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Xavi.
Edition.
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Nothing left to do.
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>>75899765
Xavi is a footballer
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sophie
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amazing how people forget that Theresa May supported Remain during the referendum
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Nothing right to do.
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>>75899765
ever since The president came out I've been wondering if The aunt may do similar
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>>75899765
I'd very much like to fuck you
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...swipe down...
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>>75899765
me on the right, you on the left
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Been trying to shag this girl in my circle of friends from uni for the last year

Got one last chance before she leaves and we both graduate
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a love owayses n a lov drogs
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You sluts will post in any old thread, won't you?
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amazing to think even if labour shored up all of the SNP and Lib dem seats they still wouldn't have enough. it literally all depends on English labour appealing to the middle england blue constituencies
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corbyn will never be prime minister, due to age if nothing else
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picture of the first lady of france
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muslim banter
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>>75899879
PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
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>>75899899
Lel
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I'm sorry but was this the last GE ever? Oh right no it wasn't, there will be hundreds more. Jezza only has to wait 5 years and he will be PM. Does not winning in 2017 mean you can't win in 2022? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. If it wasn't for so called "lefty" Scotland voting in the Tories, Jezza would be PM this very moment

Labour have a clear path to an overall majority. Places like Calder Valley, Norwich North and Aberconwy have now gone from stretch targets to ultra-marginals. Labour only need a 3.5% swing across 61 seats and it's Prime Minister Corbyn
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The last time I tricked out I brought four hoes to my place
They call me Gucci Mane Picasso cause I painted they face
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hello Lads how was The election
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>>75899965
Boring as fuck compared to yours.
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>>75899904
Religious people are weird.
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kinda gay dechu
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>>75900000
ruined GET
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anime
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Best part of Corbyn winning was shutting up the Blairites. Next Target is May.
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>>75900000
good lad claiming it for /brit/
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find it amazing how music that sounds like it came from completely different eras was released relatively close together

for example, kate bush's wuthering heights was released only 8 years after the beatles released Let It Be. for context, Katy Perry's 'I kissed a Girl' is 9 years old this year.
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Rangers fans now control Britain
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hate myself

love drinking by myself
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>>75900000
'nime
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any lads here left the house today? was tempted but the sun went in
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The weekend:

Bathe
Do dishes
Play Civ 4 (Realism Invictus) for 36 hours
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OwO what is this
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>>75900014
post more sex anim
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>>75900084
doxxed
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>>75900084
Horny lads commenting on your hot naked pics?
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... swipe down is freedom ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxy66wtiwDU
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>next 100 posts are going to be replying to a silly gay jap
hate get threads
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>>75899895
like they did in canterbury
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looking for an aesthetic documentary about the troubles with footage by an journalist embedded with a militia and long rolling shots of the irish countryside set to alien sicario-like music

does such a thing exist?
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https://youtu.be/wySpzs5S1Eg
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>>75900084
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been up since 10pm
feeling sleepy
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>>75900084
drop me a pm mate
reddit.com/u/dormers
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strongly considering another wank
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>>75900088
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hmmmmmmmmmmm

http://i.4cdn.org/biz/1497083898341.jpg
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Do you have a lot of frens?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497078566308.webm
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>>75900164
nonce
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>>75900075
haven't left my bed yet desu
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>>75900164
end of my willy did a tingle
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>>75900164
the wife that bitcoin built
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that gay brit with kitty is so cute and arousing :333
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>>75900199
nonce
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Are there any good english war songs?

Looking for something like this
https://youtu.be/JA4baP70tVc
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>>75900154
>posting in r/Hanoi
is dormers the Vietnam poster?
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>>75900161
have literally wanked to hundreds of GDP and mompov videos
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts59qhi3qek
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Reddit wankers should be killed
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my lil niggas with the shits dont play around
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>>75900257
NONCE

DO NOT OPEN THIS

JANNY, HELP
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fuck the Lib Dems
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>>75900175
I have 3. Used to have about 30.

I think the trick is to be friends with everyone you meet until you know them well, then cut out the arseholes until you have 3-4 good mates who are honest and whose company you enjoy. It's hard to be nice when making lots of friends, then ruthless as you cut them out of your life, but it's the only way to have a good little group of mates without knobheads bothering you.

