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The /brit/fast club edition.
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ok
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real thread is here

>>75917043
>>75917043
>>75917043
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hate this fucking german cunt making every thread
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>>75917146
>already at bump limit
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the family x
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football yank
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>Polled higher than literally (LITERALLY) ever single poll conducted during the two years he's been leader

Is it fair to say that polls are completely worthless?
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need a bf
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Hung parliament is my porn name
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You are in the French Republic
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just graduated uni and plan on killing myself before the end of the month
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>tfw you make a new post not long after a new thread get linked and the stock value of your post plummets instantly

it can effect the valuation of a post 40, 60, even 100%
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>>75918528
pozzillo was my porn name
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Would feel really uncomfortable having an extremely attractive gf. Would much rather have an average (but cute) gf with a very nice personality :3
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>Probs won't get killed just doesn't look pleasant. Never even been to London would rather visit there 2bh
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE POSTING RORKE SHIT

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO LONDON YOU SHELTERED LITTLE CRETIN
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>>75918553
dont care, worthless attention seeking cunt. do it tonight
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>>75918553
I thought I'd do that after uni but I didn't haha
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>ywn go to an American high school in the 2000s and date a qt emo girl and have your first kiss listening to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIw
LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING
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>>75918583
>extremely attractive gf.
very mild sexually.
avoid.

Best case you go for 4s, 5s or 6s.
They are FILTH but not so much filth that they've been with over 5 lads (like 1s 2s and 3s).
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i am the football yank
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>>75918585
90% of londoners have only been to two places

london and bangladesh
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>>75918596
glad :]
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you arrive in La Rochelle...
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>>75918614
nobody cares
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G'day cobbers
-Sincerely, the Australian colonies
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I reiterate:

If anyone would like to meet up on Canada Day, I will be at the park in Hastings, Ontario all afternoon, fishing on the west side of the river down by the gazebo.

In the ensuing chaos after the fireworks we can go nipper tipping.
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>>75918617
>not pictured: truck of peace speeding towards you at 90mph
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>>75918587
soon
>>75918596
no reason for me to stick around 2bh
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I am the football yank
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>>75918617
Gonna buy some levis
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>>75918526
Survation got it right
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>>75918585
rather visit St. Petersburg myself
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>>75918617
seems nice
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>>75918585
Ummmmmm sweetie there is this place called the north you might have heard of it xxx it's hundreds of miles away from London. If I'm going to travel that far I might as well go abroad instead of some third world shithole
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>>75918640
>wahh i'm so sad i'm going to kill myself i swear pay attention to me
fuck off dont care
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>>75918616
you like grimes?
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>>75918659
Would rather visit Moscow t.b.h
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Sick of runtoids saying white nationalism is violent
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got an electric shock brushing my hand pasted the plug socket lads

plug wasn't even on ffs
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>>75918602
>you will never go skateboarding
>you will never go to your friend's pool party
>you will never go to prom
>you will never have spring break
>you will never have thanksgiving dinner
>you will never have a chilli cheese dog
>you will never have a southern belle call you darlin'
>you will never go to a superbowl party
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You arrive in Paris
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the utter state of the yoo ess ehh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j9nFced_eo
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>>75918670
it is
friend lives in the old town (pic) and pays a whopping 400 euro/month for 24m^2
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>>75918617
Love the place :). Bay of Biscay is best France
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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873674408224862210

whoa
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https://www.change.org/p/winston-theresamay-to-resign-no-to-the-the-democratic-unionist-party-dup-postmanpratt1
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>>75918656
they were bullied for being generous and even they didn't say 41%.

SCENES.
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>>75918677
cheers
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>>75918689
yep, u?
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>>not pictured: truck of peace speeding towards you at 90mph
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made a simple yet tasty dessert lads.. put some almond butter on some dark chocolate and sprinkled it with a bit of salt...
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bumped my head today and am worried about the long term consequences
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@48
Don't address me
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>>75918716
Immediately after Brexit Scottish independence support was over 50% but it hasn't been since.

