/brit/

Any cute brit boys about tonight? x

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Brexit is a flat circle.

>>75869144
>Tory electoral strategy
The most optimal way to make yourselves look completely incompetent

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>>75869318
>Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.
What age is this?

>>75869538
Fox hunting where the foxes hunt the elderly?

just got called a shook yout in the endz

>>75870843
finally being what I was meant to be x

DUP manifesto: if we get in, we WILL change Ireland's name to "Western United Kingdom"

Real new:

>>75870920
>>75870920
>>75870920

hate old people
hate homogeneity

simple as

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Ulster will rule the world

ah yes the infamous canadian humour I've heard so much about

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>>75870815
cut and cover construction

why does /pol/ believe trump over comey?

genuinely wondering, as an impartial observer it seems the evidence is very clearly pointing towards trump trying to fuck up the investigation

>>75869639
>without a gf: 18
>without a long term gf: 19
>without a wife: 20
>without a child: 21
>without a family: 22

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THERESA THINKING

>Rochdale Labour retain


literally what the fuck is wrong with people

did anyone save that picture of the spoilt ballot with 'love pints' in the ukip box

just remembered it and had a giggle

>>75870974
'alfcaste

Richard Osman looks weird.

>>75871008
because /pol/ is a runt hive

>>75870923

LOL

>>75871020
touch are kids, not are bennies

Should've been a soldier lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXjXmvy-c34

>>75870920
Actually he's right. Impeached doesn't mean thrown out of office, it means brought up on charges. Nixon was impeached but resigned before he was removed from office. Clinton was also impeached.

>>75870972
you wouldn't last a week in detroit limey boi

Why do northern Irish want to be british so much? As far as I can tell they're still hated for being Irish so why are they such cucks?

>>75871008
you're asking why /pol/ blindly sides with so-called "President" Blonald Grumpf, a man they termed the god emperor who can do no wrong?

Underrated KISS masterpiece here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZq3i94mSsQ

>>75871075

AND Rotherham


sometimes i wonder...

>In December, the DUP's Trevor Clarke was criticised by Sir Elton John after the politician admitted he did not know heterosexual people could contract HIV until a charity explained the facts to him.

dear fucking lord

>>75870920 #
he was impeached he just wasn't removed from office you fucking retard. look up what "impeached" means and "list of impeached presidents"

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>>75871020

white people are suicidal

>>75871043
cuck. day of the rope when?

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>KISS masterpiece

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May's fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7T6qU16fT4
ah yes... canada

>>75871008
Trump can say he'll ban anime, kill all virgins and shut down 4chan and they will still support him.

>>75870983
Imagine being a Canadian roleplaying as an Irishman roleplaying as British

>>75871119

thin lizzy rip off this one

>>75871119
underrated kys masterpiece here
*holds up mirror*

>>75871155
>le good friday agreement
need them to fuck off

>>75871022
yeah i saved it

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Want her to cut my bollocks off

>>75871105
Because of their heritage, it's the reason why they are there in the first place

English and Scottish people were planted in the Irish county of Ulster way back when - foru centuries later, Northern Ireland is born. They don't like Catholics and the Republic of Ireland so they are very defensive and on-guard about remaining in the UK. Therefore they ardently strive to stay British

>>75871155

>Seinn Fein says...

Ha ha stopped reading there.

>>75871155
IRA's back in business boys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZukj1-A_go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjpI6tmIQco

Lads

>>75871201
great, cheers for letting me know

>breaking the good friday agreement
could blair's legacy be any worse right now

>>75871198
constructive post, your intelligent and nuanced views are appreciated

>>75871155
not a good friday for may, is it? *wink*

>tfw the IRA gets seats in Britain
when will isis get theirs

just ate a thick and creamy yoghurt

up the ra

>>75871204
Wrong

>>75871204
If they were there for that long than aren't they probably mostly mixed?

>>75871203
she's really pretty.

>>75871238
>muh irrelevent agreement that doesn't have to be followed by law
literally who cares

>>75871242
you could even say it's a bad friday, quite the opposite! a bad friMAY, even!

