Iceland - I crave death edition

>>75873049
>2nd beer
>already 9:30
step up your game

How are the tourist hoards so far?

>>75873049
fuck I wouldn't hate a cold one right now

>>75873049
How many of you have shagged a Polish migrant slaving away on your rock?

>>75873049
>Iceland
>Average net worth per adult: $408,595

Literally how?

How would local Icelanders in a town/city outside Reykjavik feel about an English man emigrating? Would they be interested and friendly, hostile, or not give a shit either way?

>>75876244
>tourists welcome, immigrants please die

>>75873049
ísland, would u accept a norwegian moving to ur island?

>>75873049
how immigrate there
i want out :d

slightly more seriously, how good is the internet there? do you catch good ping for games like cs:go fuck yourself or league of legends?

>>75876229
You know how net worth is calculated?

>>75876244
i work with an english guy and he's weird asf

Fuck island. Eyafjallajökul STRONK.

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>>75877562
>how immigrate there
>i want out :d
Your words...are music to my ear. Soon, the entirety of Romania will be abandoned, and we shall retake our lands that rightfully belong to us, and there'll be no one to stop us!! hahahahahaha

The best part is: we won't even have to life a finger to do it!

>>75877104
ye

>>75877746
>financial assets (147k) + real estate (326k) - debts (66k)

>>75873049
I respect Icelanders. People who can eat rotten shark marinated in piss and sand with a straight face tend to have my respect.

Is it true that the icelandic language is dying?

>>75878758
>real estate
where the money is at

>>75873049
Do you feel isolated from people having only around a quarter million nearby?

>>75878995
>marinated in piss and sand
thats not true

>>75877853
isnt hungary suffering from the same problem?
also im from olt and im not sure why the fuck youd want that

>>75879490
I don't quite understand this question

>>75879561
Say, isolated from the world and all it provides. Isolated on your sparsely populated Island?

>>75875157
An employee at the alcohol store recommended me some Icelandic beer instead of Guinness, I couldn't really hear him and just said "ah, yes". Any idea what it might be? Some dark creamy Icelandic beer?

>>75873049
Do Icelanders eat spicy food? Sweet food? Savory food? Sour food? Seafood?

If I move to Iceland would I have to bring bottles of lime juice or do they sell it in stores?

>>75879651
Stop drinking that sludge

>>75879653
seafood
they sell it in stores

>>75879651
My father is not going to the faroes after that factory burned down

>>75879777
Nah, Guinness is my favorite beer. I'm actually curious. Maybe it's Borg Surtur?

>>75879875
idk man I just drink the cheapest lager

>>75879864
what was his business here?

>>75879864
Why? Suðuroy is almost 2 hours away from the "mainland" and should be be desolate before they get a chance to waste our tax money on a tunnel.

>>75879821
Do Icelanders have a shameful view of sexuality?

>>75879928
setting up the new refrigeration system in the factory

>>75879988
uh not really I guess

>>75880030
At what age do most young adults move out of their parents' house?

>>75880030
Do most high school graduates in Iceland go to university?

What's the best tree in Iceland to hang myself from?

>>75880162
No, they become professional bootleggers or fishermen

>>75880193
Yggdrassil

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I like iceland

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In a scale of one to ten how slutty are Icelandic girls?? Let's say I kinda look like pic related, how easy would it be to get laid?? I apparently can only get easy sex when I travel. Also are Icelandic people good at English??

>>75880162
we have a different school system

>>75880095
22 I guess

>>75880237
>professional bootleggers
its part time

>>75881212
Upper secondary education (Miðnam) and high school are equivalent though

>>75881272
then the question should be "do most people go to high school?"

>>75881267
What are you sipping atm fæm?

>inb4 7.2% elephant beer

>>75881310
nothing
unlike usually
Too late for it? I have some saku originaal

Is it true you're required to learn Danish and English in school?
Who immigrates to Iceland? Where to Icelanders emigrate to?
What is an average hot summer day's temperature?
Do you have your own movies, TV shows and music or is everything imported?
Is metal music popular in Iceland?
What are some normal, everyday Icelandic foods?
Do you have any trains in Iceland or just buses and cars?

