/brit/

>>75869126

tory austerity

One SNP member lost their seat by 2 votes

https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/873127722028908546

stop talking about sex it's making me feel bad

Labour might not have got enough seats but they still won.

going insane from virginity

I am NOT A FUCKING VIRGIN!!

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anime

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fucking STATE of america

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgCVgBnUe2c
Magnificent

My life feels like falling down a black hole that never stops

>>75869254
mine too
let's 'cide

>>75869178
haha

*belittles the virgins*

>>75869275
is this a slag or a slab?

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Hello

>>75869242
Did you know Kansas city isn't in Kansas?

Alri lids x

never used to care about scotland but i've started looking into it and i think it looks proper nice

not talking about the shite druggies parts obvs, but the forests and mountains and what not

>>75869242
problem la?

mad that there are so many attractive women and i'll never touch one
wonder what the watershed moment for my utter runt life was

/brit/ is a failed normie general

>>75869275
would cut a knacker off just to be in the same room as her

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4589756/Machete-attack-Russell-Square.html

>>75869215
yes they won

they completely fucking destroyed the country

I bet 10k€ on Conservatives having the most seats with 1/14 odds. Honestly worst bet I've ever made even if it went ok this time. Should have bet on a coalition of chaos.

>>75869126
Good question. And all the store and restaurant fronts with their plain text signs feel like straight out of a developing country.

>>75869312
>ameridumbs

>>75869311
we have the best city and the best wilderness on the whole fucking island

why is portugal so poor?

>Brazil isn't whi-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcm55lU9knw

>>75869275
Looks like a slag. I'd bash her piano keys in.

>>75869314
when did you find 4chan?

/brit/ is a hung parliament general

>>75869343
>10k€
FOB

>>75869329
Religion Of Peace

>>75869343
>I bet 10k€ on Conservatives having the most seats with 1/14 odds
Genuine fucking retard. I'm laughing at your right now.

>>75869347
>best city
didn't know york was in scotland
>best wilderness
aye can't argue with that

got a willy between my legs

HATE wearing long sleeves

>>75869314
Cannot fathom that sex is a regular part of most people's lives. Literally every couple you know does it multiple times per week. I don't even shower that often.

>>75869178
Fife? No, the SNP won it by two seats.

>>75869405
pics

>>75869275
need this tiger tank to take a shot at my tender plums

>>75869391
why? he just won a shitload of money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jlkMR0_Lsg

>>75869391
spacker

>>75869220
nowt wrong with a bit of the ol' 'ginity lad

>>75869390
omg racist bigot, muslims are the real victims
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/west-midlands-police-warning-fake-13156650

>>75869397
edinburugh I really like and it's pretty cheap, and getting decent jobs in the creative side is pretty easy.

surprised not more londoners are moving there, but it's for the better I think

11 weeks no porn lads. Feels good

I've honestly had enough of the faggot yank who's an unironic leftist as well.

Post slegs

>>75869410
>Cannot fathom that sex is a regular part of most people's lives.
Same, the idea of having sex is like some silly fantasy to me. Like going to the moon or becoming a billionaire.

>>75869329
Jehovas witnesses are at it again I see.

>>75869311
You'll want Perthshire, mate.

>>75869353
could pass for french with slightly less fake blonds and a

>>75869473
what was your favourite before you quit?

>>75869471
this lad gets it

>>75869329
Fucking Buddhists

i'm cold

>>75869484
t. NEET autismoyank

almost 2 years no porn
have unlocked the ability to float off the ground

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>>75869471
>Edinburgh
>pretty cheap

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>>75869523
hello, cold

>>75869544
hi

>>75869397
Edinburgh objectively has the best quality of life of any city in the UK.

>>75869486
Same tbph, I can't talk to a girl about the doopin weather without getting all nervous and weird, how on earth would I get from that point to her begging me to slip my erect penis into her moist fanny? The normie world is utterly alien to me.

Off to Iwo Jima to batter some japs

need a willy between my legs

>>75869494
bloody hell, quick image search tells me that's a lovely place to live

>>75869286
Would be mean on my family i guess

>>75869405
bit gay

>>75869589
Just rape innit

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I march away to the firing line and kill that Yankee soldier

>>75869498
and a what?

