/brit/

/ex-yu/

haha faggots

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Why is the British left so problematic?

>>75891593
liberalism is the product of a luxurious society

>Even one [kike] is too many!
t. Jeremy Corbyn

>>75891681
haha

maybe i should get on this interpals

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gentle reminder that he and jo cox both deserved it

>>75891436
when i was 15 my mate got mugged on Hammersmith Bridge at knifepoint

i used to deliberately walk across it at the same time of day he got mugged (8pm) with a metal pipe in my bag in the hope that i would get mugged too

I figured either I kill the bastard, or he kills me and then gets his life ruined with a nice hefty prison sentence

the police didn't care enough to investigate a mugging, but i was pretty confident they'd care a lot more about a middleclass child being murdered on the street

bit edgy, now i think about it.

>>75891681
where is she from

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>>75891703
honestly the /cp/ threads are hilarious, funnier than /brit/

>>75891713

he was a Muslim (turk father)

>>75891681
Palestine isn't a country

>>75891721
bit extreme but when your live is utterly devoid of genuine experience you can go to great lengths just for a taste of legitimacy

>>75891752
sorry lad I don't speak Yiddish

>>75891721
>the police didn't care enough to investigate a mugging

I used to go to school in Tottenham and every week there would be muggings, people held at knife point etc, almost always perpetrated by blacks and disproportionately targeted at the few white or asian kids. Whenever people reported it to the police they would do fuck all about it, in the end people just stopped reporting it.

It always amazes me when people claim that niggers are picked on by the police when in reality they leave black areas largely ungoverned

did you know
that when it snows

>>75891779
and yet if you tried to defend yourself or refuse to be mugged you'd be lynched

Kinda funny how Israel/Palestine was a big thing up to about 5 years ago and people just don't give a shit about it since

class war when

another day another 8 shots to my liver

>>75891781
small children play
as the wind billows

From a purely self-interested perspective, why would I ever not be a rorke?

>>75891800
Remember when Greece debnts were a big deal?

>>75891800
reckon the lefties are too preoccupied with other things

>>75891721
>bit edgy, now i think about it.
yeah just a bit

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thanks to the lad who recommend episode 184
my willy felt VERY good watching this

>>75891814
that was me
you're welcome
only scene of theirs i've ever really liked

hope Puerto Rico ruin the US flag by making them put 51 stars on it

>>75891779
surely leaving black areas largely ungoverned is an example of the police picking on blacks?

most of the victims of crime there will be black, surely, and theyre getting fucked over just as much as you are

>>75891798
Yes. black-on-white hate crimes are a far bigger issue than the other way and vastly underrepresented in official government statistics.

>you now remember when the BBC, C4 and guardian all lost their shit when they heard a "refugee" in south London had been targeted in a hate crime by a gang leaving a pub, it blew up into a top headline story then when they learnt it was a gang of wogs the police were looking for the story fell away as if it never happened

kek

>>75891814
>BT hotspot wifi won't let me turn safesearch off

VERY unhappy about this development

hey boys, since i'm studying english culture n shit my teachers said i should start following the elections and votings and shit. so i'll be reading your posts now thanks

>>75891843
she gets railed i think

>>75891814
what is this?

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anime
Anime!
ANIME!
anime
Anime!
ANIME!
anime
Anime!
ANIME!

arse is a bit tingly

>>75891852
You just missed the election, it was fucking retarded

>>75891832

blacks won't talk to the police about black on black crime so there's no point investigating it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFhWpTKvD8E

oye mami
come get a little closer

>>75891859
this is sparta hahaha

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anyone else thinking of joining labour?

pretty bizarre that my sexuality only consists of wanking to other people sexing it on camera

Im a big advocate of #FreeTheNipple

>>75891832
>surely leaving black areas largely ungoverned is an example of the police picking on blacks?

Maybe, but the police are an absolute joke at dealing with street crime wherever I have lived

desu I'm all in favour of stop-and-search on black youth (even though official met stats show it hasn't worked, I can tell you anecdotally it does have an effect), yet the first people to be up in arms about it are black people who won't even be targeted by it. The first step to the solution is to admit there is a fundamental problem with black culture and family upbringing that extends beyond "dey poverty" excuses

>>75891887
my dad is a member of the labour party and goes to their rallies and stuff

but hes voted conservative every election since Blair

what is he like haha

utter state of drumpf's presidency

>>75891914
does he like pints?

