/balt/ edition
/balt/
>>75878281
Need a feminine balt bf to hug
thinking about moving to sydney because all my friends live there now
wanna know more about the webm that apparently been "wiped off the planet"
yank answer me
did we just get cucked by them
very good
first for /brit/
just found out that james comey is 6'8
WTF
Not a fan of the JFs making new threads gimmick
>>75878322
Greater London
I wish I was friends with you
>>75878322
the real reason why trump fired him
>>75878322
B R I C K
S H I T H O U S E
Cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick please
do NOT like this other swedish poster
>>75878322
belongs in the circus desu
It is the 21st Century. For more than a hundred years The Anglo has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Albion. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the blood, and master of a million countries by the might of his inexhaustible lies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Industrial Revolution. He is the Carrion Lord of the Commonwealth for whom a thousand Aryans are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
Yet even in his deathless state, the Anglo continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty Businessmen cross the muslim-infested miasma of the Continent, the only route between distant still important countries, their way lit by the Astroanglonomican, the psychic manifestation of the Anglo's perfidy. Vast armies give battle in his name in uncounted nations. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Special Air Service, blood-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the British Army and countless commonwealth defence forces, the ever vigilant British police and the Web-priests of the Anti Internet Hate Crime Unit to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aryans, muslims, muricans - and worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody shadow-regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of tradition and patriotism, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of Empire and Glory, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the Continents, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
>>75878317
The DUP are turbororkes, things are gonna get wild.
you're a mongoloid if you don't use emacs
>>75878343
same x
watching a video on youtube where entirely normal yank civilians who have no intention of joining the army are taking courses on military squad tactics
weird country
svea rike
https://www.youtube.com/user/ikema781/videos
Lads
>>75878191
"Ongoing incident" where police and the fire dept have been called to a closed off street in a Scottish market town
Meanwhile a 29 year old 'man from Amsterdam' who was known to police "because of his radicalisation" was arrested surfing a terror scare in Eindhoven earlier
Not that the 2 incidents are connected of course
>>75878387
alri stallman
>>75878399
>>75878414
Nice la
>>75878383
they'll just hold may to ransom and the association will do lasting damage to the cameron style modern tory party
and the negotiations will be a shambles
>>75878322
BIG
>>75878312
Where are you now?
>>75878452
>surfing
Fuck sake
during
what subreddits should I subscribe to? here's what I currently subscribe to but want to expand my horizons
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians+Boxing+CasualUK+CombatFootage+Crouton+Darts+DiWHY+Documentaries+FashionReps+InternetIsBeautiful+JoeRogan+MMA+MapPorn+Repsneakers+SelfSufficiency+androidapps+badhistory+bicycling+chromeos+conspiracy+educationalgifs+europe+explainlikeimfive+hmmm+india+instantbarbarians+nottheonion+peloton+shittytechnicals+soccer+syriancivilwar+theocho+transit+ukpolitics+vexillology+weightroom+worldnews/
>>75878442
tim?
>>75878523
very handsome
>>75878505
That would be quite radical dude.
should I cut my hair
just realised that the bus service in my area doesn't operate on saturday
you know what that means
>>75878399
preparing for the race war
hello
and
welcome
to
the
yogpod
>>75878493
he's a rather sizable individual
addicted to this game desu
doesn't help that they made it literally like gambling
wonder if betfair has shares in miniclip . get them while they're young
https://www.miniclip.com/games/soccer-stars-mobile/en/
surfing
>>75878564
Was not prepared for this nostalgia
praise kek you cuck, /brit/ is a magapede general.
>>75878564
Used to like old style Yogpod, Simon was funny. Too bad he's become a major depressive or something and Lewis has become a major cock.
You could always tell Lewis' head was up his own arse, major autist.
oh wow it's the RN's bomb disposal cunts
don't we have our own polis ones?
>>75878495
brisbane
>>75878598
shadilay
>>75878598
big fan of this post desu
helped out those 2 yanks and didnt get any recognition or acknowledgement
shadilay fellow kekistanis
Listening to this in preparation for the race war lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzC7IeCr0oc
>>75878514
/r/publicfreakout
/r/streetfights
/r/starterpacks
/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
>>75878611
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT
JUST woke up
>>75878551
which anime is this
is it worth watching
any runt man in
>>75878237
Oh really, so Shakespeare, Chaucer and the King James' version of the Holy Bible are r*ddity now (?)
