>>75924676
>implying colonialism is bad
>implying the Nazis did anything wrong besides losing
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>>75924666
tories on suicide watch
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just got a ringing noise in 1 ear and its not going away haha
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Having tea with the queen tomorrow. Wish me luck lads
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Do you freaks really live with random people who you aren't friends with?

Why would you do that?
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>>75924717
Font
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>>75924717
you've never had to live in a house share?
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>>75924676
True

Genocide death camps and all
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My socks are all dirty, lads :/
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hope I haven't developed tinnitus haha then I will have to get myself down to the train tracks to suicide immediately
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>>75924731
>you've never had to live in a house share?
ummm no sweetie, brits are the only autists to do this
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>>75924710
Good luck
Me I have to drive three hours to Cornwall then back
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>>75924694
He never said otherwise just that it was evil
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>>75924686
>autonomous ships
literally will never happen

somebody will have to be on the ship

for defense from pirates and insurance purposes
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>>75924746
I had to live in one for like 2 years
just moved back home with mummy in the end because it was so shit
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>>75924744
hope you have
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>>75924741
Fuck off bent twat stop ruining the threads
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>>75924596
>mebbe forces or merchante navy
good luck
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>>75924731
I lived in a house with my mates in uni
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>>75924766
now does this count as one image or 9
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>>75924686

>wot r aeroplanes
mong
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>>75924783
thats just how she posted it
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>>75924778
I lived with 1 mate and 3 other random people including girls which was much worse
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>i speak to girls
virgin
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>>75924796
Why though? Why would you choose to live with randoms?
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>>75924819
Fuck off normie
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>>75924819
not really any option other option
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>>75924819
you have to do it when starting off in a big city
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>>75924562
doubt i'll ever be able to move out let alone get a country house
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>>75924831
>>75924839
1 or 2 bedroom apartments are pretty common
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https://www.motor1.com/reviews/147928/2019-vw-arteon-first-drive/
what a fucking peng car
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>>75924856
And if you can't afford one?
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hipster food annoys me
like just cook it yourself at home ffs
learn a skill
https://youtu.be/wqDaZsgR5zg

the "deconstructed" shit is even worse
I'd just leave if a server put this on my table
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really need a job

you uni runts have no idea how easy you have it
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>>75924856
well be prepared to shell out 60% of your salary
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Tfw perfect level to be using the stupid fucking lefty cunts voting habit
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>>75924894
Rent a house with your friends

Move in with mummy because you're a broke wanker who isn't an adult yet
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>>75924867
utterly horrific taste

>the city of you

lmao'ing
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>>75924915
i hated uni, but i miss it already
the thought of looking for a job, getting yelled at by some cunt boss and working long hours for shit pay makes me ill
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>>75924935
And if you have no friends in the city and/or live hundreds of miles from your parents?
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>>75924935
>Rent a house with your friends
hm heard of people saying this but it sounds like a logistical nightmare, how do you even set about doing that
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>>75924856
not a billionaire sorry
could barely afford even a cheap shared house in Toronto with 5 ppl
rent for a shit apartment in my town in northern York region was still like $1500 a month at least
>>
>>>/tv/83788028
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>>75924970
Wonder what it'd feel like to suck phimolad's restricted willy
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>>75924988
delete
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>>75924913
some people come to the restaurant to have an adventure

nobody's going to force you to not go eat at McDonald's or Pizza Hut.
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>>75924952
1 bedroom apartment

>>75924954
Everyone does it in uni. We were 5 lads in a house. Good times.

>>75924961
How in the fuck were you paying $1500 a month for a shared house. How is that even possible?
>>
>>75924988
like a waterballoon about to burst
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>>75925001
love this image
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star wars battlefront 2 trailer and gameplay looks amazing

moving into a new era of gaming lads
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Wouldn't share a house with a Canadian if my life depended on it.
>>
hate my life 2bh
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>>75925033
I wasn't but that's how much rent for a single apartment would cost in my hometown
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>>75925042
sounds fun
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>>75925057
me too haha
feel like i betrayed my younger self
>>
looking at a pic of me and my ex kissing

really miss her desu
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>>75925054
No one asked
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>That'll be $500 plus tip
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*enters the thread*

which one of you bitches wants to dance?
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>mfw white people still exist
>>
got a furious erection and don't even want to wank
no porn in the world can compare to the gf, I want to fucking die
>>
janny's going to have a heart attack when he wakes up and looks at the report queue
>>
used to work two full-time jobs haha

it wasn't the work that bothered me, it was realizing that i'll never be happy
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>>75925069
it was
>>
just had a heart attack haha
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>>75925049
won't even dare to touch a FPS game again
don't want to become an addicted useless slob
>>
>>75925130
did you break up with the gf?
>>
>>75925049
*does a watch*
yeah not bad
>>
>>75925142
lol
>>
anyone else here completely losing it?
>>
>>75925147
yet you ended up as a communist cretin
>>
really wish i was a strapping young southern baptist seminarian
>>
I know a lot of you may never experience shit like this but fucking government cunts trird to force me back to my room and stop my protesting
>>
>>75925179
*yawns loudly at you*
>>
love southern gospel music
love fried chicken and sweet tea
love women in skirts
hate alcohol and sunday shopping simple as
>>
>>75925152
no she's on an internship for 2 months
imagine the state of my insecurities
>>
fuck off
>>
>>75925195
na
>>
think my cat just saw a dog for the first time in her life
>>
>>75925161
Me haha
>>
>>75925162
fake news
>>
>>75925204
had to rescue my cat from a dog that was smaller than him the little runt haha
>>
>>75925204
pics x
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>>75925193
>>75925130
FONT
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>>75925233
what does nt mean? normie trash?
been asking this for months
>>
have any of you aimless lads ever considered one of those work programs where you work on a farm somewhere in exchange for room and board? learn some good skills in the process.

