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Your typical cum post edition
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>>75884873
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Did >>75884790 actually get deleted because of what he said?
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>>75884886
Hahah everytime America BTFO
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canada or mexico anime

who wins second place
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neighbor tried to commit suicide about half an hour ago
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i said i would stop posting that gook and i haven't been.

bad on me.
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>>75884925
jesus, did you know him well?
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>>75884886
Fuck off leaf
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>>75884918

Canada
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>>75884918
Canada makes the worlds best anime
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>>75884930
wtf you talking about?
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sup 'groids
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>>75884943
Worry not citizen
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>>75884972
i spa-post cute korean girls on /cum/ and other people here get mad at me sometimes.
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>>75884950
very good post
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>>75885006
More like before and after Korean surgeons
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>>75885023
Who even cares if they were ugly before, that;s why surgery exists
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the reason i like koreans is because in high school i crushed super hard on this one korean girl.
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Defending burgers is a thankless task
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>>75884938
not really, there is a nice couple with 2 kids that are my neighbors but their 16 year old niece from mississippi came and lived with them for about 6 months ago after her parents sent her to alabama because she was in the wrong crowd there and was dating a "bad" boyfriend.
Saw them and the girl yesterday after they walked downtown to get popsicles together.
Only found out after there were 2 cops, 1 firetruck and 1 ambulance outside. Think she is going to make it though as the aunt accompanied her in the ambulance, not positive though
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>Who even cares if they were ugly before, that;s why surgery exists

>the STATE of canadian values
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>>75885039
Thank God I never half to see another ugly yellow skinned asian again!
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stop bullying.

look! butts.
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>>75885065
>Implying they don't look better with all that surgery
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whats the over under on me having a seizure while i sleep
whats the over under on my pissing my pants
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>>75884971
john k is the only man who can redeem leaf toons
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>>75885119

>implying it matters when theyre 96% plastic and silicon
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>>75885119
This, I hate seeing Asian-looking Asians
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y_Hl6Rlk2c
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>I don't find asian girls attracti-
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>I like asians
>just not they way they look
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>>75885178
Exactly, thank God for these surgeons fixing Asian women :^)
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>>75885198
she looked better before
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>>75885198
her before pics weren't that bad
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>>75884950
Canadian TV is good.
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>>75885142
>Implying you don't own a plastic flesh light
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>>75885222

I dont, and I never will
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>>75885213
Clearly you can't appreciate the beauty of these women please consult >>75885078 >>75885151 to understand what a slant should look like :^)
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>>75885231
my trips don't lie son
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ill post chinese girls until this all blows over
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>>75885198
Unironically nothing wrong with the left. I actually prefer it to the right.
t. no yellow fever
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>>75885235
ah your goofposting
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>>75885235
Left looked better except maybe her eye looked a bit lazy? That could've been fixed easy without the rest.
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honestly my yellow fever isn't because of how they look, more about their personality so your plastic arguments dont work
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>>75885265
That's kinda the point...
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>>75885288
The point is to make women look worse? Illiterate leaf probably thinks I said that she looks better after.
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>>75884950
>Corner Gas
My mum loved this show lmao
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>>75885282
>Why you no buy me Prada purse!?
>Why my sister Ling white bf buy her jewellery!?
>Why he get promotion while you are lazy at home!?
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>tfw Americans don't understand sarcasm
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>>75885313
My friend had a gook girlfriend and she acted like this to him. Thank fuck he finally threw her out.
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REQUIRE a finnish gf
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>>75885313
you have a really negative view on women
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>mfw leafs are dumb NIGGERS who suck DOG DICK
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>>75885343
stop yellowposting please
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>>75885360
ok
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Need me some Asian pussy tbqh.
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>>75885357
My dog sucks MY cock actually
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>>75885381
this t.b.h.
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>Comey btfo Hillary and Loretta Lynch again at that congressional hearing thing
Quite the man this Comey fellow heeming Trump and Clinton alike, who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
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>>75885381
the going price is about $200
https://www.quora.com/How-much-on-average-does-a-Siamese-cat-cost
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>>75885422
his mistake was trying take on the God Emperor
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>>75885369
Cute girl. I wanna smoke weed with her and pretend to enjoy the Reddit shows she watches on Netflix.
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can someone tldr the recent comey shit... pleaseeee :3
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>>75885461
Drumpf was told he was not under investigation
McCain is senile
Comey leaked shit himself
It was fucking nothing
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>>75885461
Just watch the Oliver Stone movie starring Tom Hanks about it that will come out in a few years.
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>>75885461
>congress asks Comey a bunch of useless questions about drumpf and shillary
>Comey responds saying " Oh lordy I now have a multi million dollar book deal to write about some boring shit that will be inconsequential in just a year"
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>>75885481
You forgot the part where he said he re-opened the investigation into Hillary because Loretta Lynch told him not to.
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>be american
>be awesome
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>>75885334