>>75869471

This Edinburgh is lovely. Did meet a lad with the thickest Scottish accent on the street talking to us about how he loved ira. Hadn't a clue what exactly he was on about though

you people disgust me

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>Tory MP who wrote book on how to win a marginal seat loses his marginal seat

>>75869589
I can handle normal conversation, but as soon as anything becomes sexual or flirty I just freeze up like retard and don't say anything.

>>75869543
comparative to most cities with a diverse and decent amount of things to do, it's pretty good mate
london is an absolute meatgrinder

imagine if there was a toilet for every gender

>>75869637
slightly older population

>>75869628
I'm glad we fought again' her, I only wish we'd won
I ain't asked any pardon for anything I done

Well I'll bet there's rich folks eatin' in some fancy dining car
Probably drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars
Well I know I had it comin' I know I can't be free
But those people keep a movin' that's what tortures me

>>75869391
but the conservatives won the most seats you fucking spacker

>>75869645
>when scots pretend they love the ira
don't get it desu

whole point of ira is to kill scots

whos the russian proxy then

>>75869714
all me

>>75869677
there are only 2 genders

Playing Sniper Elite V2 on playstation now, really enjoying it. Very impressive with playstation now too but I don't know how to search for games have to go through loads of columns.

comes a point where the time spent in blissful drunkeness justs gets shorter and shorter and the time spent crippled by anxiety just becomes longer and longer and ever more strong and imposing

>>75869714
its me

watching that 2010 robin hood. probably shite

what are some good films about middle east politics/conflict?

>tfw you're a covert narcissist

>>75869391
Yes I said it was the worst bet I ever made. I won't do it again. Most seats, not majority. Majority had 1/5 odds. Means I won but it was too close to my tastes.
>>75869430
>700€
>"shitload of money"
Maybe 700€ is something like 5000 quids by now.

>>75869734
Sub-genders mate

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>Losing 3 (three) elections in a row

>>75869714
working here for a bit. bit too long actually

Chamy Chakrabatty so arsepained it's unreal.

>>75869304
hi :3

>>75869778
no way are you that lad who went to that weird port town?

where are the rorkes

>>75869766
flubber

>>75869769
Must be a lot after everyone was sacked from Nokia

Gutted UKIP got less than 1,500 votes here

>>75869709

We were both pretty drunk. Just glad he didn't try to rob me t b h. Looked pretty rough

>>75869792
nah not that interesting unfortunately
what was his deal?

Any cute brit boys in? x

>>75869769
oh...my maths lead to that being €140k, which I would class as a shitload of money

>Jeremy is not winning and not letting anyone else win

jej

>>75869774
el justo

>labour take kensington by 20 votes
>kensington

definitely not rigged no

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opinions on the gf

My Constituency has been Labour since the 1920's. There really isn't any point in voting here.

think 4chan has made me gay

when i was teenager i'd think about and wank to chebs and fannies all day, but now a rapacious lust for willies has consumed my mind

Do not take heed of it

>>75869766
dunno, what time period

>>75869774
>still trying to spin this as anything but a positive for labour
gained seats when they were expected to be annihilated
became a strong opposition that tories WILL have to bend over for if they want to do anything
almost certainly will get their interpretation of brexit and tory hard brexit is doa

meanwhile, tories called an early election expecting to gain 200 seats and lost their majority

tim gets me really REALLY depressed it's not even funny anymore

>>75869873
I'll help satisfy those urges

>>75869878
90s-now

>>75869753

The one with Russell crowe? Yeah its shite mate

percocet molly percocet

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>Labour won Kensington

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time to roll

>>75869882
>meanwhile, tories called an early election expecting to gain 200 seats and lost their majority
They shouldn't have had an utterly retarded and suicidal platform than.

