you're forced to spend the rest of your life in one of these

Either here or Chile

>>75903038
Under what conditions?
>Poor
Ecuador or Colombia Andes
Great weather, fertile soil and cheap cost of living

suriname since I already speak dutch

brazil since i already speak portuguese

>>75903038
uruguay

>weed
>leftish
>free healthcare
>not a reaggeton shithole

one of the meme islands in the carribean. cayman islands or something

>>75903038

Brazil. All of these countries are shit to average jobs anyway

>>75903199

Not reggeaton, but cumbia villera


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bqobYgSmsRA

>>75903038
uruguay or argentina

>>75903038
DF Mexico, or Uruguay

>>75903318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWodAv1KHaM

LOS

Mexicahtlan :333

brazil so I can finally taste uma delicia sopa de macaco

>>75903038
Brazil

>>75903206
This. And I become a gigolo for milf tourists

Here

One of those small islands so I can live off selling coconuts like Rihanna

>>75904388
u gotta go back

>>75904390
Rihanna lives off selling coconuts?, kek

>>75903038

this is a sinking shithole, but i's stay here regardless

Jamaica

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>>75904953
She did I think

>>75903038
Argentina or Chile because they are the most development countries in South America, also Urugway, Mexico and Brazil can be ok tier

Panama. In a country without tax system and financial regulations you can make some serious money (unless some doped up peasant kills you first).

Argentina would be a second choice. Safer, but going down a dangerous commie road.

>>75903142
Sure, come here. Whe you want to buy a car, electronics or clothing, you'll see it's not cheap

Panama by far

>>75905671
>Safer, but going down a dangerous commie road.
?

Uruguay, my soul mate lives in Uruguay <3

>>75905793
>implying macri isn't more leftwing than pretty much everyone outside Bolivia, Ecuador, and Venezuela now

>>75905793
Compare 1950s Argentina with todays Argentina.

Your stupid socialist policies are ruining the country. People should stop voting based on who promises them the most gibsmedat.

>>75903038
Belize because I already speak English and there are Maya pyramids.

>>75905847
lol no, wtf
>a businessman
>commie
also, his policies aren't commie at all

Argentina

>>75905865
>Your stupid socialist policies are ruining the country
these were the pseudo-commies from the last government who stole everything and let us with 18 million welfare leeches to gain votes
>People should stop voting based on who promises them the most gibsmedat.
100% agreed, but was peronism who produced that, not Macri

Brazil, Cisplatina province

Here

>>75905875
If you are into that you could live in ligingston in Guatemala and visit better pyramids

western mejico

>>75903038
Either here or Chile

Eh, just pump me full of ayahuasca and send me into the Bolivia salt plains I'm sure I'll be fine.

>>75905671
>without tax system and financial regulations
Thoes are some funny implications. Yes, we are a fithy tax haven but we do pay taxes n' shiet. kek.

>>75903038
Argentina is the answer because they are a welfare state

>>75903038
Why do people like Uruguay so much? Does anything ever happen there? Are there any jobs anyway?

>>75903038
Argentina is white-ish so should have the most attractive women.

>>75905724
Well here it's cheap except for cars, but you don't need it if you live in a city

>>75903038
Argentina
>former top 10 GDP nation with a promising GDP growth
>not much noticeable romanticism towards dictatorship so relatively stable
>basically the Canada of South America (large territory with a relatively low pop. density, relatively peaceful, slightly irrelevant, unique, pretty decent quality of life)

>>75911315
>not much noticeable romanticism towards dictatorship so relatively stable
I think argentina is the country who has been the longest under dictatorships in all south america

Peru ofc

>>75911583
>I think argentina is the country who has been the longest under dictatorships in all south america
it did, but after the falklands war I imagine it left a pretty bad public opinion towards it
plus, it's further investment in western markets and diplomatic relations in the west would mean the gov't will try to steer away from going dictatorship again

>>75910881
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>75910958
Britain is also white-ish, but your women look like french whores

>>75911824
are french whores ugly?

considering hdi/ihdi/gdp/peace-index and other meaningful metrics

chile > uruguay >> costa rica > cuba > panama
argentina is questionable
the rest are varying degrees of dung

>>75911641
el albaniANO

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>>75911915
Yes.

>>75912072
wew

>>75911763
Argentina has been 7 years under dictatorship (1976-1983) and Falklands war was a shit, most survivors went mad or suicided, there's a lot to read about survivors stories

Uruguay Chile or Costa Rica

mexico because we have the closest ties with them

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>>75903038
Mexico

>everyone can say X because they already speak my language
>I cannot

Sudoku is not an option?
Then Cuba

>>75903038
I think Chile and Argentina are the most stable ones, but I would have to do some actual research before moving.

Btw if I knew spanish I'd seriously consider at least living a few years in south america. It's a very interesting continent and the people are a lot closer to our culture than north europeans or north americans.

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>>75903038
Very difficult to answer
Peruvian altiplano, but I would rather live in Patagonia along the Chilean/Argentina border because of better infrastructure.

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>>75903038
Falklands.

Brazil. I'll bring my business and money with me and build a small cabin out in the rainforest, build relations with natives and obtain a native gf

>>75903038
Aruba, because it has superior Dutch culture and is actually a redeemable, developed region.

>>75903038
Anywhere but Argentina.

>>75903038
Chile obviously.