There's a lot of hubbub immediately after an election.
That result is likely due to the horror stories of the DUP being spread about.
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you arrive in Paris...
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>>75918716
Reckon social bias sways the polls slightly left pretty consistently due to intolerance for differing views from the left wing community. Small percentage of people says they'll vote left but actually votes right.
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>>75917146
>306 posts

fuck off
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lets get google to start using the captcha services to solve crime and to detect terrorists
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>>75918745
yeh c:
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>>75918742
you're clearly trying to get attention so fuck off. actual suicidal people don't do this.
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I want an anglo bf
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>>75918716
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>>75918777
>tfw no qt french gf

;__;
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>>75918469
I'm not poor you fucking cunt. I literally moved to a new city yesterday and have no contacts and no idea where to find said contacts.
Sorry for calling you a cunt, I just really would like to smoke a joint.
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>>75918797
will I do?
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thoughts lads?
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>>75918787
thought you might ;x
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>>75918792
nice thanks
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>>75918777
Bonjour. Oui oui Deux pain s'il vous plaît
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Someone threw piss in Lauren Southern's face
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You arrive in Rhyl.
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Weed is for niggers. White men drink.
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>>75918697
tfw i regularly go skating with my friends and smoking weed with the guy who owns the skate park
feels good, dude
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why are almost all the people in the reddit meetup pics white
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>>75918716
>Corbyn will never run
>Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
>Corbyn will never hold on to power
>Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority
>Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt
>Corbyn will never sing the national anthem
>Corbyn will never come back from 25%
>Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition
>Corbyn will never support labours postion on Trident
>Corbyn will never support hard Brexit
>Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees
>Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto
>Corbyn will never breach 30%
>Corbyn will never win over the working class
>Corbyn will never win over Liberals
>Corbyn will never win over Conservatives
>Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters
>Corbyn will never win over SNP voters
>Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings
>Corbyn will never gain after Manchester
>Corbyn will never rally the North
>Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%
>Corbyn will never breach 40%
>>Corbyn will never breach 45%
YOU ARE HERE
>Corbyn will never be PM
>Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts
>Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service
>Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation
>Corbyn will never federalise the UK
>Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal
>Corbyn will never dismantle the EU
>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
>Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman
>Corbyn will never send the Tory press to the gulags
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>>75918840
Unironically know a girl from Rhyl.
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>>75918854
only white people are awkward enough to go to online forum meetups
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>>75918837
again?
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good night lads :)
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>>75918891
x
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>>75918904
The old whitey looks so uncomfortable. Racist.
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>>75918891
bon apetit
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>>75918829
dont get it
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>>75918891
bonne nuit mon ptit chou chou x
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LOVE the bangles
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>>75918837
>>75918887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGvEm1Bq3wM

You know what else will throw it's own waste at you? Chimps.
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>>75918904
>terrorist murders helpless elderly British woman in broad daylight.jpg

How horrible
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfhcqYg5Ld8
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*offers up my belly*
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>>75918829
I like THICC but those proportions are ridiculous
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>>75918961
*suckles a teat*
thank you mother
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>>75918829
doin a howl
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>>75918961
*rubs belly*
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you exit the train
your destination: faversham
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>>75918809
the flak corbyn got for staying as leader as the party crumbled around him
turns out may is just as retarded
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>>75918854
and then here's a /pol/ meetup
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>>75919040
*purrs*
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>>75917091
why are all so-called attractive girls in 80s films actually ugly?
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>>75919078
because you are a homosexual
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>>75918939
>all of those people
>yanks
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you arrive in Cardiff
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I really hope may gets replaced by someone who has their head screwed on and reverses this bloody mess. Coalition of chaos with insane bible bashers, no mandate, and no ability to work with the eu for a deal at all. Let's just say sorry and beg to stay.
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>>75918961
*stomps aggressively on its face*

woops hehe
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>>75919066
also known as the masterrace
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absolutely fucking wankered lads
I'm drunk and i just smoked a nice lil joint
ama
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i once had an accident on a motor cycle. i flew about 20 meters through the air and landed on a steel water main in a ditch. i bounced three times before i came to rest. busted my helmet. i walked away. could have died too if i had broke my neck. but i walked away.
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>>75919066
Love this pic
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>>75919066
reddit: self hating whites
/pol/: self hating non whites
/leftypol/: mix of whites and non whites who don't hate themselves
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The thing for the ptb is to get the numbers across.

At Manchester this was achieved with the date (22nd), the number of people killed (allegedly 22) and the age of the bomber (22 years) that gave 66, so no need to shout.

"this is for Allah" is equal numerically to 157.

157 is the 37th prime and 37 is the 12th prime.