>>75891871
fuck
I take it your boys didn't win?

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>>75891914
Don't blame him

True radical centrism looks something like the BNP, even if the pseuds in this thread are too afraid to admit it

not a fan of this American-style open racism desu

thought our rorkes were more subtle/sophisticated than this

>>75891903
have you ever tried videoing yourself masturbating and then masturbating to that video?

its a good trick

>>75891921
Is Oktoberfest cancelled because of the refugees?

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>>75891859

girlsdoporn

>>75891913
>I can tell you anecdotally it does have an effect

in which ways? (genuinely curious)

>>75891831
That's unironically the only reason they aren't a state yet and never will be. Best case scenario they'll be incorporated as part of Florida.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497064346246.webm

>>75891941
Nobody won, that's why it was so retarded

The UAE ambassador literally paid the US to allow them to isolate Qatar, and have plans to move their US military base to the UAE. State of affairs

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>>75891913
>even though official met stats show it hasn't worked, I can tell you anecdotally it does have an effect

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>>75891947
nah they're all invited

my cummies taste sweet tonight

>>75891978
very very haram picture

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E overglow lads

>It was 2008 - the start of the financial crisis - and Sullivan’s boss was announcing cuts at the magazine publishing company where she worked. Salaries were being frozen and one in 10 employees faced the sack.
>“This is your fault,” Sullivan recalls her boss telling the assembled workers. “But you can save your job by working harder.”
laughing@these runts

>>75891546
Well imagine my cock

>>75891951
As in the police would literally stop blacks on the street, target problem schools and kids who I knew would carry knives wouldn't carry them any more. it's not rocket science, I've read a few of the Met's papers on why they think stop and search doesn't have an effect and the methodology is all wrong anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSk7iAYWhnY

>>75891946
fuck off negroid

>>75891997

afterglow*

fuck sake

>ignoring other cultures is bigotry
>embracing other cultures is appropriation
>embracing your own culture is racism
>ignoring your own culture is soulless

>>75891970
kek. who did you vote for, if you don't mind me asking?

>>75891951
As in the police would literally stop blacks on the street, target problem schools and kids who I knew would carry knives wouldn't carry them any more. I've read a few of the Met's papers on why they think stop and search doesn't have an effect and the methodology is pretty fucking retarded.

>>75892027
out for any virgins tonight?

>>75891978
back to front:
loves pints
hates pints
radcen on pints

>>75892006
inner city crime is a big part of why i have no problem with gentrification

>>75892032
Lib Dems. I'm in a Labour safe seat though so who I vote for is irrelevant.

>>75891913

Aggressive stop and search is one reason why the manchester moss side gangs barely exist anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNIfmdQmEM

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>>75892000
i do genuinely dislike capitalist culture
but there isn't really an ideological anticapitalist group i dont find retarded and cringey

fuck the US especially they suck donkey dick with their weird worshipping of it

cofveve orangutan cheeto drumpf heheheh

>>75892037
I'm going out tonight at around 8 but idk what to do
might get sushi

>>75892063
success breeds jealousy sweaty xd

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>i do genuinely dislike capitalist culture

>>75891752
fuck off shlomo

aussie prossie who likes posting nudes

Twitter.com/missaugusterose

>>75892063
fox is DESPERATE to smear comey omd

>>75892054
Yep, I know it works. The Met is staffed by incompetent left wing bellends at the very top anyway. Anything to appease the growing wog population in london is firmly encouraged by them

>w-we'll stop chasing moped muggers in case they get hurt!!!

>>75892106
is he about to belch

>>75892054
wow would you look at that, almost all non-white. Isn't diversity fun!!!!

>>75892131
could that be the auslads sister?

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who /hypercapitalist/ here

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>can't oppose capitalist culture or you're a commie

>>75892131
fucking hate tattoos

>>75892131
well done mate you found nudes on the internet

*nationalises anime*

>>75892132
>i-i-if only i h-had been s-stronger...

he's literally a just pushover beta

>>75892173
The one and only

>>75892174
he only likes it because he think it will implode and destroy everything leaving room to grow after

>>75892169

White people have systematically disenfranchised young minorities, what else are they supposed to do for a living? If the legit economy won't have them then the black market will suffice.

