Football Yank edition
delete this
>>75885079
And I'm watching old footy games
Yanks should be killed
might rooftop a skyscraper and watch a film up there
getting roof access is always so hard though
need janny to SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN
real fucking tired of these early news
may as well just make the news at 20 posts
remember when janny actually did something about early news?
>>75885160
>>75885169
Newfags. /brit/ likes Football Yank
>>75885193
alri football yank ahahah
did this yank just make an edition based on his own internet persona
they get more pathetic by the day
Why don't you listen to mallsoft?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kovd7OzcU9s
/brit/? more like shit! haha
'nime
I like how it's mostly yanks and aussies posting and like the same 6 bongs
Was like that in the prev thread
took a shit dudes
>>75885292
hey that's what i say!
hate yanks but hate irish more, shall be posting here
>>75885298
probably because it's half five in the fucking morning
>>75885293
What VPN are you using?
>>75885303
What? I started that gimmick, check the archives from 6 months ago if you don't believe me.
>>75885293
remember when football yank was eternally BTFO by an aussie?
i'm 25 and still a virgin lads
sometimes i forget this, and have to remind myself, and you
>>75885304
I'm 1/4 irish
am a manlet
don't really care
not too good for dating but doesn't really bother me in most other aspects of life
>>75885304
hmm... now that you mention it, I have never met a friendly irish person.
There are gaijins in japan, Cletus.
>>75885330
you still got 5 years to avoid wizardry, if I did it then you can to
>>75885331
DON'T fucking care
stop giving me your scarcely related anecdotes you cretin
>>75885307
Fair
peurto rico needs to clean itself up so it can become the 51st state then i can sell my house and move there and marry a peurto rican qt and live like a king for the rest of my days
>>75885330
I'll be 26 in 15 days, I'm also still a virgin. Never had a girlfriend.
>>75885346
also was learning irish for a while because I thought it was a cool language
time for a smoke
>>75885358>>75885330
height?
willy size?
handsome?
Lads roadie to chernobyl
>>75885341
what if i want to be a wizard?
>>75885351
would rather they didn't. it's poor as shit and full of spics. they should be their own shithole of a country
>>75885368
no you don't
I met a guy from Edinburgh and I asked him if he could speak gaelic and he said no
>>75885368
then quit complaining and go forth and gain your powers
>>75885330
get a fucking hooker
It's amazing that there's still virgins on this board. Your first time doesn't have to be special, your first time will be jack shit in the long run
>>75885366
6'2"
7 inches
if you like the professor snape look yeah
t. >>75885330
Reckon the Troubles in Northern Ireland might start back up if the Tories actually think they can go into government with the DUP then think they can sit down as an independent third party (along with Irish gov) at Stormont
What a fucking shit show
just prepared a little midnight snack lads x
salami from milan
cave aged gruyere from switzerland
double gloucester cheddar from england
smoked gouda
brie
my dog brings me my shoes. well. my dog brings me one shoe. and only when he knows it's time for his walk. never both, no matter how much I ask.
>>75885366
6'4
7.5 inches long, built like a coke can
extremely
>>75885387
I'm from Edinburgh and I don't know anyone that speaks gaelic
only people on tiny islands and in tiny villages in the north west do
>>75885398
fat fucking twat stuffing your face with cheese in the middle of the night
>>75885391
>>75885404
get2gether
>>75885391
I feel like this is bullshit.
Are you autistic? Cause that's the only thing that would hold you back from the pussy
>>75885415
that's not me
buying bread from a man in brussels, he was 6'4 and full of muscle
>>75885408
A notable amount of people in North Wales speak Welsh gaelic
Lads holiday to fukushima
>>75885400
time to put him down
>>75885408
well, disappointed a bit
>>75885415
>Are you autistic?
not diagnosed but i exhibit a lot of the symptoms
>>75885430
oi nah fuck off
Is it odd lads that I've never measured my willy ?
>>75885433
>Welsh gaelic
Didn't know that was even a thing
Or is it just welsh? haha
29 year old virgin
good looking
not autistic
just haven't left my house in 8 years
>>75885430
is the other one you?
if so my previous comment still applies
im 5'7 with a 5 inch willy. not even joking hahah
>>75885435
oh yeah could really go for some leukemia or some shit
>>75885444
That's cause you know it's small and are afraid to find out just how small.
Wish I'd joined the Japanese Club lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV68ATfu2qw
>>75885463
tough break pal
>>75885452
Well, obviously it's called Welsh you goit. but it's a Gaelic language, just like Irish.
