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1940 edition
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Ruth Davidson for PM
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>>75867104
>>75867105
done did a think
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which one should i try first??
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South Bristol
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so when do they let corbyn into number 10
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is this 'high art'
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>making coffee made of milk that has turned
fuck it, yolo right aaaaamiiriiteeeee, lads?
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miss drinking a nice cider

been nonstop pints since i got here
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THIS
DOES
NOT
FUCKING
SLIP
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reminder /brit/ is pro-assad
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>>75867139
good lad
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rate my new shadorable tattoo http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1497032484408.jpg
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>>75867139
asdfg
>>75867149
asdfg
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The other yank ITT is a weeb moron. I can understand why the indigenous here characterize Yanks as lumbering fat beasts because it's probably true.
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Leaving /brit/
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>>75867191
dsfargeg
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>>75867145
scarborough fair by wold top
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*cucks you*
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>>75867161
why do migrants have £8,600 and i don't
not okay
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>tfw arrived at work before anyone else this morning and found a fiver on the ground in the car park
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>>75867162
reminder that Prince Philip was pro-Hitler

look how well that turned out
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parsley
sage
rosemary
and thyme
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>>75867162
i am also pro assad
he is the rightful leader of the secular republic of Syria

chemical weapon bans would get obliterated in any major conflict anyway, and no country have any reason to respect them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGtUbsvvgFo
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50 year old woman at work who has "always voted Labour" had no idea what a hung parliament is
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>>75867094
Posted this image last weekend. Glad to see it has caught on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPk21C0Wpkg
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>>75867226
they don't have it, they go into debt for it x
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Lads why is losing 20 bucks on an investment feel 1000 times worse than losing 20 bucks on buying a lottery ticket
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beer is shit
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>>75867229
that was my fiver, can I have it back please?
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>>75867282
Get her round my place I'll show her the meaning of hung
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Why did she call the election to begin with? Conservatives had a majority but there still wasn't enough support for Brexit?
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Would you drink this?
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>>75867149
Pretty sure it's "Yukari" m8
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>>75867296
it doesn't
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>>75867323
Bit of a tippler before I'm knocked out on the ol Kopparberg
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*takes a swig of beer*
*has a fat burp*

I'm a man's man. Don't like it? Don't care.
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if a homeless man won the lottery he would buy an iphone and waste all the money on angry birds in app purchases
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the ol 'za
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>>75867344
>Kopparberg
Never tried it. Sweden should export it here
>>75867360
*inhales*
*sends it back with a tip*
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>be american
>do a poo
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on the fifth can of strongbow lads
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Skyrim belongs to the Nords, not racist just dont like foreners simple as

Love Honningbrew mead
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*sips wine*
*be's gay*
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skidmarks again lads
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having a bra' 'za
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>>75867301
... bu- .. okay
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I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU, ESPECIALLY YOU, PRANCING LIKE A TIT. YOU WANT WORKING ON, BOY!!
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hate tea
love coffee

simple as
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just finished those two bęęrš and now havein a sip of this
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if you didn't ethnically cleanse the grey quarter in Windhelm you weren't playing it right
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>>75867425
Congo actually created an entire city based on that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazzaville
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>>75867394
Jesus christ how does he not notice that
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>>75867418
I love red wine and I'm also gay, starting to wonder if there's a correlation.
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>>75867467
might buy skyrim on PS4
is it any good?
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May calls early general election
>that Rorke feel
>Government elect la
>look at Theresa what heart
>we vote again! xD
Lead starts to go down
>was always going to be close la
>how many will be beat Labour by
>still going to have the largest majority since Maggie
Dementia tax u-turn
>were still top of the polls la
>being in opposition is easy
>the debates are a fortress Corbyn won't win there
Tories do shit in debates
>Lib Dems will do us a favour
Terrorists attack Manchester and London
>it's n-not May's fault, forget she was the home secretary for 6 years
>P-pakis, L-Labour will keep letting them in
>its still on if the polls stay good
YouGov poll shows there will be hung parliament
>b-but May said elections are easy
>w-wait for the exit poll la
Exit poll: Tories to lose their majority
>S-Scotland will do us a favour
>b-big Ruth with the 5am winner
>i-it's not over yet
Tories don't get enough Scottish seats
>b-biggest party was the aim
>w-we overachieved in 2015
>n-next election is the one
>coalition government is an amazing achievement

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position in the polls with a whole election campaign to go, if you had gone into Downing Street today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - George Osbourne

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Margaret Thatcher

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.