Bit awkward when I run into one of the runts I disowned in public though. I live in a relatively small city.
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Feel as though I've barely mentally matured since I was 13
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could heem anyone that voted for the Yorkshire psrty
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>>75900164
>tfw no gf to go driving with
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>>75900293
Give it time mate, two years isn't enough time to really grow as a person.
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>>75900281
Unironically voted lib dem. If there's a reelection I will vote Labour for tactical purposes.
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>>75900221
yes
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touched myself. ._.
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>>75900314
There was a Yorkshire party? I didn't read the card, I just saw UKIP and instinctively crossed that box.
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>>75900315
The girl in that webm isn't the guy's gf; she's a prossie. Every single webm he has ever posted is either them in his car or in a hotel room. Also he gets extremely hostile the moment anyone points out that she's blatantly a prossie.
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>>75900336
hot
pics?
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Rising storm 2: Vietnam
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>>75900315
shouldn't her eyes be on the road?
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>>75900337
>I didn't read the card, I just saw UKIP and instinctively crossed that box.
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Strength: 1

Agility: 1

Intelligence: 999

Simple as
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>accidentally make eye contact with a girl as I'm getting on a train
>as I instantly look away I notice her look away so quickly I'm surprised she didn't get whiplash on the spot
>think in a mock girl voice, "Like, eww, he's not Chad!"
>see a really Chad looking guy getting on as well
>think in a mocking and really deep voice, "Hey Stacey, get over here you dumb bitch!" and the girl squealing in delight

This is basically my internal thought process 24/7. And then I bought chocolate and carb filled sandwiches at Tesco on the way home and saw lots of Staceys there as well which was tortuous. How am I supposed to compete with outgoing, loud, boorish Chads with better faces than me? Deadlifting over 5 plate did little.
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Touched myself because Romaian twink with kitty aroused me ...
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>>75900358
will SMASH you on hill 937 you little PONCE
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tories out
refugees in
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>>75900371
good post
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>>75900127
https://tubedubber.com/?q=G7lvRanCS14:q3GHRYC_nQg:0:100:0:0:1

something like this boys

PLEASE
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cat
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>>75900411
really cannot empathise with finding bloke's arses attractive
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>>75900356
sorry no pics cuz I'm sitting in track suit and sweater - that isnt hot
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>>75900400
why does labour love refugees so much
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>Touched myself because Romaian twink with kitty aroused me ...
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keep very nearly sneezing but losing it right at the last millisecond

now I just have a runny nose and nothing to show for it
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>>75900347
You'd think he would stop making threads on /gif/ about her but he's addicted to (You)s
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>>75900405
Samefag or leftypol?

I'll guess leftypol.
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>>75900347
and who's that guy? where does he post them?
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>>75900411
h o t
>>75900429
I disagree, show me
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>>75900407
yeah let me just whip one up for you right now mate

fuck off
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>Samefag or leftypol?
>I'll guess leftypol.
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>>75900380
Spend less time on 4chan please

It's not healthy to think like this
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>>75900411
madre mia, me chocking on your big throbbing cock
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>russian twink gets pounded on by burly bears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zdBxEm4cu0
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>>75900436
It's a political investment. Same reason your Democrats love illegal immigrants, their kids will be lefty voters that they can pander to by vilifying the right as racist.
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>>75900467
*becomes republic*
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>>75900428
Really?
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HMS Autism is coming along nicely, lads.
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>>75900463
Some white guy who lives in SEA. He posts on /gif/ regularly.
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having posted alongside gays for a while, i realise why gay is used as a pejorative. the gays really are gay
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GETTING A BIT FUCKING BENT NOW LADS
CAN YOU TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH
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>>75900509
yeah, cant get the association with poo out of my head
weird cos i like anal with girls
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMTbFSJ_Tr4
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>>75900411
I SEE A WILLY JANNY JANNY JANNY
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does the dup even care about what happens outside of ulster?
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>>75900511
you posted the exact same picture yesterday
so no it isnt, fuck up cunt
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>>75900511
Looking good

Cool hobby
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>>75900553
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>tfw everyone consider you gay unless you prove u r grill
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business idea: ban gays because they can't stop themselves from being utter living stereotypes riddled with diseased and with nonce tendencies


supporting evidence: this thread
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>>75900553
Kek
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have I just been raped by a girl?
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Bonjour. Je suis Pepe Grénouille.
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oh yeah well done, really made a good job of that didnt you
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>>75900600
how is that unreasonable
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>>75900617
>nonce tendencies
>supporting evidence: this thread
hmmm
I'm not seeing it
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>>75900624
Is she fat? If yes, then yes.
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just finished lunch
FOR MY SINS
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Not gonna lie, former leftypol user here. This is fucking hilarious watching leftypol crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let them raid /brit/ any longer.
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Imagine being gay and a virgin