You should know that sarcasm is really quite difficult to successfully convey all the time in a text format on a Bruneian bongo aficionado congress such as this.
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me hungy
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>>75885563
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The "forgot to turn in a project worth a significant part of my grade" nightmares aren't going to go away even after I graduate are they?
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>>75885623
Just change into "forgot to turn in an important report to Mr. Shekelstein" nightmares
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going to bed guys
night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i24yV_odFPY
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>>75885623
I still get nightmares where I realize that I've missed every single day of an important class that I need to pass or else I can't graduate and I finished college years ago
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>>75885686
Good night
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>>75885686
too early

stay with me
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>>75885715
life is calling me :k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We1I4iulqC8
my eyes will close and this past day will not come again for a trillion, trillion years.
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"Computer, run program Barclay Alpha-Gamma 14, Lively /cum/ thread."
"Engage"
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Suh
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ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
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*steals your chinese girlfriend*
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>>75885761

"computer, run program 1990s" ;_;
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we all could have been born a millennia apart. as different species. or a century apart. as different nationalities. or at the same time, but on the other side of the galaxy, or even the universe. but here we are, all together locked in this infinite loop with each other. when someone says you are locked in with the people around you, and that you have to fit somewhere, it means something. we are forever locked together, repeating the same motions and thoughts for as long as we will ever realize or know
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Computer, run Tinnitus Relief 256.
Engage.
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back off she 's mine
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>>75885822
temporary relief: cup your hands over your ears, resting your fingers on the back of your neck. with some force, drum your fingers on the back of your neck for 15+ seconds.
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>>75885822
diluted hydrogen peroxide in the ear, ezpz
>or was that for ear infections?
Either way it'll do something.
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most of my nightmares involve finding out everyone hates me and being mocked or some variation but this doesn't happen irl
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>>75885806
[90's engaged]
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>>75885861

IT CANT BE A MINT CONDITION ROOKIE CARD IF IT WAS IN YOUR ASS, YOU WHORE
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>>75885860
>nightmares involve finding out everyone hates me
I've had those before
>everyone is normal at first
>then extremely and unyieldingly hostile
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>>75885833
Oh, yeah, nearly forgot about that tbqh.
>>75885843
hmm yes I have some ear drops somewhere, too
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The Great Basin is the best part of the USA.

Refute this.
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>had a dream where my family and I were being harassed by a giant grizzly bear
>go outside to get something from my car
>it's night
>hear growling in the darkness
>get my stuff and head back inside quickly
>look out the windows and there's a fuckhuge pissed off grizzly trying to get inside
>no idea why
>scared shitless entire dream
there are no grizzlies in the forest around my house
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yanet garcia
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>>75885922
These desolate flyover things get boring after a year
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>>75885962
Wrong.
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>>75885948
Quite the thot yes
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Holy fuck someone is smoking a lot of the devil's cabbage in my apartment
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>>75885313
"""""Korean man"""""
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>>75886001
The public slapping videos are a laff too
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business idea: kick the CHIs and touristsout of southern california/southern nevada and establish a new state of deseret
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>>75885984
Prolly me. I smoke hella weed
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>>75885282
>I am make mämmi for you
absolute BEST
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>>75886020
Why do all these meme regions always have the least aesthetic borders?
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>>75886020

better idea

sink los angeles into the ocean, and deport the rest of the IE back to mexico
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>>75885984
call the cops
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>>75886035
because fuck you
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>>75886053
Fuck off
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>>75886087

t. weed smoking degenerate
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>>75886114
t. Narc who would sell out family members
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>>75886087
*tracking IP*...
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lol hotboxing an apartment lmao
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God is real
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/cum/ seems extra dead tonight
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>>75886243
I agree
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>>75886268
It's Friday night anon
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>>75886274

>calling an emergency hotline to report potsmoking

dammit quentin
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>>75886299

it's a substance that presents the possibility of inducing madness, the effect on the public could be catastrophic if the situation allows
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still havent showered since june began
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lost 5 pounds over 10 days, dont understand this "losing weight is hard" meme
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKFBNmuFLQs
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>>75886243
He can make a really scary face if you get abusive to a dog.
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>>75886438
The only people who say that are fatsos who make no changes in their day-to-day life and complain about not losing weight.
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Back from socializing

Its either this or movies or vidya.

