Pathetic little rorke edition
How to marry a British domme??
HELLO this is chef john from
FOOD wishes dot com
with...
chicken tendies! that's right!
Queen of /brit/
good 'dition
ate too much curry and had too much beer lads, what do?
>>75912384
do a poo
did a poo
What are the most fucked up documentaries about the world.
Like watching how shit goes down in Africa and China.
Mad how much a girls accent and how they speak determines how much I'm attracted to them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycXviSzPpK0
good tune
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ZXCvRj3Q0
oneitis uploaded a pic to fb and her tummy is out
>tfw to intelligent to lift
una vela...
>>75913233
Watch a documentary about the history not white people
OH ROME HAS CONQUERED
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/873631996827840512
amshderdaaam
doing a wank lads
Really not sure but I think it might be HAPPENING in Cambirdge, loud bangs possibly fireworks but I dunno and then a few mins later a fuck on of sirens, more bangs, everything quite
Probably nothing but if not you heard it here first
>>75913233
the VICE one about yanks in afghanistan is pretty good
>>75913306
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>75913233
feng ai by wang bing is an immersion into a chinese loony bin
heartbreaking tbH. only problem is that its a bit long
*joins the royal black preceptory*
>>75913371
might be me lad i dropped a pan
no one reply to him >>75913270
>>75913166
was going to reply "fuck off late-blooming normie", now i got nothing
>Men! We face adversity, a band of brothers, dedicated to the warrior's code of strength and victory. But we will never know defeat while we stand together! This day we add another triumph to the history of our people! We will be honoured as men!
Peter Bone is a great orator, PM Bone WHEN?
>>75913417
you're dumb as fuck mate
ur not supposed to quote his post
>>75913438
>implying it won't be Ruth Davidson
>>75913233
Empire of Dust
>>75913479
If we get Ruth Davidson as PM I'm moving to Ozland desu
>>75913448
you don't get (you)s from other threads "mate"
>>75913413
Keep it down I'm trying to read mate
I'm actually with TMZ documenting activity for our upcoming segment on mental illness in the western world.
conference pear
>>75913485
boring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydf5fKLCrqo
the white jew nationalist gf
>>75913528
Check out a chap named Monica, he'll give you hours of material
>reads the blog
Ah yes a paki mentalist
>>75913516
if he goes into this thread he'll get his you
mong
>>75913528
you should interview me haha
(You)
>>75913584
that's not how (you)s work
are you the parisian hipster leftist?
>>75913584
>>75913516
>arguing over popularity currency of a bajan steel drum image board
state of these lads
>>75913534
Mvemba
>>75913514
The soft Brexiters have won. Deal with it.
>>75913329
>hard brexit is well and truly dead
VERY happy desu
>>75913641
im who i want to be shut the fuck up mong
you're nothing. stay down
do you walk in public in you pjamas lads
can I go to the shops in mine
>>75913649
*hunts them down in the woods one by one*
Redpill me on this flat lads. £395pcm.
http://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/photos/36165868
thinking about buying a hill and walling it off
Hate crimes have increased since the terror attacks
>>75913371
You at the uni lad?
>>75913694
only ever saw women do this
are you a woman?
Thinking about buying a hill and building into it
>>75913720
good
>>75913694
I don't have pyjamas becase I'm not 7 years old.
>>75913649
>lands in Ireland
>finds literally nothing worth conquering
>leaves
Absolute creasio
>>75913694
how far's the shop lad?
>>75913671
Make me
>>75913720
diddums
business idea: love crimes
>>75913694
Seen a woman go in the corner shop in dressing gown and slippers one morning. Was a little bit weird but nothing major. Mate who lived in Liverpool said he saw people do that shit all the time there.
I would never do anything remotely like that. Takes me a while to get ready just to go out for a minute to put the bins out. VERY self conscious in public.
>>75913692
*doesn't stay down*
nothing you can do about it, enculé
Anyone order chebs?
haven't spoken in a month and at this point i'm too embarrassed to
selective mutism it is for me
>>75913641
don't bully him, he keeps threatening to kill himself
Imagine how much more advanced the world would be if the Roman Empire had an industrial revolution. Just another time Germany has fucked Europe
>>75913767
What do you sleep in then?
Sleeping in pants is for edgy 11 year olds at sleepovers
>>75913815
fucking disgusting, tits far too big and saggy
wouldn't last even a year of regular sucking
>>75913807
where you from twat
>>75913815
corr imagine them knockers bouncing up and down
>>75913694
i sleep naked
and wear tracky bottoms (in winter) or shorts (in summer) on lazy days.
