/brit/

fuck jo brand

>>75875751
but muh husband

>>75875751
I'd really rather not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0

me trying to enforce the rules

jo cox died for nothing

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>no paki gf

We responded to a burglary alarm at a mortuary and found that one of the rear doors was left open. Policy now dictates that the entire building needs to be cleared (searched) to confirm that it was a false alarm (which most are). It's the middle of the night and totally dark. We use flashlights and never turn on lights. We walk into one of the rooms and see a body on a table. It appeared that it was waiting to be processed (possibly embalmed) by the mortician. It smelled like a mildly decomposing body. Suddenly I see a shadow to my right and I shine my light there and find nothing out of the ordinary. I immediately smell a really strong whiff of perfume blow by me. The search was completed more expiditiously than normal after that...nothing was found.

little bit early, don't you think?

why are labour supporters making a big fuss over kensington?

quick reminder arlene foster collapsed her own parliament due to an easy to exploit renewable energy scheme

>>75875845
>held by tory since the beginning of time
no idea mate

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me and the gf

What do you call a black rorke?

>>75875887
didn't care the first time i heard

>>75875827
are they nice

>>75875460
She said things werent working and she knew that although we both loved eachother we werent in love any more. I sort fo agreed with some of what she said but it doesnt make it hurt any less.

>>75875934
bjorke

spoke to 1 person today

test

>>75875972
loved are chat

>>75875934
tyrorke

>>75875934
a nigger

>>75875686
new thread

>>75875831
alri reddit

>>75875934

gazi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfBzeP-lslM

tubby yanks are cute. CUTE!

>>75876009
>>75874019
Woops meant this one

bit drunk x
hate the new 4chan advertisements so fucking much

>>75875989
I like this

might go rooftop a skyscraper and watch a film up there

>>75876085

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Love Ethnonationalism
Love Cocacola
Love long youtube videos
Love Woes

Simple as

>>75876071
should jump off instead

>>75875986
hello chink

>>75876119

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Love communism
Hate capitalism
Simple as

>>75876062
>not just blocking them as an ad
lol lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBzbscld8VI
Gazi Kodzo debates Gavin McIness and Matt Palumbo AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!
SHOW MORE

love poo
love wee

simple as

any prossie lads in? last prossie you shagged? any interesting stories?
probably wouldn't shag a prossie myself but the underworld and the legally grey area are fascinating

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>>75876123

>>75876092
you are the best /brit/ poster desu

love woes posts
love woes editions
simple as

>>75876129
advlock not doing its job or something

I put down traps for the mice. They just stole the food.
I put them down again. They stole the food again.
I put them down a 3rd time and they stole the food a 3rd time.

At this point it feels like I just have pet mice that I never get to see/play with.

Sudden untimely death when?

>>75876092
hes actually quite level geaded and reasonable as far as alt righties go but his videos are too slow paced and meandering for me to bother watching them

>>75876176
right click > adblock > block an ad

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>>75876158
>>75876092
Horrendous posts
>>75876152
Unironically me delet this please
>tfw you will never experience socialism in your lifetime

>>75876152
decent banter

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me

>>75876179
get a cat

learning katakana
I'll be speaking nip in no time

>>75876224
I'd had this fucking conversation with the (quite frankly pointless) long term gf and she is against the idea because she is 'kinda' allergic to them.

Maybe I should kinda get rid of her.

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accidentally made a racist joke in the company of normies yesterday. i've been here too long

just donated $20 to stefan molyneux lads

>>75875732
If this actually happened, it would be so fucking funny.

>>75876273
nah lad, they just have no sense of humour

>>75876264
good lad

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>If this actually happened, it would be so fucking funny.

