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>>75876157

i regret meeting her senpai, pic related she cant recognize how perfect i am

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<3

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>>75877010
nice edition
>>75876974
is this disco polo? the singer is a qt (and the sog it's catchy too)

nossa nossa assim voce me mata ai se eu te pego ai ai se eu te pego

>>75877150
I met tourists from Argentina here, they were legit white 100% European looking. Memes were right wtf

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donczjunoł pomperap juw gaczu pomperap

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>>75877284
we have many ethnicities, don't get surprised if you meet brown argies too, the ones in the biggest cities are mostly white or very lightskinned, especially middle and upper class

>>75877150
yup it is
it's intended to be funny

what do yo think about those?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-f-RM_YESI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA2FwdNzokA

g'night /v4/
wub you all
even hungary

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wzejo7ZKAEA

>>75877602
night fwiend, have a song before bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0PisGe66mY

>>75877459
I find them funny, although I know it's considered bydlo music there, why?

>inb4: lublinanon screetching autistically

14th for transhumanism

good night friends

>>75877792
nighty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiOGjn1Ms4w

>>75877686
well, it used to be bydło music, now most of disco polo is pretty much ironic and satire at least in my opinion.

>>75877848
eeeeeh macarena

One question, I lurked in many /v4/ threads and there's always an argentinian guy. Are you from V4 or just argentinian amazed with Visegrad?
Also are you the /sameguy/?

>>75878035
I have seen 2 argentinians here recently:

1. that poleboo argie
2. me

I like the countries, especially slovakia

>>75877872
it's the typical music you find at parties and discos?, most of it sounds very danceable tbqh
>>75878090
what do you like about Slovakia?

>>75878159
I'm a biased 'muh heritage' person, that's all
Also, the landscapes, the castles, it seems to be a fantastic country

>>75878262
never in my life I met someone with slovak heritage, and I've met poles, ukrainians, and yugoslavians (old lady who came here when it still existed)

>>75878159
kinda yes, but nowadays it's not as popular as it used to be
>>75878357
do you have any contact with Poles outside of 4chan?

>>75878357
if you ever go to pittsburgh they basically have a little slovakia

I think the uni there actually offers slovak language as well

I also love slovaks, actually I love all v4 members, I think they are the most based in whole europe. btw those four countries are the best tourist in my apartments during summer.
Another question, what are your stances on EU? yay nay or meh?

>>75878357
>and yugoslavians (old lady who came here when it still existed)
cool
>>75878509
something between nay and meh

>>75878509
how much do you rent your apartments for?

>>75878395
>do you have any contact with Poles outside of 4chan?
atm only on internet, but when I studied polski I was in contact with polish diaspora and with a real pole, qt people

>>75878490
I guess most of them were to the states then, I consider them extremely rare here

>>75878631
So you speak Polish?
I didn't know you were that serious about Poland.

>>75878762
I started studying it but my autism was stronger, I would love to start again but the only teacher we have is quite annoying and harassing

>>75878624
2-5 people per apartment
4 apartments with sea view
2 people 30€
3 people 40€
4 people 50€
5 people 60€
with basically everything you need for a nice vac

>>75878816
I’m sorry to hear that

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>>75878930
it's alri, my dream is that one day I'll get a qt polish bf that will teach me

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>>75879015
>tfw i'm not cute

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>>75878357
ay hold up

>>75879200
you can be qt in many ways, also, I've met plenty of qt guys with low self-esteem just because they weren't 10/10
>>75879249
so you were mostly to USA, but here you're super rare, at least for me

>>75878842
nice, you work elsewhere beside renting or you fine for the rest of the year just from the season?

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>>75879200
so you must be strong and courageous, remember, Alexander wasnt considered most handsome guy, and who do people talk about today, him or his pretty friends?

>>75879554
well, I don't even know what's my goddamn problem, the only thing I noticed is that most people believe I'm a bitch when they meet me first because I tend to avoid greeting people and I'm very serious when I'm with strangers, usually that changes when they get to know me, but for some reason I never had luck with guys, and when I have it they tell me years later

>>75879497
well tbqh I'm studying in Zagreb so it's my parents house and apartments but I manage reservations and help them prepare them for guests so I get my cut. My parents both work and apartments get us about 10000€ per season and 10% is mine. It's kinda crazy money and noe I'm living in my own place that they bought me with that money

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>>75879542
>strong and courageous

Have you been watching Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne again?
You forgot genki and yuuki.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvnvpclPg6o

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>>75879716
ah, well still nice tbqh renting is pretty profitable
also do your guests often make some mess/destroy anything? or shit like this doesnt happen?