>>75871242
good post

>>75871227
no worries

>>75871105
republic wants open borders immigration and very left wing. they're the nutters.

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>>75871140
good sort though like

>>75871268
>irrelevant agreement
mate i'm from northern ireland
i think i know a bit more about this than you

>>75871245
No comparison

UP THE RA Tiocfaidh ár lá

>Kicks a football right at the back of the net

Get innnnnn

>be in hs
>have intense crush on a girl with a huge scar on her face
>watched her get called names for 2 years by a group of evil Stacie's
>decide enough is enough
>stalk evil Stacie's for a few days waiting for them to bully my crush so I can butt in and tell them to fuck off
>finally happens at lunch
>stand up and yell insults at evil girls and tell them to leave her alone if they know what's good for them
>Stacie's back off and talk amongst themselves and give me occasional glares
>look at my crush and she's beet red looking down
>make eye contact once and smile at her
>pussy out from talking to her tho
>later that day I get called to the office
>Stacie's accused me of threatening them with violence and get i suspended
>I come back a week later and find out my crush got a bf while I was suspended
>devastated
>come to find out a month later from a mutual friend her boyfriend wasnt really her boyfriend
>she set up a fake bf just so I wouldn't ask her out

And thats why I hate females

>>75871105
irish are importing massive amounts of nigerians.

>>75871298
ah yes another young girl with daddy issues espousing retarded leftist views, what else is new?

>rorkes complaining that qt, well spoken Indian women are being imported

is rorkeism a sublimation of homosexuality

>>75871296
who's richer and more successful?

>>75871334
not a single pixel shall forepass my optical nerve

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uhhh lads

>>75871296
>republic wants open borders immigration and very left wing. they're the nutters.
How can they be nationalists and want open borders immigration?

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>>75871342
shes bangin

No surrender the Pope's a bender WATP GSTQ

>>75871330
*shouts*
Back o' the net!

>>75871259
Oh shit here we go, here we have the Irishman who says "wrong" about something related to Ireland. Go on then, share with us your island's tale of woe

>>75871261
They stuck together and stayed Protestant against the Catholic majority of Ireland. Again I must reiterate that the Northern Irish people are 'defending' consistently - that is their narrative. They are always defending their stronghold against the Catholic Irish and have been since the Plantations of Ulster took place

>>75871363
ask the SNP

>>75871334
maybe you should've just been nice to her rather than being incredibly autistic and likely making her social situation even worse

>>75871334

Sounds like a good set of reasons as to why you should hate yourself, lad.

whats a good disturbing subreddit lads

tried r/creepy but it's all shitty artist renditions

>>75871218
That "Ten in 2010" song is pretty good.

>>75871268
>irrelevant
doubt a yank would know the full extent of northern Ireland but the good Friday agreement cannot be violated and peace MUST be maintained

>>75871330
Oi! you were in offside mate!

>>75871370
>absolute slugs like Rosy and Aisha get spammed but this stunner only recently appears

Post more of her

>>75871155
DUP JOIN COALITION
SINN FEIN REMILITARISE
IRISH CIVIL WAR
IRELAND REUNITED
TORIES LOSE DUP SEATS
CORBZ BECOMES PM FOR LIFE
LEFT WING DEATH SQUADS KILL OFF ROYAL SUCCESSION HEIRS UNTIL CORBZ IS THE LEGIT KING
MARRIES GAY PAKI IN IRELAND
CORBZ REUNITED ALL OF IRELAND WITH THE UK

TORIES BTFO FOREVER

screenshot this now!

Nixon was impeached, Clinton was impeached, Andrew Johnson was impeached but Trump won't be impeached. It's delusional to believe otherwise.

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Your thoughts on Tim Farron, lads.

feel a bit pervy lads

last few saturday nights i've driven into town, parked up and watched all the joocy slags walking to the clubs

Ah yes, British politics
*yawns loudly*

>>75871406
>offside in five a side

FOY

I was born in East London, a true Cockney and proud to be. I am prouder more that I have Irish blood running through my veins. Ireland belongs to the Irish. The Prods in the 6 county's claim to be English, but they are in fact Scottish decent. If they love England that much, they should fuck off to England. Now England is being invaded by Muslims and other Foreigners, now you know how it feels to be invaded. Erin Go Bragh.