Therefore "this is for Allah" represents 2 x 6 or 66, whereas "alu akbar" when reduced to single numbers gives 22

There were three attackers, so it seems that one shout of "this is for Allah" (66) was substituted for three of "alu akbar" (3 x 22)

Also the date 3.6 gives 666.
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New cop. Rate
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>>75919066
Post the "LET ME TELL YOU WHAT PARTS OF THE WORLD ARE WHITE" pic
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can someone explain antifa to me real quick
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*challenges the alt-right*
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>>75919155
eff ayy as fuck
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>>75918954
Nice boobs
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crawley, this is crawley
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>>75918525
Hi
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>>75919087
nah man i'm serious, people must have had seriously different ideas about what's attractive back then

even films set in the 80s but made later have ugly women in them, such as american psycho
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>>75919208
thanks
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>>75919197
absolute premium bp in the dead centre
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I have wanked to bobbi star every day for the past 5 days
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offering up my boipucci to anyone willing x
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>>75919197
this pic will never get old
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>>75919180
left wing fascists, claiming to be against fascism but going about it in an identical manner supporting left wing ideals

if you disagree with them they will assault you and/or throw piss and chemicals in your face.
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>>75919221
dylann unironically the cutest
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Love Lindy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAOITDzehLo
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>>75919180
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>>75919243
heyy x
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You arrive in Basildon
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>>75919197
is that Dylan roof on the right?
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>>75919270
>bovington tank museum
been there
pretty nice
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>>75919117
Are you VL?
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>>75919297
yeh he went to the australia /fa/ meetup
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>>75919195
*utterly destroys your argument with statistics, rational thinking, and more than a small dose of wit*
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doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbNhB_NmsMo
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>*utterly destroys your argument with statistics, rational thinking, and more than a small dose of wit*
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In the aftermath of the Tories disastrous election result the establishment, Murdoch media and (to a certain extent) the older Tory demographic are coming up with excuses as to why things went so wrong. So they have come out with gems such as young people getting bribed for voting for policies that appeal to them and that it's Corbyn's fault for being too popular. Wut?

They got it served to them by a generation they derided as snowflakes or apathetics who in fact proved relatively immune to their propaganda. The Millennials know their place in the world and why things are the way they are and they wanted solutions. They are the Internet generation with access to any information they need and they used that to see through establishment deception.

Most are also, despite what you've been told, actually very well educated and are used to thinking with reason rather than with emotion. This has just broke the Murdoch machine, the Daily Mail simply can't handle it. Who are these Millennials and their reasonableness?! Why can't we indoctrinate them?! Stop being so popular Corbyn!

It burns them. They're melting.

So well done young people, keep reading and keep seeking knowledge for it brings power.

EXTRA: This is not to say that older people didn't wake up a vote for Corbyn as well. Many are old enough to remember the pain Thatcher's government inflicted on there communities and are as cynical of the Tory agenda as younger voters are. Many older voters were horrified by such monstrous policies are the 'dementia tax' and repealing the triple lock on pensions and were not convinced these policies were necessary. Some may have been thinking of future generations also when they cast their vote.
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>>75919310
redpill me please I've seen the image a few times but don't post there
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Received a 2:2 in my Journalism degree from UCLan
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>>75919066
Are they all YouTube starlets
I count at least 2
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haitiANO
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>>75919274
hi :3
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>>75919304
no might roll a lil zooty tooty now
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@45
*doesn't read any of this*

Ah yes most interesting
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>>75919180
a lot of mentally ill people are into identity politics and activism these days, especially right wing and left wing
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>>75919270
reminder that Lindybeige claims:

>no one used swords, axes
>no one used horses
>no one used throwing knives
>no one used double strap arm shields
>no one used scythes
>no one used mail coifs
>no one used torches
>Pikemen didn't fight each other
>no one spoke French during the French revolution
>no one spoke Latin during the Roman Republic
>battle of Zama didn't happen
>Romans carried one pilum
>Vikings weren't real
>berserkers weren't real
>climate change isn't real
>stagnant social mobility isn't real
>castles were defended by three soldiers
>butted mail is better than riveted mail
>operation market garden was a success
>Napoleon was literally Hitler
>The Churchill was the best tank in WWII
>The English won the Hundreds Years' War
>british naval guns on Malta could lanuch projectiles into space
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>>75919317
HUWHITE
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dont see how you can call yourself clever if you didnt get a first
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>>75919385
Pics
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>>75919349
I'm joking, this is the actual image
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>>75919401
He is also a professional dancer
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>>75919212
where you finding these comfy pics
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>>75919401
>>stagnant social mobility isn't real
meritocracy m9
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>>75919212
The entire scale of that illustration physically makes zero sense
Even if it isn't earth
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>>75919436
and he's from newcastle
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>>75919422
can't due to an ongoing legal battle
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>>75919429
Most of these kids look like shit
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>>75919476
HOWLING
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Bought a bottle of the French Costco voddy lads (Grey Goose)