Cmon and cumpost with us.
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>>75886493
what movies and vidya do you have on deck?
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NEETdom is already refueling my social autism
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>>75886516
Too many to list, going to watch a library rental Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan shadow recruit. Looks spyish and good.
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>>75886525
Get out there and flirt with a waitress or retail chik
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They're starting back up again
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>>75886599
Who is? Starting what up? Be more clear lad.
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why the fuck do we even bother
I make $50000 a year before tax. Even if I get a nice raise every year it would take 10-15 years to buy a house.
fuck this shit
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>>75886660
nigga I make 20k, fuck you complainin about?
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>>75886660
You know what'll fix this? More immigrants.
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>>75886660
just move to the middle of nowhere for a cheap house
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wish I didn't have work tomorrow morning, I want to stay up late and be a sludge lord dammnit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCXZoTtVjsM
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>>75886683
well youre black so i doesnt matter
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>>75886720

at least you have a job
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>>75886712
I dunno about your cunt, but here it looks like rural properties are a lot more expensive than urban/suburban ones.
Average price looks to be 1.5M - 2.0M for a rural home here
>>75886683
Because man, we're wasting our fucking prime years slaving away for this shit.
I'm so sick of life
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>>75886775
>rural properties are a lot more expensive than urban/suburban ones.
2-3 hour commute suburbs are not rural
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Painful world where the concept of jokes does not exist
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>>75886775
And what the fuck happened to our housing? What fucking Judaism is this?
My parents bought our house in the late 90s for 250k.
Now the home prices in our neighborhood are 650-700k
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>>75886773
real non-retail job soon hopefully. Didn't you have a shitty part time job as well?
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>>75886801
Not the familiar Jew, but the oriental Jew.
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>>75886824

had, then I went back to college

now Im back home again and nobody will hire for just 3 months because its retail/fastfood only
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>>75886843
maybe should have taken summer classes desu, being NEET is the mind killer
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>>75886826
How could I have forgotten?
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>>75886775
that sucks, you can get a decent house with good schools for under 175k where i live
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Now I'm the only one here now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bash3nG3pYg
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>e3 starts tomorrow and I have to spend the day getting a suit and having it fitted for a wedding
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me, an intellectual: only cares about nintendo direct
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>See post bantering Germany/Sweden/UK etc. about non-white population and terrorism
>it's France
>people reply noting the irony of this
>doesn't register with France at all
Of all the cunts in denial I think the French are the most oblivious to their situation.
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mmm hello
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>>75887036
>only ea on tomorrow
i know its painful missing all those sports game
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>>75887036
tomorrow?

i thought it was starting june 13th
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>>75887064

PS conference might be interesting

>>75887103

Ive got E3 bets going with a buddy of mine and I dont want to miss out on the play by play
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>>75887064

this
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i went to see wonder woman and wtf

there is a scene where chief wahoo on germany (dont ask me why he is there is never explained) Says his people has no land because the people of captain kirk took it away

the problem is captain kirk was british, were they implying all wypipo are the same
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all wypipo are the same
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>it's another rerun of the "I can't fall asleep because I keep thinking about how I wasted my life and how I'll die alone without experiencing things that most people consider a given" episode
Not a fan of this particular episode but they keep playing it every night.
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>>75887396
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Do-Do-Do, Do, Do-Do
Do-Do-Do, Do, Do-Do
Pokemon Johto!
Do-Do-Do, Do, Do-Do
Do-Do-Do, Do, Do-Do

Everybody wants to be a master.
Everybody wants show their skills.
Everybody wants to get there faster.
Make their way to the top of the hills.

Each time, You try...
Gonna get just a little bit better...
Each step, You climb...
Is one more step up the ladder!

It's a whole new world we live in,
Do-Do-Do, Do, Do-Do
It's a whole new way to see,
Do-Do-Do, Do, Do-Do
It's a whole new place, with a brand new attitude,
But you still 'Gotta catch 'em all!'
And be the best that you can be!

Do-Do-Do, Do, Do-Do
Do-Do-Do, Do, Do-Do
Pokemon Johto!