>>75879819
i dont watch no anime

>>75877686
>>75877872
The only acceptable disco polo coming through:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMkL-IH-SlY
>tfw it starts as silly and ironic and ends as legit sad and melancholic

>>75880045
worst bunch I ever got were 5 students from Czechia and they burned a cigarette hole in a matress, ruined it with nail polish and were pretty loud to early in the morning, but that's one time occasion.
Of course they break something once in a while but it's not intended, and as far as I've noticed poles are the cleanest and leave me no job of cleaning up after them while czechs are the dirtiest. Also 90% of my tourists are middle age to older couples and families and are already family friends because we kinda have same people coming every year.

>>75880332
It's also fun how I kinda learn languages from my guests. I'm able to have normal conversations on czech and slovak and kinda understand polish but it's still a bit heavy language for me

>>75880332
>I've noticed poles are the cleanest and leave me no job of cleaning up after them while czechs are the dirtiest
Weird, I'd expect the opposite. But maybe Czech bydło rents what our middle class rents, and our our bydło goes for something cheaper.

>>75880332
>>75880416
I see, thanks for sharing

>>75880192
wew lad, even I got sad with it

>/v4/
>active at 2:30 in the morning
very nice

>>75880598
it's 21:36 you silly!

>>75880495
I'd say it's kinda equal regarding the class of people coming. You all guys spend literally nothing here and bring all your food from home kek. Although my apartments are really cheap comparing to other seaside rentals in my area so yeah it probably just that poorer people are coming to my place. I think it's just that poles don't want to make a bad impression on us so we don't btfo them for the next year and czech kinda look like they don't care

>>75880662
>You all guys spend literally nothing here and bring all your food from home kek.
worst kind of people
nothing worse than traveling somewhere and eating some cheap processed shit instead of local cuisine

>>75880535
The lyrics make it better, but it's hard to translate them
>I got sad with it
here, cheer yourself up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG_ej8OGkhE

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>>75880662
>You all guys spend literally nothing here and bring all your food from home kek
kek

>>75880750
kike

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>>75880662
>You all guys spend literally nothing here and bring all your food from home
lel
Yup, those were Poles alright

>>75880720
it's not even processed food, you literally bring full pots of your home cooked food and freezed meat and shit. It's kinda funny, same thing with czechs and slovaks

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>>75880786
no, thats janusz, typical pole meme

>>75880750
>>75880814
I need to know what's the story or meme behind this monkey

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>>75880842
it's not a monkey, it's a Pole

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>>75880842
>why spend money at food while you are at holidays if you can bring whole pot of home made bigos with you

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>>75880941
>>75880948
but why the monkey?? do you have monkeys there or something?

>>75880948
>zjem z garnka, co będe talerz brudził
fuck, I actually do that sometimes

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>>75880926
iktf, good luck today

>>75880975
>do you have monkeys there
well yes
they're called Poles

>>75880982
I also do it, I am a pole already? :3

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>>75880975
Ask our Great Lord and Saviour, Jewel of the Nile, Testoviron.

>>75880948
isn't the fun of travelling about enjoying anything your holiday destination can offer to you?

>>75881061
no, you travel to make some pics and upload them on facebook, showing your friends, who you haven't talked with since primary school, that you are wealthy and worldly enough to travel

>>75881061
Exactly. Hence the monkey.

>>75881121
sorry not quite familliar with pole memes

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>>75880975
i dunno the origin but its expression just perfectly suits Janusz - your typical Pole

>>75881061
this >>75881120
also you probably can't afford the trip anyway and you had to take a loan

>>75880975
Yes. They're called Polacks.

>>75881120
that shit happens everywhere though
>>75881191
now I got it, thanks
>>75881201
STOP! REEEEEE

>>75879249
SO YOUV BE SAYIN
THAT WE
WUZ NITRANS N SHIIEET
>>75880926
rough

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>>75881186
People it represents don't think like humans. More like animals, but with calculators to count every grosz because "omg efrifin sou expensiw I want cheeper!".
That's just one example ofc.