You have to be an actual mentally ill wanker to accomplish that
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>>75900600
be my gf
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going to make a cup of tea
FOR MY SINS
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>be grill
>flirted with cute Brit twink with cute kitty
>HURR DURR HOMOS HOMOS EVERYWHERE
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>>75900670
yep, that's me
I don't know how to get a bf
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ludicrous amount of blood on my pillow case
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Moinul Hussain BTFO
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>>75900654
>>75900690
is that a good gimmick do you think or so-so
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>>75900624
s-sorry, I just like homobois..
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*pushes you AND a pushpop*
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>>75900693
You're a fucking girl? This whole time?! Not a cute lad?!
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>>75900647
>every single image is of young looking men
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>>75900693
Haha I like Cat too :3
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>>75900738
>18 to 20 somethings
Yes clear evidence of noncery here
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>>75900693
SUG
MY
BENIS
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>>75900553
Stuck a bit of walnut on the keel just for you, m8
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The gf is making peepee
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>>75900735
s-sorry. I just wanted some attention from a twink cute poster
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eating some very old cake
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>>75900654
>>75900690
you can eat til you're as big as any one of bubba's boys and it still ain't gonna get your soul anywhere close to clean.
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>>75900732
>>75900784
I've been conned, tricked... I feel betrayed, used, violated... I have to go
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Why are brit lads generally so much better looking than brit slags?
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>>75900782
Are you the iced coffee lad?
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>>75900782
is this youre inspo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEZqisCYz8U
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>>75900761
It clearly is. Actively seeking out adults that look underage makes you a nonce.
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>>75900808
men tend to look better than women when you're gay
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>>75900808
weird innit?
I'm not complaining, love it myself, the more hot lads the better tbqh
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Is he here?
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10TH COFFEE OF THE DAY
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>>75900830
They don't look underage though.
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>>75900852
haha i like how you used caps for this post x
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>>75900838
Nah but foreign women are so much better looking

Best looking girl at my college was jewish
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnqIcF61GQ
a wild cat? good guess, but i'll have you know this is actually me before my first sip of the day
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You arrive in London
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>>75900895
pics x
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>>75900818
No, why?
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>>75900916
forgot her

but she was cute and had a nice arse
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>>75900879
nonce with HIV detected
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dunno which is worse:

being a 30yo browsing 4chan having spent my early twenties in semi-normiedom..

or being an early 20s and spending all your time on 4chan
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LOVE pints
LOVE slags
LOVE ingerland

'Ate fwrongers
'Ate lefdists
'Ate Islum
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>>75900951
not a nonce and I don't have HIV
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AAAAAAAAAAHH
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>>75900825
Nah, it's Santa Maria.
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ever watched porn and then realised your headphones aren't plugged in properly?
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>>75900929
He was into sanding some shit last summer
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>>75900990
I don't watch porn with headphones because I can't hear people walking in
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good day //brit/
what a night it was
one to tell the grandkids about ey
so whats it been like here, what happened, what did i miss, who died, who lived, are we still spending every single thread babbling halfformed political opinions or have we moved on yet
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>>75900990
no because I can afford bluetooth headphones
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>tfw mums emotionally unstable but im dependent on her
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>>75901014
We've been posting porn and waifus. It's actually been ok by weekend /brit/ standards
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>>75901014
politics is definitely begining to fade out and thank god
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>>75900808
Brits and russians are the perfect matches because russians have ugly men and fit birds
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>>75901049
>>75901056
yes, good.
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Remember that time a few years ago when a British Pakistani family all got assassinated in the French alps by a motorcycle hitman? What was the deal with that?
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>>75899886
>they don't sage until a better one is made
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>>75901091
simple as
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Which one of you lads is this?