What do I mix it with?
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Ever seen a blind man cross the road?
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>>75919506
what do you look like then tough guy
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Ah yes.... Women
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enjoying an absolutely delicious IPA from breakside brewery in portland oregon

so many different layers everything from the powerful flavour of the hops all the way down to the sublime notes that continue to play on the tongue and inform the senses long after the beer has been ingested

it's an experience much moreso than it is simply having a beer
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off for a sleep boys:>
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>>75919479
Poleaboo?
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>>75919401
I can conceivably see how you might argue some of these, but still:

>Vikings weren't real
>no one spoke Latin during the Roman Republic

I'm absolutely baffled how anyone would make a case out of these two.
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>>75919429
guy on the right isn't bad
don't know why that lad is in a raincoat with a fishing hat though
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It's almost as if May has been at the recieving end of a Harry Potter spell where everything she falsely accused Labour of doing before the vote, she has to do after the vote

>Claimed Labour would lead a coalition of chaos before election, is forming a coalition of chaos after the election

> Claimed Corbyn was too friendly with terrorists, is forming a government backed by terrorists after the election


> Claimed the only way forward was a 'Strong and Stable' Tory government and that if she lost 6 seats Corbyn will be PM, is forming a weak and wobbly government backed by the fundamentalists after losing 12 seats in the election

>Claimed that Corbyn was an IRA supporter, might be breaking the Good Friday Agreement to cling to power post-election.

You can't make this stuff up
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>>75919513
OJ

>>75919520
an adult with pants that fit and a diploma
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you step outside
you arrive in bath
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>>75919550
/r/ukpolitics
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>an adult with pants that fit and a diploma
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>>75919401
>>The English won the Hundreds Years' War

They did
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you arrive in stoke
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You wake up in Walsall
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new $2 coin glows in the dark
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kchux9ltH_E
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phoar
imagine dangling your spuds over one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmqRR-5nau4
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after some deep contemplation, i have decided that i am in fact a pagan deity

i would advise you to worship me now or i'll be tempted render any and all of your current or future girlfriends infertile
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don't know a thing about japanese cartoons
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You arrive in Scunthorpe
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post kots
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You arrive in Southampton
(Pictured: my house)
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police have brought out a massive squad just to arrest some poor tourist over a little bit of weed

pathetic jobsworths
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I have clearly stated again and again on this forum that it is my belief Islam is being used as a tool to create civil unrest on a scale that the indigenous population of Europe would not otherwise create as a means to implement the NWO so long sought for by the Satanic Globalist Banking Cabal.

I am not convinced it is just in the interest of Zionists to do this because I believe at the top levels we are dealing with out right Satanists who have no political affiliation other than to the forces of pure darkness.
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>>75919700
Nice

Aurora Borealis is Canadian sky clay despite what Scandis or Russkies will say.
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drugs like heroin and cocaine are a fucking menace (yes i have used both extensively before anyone accuses me of being a friendless shut in)

entheogens can be extraordinarily useful as they reliably produce mystical experiences (we don't know why we have the capacity for mystical/religious experience to begin with but that's a different discussion for a different time)

it's important to differentiate between the destructive and the productive and this should guide individuals in their encounters with drugs
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Absolute state of this thread :(
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>>75919751
>industrial garden town
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>>75919781
*accuses you of being a friendless shutin*
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meet the neighbours
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need a qt gf to cuddle
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>>75919751
>Industrial garden town
Cannot begin to imagine a worse thing
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going to spend sunday putting choc ices up my arse
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>>75919781
nowt wrong with a bit of the ol' 'roin to get through the day lad
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old people r dumb and selfish lol x
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you arrive in the northern powerhouse
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Thank you Russia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwKPFT-RioU
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Want a gf but the house is falling apart so I couldn't bring her home :///
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED LADS