>>75881191
Kek I don't believe you're that poor people, to go out for couple of dinners to a local restaurant, they're not even expensive here in cro

>>75881389
I call it intellectual poverty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGBNz_LBpGg
Is there a single poolish meme out there that wasn't started by testo? He pretty much single-handedly defined our side of the Internet

>>75881343
the thing is I went to southern poland and it felt more expensive than croatia, cigarettes, beer, alcohol, food supplies, restaurants all the same prices like croatia or maybe a bit more expensive

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>>75881432
I don't think he started that feel. A Polish meme nobody knows is Polish.

>>75881389
>they're not even expensive here
That's the point, stereotypical moustached Janusz has no problems with spending money on dumb, useless shit just to annoy his neighbours, but at the same time is as petty and stingy as it's humanely possible when it comes to saving money on mundane expenses, even if it's just a few pennies
>>75881490
Right, wojak belongs to Wojak from kc.
>nobody knows is Polish
Fitting, isn't it? It's like a metameme.

>>75881470
I'm from southwest and I don't find it too expensive, it's just mentality people have. They will have a billion quid in their bank account and they will still try to "save" every penny and everything will be too expensive for them.

>>75881490
I knew it is, just the name says it

>>75881524
kek we are fucking polar opposite, croats, especially dalmatians will take credit from the bank and own their soul to it just to spend it all in italy or austria on skiing and to brag about it to their friends

>>75881524
>>75881559
feels weird knowing that probably nobody outside of poland and maybe other slav countries knows how to even pronounce "wojak"

>>75881524
>That's the point, stereotypical moustached Janusz has no problems with spending money on dumb, useless shit just to annoy his neighbours,
gnome saiyan
>Right, wojak belongs to Wojak from kc.
and who knows how to actually say it, it's wojak not łodżak.
a side note, kc sounds a bit ambiguous when we talk about Polish maymays.

>>75881645
I would like to hear an anglo saying ''wojak'' tbqhwybl

>>75881645
I just imagined people pronouncing it łodżak...

>>75881702
wojak

>>75881672
Not really, nobody refers to kara as kc
>>75881710
Now imagine kurwa

anyway guys gotta go to sleep, there's gay pride parade tommorow in Zagreb and I have to be ready to collect all the keks and cringes from them. Always nice talking to /v4/. Good night

>>75881728
good night

>>75881728
Good night lad
Vote for joining Visegrad Group when the day finally comes

>>75881711
saying it, not writing it :3

>>75881728
sleep tight

>>75881718
kurwa is actually world wide recognized world tbqh

>>75881728
night friend

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>>75881718
>implying the Poles did not invent everything in the picture tho

>>75881816
word*

bit drunk now but want to watch a movie

give suggestions

good morning

>>75882912
Death in Venice

>>75883483
i've heard of this film
I dont know anything about it but i will watch it now and report back tomorrow

>>75881816
Yes, but they probably pronounce it as korła or something like that

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>>75881854
>vodka
>Russia
consider me fucking triggered

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>>75883741
i assure you it's a great movie

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>>75882912
Brancaleone in the Crusades

>>75883891
I will try to watch this tomorrow

I have committed to >>75883797 and will report back

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so now I'll have to learn polish for english speakers, fuck english.

>>75884061
I bet you'll like it

>>75883797
>>75884061
kek

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good morning lads

>>75885704
ahoj

>>75877010
We must ensure that non-white subhumans are kept away from Central Europe

>>75885777(czech'd)
a lovely day isn't it?
what are your plans for today anon?

>>75885789
"work" for next 11 hours (although our VPN is down so I'm just sitting and drinking coffe while IT may or may not try to fix it), then go home and drink alcohol

>>75885704
good morning, going to sleep here

>>75885823
do you get paid extra for working weekends?

>>75885947
no, my working schedule is rather irregular, but i get to pick my work days so it's ok

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymZH7nzEGZg

>butthurt slav crybabys in comments

hahaha sorry sissies your women are ours now :))

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Nv3zVHG4Q

:))

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>>75877010
no love for me ;_;
I'll just stick to faping until my death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZGgpW4PO9k

checkout comments. they get more butthurt by this than a deaths in europe by terrorism.

>>75886193
just another reason for Warsaw to be nuked
these libshit sluts don't learn, it's like they actually want to get aids

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>>75886132
Did you even watch the video? Those guys are Poles
>E, to mądre jesteście
subtle bantz

hi

>>75886692
hello
why are you up so early

>>75886708
dunno, can't sleep and it's raining
just contemplating things in my head, thinking about stuff and if I should go to fap

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>>75886731
>travel to meet gf
>fap
bruh

>>75886742
yeah... sometimes I subtly joke about it to her like that we should do it more often and she is like... 'what, 3 times is not enough for you?'... and btw only because I came once during sex and quickly changed condom and kept going she could considers it two times sex so 3 is actually 2

Didnt know she would be like that

>>75886742
stop it, she is just as shy as he is.

