/brit/

time is a spook

the cat just dragged in a native bird lmao

good kitty :3

kek claims this thread

DEVVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHGtNZaXyEg

*surfs a terror scare*

radical

>>75878878
>>75879105
these,
and I voted against marriage for faggots in 2015.

>"include me in the screencap /r/4chan xD praise kek"
kanker

doing a poo tbhlads

shadilay brothers

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anime

>>75880516
never had any trouble really, my family are well-known within the local community in the town I grew up in (cliche but my dad owns a corner shop/post office) so we're treated no differently to anyone else

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hello red dit

>>75880588
'sheed

>>75880625
>my dad owns a corner shop/post office
rasheed

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>I voted against marriage for faggots in 2015.

>>75880625
why do you bully me

>>75880616
dumb animeposter
>>75880611
upvoted

>>75880628
would give that pocketbook chubbo in the bottom right a piece of my time

>referring to your country as "we" or other posters countries as "you guys" when engaging in political discussion on an anonymous imageboard even though the events being discussed took place hundreds of years ago and had nothing to do with anyone alive right now

really hope you dont do this

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>>75880628
this cant be real

trying to catch mewtwo lads

>>75880683
>he doesn't role play countries
need reddit to leave

>>75880693
thanks Goldblatt

>>75880700
did you save the master ball

>>75880640
yes?
>>75880656
i don't

getting swole for the class war

>>75880714
>Goldblatt
hmmm

>>75880733
bully

i've never had a cold

>>75880706
>america

wow >we totally btofd >you guys when we burned ur white house nd shit lol

if you call the convenience store a "paki shop", you're lower class uneducated scum

>>75880732
yeah but i don't like to use it because i'm autistic

lefties touting civil war

do they think they would last 10 seconds?

>>75880743
johanssablatt

business idea: terraform australia

>>75880761
use the missingno glitch

Guardian is a weird newspaper

seems to be made up of contributions from random semi-celebrities here and there

>>75880754
prove it mate

going down the 24hr paki shop

anybody want anything?

>>75880762
>young people vs old pensioners
yeah

>>75880628
dog lady and plaiddy steve realized quick they are the only regular people there and really wish they could leave but dont want to be rude haha

just pissed in an empty can of fosters
just thought you lads would like to know

>>75880749
*kecks you*

>>75880762
>marxist revolution with post modernist direction
>UK will become the new Soviet
everyone in brit will be sent to gulag :X

>>75880792
CORNETTO

>>75880802
the majority of the lefty are women and low test poofters

FSA: don't ask don't tell (everyone eats secretly)
IS/Nusra : you get killed of you eat
SDF: you get killed if you don't eat

need a qt autistic gf who has ugly frizzy hair and is obsessed with horses

>>75880828
sorry i don't speak rasheedani

cant believe i wasted daily wank on a shop vac fucks sake

>>75880886
state of you

watched the always sunny episode where the gang realize they're supporting boko haram the day before the election where dup ends up supporting may

wew

they've literally just taken the robot out the van and sat it next to it
and then not done anything else for an hour
the STATE of the RN

>>75880851
still enough to liquidate old tory dementia cunts

>>75880861
>you get killed of you eat
LMAO get a load of this dumb idiot, can't even spell! embarrassing!

>>75880628
The black baby is the cherry on top.

>blatant surveillance van on my street for months now

hm

called the gf a low test beta

Emma Roberts is fit as fuck, lads
might wank to her... again
i like to fantasize that she's my big sister who reluctantly lets me wank over her (but she secretly likes it)

>>75880917
so you're not going to argue with the fact that all left wing males are low test poofters?

>>75880923
no hate only love

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>>75880947

>>75880947
sorry that's my wifi

>>75880625
FONT

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Marcus Intalex is literally DEAD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Intalex#Death
https://www.discogs.com/Various-DATMUSIC-II/release/1568404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIU8PvvTIb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34gLZaiMO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WcqVgqI670

>>75880947
i won't mourn your loss

>>75880947
have you been posting anti-islamic sentiments on /brit/?