>>75892217
Asians are doing pretty well in our country I'd say

How do I make the virgin lunch?
Ready meal and an energy drink?

Any Aussie's getting the NBN turned on this month ?

doing a virgin sit

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>>75892209
why are yanks so cucked by propaganda

Probably got the best looking legs in /brit/

>>75892217
>White people have systematically disenfranchised young minorities

By paying for their housing, their schooling, most likely their food, their tertiary education, free laptops, playgrounds and play fields, books?

those bloody whites, whatever next

>>75892131
>909 followers

does this mean she's had sex with 909 people?

doing a virgin shit

>>75892267
parents are and I'll be moving back in with them soon

This Democratic Unionists Party sounds really retarded

>>75892299
what's wrong with them

only thing that keeps my sobriety going is laughing at all the people who wake up with massive hangovers and waste their weekends (like I did)

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>>75892282
think again

>>75892299
rasheed

>>75892282
let's see em

joking aside, is the mainstream meteor guy an actual poofter?

>>75892299
We let Nothern Ireland be ruled by militant Christians because we assumed they would never have any influence in the mainland

We were shortsighted and are now going to have to criminalise abortions and restrict access to boipucci in order to get a budget passed

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>>75892321

>>75892272
Well Comey literally said Trump was never under investigation and the media was making up shit from baseless "sources". He's the one who called out the propaganda.

>>75892299
of course a turk paki like you would say that rasheed

>>75892209
the spin coming from drumpf supporters on this is pathetic

>"our guy can't help obstructing justice the FBI chief should have stopped him"
>"he's just too stupid to be president"

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M U S I K

N O N S T O P

Thinking of moving to Germany lads

>>75892321
Money up front paypig x

>>75892356
Probably a good idea

>>75892297
What kind of NBN ?

>>75892331
Don't see the issue with criminalising child murder

>>75892335
>anti abortion
>climate change isn't real
>anti-gay (come on it's 2017)
brexit is like whatever, i don't hold it against them tho

>>75892341
Comey never claimed Trump obstructed him. That's spin from the opposite side you mong. All he said was "he doesn't know" and that Trump asking for loyalty was "worrying".

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>>75892258
>gets a big filthy pan, never been cleaned
>sprays it with too much cooking oil so it pools everywhere
>dumps a bag of frozen chicken nuggets, then another bag of frozen oven chips
>cook time is different for both, so just sets the oven high and leaves it in for the longest recommended time
>goes back to sitting in his computer chair until the partially burnt food is done
>he's made too much yet again but doesn't want mummy to yell at him for wasting food so he forces it all down even once it has gotten cold so he fills sick and bloated all night.

>>75892371
That's all great though

>>75892369
this

>>75892341
fuck off you white nazi guilt aspie twat

sick of your posts

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Just had another half wank to some lesbian stuff

I'm mental lads, think I'm on day 4 of no fap

>>75892173
nah its not

>>75892299
All politics in NI is really mongy

>>75892369
autism

>>75892371
>>anti abortion
>>climate change isn't real
>>anti-gay (come on it's 2017)
wtf i love DUP now

>>75892371
all good stuff

>>75892054
>literally all niggers

it's going to get worse isn't it? Imagine what street level crime will be like in this country in 30 years when half of all u18s are either wogs or shitskins

what do rasheeds propose as the solution? Just give them more money that'll stop them committing crimes!!!!!!

>>75892371
Northern Ireland is Balkan tier

https://youtu.be/q3SFXQfE4kk

https://youtu.be/quh7Bt8p9w4

>>75892427
>>75892430
>going backwards is ever good

Lefties are the only people I know who continuously celebrate losing. A little embarrassing

>>75892442
um the problem is racists like you
jo cox died for our sins

think it should be legal for parents to kill their own kids until they turn 3

never seen anyone as Blackpilled as Hitchens

>>75892367
HTC I think it's called
basically node to house

>>75892455
But UKIP supporters always celebrated losing

>>75892455
Less embarrassing than losing a 20 point lead though

>>75892333
he also said that Trumo outright lied to the media multiple times, that he made careful notes because he knew trump might lie, that he felt trump tried to apply pressure to him, etc etc

you focussed on LITERALLY the only positive thing that Comey said, and even that was only indirectly positive for trump