>>75871446
hearts in the right place but not charismatic enough

>>75871446


biggest cuck in politics bar Jones

>>75871334
MILLWALLS INVADING THE PITCH AGAIN

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>>75871446

>>75871448
Did you have a cheeky wank whilst watching them?

if your heart was in the wrong place, would you die?

>>75871446
seems like a good lad but not a leader

>>75871405
nah might save britain actually, scare away all the shitskins thinking some paddy is going to bomb them.

>>75871497
no but i don't think it'll be long before i do

theresa may taking the "no majority's better than a bad majority" approach

>>75871510
well I for one enjoy being lectured on race by sassy black(ish) women link me up

>>75871382
I shall refrain from parting my endless knowledge to you pleb

Read a book

>>75871510
Where's Karachi?

Would love to meet Napoleon but he would probably judge me for the pathetic slug that I am

>>75871361
nonsense desu lad. the conservatives have candidates in NI and had an election pact with the UUP in 2010 they can do what they want

>>75869639
Bad thing for who?

>>75871554

VERY astute post

any scot who calls himself BRITISH is a fuckin wanker, the irish are oor brothers, fuck yer union, vote YES in sept,

>>75871564
She's not black, she's a Canadian Indian woman who talks like a nig and has no doubt been BLACKED in all her holes

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>>75871414
no more of her sorry

walked past an islamic on the way home, gave him a look so he knows his place, fucking alpha

>>75871612
She has only post 2 pictures of herself online?

>>75871390
r/unitedkingdom

So we're going to have Conservative/DUP coalition?

Who the fuck are the DUP?

>>75871460
>Cockney
>>>/x/

>>75871610
>Canadian
forget it

As a ex Kent miner, during the miners strikes of 84, Thatcher put British Soldiers on the police lines, to help defeat us, that is when the penny dropped, With the brexit vote, i hope you get a United Ireland, and Scotland goes they own way, i fucking hate the tories, and all that rule britannia bullshit. Socialist and proud of it.

>>75871640
Democratic Union Party. They want to force all of Ireland into the UK.

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Love pints, love Millwall, hate muslims

>>75871633
saved them from another thread
>>75819382

>>75871610
Canada is the source of everything evil

>>75871640
turbororkes from norn iron who want to 'shock the gay from the united queendom'

>>75871697
>Dr Rasheed I'm Millwall

>>75871694
you're a fucking retard

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>>75871579
dunno but there's loads of bagheads

might take a nap 10 tomorrow night at the misses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZaVXHWKn0

>>75871448
stop doing that lad, bit creepy and 'olice would probably not be happy about it

>>75871714
More quotas, more rapeugees, more Merkel

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I was born in Belfast in the late '80s. My da got out of jail, married me mam, made babies. We were grinnin' eatin' Ulster fries and baked tatties, steak and kidney pies, and glazed gravy. I was a praised baby, but say I'm not—I haven't been praised lately; you know why? Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN-SHELL BLAST.
AND YOUR SOUL'S GOIN' TO HELL FAST.
YOU TRIED TO JUMP BUT YOU FELL FAST

Fuck surveillance—to hell with the mask!
Fuck commercial I don't sell to the mass.
The alpha - the omega - and the first - and the last.

Hide the verse in the past, but now I've got flows.
I used to curse in the tracks but I forgot those.
And that's my version of events that is told
and so it begins I commence with the golden flows.
Late nights I'm up rollin' cones,
Tryin' to create the classics like The Rolling Stones.

I'm gettin' tapped like stolen phones,
Feelin' brittle though my bones 've grown,
Feelin' little like I'm home alone.
[unintelligible]
And blaze spliff after spliff and reminisce of when I ripped up the shows.
I'm the best, I'm like Robin Hood from cluckin' his bow.
And if I meet a wee sexy bitch then I'll be suckin' her toes,
And quite rightly! N-night-nighty.
Are ya ready for the b-bops [unintelligible rolled-D]?
You're not ready for the lyrical flows that I hold.
I'm a giant of old—trapped! within a modern mould!
I go deeper than a Leprechaun's pot of gold.