>>75885444
nice trips
also don't do it if you're fat, you'll realize how much wasted potential you have when you push back the fat triangle
do girls ever pay attention to you out of pity or is that a meme
31 years old
6'4
8 inch cock
good looking
not autistic
still a virgin
How do you read "2bh"?
I read it two-bee-uh
penis size doesn't matter unless you care about pleasing your partner
Yanks are dire, dire people
https://youtu.be/3D-vGSOU4Dw
>>75885483
shut the fuck up you stupid weeb on a proxy. jog along
going to trace the IPs of all the yanks in this thread and then fly to america and personally go to their houses and heem them
>>75885483
seriously dude what vpn are you using
you're obv not jap
>>75885482
hmm, you're almost me...
same age
1 inch taller
half an inch longer
not bad looking
not autistic
not a virgin
>>75885489
>Location: Canada
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>75885500
would sponsor this lad
>>75885500
what's mine?
>>75885438
nah he a good boy he dindu nuffin
>>75885510
hmm, you're almost me...
younger
taller
bigger
better looking
not autistic
not a virgin
howling at 4chan mongs immediately able to recall to mind their penis size
don't even know how whether you measure it from the ballsack, abdomen, whatever.
>>75885517
192.168.1.1
>>75885521
Is your dog a nignog?
>>75885531
he went to church
need mo money fo dem programs
25 years old
6'4
235lbs
9% body fat
200k salary
Live in the heart of the city
8x7 inch penis
Model looks
Still a virgin
anyone know of any documentaries about nazi occultism?
>>75885530
are you meming?
>>75885540
we wuz kangz and shit nigga
I did it boys I'm no longer her a kv,. She'll provably tell everyone how bad of a kisser I am but right now I don't give a shit
>>75885531
he's black AND white. make of that what you will.
>>75885543
yeah sure someone does
6'6" and built like a 3 babies and a dead dog
how can over 6-foot-tall men be virgin?
I have often thought and wondered what the outcome might have been
If the army hadn't came in to protect those men in green
Well they shouted all their insults they threw their petrol bombs and shots
But on the 16th night of August we should have shot the lot.
Do you remember Derry Aughrim Enniskillen and the Boyne?
But still fresh in my memory was the night we burned Ardoyne
We chased those fenian gunmen down Hooker Street they tore
And the song we sang and loved so well was "The Sash my Father Wore".
So remember all you fenians you rebels to the core
The next time you start trouble Ardoyne will be no more.
Now loyalists I beg you, please come and take a stand
Against this force of evil, against this papist band
For we will be victorious, we never shall be down
With Ulster's flag still flying, the red hand and the crown.
Outside for a smoke
>>75885582
>>75885589
Wasn't supposed to be sideways
>>75885541
18 years old
6'9
1000000000lbs
.00000000000000000001% bodyfat
$(1,000,000,000^(100^100)) salary
own a condo in downtown Manhattan
1000000km. long monster penis that retracts like an umbrella
supermodel looks
Still a virgin
>>75885576
jog on jappy
>>75885603
Ah you're still young lad
>>75885599
smoking is reddit tier
>>75885582
I thought youre not supposed to smoke on Ramadan
>>75885604
I'm pretty sure he's not a jap
it's pretty obvious desu
>>75885604
you shove off you peripheral anglo
>>75885613
Fair play
>>75885619
I believe islam frowns upon smoking weed in general
>>75885629
jog on jappy
>>75885633
cram it tojo
been told by several girls (not my mum) i should consider modelling but i dont know what would lead them to think that
>>75885639
mah shins
>>75885634
>I believe islam frowns upon smoking weed in general
Nope. None of the religions do.
>>75885640
alri turtlemong
23 years old
5'8
ugly
13 stone
NEET
have a gf
don't quite get how you lads have issues
>>75885637
pretty bad shitposting even for a yank
>>75885656
i have low self-esteem but i still think i'm better looking than that runt
40 years old
5'5
revoltingly ugly
31 stone
homeless
have 6 loving wives and many side hoes
are you virgins even trying?
>>75885684
hello ahmed
>>75885684
jog on jappy
need mo money fo dem programs
watching anime
miss me yet?
he been goin to church every day about to get he lyfe back on track
28 years old
5'11"
16st (not fat)
ugly
neet
not a virgin
>>75885718
school programs?
Gf just snapped me this
We might as well rename the next general an anglo general because 4 bongs are currently posting
The Ozzy from Love is my waifu
>>75885737
https://www.dailystormer.com/mo-money-fo-dem-programs-4-trillon-obama-budget-includes-billions-for-free-loading-parasites/
>>75885730
jog on jappy
>>75885753
wait canada has an army?