>>75876294
freedomainradio.com

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>'dora2.jpg

>>75876294
remember when he got blown the fuck out by a 20 year old german who barely spoke english

>>75876264
qt kots > women

/brit/ is a gay thread
breeders will have to find the way out, or they can stay if they want to join the winning team :3

>>75876152
kek

but did you know, that when it snows

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>>'dora2.jpg

American bikers against jihad

>>75876365
NEEEEEEEED a qt feminine foreign bf

here is a pictur of a man wearing a hat ahahah cxxx

keep farting

>>75876374
hes got a new advert here where he sings that

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>>>'dora2.jpg

>>75876384
a noble cause

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>here is a pictur of a man wearing a hat ahahah cxxx

https://www.whitedate.net/

looking for a gf lads

>>75875934
s-s-sir

>>75876429
good song xx

>>75876150

WG – as a fellow punter pointed out, her pictures are probably a few years old and quite a few have made mention of her being bigger than her pics. Now here’s the thing, I was surprised by her being quite slim, particularly through her hips. Maybe I’d conditioned my mind that I was going to be visiting a girl who was a size 16. Nice figure, not toned but great boobs. Facially I found her very attractive. Dressed as requested for me, although I wasn’t massively specific.

Services – sensual GFE, DFK, OWO, RO, Mish, CG, Doggy, Anal and a BJ/HJ to CIM and swallow finish. Delivered everything I asked for. Friendly, chatty and very relaxed manner. No clock watching, I was in a few minutes early and out a few minutes late.

Verdict – overall one for the milf lovers. Great attitude. Only real issue was slightly scratchy comm’s. Recommended.

>>75876470
have you been banned for this post? because I can LITERALLY see his right bollock peeking out

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>>75876273
get on my level

>>75876365
I'd love to fuck your leaf boipucci x

want to have children lads

farted again

where do birds go when it rains?

>>75876353
fake news

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>>>>'dora2.jpg

My main hobby is to browse the web and play video games.

>>75876492
D-dont tell janny I've already been banned for posting slags

>>75876514
aviaries

>>75876500
>tfw no ching chong gf

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>'dora7.jpg

Sorted paperwork, quick shower and straight into some DFK, tit sucking and fingering. Onto the bed and I continued to finger fuck her whilst indulging in lots of DFK. Tiffany demanded I get on my back (who am I to resist) and commenced some really good OWO. Gagging, spitting, deep throating my cock all done with enthusiasm. My cock was dripping with spit at this point and I returned the favour, licking and sucking on her smooth pussy. She had quite a meaty labia which I love, she tasted clean and fresh.

On with the rubber cap, fucked her doggy holding her legs at the same time, mish with lots of DFK with Tiffany riding me to completion on top.

Quick shower and chat, out of the room in just over 30mins.

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>>75876560

>Tories swept the locals with ease
>Drove off a fucking cliff in an unneccessary GE they called themselves
How?

Have most Americans even seen a Muslim in their entire lives

>>75876500
nobody cares if u make a racist joke towards east asians lad

>>75876514
smoking area

farted again
loud one

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>>75876500
what i did was, i was in a shop buying something that was behind the counter, but the chinese guy working there didn't see it at first and i said "maybe you'd have seen it if your eyes were all the way open". you'll never top that

>>75875934


Hotep

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>mfw white people still exist

>>75876625
guess you got into a lot of trouble since you live in chingchong colony

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>>75876625

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>>75876625
HOWLING any other aussies wanna share their autistic experiences?

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>>75876583

>>75876671
luckily asians are pussies so he just pretended i didn't say it

jesus christ lads

i challenge you to find an older active thread that is NOT a sticky

>>>/gd/296839

Wirkan for you
The Assemblie…
is the devolved Govrenment o Norlin Airlan. Hit haes the pouer for tae mak laas in a braid reinge airts, comprehendan the housin, the employ, the leir, the halth, the agricultur an the environs. Hit forgaithers at the Pairlament Biggins, Belfast.