>>75886636
>just another reason for Warsaw to be nuked
wow rude
>implying girls in lublin aren't just as slutty

>>75886850
>'what, 3 times is not enough for you?'
'yes'
Can't you tell her how you're gonna miss her when you go back and so on?

>>75886850
did you travel with ecolines? saw its bus to (from?) vilnius while walking to work, with some interesting fellows standing around

>>75886980
I could try... She is quite a fragile thing I guess

When I was here last year and we were both virgins we did it only once 3 days before I was going to leave, after buying that 3 condom pack. She was nervous as fuck about whole pregnancy thing. A day after I was hoping that we will do it again because next day I would leave but I didn't even feel that she wanted it. And then after I got back home she was like... 'Oh my god why didn't we do it, I'm so terrible, we should have done it' etc. But now she is like that again.

And when we are separated and only do it through Skype we used to do it even almost every second day or 3-4 times a week at least, so horny all the time. So we always said like oh yeah we're gonna fuck like rabbits when we finally meet, it's gonna be so good etc etc and now it seems like I am the only one who had those expectations all along.

>>75887071
Yep, that's the one

>>75886850
is something wrong with Litvin girls?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf7Oh_NuwGQ


>turks rape germans
>russians sell their women to turks
>poles get raped by germans and russians
really made me think

>>75886974
Sorry lad, nothin personel, it's a capital city thing. Every capital city in the world should be nuked once in a while.
>implying girls in lublin aren't just as slutty
They probably are, but it's the "oblivious club slag" type of a slut, not the "I'll suck black dicks to show all these racists how free and liberal I am because I have daddy issues" type of a slut that Warsaw seems to be filled with.
I mean
https://youtu.be/LBEeFrKk8qk?t=399
>07:00
Those antifa shits literally invite a pet nigger to fuck with on their protests. If not for mandatory checks they'd probably get HIV'd again.

>>75887092
I guess not but I fell for this girl in particular and it's not gonna change anytime soon

Besides it's more like me living in a backwards shithole where I'd rather have gypsies than the white trash we have right now and with such levels of alcoholism. I mean, I don't even want to live there. There are no parks, girls are with kids at 17-18 years already and guys look up to criminals and bydlos as superiors.

>>75887134
well, lefties gonna do leftie things, hopefully their population will dwindle over time
i try to stay away from those types, that's totally why i haven't talked to any girls in warsaw for like 5 years now

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>be subhuman slave
>get raped by every single race in the world
>still be racist
dammnn these poles
100€ for your mother

>>75887230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhxGTqRFjzY
west is going down and we with it
and it doesnt matter if there is less lefties if there is more africans
there is sizeable percent of them in schools already but its okay because 70+ years old whites are here for few more years?

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>britain exited EU because of poles
>muslims are bad
LOL

"Poles came to LIthuania long time ago, and they don't want to go back - this is a serious issue: 200.000 illegals ( the same with poles in Latvia and Belarus and Ukraine and Britian, they just don't want to go back to where they came from). Real Poles need to be in Poland, not in foreign lands. They are all right people, they just need to pack their luggage and go home
"

>plan for the morning was to wake up and have a comfy cup of coffee
>in reality the day is really uncomfy and not sunny at all
fug

>>75887399
>just had a cup of delicious latte with a bonus espresso shot
the highlight of my day

i am awake

>>75887168
>>75887087
>horny when you are not there
>frigid while you are there

I dont know, this LDR is weird thing, you mean she is faithful for the rest of the year?

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>>75887399
I'm having a cup of coffee but I didn't wake up, because I never went to sleep

>>75887450
What's LDR?
Yeah she is, we spend all our free time together on Skype
When I was doing internship during high-school I would come from my work place during lunch breaks and we'd have quick Skype seggs for 10 minutes. When I still had summer vacation we would see for 8 hours a day on cam. I mean, she never even had a bf before because she's insecure as I am. So I dunno, maybe she is just that nervous about getting pregnant or something. It's driving me nuts though.