It took twenty-eight years and twelve days but I have finally lost my virginity.
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got the thorn out of my skin
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>>75919834
Greater London
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lol watch the last 10 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IlX3t-Jns
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>>75919832
thought that vertical blue sign was a mr. meeseeks in the thumbnail
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>>75919860
Don't believe you
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>>75919753
Don't tell me what to do
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>>75919865
wrong agian, this is me>>75919862
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>>75919817
don't we all
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>>75919860
hookers don't count
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>>75919860
FONT
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>>75919753
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in a bit lads i'm off to bed

don't have too much fun without me aha x
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>>75919598
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Well I wonder
Do you hear me when you sleep?
I hoarsely cry

Well I wonder
Did you see me when we passed?
I half died
Please keep me in mind
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>>75919860
tell us what happened lad
>>
Drove through a village called Spital-in-the-Street earlier lads.

Blimey whoever named it must have hated the place.
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I wanna fucking kill myself

Why is life so unfair?
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>>75919882
going to have to politely ask you not to reply to me again thanks
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>>75919894
only cute kots, not angry ones
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>>75919973
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>>75919860
grats la, how was it?

hopefully you can stop posting about being a 28 year old virgin now too haha
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How many pairs of shoes do you own lads?
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>tory """"""""""""leadership"""""""""""""
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Got a dentist appointment tomorrow at 2:30.
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please keep me in mind
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>>75919999
>>75920000
/brit/ does it again
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is it me or does the welsh election map look very nice
plaid belt, red labour heartland, blocks of tory countryside
very kino
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>>75919700
gayest coin ever
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>>75919968
don't even pay attention to it it will just piss you off

as an aside i bought a powerball today
jackpot is $485 million and if i win i promise i will give you $1 million x
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>>75919968
The bubble will burst soon I swear!!
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>antifashion meetup.jpg
ah yes american "humour"
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>>75919700
meme coin for a meme country
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>>75920000
Brown (derby) brogues, black oxfords, burgundy oxfords, blue suede derbies, dark brown Chelsea boots.

Also shitty trainers and Wellies if that counts.
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>>75920024
far too much blue
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>>75919968
ive read that its useless having millions in cryptocurrency because nobody is willing to buy that
>>
Not being a billionaire voting right equals being politically uninformed.
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keep me in mind
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>>75920028
your chances of winning that are even lower than your chances of having sex
>>
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Some people have no respect for modern history
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depressed as fuck
had my best mate over for a few hours of banter and then had a few beers with the flatmates and at the end of it I feel worse than at the start

need another gf 2bh, hopefully that will solve it
>>
Pre 2010 Lilly Allen is absolutely stunning
>>
I'd rather die a free man than live on my knees like a fucking dog

Money is literally everything. It is your freedom and provides you with the most valuable things of all: time and choices. AND I'LL NEVER HAVE IT.

FUCK
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battlefront 2 trailer is fucking leng
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>>75919973
Doggos >>> kots
>>
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>>75920143
Greater London
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>>75920103
DELET
>>
I play Xbox
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>>75919999

I'm still a virgin at 29
>>
post more asian slags for my yellow fever ass
>>
>>75920120
>having mates
>had a gf
FUCK OFF shallow normie
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>Pre 2010 Lilly Allen is absolutely stunning
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>>75920145
>кoт
why do you use the russian word mate
also the plural is кoты
>>
Corbynism will be bigger than Thatcherism.

Labour will win a majority this year. In 2017 Britain goes red.
https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/873584678413979648
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>>75920159
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>>75920145
*puts on my runt stomping boots*
*grinds you into the dirt*
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>>75920107
military history*
>>
>>75920120

>17 year old diaries
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>>75920186
screaming
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>why do you use the russian word mate
>also the plural is кoты
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>>75920147
KNEW she was italian cause she looks like mckayla maroni
>>
>>75920030
i tried buying thousands of dollars around may 26th when the price was correcting and couldn't get verified on any websites

my fucking luck that the verifications comes in right after the price shoots to an ATH

(((they))) wont allow me to profit

>>75920078
you're a stupid normie
>>
>>75920202
I'm 23 lad
just fancied rubbing my normieness into the faces of you sad acts to make me feel a bit better
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>>75920194
Haha whatever you say nerd
>>
Why did the russians rape the german women at the end of the war?
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unless i force myself to speak slowly i get tongue-tied and trip over my words
>>
Reckon going too far out of their way to make up a particular style is what does most of the /fa/ in.
'
Trying too hard and coming out looking really goofy. Should try just dressing with whatever fits their lifestyle instead of trying to craft a synthetic image, probably pull it off better.
>>
>>75920241
a new low
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>>75920267
slavs aren't human
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>>75920267
too peng to resist
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>>75920267
horny and angry
>>
>>75920212