POKEMON JOHTO!!!
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Goodnight /cum/
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>>75887479

gnight karen
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>>75887432

i need the original one
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Black is beautiful
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJu5dkvewUQ

Fairly OddParents > Spongebob
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/cum/fart
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i had a date with a girl named karen today
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iji3GJ0nDAs

A kid from Pallet Town with a brand new world to see
Don't know what's ahead, but it won't get the best of me
There's so much to learn and battles to be won
I've advanced so far and still there's always more to come

Take a step and I'm on my way...
Gonna start all over again

I wanna be a hero! (Hero!)
Pokémon: Advanced!
(I'm on my way!)
I wanna be a hero! (Hero!)
Give me just one chance...
And the future will decide...
If there's a hero buried deep inside...
I wanna be a hero!
Pokémon!
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Week long ban just ended, that will teach me to disrespect other people's culture on a Cambodian acupuncture symposium
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my parents actually had me go to an acupuncturist when I was in middle school

cant for the life of me remember why
>>
Fucking despise Krauts. We need to finish the fucking job next time and wipe them off the face of the fucking planet.
>>
>>75887556
haha nice one
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good night. let me get a woo from all the fly honeys
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>>75887498
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Not a fan of this warming up for summer meme
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>tfw amerimongrel
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not even summer and we hit 100 everyday

stop crying fucking fag
>>
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Haha fags
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I only watch ghibli
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really do hate summer
>>
>why yes, I hide my location
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>>75887706
>blocking out your city
puss
>>
>>75887677
>>75887706
>blocking out your location
faggots
>>
I actually posted with a state, county, and city flag for one thread like a week ago. Not a fan.
>>
check the humidity

feelsl ike 120 everyday desu
>>
Reminder that too much LITERALLY makes you a hothead
>>
How do I get a slav gf ?
>>
Whats information warfare?

jk but what is it in your words?
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comfy
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>oregon hogs the jetstream AGAIN
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>>75887779
Wouldn't you rather have an American cutie with ancestry going back to the colonial days?
>>
>>75887791
More like Poorland
Get it
Cause of all the homeless people
>>
>>75887813
No I think Nord men should be with Nord women tbqhwyf, I am a med so I feel as though we would be on the same level racially, especially if the girl was south slavic
>>
sometimes i have dreams that i am 10 again and i have friends
>>
Sometimes I dream that I wasn't a failure
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>>75887706
Humidity is what the real killer is. It's why I despise south florida
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>>75887639
56% face?
>>
>>75887844
>I am a med so I feel as though we would be on the same level racially, especially if the girl was south slavic
what
>>
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>>75887885
wow 67 wouldn't have thought we'd be cooler but then it is California.
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I don't even want a gf haha
>>
Shall be uninstalling Redditflags once more after I make this post
This was me by the way >>75887677
>>
>>75887885

I was in DC when it was 93 degrees and it was awful

I dont know how you guys stand it
>>
>>75887928
I want to SPEGHETTI a slavic woman like Tony soprano
>>
>>75887951

>living in fresno

you poor, poor soul
>>
>>75887993
kekd.
>>
>>75887973
2bh never understood the whole dating-in-your-own-race thing
>>
we meds are the strongest race in the world

thats why i only date meds
>>
>>75887844
Stormweenie tier post
>>
>>75887885
>87/66
Beautiful.
>>
>>75888020
>>75888037
t.tyrone and Paco
Go jack off to white women one more time
>>
>>75888066
I'm white and had a Mestiza girlfriend
>>
>>75888066
I am slav coincidentally
>>
i want a mestiza gf so baad
>>
>>75888070
Did you have mixed race babies or just date ?
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>>75888101
Do you have a sister or friend?
>>
It's only gonna make things harder on you to find a gf if you're gonna limit yourself. Trust me
>>
>>75888104
We dated since high school but I broke up with her a little while ago
>>
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what is heaven like

do i get to dream forever
>>
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stop bullying footkraut
>>
>>75888131
Huh I see, never fancied spic women, they are usually hit or miss
>>
*filters germany again*
>>
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So I don't watch a lot of soccer, but what was going on here? Why did the goalie do this? Mind you this is a world cup qualifier in the last few seconds 90 +3 that was tied 1-1 with france set to pick up a point on the road in sweden. So why?
>>
Honestly don't understand what drives someone to post in a general where they're disliked by everyone and people rarely reply to them. Doubt anyone who says they like him are being serious.
>>75888170
She's pretty Americanized though
>>
>>75888114
No sis, sorry bud
>friend
Slavic female friends? I guess. They usually marry pretty early and to other slavic guys lol