https://twitter.com/LordBuckethead/status/873092191173828612
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7otvxi7f-nE
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*comes from behind you*
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>>75901091
yeah, the dad had some shady associates if I remember correctly
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>bluetooth headphones
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remeber when the simpsons did a paki epiode with a family of sheeds and homer thinks theyre going to blow up the shopping centre but theyre not and its all big a mundersutanding
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>>75901128
*cums from my behind*
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>>75901155
squeezing out my massive load are you?
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>>75901148
there you are
have you seen kingdom of heaven
youd like it its up youre street got swords and hema lessons in it
were doing that tonight
will it be there plese
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Weapons Engineer: "Tubes one and two reloaded, captain."
Watch Officer: "Ship sighted captain. German merchant ship, large cargo. Bearing zero one seven, heading one one seven degrees east, four knots."
Captain: "Get your men below, Jensen. Davidson, dive to fifteen metres. Up attack periscope."
Navigation Officer: "Depth holding at fifteen metres, captain."
Captain: "All stop. Set torpedo range... three four zero metres. Bearing, zero two five. Fire torpedo one on my mark... MARK!"
Weapons engineer: "Firing torpedo one."

*does a poo*

Captain: "HIT!"
All: *cheers*
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that caller Laura from Dublin on LBC is worse than Eliza bleed'n' Doolittle.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497107487975.webm
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love how all these brits are now suddenly experts on the DUP

also love how the media keeps wrongly referring to them as 'the Ulster unionists' and variations of this
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Proud alt-right member since 2017. Abstaining from sex (non-religious). Praise Kek! Shadilay!
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a lad spaffed on my face last night

thoughts?
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>>75900988
dont know what that is
now i hate you again wtf?
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Ed Miliband was a volcel
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>>75901226
faggot
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did a big poo about an hour and a half ago and my bumhole has still not recovered
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>adam west died
what the FUCK
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>>75901226
fucking hot
wish I was there x
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>>75901226
gay twat
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*does the virgin walk*
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>>75901226
Gays are disgusting
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>>75901206
The UUP lost all their seats so they're the only Ulster unionists around
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>>75901226
are you gay or a girl
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what went so very very wrong?
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>>75901226
don't like cum on the face, don't mind swallowing though
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adam west is kill
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high schooler here (18). how are you supposed to wank at uni
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>>75901254
*nudges mates and points to you*
hehe lads look at that fucking gimp
*creeps behind you*
*makes a spastic face and copies your walk in an exaggerated fashion*
*everyone busts into hysterical laughter as you turn around and see me*
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ascended again
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>>75901248
Oh my gosh Robin, a bomb!
>A BOMB
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completed a german unit on duolingo
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>>75900898
pakistan looks grim
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got double-crossed by who I thought was my best friend. then it turned out it was all a dream
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Maidenhead is the capital of memes. That one constituency had Lord Buckethead, Elmo and Howling Laud Hope running against each other.
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>>75901305
Prefer not to say
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>>75901227
Columbus' ship.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Mar%C3%ADa_(ship)
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Deano put 50 quid on scotland on the absolute madman
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>>75901287
the global financial crisis
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>>75901275
gay
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>>75901353
carrack
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>>75901091
all me x
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>>75901375
bit gay then
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>>75901226
just puked
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>>75901375
nice x
how big was his cock?
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>>75900336
этo пpeдaтeльcкий aкт пpoтив Poдины.
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want to do a poo
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>>75900981
HIV nonce
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>>75901385
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>>75901415
ruslad...
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>>75900981
HIV nonce
>>
>>75901226
what tribe was he
>>
>>75901148
Remember when he smoked weed with wiggum
And then there was that feature with snoop dogg and his recording booth was full of smoke
And homer came in and inhaled the smoke
lol
>>
>>75901411
8 inches and pretty thick, could have sucked it for hours :3 definitely going to be seeing him again
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>>75901115
not a fan of that shitty meme.
>>
spaffed on a lads face last night.

thoughts?
>>
take back your country, britbongs

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html
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Just watched final destination
What a silly film
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>>75901335
Friendship is a meme.
>>
>>75901460
Just like mine x
Lucky guy, wish I was sucking a big dick right now
>>
oi
>>
>>75901091
wasn't the dad either an arms dealer or related to an arms dealer?
>>
>>75901509
tchau
>>
>>75901335
wish my life was all a dream
>>
>>75901500
>someone actually made this
>someone actually saved this
state of you
>>
>>75901484
>labour wins young voters by focussing on social media
>conservatives ban internet
>labour vote dies
>>
need to get married, enough of funny business
>>
>>75901415
хoтя твoя мaмa любит пить мoя cпepмa