MUCH prefer кoшки
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>>75920280
i know haha

state of me
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>>75920199
Wasn't quoting, genuinely think this and I thought Daryl suited it tbqh
>>
You just grind for years as a wage slave and something happens to your psychology where you adapt to the suffering and it becomes part of your being and you adapt your psychology to the failure of the goals you set yourself with years ago.
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>>75920291
was the film any good
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>>75920282
take that back you cyкa блять

>>75920306
you're not a man if you can work but don't
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>>75920267
In his analysis of the motives behind the extensive Soviet rapes, Norman Naimark singles out "hate propaganda, personal experiences of suffering at home, and an allegedly fully demeaning picture of German women in the press, not to mention among the soldiers themselves" as a part reason for the widespread rapes.[25] Naimark also noted the effect that tendency to binge-drink alcohol (of which much was available in Germany) had on the propensity of Soviet soldiers to commit rape, especially rape-murder.[26] Naimark also notes the allegedly patriarchal nature of Russian culture, and of the Asian societies comprising the Soviet Union, where dishonor was in the past repaid by raping the women of the enemy.[27] The fact that the Germans had a much higher standard of living visible even when in ruins "may well have contributed allegedly to a national inferiority complex among Russians". Combining "Russian feelings of inferiority", the resulting need to restore honor, and their desire for revenge may be the reason many women were raped in public as well as in front of husbands before both were killed.[27]
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>>75920291
im not the one who said that you dickhead why would you think I would know or care what the various fucking russian words are for cats just fuck off
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>>75920304
yeah well you're still wrong for posting that image in png format when it's supposed to be a jpg
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>>75920267
Spoils of war
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>>75920272
we'll all be okay lad

i hope so anyway
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>>75920267
to prove hitler's point about them
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>>75920267
to get their nut
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>>75920291
it's the general term tbf, кoты js used specifically for tomcats

ты знaeшь кaк гoвopит пo-pyccкий?
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imagine waiting in line for your turn on some peng little german lass
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>>75920339

Perhaps one should NEVER @ me again
Unless one has something to add to the thread dynamic
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slavshits OUT
about to fucking snap every time I see that shitty cyrillic alphabet
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i know some twat's waiting to post an early new so i'll reserve my posts until then
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why exactly do yanks think socialism is evil?
cold war propaganda?
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I FUCKING HATE CAFFEINE DEPENDENCE. Taking a week off of it cold turkey and I'm so fucking tired, i can't do anything but lounge around and eat
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what's with the fucking moon runes itt
>>
russian engineering student in imperial
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>>75920460
do speed instead, it's good for you in moderation
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>>75920456
it might have something to do with the historic failures of socialism
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>>75920425
иди нaхyй бpaтaн
мы нe yхoдим, мы быдeм cтoят здecь
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>>75920456
Something about the tens of millions of deaths maybe
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>>75920456
Socialism is theft from the successful to support the failures.
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>>75920476
пpивeт ))
good to see you're still about haha
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>>75920399

Я гoвopю нeмнoгo пo-pyccкий язык
Я пoнимaю fuck all, нo этo мнe нpaвитcя

Idk, probably broken as fug
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>>75920450
we've already got 2 spare threads in the catalog
>>75913191
>>75918540
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>>75920456
it has a history of being extraordinarily destructive

it would probably work if it was implemented in norway or denmark but the ussr and mao's china were horrors far beyond anything previously and since experienced
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>>75920482
first month i'm doing 5/3/1 and i'm lining up the deload week with a caffeine reset week, bc i was yawning while on preworkout. i'm tubby and ready to start swimming but i'm tired and can't muster up the energy to go there. 1st day w/ no caffeine. hopefully i'll start rebuilding my natural energy stored by monday and can swim in the afternoon after i lift in the morning for deload week
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>>75920456
Doesn't work la'
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>>75920525
>I don't speak much russian
>I understand fuck all but I like this
right? it is quite broken though
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>>75920569

Yup

The grammar is dicks hard, though
So I'm sure everything I say is awful lel
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