>>75888138
kartoffel go away
>>
>>75888191
Looks like he underestimated the player coming at him and panicked
>>
>>75888191

mmm, he didnt do it on purpose

idiot

he missed his pass
>>
>>75888191

closing seconds, guy was pressing the goalie and so he needed to get rid of it

I think he paniced and kicked it to the center hoping one of his guys would get it
>>
>>75888208
What kind of Slav are you? We get lots of East Slavs in California but they usually stick to the north
>>
>>75888103
90% of women living in sinaloa look like that dont mame (no mamar)
>>
>>75888208
How much for one?
>>
>tfw Im 20-30 minutes away from a slavic enclave but Im too chicken to get a qt slav gf
>>
>>75888231

I like my own kind

what a surprise

idiot
>>
>>75888191
Holy kek. I'd like to know where the defenders are and how the ball got back there in the first place honestly. What an unfortunate turn of events
>>
Anyone have those pictures that an anon kept posting and deleting of his gf? I want the Mexicans to tell me what region she's from.
>>
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>>75888226
Mom is Belarusian with Polish blood. Dad is Ukrainian with Hungarian blood. First language was Russian. It's a real mess tbfwy

>>75888244
I don't follow
>>
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Morning gents. How's things?
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>>75888191
the goalkeeper sends a message by going outside the box to motivate the players (premiere league thing that no one does anymore) and fails
>>75888257
lo que me refiero es qye nmms si quieres una asi nomas sal de tu casita y platica con la primera que se cruce del millon y medio ahuevo le tienes que gustar a una
>>
>>75888302
How much to buy one ?
>>
this is my new trip

i want to feel acknowledgement at least once
>>
*filters*
>>
watching parks and rec lol
>>
>>75888320

sali con ella hoy

por eso la puse

wey
>>
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>>75888349
>Canada has the AK
fake news
>>
>>75888351
american football is better than rugby senpai. The passing part of football is what makes it so GOAT. It's not just hits.
>>
>>75888333
como te fue we
>>
>>75888345
>>75888383
ahqueverga
>>
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>>75888382
Don't reply to it.
>>
>>75888324
Well if you want a wife that reciprocates your love and respect, it'll cost you a couple lessons in the Russian language and some effort at self-improvement. If you want a pretty but self-interested wife who will make your life stressful and divorce you at the earliest opportunity, I'm not entirely sure; I've never researched those sorts of things.
>>
Im gonna pretend to go on a date tomorrow night
I'll tell you all about it
>>
>>75888442
inspiring
>>
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>>75888383

no mal pero no bien, pero estuvo bien para ser la primera vez

Pero tampoco sentí como que acá sabes, tal vez es muy timida
>>
>>75888457
Classic /cum/, make sure to routinely change her ethnicity when telling the story.
>>
>>75888497
This
Also don't forget to steal pictures off the internet, say it's her, and then admit that it isn't her when people call her ugly.
>>
>>75888442
This post inspired me to drop out of university and get my high school diploma
>>
Searching through archived /cum/ threads for a photo of some other guy's girlfriend. Is it tism?
>>
>>75888518
>>75888497

mmmmm

care to tell the story?
>>
i change my mind

this is the last post i will make using this trip

john k is the only canadian i respect
>>
>>75888558
Just some Footkraut autism. His girlfriend just recently became a Taiwanese aboriginal recently. A little while ago he kept posting a photo of some white guy with an ugly Asian girl saying it was his girlfriend. Then everyone in the thread was calling her ugly and he finally admitted it wasn't him or his girlfriend.
>>
thinking about jerking it
>>
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Can Mexican genetic experts tell me which region this girl is from?
>>
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>>75888489
pontele bien bravo y dile que te gusta nomás no te emputes si te deja de hablar
si te sigue hablando es que también le gustas
cambio
>>
>>75888587

footkraut is asian himself, he isnt white
>>
>>75888633
El Norte
>>
Just got a filtered (You).
Shan't be reading it.
>>75888641
Have a hard time disagreeing with this statement seeing the sheer autism from his posts.
>>
>>75888633

looks from center/south mexico
>>
>>75888633
Also, please be specific about the region, such as the street number and telephone (and facebook profile, preferably).
>>
>>75888633
chilanga
>>
>>75884882
>>75884882
>>75884882
>>75884882
OLD NEW
>>
>>75888674
It's some /cum/ poster's gf anon
Gonna tell him about this post next time I see him
>>
>>75888641
He's not asian

>>75888701
Idc I'll fuck him too
>>
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>>75888442
>tfw gpa was lower than this woman
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