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Canada USA México

Saturday night indoors crying and drinking alone edition

continued from >>75909325
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I NEED

A CUTE JEWISH GF

LIFE IS UNFAIR
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nothing better than cute Asian girls with cute feet and leg hair
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No need to be upset you know

You can always just wank to the thought of having one, it's just as good
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REALLY want to eat a girls ass right now buds
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really love the smell of alcohol withdrawal sweats
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Buying used panties
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oNDqsjLe9M


When will you visit Taiwan?
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YOU GAY ASS PUNK ASS FAGGOT ASS BITCH ASS NIGGER
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>>75918203
You're cuter.
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>>75918247
I want to eat out a swarthy grill

Do they taste more like shit
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>>75918417
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>>75918247
so do it
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really want some weed lol
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>>75918445
You're not a darkie. Don't do this to yourself.
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>>75918584
really want to eat some booty like groceries
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>>75918603
it's pretty hot not gonna lie
when you force your tongue through her anus muscle and start feeling the soft and warm insides of her colon
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>>75918584
Just go buy some
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BERTOLTO
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>>75918627
really hope she cleaned it before you did that
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>>75918628
weedfaggot is not around unfortunately. Really wish I had more than 1 connect
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cum lol
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>>75918705
make some connections, you know just talk to people
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>>75918683
who gives a literal shit lol
just succ the shit out of her ass if it need be
when i see a cute anus i just have to give it a licc

think i told about that one korean taekwondo black belt before
she had something fucked up in her head anyway she would sleep so hard i could eat her ass for hours and she wouldn't wake up, was some good shit
even recorded videos of me spreading her ass and all, corean didn't even flinch
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>>75918760
yea, but approaching randoms for weed is awkward. I asked my guy if he could hook me up with someone else for the weekend but he never responded : (
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Saw a Canadian bare butt today
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I asked someone out today and she actually said yes.

I masturbated seven times today after that. My dick hurts.
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>>75918825
Knock on his door or meet him in public somewhere and tell him you're in a emergency and pay him extra for the disturbance, he won't say no for an extra ten dollars

If he actually doesn't have any then apologize and try to befriend him but don't make it obvious
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Thoughts???
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>>75918920
nice
when and where?

we can help you lose your virginity
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Alri lads. Hows your evening boys?
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where's thurston? he has a picture of my left nut i want
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>/bant/ released
>/cum/ dead eversince

hmmm
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>5pm is almost here
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mexico trying to be anglo is very pathetic go take a shower first
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>>75919256
>5 PM was 3 hours ago
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>>75919357
>2001 was 28 years ago
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>>75919424
Yeah, it sure was
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Just had that one McDonalds meal where you get two burgers and fries, buds
Haven't eaten anything else all day because I'm a brainlet who's too lazy to go grocery shopping
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im drunk and its only 19:00hrs jeje, i miss my family my ex gf, everything is going downhill, i didnt expect my life to be like this
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>28 was 2000 years ago
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>>75919494
looked at thumbnail, won't bother

why do muslims burn everything they hate, though?
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>>75919586
I know that feel anon
>tfw dumped by ex gf but miss her and kind of regret it
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>>75919626
Meant to say
>dumped my ex gf
Kind of wish I didn't though
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>>75919662
get a new one lol
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Bonsoir
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>>75919761
not a fan of anime
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should do a watch of a movie
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i'm the best driver in the world.

>>75918056
wew lads that's a bit dark.
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>>75920003
good night girl gamer
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>>75919761
salut, pédale
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>im not a fan of anime
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Alright /cum/ I'm leaving now. We had some good times together but now we must go our separate ways.
Goodbye
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>>75919494
b-b-but you're not allowed to curse in Islam
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>>75920110
me
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see ya tmr namefag
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had a bad case of >tfw no gf lately
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>>75920244
>iktf
i really wish i had a gf, i need a hug rn
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Why is mexican music so good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWSAEGMPXT8
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One hour left for me to decide if I want to go out today or not
What do you say buds?
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>>75920244
It's so hard to find a really good gf as well. One you can truly just "be" with and have fun passively without having to put effort in.
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well E3 was a fucking train wreck
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>>75920365

the worst is over, bud

it can only go up from here
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>>75918155
this, I REALLY want to impregnate and marry a jewish girl, i just love them. when i was younger there was some jewish girls at my school and all of them were very nice to me and they were beautiful also. my god i was stupid back then. i wish i could back in time and try to make her my girlfriend
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the only video game i need.