>>75876740
go on /e/ think there was one on for longer than that one

it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

>>75876691
Legit boggles the mind

a mental teacher I had in high school read out a passage from mark twain, can't remember what but it had the word nigger in it and when she got to it she paused, then said it, then immediately apologized to an asian girl in the class (the only non-white). it wasn't all that funny at the time but looking back I'm howling

>>75876681
told a gook i could blindfold him with fishing wire once

>>75876740
>>1018060

quite easy la

>>75876740
>from 2017
weak as hell anon

I'm sure I've seen older recently just can't remember where

virginity and friendlessness should be considered disabilities

according to the UN, sex is a human right

simple as

>>75876811
>virginity and friendlessness
these things stem from other disabilities like ASD

>>75876811
by sex they mean sexual gratification
masturbation counts

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>>75876811
>according to the UN

>>75876779
>>>/e/2029395

the one i posted is 2 days older

>>75876787
exact same thing happened in one of my classes once, i was confused because asians arent niggers

>>75876811
just go get some friends

can't tell if i have asperger's or full blown autism desu

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Idiot here
Woke up this morning and saw labour had won, now tories have a majority. What changed?

>>75876800
SCREECHING

>>75876939
they didn't win,

>>75876939
>labour had won
nobody was saying that

>>75876939
labour never won

the tories lost their absolute majority so can't govern on their own

labour gained 34 seats

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>>75876811

the govt should provide comfort women to incels to prevent outbursts of violence

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>>75876939

reading the ol' inscriptions by the scholar kantbot

/po/ is LITERALLY ancient and undisturbed

>>>/po/546505

>>75876939
Basically, brexit will still happen, but it will be somewhat trickier. And now it is much more likely to be a soft brexit, norway-esque. But nothing is set in stone

>>75876944
Just keep renormalising the scale.
That way the average IQ will always be 100.

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>when Rogan is putting out so many lit podcasts that you can't even keep up

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Why is British democracy objectively better than our shitty system?

>>75876883
here's a thread from 2016
there's even older out there though

>>>/i/482968

>>75877021
>what is media bias
You know 75% of the media misrepresented his views

>>75877044
wish he'd get someone I knew on
cba listening to strangers talk about god knows what

>>75877046
We're a meme country

funniest thing happened in year 7

the piano teacher at our school was an old asian lady. One time during english class, she came up to the window and was trying to get a student's attention cause they were meant to be in a piano lesson or something. Anyway the english teacher sees this woman outside the window and says to the sole asian boy in our class: "kang li, your mother?" while pointing to the woman.

Still howl about it to this day.

>>75877025
there used to be threads from 2014 there when I checked a few months ago

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Know next to nothing about DUP. What's their platform?

>>75876939
neither of those things happened

>>75877091
more gibs for northern ireland
no abortions
soft brexit

>>75877004
are rodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J2EkYMFg0g

>>75877091
gas the fags

>>75877091
Literal former terrorists with a radical right-wing agenda.

>>75877073
wrong

>>75877021
but jezza is LITERALLY an antisemitic terrorist sympathizer, the fact that they got 40%, i can almost hear the boots, literally shaking right now...

387 days ago
>>>/po/539494

>>75877074
thats what i like about it

i like hearing him chat shit about stuff i have no knowledge on with experts ive never heard of

if he was talking about things i knew about i probably wouldnt like it

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hmmmm

>>75877153
>wrong
Um sweetie have you been living under a rock?

521 days ago
>>>/po/535361

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>>75877091
The complete and utter destruction of Irish-kind

>>75877162
yeah but some of them are absolute bellends. At least if you know the person beforehand you'll know what to expect

>>75877186
no need to be butthurt now

https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/873313091521564673
Lads

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>>75877046

the bogdanovs answer to lord buckethead

570 days ago (2015)

>>>/po/533351

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TPIKo24yCb

>>75877091

Basically the westboro baptist church but they also bomb people

>lefty/pol/ was happy about Torys not getting a majority
>DUP now has real power
Has lefty/pol/ been....dare I say it?....btfo?

>>75877263
what's this supposed to mean exactly

>>75877249
need a quick rundown

>>75877318
b-but labour still gained a few seats!