>>75869925
t. cheeky zootman

>>75869872
mine has been labour since its reinception in '83

still voted though because someone has to i spose

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>>75869925
way ahead of you

Other brit expat GET OUT reeeeeeeeee

alri now that labour won kensington can may fucking resign already

>>75869954
Mine since the 50s

>>75869812
It's a lot but opportunities for sure stuff like that with better than reality odds come only a few times a year so it's not a lot for that time span. British bookmaking culture is cool but I don't know anything about sports so I can only bet on stupid stuff like this.

DUDE

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>>75869945
you know me too well

>>75869957
exceedingly cheeky

>>75869902
can't help you I'm afraid. in The Living Daylights (1987) James Bond fights with the Taliban but that's just an unfortunate detail rather than a plot point

bit underlevelled for the elite 4 x

Two tea bags
One cup

>>75869861
>>75869921
>>75869970
>Labour
>Kensington

What the FUCK

Watching The Last Leg on C4

>>75869966
I am THE brit expat. you are the other

>>75869985
WEED

Had 5 pints now, quite drunk
Trying to chat up the flatmate

Wish it would fuck off
Disgusting freak

speccy virgin twats

>>75870002
They recounted it about 50 times

>>75869902
charlie wilson's war is a good film (set in the 80s though :/)

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checked the odds before the election. conservative minority was $10 which seemed way too high. still didn't place anything.

>>75869994
Funny how the world works. Honestly we got what we deserve for supporting them.

expats OUT

I still have nightmares about having to do an exam I haven't revised for, or having to hand in a huge project I havent done anything towards at least once a week despite not being in full time education for 7 years

Listening The First Arm on R4

Unironically voted for the DUP *despite* not being from Northern Ireland

>>75870042
lol

>>75870048
is he cute?

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>>75869766
Do I even have to say it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRMnpbk4MYA

>>75870057
3

>>75870089
No she's not, but I'd still shag her

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>>75869611
I was up in Glen Shee on an archaeological dig today

>>75869766

Black hawk down

Who the fuck are the dup?

Never heard of them and didn't even see them on my ballot when I went to vote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFUAO2zcnr8

gf fell asleep before we got the chance to shag

ffs

>>75870108
dumb rorke

gonna make a sandwich

there a film on tonight?

>>75870027

Moscow is MINE. And all the women in it. Fuck off down to Dagestan or something.

What you up to here, English teaching?

>this maniac

lmao

>>75870146
you know what to do

>>75870147
dumb paki

>>75870133
hmm wonder why a northern irish party isn't on your ballot

>>75870146
wake her up with a swift kick lad

>>75869774
Labour just had their largest surge in support since the 40s, mate. Corbyn beat Blair.

Here's how Corbyn can still win

SUUUUUUUUUUUURGE

about to get VERY drunk brb

>>75870151
grab me one too thx

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finished my last exam yesterday
will be graduating with a 1st in Physics

may out
bojo in

switched from robin hood to the last leg on channel 4 but I'm from northern ireland and I get uncomfortable when they mention us on tv so I'm hopping channels again

i bring my own pint glass to the pub because i don't trust the hygiene of most of them

>>75870223
nerd

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Ah yes lovely day to go cy-

>>75870154
>dagestan
you know, I was in the kavkaz. Some of it's real nice, good people too
I'm helping these byldos set up a restaurant franchise, I heard english teaching is a pretty good gig here though

>>75870180
I'm on about the UK election not the northern Irish one

>Baroness Chakrabati

haha fucking wow

>>75870088
LMAO

>>75870151
i just had some fairy bread ngl

>Have a majority
>Call an election
>Try to bullshit the public into thinking it was anything but a power grab
>Attack your core voters in your manifesto
>Decline to take part in any debates
>Lose your majority

Utter incompetence

>>75870153
w-we can watch a film

>>75870249
lad

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I'm a semi rorke but I rate akala, disagree with some of his points but he exposes a few rorke arguments we'll and he's 1000x better than any other WE WUZ activist especially yanks
https://youtu.be/KDmdAkvHoaQ
doubt any rorkes will bother to watch this video but it's healthy to hear the opposite argument

>>75870249
sorry my mistake

>>75870133
Political arm of loyalist paramilitaries. Only stand in NI, for obvious reasons.

is kensington getting degentrified or something

>>75870223
my usual is plain double cheeseburger meal with a Diet Coke

don't forget it

>>75870280
identify yourself

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>A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

>this kid

>>75870227
>watching adam hills

>>75869994
he fights with the mujahideen 2bh

the taliban were a group of arrogant students who didn't appear until around the 90s

>>75870313
The government likes to give £million housing to immigrants and extremist preachers for free

>>75870321
great scene.

love ed norton

>>75869766
three kings

got called a kid in westminsters folley

>he does the virgin cycling

>>75870277
>I want to bring back fox hunting and take away your human rights

Idiocy.