>>13
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Kensington's gone Labour lads
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having a horrible coming to terms with reality
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>>75867472
lmao is that a sten?


just how poor are these terror cells?
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>>75867493
Proof that labour is officially the party of the bourgeoisie?
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>>75867471
>>75867436
going to concave your stupid head in with a pickaxe
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>>75867507
is there anything i can do to help? x
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>>75867466

got this one on the go
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>>75867538
my head is convex though
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492

not a fucking single micromilimeter
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>>75867545
cornetto
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poo wank food it's a plan
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@8
>I'm also gay
i was being facetious
now remove your pitiful self from my divine presence and do not besmirch my majesty again
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>>75867529
north kensington is actually surprisingly poor
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>>75867486
i think so, if you can overlook the dumb moments and the bugs, some of which are just funny

very flawed in some ways but still fun
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made a big load of delicious chili
>the secret ingredient is chili

gonna freeze half of it for next weekend
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>>75867493
it's not declared yet
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>>75867594
enjoyed fallout 4 but worried the combat in skyrim will be too shite
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thinking of turning myself gay as an experiment for a little bit
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If your drink of choice is a fucking cider, you're either a woman or gay. Simple as.
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>>75867507

read sartre
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>>75867585
>20:12:05

>>75867586
>20:12:04

I'm so much better than you
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I'm going to eviscerate the lardlet ITT because I am the apex Yank.
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It's Friday evening, post bangers
https://youtu.be/VH-7fRQC92A
this choon here is a lovely one
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*eats your cat*
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Aldi's black label rip off is nicer than the real thing
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re: 75867625
this man has clearly never been on the 'parbergs
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love to apologise me
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Thinking of purposefully becoming addicted to heroin and then quitting to prove how easy quitting is, and that addiction is just another way of saying "weak willed lazy cunt"
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>>75867636
gonna make you cry like a letter to your cousin
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>>75867636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M8g2I7tF2I
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>>75867625
You haven't got a clue about pint politics stay in your lane you silly leaf
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625

>he cant drink cider without feeling insecure

umm sweetie, i wonder who the real woman is xx
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>>75867628
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milking my nigger lads
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>>75867679
t. katie hopkins
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>>75867625
pear cider is good for chillaxing with a movie
apple cider is good for getting out of your mind shitfaced
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>>75867636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KYpjPbKBqU
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Ummm okay sweetie
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>>75867709
bit gay
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>go home for the weekend
>parents think I still like Fosters
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around the world around the world
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@75867709
shut the fuck up
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Wake me up when the fat lady sings.
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>>75867625
>leaf
opinion on booze utterly disregarded
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<<75867743
<<75867737
<<75867709
Inferior Yanks only exist you give me (You)s.
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>>75867756
literally beat the shit out of my parents when they committed this schoolboy error
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>>75867602
>irish chili
I'd trust moroccan sushi and chinese burgers before I trust that
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>>75867756
drink it up lad, it's fucking alcohol isn't it
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>>75867679
it's difficult to reintegrate into society as well as just kick the physical addiction. Most of your old mates won't want to know you anymore
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>>75867636

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0GVixJvt-g
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*sucks a dick*

erm, it's not gay. Seems like you're just insecure
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>>75867788
one of those isnt a yank, strangely enough hes a gay person from liverpool of all places
and thats fine
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reckon my friends are all probably doing something without me haha
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>>75867807
forwarded this to TheLadBible
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>>75867602
did a big batch myself yesterday la

god-tier freezer meal
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>>75867780

Bought some Everclear at a liquor store in Revelstoke, BC
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Weekends are so lonely
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>>75867807
This is the crimson medicate position. No grocery store beer exists primarily in any other way than delivering alcohol to your yellowed, pockmarked liver.
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Looks like we'll be sending Brussels the Conservative and Unionist Negotiating Team. I hope they can come up with a handy acronym.
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>>75867700
>>75867810
awful
>>75867729
moderately ok
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Arsehole is so lonely
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>>75867866
they don't have to be... hi :3 x
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KUSHTY
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>>75867893
pics
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>>75867827
I'm sorry I complimented the Irish gay then.
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Driving through Scarborough where only the shitskins live
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Business idea: Buy a dog and make youtube videos with it.
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this general election literally could not have gone worse
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https://streamable.com/uxq2q