твoe мнeниe?
>>
>>75901480
bit gay
>>
>>75901385
Which is a ship
>>
>>75901559
hmm
>>
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I KNEW WE HAD LOST
>>
how do you argue with someone who believes in snake oil stuff
>>
Bye bye Batman ;_;
>>
doing a walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ9BWesHuMQ
>>
>>75901415
>>75901569
кoт
>>
>>75901610
t-that's hot
I want to kiss a guy
>>
on my way to the toilet to pee
>>
>>75901621
Love these comfy Japan video channels desu
>>
Footy x
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>>75901646
Jocks are bitter af.
>>
чaвинг a вaнк
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So why did your constituency vote the way it did, lads?
>>
#PrayForHammond
>>
>>75901626
иди нaхyй cyкa, мyжины ceйчac гoвopят
>>
>>75901693
Republican
>>
>benders obsessed with attention and parading around their bentness IRL
>benders obsessed with attention and parading around their bentness on /brit/
hmmm
>>
Running a bath and doing a poo at the same time.
>>
>>75901693
we wuz mills and shit
>>
>>75901693
voted labour for the first time in 150 years
bit mental
>>
>>75901693
Mines voted Tory since 2001, was Labour prior to that.
>>
brief me /brit/
what happened in this election?
>>
>>75901693
red rosette, donkey
>>
>>75901686
>чaвинг a вaнк
you should use "х" there instead of "ч" (which is the "ch" sound)
>>
>>75901693
are ben bradshaw is a top lad and we're a student town
>>
>>75901693
Tory won by 31 votes (one of which was mine)
>>
there is literally nothing wrong with being gay
>>
>>75901727
Bit old for /brit/ aren't you mate?
>>
>>75901569
>>75901708

Moє мнeниє: твoй кoммeнтapий oчeнь ґpyбый.
>>75901626
gift
>>
>>75901693
its part of a conurb so we have 4 different parties across the constituencies in it. not a bad mix.
>>
>>75901751
agreed x
t. homosexual
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had an interesting chat in my library with a Cambridge professor who lived in China for 12 years

these are some interesting things he said:
>It is impossible to fluently learn Chinese if you are not a native
He said that there is not a single foreigner who can speak perfect Cantonese alive today. He said that often Chinese people will tell you they have a friend who can, but whenever he investigated these stories they always turned out to be untrue. He also said that if you try to use your imperfect Chinese in anywhere aside from the local area your teacher was from you wont be able to talk to anyone without them trying really hard to understand you
>China is desperately poor
He said that China only seems okay because of the wealth inequality. he said the rural Chinese are on a level similar to Azerbijan
>Chinese people are honest and immensely kind
He said chinese have less formal manners, but in terms of empathy and concern for how the other people feels they are exemplary and far kinder than the West

Hmm.
Nice talking to strangers like that, feels very proper and civilised.
>>
>>75901742
yes, that was what I first thought, but I didn't go on it
>>
>>75901686
я вaнкиcки
>>
Adam West has died, lads
>>
>>75901747
*doxxes you*
>>
>>75901774
>he said the rural Chinese are on a level similar to Azerbijan

WHO CARES JUST LOOK AT THE GDP WOAH ITS HUGE
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>>75901774
yeah but DUDE GLOBAL SUPERPOWER
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>there is literally nothing wrong with being gay
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>>75901774
>It is impossible to fluently learn Chinese if you are not a native
bit depressing
reckon living in shenzhen would be pretty cool desu
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>>75901814
you dont have to be gay to be a drag queen lad
>>
>>75901760
Great post
>>
got a thorn lodged deep in my skin
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>>75901774
>>It is impossible to fluently learn Chinese if you are not a native
>He said that there is not a single foreigner who can speak perfect Cantonese alive today
stopped reading there. completely wrong
>>
>>75901774
wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTmHtOSqHTk
>>
American should have a referendum to join the European Council
>>
>>75901833
you can even be a child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7T6qU16fT4
>>
>>75901814
I'm gay and I hate trannies
>>
got a willy lodged deep in my bum x
>>
>>75901693
old people
>>
>>75901774
how did you get into that convo

when did he live there? china of 2017 is far different to even china of 2007
>>
>lactatia
do her parents hate her that much?
>>
>>75901693
The sitting tory was deleting every question he got on facey
>>
>>75901867
>>75901867
>>
>>75901881
*lactates on you*
>>
>>75901693
Labour
CUZ ME DAD
>>
>>75901738
The bad (good) guys lost seats but still won overall
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