>>75885763
forget i asked
>>75885775
a wyatt mann is unironically one of the best cartoonists there is
i know daddario has lovely big chebs but why do people obsess over them like they're rare
just did a massive poo
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQCZkTD2Rh8
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>Northern Ireland is United
Ah yes
>>75885815
Brexit
>>75885788
good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjg6flu3zuc
fuck off liam
>>75885815
why dont they just convert to catholicism and make up with ireland
might get a job
just cut my fingernails and toenails
the wife
>>75885841
you'll regret it
>>75885821
Stormont Elections 2017
Pretty funny to see the clear division jej
why do normies sign away 25% of their lives to working for some billionaire cunt then act proud about it?
What's something your city is known for anglo?
Mine is known for Brian Douglas Wells, the place where Steve Stephens killed himself, and our lake is one of the Great Lakes.
https://twitter.com/sweetirishf/status/873131476602290176
are /brit/ memes spreading lads
listening to some new music, good times
no, i don't want to hear any of your favourite music, because my taste is impeccable and yours doesn't even approach mine
choon
>>75885836
The green parts are already majority Catholic
It's the reddish pink parts that are the problem, they're only in Northern Ireland due to this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plantation_of_Ulster
>>75885867
simple as
>>75885858
lol she's Australian dude
spangled
doing a poo
>>75885901
r u a cat?
I cucked you're bitch you obese mother fucker
>>75885830
patrician taste *puffs vela*
post more
>>75885906
I cucked you are bitch
Love Britain, are Liz, the 'Gers and the King James Bible.
Hate benders, the EU, Taigs and ecumenism.
Not sectarian just do NOT like them simple as
willies!
>>75885398
gonna fix up my patented snack soon
>1 slice of milk roll
>ketchup
>grated babybel
>basil
>grill for 2 minutes
delicioso
how to cop hair (and face)
>>75885914
quintessential toots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U79o7qwul48
if dubs i have aids
i wonder if life in the ukraine was better under post-stalin soviet rule
of course they were poor and treated like shit by the russians even after stalin died but at least they had law and order, functioning infrastructure, etc
now parts of the ukraine rival iraq and syria in terms of lawlessness
theyve got frequent bank robberies, kidnappings, arson, and armed gangs roving the streets... really seems quite abysmal
>>75885871
I want to hear yours
>>75885867
do you cunts really have this much influence or are you stealing from somewhere else
>>75885935
if you watch interstellar, you'll see he's actually an ugly fucker without that hair
>>75885942
Ukraine is an artificial country run by NATO-backed neo-Nazis. Who cares?
another superb yank post
Hawaiian pizza inventor Sam Panopoulos dies aged 83
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40230407
sad day for Canada, RIP in peace
>>75885954
watch it lad they can't detect sarcasm
>>75885949
maybe i have hope then
if trips I got aids
>>75885945
/brit/ ripped off the love pints gimmick from a twitter parody account of a right winger
allen "butcher" lee was the name if i remember correctly
>watch it lad they can't detect sarcasm
>>75885964
fuck off vietnamese femboy
>>75885867
she mispelt foreners
>>75885937
do you also like dub?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g_FlR-LJjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ7aVyMbZyg
>>75885973
no parodies
just pints
simple as
>>75885945
give me a puerto rican gf pls
>>75885867
>proud to be irish and an even prouder single mother of 1
heh'ing
watching howl's moving castle
>>75885990
;_;
reading this thread, its mental how slavish yanks are
no wonder work culture there sucks
>>>/ck/9023721
>>75885867
>32
>celtic fan
>psychology student
>irish
>single mother
bradley.jpg
>>75885969
my mistake
"another abhorrent yank post showing complete ignorance of other countries and international culture"
better?
>>75885982
>do you also like dub
yeah. ever heard of this kiwi dub group. they're sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV-ugdRCulY
none shall pass
NEED TO CUM
>>75885945
this is the account
https://twitter.com/farrightalan
used to read something like "hate foreners, hate muslims, hate special needs, not racist just don't like em simple as"
>>75885982
>>75886015
forgot to say lee perry is patrician.
*checks the mail*
*receives a puerto rican gf*
wow thanks prlad! I owe you one pal
>>75886010
top marks x
>>75886025
SHOT YOUR GOO MY DUDE
*imagines life together with _______*
dinosaurs are a hoax
>>75886051
Whites
>>75886051
my ex gf
>>75886051
*imagines life together with you*
*imagination kills self*
Saw a brown fella in Sainsbury's I thought BREXIT happened???