That's rather queer since they existed before that abomination for a website even existed.
NEVER respond to my posts with such a timewasting pile only fit for the deepest depths of a cesspool, infernal septic tank.
>>75878676
Sort it out m8
>>75878564
>>75878592
>>75878605
>8 years ago
>>75878676
shadilay
>>75878676
you look like something the dog dragged in
>>75878695
Umaru. No.
It's a great day for hay boys and girls
want to study occultism and witchcraft but also don't want to waste my time on something that isn't real
>>75878281
doggo keeps barking at the neighbour's doggo
>>75878675
uh wow be a little nicer sweetie that's cyberbullying and that's an offense <:o
>>75878695
hamster anime
yes
anime
if I don't get a bf soon I'm doing a 'cide I fucking swear
this lad has really bad gyno
>>75878782
I hope you get aids, faggot
>>75878722
mate... dont do this to me
>when scots write in their accent
>open any review on google play
>everyone is indian
ah yes
>>75878733
*throws some poisoned meat over your fence*
>>75878782
*shoots cum into your bum*
alri guess we're dating now
>>75878808
get tae fuck
Irish neighbours keep blaring Jun Tzu
welcome... to limmys shoe
>>75878564
bought jafa cakes because of them
>the gay brigade are launching their penile assault on /brit/ (again)
>>75878797
I genuinely hope you die soon in agonising pain you insufferable yank cunt
>>75878820
good lad, fantasise about doing this to my neighbour's dogs all the time
fucking german shepherds
imagine unionically not going on reddit because you got memed into thinking you're not allowed to by mongs on here
>>75878820
Would fucking kill you you edgy fuck
>>75878808
no a fan ae this cunts post, no a all
bittae a shite wan this
>>75878878
go fuck a shitty hairy man shithole you fag cunt
Romanian neighbours keep blaring The Cheeky Girls
>>75878760
she is such a qt
>>75878731
/brit/ isnt real
>>75878564
oh man I was just re listening to all of those
>>75878695
good for memes but absolutely horrid 'me
what's your opinion on the morality of prostitution?
>>75878881
agree wholeheartedly
>>75878952
>morality
spook
>>75878952
I think it is moral
remember when we all ignored american posters for like two months haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp_DydcUPNI
>>75878952
Your mum needed to pay to keep you fed and housed, so I don't blame her.
>>75878952
it's moral but disgusting and i'd consider disowning my daughter if she became one
runts
>>75878829
Ciamar a thá thú, gille?
>Police have been informed of a dead cat in the South Iceland town of Selfoss, killed by ingesting anti-freeze – in a case reminiscent of similar cat deaths this year and last year.
The cat serial killer is at it again
>>75878564
>>75878722
>>75878592
>/brit/ is filled with actual children who grew up eceleb shit
ffs thought you lads were older than this
>>75879008
really wish this dinnae exist
having extreme nostalgia from watching 2008 yogs warcraft videos lads
>>75879034
what anime is this
>>75879008
state of 4chan "humour"
>>75879008
*unsubscribe*
>>75879034
it bothers me
>>75878919
obsessive psycho cunt
would love to pound your thick skull into dust
Considering becoming an esoteric kekist
eva lovia has a horse vagina
>>75878932
touche
I think time to blow this scene
Okay get everyone and their together
Okay three, two, one, lets jam
DUH DAH DUH DAH DAH DAH
>>75879058
watching an internet celebrity right now desu
https://gaming.youtube.com/ice_poseidon/live
>>75879170
OUT
>>75878952
i think it's immoral and i wouldn't fuck a prossie in a million years, don't think it should be illegal though
I reckon my contributions to /brit/ are severely underrated
I don't really have mates but still go out and about on my own so my main gimmicks are live posting in the real world with the accompanying imagery
nubblers rooooooooooooo
>>75879153
DAH NAH DAH NAH DAH NAH NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
DUH
DAH NUH
>>75879170
the virgin post
>>75879055
I used to leave little trays of food lying around in my garden for local cats to eat with ground-up glass mixed in. used to completely tear their guts up when they shat it out and they'd bleed to death in a bush somewhere
must have killed about 8 but I had to stop when the local paper started writing about me haha
Just copped this book lads
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1537332155/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_14_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=8067AAV735886RR7X9PJ&dpPl=1&dpID=51JLlzC8SyL
>>75879219
im a virgin but i dont care as much as some do lol
>>75879221
scum
>I used to leave little trays of food lying around in my garden for local cats to eat with ground-up glass mixed in. used to completely tear their guts up when they shat it out and they'd bleed to death in a bush somewhere
>
>must have killed about 8 but I had to stop when the local paper started writing about me haha
>>75879221
Why would anyone do that?