>Londonistan
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I don't think I'm gay
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bought some antifreeze at Autovets
it was a good chug
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put the lads back in, think they've had enough
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the GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Z-eUmR2bM
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>>75867884
fuckeDUP
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business idea: stop shitting my pants so i don't have to go out and buy new ones every other week
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>>75867913
RODNEY YOU CRRNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>75867940
and thats fine
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<><><>75867914
Don't ever act overtly gay ever again imp.
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business idea: genocide the canadians
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>>75867964
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>>75867925
The right lost seats though so isn't that good?
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>saving the thumbnail

Get out of my country.
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>>75867977
over our dead bodies
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>>75867925
i won £10 on a scratchcard on the way back from the polling station so i had fun
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if you're going to post choons at least post good ones
https://youtu.be/O-fKetC1Pa8
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>>75867625
sounds like you've never had a proper cider m8. I'm talking above %10 stuff
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got my nigger on all fours and I'm milking his cock but nothing is coming out. any ideas?
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>>75868032
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>>75868034
thats the idea
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>>75868020
we look weak as shit in front of the EU
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>The Labour leadership said it wanted to lay the foundations for a different kind of government, after Corbyn defied expectations to make net gains of 29 seats overall at the expense ofConservatives, the Scottish National party and Liberal Democrats.

>Labour’s remarkable turnaround since the local elections showed Corbyn leading the party to the biggest increase in vote share since Clement Attlee’s 1945 victory, with about 40% of the total.
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behold my new meme >>75868009
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Going to fix the pet Yank so it doesn't get too orney.
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>>75867977
I would like to invest, is there a website?
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what is happening to the world
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>>75868087
>implying you can step over my 25 stone mountain of a body
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pet yank is being profane again
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>>75868133
*bites your hand*
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Had 2 pints now
Taking a quick shit atm
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>>75868107
Liberalism reaching it's logical conclusion.
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Pet Yank is trying to get onto the bed again.
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>>75868107
wonder how well she'd do if she looked like most fatties instead of having a skinny looking face
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>>75868107
flying at an intense speed through space spinning around a nuclear fusion reaction
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Time for a Downing St makeover?
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>>75868099
>Daddy Yankee
drown in a shit river, poorto rican
>>75868107
the internet, basically. the mentally ill are at max 5-10% of society, and normally, they'd be shunned and reprogrammed in physical reality. with the internet and echo chambers, these people can find others outside of their geographical location who follow the same delusional nonsense and feel reinforced, like they belong to something big and important. the delusion therefore perpetuates

basically /pol/
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still milking my nigger lads
anyone do this? need help getting it to come out
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>>75868206
Get rid of the nigger and get yourself a pet Yank.
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>>75868197
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>>75868020
our government has completely lost it's hand in regards to negotiating with the EU now. we've fucked it. It's broken beyond repair.
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Could've had some gfs in the past. Turned them down. Don't know if it was the right decision. Don't care either.
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Theresa May on suicide watch
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>Come to /brit/ to see what you guys think of the election
>Thread is just blog shit and shitposting
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>>75868197
haha
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>>75868231
soft brexit confirmed
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>>75868063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJmo2_a4RJ8
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on the mandy

listening to chill music

comfy as fuck
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>>75868186
accurate answer
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>>75868249
deal w/ it nerd

just farted and it smells terrible
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clicc that licc button
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>>75868243
Does pet Yank think its breeding stock now? When the bitches need pups I buy a vial of British sperm.
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>>75867296
>20 bucks on buying a lottery ticket
the state of you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4A37AD12zE
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>>75868249
off you pop then sweaty :) x
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>tfw I like Jezza's policies but he would happily send me to Irish death camps if he became PM
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>>75868263
Wanna clicc the thicc button IYKWIM
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>>75868258
sounds like a good time
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popping down the shop, anyone want anything?
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>>75868297
Haha
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Going to cover my willey is bacon lard and call the pet Yank over.
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>>75868297
$HKEY_MILLIBAND_ROBOT_RESPONSE