>>75870313
north kensington is surprisingly poor, and the richest people living there probably can't vote

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>>75870319
pic of me

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>Daily Mail is based in a Labour constituency

>HE SUPPORTS TERRORISTS
>Immediately get in bed with literal terrorist supporters
ah yes great episode, turn it up lad I can't quite hear it

>>75870334
hmm yes sorry can't tell them apart

>>75870248

Ah nice gig. Based where and for what market?

I'm not teaching, I just hate expat English teachers. Maximum edgelords.

Could do with something that's not Шoкoлaдницa tier microwave shit or michelin starred oligarch grub.

>>75870394
is his belly button a black hole?

>>75870410
Better domestic terrorists than foreign jidad ones 2bph.

>overseas placement at UNC chapel hill lecturing on the english school of international relations
absolutely gassed lads

>it's a paki reeeeeeeeeeeeing about rorkes episode again

>>75870410
Who are you quoting

>when you're on a pill and someone passes you some ice cold water

genuinely don't know if there's any better feeling lads, it's incredible

lads i swear to god debates in the parliaments are literally classroom banter but in a more serious, professional way

you've got someone say something to another politician and the rest of the people there laugh, clap, and chant "ooooooooh"

>>75870427
>>75870248
What can I do to be an expat in Moscow or St. Petersburg?

DESTROY the white race

>>75870471
the pill should feel better than that mate

>>75870215
here you go mate

*hands you a vegemite sandwich*

something wrong?

Surely may must resign now?

It is old but it is beautiful and it's colours they are fine
It was worn at Derry Aughirim Enniskillen and the Boyne
Sure my father wore it in hid youth in the bygone days of yore
So on the Twelfth I'll proudly wear the Sash my father wore!

>not posting while naked

Absolutely HOWLING at you runtoids

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>>75870471
That's your body desperately trying to clear out the poison in your system. MORALITY

could do with a willy between my cheeks if I'm honest with you

>>75870442
I mean sure, at least they're terrorising for the state religion I suppose.
>now realise I should be more grateful

>>75870501
the pill is what makes drinking the water taste so good

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reminder that we are setting up a /brit/ house in detroit

>>75869774
Speaking as a Tory this election has been great for Labour to b honest

>saudi arabia executes people for witchcraft

what the fuck

Gonna get pissfaced tonight lads. Have my pints lined up.

banglez on the riddim yeah it's fucked

>>75870557
pics

>>75870488
>but in a more serious, professional way
barely

>>75870595
post with a real flag please

>>75870571
the housing is cheap but comes with a lot of debt

*runs through your wheat*

>>75870571
could use detroit for some amazing urban experiments

My favourite movie?
Zulu Dawn.

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Had my first kiss and lost my virginity last night and it wasn't a prostitute. I expected a weight to be lifted off my shoulders but I don't feel any different. What do I do now?

>>75870571
>density farming
hate sc4 noobs

How to deal with an aging population:
>free, painless euthanasia for codgers

post Peter Hitchens gifs and reaction images

>>75870589
They are people that can definitely be trusted with high grade military equipment

DUP are the most backward anti Irish fuckers in the world now theyre in downing street? Fuck this

>>75870589
In Africa they chop down albino people and sell them for $60k each

They eat the organs and believe it cures them of HIV/AIDS or something similar

>>75870636
'Cide

>>75870571
enjoy getting shot etc

I could have led Labour to a significant increase in votes considering UKIP collapsed
*eats a crisp*

>>75870589
>Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaGLBjrTbIk

>>75870564
It's just that at least they're you're own people, and not foreigners trying to take over everything and replace you.

just got called a wicked witch by some 'sheed

>>75870611
bit bossy lad

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gorgeous

>>75870648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNj72Cm18gw

trump is literally going to be impeached

northern ireland might rejoin the mandem after this no?