It is MUY BONITO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc0LU7y3btU

>>75903038

If I weren't poor, definitely Colombia.

I've only been there and Ecuador in South America, but I had a ball of a time in Colombia. Lovely country, warm people, fantastic weather, and beautiful terrain.

Thinking about going there for a year after I graduate if I can't immediately get into the Peace Corps and a masters program.

>>75903038
urgay is a shithole so i'd go for cuba

>>75920545
>cuba
>not one of the biggest latin american shitholes after venezuela and haiti

>Pick Argentina
>Emigrate to Falklands since they can't admit Falklands are British without admitting that MALVINAS NO SON ARGENTINAS
>Just come home since no restrictions now that i'm already back in blighty.

I'll be back on my couch jacking it to hentai before tuesday

>>75920545
>urgay is a shithole

urgay is most whitest country in entire america

here tb h

>>75920701
Yeah I mean, if 10 people live in your country, 5 of hem being white I guess you could say you live in the whitest country on lat.

>>75903038
FOWF. Let us be irreelevatn

>>75903038
Panama I'd work at the Panama canal since I can speak English.

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>>75903038
>you're forced to spend the rest of your life in one of these countries, which one would you choose and why?
>(sudoku isn't an option)

I spend every last bit of my life savings on paying someone to kil me, maybe a professional hitman.

>>75903038
Stay here, but if I had to get out of Mexico City then it'd be Monterrey or the capital of Brazil, Colombia, Peru, Argentina or Chile, life is supposed to be good there too.

>>75921134

Argies got it bad...
kek

argentina desu despite the /int/ memes

>>75921036
I don't think you can work at the canal with no spanish.

>>75922618
what /int/ memes? argentina being a fucking brown ass amerindian shithole with a borderline retarded national iq is not a meme.

>>75914902
Argentina is as stable as Greasee has been in the last decade.

Argentina or Uruguay

no doubt

>>75923309
Well I'd learn it I wouldn't just dick around

>>75903038
Argentina for me. Ushuaia, specifically.

Chile and Uruguay would be my next choices because muh southern cone.

>>75903517
>>75905671
>>75905943
>>75910817
>>75910958
>>75911315
>>75914902
>>75922618
>>75923907
>>75923953
Wrong answer. We are effectively full.

Mine

>>75924014
Oh, don't be that way. <3

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>>75903038
Uruguay :)

Safest place is apparently Chile, so Chile. Going by culture only, Argentina.

>>75903318
cumbia is great

>>75903038
Uruguay or Cost Rica
The real answer: LOS ESTADOS

Buenos Aires, Argentina
quizas chile, si los memes del HDI son ciertos

>>75903038
Arshentina

>>75903038

Mexico or Uruguay.

The rest are shit.

>>75905661

>Argentina
>Developed country

choose one.

>>75903038
I am already

>>75925229
Why do so many Mexicans hate Argentina? You're far away and barely interacted with each other. Is it because they're white and you're not?

>>75925429
It is because they suck at football.

They are literal envious negros

>>75925429

It's because the country is shit and they are in denial.

That's why.

Ur gay maybe

>>75925483

As far as I know, we have more Football than Argentina.

You meant soccer, maybe?

>>75903038
>which one would you choose and why?
Argentina or Uruguay, because they are still European to some degree.

Many of latin America cities are dangerous?
(for example Caracas in Venezuela and São Paulo in Brazil)
So I will live in countryside of Argentine.

>>75924728
Y por qué mierda emigran? Reproduzcanse y pueblen

>>75925492
The irony.

>>75925521
What football are you talking about? Shartegg?

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Uruguay or Costa Rica, but Chile is better anyway.

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>>75925521
>You meant soccer, maybe?

>>75925573

We, Mexicans are not in denial about their country issues, while Argentinians think they are the best country in Latin America (maybe because is the only place they know?)

Mexico and Brazil are the top economies in Latin America.

>>75925521
>soccer
That's at the same level as congos saying columbia. Sorry m8, but kys

>>75925632
Mexico greatest ally desu. You guys love your country, are a family oriented society and understand business, just like us.
>inb4 chicanos and whatever

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>>75925632

forgot pic

>>75925772

And Monterrey is not even in the capital of México.

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>>75925229
is not look bad desu

>>75925521
Come on man, what the fuck

>>75925838
jaskasjaksjakjskajskjaa

France maybe the UK

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Why do Mexicans on /int/ harbor such irrational and disproportional hate towards us?
We've done nothing to deserve this from you guys.

>>75925521
This is beyond me.

>>75925970
ITT it's just one guy.
Like a month ago we had a thread were the roles were the complete opposite

>>75925970
Argies pick on mexicans here everyday what the fuck are you talking about? It's argies that have an obsession with mexicans, and I can't undertsand why

>>75925429
We don't actually. Average Mexicans don't think of them, but the ones that do usually tend to like Argentina. These are just retarded YT faggots like >>75920861 said, and it isn't only for Mexico but also Argentina, Spain and the rest.

>>75925521
>soccer
kys mk

>>75925970
I ask myself the same when I see the argie proxy making Mexico hate threads.

>>75925970
dey rasis

>>75925632
The average argie doesn't travel. They come here and they literally shit themselves with simple things like rental bikes or a non smelly metro

>>75926222
>rental bikes
bikes as in bycicles or motorbikes?

>>75926274
The first, it's kinda of normal in Yurop.

I refuse to speak spanish