with a 20$ controller adapter you don't even need a gamecube to play anymore.
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Taleworlds is gonna give us a release date for Bannerlord, r-right?
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>>75920365
It was to be expected
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>>75920346
go out, im going out myself, saturday its the only day i can allow myself to go find some slut and fug
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>>75920365
what did EA announce?
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>>75920466
Alright bud, I guess I'll go
Have fun by the way
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>>75918054
how does this make you feel?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496993003027.webm
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>>75920571

2 bombs werent enough
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497031248570.webm
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>>75920571
It makes me feel really awkward but at the same time I feel turned on by how disgusted I am
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>>75920616
>>75920669
and this?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497031434534.webm
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>>75920669
>not just laughing at it
What's wrong with you bruh?
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>>75920694

>not blocking that punch despite its long windup

deserved it
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>>75920665
Why Trump supporters behave like that? I mean Christ! Have they forgotten their manners
>and no whataboutism please
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>>75920694
>Punching a autistic
He's the autistic one
>>75920697
I'd laugh and I'd also ask for her number
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>F*nland
shant
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which insult is most hurtful?

1. ameriburger
2. americlap
3. amerifat
4. amerishart
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>>75920694
thanks for sharing, me and my friend giggled mightily
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As an Italian citizen and descendant of Spaniards and Italians can I ask you American mestizos to stop appropiating European History? not a single legionaire had your stupid fat injun face, you're embarrasing yourselves
>"oh yeah Ill show dem libs WE WUZ ROMANZ ESE "
STOP
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What's up with all those armenians in California?
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497098760262.webm

>>75920879
amerishart
amerifat
americlap
ameriburger

in that order
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>>75920930

this amerishart is so amerifat that he americlaps at the thought of ameriburger
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>>75920909

dont think Ive ever seen an armenian here
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business idea: purchase reddit
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>>75920376
oh no, we still got more console faggotry and the PC gamers show
that shit cringekino
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Wait... You DID remember to bring condoms, right?...
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>>75920959
you're dead to me
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>>75920495
jack and shit
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better idea:

purchase quebec to infuriate leafs even farther
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>>75921005
lmao
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>>75920994

well its E3, what else were you expecting
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>>75921005
But we didn't use them last night?
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>>75920959
i could go for a proper ameriburger desu

question: why didn't the US ever get a "german quebec"? considering how many germans immigrated
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>>75921069

we enforced an 'integrate or die out' culture when they arrived here
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>>75921086
are we the fascists...
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>bitcoin price just keeps rising
as soon as i buy it itll crash i just know
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What's it like getting fucked in the mouth?
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>>75921009
even better idea
annex canada
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>>75921009
>purchase quebec to infuriate leafs even farther
take those leeches for free

>>75921199
alri croatia
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>we now own at least 45% of the canadian landmass

excellent...
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>>75921069
Because the UK guaranteed the French Canadians the right to practice their faith and use their language in order to prevent a rebellion.

The American government on the other hand used WW1 as an excuse to close virtually all German-speaking schools, publications and other institutions. At the height of anti-German sentiment there were even documented public lynchings and thousands of German-Americans were put into internment camps during WW2.

Lots of German-Americans stopped using their language, changed their names and claimed another heritage. For example the Trump family claimed to have Swedish origins up until very recently.
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why is nature so great?http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496692176573.gif
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http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/quebec-s-unemployment-rate-lowest-since-1976-1.3450848
http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/woe-is-calgary-unemployment-rate-remains-the-worst-in-canada
ayy
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so once trump announces the american colonization of mars, what will our mars bros be like?


