>be American

>get rich

>eat 20 burgers with a diet pepsi

>shart in mart

>wear shoes inside

>>75872401
>live a purposeless life devoid of joy

OH IM A FUCKING GERMAN HAHAHAHAH IAM SO FUNNY AS I TYPE >BE AMERICAN HOW ABOUT THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER >BE GERMAN HAHAHAH STOP FUCKING BULLYING AMERICA I WANT IT TO STOP FUCK YOU AAAAH

>>75872401
>free refills because we respect human rights

>wear 20 burger shoes inside a rich shart in a mart

>be also mexican

>be american
>be fat
>go to church
>listen to the priest talk about how much geesus loves freedom
>cries and claps
>go to mall
>slip on someones shart
>get up but not mad because it is natural to shart in the mart
>go home
>put shart covered shoes up on couch because removing shoes are for eurocommies
>get heartattack
>get rushed in to hospital
>"that will be 100 000 dollars plus tip"
>reach for my credit cart
>get shot

>invent gun that shoots burgers
>granted purple heart by the president just because

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>>75872994

>Be american
>Own private property
>Talk with my neighbors as if we are family
>Let my giant gas guzzler warm up in my suburban driveway
>Drive to the local burger joint and refill my bottomless fries twice
>Head to the bank at 2am because it's open 24/7 like everything else
>Go home and launch rocket league
>get shit on
>get on /int/
>ctrl + f "America"
>twelve threads pop up
>None of these threads have american posts in them
That moment when you realize anime board is more Ameriboo than weeb

>be kraut
>get fucked and raped by all the people you call inferior
>still claim to be masterrace

>be american
>be triggered

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>>75872401
>be American

>be american
>only people who come to your defense are leafs

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>Americans

>>75872994

>not going home to see his wife and her 3 half black kids

6/10

>>75873466
t. nato

>mock europeans for suffering islamic terrorist attacks
>get shot the following day

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>>75873466
>Be American
>Come to defense of entire west
>Nobody comes to the defense for us

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>>75873645
>Be American
>pretend you come to defense of entire west
>Betray your alllies while give them the middle finger

>>75873763
This is why the president should have an age limit. I don't give a fuck how good the president sounds, a guy who is in his mid 70's should never be president. He shows signs of early alzheimers

>>75873552
t. russia

>>75873645
Except literally everyone went to iraq because of you.

>Be american terrorist bait
>Make others suffer

>>75874057
You decided to be our vassal when we liberated you from the soviets

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>>75874112
>when we liberated you from soviets
>we
>American education

Nigger you are the reason we even had communism.

>be americain
>get handshake'd

>>75874233
>implying that containment didn't prevent the world from being communist
>You are the reason we even had communism
We didn't destroy germany, the soviets did

>>75874319
And who was one of the biggest allies of the soviet union during WWII?

>be American
>elect a shady businessman controlled by Russian oligarchs as president
>get shot

>>75874374
I argue in threads that the soviets wouldn't have survived with lend lease
Now people are arguing that the US won the war
What is this shit

>>75874668
Doesn't matter.
WWII was pretty much our only chance of becoming a proper developed country and it got blown over because the germans obviously cant fight a number of enemies at once.

Our lads with the germans did their best at the Tannenberg line but it was not enough as the germans were retreating and we got no external help (and who were we supposed to even get it from at that time lel).

>>75874854
Welp you decided to fight on the wrong side. Now you get to fight for us :)

>>75874978
First of all we fought on both sides.
also
>bolsheviks
>the right side

Besser tot als rot, you piece of shit.

>>75875235
There were three sides my dude.
1.Constitutional republics/Hypercapitalist
2.Communist dictatorships
3.Totalitarian dictatorships
You didn't choose #1 and #1 controls the world today so now #1 controls you

>>75872401
>Be inundated with freedom so much you ironically get sick of it and desire more government structure in your life.

Are all Germans drumpf posters?

>>75875423
>realize that people are too retarded to take care of themselves

>>75873478

Trick question, neither are flags

The first one is a diagram of a man's arsehole after a curry

The second one is a birds-eye view of a bomb being exploded

>>75873849
>he doesn't support the God-Emperor
I bet you're a Bernie cuck aren't you

>>75878187
embarrassing post my lad

>>75878187
What are you if not cucked if you blindly follow your single authority figure?

>>75876290

>realize that governments are composed of and administered by other human beings so that the leftist ideal of relying upon a State of some kind to act as a corrective for the stupidity of the people is manifestly self-defeating

>furthermore realize that it doesn't even matter if one counter-argues that in the ideal situation, the State is administered by smarter, superior people since these betters remain human all the same and come to view their subjects with a muted contempt over time

>>75872401
>be Amerikkan
>get shot by edgy faggot

>be German
>get stabbed by radicalized faggot

>go online and shit on each other

>>75873645
>Nobody comes to the defense for us
That was the only time NATO was activated, though.

We love you America, just stop sperging out.

>>75879391
Well said

>be "american"
>lie to yourself about your country being wonderful and get exaggeratedly agitated when anyone disagrees
>care for what random people on the internet say about your country
>be so frustrated with said people that you use capslock to represent your anger
>probably also calling them "faggot" or "cunt", trying to hurt them the way they hurt your fragile feelings
that's the image that every single one of you from the god damn united states passes when you act like this.

>>75880505
>care for what random people on the internet say about your country
That's me. But I am not even American. I just try to think you are not actually that retarded but just misinformed about simple facts about the US. But I do get triggered when I realize you are just edgy underage retards.

>This thread
Butthurt belt strikes again

>>75880780
For first world standards, the USA is a shithole though.

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Ok

>>75872401
>get shot

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>>75878187
Praise kek! Maga!

being American is choosing which of your four cars to drive to another town to visit a shop where a girl you fancy works

>be canadian

>didn't vote for Orangutan.