>>75877318
no
this was the plan all along

Had an actual anxiety attack a few days ago

Thought it was just tumblr snowflake rubbish but they are horrifying to go through

>>75877318
yeah leftypol exited /brit/ in droves today

we are no longer cursed by them

>>75877318
doesn't matter
dup only care about their own little slice of the uk

>>75877318
S-shut up
They got 40% of the vote but only 261 seats fptp is bs

what's working with DUP going to look like? will it be like Libdems in 2010 or will the DUP hold Theresa by her bollocks?

>>75877319
the thread was made 570 days ago, oldest thread on 4chan

>>75877359
ever been to norn ire

>>>/po/553846

>>75877318
What can DUP even do? Tories won't bow to their anti gay, anti abortion shit without a huge uproar here so it might end up with DUP calling it quits in a few weeks time.

>>75877357
what happened lad

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>>75877318
Meh, I /leftypol/ shit posting last night. Still a pretty big shift to Labour honestly. Also coalitions are not made to last anyways so who knows, another round of elections may be in the works in the UK before the end of the year.

Loving how angry reddit is over the DUP situation

this is TOO scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY1WgKp45PM

>>75877395
yeah been to belfast and newry

>>75877358
>he doesn't realise that leftypol was just a few /brit/ posters funposting

>>75877327

Lord Buckethead ran against then-Conservative Party leader Margaret Thatcher in 1987. He campaigned to demolish Birmingham to make way for a spaceport. Buckethead received 131 votes in the ensuing United Kingdom general election.

>>75877357
Tell us about it fella, what happened?

>>75877427
any good

>>75877406
you really think DUP would be naive enough to try and push their most extreme policies in the UK parliament?

they are there for the ride and nothing else

How much has your life changed in 540 days?

>>75877357
Sounds like a bad case of general stress. I used to have night tremors until someone told me to chill the fuck out with some deep breathing, which surprisingly worked.

>>75877263
if I cared enough I would modify my dubs script to find the oldest thread on 4chan

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>>75877429
Y-yeah it's not like I started browsing there or anything (not a raider I browsed here before there)

Redpill me on the UDA

>>75877429
prove it

>>75877475
Not much. Still don't read your posts.

>>75877502
well, I'm here and I just told you

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>>75877435
not a bad idea 2bh

>>75877475
It's gotten worse. roughly 500 days ago was actually a relatively good time for me

glad corbyn and leftypol got doubly BTFO

now we can return to /brit/ to its rorke roots

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>>75877358
thats where you're wrong sweetie x

>>75877535
the red surge has only just begun my friend

>>75877523
people pretended to be from leftypol after the gimmick took off but the gimmick took off because there were people from leftypol in here spamming corbyn shit for weeks

>>75877515
Cheers

I voted Lib Dem

I am the 1%

>>75877499
>Former Terrorists

>Religious right

>Were involved in some sketchy activities revolving around the mismanagement of money for some "Renewable Hear Incentive" scheme.

>Probably regionalist so probably don't give too much of a shit about national affairs

>Want "soft Brexit" because of Irish commerce

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>meet with some qt we start talking
>start to talk about politics
>tells me she's a socialist
>erect.png
>She then tells me that she thinks Bernie and Corbyn was socialist
REEEEEEE WHY DOES LIFE HAVE TO VE SO UNFAIR
>>75877551
amazing post

>>75877559
labour can only go down from here in the next election

in 5 years there will be a very different political climate after brexit and labour will be way more central and corbyn will be long gone

nig dem

what's that film where there's some disease outbreak in scotland so the rest of britain just walls them off? wish that would happen in real life, fucking scots.