i know im going
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>>75921275
Why would Trump colonize Mars? Trump even cut the NASA budget, lmao. Are you people still this delusional about him?
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NEVER trust a kraut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv1yZ6tq3mY
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nasa and colonizing mars are not important
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>>75921336
uh, no he didnt
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4336244/Trump-NASA-rare-consensus-mission-Mars.html
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>>75921356
yes it is, if chinks reach mars before we do I'm going to flip
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>>75921273
delet
once oil comes back watch out
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>>75921399
>calls us welfare leeches
>proceeds to have worst unemployment rates than an eastern province somehow
no i hate albertans
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tfw no English wife who can't cook
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>>75921385
theres already a date set by NASA
plus chinks are nowhere near mars
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https://youtu.be/y0ss6gCPNs4
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>>75921356
fuck this gay earth
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>>75921426
>wanting a bong wife
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Queen of /cum/
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>>75920365
It's EA. It'll naturally be poor outside of Titanfall 2.

With MS they'll probably drop the ball by having nothing to play on the Scorpio and the only things I'm looking forward to from Bethesda are Evil Within 2 and a new Wolfenstein.
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>>75921546
who is that person?
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>>75921428
honestly nasa is just a big pile of wasted money

can't even think of anything important they did in the last decade
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Canadian citizens

Do you feel culturally closer to UK or USA?
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496876830855.webm
>>75921546
out
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>>75921581
The gf
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>>75921546
I am LMM
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I had a weird dream where taylor swift was taking me and other people on a bus to a run down facotry where I thought she was going to sell us for crack or something. The whole time she was crying and shaking like she was on coke withdrawals, with mascara running from her eyes

I wonder what it meant
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So tell me what kind of boy are you John?
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>>75921581
cara delevingne
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name's not john
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>>75921605
IT'S AN UGLY PLANET, A BUG PLANET
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>>75921610
Proofs?
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496877789447.webm
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>>75921581
Looks like a prime example of a coalburner
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>>75921593

https://www.engadget.com/2017/06/07/astronomers-einstein-stars-warp-light/

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2016/nsf-s-ligo-has-detected-gravitational-waves/
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>>75921656
I'm getting a degree in African Cultural Studies at my local community college
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>>75921659
Stupid ass animal.
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>>75921674
They be rayciss n shieet man, what has nasa ever done for the negros?
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>>75921679
>not abo
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>>75921659

fucking roos
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>>75921679
Community colleges are the ultimate redpill
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>>75921593
well theyve seen like theyre getting their shit together recently, so i have hope
on the other hand we have Musk so were getting to mars either way
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>>75921423
it was so fucking predictable

that's the part that always infuriated me about oil monkeys

If it were a country/province/state such as the Netherlands, California, etc. that were constantly being pretentious unbearable fucking cunts at us because "muh economy is better than yours", then at least I would have to concede that they indeed have bragging rights, seeing as those places have solid industry and infrastructure. But Alberta is L I T E R A L L Y just having a small population on a huge pool of oil, and having Canadian capital finance a huge amount of the infrastructure and workforce necessary for its exploitation. It's so fucking ridiculous that people could somehow become cuntish just because they happened to be born in a place which happens to have lots of oil. And then of course they managed to completely fuck it up, which is remarkable. It's literally 3rd-world-tier how they managed to fuck up so badly. EVEN FUCKING GULF ARABS, i.e. literally subhuman monkeys, managed to have a little more forethought and provide themselves with actual industry and infrastructure. Albertans on the other hand were content just bitching endlessly about Quebec like the fucking worthless pieces of shit they are.
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>>75921696
dayum nigga......das deep nigga....wez been bildin dat shieeet like two fouzind yeers go n deese wypipo jus starded dayum nigga we wuz kangz
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>>75921696
honestly how the fuck can anyone take him seriously?
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>>75921659
me as the kangaroo
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>>75921696
man y u put dat roket on der, dat wun da wite man dat wuz us who got to dat der moon
WE WUZ ASTRONOTS N SHIEEEEET
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>>75921733
literally could not have said it better

though replace quebec with "most eastern provinces"

then again we're frogs so we're worse
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It's raining
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>>75921740
do you know anyone that does?
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>>75921773