*listens to the virgin choon*
what song is he playing?
state of the leaf: dire
>>75879221
Hello leftypol
>>75879305
Radiohead
hello amer
>>75879273
>>75879298
>>75879322
le reddit army is here xD
>>75879266
Nothing to be ashamed of lad, better than getting your heart broken
>>75879221
momma's little anarchist
>>75879316
Back to discord /leftypol/
>>75879305
XXXTentacion
stick your headphones on and tell me you dont pop a stiffy listening to templar music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8
actually going to fucking get my cat from the living room to make him sit with me because of you cunts
poor fuckers been through more than enough without sociopaths feeding him glass christ almighty
>>75879221
runt
>>75879221
fucking creasing
I honestly love cats hate dogs all of that but you have to laugh really
>>75879363
>boner listening to old man singing
bender
>Zaine Paisley @ZainePaisley 3m3 minutes ago
>Said 12 minutes ago. I wonder who this person is. I am not stocking her. I have seen her many times, but still never met her, but I want to.
>>75879363
the skinniest runt in my gym listens to this while he """""""""lifts"""""""""""
wanted to go for a swim this week but all of the time is taken up with shit like 'women only swims' 'over 60s only swims' 'under 18 only swims' 'water aerobics' then all the water polo shit and swimming clubs
there's literally 1 single hour slot a week you're allowed to go swimming as an adult male who wants to swim lanes
>>75879444
huh
>>75879463
Hear this one before, I believe
watching le zap de spoin
absolute fucking STATE of the conservative party
>>75879463
Only numales swim in pools
Find a lake
>>75879363
sounds a bit muslim-ish for my tastes
>>75879498
alri 5'4 lad
>>75879492
>For the people who look at this account, please help me find out who she is. I know no one is really going to help because this blog is new.
look like a baller p's n that
THINGS
CAN ONLY GET BETTER
I feel like a man now that I can make a girl finish just by fucking her
I'm literally good at sex lads. Me. Who would have thought it haha wew
my favourite colour is teal
https://streamable.com/563x2
drone footage of ISIS blowing up an american tank lads
going to virgin walk down to the dairy, you boys want anything?
>>75879524
Alri
>>75879463
>not having your own pool
poorfag
>>75879550
alri
>>75879463
>not identifying yourself to the leisure centre as an agekin so you can swim with the old biddies
>>75879550
your bragging has no effects amongst wizards, mortal
>>75879550
any tips
>>75879550
FONT
>>75879583
most people don't have a lap pool, anon.
The Jewish race will not die out
http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/israel-population/
will they ever recover?
>>75879583
you'd have to be a rich cunt to have a 100m pool desu
>>75879610
Greater London
Trousers are falling off
Need to start gaining weight again
keeping dogs is incredibly selfish
if they bark a lot they should be killed
>>75879619
UKIP fucking sucks now. good riddance too, scum
>>75879619
they already did what they were created to do
>>75879585
Thought that was Brendan Fraser from the thumbnail
any good stuff on iplayer at the minute lads?
>>75879592
activate the clitoris i suppose, make sure your body is rubbing it as you thrust. it's more important than the actual penis going in and out of the vagina
fucking love kate bush lads
>>75879647
Greater London
>>75879463
just join a swim club you antisocial runt
>>75879221
going to find where you are and make you eat glass
>>75879625
would rather swim in a small pool than a public pool that's full of piss and aids
>>75879628
That is not me. I spent time in a Jewish area recently and they are good. no Jewish memes anymore
>>75879672
that is not me again
>>75879550
>tfw thought this
>turned out she lied about cumming during sex in order to smooth things over
At this point I ceased caring desu
>>75879672
greater reddit
>>75879647
wish you'd stop barking on here
in fact you should be killed
>>75879679
the only club that's not for kids is when i'm wageslaving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-EfW7gYzns
we need to kickstart a resurgence of christianity in the arab world
Cheshire what do you look like
are you normal or some fat cunt or what
reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with being a rorke
gave some good oral sex but i guess that makes me beta :(
It won't last. Tories and the DUP are natural enemies. Like Catholics and the DUP! Or Irish Language Activists and the DUP! Or Homosexuals and the DUP! Or Rape Victims and the DUP! Or Financial Advisers and the DUP! Or Immigrants and DUP! Or Other Unionists and the DUP! Damn DUP! They ruined Northern Ireland!