>>75913794
they keep a list of offenders for that here
https://www.familywatchdog.us/showmap.asp
>>75913694
>not sleeping naked
>>75913751
There's a book that teaches people how to dig an underground house, and how it's far more efficient and much cheaper. I'll see if I can dig it out.
Get it? DIG IT OUT
HAHAHAHA (brb)
>>75913707
its in fucking glasgow
>>75913846
I sleep in the nude.
>>75913829
The Romans and Greeks knew about the principle of steam power but never applied it to real world technology. Mad to think about the Roman Empire with railways.
>>75913846
>fucking disgusting, tits far too big and saggy
nonce
https://aaai.org/ocs/index.php/ICWSM/ICWSM17/paper/view/15670/14790
a whole academic paper on /int/ and /pol/
>>75913707
looks a bit shit but i'm someone pay almost double that to live in a london flat share so what do i know
he will not divide us
>>75913707
VERY upset - I pay 65 quid more a month and we don't even have a lounge
Lads, how does it feel like to kiss
>>75913846
prefer the breeze between my knees
>>75913889
Yes but I am in Glasgow as well so that makes sense for me.
>>75913826
people who mean it don't threaten, they do it
they don't risk getting interrupted
a guy in my village set himself on fire in his own car some years ago
had it all, no one saw it coming
So chain me, restrain me and teach me to kneel
Bind me and grind me beneath your high heels
Crack goes the whip, and if someone should tell
Bang goes the knighthood as-well
>>75913815
i like that
>>75913746
lol no
>>75913893
it would've damaged the slave trade so the technology was never distributed by the state
>>75913897
>if you don't like women having fucking udders you're a nonce
do one mate
pic related looks 10x better than titcow butterface
>>75913956
disappointing face and legs
>>75913917
like a big slimy worm wiggling around your tongue
>>75913942
dont care
Mummyfu news reporter on BBC news has some cracking knockers
>>75913917
Makes my teeth tingle
>>75913751
>>75913880
Found it. It's "50 Dollars and Up Underground House Book," by Mike Oehler.
>>75913917
really nice desu
prefer it to sex
>>75913981
post pic
>>75913990
need to make portable ones for when you have to walk across a bridge
>>75913979
wasn't replying to you
kys urself
>>75913829
>"Gods...I hate Gauls. My grandfather hated them too, even before they put out his eyes. Did you think I'd be out here on the frontier without good reason? Yes, Rome needs a strong frontier. No, Rome doesn't need unwashed barbarians at her gates! So, that's why I'm here, the leader of the Julii: to bring Roman order to stinking Gauls. Revenge? That'd be good too. This war against the Gauls won't last long, and when it's done, I've got plans. This is all about power, power in Rome. Going down that road means dealing with all my rivals: the Senate, the Greeks, those Carthaginian elephant-riders, the Scipii and the Brutii families too. After all, the man who controls Rome rules the world...and one day, I will be Emperor."
>>75913990
>no foundation
>>75914037
shut up nerd
>>75913943
LOVE The Divine Comedy. One of the most underrated bands of this century so far.
>>75913981
Name??
>>75914043
Before my grandfather's grandfather was born, this was our land. These are our good places; our gods live here, in the trees and the rivers. They watch over us. We are happy: we hunt, we love, we have families, homes, a good life. But sometimes we must fight! The Romans disturb the gods; they burn the forests; they take what is ours, wives, children, land! And the Romans talk of how they will 'help us and protect us'. They put us to sleep with golden promises: when we wake, all that we had is gone-stolen! They take our sons and turn them into little Romans. Gah! So we fight to keep what is ours, what must stay ours! There can be no peace, no peace with Romans, men of stone, and iron, and lies! There can be only war!
>>75913917
When you kiss someone you really like for the first time it's great because it feels like you're telling each other how much you like each other without words if that makes sense
>>75914058
*doesn't shut up nerd*
nothing you can do about it, enculé
>>75913856
*imagines it*
now what
i hear the rain i hear the rain i hear the rain gotta kill the pain
>>75914043
TRIARII!
DRAPES
>>75913917
Warm, soft, and wet. You can taste the girl's mouth; it's not a bad taste at all but there's definitely... a taste. You put your hands on her waist or wherever so you can feel here there as well. The smell of her perfume fills your nostrils as it floats up from her neck. The whole time it is happening your heart is racing and your body is flush with adrenaline. The last time I kissed a girl (some 18y/o rando in a club) I was literally smiling like an idiot the entire time because it had been several years since I had previously touched anyone else.
tired of far right paganists on youtube. are there NO good far right christian youtubers?