>>75886045
haha texas in the HOWWSSSEEE
*gun shots*
>"SKEEYOO"
>>75886056
t. DUP
>>75886051
a healthy brain
>>75886064
is this the famous American wit I've heard so much about?
shoot your load in my little virgin trap ass please
>>75886056
Then how do our cars consume the PETCH-ROLL?
your post is fake news, reported to the NSA
>>75886051
sharkgirl gf
>>75886084
nah it's right here >>75886072
might unfilter yanks for a while to see if they're behaving
>>75885973
always figured that one was stolen from brit/pol/
>>75886000
watch Pom Poko after that
>>75885991
sent :^)
they're seriously easy if you're an anglo
>>75886015
never heard of them. I see they also do drum and bass with reggae roots. Sounds linteresting
summa cum laude sounds very naughty
>>75886031
always found it interesting how most of the great ones (Lee Perry, King Tubby, Augustus, The Scientist) knew each other and worked together
gun
want to play stardew valley again but waiting for it to go on sale on steam (i pirated my first playthrough)
>>75886097
>Sounds interesting
sounds like jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lNyie0RweQ
>>75886112
was stuck in traffic today and saw some guy in a convertible (some new super shined "muscle" car) with the license plate "PR NINJA" and the plate cover had "BORICUA" - "PUERTO RICAN AND PROUD" on the bottom.
He pulled into an elementary school btw
>>75886117
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *slaps knee* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT WAS GOLDEN
why does apple feel the need to update itunes every 5 minutes?
>>75886133
>>75886139
because apple is tras
t. >>>/g/
>May named the Muslim
yaaas queen slay
business idea: a good product for a reasonable price
>>75886152
yeah i know but putting all my music onto a different service would require significantly more effort than i'm willing to put in
>names the jew AND the moslem
>>75886155
www.amd.com
>>75886166
*votes for you*
Yo, anyone else experiencing alot of deja vu lately?
I think were getting time loops. Just a hypothesis.
>>75886118
just play farmville
>>75886170
don't like computers
>>75886182
don't you love lain?
>>75886173
fuck off paedo scum
>>75886179
apple are updating the simulation
>>75886162
why don't you just pirate and donate to artists you like
instead of the money being split up between the record company and the artist, the artist gets 100% of the money
>>75886112
not really. look at bb king, chuck berry, elvis, johnny cash, jerry lee louise. they all hung out. i think, especially if you're pioneers of a particular sound, it makes sense all the people at the top would hang out and work together. i saw lee scratch perry do a dj set a few years ago, he was really good. fun fact, he is the DJ of the reggae station in GTA 5
>>75886162
spotify is worth $12pm imo
>>75886192
Oh snap I hope they fix it, its an uncomfortable feeling this deja vu.
>>75886195
i already pirate, i just use itunes to host it
>>75886209
FOB
>>75886139
that's their malware sending usage statistics to the steve jobs life extension facility in colorado
hat me
*sets up to +6 on your passive wall*
>americans actually purchase music on itunes
>>75886154
what?
>>75886215
oh I thought you were paying for music thru iTunes
>>75886209
shill
>>75886162
its not that much effort
just download musicbee or foobar2000 and then copy from c/users/user/music/itunes/itunesmedia/music
>>75886228
https://youtu.be/fvR6hompHGc
>he actually uses iTunes
>another passive node in the PR|SM botnet
>>75886238
Such a nasty woman
>>75886233
are there any other media players that aren't third party junk?
>>75886245
We further right now
roke btfo amirite?
>>75886261
in english please
>>75886269
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
>>75886240
>he says while using a windows enabled computer, google services, posting on the internet without a proxy and using captcha on 4chan
>>75886273
scrambled, like your posts
business idea : burn meat and insist it's just slightly overcooked
>>75886273
prefer not to say
is thailad broken?
>>75886285
Take me to the burn ward
THAILAAAAAD
>>75886305
>>75886256
why would you want anything else
>he says while using a windows enabled computer
Win7
>google services
gmail
>posting on the internet without a proxy
wrong, i'm using cryptostorm
>using captcha on 4chan
legacy captcha, no big deal
>>75886125
sounds funny
I've wanted to listen to rapid jamaican style edm for a while and always forget. They say reggaetton was originally made from samples of music like that
>>75886128
dire. People would probably hate him here. I bet he wore long shirts with the PR flag too
>>75886204
yeah it happened a lot with salsa too now that I think about it. And what the fuck he's still active? So all the new stuff being put on spotify is actually new?