>>75880985
not a normie

>>75880962
says who, someone who bases his opinions off imageboards he browses for 8 hours a day

>>75881008
you are a paki though haha

>>75881008
it means nigger newfag lmao

Anyone else stick their finger up a girls bumhole a little bit when they're fucking them?

Makes me rock hard 2bh

indians are not "pakis" they are an educated middle class

>>75881026
so what?

>>75881041
haha yeah

>>75880962
most are good working class lads

>>75881053
t. indian paki

make pakistan sikh again

>>75881041
bet smeels like poo just a little

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in dire need of a proper anglo gf

>>75881067
not really

working class has had a massive swing to the right since labour went too far to the left

labour is now mainly supported by middle class students

>>75881041
yeah

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>>75881060

>>75881052
literally know this girl

>>75881111
>working class has had a massive swing to the right since labour went too far to the left
did you just miss the election last night
labour won back tons of ukippers

whats that weird smell thats sometimes outside. it singes your nostrils a little bit and smells like those old medieval museums you used to go to in infant school where they would depict old working conditions and stuff

>>75881092
Nope I don't go far enough for that, just enough so that I can feel it pulsating during the sex and close around my finger just a little bit

feels dirty and incredibly sexy at the same time

going to start calling cigarettes "fags"
opinions?

>>75881129
yeah, absolutely hilarious

>>75881146
yuh huh

>>75881041
yeah done this a few times

>>75881156
theyve been called fags since the dawn of time you dingus

reckon /brit/ is half paki

>>75881174
youre just jealous he cam up with it first haha

>>75881153
Musty.

>>75881156
it will never catch on

madman

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howling at this revelation

>not really
>nah
>yeah

these are my go to replies
do not steal

>>75881208
not really

DES
POS
ITO

>>75881196
no its almost a burning smell

>>75881146
i did, she went out with one of my mates in like year 9
devon represent

>>75881153
kind of like leather or dried meat?

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why can't i just have a fatal heart attack in this bed

>>75881138
conservatives also got more votes than the last election

a lot of the extra labour votes we're from students who didn't bother voting in the last election or weren't old enough

they were sold it as some sort of anti-brexit vote because they were too bone idle to vote in the actual brexit vote

smoking a "fag"

>>75881246
bender

i stand with cheshire

Business idea: start heiling Hitler before every post

family won't leave me alone because they're afraid i won't take my meds
FUCK OFFFFFF CUNTS LET ME TAKE DRUGS AND GET DRUNK IN PEACE

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https://www.xvideos.com/video11206960/kkk_rednecks_fuck_black_nigga_whore

>>75881238
yes burning leathery that gets inside your nostrils

>>75881242
haha okay mate
*walks off and shares my interesting story about knowing a d-list celeb to someone else*

>>75881041
tell me more
do girls like it?
what does it feel like?

Spent my election night on /pol/

what was it like on /int/? did anyone even give a fuck?

>>75881229
ah, a simple partial seizure

>>75881323
yes, we had about 20 /brit/ threads in the catalog at one point

>>75881297
whats wrong dear?

>>75881323
why would you go to /pol/

>>75881327
no the whiff came when opening the door

>>75881323
rorke had a meltdown

>>75881388
Yes

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>>75880737
you're gonna need all the muscle you can get, rich boy

>>75881366
labour voters from plebbit were there gotta wind them up for laughs

are u gay

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>>75881242
hehe

>>75881313
feels exactly like your own bumhole mate.

my gf doesn't "like" it because she's shy about it so she doesn't always let me do it, but sometimes she tolerates it i suppose

anyway I don't care about how she feels, I do it purely for myself

>>75881374
(bizarre guess) something... Was... On fire

>>75881380
>>75881388
WELL WELL WELL

why do british police cars only have blue lights?

mages are really fun in pvp

>>75881398
i've never fingered my bumhole

>>75880537
dont post my gf

>>75881422
yank...