.
.
.
COLD BOOT SUCCESSFUL
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once did sex with a virgin and she didn't even realise she came
why are bints so thick
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who /toodepressedtodoanything/ here

been in bed for 3 days
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percocet molly percocet
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me & the lads
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>>75868352
lib dem landslide, brexit thrown out and a cornetto
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>left work three hours early without telling anyone
>nobody noticed and nothing happened
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>>75868262
mail me a scent of it
here's my home adress : Palais de l'Élysée - 55 Rue du Faubourg Saint-Honoré, 75008 8e Arrondissement Paris
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the state of /tv/
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Rate today's macros lads
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>>75868287
piss off

https://www.instagram.com/ponchan918/
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>>75868388
all me
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>>75868352
Two big turks
Pringles original
Energy drink (non carbonated one, gotta stay healthy)
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>>75868404
nary a single pixel
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pet wog is posting a fake address
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>>75868404
high impact sexual banana
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>>75868403
nice change from the usual interracial porn threads
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State
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>>75868258
Wish I could do this but I've felt it frazzle my brain every time I did it
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>these /v/ runts
never talking about politics with any of you ever again
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>tfw seemingly not allowed to download mp4s and 3gps off youtube for some reason anymore

they must be cracking down on adrev dodgers
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rate me dindins lads
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>>75868404
kinell lad
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Pet yank is sitting on my lap. I'm letting him type this.
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>>75868404
In what universe does 500ml of vodka have 1,100 calories?
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>>75868472
don't worry i only browse /v/, don't actually play video games anymore
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>>75868403
boards like /tv/ and /ck/ are the purest form 4chan can have
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>>75868484
not bad not bad
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>>75868473
amazing that people would be looking for 3gp files in 2017
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>>75868484
peng
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>>75868484
is that turkish cui-sine mato
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>>75868484
looks like something my dog's shat out after eating something dodgy
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find it hilarious how people get angry in youtube comments about killing and cooking sea food "inhumanely", yet those same people are probably fine with abortion
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>>75868507
>>75868508
>>75868511
Couldn't decide which one of these was the Dane I don't like but you are all equally bad. Germans and Scandinavians are Reddit.
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Been living off of bread and scraps for weeks. Dad's trying to starve me into getting a job.
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>>75868543
what's inhumane about abortion? can you remember anything from when you were in the womb? no. checkmate christfags
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>>75868552
Just make a post about urban planning and see who replies
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>>75868367
Last girl I had sex with was 18 I'm 27 she really isn't experienced - I wasn't really feeling it neither was she it was just one of those hostel boredom things. Cum in her and we call it a day, she cleans up and comes back and we're chatting after and I say "ah I feel bad you didn't cum but you know maybe next time" this absolute shocker of a frog girl says
>oh no no i did cum, i think i cum a bit, like half an orgasm
Love, you didn't cum, I'd have known if you came - either your (only other guy that she'd ever fucked) ex used to tell you when you had an orgasm and he was shit or you seriously think I need your validation that much you lied

state of these bitches
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>>75868367
>>75868585
FONT
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>>75868526
>>75868517
thanks

>>75868531
no, not sure which cave you've been living in all your life

>>75868532
rude
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>>75868572
Can't remember anything after I've been drunk either. Doesn't mean you can just murder me with a coat hanger.
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>>75868507
Pure alcohol is 7 calories per gram
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>>75868605
fight me in real life
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>>75868616
murdering you while you're passed out would be unethical, but not inhumane
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>>75868605
Mate I had your bottle of drinkypoos up my arse earlier

Awkward...
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>Love, you didn't cum, I'd have known if you came
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>>75868522
easier for when its a long video for which low-res suffices and you don't want just the audio
>>
>>75868572
I doubt you know anything you're saying because you, kraut, are not anything like a sentient human being. You have no concept of humanity.
>>75868621
t. pure alcohol
>>
perro caca
>>
>>75868484
tomatoes in the curry what the FEK
>>
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>>75868649
Great post
>>
AMA request: an actual Deano
>>
who is the next celeb to be outed as a turbo nonce?
>>
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HIGHLAND REGIMENT
>>
*pomf*
what are we going to do on the bed?
>>
>>75868664
banter
>>
>>75868627
Delete this
>>
>>75868649
not him but it's true, it's kinda obvious
>>
>>75868662
its a lamb rogan josh

not quite sure why they do it

>>75868645
i sterilise all my drinks, don't want the dirty paki genes who've been handling 'em