or even becoming a Mennonite or a monk or somehting
>>
>>75925239
FONC
>>
>>75925193
where's the internship?
probably fucking big (insert foreign ethnicity) cocks daily
>>
Unironically just get back to mine after fighting with the police

Flabby pansy cunts think they can rule my life. Would love any of these fucking overweight cunts to step up to me 1v1
>>
just watched a webm of some niggers beat down some fat feminists

was EXTREMELY satisfying
>>
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did a job quiz lads

recommendations included things to do with safety and the environment
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>>75925222
same but the cat shit on my arm hahah
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MEROWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>75925239
neurotypical
>>
>>75925240
you have to be a likeable normie that gets on well with people and is interesting

this is not me
>>
love cats
hate dogs
not rasheed just don't like em
>>
>>75925240
considered it yeah
pretty daunting though, wouldn't know where to go
>>
>>75925257
Vid?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFA6hxfnVjM
w e t
n o s e
>>
>>75925262
jewish lies

here's your real result: do something that has to do with danger and industry
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>>75925251
the US but latinos are the ones getting internships now so it's not yanks I fear
it's exotic, big hispanic cocks
>>
>>75925262
link? did a finish uni 2 weeks ago and think i want to do data science but dunno
>>
>>75925240
is the farm thing called WWOF or something
>>
>>75925240
have given fleeting thoughts to picking fruit in northern queensland or around darwin
would be fun, get lots of qt foreign backpackers and earn a decent amount
>>
>>75925289
DES
POS
ITO
>>
Just came to the realization that students who attend New York University live in discounted student residences literally in the city. Pretty nice.
>>
Find it fucking hilarious that literally none of the 'hard cunts' from the army don't fucking dare challenge me
>>
>>75925270
thanks
so basically normie trash. Huh
>>75925318
pa*
despacito
I'm noticing this song is bigger in anglo countries than here
>>
>>75925289
where in the US? can't be too expensive to fly over for a visit, maybe even a boat trip
also read something about a statehood referendum for PR, what's happening with that?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlHmCn1Xm-I
>>
>>75925328
none of them do not challenge you?

you get challenged all the time?

sounds rough desu
>>
Watching the latest episode of The Met lads. Howling at the fat arsed Copper who can barely jog
>>
where's thailad
>>
>>75923699
love this
>>
>>75925294
idk I've seen lots of programs
for a time I considered going to work on a farm in Ireland and marrying a fat Irish girl
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>>75925357
good series. bit of a grim episode though
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>>75918540
anony jak sie zabije to będe w lepszym świecie? a może nic już nie ma tam późnjiej? jeszcze dopije piwo i huj. wierze w drugi świat, do zobaczenia tam.
>>
>>75925339
>where in the US?
afraid of the dox but it's in new england. Might have to save up and do that in July or something
>also read something about a statehood referendum for PR, what's happening with that?
it'll happen in June 11, it's non legally binding so Congress will use it to clean their bumholes
4 million dollars down the drain
>>
>>75925389
fuck off janusz
thought brexit happened?
>>
Benders in the british army think they're hard because they're good at running away from strong people LOL
>>
want to see what puerto looks like
>>
>>75925338
absolute newcunt
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i'm tired
>>
nouveau fil quand???
>>
>>>>75925403
sucks, im goin to kill my sellf. im doing thisfrom my born. what do you think, is there something there?
>>
>>75925403
lol
>>
slim chance anyone here goes outside but did anyone go to the demon dayz festival in kent?
>>
yet another day off tomorrow
getting a bit worried now
might go get a massage today
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>I go out
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>>75925449
not i
>>
im ded https://youtu.be/smWVKR_LYjs
>>
didnt knooooow
it was possible to feel
so alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKmc5FjX3GU
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fuck you life!
>>
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>>75925395
fuck me it's about $500 minimum to boston. state of U.S. airlines. maybe get to florida and drive if you've got time to blow?
sounds like they just want to mandate for statehood tbf
>>
I went through the fucking gay 'hazing' of the bent cunts drive past me saying I had to bring a chair from Witherspoon's to be """"accepted""""


Guess what? It's a load of fucking bollocks by weak cunts who are jelly that I can press more than they can as soon as I stopped their fucking stupid 'team building' fucking bollocks
>>
>>75925425
>out
https://youtu.be/a5PD0Yy1o1E
>>
making an arrangement
>>
Good morning lads, fuck IRA
>>
a monkey is here
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>>75925550
>>75925550
>>75925550
nu
>>
>>75925417
>maybe get to florida and drive if you've got time to blow?
might try that, but I've never done a road trip like that. With the current state of my erection I'm up for anything though
>sounds like they just want to mandate for statehood tbf
most people here absolutely do, but Congress? They really don't want that, it doesn't benefit them at all, much less the republican party
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