>>75881380
Alri bender

>>75881427
i got proof
you btfo

>>75881433
give it a little touch right now m8, a girls bumhole will feel exactly the same and you can pretend

aussies always post inane comments but are proper lads
yanks always get very political and serious and are absolute wankers

it's like ying and yang

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2017/06/corbyn-jk-rowling-obama-blair-macron

haven't wanked in over 48 hours now

take the piss

doing a sudden onset of despair

thank fuck leftypol have gone back to discord

>>75881457
n-no
scared i'll make it bleed or sore

literally all my friends are the same group of friends i had in primary school

guess i got lucky

>>75881501
we're here we just won so theres no need to shill anymore

*goes back to discord*

need someone to drop a hammer on my balls

>>75881515
how did you win exactly?

>>75881478
you're a gaylord

>>75881514
>he didnt cut the connection so he could flourish and become a different person
unfortunate for me i became a depressed faggot

Heil Hitler! Off to the shops in a bit

>>75881530
well we ran a great campaign, plenty of good corbyn memes and some insightful political debate

DUP basically have the same social views as hardcore Muslims

Rorkes and Rasheeds must be delighted

I was a bit of a bully in high school desu
all that "bullies are jealous" shit is false, i bullied people because they annoyed me with how pathetic and soft they were - i was trying to help
all i wanted was for one of them to hit me back

>>75881566
aha not really bit weird init
will probably end up watching at some point

>>75881567
but corbyn isn't pm and never will be and the conservatives just got even more right wing

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>thank fuck leftypol have gone back to discord

>>75881588
think I bullied this obese girl from primary into dykedom

>>75881610
don't care

>>75881515
>"we won"
>DUP is partially in charge
>party that openly disagrees with abortion, has links to british nationalist paramilitary groups and denies climate change
you're not very smart

>>75881585
apart from the bit where they blow other people up over those views

>>75881623
love labour
hate tories
simple as

REALLY fancy some fried rice lads

/pol/ creates fake profiles of women and post rorke shit to make it seem women are on their side

Screaming

>>75881656
PHWOAR
WHAT A TUUUUUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

>>75881588
you were more likely to fuck people up desu

>>75881652
malware

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How fucked are we lads?

>>75881705
civil war kind of fucked

>>75880947
>>75880947
is this a thing in the UK? truly a nanny state

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>>75881623
May calls early general election
>that Rorke feel
>Government elect la
>look at Theresa what heart
>we vote again! xD
Lead starts to go down
>was always going to be close la
>how many will be beat Labour by
>still going to have the largest majority since Maggie
Dementia tax u-turn
>were still top of the polls la
>being in opposition is easy
>the debates are a fortress Corbyn won't win there
Tories do shit in debates
>Lib Dems will do us a favour
Terrorists attack Manchester and London
>it's n-not May's fault, forget she was the home secretary for 6 years
>P-pakis, L-Labour will keep letting them in
>its still on if the polls stay good
YouGov poll shows there will be hung parliament
>b-but May said elections are easy
>w-wait for the exit poll la
Exit poll: Tories to lose their majority
>S-Scotland will do us a favour
>b-big Ruth with the 5am winner
>i-it's not over yet
Tories don't get enough Scottish seats
>b-biggest party was the aim
>w-we overachieved in 2015
>n-next election is the one
>coalition government is an amazing achievement

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position in the polls with a whole election campaign to go, if you had gone into Downing Street today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - George Osbourne

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Margaret Thatcher

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.

>>13

>>75881705
can't imagine the EU will go easy on May when it's been shown she has less than stellar support at home

>>75881652
really enjoyed this entire discussion

>>75881652
i-is that really the standard of a small penis?

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>>75881717
>Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.

the cleaner won't like this

>>75881777
eww small areolae

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used my skills at algorithm creation to help a guy on /dpt/ with his homework
>>>/g/60832519
also does anyone else think $25 a round is expensive for these rented shotguns?
http://www.hunterspointenc.com/Pricing.html

>>75881717
nice

was going to make a post like this yesterday but got halfway through then deleted it

>>75881777
fake tits are shite

>>75881831
dont care

>>75881705
Heil Hitler! Not at all, though the next few months will be bumpy as the tories devour each other

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Finally on the cider lads

>>75881693
i just wanted them to fit in desu
I used to have joke fights with my mates all the time (birthday digs, "name five fish", etc)

when i slapped that fat kid and called him a fat cunt, i wanted him to punch me in the arm and insult me back - like a NORMAL teenage lad