>>75914128
very redundant
Woah! This totally changed my perspective!
>>75913829
I'm sure there's an alternate reality/universe where this is the case. Those space legionnaires would be pretty sexy.
>>75913707
Looks alri. Not too far into the southside and its a solid price. Near stations so you can get around the city pretty cheaply as well.
>>75914190
Neville Longbottom
>>75914190
cute girl, would get her pregnant and take responsibility
pirate scumbags
>>75914190
shes right you know
Teresa May can't even have discussions with the DUP tomorrow because it's a Sunday.
Absolute Monty Python sketch.
>>75914190
she has a point there
il y a trop defrançaisicitte
>>75914209
Seems too good to be true. Like that kitchen is proper fucking nice as well.
Only concern is the suspiciously smashed up fence out front.
>>75914235
she isn't, stupid bitch
>>75914091
Best intro. Liked the remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2-_3YVrXwQ
>>75914263
wow, so much for the tolerant left
>having a job
>good
but if harry potter had a job he wouldnt have the time to stop voldemort
>>75914190
Neville Longbottom, you cunt. Also read another fucking book already
>Troopz was on the big screen at E3 saying "hunter's mad senpai. goals. goals. goals."
kek
honestly want to fucking die
i think this is the lowest point of my psyche, i literally cannot find a reason to live no matter how much i try
i'm too autistic to live like a normal person but not autistic enough to be blissfully unaware
>>75914241
country's absolutely fucked isn't it
je te hais
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72KbeqN7pZ4
our lad
>Sunday tomorrow
>rapid descent towards work on Monday
need my grey matter (brain not bollock) splattered over the walls
>the letter v
I think you'll find the name VOLDEMORT begins with a V. The name Harry Potter DOES NOT.
Checkmate V apologists.
>>75914241
BoJo is apparently maneuvering to kick out May. Things will get very entertaining soon.
je t'aime
>>75913990
>hey anon can I stay at yours tonight
>sure baby, just crawl into this hole, ooh mind the manure
>>75914190
>"adults" discussing children's fiction
Thinking of joining the DUP, give me ONE reason not to
Drink like 12 cups of coffee a day just to ward off depression
>>75914360
gove and bojo power reunion when
>>75914221
>>75914310
Why? Never read the books
toujours vivant puisque je crie
>>75914389
When Labour take power, your name will be added to "the list"
>>75914323
The only thing that's keeping me going is to enjoy the little things in life. And treating challenges like a video game, everytime I try to challenge myself - it's a level up.
need a bf lads
>>75914261
Arrange a viewing then. I live right near the uni and there are multiple bent street signs around me but there isn't anything in the way of crime. Very likely its just some twat who ran it over.
Obviously its not going to be as nice or safe as the west end but like I said, its not properly into the south of the city.
>>75914442
are you a girl?
the hunter, has become the hunted
https://twitter.com/LordBuckethead
loooool so f*ckin epic *retweets* *upvotes* FUCK le tories we millennials showed we DO matter this election. WE are a force to be reckoned with
viva la revolutione, comrades!
>>75914348
if i had an apartment to myself and no plans for a wife or family. i could easily live off 3 days of work a week.
perhaps 4 if i wanted to also do some foreign travel.
unfortunately 9 to 5, 5 days a week is the universally accepted amount of work even though i imagine most people spend most of their hours at work dossing about.
>>75914406
implying the two of them stand a chance against jezza
Business idea: pub called the Whinging Minge
*trolls you*
#WOKE
>>75914407
prophecy said something about circumstances of birth, and both Neville and Harry fullfill the requirements of the prophecy that says one of them will be the end of voldy. Voldemort tries to cheat fate and decides to kill Harry before he kills him but only ends up making Harry the chosen one of the prophecy.
*posts*
>>75914470
dunno what I'm supposed to be seeing here
some old solider getting his willy sucked, but what's the significance?