>>75892461
They killed an MP to win Brexit and lost

They killed civilians in London and Manchester to win the GE and lost

When will the government realise that killing people for sympathy doesn't work

>>75892406
half wanks still count

tsk tsk

>>75892445
http://www.irishnews.com/news/2016/11/30/news/northern-ireland-primary-schools-rank-among-the-best-in-the-world-in-maths-809521/

>>75892472
everyone would kill their kids then because those are the worst years.

before they are formed and actually human though... do what you want

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FULLY
STARVED
POOR
UKRAINIAN
FARMERS

>>75892388
>Comey never claimed Trump obstructed him

Nobody's claiming this you mong. That's for the lawyers to decide.

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>>75892406
>just fapped
>i'm on no fap

>>75892484
>losing to someone who lost a 20 point lead

absolutely howling

>>75892406
>he doesn't know noporn is the real deal

>>75892388
he did actually
Comey straight up said his thought was trump was trying to obstruct him

he just said that he doesnt know if it meets the legal requirement to be actual obstruction

why dont you just watch the hearing, its dead easy

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>>75892497
shame prods bring us down

Was about to post something extremely important but forgot

Ol' dementia is acting up again

>>75892498
>everyone would kill their kids
good, nips overpopulation in the bud innit

>>75892500
They made a brave sacrifice. We will never forget the first dog in space.

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>>75892371
>come on it's 2017
I'm not anti gay but do you realise how fucking dumb that sounds? Being gay is illegal in half the world retard

>>75892487
>know you're innocent
>FBI director knows you're innocent
>tries to get FBI director on his side so retarded left wing press witch hunt goes away

I don't see what the issue was here. The Russia hysteria from pedocrats is fucking hilarious though, especially when the whole thing is fucking baseless and literal tinfoil hat conspiracy tier

>yank drumpfkins in /brit/

exactly what I came to see

>>75892564
It's illegal in some Commonwealth countries which is why the Queen isn't allowed to condemn homophobia in Commonwelath speeches about human rights

>>75892535
>Ulster Scots are mongos

Shocking revelations

>>75892528
>losing seats is winning
Hmmmm

How do I give myself schizophrenia?

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wtf I love the DUP now!!!

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muzzie banter

>>75892586
hang out on /x/ and watch shitloads of alex jones videos

In my ideal life I would live on a small homestead.

I'd have a battery farm of chickens and guinea fowl and perhaps other types of fowl

I would grow rice, corn, oats and also have a veggie patch with carrots, peas, brocolli, mushrooms and a series of different herbs and spices.

I would also grow several useful plants such as neem, various drug plants and fungi and so on.

I would also have a pond of edible fish, perhaps tilapia or some species of catfish.

My house would be quite simple.
A bedroom with a nice study-desk and a TV situated opposite my bed
A garage with a powerrack and various lifting equipment in it

and a large kitchen with several meme/industrial additions such as a chinese wok stove, tandoor oven, pizza oven, smoker and indoor and outdoor grills + amongst potential others.
+ a bathroom and room for storage.

For an income I'd sell the surplus produce, whilst doing freelance remote freelance work. I wouldn't need much more income if i were sitting on a source of food and leisure as it were already.


alas my dear friends for it is not to be.

>>75892573
>especially when the whole thing is fucking baseless and literal tinfoil hat conspiracy tier
>calls them Pedocrats


aahh yes the mind of a deplorable

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>>75892574
>european and sunburnt tinfoil/vagina hatters in /brit/

did not ask for this

>>75892510

half wank, i didnt cum

>>75892493

no they don't

>>75892529

im bored though

>>75892484
Who is the prime minister?

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>>75892597

more fakery from the taig

abandoning my attempts to shag the main target girl now lads. can't be fucked with her anymore, she's too much of a prude.

going for plan b, the tinder lass pencilled in for monday evening. but first I've got my best mate coming over tonight for some banter and beer.

>>75892608
I could also use solar and windmills for energy

and perhaps find a way of using the compost from my farming as fuel?

>>75892606
I'm being serious

>>75892583
??

they won 318 seats

>>75892616
yes they do, it's not the cumming that does the damage, it's the mental dependence on porn you fucking freak

>>75892564
?? So you're saying it's not backwards thinking?