>>75881410
>Is it true you're required to learn Danish and English in school?
Yes
>Who immigrates to Iceland? Where to Icelanders emigrate to?
poles, nordic countries
>What is an average hot summer day's temperature?
20
>Do you have your own movies, TV shows and music or is everything imported?
ófærð, hjartasteinn, svartur á leik, eiðurinn.
>Is metal music popular in Iceland?
yeah
>What are some normal, everyday Icelandic foods?
nothing that comes to mind rn prolly because its so normal
>Do you have any trains in Iceland or just buses and cars?
we do not have any trains

>>75873049
I hear Icelandic people share common DNA with the Irish. Is it true you have been micked?

>>75881360
fuck it getting a cold one

>>75881557
Majority of female settleras were irish

>>75881516
Is the Danish language popular, do a lot of Icelanders travel to Denmark or Greenland to use it?

>20℃= 68℉
That's actually awesome.

What kind of metal is popular? Do you know any Icelandic bands?

>>75881587
"settlers", they were trælkonur (=slaves)

>>75881605
Greenland is literally some shithole full of alcoholic who process their game in their commieblocs, nobody goes there. the only people who know danish are people who have lived in denmark otherwise nobody speaks it
Don't know anything about metal desu. skálmöld prolly we also have a festival called eistnaflug

Cracking open a cold one as we speak, lads.

>>75881791
Just finished a 50 cl Guinness, I kind of want to drink some bailey's now 2bh.

>>75873049
Ever been to Orlando? As a kid, I remember meeting an Icelandic girl with my sister and we went back to her family's hotel room. There was a group of people there naturally enough, of family and maybe friends.Your population is small enough that you could've been there with an outside chance

>>75881823
wouldn't hate some farmers sip rn

>>75881942
Don't go blind though

>>75881928
yeah
It's a popular destination for icelanders
I was there in sept 2012

>>75881970
never heard of that ever happening
know a guy that got a hole in his stomach for chugging it dry every other day tho

>>75882090
I might not be that common, but during prohibition in the 1960s a dozen men from Klaksvík went blind after drinking moonshine. It can happen.

>>75882143
I've heard that the Faroe Islands are quite religious.

Is it true or is it just Danish memes? Or is it simply outdated?

>>75882143
you really have to fuck up when making it get enough methanol for that

keep the abv low in the pre still stuff arounf 8-12% to avoid rubbing alcohol taste
dont hurry up distilling or it will also taste like shit
use standard sugar and bakers yeast recipe
bam people will buy 1l of you for 3000kr

>>75882185
Yes, basically all of Indre Mission moved here when Christianity died in Denmark. I would however say that we just have a vocal and powerful religious minority, perhaps 30% of the population practices their religion. The rest don't really care. Religiosity is highest in Eysturoy (targeted heavily by Indre Mission in the 19th century) and Klaksvík (40% baptist). The fishing industry is also concentrated in these areas, so they have disproportionate political power. But yes, in general we are more religious that other Nordic countries.

Have you ever had snus?
What did you have for dinner?
Will someone who only speaks English do OK in Iceland as a tourist?

did you fight the other icelander yet?

>>75882364
>Have you ever had snus?
upper lip is FULL rn
>What did you have for dinner?
lobster my friend from hornafjörður gave me
>Will someone who only speaks English do OK in Iceland as a tourist?
uhh yee boii

btw drunk now

>>75873049
Will you post ur bum?

>>75881605
asked a metalhead
mannveira
svartidauði
zhrine
naðra
misþyrming
draugsól
abominor
slidhr
sinmara
dynfari
auðn
severed
beneath
ophidan
I
plastic gods
auðn
severed
vofa
churchhouse creepers

>>75882396
nah
he's posting me and calling me a sex offender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32VuNtUdRqU

Paradísum, svífum, flýgur
Alltaf inní nýjum bílum
Fatalínur ítalíu
Kampavíni hellt í lítrum
Er í kllíku, velti hvítu
Reykjavík og allt í kringum
Alltaf sannur mér og mínum
Og mitt glingur fokking syngur

>>75882572
I AM THE DOPEST IN THE STREETS
ACTAVIS
ACTAVIS
ACTAVIS

(LEGAL DRUG MONEY)
(LEGAL DRUG MONEY)

>>75882536
Is there any Icelandic-language black metal?

>>75882599
>svartidauði

>>75882599
idfk man did you google any of those
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8Aj-sAEik
does thiois count

>>75882599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGMwX1yaCo

>>75882697
AYYY
MOFOKKING BAGGLANDSLIÐIÐ MAR

>>75882591
LEGAL DRUG MONEY

>>75880030
when do icelanders usually get married?
18? mid 20's?