>>75887466
>because I never went to sleep
same here, and i'll be at work for 9 more hours now
>>75887577
>What's LDR?
long distance relationship

>>75887446
this is my favourite poster

>>75887577
>Skype seggs
wait what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ky6ZaodBkU

too many polacks in /v4/

lwow is polish

>>75887867
its not

>>75887886
not with that attitude

>>75887900
its not polish in any shape or form nor should it be polish as its an impoverished shithole

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>>75886850
>>75887087
>tfw baska's bf told you they did it 11 times a day when they started having seks

>>75887932
I did it with baska 111 times
t. tells only the 100% real absolute truth and doesn't make up anything, ever

>>75887972
Even if it's exaggerated it's still at least 1 time a day

>>75888125
metashitposting is a commendable art

i had sex with my czech girlfriend over 120 times during my holiday in czech republic (26 days)

man up slav boi,why do you even listen to women complain
just tell her to spread legs

>>75887972
desu from what i heard baska is quite a slut and the bf is quite the horndog himself, when we went for beers and to play some darts he oogled the barmaid(?) all the time, so even if it's just half ot it's still 5 times a day, fucking hell man, i didn't have that much sex in my entire life

>>75887932
who is baska and who are you. I thought Baska is just some instagram model not real person

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>>75888357
baska is pic rel, he was posted by a slovak a long time ago

this slovak >>75888353 is calling another girl he knows Baska because he wants to confuse everyone

>>75888449
but she is legitimately called Baska, i am not making this shit up

>>75888501
WTF i am Baska too
t. Baska

>>75888449
I think I may have fucked her last year came inside even coz she told me she's on pills

fuck you guys i am not memeing

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>>75888838

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>>75888838
>fuck you guys
that would be the case only if we were baska and you were the bf
but it's not

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anyone ever dated anime/cosplayer type of girl?

>>75889678
>sticking your dick in crazy

Which kind of tatranky should I try?

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>>75889887
having a gf that dresses in sexy costume would be nice
or any gf.

>>75890378
original
only acceptable answer

>>75890511
Which one is original? Just bought 3 different and none are probably original, there are like 6 different kinds there.

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>>75890557
picrel, should have worded it better

>>75890557
polaks invading market

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>>75890677
Well next time then I guess, I just randomly picked these

>>75890871
HAHAHAH SLOVAK RULES THE WAFFLES

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Wait a minute, I thought Tatranky are supposed to be Czech?

>>75890913
why? Tatry are here. not in Czechia

>>75890913
>Tatry
>Kek Republic
pick one

>>75890938
>>75890955
I was lead to believe that Horalky are Slovak and Tatranky are Czech, I know that the mountains are in Slovakia

i'm about to go to an asian food bar and buy a duck

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>>75890979
we hold iron grip on mountains named candies that is enforced by sacrifices of Czechs (in socks with sandals) in our mountains

>>75890979
and why would you believe something like that? theres no logic behind it.
>>75891022
are you going to fuck the duck?

>>75891074
i don't eat what i fuck unless it's your mother

>her dad knows about me
uh oh

>>75891137
mum told him?

>>75890979
That does not come from the name of product but from a company that makes it. Sedita, Horalky producer, is Slovak company while Tatranky are made by Opavia, Czech company now owned by Mondelēz International.

>>75891137
run

>>75891137
Did he freak out? And was it because of you or her having bf in general?

>>75891154
yes she did
>>75891219
not yet but I will see where it goes
que the track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw2kKyJu9gY
>>75891231
probably didnt freak out but he's grumpy in general so I am not sure
I asked her what he knows or what he asked her and he just knows that I am here and I am from Litva and so far she only told me that he asked the following questions
>"where does he work?"
>"so you're gonna move to Lithuania now?"
>>75891163
oh I see, thanks for the informations
I think I saw some Tatranky with Opavia logo while a lot of others were with Sedita

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I lik Balkans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqOL7LOR6ko

>>75891327
>que
cue

>>75891327
>"where does he work?"
>"so you're gonna move to Lithuania now?"
I'll be the same desu. I'd add
>"Where and in what field did he get his degree?"
and
>"Did you have sex?"
to which I'll expect to hear the only proper and flawlessly pretended answer
>"Of course not! We're waiting until after our proper marriage that he's of course going to ask you for your approval once you're ready for it. Which is around my 50. Even I would find it awkward if that happens sooner."