>>75871565
I literally am reading a book. 'Making Sense of The Troubles: A History of the Northern Ireland Conflict' by David McKittrick. Do you have any knowledge to share or are you just bluffing?

>>75871697

wonder what he thinks of being a minority in his own neighborhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86ywP3Oarko

>>75871510
>that one dislike
damn, that'll show her, praise kek

>>75871756
no i can't help it

i'm going in about 10 minutes

>>75871448
lmao.

i'm smarter, better looking, and have a bigger willy than everyone else in this thread

>>75871697
>>75871714
>tfw the next generation of milwall rorkes are alive and kicking
https://youtu.be/zPCUhkZvExQ

>>75871579
pakistan innit? apparently it's a complete shit hole there and heroin is the cheapest of anywhere in the world

>>75871735
*climbs up on that building*
*quickscopes you with the intervention*
heh...

>>75871772
thanks for sharin this banger

I am Scottish but I do not accosiate myself with britishness because they are imperialistic ,colonial ,robbing basterds that steal foreign countries land and take away all their wealth !!!!!cmon the celtics fuck the Anglo Saxons!!!!!respect from Glasgow (rutherglen).

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piccy of my todger, as requested
wyt?

>>75871730
I don't fucking know. What do they want?

Who /LastLeg/ here?

>>75871777
I have an ocean of knowledge about that conflict and many other topics

>>75871772
>people in /brit/ have heard of jun tzu
bit mad, i've met him

>>75871793
I'm beautiful, genuinely intelligent and my cock is eight inches long

>>75871815
nice todger

>>75871777
the paddy just parrots shite he hears from old cunts in the pub and bollocks his dad's made up. Pay him no heed

>>75871780
he doesn't own the neighbourhood

>>75871797
Classy

>>75871790
take pics

>>75871819
why the fuck did you answer the question if you don't fucking know?
they absolutely do not want to force the whole of ireland into the UK. they have basically no representation or support outside of the north.

>>75871814
>Reminder the reason the UK exists with Scotland and England is because the dumb jocks bankrupted their country trying to start a colony in Costa Rica
COSTA RICE
SCOTTISH PEOPLE
IN THE TROPICS

Dumbest of cunts

THIS IS THE LIFE YOU CHOSE

*image of Jesus in a Sharp ViewCam united jersey wanking off a kangaroo*

Amazed fucking SCOTS of all people handed the Tories are majority

Truly a cucked people beyond saving

>>75871446
seems like a half decent bloke but would never want him as a leader in a gorillion years. hes too weaselish

>>75871777
you're being rused you thick cunt

>>75871843
nigger

>>75871807
>pakistan
Good, you know where it is, so fuck off back there.

>>75871790
you're going to end up in trouble with the police if you keep perving at random women mate
cant you just have a wank to porn or something instead?

Whatever your thoughts on the conflict, you have to admit the Republicans have the better songs hands down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCnGD6xv5ik

>>75871876
unfamiliar with shitposting are we?

>>75871784
which ones are the nigerians

>>75871904
They don't want a communist filling their country up with Nigerians and Pakistanis.

>>75871448
why not follow those slags into the club, get smashed, and potentially shag them?

>>75871510
Why do they put so much emphasis on pronouncing Pakistan differently?

>>75871790
don't let the orwell state step on your freedom

>>75871917
White as the driven snow, don't be envious dicklet

>>75871902
>Bunch of jocks dying from yellow fever in some tropical shit hole

Absolutely howling

>>75871945
>merely pretending
i hate yanks so, so much

>>75871961
>pronouncing shit correctly
what a bunch of faggots

http://www.strawpoll.me/13149618
http://www.strawpoll.me/13149618
http://www.strawpoll.me/13149618

important poll to get a /brit/ consensus

>>75871945
>hehe, it was just le trolling
kys you fat yank fuck

Gf watching Bones again.