>>75882879
Late 20's

>>75882925
interesting
most people where i live get married before 25

vægast sagt
er alltaf blautur en aldrei skakkur

I used to love Iceland. I remember when Justin tv was online many teens from Iceland used to stream there. But I think USA is the best country in the world. How can you live in a country where every last name ends with son? Lol the Icelandic soccer team in the European cup every player was whatever-sson

>>75883362
okei

>>75883390
Now that you're drunk post a picture of your hairy ass

>>75883424
pfft not a bottom and i shave

>>75873049
do many english people go there? what do they think of britain?
also, take a picture of your island please.

went downtown and there was nobody there

I picked up the icelandic sagas for 10 bucks at a shop the other day, any recommendations which one I should read first?

>>75884328
njáls or sturlunga

>>75882971
average age for most people to marry in the developed world is late 20s to early 30s

juust put assome siber ia inj

>>75884693

sounds about right, all my highschool associates are hitched or in the works

Do Icelanders often meet Faroese, and vice versa?

Is the weather better in the South?

how does Icelandic anals taste like?

totally forgot about the thread, sorry

>>75876354
to everyone wanting to emigrate, read what he wrote. Except that tourists can also die

>>75884977

I'm going to visit your hotsprings, and you're going to like my dollars

>>75884977
looool
fullur??

>>75884809
good based on my experience

Is it easy for foreigners to get jobs in Iceland?

>>75884364

seems there are more sagas than I thought, those aren't in this volume, and it's well over 800 pages

oh well, I'll just start with something called Egil's saga, it's at the very front

>>75885237
No

>>75885271
Ayy
Egill is my greeeeeeaaaaaat grandfsther

>>75885180
how many Icelandic anals have you liked?
how many Icelandic pussies have you fucked?
if these numbers are not the same, why?

>>75885310
2
3
Like guys snd not all of them want it

>>75885310
Waittömean
3 and 2

I plan on going to Iceland next year on a student trip but it has to be funded through charity online. How do I get big enough in the Icelandic community before then to have them fund my science trip?

>>75885384
Not gonna happen lmao

>>75885295
Bro, Egill is my great grandfather too! 28th Great Grandfather to be exact

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do icelandic boys like black angels?

also, is it easier to fuck tourists or local girls?

>>75885453
I can prove it

>>75873049
How's it feel to get laid with cousin?

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>>75885485
Prrof

>>75885295

that's sort of neat, my greeeeeaaaaaaat uncle arrested Charles I

>>75885485
I can too. My Langafi, and Langamma immigrated back in the 30's from Reykjavík. And one of my cousins went to Iceland and got records of our family tree. That's actually how I know that I am related to Egill Skallagrímsson

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>>75885535
Here's my proof

>>75885162
nah er búinn að vera mjög latur við að drekka í kvöld, var að horfa á Djúpið.
Spurning um að opna einn

>>75885528
toplad

>>75885132
you son of a basterd bitch

>>75885595
Mæli með að opna sex
>>75885585
Accepted

>>75885585
Halló Róbert

>>75885595

it's actually cheaper to fly over to Iceland for a day than fly out to visit my ol' granny on a one way flight

>>75885614
So I guess you and I share a common ancestor!

>>75885653
That's because America hates your granny
>>75885614
hmm þetta er þess virði að pæla í

>>75885625
Halló Vinur

>>75885683
Eg er samt að deyja rn

>>75885528

pretty cool, bet that's a great conversation piece

>>75885733
Inly wiith foteigners

>>75885743

naturally, there have to be at least 5000 people on the island that can say the same as you :P

>>75885786
Prolly more

>>75885817
Do you know if you're related to either a person named Magnus Julius Jonsson Johnson, or a person named Bjarney Kristín Kristmundsdóttir?

>>75885421
Not even if I have a gimmick? I'm an artist and I could do a gofundme where I draw a sketch for a dollar or something. Also what if I was a cute girl?

>>75884793
this

How often do you (as an icelandic individual) go on a boat and for what purpose

Died

>>75889516
Pretty often
Fishing

>>75883495
>not a bottom
>i shave

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Come home little brother

>>75899488
Nei takk

>>75886969
>what if I was a cute girl?
Increases your chances

íslandsveldi when

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please be in Russia in 2018 :3

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>>75900687

>>75901499
r u a gril

>>75873049
You guys alright with danish people moving over as long as we learn your language? Iceland seems pretty cool

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>>75873049
It's supposed to be /ísl+fö/ but whatever, I'm just glad it's back.
xth for precious sunlight

>>75903572
I would be desu

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