>>75877448
its fine but i only did some sight seeing stuff and shopping
wouldn't be nice to live in a city like belfast with such divided communities

>>75877590
was screaming at nick clegg when he lost his seat and the bbc completely disregarded the winner and just zoomed in on his face and then put "nick clegg says live by the sword die by the sword" as caption

Nixon was a good guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwXOEFK6Swo

>>75877616
you must be from leftypol

despise cooking

takes so much time, skill and effort just to make something that is gone within 10 minutes

thought scotland and scottish people were pretty cool until i met 3 scottish wankers in spain

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>>75877616
>still seething

childcare
healthcare
pharmacare
mulcair

>>75877644
nah scots are a bunch of perpetually whinging lefty cunts with bent accents

>>75877660
feel the same way with life

what is the point doing anything when you just drop dead at the end and it all goes to waste

how do we deal with the rorke menace

>>75877661
Didn't you see the election? Scots confirmed for top lads

>>75877622
To be fair the winner was a ginger autist

Anyone wanna be my bf x

>>75877685
they are good lads for saving the election though

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is clarkson a national treasure

Tom Scott has never had a whiff of a fanny

We need a final solution to the radcen problem
RorkeSheed alliance when?

>>75877709
>not voting for labour so the day can come sooner
yeah, whatever you say

there is absolutely nothing wrong with the DUP

we need some traditionalism back into the government to combat this cultural marxism plaguing the UK

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just made a paper plane lads

>>75877760
>cultural marxism
Either your a brainlet or trolling

Radically centristic idea: Northern Ireland to be governed from Dublin for 7 days, then from Westminster for the next 7 days, back to Dublin and so on.
Alliance must advocate this.

>>75877739
>genius
>attractive
>interesting
>articulate
hes a pussy slayer
simple as

>>75877779
>your a brainlet

>>75877579
no, people were always pretending to be from leftypol

>>75877756
that isn't how it would work

>anti abortion (ergo pro-overpopulation)
>anti gay (ergo anti-me)
>anti hard brexit (ergo my enemy)
No. NOT a fan

>>75877762
did you try to click on /pol/ and missed

My libido has divebombed. Rarely think about sex, porn lost its appeal, masturbate maybe couple times a week max. What's wrong with me?

>>75877779
>your
the lines between bait and actual stupidity blur too much in this general

>>75877779
>your
ah so this is leftypol

labour voters, very educated as they say

>>75877816
but why would you pretend to be from leftypol when nobody was accusing you of being from leftypol

>>75877756
>not voting for labour so the day can come sooner
Don't understand what you're trying to say here at all, sorry pal

radical centrist idea: privatise the nhs where it can save costs

>>75877802
>>75877840
>>75877847
Shut up REEEEEE it was an honest typo

>>75875822
unironically find it a bit depressing how her name is allowed to be branded around for gimmicks

anyone else and it would 3edgy5me humour

>>75877876
fuck off leftypol

>>75877871
not a morrissey fan?

>>75877821
black people cannot and will never be british, simple as

>>75877675
How do you know about this? Are you Canadian?

>>75877876
fuck off leftypol

>>75877898
Don't browse leftypol just like communism simple as

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>>75877875
love this

>>75877875
Did Blair do that but it proved not to work and ended-up costing more than it otherwise would?

completely bored of brexit at this point

>>75877876
Back to discord

need to go down to services ontario and get another copy of my driver's license

>>75877849
because it was amusing to shitpost about corbyn because you drongos were crying about him not wanting to obliterate the world in a fiery nuclear holocaust
it developed from there

Thing I love about other Canadian posters is how we're such a hivemind that we very commonly get called samefags

>>75877925
need your health system desu

Business idea: buy the NHS, hire a genius to fix all its problems, make it profitable and give it back to the government

there's loads of good stuff on netflix but it's so hard to find it

everything reccomended is either shite i've already watched or shite i don't want to watch

>>75877948
see
>>75877922

>>75877963
qt

>>75877837
thou haveth advanced beyond being a simple pig

huh we have black israelites in the UK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujr6b4-vR9c

saw a girl in a hijab at the train station the other day. thought i was going to die.

>>75877762
I once got dumped after I made a paper airplane when me and her plus her friends went to a restaurant


I mean, that wasn't the only reason, but she listed it as one of the reasons. Feels bad that my autism keeps tripping me

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Since when did the Macronite decide to invade /brit/ like a Norman to Hastings in 1066, or was he posting before and just recently revelated his views from shadows?

