I wish I was American

No you don't

>>75915638
I do

>>75915495
You wish you were a middle class american with a comfy office job, not some guy paid barely enough for rent, gas and crappy food, working a dead end job without being able to afford education or even retirement.

>>75915734
I actually wish I was a south carolina man with a wife and 5 children where one of them is gay and one is a fudbal pro and I have to deal with it all

>monkey paw rules
>you end up in Detroit

>>75915901
>one is a fudbal pro
Must be your wife's son.

>>75915901
>I actually wish I was a south carolina man with a wife and 5 children where one of them is gay and one is a fudbal pro and I have to deal with it all
No, you really-really don't.

>>75915495
that's moldova you thick cunt

i wish i was working on a farm in europe

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>>75915901
Alabama man > South Carolina man
Just imagine, living the dream:
>wakes up late to work
>hits wife and asks where's the breakfast
>pretend to go to work
>get laid with whore
>go bowling with friends
>get home wasted, hit wife
>repeat

>>75918198
literally me except no waifu
>then who did i hit