Paul Nuttall? More like Paul Fuckall
got a 3 litre bottle of jakey juice and a few spliffs
feeling VERY cheeky tonight
>>75879692
builds the immune system does a bit of piss
love doggos xD they're man's best friend hahah
*endlessly barks at nothing*
*smells like shit*
*shits in the house*
*pisses on your bed*
but look how cute he is!!!
>>75879718
ah yes, selling your health and vitality to mr. shekelberg for £8 an hour, well done
>>75879721
reckon if arabs were all christians they'd still be bombing each other and beheading people for being the wrong sort of christian
reckon it's the arabs that are the problem not the particular abrahamic religion
@75879769
'sheed
>>75878717
i can't
>>75879739
foy
>>75879769
wrong file
>>75879738
Nothing beta about mastering cunnilingus
one of the few things in life I want is a private pool
That's it. a heated private pool I can sit in all day and sometimes swim
Is it rude to ask your gf to get an STD test before having unprotected sex with her?
hate dogs
hate pints
hate islam
what now rorkes
>>75879838
christian men are supposed to make women cum with their cocks, not their mouths
:-(
>>75879839
just move to australia and swim at an actual beach u mong
>>75879855
anime?
Fuck off reddit
Fuck off yanks
Fuck off normie twat
Fuck off Johnny Foreigner
Fuck off billionaires
Fuck off Rorke
Fuck off Rasheed
>>75879855
>hate islam
you are a rorke
>All 48 London Bridge attack victims who made it to hospital have survived
can hear leftypol seething in rage
>>75879860
being good at pleasuring a woman is alpha, whichever way you do it
consciousness is repeating itself
>>75879769
Rasheed
>>75879728
6'2, asian but light skinned, short black hair, used to be in shape but slightly skinnyfat now, 7/10 facially
amount of dog hatred in /brit/ is testament to how low the test levels are
>>75879510
Love that shit
>>75879916
you said that yesterday
>>75879916
I've been thinking this for a while now
Reality feels weird and i get deja vu all the time
>seething
>>75879929
why do you live in Cheshire when it's so white.
any cyclist man in?
love cats
love dogs
love corbyn
simple as, not being funny
>>75879800
>>75879921
this is all dog niggers have to retort. they know they are shit tier
>>75879993
yeh but I'm crap at it
>>75879980
ask my parents
>>75879993
here la
Lads, behold the runt circus that is /brit/
>Thailand is a nonce
>Greater London is black
>Bedfordshire is a bender
>The Americans are all hopelessly retarded
>Israel keeps everyone pacified with porn
>Swansea is a women-hating turbo neckbeard lanklet attention whore who probably can't grow facial hair and will never have a girlfriend
>The aggressive Irishman can still not spell 'you're'
>Canadians are so awful compared to their stereotypes or even behaviour outside of the general that I'm led to believe that they are not real Canadians, or are all secretly Quebecois
>Mexico has posted dozens of times but has provided neither a single (You) nor a point of discussion
>Denmark is a communist in support of the EU
>Algeria is an actual rapist and his hair is receding to North Pole levels
>Lithuania enters the thread purely to hurl attacks towards the general population of the thread and our nation, then promptly leaves
>Devon moderates the threads (for free!)
>South Yorkshire posts hats
>And don't even get me started on fucking Lancashire
Remind me again why you continue to visit this general.
>>75880005
You're literally sub-human mate, you belong under a rock scurrying with your fellow woodlice.
dogs are the niggers of pets
downing whisky and benzos
>>75879907
tfw when I thought FONT = Fuck Off NeuroTypical
>>75880041
t. nigger who loves his retarded smelly dog shit
>>75880049
don't die...haha
Philosophy is preparation for death
i am timothy james byrne
>>75880069
t. cat runt
Ah yes let's keep an animal hostage, one that makes loads of noise, savages children and shits everywhere
>>75880039
>reddit flagger
fuck off
what's the best Mac DeMarco album and why is it '2'?