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*sits here waiting for 20 minutes for /brit/ to catch on to the situation in paisley*

>>75877783
split the entire isle into demarcation zones with each zone governed by a proportional alliance coalition represented by governors selected from a random lottery running on a mersenne twister algorithm run daily

>>75878020
more like niggeraelites

doing a poo lads t.bh

fuk cara

(UK) Got called to assist ambulance at an address because they were struggling with a woman who'd had an apparent seizure. We got there and she's this tiny skinny little Singaporean lady who's being held down on the floor by a paramedic. She's hissing and struggling against her and repeatedly trying to bite the paramedic. Her eyes are all black and red, no white. It takes me (200lb), my partner for the evening (~180lb) plus 3 paramedics to hold her down. All the time she's struggling and trying to bite with veins popping out of her neck. She's looking past us at the corner of the room screaming at something that isn't there telling it not to kill her and us.

Her husband (who seems weirdly unfazed by the whole thing) tells us this has been happening since she last went to Singapore and got sick after visiting a holy site. Usually her sister has to stop it by putting this powder on her forehead in a cross but unfortunately she's out of the country.

In the end she was taken to hospital for a mental health assessment by the paramedics. I often wonder what the outcome was but have no way of finding out unfortunately.

>>75878032
The frog and the dane have been subverting the groupthink for years

>>75877743
Context, pls.

Australia had a mining boom like 6-8 years back and complete toothless bogans were living upper class lives

>>75877714
me

>>75878049
that webm has been wiped off the face of the internet

hope we have another election and jezza wins

in the mood to heem some runts

>>75878094
Pics sweetie xx

4chan ruined my ability to socialise properly with facial expressions and smalltalk

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was it autism

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>>75878056
bit concerning

>>75878096
i unironically have it

business idea: the heemery, a place where runts go to get heemed

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SOMETHIN'S REALLY ROCKIN'
ON PLANET NUMBA THREE
MODERN MANS GOT PREHISTORIC COMPANY

>>75878104
That would depend on how low your Tories are prepared to go.

>>75878072
May's NHS lad

>>75878142
he doesnt even touch her

must be a virgin

>>75878150
post and link it on /wsg/ please

>>75878034
no idea what youre talking about

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>>75878116

>>75878004
*havest* (2-nd personal singular form)
"hath" is 3-rd personal singular form
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/havest
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hath#Verb

>>75878193
>masculine
Not a fan sorry sweetie

>>75878142
howling, he seems like mr bean in this

>>75876531
Got the Moggsta up in here

>>75878186
okay first i have to figure out how to get it from my phone to my computer though

>>75878196
reddit

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>>75878056
I've seen this movie too many times to know what happens next.

>>75878232
okay. if you need help ask me, I'm a tech wiz

what food do you reckon corbyn eats?

reckon it's lentils mainly

>>75878142
saw this exact poster a couple hours ago

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>>75878047
that post is too complicated for my tired brain to comprehend.
(2 hours of sleep in 24 hours)

>>75878281
>>75878281
>>75878281
new

just watched a movie
put off the 'cide for another 2 hours

>>75875934
The Dr of common sense

>>75878078
Could not believe when I went to Aus (2014) and the equivalent dumb cunts at school back home that were either on the dole or selling drugs or working 50 hour weeks doing manual shit for £200 were LITERALLY millionaires in Aus

>>75878168
A COLOSSAL FOSSIL FEUD
UNLIKE ANYTHING BEFORE
BETWEEN THE RECKLESS RAPTORS
AND EXTREME DINOSAURS

>>75878186
>>75878232
>>>/wsg/1730979

OH SHIT A BOMB SQUAD PAISLEY IS RELEVANT!!!11!!

>>75878232
alri grandad

>>75878359
dont click virus

>>75877060
>old
You're like a little baby.
>>>/i/421349
This was in 2014.