>>75891137
rip Litvin

>>75891696
>degree
h-haha, w-what degree?
y-you mean like u-university degree?
uhh... *wipes sweat*

>>75891755
*goes for a gun*

>>75891828
...Č-češi do t-toho! *drops of sweat dripping to the ground*

>>75891755
Tell him you have a degree in fucking his daughter and start laughing and patting him on the back
He will instantly recognize as the cheeky alpha male and accept you into his tribe

>>75891111
oh shiet, roasting me with such powerfull digits, youre one savage motherfucker arent you?

>>75891918
*puts finger on the trigger*

>>75891961
*shoots to kill while keking internally because of a good joke*

>>75891755
Yeah like medicína degree. You are studying medicine, right?

kurwa mać

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I always laugh when a fucking polock threatens me
>hurr we got patritioned three times, our women leave us for foreigners and we are known only as thieves and plumbers we are strong!
I was in Iraq and Afghanistan I have 85 confirmed kills 20 of which I got the same day when you ate Cheetos in your mom's basement I had to eat scorpions while being cut off from the rest of the team and defending myself from a horde of sperged out talibans with nothing but one handgun that ran out of ammo and some bricks on the upside I got very good at brick throwing.

You're a fucking disgrace to Europe but aside from that what do you know about living on edge? You think you're the shit because you hehe drank le so fucking much vodka and did some cocaine? Bitch I had to eat my breakfast while being shot at by machinegun and my retarded polack commander forgot to give us parachutes so half of my squad died the same day we were deployed and I was lucky I fell on someone's corpse which eased the impact a little bit.

Fuck v4 you're nothing but a bunch of pussies and entitled cunts who try to act tough because they are too poor to have muslim immigrants.

>>75892344
Yeah, I'm actually aspiring gynecologist who came to do practice on your daughter. Female anatomy is one of my hobbies, if you know what I mean
*winks*

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>>75892463
Maybe you should practice on your mother because you sure will be seeing a lot of beaten up roastbeefs stapled to obese, hairy, unsanitary, elderly women.

>>75892463
I'd buy you tombstone that would read "10/10" in gold lettering.

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>>75890913
>Szlovákia
>not Felvidek

I am Baška

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>>75892531
>>75892463
good posts

I'm a girl give me attention.

>>75893175
post tits or gtfo
sharpie in the ass
stamp
whiteknighting
doxing
etc
>fast forward half year
I miss polish femanon

rinse and repeat marcela

>>75893345
I'm not polish you fucking slav(e).

im being invited by her mom to have lunch even tho her dad is at home and will probably be angry and disappointed and grumpy
I would have to just smile at whatever is being said while not understanding anything even if he curses at me or something
fuck it will be awkward as fuck and the atmosphere will be tense and cringy

but she said that her mom wants to give me lunch
what do

>>75893433
go there jsut for experience and memory, once you marry her you will laugh at this when you are both old

>>75893433
What do you mean not understand him? He is a foreigner?

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>>75893433
go Litvin, be brave, don't be some sneaky weasel that tries to go behind his back and fugg his daughter, have some integrity

>>75893523
well he is Czech and I dont understand Czech much
>>75893481
>>75893551
welp, alright, there goes nothing
he is in basement now as she said but he will most definitely come back home and we will have to face each other
wish me luck and wait for a blogpost
it has been great knowing you lads, it's time to get a real Czech experience

>>75893433
Go.

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>>75893654
i am going to be eagerly waiting for the blogpost, best of luck Litvin, you can do it

>>75893433
go and be alpha at all times

>>75893654
be respectful of him but dont be a cuck

I'm outside, palms are sweaty
Took a shot of slivovice just in case

>>75893982
Lmao don't be a fag just knock the guy out, fuck his daughter, fuck his wife and show him you're alpha.

How do I say and pronounce nice to meet you in Czech?

Já jsem anon, right?

>>75894028
Just give him 5000 crowns and ask him for a blowjob.

>>75894028
>>75894068
Dobrý den, já jsem Anon, těší mě.

>>75894028
>Dobrý den, jmenuji se Litvin *shake his hand* , rád vás poznávam
i guess, i don't speak czech

>>75894028
forget >>75894110
this anon is right >>75894102

eating the girl out is gay?

>>75894102
Thanks
Tieši mne, right?

>>75893433
go there and record it, we will translate it alter

>>75894163
yes, kissing is fucking gay as well because she had a dozen cocks in her mouth

>>75894168
pretty much, don't worry about it, you'll be nervous as it is

good luck m8 and don't worry too much, her dad doesn't (hopefully) bite

>>75894238
i read on 4chan that if you eat girl you are beta cuck

>>75894361
Because it's true.