>>75880069
Man's best friend, what's yours? A glass of white wine? Fuck off you absolute freak of nature.
blacks are british
the yank who says nigger all the time is a NEET who sits on /brit/ all day posting about leftypol and corbyn
sad!
>>75880096
I don't love cats but they're better than dogs, tyrone
all me
>>75880075
#notmytim
>>75880114
Genuinely starting to think you're a self loathing nigger
>>75880107
Callum Cronin
>>75880106
awww look how cute he i-
*endlessly barks at nothing*
*smells like shit*
*shits in the house*
*pisses on your bed*
Letting your dog shit in public should be a $5000 fine
>>75880107
British, but not English, Scottish, Welsh, etc
hate dogs, love pints
Daily reminder that dogs are subhuman
dog owners have to pick up their dogs shit (faeces) in public
business idea: dog that doesnt poo
i am timothy james farron
whats her name /brit/ ?
>>75880114
bet you acted like a twat around a dog as a child and got bit and now you hate dogs now like the bitter runt you are
>self loathing nigger
>>75880183
so do yank owners
>>75880199
His name was Robert Paulsen
>>75880199
kotobuki tsumugi
>>75880154
>Stupid braindead yank can't even train his dog
Why am I not surprised that you're a complete and utter cretin?
>>75880199
Ashleigh
>>75880199
Azusa Nakano
Business idea: arabia style themed punishments
Ie lose tongue for speaking ill of the queen, lose hand for theft, lose head for refusing to resign after causing the slow death of your party
>>75880210
*sharts all over the place*
try picking that up
>>75880183
Main reason I never want a dog. How is it they are so much smarter than cats but cannot use a litterbox
>>75880235
>>75880199
Arlene
>>75880246
*rubs your nose in it*
!!!URGENT!!!
someone post feet
>>75880201
yeah, keep on with the ad hominems, it's just showing how retarded dog owners like you are
>>75880224
*"""trains""" a pitbull*
*it kills your 8 month old baby*
haha whoops, but it's cute at least right?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/8-month-old-boy-killed-by-family-dog-in-calvert-county/2017/03/23/c96116ba-100b-11e7-8fed-dbb23e393b15_story.html
>>75880232
why would anyone spell it like that
terrible parents
>>75880199
Hayley
Can't figure out if she likes me or not; sometimes she's always around me,sometimes she just ignores me for days...
>>75880271
Rasheed.
>>75880199
Theresa
>>75880283
ahhh yes >>75880005
stupid nigger
>>75880264
gotcha
hmmm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxxIuPn4qas
>>75880283
>>75880245
Interesting juxtaposition of posts
>>75880282
>>75880232
provincials detected
probably live in somewhere called barley
>>75880302
Rasheed.
i'm actually very intelligent (for my age)
dogs? nah, not a fan.
>>75880282
Have you tried asking her?
hate dog owners more than the actual dogs but yeah shit animals
>>75880199
Lan (or Elizabeth)
choon of the century
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfa8W5oMRoY
All animals are wonderful in their own way.
>>75878621
alri oliver
i'm actually very intelligent (for my race)
>>75880380
hello nigger
>>75880407
hello nigger
ducks and cows are lovely animals but they taste incredible
>>75880427
>>75880410
hello niggers
>>75879550
I made my gf cum every time we had sex
t. anon who just got broken up with from the last thread
Dont get overconfident
>>75880451
hello nigger
>>75880466
>>75880429
hello niggers
sup niggas
>>75880469
hello nigger
penis willy wank poo
>>75880403
ah yes the lovely mosquito
>>75880487
hello nigger
>>75880199
Jen
>>75880175
underrated
>>75879929
what do they treat you like there? have you ever been attacked?
include me in the screencap /r/4chan xD praise kek
>>75880519
>yanks
shant
>>75880482
>most nordic person youll ever meet
>nigger
Try harder
unironically have "shadilay. kekistani. praise kek" in my twitter bio now
>>75880466
wasn't here last thread, summary?
>>75880542
>>75880487
if this is Liam/should I shave then you are a fantastic poster
>I feel like a man now that I can make a girl finish just by fucking her
>>75880546
Not a lot, gf broke up with em, I cried like a bitch for 3 hours driving home from leicester to preston, she said we werent in love but she still loved me