>>75868627
you'd have to leave your cave first hun
>>
>>75868664
>Germany is catching up to us in humor
we'll be out of a job by next week
>>
>>75868585
this girl literally had never put anything in her vagina had to teach her everything
>>
>>75868694
You're getting lard all over the sheets PET YANK GET DOWN NOW!
>>
>>75868649
>he's never felt the leg twitches and pussy convulsions
ah mate maybe one day
>>
HOWLING at Sarcoon of Jihad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JymtGcDAg-M
>>
>pussy convulsions
Found the virgin talking about some dubious female orgasm.
>>
>not him but it's true, it's kinda obvious
>>
can't imagine living in america
getting shot would suck todge
>>
>>75868771
he's just a little upset because he's been gloating about corbyn's impending doom for many weeks now and people are making fun of him for it
>>
>he thinks women can cum

alri virigins?
>>
the female orgasm doesn't exist. it's just sensory overload on some women
>>
thread infested with stupid yanks. i'm leaving
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-0hIJOqlnE

something something taig bastids
>>
>>75868809
Love how he pretends to be left wing desu
>>
>>75868814
imagine if the DUP could see the gay rorkes who support them here
>>
I knew the orgasm was a myth when I spent at least ten minutes nibbling on the bare clitoris before the girl just asked me to stop.
>>
>>75868785
he was the chad though
>>
>>75868823
wanna go to /upg/?
>>>/n/1067735
>>
>>75868719
>>75868662
>he doesn't make curry with tomatoes
what?
>>
>>75868810
they can if they're girls (male)
>>
I'm only happy when it rains.
>>
yeaahh.... *rolls eyes*...
>>
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>urban planning general
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Gave me a right chuckle.
>>
>fingering girl
>says "don't stop"
>all I hear is "stop" and of course instantly stop
>she gets frustrated
thick as pigshit
>>
VAGINAL orgasm doesn't exist.

women can only cum with clit contact
>>
>>75868842
Not even getting into a debate with a yank whose best move is to nibble to bare clit for 10 mins LOL
State of them
>>
>>75868892
>some tory /brit/ lad spent 3 quid to do this too
wonder how he feels about it now
>>
friendly reminder that labour didn't win
>>
cease the normie talk please
>>
>>75868915
Ah yes normie problems I'm totally sympathetic to. You're going to be really as thick as pigshit when I feed your gibs to the little pink Yanks outside.
>>
>>75868929
sad, but true
>>
>>75868889
urban planning is very important
>>
>>75868915
was shagging this one girl and she said not to stop but was knackered so stopped humping, she 'erent 'appy
>>
have become a big of just randomly going to bed lately

like I'll be eating in a restaurant or at my desk or in my car and decide to myself 'hmm quite fancy going to bed right now' and will immediately stop what I'm doing and just go to bed
>>
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the bf
>>
>>75868915
good lad. orgasm denial is the ultimate negging
>>
>>75868915
Mate this! Or the:
>wait wait wait oh god no!!!
>ohshitwhatdididotoher.jpeg
>completestop.exe
>why did you stop anon?! i was about to cum!
>start again.exe
>nah i lost the moment now just dont bother
>>
7.5.8.6.8.9.3.6
Shut the fuck up virgin.
>>
Business idea : vocal chord parasites that target arabic
>>
>>75868974
Strategic victory is still a victory.

May has certainly lost.
>>
Was there a better possible outcome from this election?
>>
>>75868653
youtube-dl is giving me mp4s and 3gps just fine
e.g. youtube-dl -f mp4 video_url
>>
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I literally joined the Labour party as a joke so I could vote for Corbyn and ruin their chances. I'm not joking and I honestly feel like an idiot. Might 'cide
>>
>>75868974
friendly reminder that they were expected to get swept and instead gained seats when tories lost a 17 seat majority with an election that didn't need to happen
>>
>normies arguing about female orgasm
This is a virgin only site.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4PEEUAvWtg

lol
>>
RUTH DAVIDSON FOR PM
>>
>>75869015
cute
can I be your bf?
>>
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>>75869064
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Why is britain so eastern europe like compared to the continent
>>
>>75868974
I'm enjoying watching people try to convince themselves that he did.
>>
>>75869043
We could genetically modify whatever is affecting Dutch people, it shouldn't be too hard.
>>
>>75869144
>>75869144
>>75869144
>>75869144
>>
hmmm, yank or kraut.
>>
>>75869015
imagine making an image like this
think that'd be the tipping point for me
>>
>>75869150
>>75869149
well well well now
>>
>>75869015
you sound kind of like a bitch, wanna be smacked by a tiny guy who looks five years younger than he actually is
>>
>>75869013
do you bring your bed everywhere?
>>
what i do is give the gf a vibrator to hold in place while i shag her

that way we get to cum together and i don't have to knacker myself out tonguing her or finding the part of her clit she likes every five seconds
>>
>>75869109
>Ruth Davidson the lesbian tankie having to work with the DUP

Howling.
>>
>>75867521
fuck up you cunt, stens are stupid easy and cheap to make and dispose of, they use cheap ammo, what's no to fucking like
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