>>75881717
does leftypol have to go to all this effort just to feel like they didn't lose

because they did actually lose

>>75881717
just want you to know I don't give the slightest fuck about british politics and I still read your entire post
cheers x

>>75881861
so did the tories

>>75881807
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497057785982.webm
think you'll enjoy this la

the tories won
*loses majority*
*wastes hundreds of millions of pounds*
*has to share majority with the taigs*
*party is in shambles*
*brexit negotiations are going to be a mess*
b-but labour only gained 30 seats

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>>75881845

>>75881856
Some lads just dont like being slapped or called a fat cunt and just thought you were being a twat for no reason or because they deserved to be hit

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Just pissed away £900 for a week in Italy next month.

seriously now, not kidding: i need a bf

>>75881717
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP LA

lads guess what lol

Just pissed away £3000 for a hug in Japan next month

>>75881883
good lad
not my color but still qt

>>75881856
sounds to be like you're just trying to justify being a bit of a prick.

>>75881640
yeah, unionists just prefer shotting

Just pissed

tell me lads, is DUP /ourlads/?

Stop saying "just"

>>75881906
*doesn't guess*

caught mewtwo lads

>>75881906
whats up?

>>75881931
me on the bed

i think having a gf is going to be pretty nice.... :)

>>75881831
>used my skills at algorithm creation
hello rasheed

Just hate new zealanders

simple as

>>75881931
me and the lads

>>75881932
ulster scots are just roleplaying as british

>>75881915
>>75881890
*barges you and knocks you over in the hallway*
"faggots"

>>75881945
nothing lmao

>yanks pronounce guillotine as "GEE-oh-teen"

>>75881931
>what people who don't play video games do for entertainment.exe

>>75881962
>>75881955
>>75881929
>>75881922
>>75881915
>>75881912
>>75881893
>>75881865
>>75881856
Stop it

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hate doss cunts
love glassing people

simple as

>>75881954
as expressed here >>>/g/60832616 my greatest hope is to get the full ride PLUS additional salary paid for by the DOD to get a security masters degree at my unviersity, not to get a coding job. applications already closed this year but i emailed the guy for next round already and he told me to fuck off. imagine me working at the NSA and looking at everyone's webcams who makes posts here, mental..

>>75881977
it makes sense, because whites are more kind :^)

>>75881955
Really don't give a toad's left bollock what goes through your puny little "brain"

>>75881994
just saying this, none of those posts are mine

>tfw 25 and still haven't acquired a taste for coffee

guess i'm always going to be a manchild

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>>75881972
you tricked me

>>75881994
just pissed wtf

>>75881893
Can I come?

HATE the weekend, simple as. love working

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>>75881994
J***

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>>75881994
alri

>>75881966
I never got bullied but a lot of runts used to build irrational attachments to me and they told me a lot about their sad lives cos i couldnt tell em to fuk of

>>75882009
impressive how you even twisted that into making whites look better than everyone else

>>75882034
only if you pay up

What a fucking tune 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KIm0Je4phY

>>75882018
put a bit of chocolate powder in it to take the bitter edge off

Back from a night out lads. A girl kissed my cheek. That's the most physical contact I've ever had with a girl in my life.

hate people that love that I hate them
simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKevgUmzEp4

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>>75881585
Except for the fact that DUP is made up of and for indigenous white Europeans. As an IRA and United Ireland sympathizer its sad that I have to defend them from centrist and race traitor trash. But I would take a DUP UK any day over a labour UK or a continued conservative domination.

>>75882071
did you get hard

why didnt you losers go out tonight?

>>75882071
FONT

Lads literally can't stop thinking about that girl I was close with in uni but never asked out.

Want to kill myself.

reading the k sticky before i start posting there and it's long as fuck PLUS it has an hour long video in the first section. my autism won't let me skip anything. send help

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16LGFX7n4LX

love pints
love killing IRA
hate commies

simple as

>>75882089
what does font mean
fuck off normie trash?