>>75892630
schizophrenia isn't fun mate

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>In my ideal life I would live on a small homestead.

>I'd have a battery farm of chickens and guinea fowl and perhaps other types of fowl

>I would grow rice, corn, oats and also have a veggie patch with carrots, peas, brocolli, mushrooms and a series of different herbs and spices.

>I would also grow several useful plants such as neem, various drug plants and fungi and so on.

>I would also have a pond of edible fish, perhaps tilapia or some species of catfish.

>My house would be quite simple.
>A bedroom with a nice study-desk and a TV situated opposite my bed
>A garage with a powerrack and various lifting equipment in it

>and a large kitchen with several meme/industrial additions such as a chinese wok stove, tandoor oven, pizza oven, smoker and indoor and outdoor grills + amongst potential others.
>+ a bathroom and room for storage.

>For an income I'd sell the surplus produce, whilst doing freelance remote freelance work. I wouldn't need much more income if i were sitting on a source of food and leisure as it were already.


>alas my dear friends for it is not to be.

>>75892573
youre conflating two issues

1) whether Trump was personally under investigation. this was a stupid meme pushed by lefty media and retards that turned out to be untrue. nothing wrong with this part.

2) whether Trump tried to obstruct/sabotage the Russia investigation. THIS is where the issue is. Comey testified under oath that he thought Trump was trying to make him abandon the investigation, that he thought he was fired because he didnt, that he thought Trumps behaviour was 'extremely disturbing', but that he wasnt sure if it was quite legally bulletproof. THIS is the big problem Trump needs to deal with now

>>75892532
McCabe said he they haven't been impeded in any ongoing investigations.

>Comey straight up said his thought was trump was trying to obstruct him
>b-but he didn't actually obstruct him

I see so Comey simply perceived Trump as trying to obstruct him and there isn't actually any legal basis for it? Interesting. This is going to end in the same way muh Russia conspiracy did.

>>75892624
would arrange marry

>>75892608
why not lad? maybe in the UK it would be hard but you could always think about buying land cheap abroad
I'd like to save a bit of money and buy some land in the near future to live on

>>75892605
imagine if white people talked like that about christianity. you'd be calling them absolute fucking nutters.

Why do we allow muzzies to get away with it?

>>75892644
Didnt say I was looking for fun

embarrassed for the sad acts actually taking the time to discuss politics on /brit/

>>75892616
>I've given up smoking
>just smoking half ciggies now

going to bed

sincerely hope i don't wake up x

>doing freelance remote freelance work

You're a simpleton

Helen Reece, a reader in law at the London School of Economics, called on Theresa May, the Home Secretary, to relax rules which automatically ban sex offenders from caring for children, saying that this could breach their human rights.

In an article in the respected Child and Family Law Quarterly, Miss Reece suggested that reoffending rates were not high among sex criminals, adding: “despite growing public concern over paedophilia, the numbers of child sex murders are very low.”

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>>75892624
>dublin born and bred probably.jpg
>less than 100k muslims in Ireland
>millions in his beloved UK

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You're jealous right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khmtMmDfOu0

>>75892651

There is precedent for people being convicted for obstruction after saying 'i *hope* X happens'

the investigation is ongoing
and i dont know why you called it 'muh Russia conspiracy' seeing as Comey said he had "absolutely no doubt" that:
>a hostile power tried to influence the election
>that power was Russia
>the attack was directly ordered by the Russian government
>Russian officials oversaw the attack personally

>flag
Can I be considered as bong?

>>75892645
Is it really that fedorable?

what is the alternative? being a deano who lives in a shitty barrat newbuild and buys armani and drives a beemer he bought on credit and goes out drinking every friday to make up for the misery of his 9 to 5 at JJB?

The life of the urban upper middle class runt who lives in a multicultural area and eats artisanal bread and 'hahas' with their equally vapid friends about buying shit like rustic tables and so on?

I want to be autonomous, not a consumer drone :(

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>>75892704
>knob creek

>>75892639
They had 330 before the election

given up fast food so I only eat half of my mcdonalds

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>>75892697

we don't have any 'slims in NI my terrorist, Muslim loving friend

>>75892645
anyone have the original video for this?