>>75870671
it's just a working agreement, any official coalition would invalidate the good Friday agreement
can't see it lasting very long anyway

>>75870636
suicide, now that you can die without being a virgin, your life's purpose is complete

don't overstay your welcome on this mortal coil lad

Who here /gettingdrunktonight/?

>>75870702
delete this

>>75870706
Scrumpf was never my president

Obsessed with girls' poos and farts

>>75870694
>IRISH terrorists
>our own people
HOWLING

>>75870629
They already are, the city is basically okay with anything that brings investment.

>lots of victorian buildings were destroyed in London to make way for the tube and roads

furious

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>>75870682

We will have our own guns though, therefore nobody would dare shoot us

>>75870427
essentially its odessian style food. Theres one already it's called "odessa mama".

business idea: a handgun that doubles as a smoking pipe

>>75870706
Didn't the impeachment process for Nixon take like 18 months (by which time he had already resigned)?

just got called bent by some lad after i sucked his willy. odd desu

>>75870706
For being proven not to have had ties to Russia?

>>75870589
>tolerating witches

What's going on in the southern hemisphere?

>>75870701
literally the wicked witch of the west

>>75869311
I was in Skye, Fort William, Loch Lomand and Port Appin recently, AMA

reunificationref when

incoming wobbler lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

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>just got called a wicked witch by some 'sheed

>>75870751
people like you are why we don't have colonies on mars yet

>>75870777
he was impeached you mong

>>75869134
need a blind gf

>>75870739
who do you want me to be bb?

>>75870751

>removing surface infrastructure to you dig a hole underground

U wot m8

whats the downside to becoming a witch
think casting spells and flying seems like itd outweigh it regardless

OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL

business idea: help to buy scheme for young roadmen looking to get on the drug dealing ladder

>>75870814
urself x

>>75870791
witchcraft isn't real you nonce

>>75870797
post a picture of your todger or leave this general forever

>>75870773
Is Odessian food decent? What would it be?

>>75870799
prefer heart of the sunrise

>>75869639
>>75869639
>>75869639
>>75869639
Recycle

>>75870785
>being this much of an ostrich

>>75870827
eternal damnation

>>75870706
LOL keep thinking that. You can't impeach somebody just because you don't like them.

OGGY OGGY OGGY

there are people who really wanted to live in an independent Ireland but didn't because they lived their entire lives in Northern Ireland

>>75869144
>>75869144
Recycled edition

>>75870249
bit of a silly way to grab (You)s lad

>>75870629
detroit
future city

>>75870773

Ukrainian style food in Russia?

What is this vatnik operation.

If its anything like Georgian food it's gotta be pretty based.

>>75870867
back then having a wank would get you eternal damnation too though

>>75870773
doxxable info

>>75870806
>In light of his loss of political support and the near-certainty that he would be impeached and removed, Nixon resigned the presidency on August 9, 1974, after addressing the nation on television the previous evening.[211] Nixon chose to resign after realizing public opinion was not in his favor to remain in office.[219]

Imagine the embarrassment of being a yank abroad in /brit/ and getting schooled on your own """history""". State of burger education.

>>75870827
getting bullied by normies mainly, but i'm sure you're used to that already

>>75870773
>>75870853
Googled 'oddessian food' and this was the first link
https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g298484-d6622798-r337621246-Odessa_Mama-Moscow_Central_Russia.html

>>75870571
kek fucking idiots

>>75870962
shut the fuck up

>>75870853
>>75870914
odessa was literally muh multicultural. lots of greeks, jews and georgians lived there so it stands up abouve traditional slavic fair (from what I've been explained) great seafood
but yes georgian food is based

>>75869766
Bitter Lake

>>75870920
he was impeached he just wasn't removed from office you fucking retard. look up what "impeached" means and "list of impeached presidents"