@75914530
>knowing all this
sod off nerd
what is aishas twitter handle nowadays
>>75914500
If even fucking May can beat him then Gove and Boris will tear this clown a new one
>>75914310
>read another fucking book already
"If Edmond Dantès' mother had an abortion, who would've risen to a high rank in the French merchant navy only to be betrayed by his jealous friends and framed for treason and sent to prison where he could learn of a secret cache of treasure hidden on a secluded island in the Mediterranean, which he could use to create a new identity and weave a long and complicated web of revenge after making his escape from prison?"
https://twitter.com/LordBuckethead/status/873138975002820610
Business idea: Convince women to have sex with men for money and give me a cut
>>75914525
umm bit racist x
>>75914572
@KarlMarxsCumSleeveAlsoMyDaddyDidntLoveMe
Damn, emily blunt looks like THAT!?
>>75914577
>He needs to stop, his fifteen minutes has ended
got no time for racists, sexists or bigots in my life
Universal suffrage was a mistake
>>75914428
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
>>75914428
Would impregnate all of these.
>>75914606
This image should be a war crime
>>75914363
>implying i wouldn't rent it out to londoners who have never seen such a vast living space in their lives and would consider 8k a month to be a bargain for a literal hole in the ground
>>75914606
white women
smdh
>>75914606
Jenna's revenge
>>75914575
This is not even jezza's final form. He'll have a Mangekyō Sharingan by the next election.
>>75914606
She's got a nice bum
>>75914606
>blunt
More like Emily Podgy, heh.
>>75914612
>Plot about 30 points
>Don't name 25 or so
Ah yes, very High IQ design
IQ isn't a legitimate way of judging intelligence
aisha was on tankietakes
>>75914323
remember that there was a time when you didnt feel like this, and there will be a time when you dont feel like this. It is horrible though. One tip that makes a massive difference is take vitamin d every day and get at least half an hour of exercise
*doesn't sod off nerd*
enculé
>>75914664
t. microbrainlet
>>75914664
t.brainlet
Garantee im the smartest one in this thread, iq of 127
>run worst ever election campaign in the history of election campaigns
>still manages to form a government ahead of "man of the people" socialist knobhead and his fat sheboon cronies
>socialist knobhead's diehard supporters claim this is a victory
hmm interesting
@67
don't know what or who this is
Maybe Richard Hammond should just stop driving fast, he is clearly shit at it.
anxiety attacks are mental
>>75914667
Is she being serious
Utter moron
>>75914704
well MY IQ is 128 so nerr
>>75914735
umm, sweetie no just no.
I got an A on my 11plus, and you?
heh
>>75914664
>people calling you a brainlet
there the real brainlets
i took a IQ test the other day and got 80, even though im a genios, so theres something wrong with them
>>75914667
don't know what that is, but why do this account's tweets have so many retweets when it only has about 2k followers
have a frankly wholly unreasonable hatred for emojis in normal text/conversation
>>75914708
>@67
>>75913767
That doesn't make any sense you retard.
my iq is AT LEAST triple digits
get rekt nerds
>>75914708
FON(ewfag)
FOJF
FOK
You harassed my cattle, I'm callin the law!
Based, going to play as women soldiers in the first world war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3zza3ofZ0Q
>>75914735
129 mate
>>75914749
A+ mate
>>75914705
They know they're going to win the next election in about 12 months.
i'm racist lads
>A+ mate
Umm, cupcake, highest score was an A
>>75914667
good fucking lord
pure spastic
Me in the top tier
>>75914799
back to the pol discard
>>75914784
there weren't women soldiers in the first world war
>>75914772
>FOK?
>>75914784
remember when people got hyped for that game but it ended up being just another shite generic shooter everyone put down after 5 minutes?
Wish they'd do a reboot of BF1942, keep the gameplay exactly the same just update the maps. Objectively the best FPS of all time
>>75914793
This
>>75914831
kraut i assume
>>75914704
To poster number seven five nine one four seven zero four
I have a state tested and confirmed IQ of 142
>>75914817
Hjlalmar Shat his pants
>>75914829
bigot
>>75914667
The DPRK probably isn't as bad as the western media makes it out to be, since they are still enemies and people love to here about how bad it is, but its not exactly a good or acceptable place either. You still live under a dictatorship, with people her age having survived famines whilst also dealing with massive levels of corruption and government sanctioned cruelty.
>>75914829
A bit bloody sexist mate
>>75914817
>Rippentrop
>not gibbering ape tier
baffling
>>75914808
They only told you that to make you feel better.
>>75914829
racist pig
Looking good lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q51LZ2HpbE
was on the train the other day and a bunch of gooks sat near me and started eating sushi
moved to another car
>>75914855
if youre so smart then tell me, how many fingers am I holding up?
>>75914829
>what is the women's death battalion
getting my daily dose of 'nation street
>>75914851
If you don't know the correct answer do NOT reply to me.