GIB
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>>75921773
hugs
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>>75921777
He had a sold out talk at my uni
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>>75921799
grim
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>>75921787
>>75921798
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/859056392916803584
Woah
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>>75921825
Which state? Looks comfy.
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can't get the straw into my can of wd40
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>>75921833
secret
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>tfw reading up on psychosis and thinking I low-key want it just to justify being unstable and to get the attention I crave
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matched with a qt black girl on tinder

should i go for that booty?
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>>75921825
looks like a pretty nice place to live
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>>75921843
The poster who posts that toad has mentioned Oregon, so I'm assuming you're him and are from Oregon
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>>75921844

https://psychcentral.com/disorders/histrionic-personality-disorder-symptoms/
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>>75921866
wear your best timbs
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>timbs
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>>75921827
ssssssshheeeeeeiiiiiittttttt
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>>75921888
close but I don't wanna be the center of attention irl at least
I don't think I'll ever know what's wrong with me
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Going to the vape store, you guys want anything?
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i was thinking about how sad i am for blonde people who managed to not also have blue eyes
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>>75921872
Gonna be bad for the strawberries though
Happened last year too where it rained a lot in June
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>>75921927

a gf
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>>75921927
lemme get uuuuhhhhhh some clouds please
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>>75921927
Apple
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chair has developed quite the squeak
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>>75918957
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Denmark fag and kraut
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>californian taste
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cut myself shaving
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>conneticut opinions
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>>75921988
26 years old and have never shaved
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>california opinions
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>>75921967
LOL seriously good one man like forreal hahaha
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>>75921605
If ants had the capacity for thought, what would they think of us? Would we be like gods to them?
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>slavs
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496177191432.webm
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>quebec
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>>75922015
need me a girl like this..
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>>75922024
they'd probably start a norse religion involving giants
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How does this make you feel?
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>>75922025
I fucks with it
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>>75921895
deadass just took this pic for (you), b
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if I see that fucking cat one more time
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>>75922049
powerful
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>>75922025
wish i was a track suit wearing slav desu
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>>75922064
if only it was rnh
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>>75921844
idiot
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>>75922057
Yeah? What's up stupid cat?
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why can't anglos create such great maymays as Québec does?
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>>75922030
we're pretty much the slavs of north america desu

ugly men, hot women and both are retarded
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>>75922094
mean
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>>75922104
we must rely on our finnish allies
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Colbert is on fire lately
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I know you're fed up, ladies, but keep ya head up
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Realy dislike that Trevor Noah fellow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9eSfSACgmI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQbdzjacxWI
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496688311540.webm
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I am blond and have green eyes
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>>75922220
he's not very funny is he
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>>75922401
not at all
plus I really just don't like british people
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raked open all my locks
time to move on to single pin picking and try to get a feel for it
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Last year I removed a Saint Benedict medal from the basement of my old apartment building and it got sold and demo'd recently
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>>75922468
go rooftopping with me and be my ""door opener"" thx leafy
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Need a gf. A qt one.
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>>75922501
anon thats illegal
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http://putlocker.ac/watch-the-spongebob-squarepants-movie-online-free-2004-putlocker.html

here we go
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pretty drunk

wtf
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>mfw my favorite character died
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>>75922529
haha i-it was just a joke
>>
>>75922220
Isn't that part of their job, being controversial
>>
>>75922435
he's actually south african iirc
he trips over that accent a lot, especially when he tries to use american expressions
really unnatural, why the fuck do we have so many foreign pundits now?
>>
can't wait till next year when I can solve my problems like an adult
>>
>>75922571
their job is shitting on the gop for cheap laughs to millennials
>>
>go to the bathroom
>windows defender turns on
>>
>>75922566
its ok its illegal for me to posess these picks in my province ;^)
>>
I never thought I say this but I miss Obama
>>
>>75922625
reported to the leafblower
>>
>>75922600
Easy points are still points eh?
>>
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I DEMAND to be taken back to the early 2000s
>>
>>75922639
yeah, they all count I guess.
>>
>>75922600
every joke is the most obvious, lowest-hanging-fruit kind of joke
television is cancer