Remember the whole Irish crowd were boasting like fuck at the last NI local elections? Probably not, but they were. Now your literal enemy is in downing Street right now getting concession after concession. There will be no border poll

hate poms
hate yanks

not racist just do

simple as

Once all the coffin dodgers pop their clogs we are set up for a Labour Century. Additionally, funnel some immigrants into the rural areas and we are set.

>>75892651
you didnt watch the hearing did you

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>>75892728
>Is it really that fedorable?

>what is the alternative? being a deano who lives in a shitty barrat newbuild and buys armani and drives a beemer he bought on credit and goes out drinking every friday to make up for the misery of his 9 to 5 at JJB?

>The life of the urban upper middle class runt who lives in a multicultural area and eats artisanal bread and 'hahas' with their equally vapid friends about buying shit like rustic tables and so on?

>I want to be autonomous, not a consumer drone :(

>>75892727
post vocaroo

>>75892740
Did you know that NI mostly voted for stay in EU?

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in my ideal life I'd have a goth chebs gf
alas my dear friends it is not to be

Beth
Likes cuddles

>>75892728
Yes these are the only 3 options in life

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>Is it really that fedorable?

>what is the alternative? being a deano who lives in a shitty barrat newbuild and buys armani and drives a beemer he bought on credit and goes out drinking every friday to make up for the misery of his 9 to 5 at JJB?

>The life of the urban upper middle class runt who lives in a multicultural area and eats artisanal bread and 'hahas' with their equally vapid friends about buying shit like rustic tables and so on?

>I want to be autonomous, not a consumer drone :(

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Larner told the U.K. Sun the three men rushed into the restaurant shouting “Islam, Islam” and “This is for Allah.” Without hesitation, Larner shouted back at the men.

“I thought, 'I need to take the piss out of these bitches,'” he told The Sun. “I took a few steps towards them and said, 'F--- you, I'm Millwall.' So they started attacking me.

>>75892663
I think I might plan on doing this 2bh lad.

that or just being a wagey who moves about to different countries.

my only problem is that idk if i will ever find a wife who is happy with the autistic monotony of what this requires and as work saps out my energies. I will start to try to encourage my son to take up lifting, eating well, reading and studying.

in other words: i will probably have to work till im 40 to achieve this - by then i'll have to have found a wife who will go along with such an autistic vision because things like the powerlifting equipment at that stage will be for my son, not myself.

Reading up on May's advisers who apparently ran No.10. Sound like a right pair of arseholes.

>>75892769
love witchy girls

willies

>>75892725
Because Trump had no actual ties to Russia (which was the big one liberals were hoping for) and it's impossible to prove Russia affected the election in any significant way.

>>75892754
Did you? hmmm

>>75892768
yes, we call those people "Irish"

>>75892640

but it was a half wank out of boredom

>>75892679

getting a bit sick of your cheek desu, i come on here to have fun

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFhWpTKvD8E

absolute state of rasheed America

gimme some more louis kino

hate and discriminate against non-whites, not racist just don't like em simple as

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really makes you think

>>75892740
>not in my name campaign
>"As British Muslims we utterly condemn ISIS who are abusing the name of Islam"
>billy thinks shes somehow from Ireland
using his brain was never the orange mans strong point

>>75892742
The time has not yet come for a border poll

DUPs disastrous tenure in Westminster will only help the unification cause

>>75892689
>typo
>Simpleton

I unironically could go freelance by the time i'm 30 if i keep at it 2bh lad. my boss currently comes into work like 2 days a week (more voluntarily than anything) - and my boss is pretty much grooming me as a sucessor (its a very small organisation)

>>75892741
yeah google "amazing atheist banana"

Is DUP the closest /pol/ could get to getting their guys in parliament?