>dziadek Niemiec
>babcia polka
KEK polaczki

Polish women are dog shit.

Polish women are worthless.

Polish women are fucking stupid.

Polish women are easiest in the world and biggest whores in the universe.

Polish women can't even cook that's how shit they are.

Polish women have no tits.

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>>75894836
>>75894792
>>75894743
>>75894701
>>75894578
>>75894875

>You'll never be this of a butthurt incel.

>>75894930
Fuck off roastie stop defending your fellow cunts and go suck a nigger cock.

Polish women fuck niggers en masse.

>>75894987
I hope these are ironic.

Polish women are gold diggers.

>>75895048
Fuck off cunt go to 9gag or something.

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>marcel tried asking a girl out so he can finally get a gf and he got rejected because he is a dumb subhuman polack

>slovak calling anyone subhuman
kill yourself nigger

and polish women are shit I would never ask one out

Polish women are ugly.

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>he tries to get gf in Poland
>virtually no chance to fail
>fails badly anyway
>"Polish women are ugly."

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>tfw to entelegent to get gf

>>75895940
>when you're english is better than that of englishmen

>>75895810
I never tried to get a polish girlfriend you stupid pepikurwa fucking nigger cunt.

>>75896126
it shows

>>75896169
kek

>>75896169
Fuck you your country is known only for porn and being a willing bitch of krauts

slav - slave

I'm fine

>>75896251
t. dad

>>75896126
what about the time you saw cute blonde girl but was too awkward to talk to her

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>>75896787

i also met my girlfriends czech parents
they seemed boring as fuck but then again that slav country is boring as fuck in general
i would suicide if i were czech
just move to germany

no one cares about you, we are here for Litvin

>>75877127
>refresher
just don't...

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Why are these threads full of retards?

>>75897732
so that you'd feel like at home?

>>75897768
>no u

Litvin? Why dont you fuck gf at motel?

>>75897685
its good for memes

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>>75897917
he has a place, but his gf doesnt want to have sex

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>>75897814
I already am

>>75897949
johnnybravo, is that u?

>>75897981
we need another holocaust

>>75897732
because they always try to reee us normies out and sometimes they succeed

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>>75898245

>>75896854
What about it? I can't just walk up to a complete stranger and start talking just because I find some desirable traits in her.

>>75898604
yes u can

>>75898636
That's fucking retarded and you should kill yourself.

>>75898691
its not you can just go and talk to people, you will see instantly if they are interested in talking or not, if they are then you can proceed and see from there, if not you just leave knowing you tried, may be easier for me since im superior race but you should try it anyways

hello ya dirty slavs

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Is it normal to get bruises from normal things like pulling the luggage or should I start to worry?

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what a boring day lads

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>>75898855

>>75898737
>superior race
you're jewish? And no it's still fucking creepy to talk to strangers on the street.

>>75898955
I am Greek

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>>75898955
he is cigane

>>75899002
I am Greek

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>>75898855
haha beniz

>>75898604
That's exactly the way I got mine.

>>75898855
you are hairy for a girl

good morning people!
>>75898855
impostor

>>75898855
you should hunt and ask sudanon when he pops up in some thread, he's a wise witch doctor and helps all peoples of /int/

>75899175
That's the drawback of having strong and dark hair

>>75899395
>strong and dark hair

t. Greek

hi
>>75899395
I have strong and dark hair and I almost have no hair in my arms, maybe it's hormonal or something

>>75899465
aren't we all Greeks?

>>75899626

>>75899131
That's because pepik women are stupid whores.

>>75899893
>>constant sexist and racist remarks
what do you mean? that fags are sexist and racists?

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stop replying to marcel

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>>75900177
but it is funny

>>75900350
this I find funny how desperate he is and how butthurt he is in his replies
it's like having masochistic victim that wants to be bullied because it know how shit it is

>>75898581
>teroristické utoky
>v čechách
čo? kedy?

>>75900590
Never, that map is made up by Poles to look good

nové vlákno

>>75901200
>>75901200
>>75901200
>>75901200
>>75901200

>>75900590
fucking lefties reeeeee
https://spravy.pravda.sk/svet/clanok/389089-v-cr-obvinili-pat-extremistov-ze-chystali-teroristicky-utok-na-vlak/