>>75922639
what are you talking about dude
>>
>>75922639
why call them easy points if they were worth the same?
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496768618784.webm
>>
>>75922723
I don't think he's implying they're worth the same.
>>
"antifa" as a name has become quite ironic, buds.
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496835062120.webm
>>75922762
I mean, saying "easy" points are still points
you're calling them easy for a reason
they're still points for sure, but you know it's bottom of the barrel
>>
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Hey hey u u i dnt like ur girlfriend
>>
>>75922799
had nightmares like this, avoid deep bodies of water because of it
>>
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496863533026.webm
>>
>>75922862
what the actual fuck
>>
have watched all good movies in existence
>>
>>75922799
I think he's trying to say that there's still a nugget of truth to his points, regardless of the fact that TV hosts don't explore those points to any depth. That's the point of political satire; it's not supposed to be unbiased. But he's just not funny, his jokes are shit.
>>
>>75922824
can I make it anymore obvious
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496864517237.webm
>>
>>75922862

ewwwwwwwwwwwww
>>
>>75922751
hate this video. I have this recurring nightmare where I get stranded on a tropical island and end up getting pulled out to sea but its this endless shallow water like in the video. And there was coral and poisonous animals everywhere just barely missing me as I swam around.

fuck man
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2MTvBUvtiE
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496933204226.webm
>>
just had a fap
>>
>>75922983
infotainment is ruining everything. Really funny that comedy central is the one exporting all the new political tv show hosts
>>
>>75923019
Same

To a qt British slag
>>
>>75923044

>slags
>cute
>>
>>75923057
>slags
>not cute in a trashy way
>>
>>75922751
intredasting video

>>75923022
that's the only thing funny about comedy central these days
>>
watching time bandits lads
>>
when did it become okay to like trashy?
>>
really want to fight a baby shark
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv5Cbgn4TOU
an average day in burgerland
>>
bit bored
>>
>>75923163
lmao what the fuck. this has to be a tv show
>>
>>75923134
Are you drunk
>>
working on some homework at a friends house since my internet was/is out (it's an online class)
and he's got a turbo-normie mutual friend over who will not shut up. I hate normies so much.
>>
>>75923228
whats it to ya bub
and no im not how dare you
>>
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>>75923224
the story. It's wild from start to finish.
>>
>tfw short and skinny dick
>>
>>75923271
I don't want you to drink
>>
i'm going to take the m1 written test just for shits at the end of this month.

might as well do it while i'm there passing the driving test.
>>
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>looking through /mu/ AOTY thread
>google search an album
>genre: metal
>>
Did your highschool have a driver's ed class?
>>
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mommy's alright daddy's alright
>>
>>75923345

wtf, no
>>
/cum/ is the /b/ of /int/
>>
>>75923312
nice to know you care <3
>>
>work at a toner recycling warehouse
>constantly handling toner cartridges all day and getting black, blue, yellow, and magneta dust on me
>snot turns black so I'm no doubt inhaling tiny particles of toner

am I gonna die
>>
>>75923399
cum is one guy spamming cara and another spamming asian girls
>>
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>>75923399
Because we have to share this thread with you
>>
>>75923399
more like /brit/ is
>>
>>75923412
pretty sure that shit is a carcinogen
though surely your employer cares too much about you to do that :^)

>>75923345
no but most everyone took one to get a discount on insurance
>>
been awhile since I got a blowjob

should I just give myself one
>>
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just got back from hanging out with the lads
>>
>>75923372
ON GERMAN BLOOD AND CONSUMERISM
>>
>>75923383
so you had to worry about getting your driver's permit and license all on your own?
>>
>>75923483

I practiced driving in an empty parking lot with my dad
>>
>Lads

FOB
>>
>>75923470
>saving a thumbnail
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6rmGGx64k
>>
back from vacation, fagtrons
>>
always surprises me how slow /cum/ is considering Americans are supposed to be the most common poster on this board.
>>
downloading Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone
hope it's good
got my whiskey ready
>>
>>75923617
It's better than the main game IMO
>>
>>75923616
most of us post in /brit/
>>
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>I post in /brit/
>>
got a fancy new toonie buds
my mom has a quarter
wonder if they loonies
>>
>>75923652
good, i only ever hear about the other DLC
>>
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Ice

Ice

Baby

You're

my

ice

ice

baby
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>>75923769
What a stupid post
>>
New

>>75923820
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