>>75892844
I know what this is and shan't be googling

>>75892769
hello tvrtle

>>75892784
My alternatives at the moment are literall those lad:

stay in my current career path
>Years of flatsharing in london
>eventually become a grounded liberal urban elite and surround myself the urban upper middle class dreamers who stick organic carrots up their own arses

or

>drop out from my current career path and JUST myself up by opting for a simple job
>become a literal deano

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>>75892742
>mfw the DUP are exposed as incompetent 19th century retards
>mfw they get power hungry and piss off both NI and GB
>mfw GB wants rid off NI
>mfw border poll called
>mfw unification wins in a landslide

Just did a wank

>>75892826
There is nothing wrong with Sharia Law

t. Mummy May

turtle mong and phimo have a lot in common

one's neck is restrained by a turtle neck and the other's shaft is restrained by a foreskin

turtlewilly

>>75892832
Again an example of a leftie just never accepting and trying to damage control a loss . Of course having your enemy in power is a good thing! Keep telling yourself that sure

Yank political podcasts are very comfy

DUP aren't far right enough for me

>>75892821

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNkrg6s-ZHU

>>75892760
>>75892788
why are you guys threatened by my aspirations?

>>75892821

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI

>>75892893
the DUP cant overturn the GFA lad

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>>75892819
i'm sorry here's a fun pic

>>75892794
>that or just being a wagey who moves about to different countries.
me rn
in Canada I know for a fact you can get straight up free land if you go live there (so no absentee landlords) in the US as well but idk as much about the process there.
but land is cheap anyways in many places, its more about being accepted by immigration that is tough

maybe if you purchased some crown land and said you were immigrating to develop it they would accept you but I have doubts

>>75892906
why
there's two types - the spergy ideologue alt right ones and boring centrist liberal policy wonk turds wanking themselves silly over tax rates and filibusters

>>75892918
HI WOOWIE

>>75892893
Do you have any idea what devolution is?

lads. what should i discuss on this week's episode of /brit/s official podcast: rorke talk?

>>75892791
Love pints
Love the Sun
HATE West Ham

>>75892806
yes i watched the whole thing live

>>75892806
we dont know if trump had ties to russia
if youve read All The Presidents Men then youll know these investigations work bottom up
we simply dont know yet

also lmao at how just because the Russians *failed* to influence your election youre totally fine with them trying

how fucking cucked can you be

>>75892833
these arent mutually exclusive

>>75892884
Yes we could have your miracle fairytale story or more likely we could have a situation where the DUP just say 'we'll keep out of your way and agree with you if you just agree no border poll and a bit more money. Cheers'

Lefties imagination going off on one again

>>75892933
Find the second very comfy. I suppose I'm not a brainlet though

Do you lads reckon the tories are going to get rid of May at some point over the next few months? Is the porn safe for a bit again?

why do i get the feeling that the DUP are leftists when it comes to the economy?

>>75892926
Canada is too cold for me.

The US would be dope but migrating there is a nightmare.

Might have to be some third world shithole. I'm well educated and at the start of a great career trajectory. I also have some alternative citizenships open to me. So it's all possible in the longer run.

But for now I have to stick at the ol' 9 to 5 suffering in a lifestyle i hate.

>>75892958
>the DUP just say 'we'll keep out of your way and agree with you if you just agree no border poll and a bit more money
NI already is 25% subsidised by Westminster
it's a retarded parasite that needs to be jettisoned
bet loads of centrist tories hate the DUP and won't work with them too

>>75892906
post some

>>75892944
The thing that hasn't been happening for the last 6 months? And now one side of it is in a far stronger position than the other? Yes I know what it is

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What fucking language they speak?

if you do as much as talk to someone from northern ireland you're considered a terrorist sympathiser these days

>>75892958
Not sure why you keep banging on about a border poll

Unification wouldn't win yet anyway and there's absolutely no guarantee we would vote for it either, quite unlikely in fact

If it will happen it will be a more gradual process

really want a Tesla lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ-d9k6JFA8

wonder if nord iron diehard unionists realise nobody in britain cared about them until their beloved bible thumping party fluked its way into power

>>75892987
I'm sure they all hate her right now so if they can find a decent candidate then probably
Also I doubt she'll manage to pass her anti porn bill without a majority

>>75893028
Probably because your biggest parties all want one

going to need you to fuck off

>>75892992
>Might have to be some third world shithole.
probably harder to immigrate without a company to vouch for you and you are always on a knife edge if the government decides its sick of you

US might be your best bet then depending on how you want to live
I know some towns will sponsor foreigners and give them free land if they settle there permanently
but it would be a big shock going from London to Literally Whosville Kansas

>>75892989
dunno

This is the most right wing government ever - lefties have shot themselves in the foot:

Immigration will go down by a massive 25k of assorted Slavs
Abortion limit will go down by a whopping 2 weeks to 22 total.
There will be no more gay bishops.