Fucking Noongah cunt
Ahh yes, the prime /brit/ 'no social life' hours
>>75914817
ive got the same iq as joachim von ribbentrop
>>75914903
6 on the left hand, 2 on the right
>>75914784
>3 million Russian men die in WW1
>get genderwashed by Swedish cucks 100 years later
L-lovin life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUKQIlHu3tk
>>75914817
absolute state of julius streicher
>>75914895
its shit lad
star wars jedi academy is still the best sw game
>>75914829
Russia used women soldiers in both world wars. Apparently they make excellent snipers and good guerrilla troops. There was a Russian women's air regiment in WW2 as well.
>>75914935
wrong, 4 on my left hand none on my right
brainlet
>>75914903
Prefer not to say
>>75914817
>the propagandist was the thickest of the bunch
meks u thenk
>>75914945
The best star wars game was the racing game on the N64
>>75914936
Russians deserve to die for being Russian though
>>75914975
yeah? *shows you two fingers, one in each hand*
>>75914861
>>75914865
>>75914885
Not an argument
>>75914908
essentially a minuscule government backed militia backed by the provisional Russian government near the end of the war for the sake of boosting morale among actual troops.
fairly sure a group of ex-friends and others have been conspiring against me for some time
feel like timothy james byrne but this is actually real
alri lads
>>75914817
Albert Speer devotes several chapters in his autobiography to ranting about this. He personally felt he was far more intelligent than everyone else in the leadership and was pissed when his test showed him as very average. Fucking gassing as the thought.
>>75914817
So Hitler's IQ was literally off the chart.
>>75914961
they only used women because they were getting btfo and got desperate
... Yep TM bagged a Sticker ... Swipe down ... Picture 10 June 2017 ...
Everything I do, I do for my queen. Not my government
>>75914817
mussolini had an iq of 143
fugging hell, wonder what they all could have achieved in other fields
>>75915014
Kill me, Pete
>>75914817
>rosenberg
no way he didn't have jewish ancestry
>>75914961
they only used them because all the men were dead
>>75915023
>women being added to a """WWI""" game where everyone is using automatic weapons and Mark IV tanks are zooming around at 60mph
god forbid it'll ruin the realism
>>75914936
>implying Russia is not the natural enemy of all scandies
>>75915141
It does ruin the aesthetic though also
>not using the based lewis gun
WHAT IS A STICKER
WHAT IS A SWIPE DOWN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>75915092
they would have achieved good marks on IQ tests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=197&v=knXIYXDFh4U
literally a perfect chune 2bqh
>>75915014
Kill me, Pete
>>75915141
It's a lie m8
simple as
>muh IQ
I have an IQ of 150 and yet I'm a NEET
IQ means literally nothing if you're a lazy cunt
>>75915014
Kill me, Pete
>>75915137
Really puts all those rapes committed by the Red Army at the end of the war in a new light...
how do i get a gf?
>>75915208
Proof of high iq?
>>75914817
fuck it looks like the nazis really were ubermensch
>tfw too inteligent to work hard
>>75915226
np
>>75915235
you don't
>>75915235
get your name on the official government waiting list
>>75914704
Mine is 150
>>75915235
First you have to get dubz
>>75915235
wish i could tell ya
>>75915272
fuck off
don't post in leftypol early threads
>>75915272
>25 posts early
fuck off
My IQ is 32094
beat that
>>75915054
imagine how shit you'd feel to spend decades talking about your superiority to other races like the slavs, invade russia, BTFO them to the point they have to start using women as frontline troops and you STILL end up getting BTFO yourself by them
utterly bizarre why anyone would think positively about the nazis desu
>>75915252
>von papen
>nazi
que
bollocks have a sweet foul smell
>>75915290
Prrofz??
>>75915226
absolutely will not stand for this bullshit anymore
i know you're not supposed to announce reports but it's worth it to get the word out
>>75915272
shall NOT be perusing this thread
>>75915324
Ok. Mine is infinity plus 1 to the power of TREE(9000)
>>75915337
yeah
people who make corbyn threads 40 posts early
Waiting for the Janhammer to fall.
>>75915350
fuck off snitch
Welp..Goodnight!!! *slide open blinds because I'm Rebellious...lights 3 candles...pure a glass of wine...grabs only thee finest lotion*
Thread is still alive.
>>75911173
i...
i see myself way too much on that image. I need to get out of here.
>>75914724
had 1 today m8, awful