Absolute state of this show. *solves all plot holes with computer magic*

>>75871904
we still own part of your country despite not giving a shit about it ahahhaha

>The thing is though, these places Northern Ireland, Gibraltar, Falklands etc remain British because the people who **(LIVE!!!)** there want to remain British. And given the fact that Spain is a third world country i dont think the Gibraltars are idiotic enough to want to join Spain.

>Rule Britannia

absolutely can't wait until the pakis are the majority in the uk

fucking waiting for the day

>>75871948
Well the Tories are doing just that

And will be doing more if EU citizens can't work there, importing the whole third world

Anyway FUCK OFF YANK

60% WHITE

>>75871904
>tories
>majority
pick one

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>>75872007
>politics: 1 vote

>>75871988
Genuiely make me senisblechuckle.gif whenever I think about it - and try t bring it up when they complain about English imperialism as if there weren't a bunch of Scots in India too.

Scotland used to be, without memeing, one of the richest most educated countries on earth before that little expedition

>>75871927
no it's better seeing them


>>75871951
got no friends and it's weird going in by myself

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>>75872071

>>75872082
me

>>75872027
You pay £13 billion every year to keep that shithole afloat, we don't want it in face you're doing us a favour paying for those spastics

>>75872034
sorry mate I don't speak chinese

I'm Scottish and I'm not a brit Scottish not British but that's just the way I feel simple as

Pajeets, poo in loos, blacks, browns, wogs and sheeds.

>>75872034
More importantly don't complain about Gibraltar when fucking Cueta and Melilla are like a 1 hour fucking ferry ride away

>>75872122
>hurr we were just pretending to want it back

>>75872169
bit racist

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It's Friday, time to party. Any of you hitting a club tonight?

Re-enslaving paddies on the agenda then?

>>75872095
>it's weird going in by myself
not really. drink a few cans in the car then go in and get drunk. you wont care what people think then.

>>75872194
nah going to play a videogame and wait for a shit weekly manga chapter to be released
one day i will venture into normaldom

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*pokes your eyes out*

anyone remember a film where the character is driving on the motorway and then he starts driving suicidally and the other characters in the car are like no
might have been a dream

>>75872194

Nah m8, just gonna sit outside in my car watching club sluts walk down a street.

>>75872185
Look at how "great" east Germany is economically

Northern direland is 10x shittier, literally south Sudan tier

>>75872209
i have nervous thoughts of everyone looking at me though, i won't have anyone to hang around with

also i don't know what to wear or how to act

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJiAxKtS284
oooshh
banger

>>75872185
In fairness it was more the catholics in NI that were part of the troubles - the actual micks in ireland barely paid them lip service

>>75872265
Yeah but East Germans are banterous. Glad to have them on board.

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tfw you click on someones post at random to bring up the quick reply box, then forget to delete the link

>>75872274
>malone

wish black people would stop culturally appropriating white surnames

Does the Australian bloke on the last leg wear a toupee?

lads, just had a piss and I accidentally squeezed a load of clear, gooey liquid out my arse. What the fuck was it?

No seriously lads help me out with this one, what did I just squeeze out my arse in copious amounts?

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*police sirens*
*breaking glass sounds*

>>75872265
east germany is the last remnant of any semblance of the real germany.

>>75872291
Northern diresh can neither give nor recieve banter, all a bunch of sensitive cunts

>>75870943
something fishy about this post

>>75872239
Takes all sorts lad, as long as you're having fun.

Why aren't you perving on the peregrines, lads?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/events/emvgfx/live/c8xp5v

it's funny how all the British pigs come here and comment they want to be Irish but can't cause there bristish scummy CUNTS ye fucking plastic paddy's go home ye bristish scum UP THE RA

>>75872332
sorry must've left that in there last night, was in a hurry x

>>75872361
>>75872357
benders

wish i could speak french but am so not arsed to learn

lads it might have been robert de niro in the film

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>y-you lost the gym battle so now you have to lick my feet!

the brittish establishment and americans. are the biggest terroists in the world. invading. peoples countrys. hav always don it. are still doing it. fact.