>>75886317
>gmail
you dun goofed
>>75886231
wouldn't be caught dead doing that
when i was in year 10, there was this kid who the teacher let play his music out loud during class, and it was all mainstream radio shite and when he got called out on it he just said he only got it because it was the highest rated stuff on itunes at the time
really gave me a great deal of insight into the normie mind at a young age
oh it's the weekend
forgot because i'm a shut-in with a broken sleep schedule if you must know
https://youtu.be/YFKX71-evwo
>>75886238
I'm not impressed with her words. They mean nothing. Yeah let's combat Muslim extremism by taking 10,000 cops off the street, allowing 23,000 suspected jihadis to wander about, letting 400 Muslims known to have fought for terrorists abroad back into the country, then to combat the solution, we'll regulate the open web. Alri thanks, Theresa, could have bought me dinner before you left my anus in absolute tatters. Before you say I'm labour just don't even let the mere thought of that possibility so much as orbit your cranium.
>>75886317
t. the botnet in human form
>>75886334
>>>/g/
just load all your cp onto a hard drive jeez
>>75886332
>by taking 10,000 cops off the street
Your average bobby doesn't deal with terrorism, she upped the antiterror squad.
The rest I totally agree with and now she's had a bit of a slap around the chops I hope she sorts it out. I know you're not Labour because you seem to have legitimate concern about terrorism.
>>75886261
it's scary what's happening to this world thailad
oppa gangnam style
it's pointless to resist the corporations monitoring everything we do, just accept it
pulled a tall blonde, how was your night runts
>>75886364
>straight up chugging milk like that
Christ get a load of this mentalist
>>75886364
it'll be alri lad
*strokes your face*
>>75886323
please don't compare jungle to raggaetton here again, thank you. and yeah lee is still active, he still plays live, still mixes on vinyl. so yeah makes sense he would still be producing. i saw him at a free festival in a park near me. was really surprised to see him billed there
>>75886377
would've been funnier if it was a bag
>it's pointless to resist the corporations
>just accept it
thailad what email provider should i use?
need to delete my gmail account
>>75886392
https://riseup.net/
>>75886386
oh go back to watching fight club you armchair socialist nonce
*walks towards you*
thailad do you watch black pigeon speaks
>>75886398
*blocks your path*
>>75886394
shant be using that leftist filth
>>75886401
I've seen some of his videos occasionally, not subbed or anything. He's a bit morbid and all the doom and gloom does my nut in if I keep up to date with these kinds of channels regularly
>>75886405
really sad that norn iron unionists haven't died off yet
andy serkis does a good south african accent if that's what he's going for
party rockers in the house tonight!
>>75886415
They're the successor to lavabit (the one that refuses to hand over the keys to the FBI (snowden used it))
Don't care about their politics it's a secure provider and I've been using it for years.
>>75886416
this.
for literally all those youtube personalities that while they speak a lot of sense, it's always depressing. sometimes i'll watch their blurb surrounding a particular major event, but to sit and watch them all day, i can see how it'd turn you bitter and mean.
off to the rugby boys
>>75886452
hear hear
Sometimes I want to go through all the necessary hassles to have full privacy but then I remember I'm not a nonce and realise it's not worth it
more choons for the lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xri2aOO1XwM
>>75886384
wasn't comparing them just talking about probably illegal samples
>he still plays live
fuck he's 81
suddenly feel boring
>>75886452
those people are literally all the same
molyneux, bps, sargon etc
just bland right wingers who attack strawmen and present crap explanations for everything
As I flick Theresa May's clit with my tongue, she archs her back and has an orgasm that trembles through her own body. While she releases her juices into my mouth, I stroke my penis.
Theresa May wrapped her lips around my throbbing cock, bobbing her head up and down like the slut she is. I didn't last too long, due to me stroking my huge cock while she came in my mouth, but that didn't matter. She took my huge load of cum into her little mouth, cumshot after cumshot.
Afterwards, she whispered in my ear, "We cannot allow this ideology the safe space it needs to breed—yet that is precisely what the internet, and the big companies that provide internet-based services provide. We need to work with allied democratic governments to reach international agreements to regulate cyberspace to prevent the spread of extremist and terrorism planning."
>>75886454
Nice one
Looking forward to the game :)
>>75885463
I'm 5'6 with a 6.5 inch Willy
>>75886504
Lewd
>>75885079
American football is Rugby for pussies, how much armour do you need?
And football, is the game where you play with a ball, with your FEET.