Lefties don't know what they have wrought - we are in Fourth Reich territory.

>>75893047
>hard brexit and we get to keep our porn
waheyyy

>>75892952
>also lmao at how just because the Russians *failed* to influence your election youre totally fine with them trying

Not cucked, just understand how the world works. How many elections do you think we unfairly influenced? Also they didn't make anything up literally all they did was give the voters more information to work with. Unless you think the American public shouldn't have been kept in the dark about everything to make it more fair. Information is valuable especially when our political system is already fucked.

>w-we still dont know if trump had ties to russia hard evidence will surface any day now!!

Yes please keep up your delusion. The FBI has had no reason to investigate him after everything that's happened so far there's literally nothing but screeching liberals who want his impeachment still making a big deal about it. Comey even mentioned how much bullshit the media was making up about the "investigations" going on.

>>75892884
Last point is a bit off there lad. The figures don't add up

>>75892992
get a visa sponsorship

it's the fastest way. Or marry a yank.

>>75893065
>Immigration will go down by a massive 25k of assorted Slavs
>Implying I won't just drive back in through Irish/Northern Irish border

love acemoglu
hate diamond

>>75893011
Quite clearly you don't know if you think DUP forming govt in Westminster is a disaster for nationalist voters

Pro tip, Arlene Foster willl be forced to stop her autistic screeching and form a parliament in Stormont if she wants to play Deputy Prime Minister in Westminster

>>75893072
>hard brexit
Doubt.

>>75893044
Don't know why people think we're obsessed with being centre stage. Honestly don't care as long as we get our bennies from mummy may and the right flags are up.

can sense a lot of anger from sheeds in this thread

NEED to move to Norway

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>>75893095
love duchesne
hate everyone else

can sense a gf coming into my life in the next 5 years

>>75893097
You know it isn't her stopping the government being formed? Mongo talking about stuff he doesn't have a clue about. SF refuse to work her and demand she steps down or they won't be forming a government. You think she's going to step down now? You think she hasn't given assurances that she'll stay in place?

>>75893095
ah yes, I remember when I used to care about human anthropology too

don't particularly like the irish

don't like like poms much either

>>75893111
which flag
you runts don't even have a proper one

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lul

>>75893072
Aren't the DUP anti hard Brexit?

>>75893139
hey x

>>75893153
The British one, mong

>>75893053
Not sure what your point is, the people don't want it yet so it's not a disaster that there won't be one

>>75893159
will u be my gf?

>>75893168
you're not british

>>75893059
>probably harder to immigrate
to some exent yes, to other extents no...

I need to read up on farming and probably get my fill of the urban-young person life before I begin living on a farm trying to form a personal homestead/gymnasium/academy.

>>75893186
yes they are

Love Smith
Love Ricardo
Hate Mises

>>75893194
>>75893194
>>75893194

>>75893186
Really? Why do you send us all this money then. Seems a bit silly desu

>>75893138
ever read Rise of the West?
very good book

>rasheed doesn't consider Norn Ireland British but thinks pakis and wogs who can barely speak a word of English are

absolute state of rasheed's head

NEW:

>>75893222
>>75893222
>>75893222

>>75893141
SF won't work with her because she in ridiculous, she will be made acquiesce you cretin

>>75893053
no they don't
astounds me how little brits know about ireland for how much they like to give their opinion about it

>>75893170
>Back in Belfast, Mrs O'Neill said the need for an "Irish unity referendum" was urgent, and her party wanted to see it take place "as soon as possible".

Cringing hard over here for you

>>75893257
Yeah the tories also said Brexit was a bad idea, you can't circumvent the will of the people and not getting a border poll isn't an issue because it wouldn't pass

>>75893078
>phishing attacks against election officials to try to obtain their details
>stealing secret information on how the election system works

there was more to it than just the propaganda you uninformed seppo


also if you had watched the hearing you would know that the reason he didnt publically say Trump was under investigation was because he thought Trump might well get investigated later and then he woukd have a 'duty to correct'

the only nondamaging thing Comey said was that the media reporting was often shakey, so its no surprise thats all you can focus on, but i really recommend you watch the whole thing so you are more informed