>>75872245
jacob's ladder

>>75872396
it's alright, hope to see you again soon x

>>75872361
Because I'm watching a leftyhugbox on Channel 4

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>75872417
nah where'd he leave it?

>>75872440
very daring timing

>>75872434
fuck off liam

So how long before the tories get rid of May?

>>75872411
*gas*

>>75872448
up 75872332's bum

Add me on PS4 and play Overwatch or Battlefield 1 with me

Username is Bollocksbusterlad

>>75872417
no it's not that but I've bookmarked it for a future watch

>>75872489

>>75872460
if it's not by the end of june then corbyn will get BTFO

IMPEACH IMPEACH

>>75872484
>Bollocksbusterlad
typical fucking rorke

>>75872339
LESS GET EM SENPAI

anyone want to play rising storm 2 with me

>>75872529
turtlemong plays that

>>75872529
no

>>75872529
sorry mate don't have autism

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normies are so cringey

>>75872194
Nah gonna have a quiet night with the waifu

>>75872484
alri under-age

god arlene foster is ugly

>>75872566

Tfw no eyebrows gf

>>75872565
little phimo cunt

why do we NEED a prime minister?

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>normies are so cringey

>>75872529
sure

emailing the 51 year old jap proto gf

>>75872361
sleepy birbs

*watches Michael Collins for the 150th time*

Ah yes

just had a shit after showering and there's nothing you can do about it

>>75872595
shes pure piff mushy

>the state of my internet connection
in shambles

>>75872566
Feeling lonely tonight? :-(

>>75872632
>not shitting into your hand in the shower and then chucking it in the toilet

HARD border
HARD brexit

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>>75871334
>she set up a fake bf just so I wouldn't ask her out
Just do like all of your countrymen and embrace cuckoldry

>>75872529
literally pirate every game i play because im not an absolute runtoid like you

the state of my penis: big and swole

>>75872618
hmm good point

>>75871203
same desu

>>75872484
Do you have Friday the 13th:the game?

>>75872631
*watches the devil's own*
*roots for brad pitt*

>Read the Telegraph before the election
>They take the tried and true "we know better than you, your candidate is a joke, and if you think differently you're a wanker" strategy
>Start getting flashbacks to the Trump election
>Open the newspaper today
>May in shambles
Nice job you mongs, a joke beat you.

>>75872484
Who's your favourite Overwatch character? Mine's Reaper, I'd love to fuck his thicc spic arse.

haven't had poor internet since 2011
who /fibre/ here?

>>75872663

No because I have you guys

>>75872704
>literally can't play any games online
ah yes, very good

>>75872710
pics PLEASE x

>>75872631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eRxPDLYM9Q

I've seen that film

>>75871390
/r/natureismetal is a personal favorite

anyone wanna play warcraft 3: the frozen throne custom games with me

>>75872740

100 mb/s for £6/month.

Nz prices like Aus?

dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kebXzYZIn7U

>>75872726
handsome devil

>>75872800
need to dig my old cd key out. is that game still alive?

I have just spoken with her majesty the Queen

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About fifteen years ago I've asked my mum what it means to have an orgasm, and she looked disapprovingly at my dad and said "Ask you father".

I only just got it.

>>75872824
it's just as active as it was 10 years ago tbqh

good games like tft don't die

>>75872824
and buy a $10/month account

>>75872732
>beat you
No he didn't

Tories ran the shittiest campaign ever,with a plank as a leader, Labour ran a great one with commie Jesus a manifesto promising the world and they still lost

>mum's sending me motivational images from pinterest again
she doesn't strike me as stupid, but fuck me is she vapid

>>75872802
included in the rent so I'm not sure of the exact price
Australia's internet is bad because they're so big and their government is a wee bit out of touch as well
we don't have that problem

'ew

>>75872276
>>75872276
>>75872276
>>75872276

>>75872843
lol

>>75872877
>>75872877
>>75872877
>>75872877
>>75872877

>>75872843
*ask your father

>>75872856
ummm wc3 and WoW aren't the same thing try again sweetie xd