>>75882087
just finished my shift at the bar m8, had a few bevvies on shift then got a kebab and a taxi home

>>75882111
fuck off newcunt

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>race traitor

Heil Hitler!

played world of warcraft all day so i was too tired to go out

simple as

>For Jake, whose dad is Samoan and German, and his mum Australian and British, his "incredibly rare" DNA means, despite monthly checks of the global registry, there is no bone marrow match available to tackle the "monster" in his body.

screeching

>>75882105
the state of radical monarchists

>>75882126
Child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z9SFkmoQl0

need someone to tackle their monster into my body

>https://www.reddit.com/r/streetwear/

Is this what's considered cool these days?

>>75882118
Why are you being mean to him ;_;

>>75882137
mhm
*looks over at your other post*
>>75882120

>>75882140
upboated

big fan of techno like dawn of ashes desu

>>75882149
Was another poster you cretin

>>75882146
I don't like spics or puerto rico

leftypol losers

>>75882116
tell me about your night lad

anything interesting happen? do they tip the bartender at british bars?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uka6Rh2UgAU

>>75882146
yanks are usually mean to me here because "I'm a dirty spic and not part of the anglosphere", unlike them

>>75882174
rorke

>>75882198
globalist

>>75882193
but le yanks aren't part of le anglosphere!! XDDD
nice bait trying to suck up to the brits

>>75880628
even the dog is fat

>>75882193
>yanks
>part of the anglosphere

>>75882193
It's okay x
I love you! <3

>>75882193
>Yanks actually think they're an Anglo country
lmfao, nah you're far more welcome here than they are

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hmm
not too sure about the new series of orange is the new black

i'm a radical moderate

simple as

>>75882085
No. A group did question me about the potential size of my erect willy though for some reason.

>>75881381

fucking hate proles

>>75882056
same thing happened to me
one lad i only for 3 days was eager to tell me about his self harm and depression, another lad did the same shit

>>75882193
You are a Yank

https://twitter.com/InnerPartisan/status/873154811574845440

will sarcuck ever recover?

>>75882193

spic

>>75882215
>>75882219
>>75882228
wow, it's almost like he was baiting for this exact answer. congrats reddit

>>75882193
*gives you a hug*

>>75882127
>race is a social construct!
>racemixing makes us stronger!

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>>75882241
LOVE it

>>75882241
Kek

HaitANO >>75882245

Labour wiping student loan debt would have been the equivalent of a decent cut in income tax for me

Bit annoyed jez couldn't have got in just for a year or two to reduce me taxes

>>75882077
mediocre tbqh

>>75882219
>>75882228
thanks, they're getting annoying not because they're mean but because their posts here are terrible
considering filtering them
>>75882255
it's almost like they've told you to fuck off a thousand times before

gf told me i'm an alcoholic and threatened to leave me if I don't change, lads. What do I do?

>>75882069
When /fr/ closes, I take refuge in /brit/, in the wee wee hours of the day.
I only read british posts, 2bh desu senpai, because what I need at these moments is the company of fellow insomniacs. Not potential normies for the Merica.

like this, for example >>75882288

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>>75882236

new
>>75882302
>>75882302
>>75882302

>>75882290
epic post dude, please stay and suck up to the brits more! you're the best poster here!

>>75882263
*grabs your gluteus*

*from the Merica

>>75882286
you shouldn't just want a party to get in because they give you free shit

if anything that's a reason not to vote someone in because they try to get people's votes by promising free stuff they can't deliver on

>>75882255
FOY
>>75882290
same, going to filter Yanks now desu. should have done it a long time ago really.

>>75882263
*receives the bill*

woah wtf

>>75881777
are you actually an alcoholic, do you think you have a problem? or is she exaggerating?

i'm in a similar situation, my gf broke up with me because i kept lying about doing drugs, but i'm young and just enjoy doing it

but i also have a bit of a problem. if you want to change, you need to do it for yourself and not her, but you also consider if you don't want to loser her

at least she's giving you an ultimatum rather than just breaking up with you, but don't do it to please her or pander to her

>>75882379
ffs aimed at
>>75882291

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The state of /pol/

>>75882087
I work nights chief